Answering Questions with Questions XVI

Should we continue with talking about thoth's scandalous videos or go on to something else?

What other topics could we cover?

Can you suggest a juicier topic?

Aren't watermelons awful juicy?

Isn't juicy good?

What if I'm okay with the fruit-related juicy but not the boring, overpriced fashion line Juicy?

What ever happened to Juice Newton?

You can find out here.

Can you?

Originally Posted by He Who Wanders

You can find out here.

Should that have been, "You can find out here, can't you?"

Who among us has not forgotten to ask a question?

Do you want an exhaustive list?

Won't that tire you out?

Why would he need a tire to type up a comprehensive list of forgetful posters?

Won't a tire get things rolling?

Would it gather moss?

Was Papa a rolling stone?

Was your father named Mick Jagger?

Have you been giving in to the temptations?

Is having Mick Jagger as your father really a temptation?

Wouldn't you want a showbiz life full of cash, music and opportunity?

Do I have to also take drugs?

Couldn't you use the drugs to fuel your creativity?

Does my creativity really need artificial enhancement?

Have you tried measuring your creativity with drugs and without?

How do you measure the success of creativity?

Is it something that can be measured?

Weren't you the one hoping to be to measure it, to see if it was better to be on drugs or not?

If you're drugged, can you trust your measurements?

Do your body measurements change when under the influence?

Doesn't your body measurements change when under flatulence as well?

Is that what happens to Bouncing Boy when he uses his powers?

Are you saying that Chuck is silent but deadly?

Does he not avoid bragging about his takedown of the Hunter?

Is this part of the current re-read thread?

Which thread number are we in now?

Should we ask a mod for clarification?

What if the mod cannot answer?

Would a Murder Phone Answerer do?

Does the person being answered get murdered?

Is that what "Dial M for Murder" is really about?

Wasn't the point to get other people murdered?

Why? What did they do to provoke such an extreme reaction?

Could they have been singing off key?

With really bad and loud karaoke?

Does that make it worse?

If you can't sing well, isn't it better to sing loudly?

Wouldn't not singing at all be the best option?

As an alternative, have you considered plying us all with cheap drinks before your big number?

Will the big number be higher than ten?

Does Quis have the stamina to sing that many show tunes at once?

Should I start my set with "Everything's Coming Up Roses" or leave that for the show stopper?

What other songs are in your repertoire?

Can I request "Kung Fu Fighting" before the first intermission?

Wouldn't you rather hear "Disco Duck"?

Does it involve Howard the Duck?

Isn't he trapped in a world he never made?

Has he made other worlds that he can be trapped in instead?

Didn't Galactus eat all of those in a post pub snack binge?

Have we ever seen Galactus in a pub?

Can Galactus fit in a pub?

Is the proprietor of this pub the Living Tribunal?

Can you imagine how much the Living Tribunal can drink?

Do we consider all the heads?

But is there just one stomach?

Can people with two stomachs eat twice as much?

Won't that cause them to gain twice the weight?

Why doesn't Matter-Eater Lad get fat from using his power in battle all the time?

Could it be that all that rapid-fire chewing uses up energy as fast as it's acquired?

Or perhaps he always uses the cellular trim ray?

Don't you mean the cellulite trim ray?

Does losing cellulite help one burn calories?

Don't calories cause cellulite?

Is this true of all calories?

What is truth?

Is it the absence of a lie?

How do you know what is a lie and what is a truth?

Could you use Wonder Woman's magic lasso?

Would she loan it to me?

Do you promise to give it back?

Does she use the lasso while asking people if they'd return it?

Wouldn't that be a good policy?

Wouldn't that be terribly kinky ?

Is bondage all that kinky in today's society?

Does it really matter these days what people do, so long as they don't do it in public and frighten the horses?

Who is frightening the horses?

They shoot horses don't they?

Who is "they"?

Are they that shadowy group that really runs the world?

Do they have to run, because they got rid of the horses?

Why do they hate horses so much?

Do they think that people who aren't power mad and greedy spend too much time horsing around?

Is horsing around similar to monkeying around?

Do a horse and a monkey do the same things to you?

Can a horse fling poo anything like a monkey can?

Are a hoof and a paw the same?

Someone got hoof and paw disease?

Does it mutate one?

Should we consult WebMD?

Doesn't WebMD cause needless alarm?

Can a million hypochondriacs be wrong?

What if two million other people say they are?

Are they in denial?

Is that a river in Egypt?

Have you an atlas we can consult?

Can't you just use Google maps seeing as you are on a computer?

What if I'm not on a computer?

Can you send me to Egypt to find out?

Is thoth in Egypt?

Does thoth rule Egypt?

Has he staged a coup that I don't know about?

Are you angry he didn't invite you?

Should we check the mail one more time for an envelope made of papyrus?

Doesn't Ed McMahon deliver those?

You mean from The Land Of The Dead?

Is that what they call Hollywood?

Do you mean Dead or Soulless?

Are you saying that Hollywood is full of zombies?

Am I not asking rather than saying?

How could you tell the difference between a zombie and the typical LA-transplant-desperate-wannabe-actor/writer/director?

Wouldn't a shotgun blast to the head stop a zombie?

Wouldn't it do the same to the wannabes?

Wouldn't that be an awful lot of shotgun blasts ?

More than 21?

Aren't there more than 21 zombies in LA?

How many in all, do you reckon?

Why don't I just do a count-off in my smaller city of residence, as practice?

Does LA even compare to thee magnificence that is your smaller city of residence?

Isn't cleome's city wonderful?

Which is better, wonderful or magnificent?

Doesn't it depend on what we are describing?

What are we describing?

What if we are all describing different parts of the same object?

Who has the plan for the whole object?

Have you heard the story of the six blind men who all tried to describe an elephant, but each only touched one part of it?

How does it end?

How does it begin?

Would you wait while I Google it?

How long will we have to wait?

Did you bring a book to read?

Do you have internet connections to search Google?

What does Google know about good books?

Can Google link you to people who do know about good books?

How do we know that their opinion of what's a good book is better than our opinion of what's a good book?

Can you rely on peer reviews?

Does Legion World have any peers?

Does that mean we have a peerage class system of contributors?

Would you prefer to be called Lord Jfposey or Viscount Jfposey ?

How about just "Your Majesty"?

Or "His Excellency"?

Or "Him"?

Would there be room for more than one "Him" here?

Isn't having more "Hims" merrier?

Doesn't that depend upon the hims

Which Hims would you like to have Quis?

Which of the hims have pleasant personalities?

What about "Him" from Powerpuff Girls?

Does he has a pleasant personality?

Does Quis like androgynous and nasty villains?

Can a person be nasty and still have a pleasant personality?

Is this what we call sarcasm?

Did you tag it with a sarcasm tag?

Weren't the repetitive tags enough?

Can you ever have enough tags?

Would you believe that some people post only in hashtags now?

Can you tell me something more unbelievable?

Can you believe that hashtag is now an official language of the United Nations and 53% of its member states?

Should we be surprised by anything related to social media?

Has social media made us lose our sense of wonder and surprise?

Is it just that some people have done such stupid and crazy things on social media, that we don't anymore?

Didn't people do a lot of stupid and crazy things before social media?

Can we all blame this on "America's Funniest Home Videos"?

Is blaming "America's Funniest Home Videos" part of your vendetta against Bob Saget?

Why would he hate Bob Saget?

Didn't you see that episode of "Full House" that Jfposey was in?

Was that the episode with me as Uncle Jesse's date?

Wasn't it a good episode?

Aren't all the ones with Jfposey good episodes despite Bob Saget's sabotage attempts?

Is Bob Saget just jealous of Jfposey's talent and success?

Could there be any other reason?

Can you think of any?

Why must I do all your thinking?

Can you help me think of a reply to your question?

*Sigh* Alright, what part do you need the most help on?

Can you explain the question to me again?

Isn't the question pretty self-explanatory?

Is it really?

What part of it are you having a problem with?

Can you help me identify the different parts?

Would an anatomy chart help you with the location of the parts?

Could you draw one for me?

Couldn't you just look one up?

Do you really want me to exert myself that much?

Doesn't Quis deserve a relaxing rest?

How can I relax with all these questions all the time?

Have you considered a leisurely vacation somewhere without the internet?

What is life without the internet?

A place for peace, quiet, and even a nice stroll in the fresh air, perhaps?

Is this a Hallmark moment?

Can we make it a cheaper card company moment?

Doesn't Hallmark have cheap cards in the 99¢ section of your local grocery store?

Do you think someone as fabulous as me does his own grocery shopping?

Who do you trust to do your grocery shopping?

Who shops with the shoppers?

Who thinks about thinking about shopping?

Wouldn't that be my shopper?

How many personal shoppers do you have?

Who has time to count them all?

Did you have to shop around when you were looking for personal shoppers?

Can't I have a shopper shop for other shoppers for me?

Is there a shop where shoppers for shoppers can go to?

Would a good name for such a place be "Shoppers"?

Or should it be "Super Shoppers" to distinguish them from ordinary shoppers?

Are Super Shoppers from Krypton?

Did they take advantage of the Planet Closing Down sale?

Didn't the After Planet sale have better bargains?

Do you like your bargains to be green and radioactive?

Can they be radioactive without giving off any radiation poisoning?

Wouldn't that depend on the shopper's physiology?

Don't shoppers have to pass a vigorous physical examination?

Isn't all this training done to prepare shoppers for Black friday?

Does Black Friday happen only in the US?

Would you like it to be a global event?

How would that work as it is not Friday everywhere at the same time?

Isn't it like New Year, everyone celebrates it but at different times?

Would it be even possible to get a world consensus on a set Black Friday?

Do all countries place the same importance on shopping?

Which country is the least materialistic?

Who studies materialism?

Isn't it a good thing to study materialism so one can be more materialistic?

Which materials do we want the most?

Wouldn't a truly materialistic person want everything?

Is that person in possession of an orange power ring?

Do you think the orange power ring is a commentary on the current administration?

Does that mean that Geoff Johns is part Naltorian when he made the orange spectrum be about greed?

Could Johns also predict how long the Orange will last?

Wold we trust Johns with this prediction?

Would he have tried to use it for his own advantage?

Which advantages would work for us?

Would blackmail be an option?

Do you want to go to jail?

Should we have used foresight of Trump's presidency to flee the USA instead?

Why would you flee democracy?

Is it not democratic to choose to live elsewhere?

Could there be other reasons than politics in the decision to move somewhere else?

Have any of us relocated for school or work?

Don't you remember your own recent relocation?

Does Myg have amnesia?

Do I????

What won't you do?

What if I can't remember what I won't do?

Is Myg the Susan Lucci of Legion World?

How many Emmy nominations has he had?

Would you believe I've never even been nominated for an Emmy?

Does that mean you need more severe amnesia to qualify for a nomination?

Do they give Emmy nominations for the amnesia trope anymore?

Is it a dead horse trope by now?

Do any tropes really die in soap operas?

Does anyone really die in soap operas?

Does it count if it ends up being a dream?

What if it's just an evil twin switcheroo?

What if both twins are evil?

Have you seen the Hammer film "Twins of Evil"?

Would you recommend it on its own merits, instead of just being on-topic?

Who did it better...Bette Davis or Bette Davis?

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Isn't she great?

Who has Bette Davis' eyes?

Will they give them back?

Is Bette Davis not past needing them?

Can they still be used?

What would you use them for?

Wouldn't using dead people's parts be a novel fashion fad?

Must we follow every fashion trend?

When is a trend just a fad?

Doesn't time tell if it's a trend or a fad?

Who made time the arbiter of what's hot and what's not?

Isn't time a harsh judge?

Would you prefer someone who is harsh but honest to someone who would lie to you?

Can I have a moment to think about it?

Wouldn't it depend on one's goals in interactions?

And just what are your goals?

Doesn't Andy have one overriding goal in life when it comes to dealing with men?

Wouldn't that apply to a much younger version of myself?

Are you saying you are now too old for that?

How old is too old?

Aren't I clearly too old for chasing men?

Can't you trip them with your cane?

Can't Myg look for men who like daddies?

Does Myg want to be considered a daddy?

If the guy considering him a daddy is extremely hot, would Myg agree?

Shouldn't you ask Myg?

Would you believe I'm not into Daddy dynamics?

Is it that unbelievable that you aren't into that?

Weren't you the one asking about it?

Doesn't this thread sometimes demand that we ask about things we don't care about?

Were you asking for someone else?

Who could that be?

Will anyone answer the question?

Perhaps on a different thread?

Which thread could that question be answered on?

Can we vote on one?

Which thread would you nominate to be on the ballot?

How about Kill This Thread? Would that make it die?

Do you really think it will?

Could he just hope and make it happen?

If I wish hard enough, could it work?

Have any of your wishes come through this year?

Don't you think living in Europe was a wish?

Didn't you do more than just wish to make it happen?

Did I also rub a lamp?

Does Blaze know you rub lamps?

Could Blaze have been rubbing the lamp also?

Should Blaze rub my lamp more often?

Is that a conversation that's easy to have?

Why wouldn't it be?

Would it be easy if it were in ancient Greek?

Can anyone here speak Ancient Greek?

Athenian Greek or Spartan Greek?

Are they not mutually intelligible?

If they were, then why did Sparta go to war with Athens?

Did they go to war simply because they could not understand each other?

What do you think happens when someone says "Nice feathered helmet" but it comes out as "Your father is a hell nut"?

Wouldn't you expect there to be at least one warrior who would agree that his father was a hell nut?

Are hell nuts fearsome?

Have you never tried them?

Where can I get some?

Where is your friendly neighborhood nut shop located?

What if my neighborhood doesn't have one?

Wouldn't you then want to move to a better neighborhood?

Can you recommend one that has plenty of good nut stores?

Does a person need more than one good nut shop in their neighborhood?

What if I want to compare prices?

Are you that much of a penny pincher?

Would you rather I pinch something else instead?

What are other places that want to be pinched?

Can you suggest any?

Do you want the whole list or the top 500?

Can we settle on the Top 247?

Is there something significant about that number?

What could be significant about 247?

Is there any limit to the potential significance of a number?

If it is limitless, does that mean this thread will go on forever?

Don't we have to lock it at 2000 posts?

Who decided the 2000 post limit?

Wasn't it because of a limitation in the software?

Are those same limitations in existence?

In existence when?

Do they still exist now?

Should we risk it?

Why do risky things titillate?

Do you always get excited when you take a risk?

Don't you?

Are you equating fear and anxiety with excitement and arousal?

Don't you think I know the difference between these things at my age?

Can you confirm that?

Isn't this all self-reported data anyway?

Should we give you a test?

Wouldn't that be AWESOME?

What kind of test do you think this will be?

What kinds of tests are there?

Do you think there will be a lot pf physical exams?

Are the exams invasive?

would that make Myg happier?

Does anyone enjoy invasive exams?

Statistically, wouldn't there be some?

Would you count Leopold von Sacher-Masoch among the some?

Do you think he should be?

Wouldn't Leopold really WANT to be included in invasive physical exams, especially by women wearing fur?

Does it matter what type of fur it is?

Who wears fur anymore?

Does a luxe faux fur full length get you a better exam?

Can I wear something else that will still keep me very warm?

Would wearing a rubber outfit make you hot?

How many latex outfits do you own?

Are latex outfits rare?

Have you tried shopping for one online?

Aren't sizes for latex outfits tricky online?

Why don't you buy one in every size and return the ones that don't fit?

Doesn't that sound like a pain?

Doesn't that take too much effort?

But won't it all be worth it when you are decked out in your new rubber suit?

How comfortable is this rubber suit?

What feels comfortable for you?

How can I describe the sensation?

Couldn't you just use words?

Or would you be more comfortable with pantomime?

Can I just write down my words so I don't have to mime?

Could you do an interpretive dance?

Would everyone be able to interpret it?

Doesn't everyone interpret art differently?

Wouldn't that be bad for the message I want to send?

How important is it that the message be exact?

isn't good communication extremely important?

Is it really necessary for messages to be exact for communication to be effective?

Do you like giving vague messages?

Is transparency everything it's cracked up to be?

What would Lyle or Jacques say?

Wouldn't they say whatever the writer write for them to say?

What would the writer make Lyle or Jacques say?

What if the writer uses disappearing ink?

Why would a writer do that?

Must there be a reason?

Shouldn't there be a reason for things people do?

What if we are talking about insane people like the Joker?

What do you think of a slate of live action Joker movies?

Can I dry from Joker overexposure?

Do you mean "die"?

Or does the Joker have a demoisturizing effect on one's skin?

Didn't the Joker use lotions in hi plot in the first Michael Keaton Batman movie?

Did his plan involve tanning?

Are there any Batman foes who have tried to tan Gotham?

Can you tan a city? Did Danny the Street put you up to this?

Does Danny the Street blab about his relationships?

What relationships has Danny the Street had?

Didn't he go on a date with Warworld?

Was that a double date with Mogo and Ego, the Living Planet?

Isn't Mogo also a living planet?

Are you asking because you're interested in Mogo?

Are you saying that Invisible Brainiac is a size queen?

Would my dating history suggest that?

Can we have a complete list of people you have dated in order of size?

Do you want the size in inches or in centimeters?

Which are you most comfortable with?

Wouldn't that be subjective?

do you object to the subjective?

Is it hat objectionable?

Has anyone ever objected to a hat?

Aren't some hats truly hideous?

So you're saying all hats are not created equally?

Is it not possible to objectively rank hats?

What qualities would you use to rank them?

Would it depend on your personal taste or what's socially acceptable at the time?

If we are trying to be objective, wouldn't we just use quantifiable qualities?

Is it possible to quantify taste and appeal?

Do we have to include taste and appeal in ranking hats?

Isn't taste a very important criterion for fashion?

What else would you like to consider when gauging hats?

Should we consider how many people wear them?

Should we include only people who routinely wear hats or non-hat wearers too?

Why filter out people who don't wear hats?

Wouldn't they skew the quantity of people not wearing a particular hat?

Wouldn't chapeau-lovers like the Mad Hatter also skew the data?

Can we control for degree of love for hats?

How does one control their love of hats?

Can one join an intervention program?

Is there such a program for love of hats?

shouldn't there be one for the Mad Hatter?

Doesn't the March Hare facilitate the program?

Shouldn't that be Dr. March Hare?

Can the March Hare be a good therapist?

Didn't the Dormouse recommend him?

Did the dormouse benefit from him?

Benefit in what way?

What benefits do dormice get?

Free housing in cozy teapots?

Do they have a cozy teapot in my size?

Perhaps we should take measurements to check?

M.M.M.M.My measurements?

Is there anyone else here looking for a cozy teapot?

Is there an opportunity to mass-produce?

What is the market for cozy teapots you can live in?

Does each cozy teapot come with a doily?

How about two doilies?

Are you talking about a lace doily or those cheap paper ones?

Wouldn't the cheap paper ones get destroyed when wet?

Shouldn't doilies be disposable?

Isn't that bad for the environment?

What if they were recycled?

Isn't that energy-intensive?

So we shouldn't recycle?

Or does that just mean we should be better at recycling?

Wouldn't it be great if everyone was better at recycling?

How can we encourage people to improve?

Aren't fines and taxes the best kinds of incentives for behavior change?

Does that work for thumb sucking toddlers?

Can you recycle a toddler's sucked thumb?

Why would you want to do that?

Don't you think Jfposey has his reasons?

Can he share them with us?

Is he the sharing type?

What would you say based on your previous interactions?

Wouldn't it be better to ask him?

Isn't it rather gauche to ask someone about their thumb sucking preferences?

How else does one find out if another person's fetishes mesh with yours?

Can't we just ask and be honest with one another?

Where is a good platform to ask questions?

Isn't this THE thread for asking questions?

But is it the only thread where any questions can be asked?

Have you tried asking questions on other threads?

How many threads should we poll?

Wouldn't one other thread be sufficient?

Doesn't this mean we have to choose very carefully?

Is it that difficult to ask a question on other threads?

Isn't it more difficult if we can only ask on one thread?

But if you can ask a question on one other thread, isn't that all you need?

What if it's the wrong thread, and the person with the right answer doesn't read it?

Is any thread the "Wrong" thread?

Isn't this the questions about sewing thread?

If knot, will you point me in the right direction?

Perhaps we should cut the discussion and go?

Should we go to the Crafts Store?

Will you needle me if I don't go with you?

Is this going to be one of your long yarns?

If it is, will we make it through by the skein of our teeth?

Or will we be able to pass through the eye of a needle?

How big is the needle?

Space Needle big?

Are you suggesting a road trip to Seattle?

Can I join you, and then you can nip down to Portland and meet my evil cat?

Is the evil cat coming with us too Seattle?

Don't evil cats melt when they enter Seattle?

Where on Earth did you hear such a peculiar thing?

Why did you assume that it was heard on Earth?

Have you been to another planet?

Could jfposey be an alien?

Does that matter so much, given that we're all just strangers to ourselves anyway?

Can any of us really say that he or she knows himself or herself?

Can we know other people if we remain astranged from ourselves?

Is it because we only know the person that they present to the world?

Aren't you all just figments of my imagination?

Do I only exist while you think?

Who says I think?

Didn't you think of that reply?

Couldn't a question be a natural reaction in this thread?

Are you saying it was reflexive?

Is that a severe form of a gag reflex?

Doesn't that just make you feel sick?

Is there a doctor in the house?

Which House?

Which witch doctor's house?

Doesn't the witch doctor make house calls?

Would that make the services of a witch doctor more acceptable?

Is a witch doctor what you would get if White Witch and Kent Shakespeare had a baby?

Was Kent Shakespeare a doctor?

Wasn't he, or have I gotten myself confused with fanfic again?

With all the reboot, who knows what is canon anymore?

Did you hear the one about Kent Shakespeare's canon?

Did you mis-spell "canon"?

Is Kent's cannon in the canon?

Is a canon really a good place to store a cannon?

Can the cannon fit the canyon?

Isn't the true test of a cannon how it fits the canyon?

Are we talking about the Grand Canyon?

Are there any other large holes you want to talk about?

What other large holes?

Would a sink hole count as a large hole?

What size counts as large?

Would it be bigger than a breadbox?

What if it were smaller than a semi?

Wouldn't that narrow down the size?

How narrow do we need it to be?

Have you ever been told you had a narrow butt?

Isn’t it a grammatically correct way to describe a butt?

Does grammar have anything to do with butts?

Do nice butts reduce us to gibberish?

Well, don't they?

Is that your kryptonite?

Does anyone ever ask Superman what his kryptonite is?

Should we ask Lana or Lois?

Isn't Lois the better investigative journalist?

As Lana is now a super scientist, wouldn't she be a better choice?

Is she still dating John Henry Irons?

Does she get a lot of iron in her diet?

Doesn't that sound like innuendo?

Isn't it innuendo because of how you interpreted it?

How else can it be interpreted?

Can’t it be interpreted as her eating a lot of iron-rich foods because she pays attention to her health?

Do you want to stick to that interpretation?

Would you ask that to Lana's face?

Do you think Lana can't handle that question?

Don't you think it would just be rude?

Can’t Lana handle it?

What can't Lana handle?

Lois Lane?

Isn't Lois more of a who than a what?

Can’t “what” also cover “who”?

Who's on first?

Have you ever read A Wrinkle in Time?

Who has not read it?

You would think that ,wouldn't you?

Are my thoughts predictable?

Am I Saturn Girl?

Is that who you are going as for Halloween?

Do you want to be married to Garth?

Would you rather marry the coldly intelligent Brainiac 5?

Which Legionnaire would make the worst spouse?

Is that why Bigamist Lad didn't get past the try outs?

Wasn't because of the "No Marriage" policy at the time?

Does the Legion have other policies?

Have you looked at the Legion Constitution?

What can I do if I don't have the endurance for a constitution?

Should you exercise more to build up your endurance?

Could you start with a short evening constitution to build up?

Would the Legion's constitution be a good place to start?

Didn't I suggest that earlier?

Did you say that it was a good place to start?

Isn’t reading the Legion constitution quite a workout?

What about writing it????

What about it?

Is Myg planning to write a constitution by himself?

Does Myg have the constitution to write a Legion Constitution?

What constitutes having a sufficiently strong constitution to write a constitution?

Isn't an extensive vocabulary more important in writing a constitution?

Am I confusing constitution writing for construction?

Is there a consensus for the constriction of the construction of a costitution to having sufficient constitution or is it contentious?

Isn't it counter to the contrarian continuity to have considerable constitutions confining the convolutions of constructing chronicles?

Can you say that three times fast?

Can't you type it faster?

faster than what?

Is there anything faster than lint?

Do you mean, when it is being thrown?

Do you routinely throw lint?

What about when it is spinning around a dryer?

Isn’t the dryer the one throwing it around then?

Has anyone ever wove dryer lint into a festive holiday sweater?

Wouldn't that be... very possible?

If you run out of dryer lint, can you substitute it for belly button lint?

Who would qualify to judge the quality of lint?

Did Lindt start out by making chocolate versions of lint?

Would you have eaten them, if so?

Who can resist Lindt chocolate?

Would you like some of the lint I have here?

Where did the lint you have come from?

Isn't it enough that it comes from Paris?

Is IB's Parisian lint better than say Milano lint?

Would you believe, I have lint from Milan, Rome, London, Brussels, Amsterdam, Reykjavik and Geneva in here too?

Has IB has been his secret lint collection from us all?

Have I turned into my lint collection?

Can lint type?

How can we find out which Legion Worlders are ... lint?!

Aren't we all lint?

Are you confessing to being lint?

Is being lint a super power worthy of being a member of the Legion?

Wouldn't it be useful to defeat neat freaks everywhere?

Couldn't you sneak in anywhere as lint?

Do you want to turn yourself into lint?

Can you use lint powers through a transuit?

Wouldn't that make the transuit turn into lint?

Does lint transmute everything it comes into contact with?

if so, why have you not turned into lint yet?

How would we know if he had?

Could the amount of navel gazing you do be connected to how much of you is lint?

Is it just gazing or also picking?

Is that lint you are picking or your nose?

How did lint get up your nose?

Could it be because I turned my nose up too much?

Do you have the sniffles?

Did I catch them from you?

Did thoth lad throw his sniffles at you?

Isn’t his aim very good?

Did they hit me instead of you?

Why must you bring up the deficiencies of my cyborg arm?

Why do you have Cyborg's arm?

Is thoth a Titans villain now?

Hasn't he always been a Titans villain seeing as he is part of the Egyptian pantheon and the Titans are from Greek myths?

I'm not fighting the original Titans am I?

Would you not prefer to battle the original Titans?

Are you keen to read another War of the Gods mini?

Would thoth like a starring role in that mini?

Should we have a giant cross-over event where thoth lad stars in every DC and Marvel book for the month of October?

Is there too much of a good thing?

Wouldn't a million tons of gold kill you if it fell on top of you?

Wouldn't you still want the option of having a million tons of gold?

What good is gold if I am not alive to spend it?

Wouldn't it pass on to establish your legacy?

Does "Aaargh! Get if Off me!" really indicate who you've left all that gold to?

Was the gold left to the "it" who must be gotten off the speaker, or to the person the speaker is commanding?

Do you know anyone who can contact the afterlife so we can check the intent?

Could the right lawyer infer intent for you?

How much is going to the lawyer to determine intent?

Is that the only thing a lawyer can infer?

Did anyone get references on this lawyer?

Could Quislet get some gossip about this lawyer for us?

Is Quis a gossip?

Isn’t Quis’ gossiping à means of revenge for all the gossip and rumors we started about him?

When was the last time anyone gossiped or started a rumor about me?

shall we unearth the thread to find out?

Did you see the post asking if Quis reads gossip mags about reality TV stars?

Am I a reality "star"?

Aren’t you brighter than the sun?

How intelligent is the sun?

How bright is a reality TV star?

Does one need to be bright to be President of the US?

Doesn’t this question make me depressed?

Wouldn't you know your own mental state better than we would?

Is Ibby's therapist a member of Legion World?

Isn't that information protected by doctor/patient privilege?

Are you invoking HIPAA?

Is that the same as the Hippocratic Oath?

Can anyone remember Henrietta Hippo reciting an oath on "New Zoo Revue"?

Where can I watch that?

Wouldn't it be more apropos to ask when can you watch that?

Does the clip only exist in the future?

Is it one of those clips that travels through time, so we never actually get to see it?

Can't Time Trappers even see it?

Can a Time Trapper experience deja vu?

Hasn't Superboy Prime proved beyond a doubt that deja vu is well within the Time Trapper power set?

Does that mean we will never ever be rid of Superboy-Prime?

Why would you want to be rid of such a wonderful character?

Isn't punching reality just an amazing plot device?

Isn't it better than the "it was all a dream" plot device?

What if Superboy-Prime punching reality was all just a dream?

A dream or a nightmare?

Don't I feel like screaming every time I think of it?

Don't you ever feel like dancing as Leo Sayer sang in his 1976 single?

Does Leo Sayer make you feel like dancing?

As well as getting a perm?

Why is my hair so straight?

Why do you have hair and I have a reverse Mohawk?

Did someone mess with our hair?

Should we check the expiration dates on our products?

Which products should we check?

Can we enlist Chemical Kid to fix the reactions?

Will Jimmy Olsen lend us some hats from his collection?

Can these hats grant us unimaginable powers?

Do you mind having an unimaginable accent along with your unimaginable powers?

Wot is wrong wit my aksent?

Is it worse than your typing?

Can't I type with an accent?

Is the accent you are using while typing the same accent that you have typed?

Does Quislet maybe speak out loud while typing?

Does he laugh maniacally too?

Does Quislet even laugh at all?

Can't you hear Quis chuckling?

Is that what I was hearing last night?

Are you sure you're not just being stalked by the Joker?

Where is Batman when you need him?

Can I have Green Lantern protect me instead?

Can you trust a Green Lantern after Hal went insane?

Don't you believe in redemption?

Is it just inviting more of the same trouble?

Hasn't Hal been stable for the better part of the last decade?

Does Hal’s mental state represent that of all the other 7,199 GLs?

How long does the average GL survive in the pages of the book, if they're not from Earth?

Do they even typically reach the end of the issue?

Why would you put your trust in something that will be dead in five minutes?

Do some of them even get five minutes?

Doesn't that depend on how quickly you read the issue?

If a speed-reader were to read, how many seconds would it take?

What issue would they be reading?

Is there such variability among normal issues?

What is normal?

Isn't it a town in the Midwest?

Could you be more specific as to where in the Midwest?

Should we get a map and check?

Would google maps be the best map service to check?

Have you tried any other online maps services?

Isn't Citymapper quite a good app?

Would gaycities.com be a good option?

Is that like Mister B&B?

Do you prefer a B&B to a hotel room?

Will there be a mister in the B&B?

If you are there won't there be one?

Is one enough?

Wouldn't it be if he was THE one?

Will he sweep me off my feet?

How should I know if he has a broom or not?

Don't we also need to know how big the broom is?

Wasn't John Broome really big in comics?

Would you really consider John Broome at the same level as, say, Grant Morrison?

Wouldn't Broome be considered to be at a much higher level by virtue of being involved when things were being created rather than regurgitating old ideas?

Is Grant Morrison only vomiting up comic history in his work?

Doesn’t Grant Morrison vomit up a huge density of references in anything he does?

What's the difference between referencing, reimagining, homage and ripping off?

Does it matter in the context of Grant Morrison?

Does Grant Morrison matter in the context of the whole universe and time?

#WhatWouldGrantMorrisonSay?

Doesn't that just poorly copy the information on #WhatAlanMooreSaid ?

What WOULD Moore say in this case?

Shall we ask him?

Are we still waiting on a response?

Has anyone already written to him?

Has anyone ever written to him?

Should we write to him to find out or would that make the question irrelevant?

Since I don't have anything to ask him, do you all want to meet me at the corner deli for a snack once the Q&A is over?

What snacks do they have there?

Are you a pretzels-and-peanuts guy, or do you crave something more substantial at snacktime?

How soon will it be until supper?

Wouldn't that depend which time zone we meet in?

Are we all having supper together?

If we stay in our respective time zones, won't some of us be having breakfast?

If I have left over pizza for breakfast, am I really having it for supper?

Would we be coordinating the same meal across time zones?

Can you teleport us so that we are all together?

Won’t Gates find you demanding?

Myg is Gates?

Will a teleporting Karate Kid be able to survive The Giffen?

Would he want to?

Who could survive the Giffen?

Would Giffen be a gauntlet for the Legionnaires?

Does The Giffen have shape shifting powers?

Are you imagining him as a giant glove slapping Karate Kid into the ground over and over?

Do we really want to know what thoth lad is imagining?

Isn't sharing thoughts of fluffy kittens, lambs and rabbits a good thing?

Is that what you are really imagining?

Why would Thoth lie to us?

Do you want the whole list or the top 500 reasons?

Are there lists of all our lies on LW?

Have you seen this thread?

Isn't that the worst gateway thread to our subscriber only habitual liar sub forum here on Titans World?

What chu talking 'bout Willis?

Don't you have a lifetime subscription to the above mentioned My Little Legion Pony Subforum?

Aren't you the forum moderator, thothy?

Didn't you tell me that you would never mention that again?

Aren't you mistaking the My Little Legion Pony subforum for your other passion, Furball's Forever Friends subforum where I also may, or may, not moderate?

Why are there so many non-comic book related subforums?

Who can keep those two straight?

Are they meant to be straight?

Do these threads need moderation?

Are you volunteering to be the moderator?

Could I occasionally moderate them, as I like to moderate in moderation?

Haven't we all been guilty of immoderate moderation??

Are you sure all of us are?

Can you provide an example of a time when one of us has been an immoderately moderating moderator?

Didn't Lash embody the immoderate moderating moderator?

Don't I miss Lash?

Don't we all miss Lash?

Do we even need to ask that?

What else don't we need to ask?

Shall we make a list?

Will it be an exhaustive list?

Should we aim for it to be?

Might that not be to exhausting for us?

Must we exhaust ourselves?

Could we just get an exhaust fan?

Do you have the address of the exhaust fan club?

Do you mean the one in Hoboken?

Are we going in the correct direction?

If you go far enough, wouldn't any direct eventually lead you to Hoboken?

What if I go in the direction of the moon?

Will you send postcards from the moon?

Can they reach Hoboken from the moon?

Weren't NASA looking to relocate to Hoboken?

Does NASA still send people into space?

Won;t it depend on variables such as weather and if they have enough replacement elastic for their giant catapult?

Can't we just use the giant ladder?

Can’t we use a flight ring to fly?

How do I replace my authentic Legion World Walking Ring for a flight ring?

Do you have a unique power?

Isn't it obvious?

That isn't acne?

Surely you weren't fooled by the acne façade?

Do you really think that would fool me?

Can you tell everyone what my unique power is to show quite categorically how you didn't fall for such a primitive ruse?

What if I don't want to?

Can I welcome you as an honorary member for protecting my power, and therefore my secret ID?

Do I get a swag bag?

Don't robbers have swag?

Did they always have their swag?

What if another robber stole their swag?

Is there no honor among thieves?

Does a thief who steals swag to add to his swag give himself away wth a smug swagger?

How much swag does a smug swagger swipe when a smug swag swiper swipes swag?

Won't that depend on the size of the swag bag that the smug swag swiper had when he smugly swiped swag?

Would a smug swag swiper ever smuggle his illicit swag that he swiped smugly with swagger?

Can you repeat that again?

Do you also want him to say it really really fast?

Can he also say it backwards?

Are you asking him to say "ti" or "it backwards"?

How much exercise does his tongue need?

What are tongue exercises?

What is his tongue in training to do?

Isn't that question a little too personal?

Since when were tongue twisting competitions a touchy subject?

Don't you remember what happened at the Intergalactic Limerick Competition of 2097?

Was that the kerfuffle around the one that starts "There was a young maid from Toonar" ?

Was that when the Khundian team started that limerick or was it the Durlan team?

Didn't Ze Tongue play a role in it?

Could it have been the Durlan team, even if it looked like the Khundian team?

Wasn’t it all just a Projectra illusion?

Do you ever wonder if Projectra just pretends that they're all illusions, but they're as real as she wants to make them?

Is it because she doesn’t want to hurt anyone?

Do you really want to hurt me?

Don't you think that asking Jeckie that, while wearing your Nemesis Kid costume is asking for it?

What if I was wearing my Boy George costume?

Can you send us a picture of you wearing it?

Do you want the matte finish or the glossy?

How much for an autographed glossy?

How big is the price difference?

Were you interested in having a matte autographed?

Would that be Matt Damon or Matt Bomer?

Does it cost more depending on where the autograph is placed?

Wouldn't you like to have the Chrises instead?

Which Chrises are you talking about?

Are you taking the Chris' name in vain?

Do you think I have a chance with any celebrity Chris?

Why wouldn't you?

Do you want the whole list or just the top 500?

Is Chris less likely to accept money to be autographed than Matt?

Would they need all that extra income from autographs?

Do you know how much gold leaf toilet paper costs?

Who here has ever used gold leaf toilet paper?

Is any Legion Worlder independently wealthy?

Can that Legion Worlder marry or adopt me?

Given your spending habits, would they remain independently wealthy after that?

Am I really that irresponsible?

Shouldn't we ask Blaze?

What did he say?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Won't you tell me if I promise to keep it secret from Invisible Brainiac?

Is it possible to keep secrets from the great Time Trapper Ibby?

Did he ever find out about that time you took the cake slice left for him?

Did Myg enjoy the surprises I left for him after he did that?

Why would I do that?

Could they have been nice surprises because IB was happy he didn't have cake to ruin his diet?

Is that the reason why I’ve been losing so much weight?

Did you plan on losing weight?

How much weight should he lose?

What would be the ideal weight for me?

Would three and a half tons be too much?

Am I a blue whale?

Would you want to be?

Is that your spirit animal?

Can I make a swap?

What do you have to trade?

Can I offer my collection of train tickets?

Are they cancelled?

Where do they go?

What if they go nowhere fast?

Do you always repeat yourself?

Am I really a Carggite?

Wouldn't you say things three times then?

If that were so, wouldn’t Luornu have made membership meetings terribly long?

Would it help if Double Header was available to speak as well?

Who would win in an argument between Luornu and Double-Header?

Do we really need an answer to that question?

Are some questione better left unanswered?

Would those be the ones that provide TMI?

Could it also be the ones that make you question your existence?

Do you think that you don't exist?

Is it possible to only exist on Legionworld?

Haven’t you ever heard of alt IDs?

Does an alt ID come with benefits and alt fingerprints?

What kind of benefits could an alt ID earn?

What kind of benefits do you want?

Can I have the benefit of an assistant who puts clown noses on people who annoy me?

Will the clown noses annoy those people back?

Would you be annoyed if someone came along and put a clown nose on you?

How easy will it be to take off?

Doesn't that depend on whether I use super glue or not?

If I see a bunch of clown noses, then can I safely assume these people annoyed you?

Might not my assistant put them on people who annoy them too?

If people annoy both you and your assistant, do they get two clown noses?

Where would one put the other clown nose?

Do they stack?

Do people do clown nose stacking like they do cup stacking?

Isnt it a more difficult hobby?

Which do you mean, nose stacking or cup stacking?

Can cups and noses be stacked together in an alternating pile?

Do you think you are talented enough to do that?

Would it help if I practiced diligently?

Do you practice anything diligently?

Can I practice being diligent?

How diligently will you practice being diligent?

Will you stop being delinquent about your diligent practice?

Is it still diligent if one is being delinquent?

Why do you want to be delinquent?

Wouldn’t a change be good?

What if the change was changing a clean diaper for a dirty one?

Don’t parents have to get used to doing that multiple times a day?

Don't some parents hire nannies to do that?

Do you know that it’s very common in some poorer countries with large populations?

Are still talking about nannies?

Did you mean to use the word "we" or "you" in that question?

Could Myg have forgotten how to use pronouns?

Why would i forget the usage of pronouns in English?

Could it be the result of too much holiday cheer?

Has Myg been irresponsible again?

Is having too much holiday cheer irresponsible if you have the time to recover from it?

If you don't know where you are when you wake up, was it too much holiday cheer, or just the right amount of holiday cheer?

Should we factor in how much of the previous day can be remembered?

What are we trying to remember again?

Did you forget?

Who needs to remember everything?

Doesn’t even Brainiac 5 need to delete some information from his brain to make room for new bits?

Couldn't he just offload some things to external storage for future reference?

Can be now directly interface with other storage receptacles?

Isn't he smart enough to invent a device to do that for him?

Was that what COMPUTO was supposed to do?

Do you think Brainy just had it in for Triplicate Girl?

Did he want Chuck for himself?

Why do you think he restored Chuck's power?

Was Brainy the one that did it?

Which other Legionnaire would be able to restore lost powers?

Didn't Dream Girl restore Ayla's lightning power (or give her lightening power)?

Lightening? could she make things whiter?

Isn't the Legion white enough?

Doesn't the Legion include people who are green, orange and even blue?

Does non-existent skin color count towards diversity?

Do you mean transparent or no skin at all?

What would hold the muscles and stuff together?

Doesn't sinew hold the muscles to the bones?

Does sinew hold the muscles to the gingerbread men?

Wasn't that just royal icing?

Was there something wrong with proletariat icing?

Maybe it wasn't rich enough?

Who knew the world of icing was so elitist?

Haven't you read my book "Class Struggle and Frosting"?

Can rich people afford to put frosting on themselves more than once a day?

Why would they put frosting on their bodies even once a day?

Haven't you read my book "Skin Care Through Frosting"?

Didn't it get a chilly reception from the New York Times?

Wasn’t it cold of you to bring that up?

Can we turn up the heat?

How hot do you want it?

How hot could it get in Boston right now?

Will you be in Boston?

What if he will be?

Won't that increase the hotness in Boston?

Why didn’t we start a fire when you, me, Blaze and Jfposey we’re together?

Didn't the Boston FD respond to a major conflagration the day you were in town?

Why don't the Boston firemen ever come to my apartment when I call?

Didn't they get fed up with you playing with their fire hoses?

Is that what the kids call it?

How would I know?

Aren't you omniscient?

Can we get back to the fire hoses?

Where they the ones with the calendar?

Doesn't everybody have a calendar these days?

Don't some people live according to their calendars?

What about those who just live for themselves?

Is that morally wrong?

Are we morally required to think of others?

whose morals are you using a standard?

Don't we all have an obligation in a global society to think of others?

How can we resolve conflicting interests?

Perhaps we can remove some of those causing the conflict?

How to best remove them?

Should we use some bleach?

Did you know that an episode of Criminal Minds taught me that bleach can combine with a substance produced by some corals to create toxic gases?

So maybe we shouldn't use the corals?

So I was right to activate the minefield when I heard carols from further down the street?

Wouldn't a mind field that repelled horribly festive people be a blessing?

What do you have against festivities?

Wouldn't it be nice to have a giant force field against them?

Are you thinking of getting one from Brainiac 5?

Does he have more than one force field belt?

Couldn't he easily make another one?

Wasn't there some pointless retcon to say it was an irreplaceable heirloom?

If it were so easy, why wouldn't all Legionnaires use them?

Don’t they like living with a little danger?

Do you think Legionnaires are all thrill chasers?

Do they need another psych evaluation?

Will that involve them being tricked into thinking they didn't exist and are confronted by gender opposite counterparts?

What kinds of sexy costumes will they be forced to wear this time?

Is Mike Grell designing them?

How little flesh do we expect them to cover?

Is it really flesh if it's two-dimensional art forms?

Wasn't the old KISS comic printed with some of their blood mixed into the ink?

What do you summon when you mix a KISS comic, with their blood, with a Squadron Supreme TPB, containing Mark Gruenweld's ashes?

Would you summon a cleaning lady to clean up the mess?

Didn't you hear that other dimensions now outsource their cleaning work?

So who is cleaning up around here now?

Should we hire a janitor?

From which dimension?

Would a 5th-dimensional imp make a good janitor?

Will Superman mind having all our garbage magically appear on his head?

Why would Superman care about all that if he is invulnerable?

Won't Lois connect smelly Superman with smelly Clark?

Was that the inspiration for Phoebe's song Smelly Cat on Friends?

Was there ever a comic of Clark suffering from teenage BO?

It wasn't a scratch-n-sniff, was it?

Don't some people get turned on by teenage boys' odors?

Who are these people, and would they feel the same about Super BO?

Don't some people use the term "musk"?

Isn't that just a term to sell perfumes like Meta pour homme?

Does it help Elon Musk with his companies?

Does Elon Musk need help with his companies?

What are his companies' goals?

How many points do you get if you score one of those goals?

Are you trying to write a rule book?

Is there a Rule Books for Dummies edition?

Are you insinuating something about thothy?

Could you point me in the direction of a dummies guide to reading dummies guides please, preferably one with lots of pictures?

Would you like to borrow mine?

Should we start a book club for it?

Is there a dummies guide to setting up book clubs... preferably one with lots of pictures again?

Isn’t that guide supposed to be very short?

Is there a height limitation to guides?

Should there be?

How would you get the book if it was on a really high shelf?

Wouldn't you just use a ladder?

What if you were afraid of heights?

Wouldn't a flight ring help with that?

Are flight rings real, and do they somehow negate a user's fear of heights??

Do any heroes have phobias that prevent them from using their basic powers?

Would you like to do some research on that?

Can't I just ask Phobia?

Would she give you a good answer?

Doesn't she appear to be well spoken?

But would she want to speak with you?

Maybe she'd rather converse with Jericho?

Is there a woman Jericho doesn't get along well with ?

Is his secret that he is an extremely good listener?

Or is it his big puppy-dog eyes?

Or does he creepily possess them for their half of the conversation so it only seems as though they like him?

Is Jericho in danger of becoming a serial date rapist?

That's....dark?

What has got into you Ibby (hopefully not Jericho)?

Is what's gotten into you legal, Ibby?

Could this be the beginning of the Dark Ibby Saga?

Would I look good with a golden sash around my waist?

Isn't that a good look for anyone?

Is a golden sash THE fashion accessory for 2018?

Shouldn't you ask Vogue or some other fashion authority?

Could you wear the golden sash anywhere other than around your waist?

Where do you suggest I wear it?

Would it not make a fetching scarf?

Who would the scarf be fetching?

Have you taught your scarf any other tricks?

Isn't it better at fetching than my dogs are?

Your dogs don't fetch?

Would you believe they are only interested in fetching things they can eat?

Would they eat a gold scarf?

Maybe you should get a meat scarf?

Is there a danger of being attacked by animals, just walking down the street?

Aren't there leash laws in most cities?

Do leash laws apply to wild animals?

When did they unleash leash laws?

Do leash laws apply to all pets?

Can they be enforced, even if they apply (clutches cat inflicted wounds)?

Should cats serve prison time?

Don't some cats deserve it?

Have you tried telling them that?

Do you know how many cats i’ve jailed?

What'd they ever do to you?

Where do you jail these cats?

Are you going to try and free them?

Perhaps we could lobby for their freedom?

Wouldn't the mouse and rat lobby object?

Do you think they have more money to bribe politicians than the cat lobby?

how are we going to clean up the lobby after all the cats, rats and mice have been through it?

Are you volunteering?

How long was I out of the room?

Which room?

Was it a room with a view?

Was it a room to let?

Did it come with breakfast included?

Are we talking about a suite instead of a room?

Would it be sweet to have a suite?

Does a sweet suite suit?

If it doesn't can we get a tailor to make alterations?

Can we find a tailor that does alliteration?

How much would we need to pay for that extra service?

Should we ask Peter Piper?

Did he pick a peck of pickled pepper?

If Peter Pan and Peter Piper meet up with Peppermint Patty and Pepper Potts does that possibly pause the pickling?

Does that sound like a porno plot to anyone else/

Do a lot of innocuous things sound like porno plots to you?

Haven't you heard of Rule 34?

Would you believe that I had to Google and read about it in the Urban Dictionary?

Is the Urban Dictionary really the best place to be getting information?

Isn't that the only way I can keep up with Quis' apparently superior pornography term knowledge?

... ?

Was there a question behind that?

So what is rule 34?

Dare you ask?

Would this link help thoth (since he dared ask)?

Shall we shift to a different topic before our imagines begin to run wild?

Are people going to laugh like Bevis and Butthead because you said shift?

Is shift such a funny word?

Isn't that a shifty thing to imply?

Do I have shifty eyes?

Doesn't your avatar feature a shift from regular to glowing eyes?

Isn't Tempest, who made it, a genius?

Is Tempest a genius at one thing, or many?

Should we have her tested to find out all the ways she's a genius?

Who could be capable of testing a genius?

Can't we just use the Planetary Chance Machine?

How does that prove intelligence?

Wouldn't it at least rule out idiots, who would be willing to sit in front of it?

Are you calling the Legionnaires idiots?

Did Brainy sit in front of it?

Should he sit on it instead?

Wouldn't a sofa be more comfortable?

Aren't sofas better for fainting on?

What else would one choose to faint on?

Would large pets work?

What work would you send your large pets to do?

Can they join the Legion of Super-Pets and get a nice allowance?

How would the Super Pets look after their investments?

Wouldn't Policy Pam be available to help them?

Has she diversified from Insurance?

Should we start calling her Stock Option Pam instead?

Is she the cousin of Futures Fran?

Are they both the granddaughter of Investment Irene?

Can they avoid Divestment Danny though?

Any relation to Danny the Street?

Is that Danny the Wall Street?

Isn’t Wall street the rich brother?

Does Wall have a better class of shop?

Isn't Danny just the classiest and most fashionable though?

Should I have said that Wall has more expensive shops, which doesn't mean that they are classier?

What criteria would you use to say that a shop is better than another?

Do you find that good customer service enhances your shopping experience?

Would it enhance my experience if I were just shopping online?

Is shopping online always a better experience?

Will you be pleased when shopping online reduces Danny and Wall to have nothing but closed businesses, shrinking them to the point that they go out of existence?

Who would want that to happen?

Isn't it an economic side effect of increased online shopping ?

Can we agree that Danny the Mall is in even worse shape?

Do you mean Danny the Strip Mall?

How far does Danny the Strip Mall strip?

Do you want him to strip all the way?

All the way to what?

What's under the pavement?

How badlt do you want to find out?

Originally Posted by Jfposey

What's under the pavement?

Is it suddenly warm in here?

What kind of underwear does Danny wear?

Did someone put the heating on?

Are you sweating, thothy?

Do you think sweating will be a turn off to tranvestite, sentient stripping streets?

Have you been stalking Danny the Street's Tinder profile?

Isn't everyone?

What if, hypothetically speaking, Danny the Street were to block one's profile on Tinder?

Is there something you want to tell us, Andy?

Would Danny the Street then become Danny the Block?

Would Danny the Block and Blok go on a date together?

Would suave Danny boul-der Blok over?

Dag, wasn't that rather stoned?

Would they be listening David Bowie and Mick Jagger singing "Dancing in the Street"?

Does a rolling stone gather any moss?

Is Moss the name of a drug the Rolling Stones did?

Can you prove they did drugs?

Haven't they admitted to drug use?

Isn't Keith Richards evidence enough?

Evidence of what exactly?

Is it true that drug use makes you forget that answers to questions?

What drug are you using to forget?

What were you asking again?

Who knows?

Isn't it odd to ask a fictional character like Doctor Who questions?

Isn't it only odd if they start answering you?

Is he really fictional?

Do you feel that you exist in the same world as Doctor Who?

Don't you know which doctor is which?

Which Doctor is the Witch Doctor?

Is it an amalgamation of the White Witch and Doctor Fate?

Why do criminals not just give up when fighting Doctor Fate, since it's fated that they will get captured?

Aren't some people non-believers in fate?

Do they then get a visit from The Spectre to enforce that fate?

Would that make one believe in fate or in vengeance?

Would The Spectre put all the other Avengers out of business if he was in the Marvel Universe?

Would the Spectre want to go to the Marvel Universe?

Would he have a choice, since a lot of writers have him involved in keeping universes apart?

Does he need to go to the Marvel Universe in order to keep it apart from other universes?

How many people would the Spectre kill in the Marvel Universe?

Would he start with the Punisher?

How many heroes would remain after the Spectre is done with them?

Isn't the Spectre a hero?

Would the Spectre be the cause of a new Crisis of Multiple Universes?

How many universes would he likely destroy?

How many universes are there?

Aren't they supposed to be uncountable?

Does that just mean that lots of people can't count up to DC's prescribed 52?

Would DC release a deck of cards showcasing each of the 52 universes?

Would the Joker be revealed as the true power behind DC's Deck 'o Universes?

Will giant pennies be the new currency?

How will they fit in my wallet?

Doesn't your wallet have its own tesseract?

Why doesn't everyone in the future just live in their own tesseract?

Don't future people still need some sort of interaction?

Couldn't they visit other people's tesseracts or use one of the many new, open spaces that would now be available?

Would they visit together?

How long are they staying?

How long would you want them to stay?

How long is impolite?

Isn't there a saying "Guests are like fish. After three days they both start to stink."?

Is that comparing live guests to dead fish, or are you saying that you have to kill your guests to get a real comparison to the dead fish?

Do you find it annoying for me to answer "yes" to an "or" question?

Isn't "yes" still a choice?

Do we want freedom of choice, or freedom from choice?

Would you like me to make all your choices for you for a year?

Will you to make all the right choices?

Must there always be a right or a wrong with no gray area?

Does every question have a gray area response?

Would you like to start dealing in absolutes?

Do I have to start reading Ayn Rand?

Would you like to read the Legion story with An Ryd instead?

Could I just read "The Great Darkness Saga" again?

Why not?

What if he doesn't have time?

How much time would it take?

Do you have a stop watch to time me?

Can I use the timer on my phone?

Why do you need to time your phone?

Haven’t you noticed it working more slowly recently?

Have I ever used your phone?

Are you planning to?

Is your phone that much better than my phone?

How many features on your phone do you actually use?

Should we distinguish between features that we installed voluntarily versus those that come with the phone?

Do you always use the features you install?

Why install it if you aren't going to use it?

Don't you do things on a whim?

How big of a whim is it?

By what measure do we measure a whim?

Should we ask women? (Get it?

)

What if I don’t ?

Do you pronounce the word "women" like 'whim-in'?

Shall I pay more attention to myself whenever I use that word?

Do you routinely ignore yourself?

Am I a Carggite?

Are you?

Is he?

Have you noticed that we never see three Invisible Brainiacs at the same time?

Is that because they are invisible?

Would Quislet like to see three of me?

Do I really know what I want?

Would you like us to tell you what you want?

How can we help Quis know what he really wants?

What if I want to stay in blissful ignorance?

Have you tried other forms of ignorance?

What other kinds of ignorance are there?

Does your ignorance extend to ignorance of ignorance?

Why are you assuming that Quis is ignorant?

Isn't that where he said he was staying?

Is ignorance a place, just like denial is a river in Egypt?

Doesn't the whole "denial is a river in Egypt" work better when spoken rather than written?

Would you like to come here so I can speak it to you?

Will you pay for my plane ticket?

Am I rich enough for that?

How far does Quis have to travel ?

Can I just teleport instead?

Don't you worry that news of your teleportation will spread, resulting in the collapse of the transportation industries?

Will you ask Gates to take you?

Don't you realize that Gates is a fictional character?

Isn't that just a cover so they can go about their work?

What do you know that we don’t, thothy?

Where do I start?

Is that a veiled insult?

Don't people suit veils?

Do you wear a veil every day?

Do I get married every day?

Would you like to?

Are you proposing to me?

Do you accept?

How long will you wait before I have to give my answer?

Can you decide in a day?

Are you going to elope?

Would you like to pay for our wedding, so we don't have to?

Am I made of money?

>Gasp!< Is Paladin really that hero of the financial markets... Currency Kid?

Wasn’t he supposed to be Daddy Warbucks?

Did he make his money in selling weapons and ammunition to both sides?

Are you trying to audit Quis?

Could Paladin not also be known arms dealer RJ Brande?

How many aliases does he have?

Does he have enough arms to restock arm fall off boy?

How does that answer my question?

Couldn't you tell that I would have eliminated RJ Brande as a Paladin alias if he did not have enough arms to stock arm fall off boy?

Don't you know how dense I am?

How dense is Quis?

Can he increase his density like Power Boy?

Wouldn't you like to know my secret super power?

Have I really been away long enough to forget that?

Isn't that a sign you should visit here more often?

Is his secret super power the power to make people forget he has a secret super power?

Forget what?

Who could have the secret super power to turn secret super powers against their owners?

Isn't asking that sort of revealing your intentions?

And just what are your intentions?

Are they cruel?

Can a kind person have cruel intentions?

Why would any one want a Sarah Michelle Gellar movie that bad?

Could they be a masochist?

Are her movies really that painful?

How can we measure everyone's pain thresholds in a kind way?

Can a telepath help us?

Would you take the risk of the telepath knowing all your deep, dark secrets?

Can’t we find an ethical telepath?

Couldn't they just implant the notion that they were ethical in your mind, before getting all your secrets?

Could it be that this has happened to you before, hence your suspicion?

Do you believe my telepathic therapist when she says that it has never happened to me?

Should we be so trusting?

Would his telepathic therapist lie?

Are little white lies counted as lying?

Why are lies colour coordinated?

Shouldn't everything be color coordinated?

What would be your dominant color?

Why can't colours just get along without one having to dominate?

What if the other colors are submissive?

Is that a self esteem issue?

Can we help them become more confident?

Are we qualified to do that?

Should we take classes in self-esteem building for others?

Who will help the poor colours in the meantime?

Shouldn't it be Color Kid, The Hero for All Hues?

Would he be able to help the colours who aren't called Hugh?

Does the name of the color dictate its ability to be helped?

What are the names of all the colors?

Do you want me to enumerate all the 120 Crayola colors?

Aren't there more colors than that?

Are we counting the discontinued colors?

Would there be a gap in the spectrums shown in reference works,if one of the main colours was discontinued?

How do you discontinue a color?

Can you manipulate reality to erase a color from existence?

Do you really think that I have such power?

Are you saying I am giving you too much credit?

What is my credit limit?

Are you trying to have it increased?

Is this a commercial?

Do you think I have a good product?

Which product are you selling?

Do you want me to send you a catalogue?

How thick is this catalog?

Do you want the one printed back-to-back?

Are you a quantity over quality kind of guy?

Is that a bad thing to be?

Can't you have too much of a mediocre thing?

How much of me would be too much?

More than one of you?

So you think I should kill my clones?

How many clones could you possibly have?

More than than Cable from the X-Men?

Did anyone ever actually count the number of clones Cable had?

Haven't you heard about the guy who started way back in 2005 and is still counting today?

How long does it take to count to infinity?

Could the Time Trapper or the Infinite Man answer that?

Have you tried asking them?

How can I best reach them?

Are they on Facebook?

What if they are among the holdouts?

Won't they be using the comms devices they liked best across infinity?

What if their favorite is a defunct social network/platform?

Would it be AOL Chat?

What?

Did you not hear the question or did you not understand it?

Why can't I see anyone's questons here on Legion BBS ?

Are you channeling Matt Murdock?

Is thothy going to put on red spandex?

Don't you like the blue spandex I usually wear?

Wouldn't you rather wear rainbow spandex?

Wouldn't that upset the Rainbow Raider?

Wouldn't he think imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?

Doesn’t it depend on how big his ego is?

How big do you think the Rainbow Raider's ego is?

What does his partner at the other end of the rainbow, The Leprechaun, tell him?

Have the Rainbow Raider and the Leprechaun actually gotten married?

Woudl you attend their wedding?

Could I just send a toaster?

Is it a brave little toaster?

Didn't you hear about its battle with the microwave?

Was it a David-and-Goliath type thing?

Are David and Goliath married yet?

What makes you think they should be?

Don't opposites attract?

Are Cosmic Boy and Night Girl / Kid Quantum II really big opposites?

Must all couples be opposites?

Don't some couples look so much alike that it's uncanny?

Can you provide an example?

Could you just step into my gender altering, cloning chamber for a moment please?

Can't you test it on yourself?

Isn't there a danger of falling out with myself over how the invention is used?

Wouldn't it be an interesting experience to really argue with yourself?

How interesting is it if you constantly argue with yourself?

Wouldn't it be challenging to argue with someone who knows all your weak points?

What if my weakest point is not knowing my own weak points?

Can you take classes in self-awareness?

Do those classes have a chapter on self-love?

Shouldn't that be done in the privacy of your own bedroom?

Or perhaps there are venues where people can share their self-love to an audience?

Do you have the address?

Do i look like I would?

Do you want an honest answer?

Why not?

Could it be an answer you do not like?

What answer do you think I would like?

Has this thread gotten "meta"?

Are we in the 5th dimension?

Would that make me Marilyn McCoo?

Do you coo all the time?

Do you think I am also a dove?

Isn't that better than thinking you are a crow?

IS there a bird you wouldn't want to be?

Could I not be a flightless bird?

Which flightless bird?

Could I not be any of the flightless birds?

Don't you find penguins cute?

If they're so cute, why don't you be one?

Who said I didn't want to be a penguin?

Would you like to be THE Penguin?

Do I have to fight Batman?

Would you like to?

Can we do it in the nude?

Would you like Nightwing to join in as well?

Don't they say the more the merrier?

Shall we keep adding naked men to make you even merrier?

At some point won't there be too many?

How many would be that point?

How big is the fight arena?

Wouldn't a smaller arena allow you to touch more men?

Who said I wanted to touch them?

How will you fight if you don't touch?

What if I fight with my mind?

Are you going to do a Saturn Girl pose and point at them until they fall down?

Does Imra make a lot of appearances in Teeds' pointing thread?

Haven't we agreed not to let her be a panel hog here, too?

Could someone be a panel piglet instead?

Would that apply to newer characters who are prominent, but haven’t built up the panels through the years?

Are you talking about Quislet?

Would people who think the comics Quislet is annoying classify it as a panel hog already?

Who thinks Quislet is annoying?

Haven’t you seen any comments on Facebook that would indicate who?

Those weren't joke comments?

Do you think all those people were joking?

Why would they not be joking about not liking Quislet?

Does Quislet enjoy jokes that much?

What doesn't Quislet "What fun!" enjoy?

Going back to Teall?

Who does enjoy going back to Teall?

Don’t other Teallians like it?

Do any other Teallians leave so that they can go back?

Should we ask the Teall census board?

Can they be trusted to give an accurate answer?

Could someone verify their figures?

Can we afford independent accountants?

Haven’t their prices been driven down due to recent scandals?

Can you tell me more about these scandals, especially if there are salacious details?

How much detail do you want?

Can you skip the boring details and just give me the juicy ones?

Wouldn't the juicy ones seem juicier if you read the boring details as well?

What is the ratio of boring details to juicy details?

Is 90% juicy enough for you?

Won't that depend on how juicy that 90% is?

Does it have to be juicier than a steak?

Do you mean like a steak smoothie?

Would that be a beef steak smoothie or a tuna steak smoothie?

Shouldn't we be concerned about the amount of mercury in a tuna steak smoothie?

Why is one of the Metal Men in our smoothie?

Is Grant Morrison making that smoothie?

Would he cram 1,001 extraneous ingredients just to make it more complicated than it needs to be?

Isn't life already complicated enough?

Does he know that?

Who really wants to know Grant Morrison's thought processes?

Anyone here?

Who is this Anyone?

Haven't you meet Anyone yet?

Is he another post-modern character Morrison has ripped off from someone else?

Aren’t there a dozen layers of hidden meanings that Morrison has tried to wrap into the his character, but that requires too much time and effort to comprehend?

Do you mean like your question?

Am I acting too much like Brainiac 5?

Have you built a robot duplicate of your unrequited love?

Should I have made it more lifelike?

Wouldn't that just make it all the more creepy?

Are you saying all robot duplicates are creepy?

Can a life model decoy be insulted by that?

Do they regulate their emotions the way humans do?

Can machines have emotions?

Have you asked Red Tornado and Vision?

Won't writers just put words in their mouths?

Should writers put something else in their mouths instead?

Like what? A ball gag?

Is that your final suggestion?

How can he answer if he has a ball gag in his mouth?

Aren't there plenty of ways to communicate without using speech?

Do you mean smoke signals and Morse code?

Are those the only two ways to communicate without speech?

Aren't we all communicating without speech on the internet?

Don't you reherse your posts by reading them out loud first?

How much free time do you have to do that?

How many hours are in the day?

How do you measure a year?

Is time the same for you in the basement but not for the person twenty stories up?

Has Kid Quantum been playing pranks on people again?

Which Kid Quantum, James or Jazmin?

Which of the two is a more likely prankster?

Would time travelling characters also come under suspicion?

What would be a good prank for a time traveler to pull?

Would being your dad and also other ancestors be considered a prank?

Is my dad a time traveler?

Can a person be considered a living prank?

Would the Jester or the Heckler be considered living pranks?

Are we reducing them to one aspect of their identities?

Are you saying that they are one dimensional characters?

Is it correct to do so?

Would you stop doing so if it isn't correct?

What is the correct thing to do?

Doesn't that depend upon the situation?

What kind of situations do the Heckler and the Jester usually find themselves in?

Having never read any of their stories, how would I know?

Would it help if we told you some of their stories?

Can't you send Quis some comic books instead?

Wouldn't it be quicker just to provide a summary?

Won't Quis want to see them in action?

Did the Heckler get into much action?

Didn’t he do a lot of heckling?

Could he have done too little heckling and that is why his book got cancelled?

Wasn't he living up to his name?

How does one live up to their name?

Does it only work if one has a meaningful name, such as Baker, or Cobbler, or Chandler, or Justice?

So no one can live up to the Humperdinck name?

Could someone with that name not live up to it by doing lots of...camel buying?

Would they be buying camels or shrinking the humps on camels?

Is camel-buying better than camel-toeing?

Don't you think so?

How can I know for sure?

Can we ever know anything with 100% certainty?

How about scientific facts?

Can't even scientific "facts" be disproved and a new theory developed?

Are you aware that Karl Popper believed that the very essence of science was that it only disproved things and never proved anything?

Could you tell me more about Karl Popper, whom I never heard of before?

Did Popper invent poppers?

What do you know about poppers, young man?

Aren’t they some kind of chemical?

Who told you that?

Don’t I know many gay men who could have told me that?

Do only gay men know the secret of poppers?

Could we perhaps find out by reading Wittgenstein's Poker, which details a famous argument between Ludwig Wittgenstein (who was gay), and Karl Popper?

Was it a slappy bitchy argument?

Aren't those the most amusing of arguments?

Would you like to watch them over and over?

Doesn't even the most interesting thing become boring after repeated viewings?

How many times do you need to see something before it becomes boring?

Doesn’t it depend on the person?

Could it also depend on what is being watched?

What other factors affect it?

Might not also the quality of the video be a factor?

how about the length?

How long is it?

Is there only one thing we are talking about?

What were we talking about?

Is there anything you'd like to talk about?

Isn't this a wonderful set-up for a segue?

Is that like a Segway?

Don’t segways often make segues?

Don't Segways generally just get in the way?

In what way do they get in the way?

Get in the way of who?

Couldn't they get in the way of a what rather than a who?

What what are you thinking about?

Do I have to be thinking about a particular what?

Can't you at least suggest some whats?

Would everyday things in the street like people and traffic act as examples in the what whats do segueing segways get in the way of discussion?

Aren't these important for segways to segue around?

Can "segue" be used to indicate physical movement?

Can we redefine it so it does?

Since everyone understood what you meant, haven't we already?

Or have we?

How can we be sure?

Is anything in this universe sure?

Are we all sure that Wonder Bread is really a wonder?

What does Wonder Woman think?

Do I look like Saturn Girl?

Are you suggesting Imra stalks people through time to read their thoughts?

Wouldn't she do that as a training exercise?

Isn't it true that she dislikes the VR room?

Does Jeckie run the VR room?

Wouldn't PRINCESS Projectra get one of her servants to run the VR room?

Does she keep pretending Val's alive in the VR room?

Wouldn't you do the same thing?

Wouldn't that make me seem pathetic?

Do you think we would judge you like that?

How can you ask me that when I am grieving for my dear sweet Val?

Why grieve, when a reboot is always around the corner?

And what corner is that?

Wouldn't it be prudent to find the corner Giffen is lurking around, and pick any other one?

Is Giffen the worst offender?

How many other people have killed Val off multiple times?

How often do you want Val killed off?

Can I just make him immortal?

Isn't being immortal a bit of a curse?

Could we ask Iron Fist?

As a hero for hire, would we have to pay him a consultation fee?

Can we say the check is in the mail?

Did you make sure you put on the proper postage?

If Ibby's wearing the postage, what went on the letter?

Maybe that’s where my “almost-naked” swimsuit went?

Aren't you daring enough to go full nude?

Where am I going to be naked in?

How far would you get in your normal day, before your nakedness became a real problem?

Doesn’t it depend where?

Can't it be everywhere?

How different are each of your normal days?

Who say I have normal days?

If you only have abnormal days, don't they then become what you'd think of as normal days?

Whose standards of abnormality are we using?

Wouldn't that be up to Quis in this instance?

Will Quis set down those standards?

Why must I do all the work?

Won't you be doing less work, if you just set them down on a table and go off for a nap?

Are you trying to tell me what..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ eh What was I saying?

Were you sleepy, or did you get bored with the conversation?

Could Quis be a drone of the Queen Bee?

What if Quis IS the Queen Bee?

Would Queen Bee be a good drag name?

Doesn’t it connote power and confidence?

Is it all right to call Queen Bee "honey" on a date, or would it just remind her of work?

Isn't the queen bee's only job is to lay eggs and it is the workers who make the honey?

Wouldn't having to be in charge of all that mean that you'd like to think about something else during your downtime in the Bees-Knees Club?

Wouldn’t Quis use that time to search for good mates?

Would he look to find someone who was also into the Bee Gees?

Do you think Barry Gibb is lonely being the only surviving member?

While I'm sure he misses them, don't you think that he's also pleased to be Staying Alive?

How do you mend a broken heart?

Have you tried using glue and a stapler?

Wouldn’t that be more painful than the broken heart?

Don't they use staples instead of sutures in surgery now?

Do they get their supplies from a stationary shop?

Are most shops stationary even stationery shops?

If a stationary shop is on the run, is it still a stationary shop?

What would a shop, stationary or otherwise, be on the run for?

Could Universo have framed it and convinced everyone it is a Khund sympathizer?

Do you have to have a particular type of frame, to fit the Shop on the Run's retailer windows?

Is Universo picky about his framing?

Won't he want something that looks good by lantern light?

Does Universo like lanterns anymore?

Would Universo like black lanterns?

If Universo worked for DC, wouldn't he say that they might have trouble selling the book to parts of the US?

Why would that be?

Do you need a lesson in US history?

Wouldn’t that be expected of a non-US citizen?

Aren't all students in every country taught US history?

But which version are they taught?

How many versions are there?

How many perceptions of the world do you think there are?

Could each individual have their own perception?

Who is the most perceptive?

Shall we rank each person on Earth?

Why limit ourselves to Earth?

Can we limit ourselves if there's an infinite universe or are we hoping there's a wall at the end of it, keeping out other universes from this dodgy one, but allowing us to rank everyone?

Could you simplify that question?

Would you like all of it simplified?

Does simplification lead to an exclusion of choices?

Is that what the Chinese speakers experience now that simplified Mandarin is replacing traditional Mandarin?

Where could I read more about the reasons for that?

How many sources would you like to read?

Wouldn't one good source be sufficient?

Will the good source have links if I want to find out even more?

If it is a good source, shouldn’t it?

If the good source has complete information, does it need to reference other sources?

What if the referenced source redirects you back to the original source you have already read?

Is this inception?

Do I look like Leonardo DiCaprio?

Would you want to?

Is the choice between looking like Leonardo DiCaprio and looking like Roseann BArr?

Can you think of other celebrities that would make interesting choices?

Would you prefer choices within your current gender?

Should I consider the opposite gender?

Are you attracted to the opposite gender?

Do you have to be attracted to be curious?

Are you bi-curious?

Is that like being bifocal?

When you look at people, do you see them as a combination of two biological sexes?

Don't some people recognize more than just 2 biological sexes?

How many are there to recognise?

Won't the answer to that depend on who you ask?

Who should we ask then?

Can you start with someone other than me?

Are there any volunteers?

Could we ask a charity, as they usually have a lot of volunteers?

volunteers for what?

Haven't you been following the thread of this conversation?

Is that more difficult to do than following the conversation of a thread?

Doesn't the conversation here shift way too much?

You wouldn't want to constrain free spirited chat would you?

Isn't this more stream of consciousness than chat?

Wouldn't you say so?

Would we all say so?

Do we all speak with one voice?

Are we an alto, soprano, bass or tenor?

Why must you put us into a category?

How would you arrange the Legion World choir?

How many members are in the choir?

Is that the number who are currently in it or the number of everyone who has ever been a member of it?

Are we going to be like that movie about the womens’ choir where their surprise global competition performance included every single member ever?

Wouldn't it be a good excuse to catch up with some members who haven't been here for a while?

Would you like to handle the logistics for this event?

Can't we hire an event planner?

Do we have the budget for it?

Doesn't an insanely wealthy industrialist who made his fortune in manufacturing star-gates finance us?

Aren't we in a group financed by a gem obsessed reject from a club that he thought was stupid, stupid and stupid anyway?

Did I wander into the wrong clubhouse?

Did you receive your official tour of Spiffany Spires from our major-domo Donald ?

There was a tour?

Do we all get yelled at and told we're stupid while we're on the tour?

Isn't that part of the charm of being a member of Spiffany Squad?

Isn't it charming to be told you're stupid for not accepting jewelry to add a guy to your club?

Weren't they stupid to not accept the valuable jewel and just stick Lester on monitor duty all the time?

Who was the Legion's treasurer then?

Ben Bridge Boy, perhaps?

Wasn't he over the age limit?

What was the age limit in the Threeboot?

Wouldn't Lester Spiffany been accepted into the Legion in the threeboot?

Is it because he is young and rude?

Didn't the Threeboot Legion take anybody, powers or not?

Would spiffany have been allowed in if he had applied a few decades later when bling was more popular?

Isn't that one of the unanswerable questions of the universe?

What are the other unanswerable questions of the universe?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Is it okay to eat them together?

Wouldn't you feel bad consuming generations of the same chicken lineage?

Wouldn’t they enjoy being together in my stomach?

As enjoyable as being inside your stomach can be, aren't there places they would rather be?

May I suggest Paris in the Springtime?

Would you like to visit me this spring in Paris?

How long is the waiting list for your guest room at present?

>gasp< are you saying that people are allocated numbers to visit Ibby's rooms?

Do you find it hard to believe that I am popular?

Don't you think people will start to gossip about all the visitors to your rooms?

Have you been Michelin rated yet?

Are you calling him a dish?

Are we now dishing on who is a dish?

Can we dish it out?

Have you got a ladle?

Can we use a hose instead?

Are you referring to a garden hose or to leg coverings?

Which one would be more useful for this?

Couldn't both be used to hold things?

What kind of things would you be holding?

Are you looking for a list or just a general range of things?

Can you draw up a list today?

What's so important that it has to be with you today?

Could today be the first day of the rest of his life?

Has my life changed because of today?

Doesn't it change every day?

Doesn't it get a bit stinky if you don't change your underwear everyday?

If you put a skunk under each arm, would it mean that no one would notice that you hadn't changed your underwear?

Where does one get two underarm skunks?

Can't one grow them?

Is there more than one meaning to the word "skunk" Ibby?

Don't skunks grow too?

Don't skunks come in standard sizes along with an air pump?

Would that be a fresh air or stinky skunk air pump?

Could we sell the stinky skunk air one for more, if we pretended it had the added feature of Skunk flatulence?

How would one attach the skunks under the arm to maintain the perfume?

Could one have the skunks bite the underarms?

Aren't skunks the friendliest of the animal kingdom?

But do you want to cuddle with one?

Is thoth picky?

Does having preferences make one picky?

Can I prefer everything?

What if you are forced to make a choice?

Who would force me to do such a thing?

Would you mind terribly if we simply asked you to make a choice?

Could you help me by narrowing down the options available to me?

What if I sweetened the pot with this book of official LMB discount coupons?

(And do we have an LMB coupon thread already?)

What could I use my LMB coupons to get, or could you point me to the thread so that I could find out?

Haven't you found Legion World's Amazon account yet?

Are there Amazons in the 31st Century?

Could they simply be in hiding?

Why would such fierce warriors be hiding?

Could they be tired of war?

What wars have they really fought in?

Didn't they try to inviade Europe once?

When did they do that?

By when, do you mean what year, or what reboot?

Wasn't this during the elsewhen series titled Flashback?

Is that related to Flashpoint?

Did I get the name wrong?

Could there be two separate events with similar names?

How likely it that?

How often have they used Crisis in a title?

Should it matter to me, given that I quit after the first one, which was supposed to be the last one?

Are you getting Biblical there with the first shall be last and the last shall be first?

Was I wrong in thinking this was related to Yoda?

Has Yoda appeared in a Crisis yet?

Isn't it just a matter of time?

Is anything not just a matter of time?

Do we have an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of typewriters?

Would the union of infinite monkeys be the most powerful in the universe?

Can't we just hire baboons as scabs?

Did you pick baboons because at least they wouldn't go ape at your proposition?

Are you insinuating that I took a bribe from the baboon lobby?

Would I be bananas to think such a thing?

Are you trying to make a monkey’s uncle out of yourself?

How could you insult my nephew so?

Heavens, was it really an insult?

Would this plate of delicious fresh pastry and this pot of nice strong tea smooth over everyone's hurt feelings?

Why are you so amazing, cleome?

Perhaps I'm known by the company I keep?

Isn't that the best compliment ever?

Could it perhaps do with a few more "thoth lad" or "Ibby's" in it?

Should we clone ourselves?

Would it be easier to clone the compliments using copy and paste?

Is cloning merely cut and paste?

Wouldn't copy be better than cut if you wanted a clone?

Wouldn’t cut-paste lead to teleporting?

Does that make the clipboard the Limbo of Teleporters?

Are we dancing now?

Are you asking?

Isn't that all we do in this thread?

If that's the case, are we all supposed to have different dances to do every time we're on Legion World?

How many dances can you learn in a year?

Can we learn to square root dance with Brainy?

Does he have the patience to teach us?

Isn't Brainy really good at multitasking?

Has anyone ever told him he really isn't?

Hasn't anyone who has been shrunk into non-existence?

Is that connected to Imskian shrinking powers?

Do Imskians have to limit how small they can get?

Didn't Salu become microscopic?

Didn't she also become gargantuan?

Why wasn't she in a Godzilla movie?

The Japanese original or the American remake?

Why not both?

Is Salu a Kaiju?

Can't she be anything she wants to be?

Does that include changing her race/species, gender, and becoming taller than her maximum height?

What is her maximum height?

Does she have a maximum height?

Wouldn't that be logical?

Is there much logic in comic book superpowers?

Would we prefer that there be logic?

Doesn't logic promote some internal consistency?

Isn't consistency overrated?

Is it consistently overrated?

How often does it have to be overrated to be consistently overrated?

Should we run some analytics to determine the optimal percentage of the population for a given rating?

Do you think we have a tendency to overcomplicate things on this thread, as we search for an answer to all these questions?

How simple should we be instead?

What is the simplest form of simple?

Who wishes to join me in the Legion of Amoebas?

Why would I want to be an amoeba?

Doesn't an amoeba live a simple and stress-free life?

Does that mean that the Legion World comic would have to move away from angst ridden space opera?

Can you have space opera without angst?

Don't you just need a fat lady singing an Italian song in a rocket ship in order to have a space opera?

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for a fat tentacled creature from the Tentacled Creature Planet to sing in a space opera?

Can't the greys sing in a space opera?

Doesn't Jean Grey have a lovely singing voice?

Can't she make you think she does even if she doesn't?

Would she do that?

Is she in a blowing up planets sort of mood?

Did she blow up the planet or did she eat it?

Didn't she actually suck up the energy of a planet's sun?

Oh, was that what she did?

In space, can anyone hear you slurp?

Isn't slurping considered polite in some Asian countries?

Which ones?

Haven't you heard that it's polite in Japan?

Is that fact common knowledge?

How shall we define “common”?

Can't we just use the definition in the dictionary?

Does everyone agree with that?

Do we need unanimous agreement?

Wouldn't a consensus be better?

Can't you have a consensus with it being unanimous?

Did my brain just explode trying to process that?

Does anyone have a little shovel and a bin liner to clean up this mess?

Can we just go to a new clean clubhouse?

Do we have a Substitute Legion World clubhouse?

Do we reject anyone who would want to join?

Have we managed to join?

Aren’t you posting here?

Couldn't you just be hallucinating?

Has Projectra trapped me in an illusion?

Are you wearing a neck brace?

Could it be because I keep twisting my neck to look at cute guys?

Do they twist back at you?

Should I start cataloguing my success rate?

Can you just post the pictures of the cute guys?

Wouldn't it be creepy if I took pictures of all the cute guys who looked at me?

Do I care if you look creepy as long as I get to see the pictures?

Would you care if I got arrested and could no longer take new pictures for you?

How can you say that I wouldn't care?

Wasn't I asking, rather than saying?

Can't you say something while asking a question?

Do you think that was my intention?

Can't only a mind reader know your true intentions?

Would you believe me even if you weren't a mind reader?

Am I empathic?

Will the police believe I'm empathic when they catch me going around feeling people?

What organ would you be feeling them with?

Don't most people feel with their hands which they also use to play the organ?

Are there any organs that can be played with a different appendage?

Aren't harmonicas also called mouth organs?

Are they now?

You've never heard of that?

Is this a generation thing?

Are Quis and I in different generations?

Aren't you both ageless?

Is ageless the same as immortal?

Wouldn’t not aging make someone functionally immortal?

Do dead people age?

Are we basing age on the date of your birth?

Is everyone's age based on the date of my birth?

Is the answer to that so simple?

Do you want to make it more complicated ?

What would I need to do to make it more complicated?

Would we need to agree on which culture's calendar we will be using?

Would you want a fixed calendar or one of those movable lunar ones?

Do we need to decide that right now?

How much time do you need to think about it?

How much time is there in infinity?

Could you get back to us when you stop counting?

Why do I have to be the one to count it?

Weren't you the one who suggested the idea of counting?

Didn't I just ask a question and you took up the idea of counting?

Has someone telepathically manipulated me?

Are you certain the manipulation has just been telepathic?

Isn't telepathic manipulation the easiest way to manipulate someone?

Have you tried many different ways?

Isn't it odd that we keep returning to whether Quis telepathically manipulates the rest of us?

Is Quis secretly the Martian Manhunter?

Could the Martian Manhunter secretly be Quis?

Who appeared first?

What if the one who appeared first was being impersonated by someone else?

By who?

Who knows how many characters have powers of impersonation?

Shall we close this thread, as it now has 2000 replies?