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Isnt it a shame to kill this thread at such a milestone age?

Welcome to......

Kill This Thread (XVIII)

The following rules were established by Kent at the start of the first 24-hour version, adapted from the original rules by EDE:

The rules:

1. The Basic Idea: Post to this thread, if no one posts after you for 24 hours, you win!

2. Posts that are not direct responses to one of the five preceding posts are ineligible to win. The topic can drift, but no complete non-sequitors. Posts that are responses to non-sequitors are also ineligible to win. Posts that are responses to responses to non-sequitors, and response nses to those posts, etc., become eligible, however.

3. In the event that this thread is locked, there shall be no winner unless a new thread is started for the contest. Furthermore, any post that results in the banning of the poster shall also be ineligible to win.

4. So, more precisely, one wins if one makes a post, and then no one makes another post that's eligible to win for 24 hours.



Here's a history of our various felons, along with a few missed opportunities.....

I - walkwithcrowds (7-day version)
II - none
III - none
IV - Quislet, Esq
V - Rockhopper Lad (the first 24-hour version)
VI - Rockhopper Lad
VII - cleome
VIII - Rockhopper Lad
IX - Rockhopper Lad
X - none
XI - none
XII - none
XIII - Invisible Brainiac
XIV - Invisible Brainiac
XV - Invisible Brainiac
XVI - Invisible Brainiac
XVII - Invisible Brainiac
XVIII - cleome
XIX - cleome
XX - cleome
XXI - Jfposey
XXII - Invisible Brainiac
XXIII - jfposey
XIV - Invisible Brainiac
XV - PALADIN (eff YEAH!!!)
XVI- Quislet, Esq.
XVII - Invisible Brainiac

Will this thread live???
Some threads will live, some will die...
Teeds ain't gonna be happy with that title. Some posters will live, some will die... clutching their shins...
Oops, I didn't make that connection. I was thinking about my neighbor's 18-year old and her big debut... Uh... I'll stop talking now...
For at least 24 hours as punishment.
I guess he could have gone with legally being able to vote or smoke......
Kill This Thread - The Suffrage! has got a nice ring to it.

Not to be confused with The Suffering! thread, for people who've had to read DC Comics of the last couple of decades smile
Suffering Sappho!
Stargazing Suffragettes!
In honor of Quis' holiday...The self-governing British colony of South Australia enacted universal suffrage in 1895, also allowing women to stand for the colonial parliament that year.
I'm holding out for suffrage for succotash.
I had to Google succotash to find out what it meant.
Next you'll need to Google all the suffering it's been through! grin
I Wonder if Merciful Minevra can help with some of the Suffering Sapphos?
Aunt Minerva would not help. Just ask Captain Marvel.
Hera help us find our way.
I'd ask Atlas for directions.
Ask Priapus for erections!
Did he invent Viagra?
According to wikipedia, 3 scientists from drug company Pfizer created it.
Not related to Michelle Pfeiffer but same effect.
Yes, there is a such thing as a silent "P". However, I've yet to see such an effect when I urinate.
If your P is silent, that would definitely qualify you for the Espionage Squad.
I guess if you hit on the inner inside, just above the water..... hmmm

Still, I hate people who pee all over the seat! mad
Marksmanship is a talent at the urinal. At the toilet, if you cannot aim and shoot correctly, sit it out!
Deadshot never misses.
Deadshot needs a missus.

Or a mister. He and Catman are cute together.
Let the Deadshot/Catman shipping begin! (Or has that already been a big ship item?)

Have those two really shared any significant panel time? I mean, one is associated with Suicide Squad and the other with Secret Six.
Now that you mention it, it doesn't seem like they have had "screen time" together. But it sure feels like they have.

And both are Batman villains.
I'm sure it's possible, given the shared Batman status and the similarities between Secret Six and Suicide Squad (beyond the alliteration). I can't recall any interaction, though.
Catman and Deadshot were on the Secret Six together under Gail Simone - lots of sexual innuendo, lots of shipping!
Aw, man...I SUCK! The memory is faulty, my friends! I guess I had the versions from the New 52-on on my mind, forgetting that the original Gail Simone iteration existed without any Suicide Squad book being published! In my defense it's been a while!
You do not suck! (unless you want to)
I was doubting my memory there. A previous Secret Six relaunch was the only reason I bought Action Comics Weekly. That and it was a book I could buy in my own town.
I remember Action Weekly. For a while, it was the only place you could get new Green Lantern stories. That seems weird in hindsight!
With 3600 Green Lanterns (before they upped to two per sector), they certainly had enough material for weekly stories!
I'm glad Hal got his own book again in the 90s.
I liked Hal best when he was partly flippant, partly serious. His time with Justice League Europe is a good example.
90s pre-Parallax Hal is my favorite Hal! smile
That was a good depiction of Hal! smile
I enjoyed the Action Weekly GL series pretty well, but I will always remember regretfully that it featured the death of Katma Tui. She's always been one of my favorite GLs.
Same here! Katma’s death really was one of the saddest character deaths for me
Katma died well before you were born, I think, Ibby! Did you get to read her stories at some point, or do you get this feeling more from references to her in modern stories?
I got to read some of her stories, Lardy. In fact, I read quite a few of them before I found out she had died... came as quite a shock to me!
Floppies or reprints? It seems to me that Bronze Age GL stories even until the Kyle Raynor era began have been woefully uncollected with exceptions like GL/GA and the Alan Moore stuff.
I didn't realise that was where Katma died. I wonder if I'd stopped reading it by that point. I remember a whiny Hal going round trying to ask his friends for some direction. It was a reprise of all the other stories where whiny Hal needs a sense of direction. smile
Yep, she died in AC Weekly. In fact, it was the first issue in that format: 601. Katma was ringless and was slaughtered by a near-feral Star Sapphire. She deserved a better death than that.
Originally Posted by Paladin
Floppies or reprints? It seems to me that Bronze Age GL stories even until the Kyle Raynor era began have been woefully uncollected with exceptions like GL/GA and the Alan Moore stuff.


I have an aunt who's a big comics collector, so was able to read some of her originals.

I do have one GL/GA trade!
Originally Posted by Paladin
Yep, she died in AC Weekly. In fact, it was the first issue in that format: 601. Katma was ringless and was slaughtered by a near-feral Star Sapphire. She deserved a better death than that.


Yup, I'll have that one. I'll have plenty of time to read it too, now that my faulty memory has forced me to resign from the Legion World pub quiz team >sob<
I agree, Katma deserved a better death than that.
Katma deserves to live
Bring back Katma!
I hate it when beloved characters get a bloody, shock-value death. At least, let it be a blaze of glory!
Haven' t they retconned her back in at least once?
Depends on which reality we are talking about, I guess.

Seriously though, I can't remember Katma being retconned in. She certainly deserves to be, but she didn't benefit along with the other "Lost Lanterns" found on the Manhunter homeworld (Arisia,who also had a pretty bad death; Boodikka, Kreon, etc.)
Katma Tui will become DCs Uncle Ben*!

* Assuming he hasn't been brought back. I originally typed Bucky Barnes..
Would it count as being brought back if it were due to a reboot?
shrug dunno. There are characters that I won't follow in a reboot if they've been ruined in a previous version. So, I'm counting something there.
there are some characters that I just dislike as well.
Sarky mentioned Robinson on the Wondy thread, so there are writers I won't follow across reboots either. smile
Just as well. Comics should be for fun. We should avoid those things that infuriate us.

Which is why I try my best to ignore comments on Facebook psots wink
I think comics can be more than just "fun". I think it's even okay for them to "infuriate" us at times. But the latter shouldn't occur because the creators are shitting all over beloved characters and concepts. The problem is, different fans have different opinions as to what constitutes such instances of "shitting"!
We also have different opinions on what would be a realistic "evolution" of a character.
Let's face it--we're hard to please! We Legion fans are right up there!
We deserve only the best!
I only want one thing and that's everything. smile
That's a good thing to want!
Hmph! There goes Ibby feeding thoth's egomania! tease
Whose turn is it when Ibby has finished? laugh
I feel like a horrible enabler!
You could choose to feel like an inspirational enabler. It's really the enabling bit that counts smile
Enablement and empowerment are key components of employee engagement.
Ibby has read a workplace poster or two, I think.
I thought those were art like the "Hang in There" kitty posters.
I have made some of those workplace posters myself smile
You could diversify into executive posters for boardrooms. These are oil paintings of quaint 18th century cottage industries in idyllic villages. Somewhere in the painting, a villager will have a sign saying "Well paid employees are happier employees" smile
We also have something like, “Perry villages are lovely”
Perry is to pears what Cider is to apples.
Mmmmm drool Warm Apple pie with Vanilla ice cream
Right now I could go for a nice tall ice-cold glass of Bailey's.

Or crema de catalana.

Or a Boracay cocktail (rum and chocolate and milk and coffee... mmm)
I just had a nice cup of tea. A kettle and tea access really gets in the way of my >hic< drinking.
Kettle popcorn and apple cider are true fair festival favorites.
Apple cider makes me think of the fall.
Not seeing the allure of pumpkin spice.
I like pumpkin, have never tried pumpkin spice.
When I was little my mom would make pumpkin pie and squash pie. Because I didn't like squash, I didn't "like" squash pie. So mom always gave me "pumpkin" pie. When I got older, I found out I liked the taste of squash pie better than pumpkin pie.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Apple cider makes me think of the fall.


My mom was clearing some old albums from their loft (vinyl!), over the last week, and there were a few albums from The Fall in there. One of the good things about the Fall is that its fine not to like a particular album. The lead singer will be having an argument with the rest of the band shortly, and there will be a new variation, and line up, by the next one. smile
Will kids today know what it means when someone says "you sound like a broken record" if they have never listen to a vinyl record?
If not, they'll miss out on understanding this groovy (no pun intended) song:

There's always been a cult Vinyl following here (they gather in a cave and listen to an old jazz record, or something smile ) and it's growing in popularity. It was odd looking at some high street record shops over Christmas and seeing that they've converted racks back to the Vinyl ones they had decades ago. Obviously trying to promote something physical in a digital world.

The stock is far from great, but it's growing. I wonder what happened to their old stock. They must be regretting getting rid of a lot of it now.

On the other hand, there's all those lost B sides to dig up again...
Side A, Side B. I hope we're just talking about CDs here.
What's a CD? laugh
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ...
I give up! What's after Z?!?!
It’s a secret!
Originally Posted by Paladin
I give up! What's after Z?!?!


Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
It’s a secret!


The Anti-alphabet of the Anti Life Equation! ... The Omegabet!
Don't give Geoff Johns any ideas.
Heaven knows he has enough already
Hell knows more!
Ah,that Hell. Always so competitive.
Hell has freeze over.
[Linked Image]
It sure is a cold day in Hell.
[Linked Image]
I guess that's why we need more people there. Try to get some body heat in.
It was hot enough in Australia
Not hotter than Hell, I hope.
Hell is not Australia. Hell is other people. War is also hell.
You have a point about other people. I read a quote somewhere - “people are assholes”. especially on the Internet. present company excepted of course
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
You have a point about other people. I read a quote somewhere - &#147;people are assholes&#148;. especially on the Internet. present company excepted of course


Who was here when Ibby posted that, in order to be counted as "present company"? smile
If you have to ask... wink tongue
I wanted to see who else was joining me smile

Spaceballs, amazeballs!
I thought Spaceballs was meh! Now Blazing Saddles...
Is it easier to hit Spaceballs from a horse if you are using a Blazing Saddle?
What does the history of the world tell us about it?
Has this ever been done on Earth?
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Apple cider makes me think of the fall.


My mom was clearing some old albums from their loft (vinyl!), over the last week, and there were a few albums from The Fall in there. One of the good things about the Fall is that its fine not to like a particular album. The lead singer will be having an argument with the rest of the band shortly, and there will be a new variation, and line up, by the next one. smile


The lead singer of The Fall, Mark E. Smith, died yesterday aged 60. Part of me hopes that death will just be the latest minor set back, a punch up with life that requires another personnel change and a slightly new direction, before he heads back out on tour. They weren't my favourite band, I didn't hear them until they had some commercial air time, and I didn't appreciate some of their albums when they came out. I even remember a couple of really mediocre-seeming gigs. Looking back, that was part of the magic of it. You never knew quite what you'd get. You never knew what bit of theatre Smith would pull out, whether consciously or not. When you were at an age when the popularity of something seemed to matter and if you were looking to impress, then The Fall were a learning experience. I think that's why the contrariness of his personality comes out even more strongly in the media. It depended on what people went in looking for and were trying to get. Smith played effortlessly with expectations. I enjoyed their music and all the concerts I happened to catch a whole lot more when I stopped trying to label it and just enjoy the work for itself. A learning experience one that you appreciate him for providing.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...
Oh, I hadn't realized this was a commercial.
That would mean you don't know about all the webcams, streetcams and drones that record your every move for indifferent mass public consumption.
Well, I always wanted to be in the movies.
Someone use the Vaseline lens on that boy. And no close ups!
Gosh, what else is the vaseline for?
The creator of vaseline (aka petroleum jelly) was Robert Chesebrough. He lived to be 96 and claimed that he ate a spoonful every day.
Well, given its use I guess it makes sense that it would be edible...
I would not eat it.
There are many other things that would be nice to eat.
drool Donuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh mygosh, my waistline.
You could use the Vaseline to squeeze into your trousers, so it won't go to waste. Or is that waist. smile
Vaseline: good for tight squeezes
Also not bad as a lip balm in a pinch!
Isn't all lip balm just flavored petroleum jelly?
I thought some of it, like Burt's Bees, was made from bees' wax! Or is that none of my bees' wax?
Now I'm afraid of using lip balm.
Originally Posted by Paladin
I thought some of it, like Burt's Bees, was made from bees' wax! Or is that none of my bees' wax?


Does using it make you wax lyrically?
It could make one wane instead.
Bruce Wane?
Bruce is so cute when he smiles. His face lights up just like the full moon.
Has Batman ever mooned the Joker?
I wouldn't mind being mooned by Batman.

Or by Nightwing.
Is mooning supposed to be sexy?
It depends on the moon.
And if the moon is wearing Depends
I shudder to think what will happen if the moon isn’t
Moon river, wider than a mile
I'm crossing you in style some day
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're going, I'm going your way
Many European rivers are beautiful
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
The Yellow River in China can sometimes be yellow
Don't call me Yella!
Things didn't turn out too well for Old Yeller
All things must come to an end.
Three theories about the end of the universe are the Big Freeze, the Big Crunch, and the Big Rip.
Many mistakingly think of The Big Crunch as the end where Galactus eats the universe.
Galactus needs a Snickers bar.
Hangry is going to be appearing in the dictionaries here shortly. It makes me a bit bisinterested (a combination of bored and disinterested) in language really.
I support "hangry" being a "real" word. Heavens knows Blaze has been hangry enough times.
I think it's too soon. It feels very "now", so let's see if it has some staying power!
Maybe we should commission a study on whether anger and hunger are correlated
Honey badgers are always hungry and angry. I see a mascot here.
Meaner than wolverines and timber wolves, I heard.
And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
There were a lot of stray dogs where I grew up
For us, it was mostly Stray Cats....

She's totally committed
To major independence
But she's a lady through and through
She gives them quite a battle
All that they can handle
She'll bruise some
She'll hurt some too
But oh they love to watch her strut
Oh they do respect her but
They love to watch her strut
At least Seger didn't work "slut" in there for the rhyme.
I guess his vocabulary was wide enough to think of another rhyme
A college educated adult has an average vocabulary of 80,000 words.
Some sources say that 10,000 words is the minimum to be considered fluent in a given language. This would vary by language, I am sure.
They say a picture is worth a 1,000 words.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Some sources say that 10,000 words is the minimum to be considered fluent in a given language. This would vary by language, I am sure.


I've been getting away with a fraction of that here smile
That's why I claim to be fluent in Eskimo, even though the only thing I can say is "snow"!
I hate shoveling snow.
I love playing in the snow.
It snow wonder that you're a top poster on LW.
I have never own the "Hang in there baby" poster
The only thing motivational posters motivate me to do is ignore them.
I'm sorry. Did you say something? I wasn't paying attention
I said "get out of the way of this giant pile of motivational posters I' m dropping!". Oh dear. Still, Ron Karr showed us that super flatness was a power!
Sometimes it is better to be flat than to be round.
What state is high in the middle and round at both ends?

O-hi-o
The daily flurry of posts helps
There are no flurries in today's weather forecast.
Are furries forecast, instead?
The furries come out when it rains cats and dogs
New from DC Comics: Big Barda and the Female Furries
People wondered about Wonder Woman and the Kangas when her daughter took the codename of The Furry!
The Furry was especially happy with the magic lasso
Marvel's venture into the genre: Herbie Popnecker, the Fat Furry
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers is the underground example of this genre.
Gone are the days when bears and otters merely referred to gay men
Okay, I know about bears in gay culture, but otters.....?
Otters are slim, hairy men.

Cubs are young bears.
The Chicago Cubs hold the record of longest time between World Series championships. 108 years.
108 is the number of characters you can recruit in each installment of the Suikoden series of video games
Twitter doubled their character limit from 140 characters to 280 characters.
People are talking too much, I guess
People are talkin', talkin' 'bout people
I hear them whisper, you won't believe it
They think we're lovers kept under covers
I just ignore it, but they keep saying
We laugh just a little too loud
We stand just a little too close
We stare just a little too long
Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darlin'

Let's give them something to talk about
Let's give them something to talk about
Let's give them something to talk about
How about love?
Ah the classic "inappropriate workplace advances" by The Sackings. smile
The Sackings got sacked in their sacks a lot.
We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.


We apologise again for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible for sacking
the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked.

The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.

The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at great
expense and at the last minute.
I was looking for mousse in the supermarche yesterday. Unless I wanted something made by nestle (yuck!) I was out of luck. Bah! Having said that, my once in a decade reminder that it exists probably wasn't doing much for the mousse industry.
I dislike fast-moving consumer goods companies. I don't know why. They just seem... stuck-up.
You mean like Amazon? I'd say their giving an increasingly impatient, instant gratification-obsessed consumer base what they want--or demand.
Needs and wants and demands, tee hee

I mean the likes of Unilever, Proctor and Gamble.
And if the blue sky mining company won't come to my rescue
If the sugar refining company won't save me
Who's gonna save me?
Who's gonna save me?
Who's gonna save me?

But if I work all day on the blue sky mine
(There'll be food on the table tonight)
And if walk up and down on the blue sky mine
(There'll be pay in your pocket tonight)
And some have sailed from a distant shore
(And the company takes what the company wants)
And nothing's as precious as a hole in the ground
Blue sky, red ocean
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea what does it become?

It becomes wet.
Unless it is the Red Sea on Durla.
The Red Sea on Durla turns in to the Orange Desert and then the Purple forest.
It's quite a sea of change.
I only have 20 cents in change in my pocket right now.
Since coming to Europe, I have gained a greater appreciation for coins
It's because of all the fountains you have to toss coins into
Sadly, no wishes have come true yet
Fountain owners make money off all the wishes made in their fountains via coin. I suppose it is truly the fountain owners whose wishes come true.
The Fountain of Salmacis was so named because it was there that the gods granted the nymph Salmacis her wish to be united as a single being with the object of her lust, Hermaphroditus. Any man who drank from the fountain thereafter was either changed into a hermaphrodite or at least became effeminate.

"The Fountain of Salmacis" is also one of my favorite songs by Genesis, and is based on this legend.
Those ancient Greek and Roman gods were not very nice
In Ranma 1/2, Ranma fell into the pool of the drowned maiden. Since then when he is hit with cold water he turns into a girl. Only by bathing in hot water does he turn back into a boy. His father fell into the pool of the drowned panda.
Other characters turn into many different things when they get wet - a duck, a small black pig, a panda, a cat.
I thought that a wet cat turned into a really grumpy cat.
Some cats love the water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMFYAEGOXxc
That's just a training video for the Fisher Cats of Hykraius . They hunt for Gil'Dishpan who they treat as cat toys. Once their shift is up, it's straight out of the water like a normal cat, for them.
And then they drink their Meow Mix lattes.
No pumpkin spice on THOSE lattes!
Donald Trump will be joining the Spice Girls on their reunion. His name will be Pumpkin Spice
Hee hee. And he will insist on having all the solos.
And he wants all the Star Wars movies remade with himself as Han Solo
And insists that all female characters wear the Slave Leia outfit.
Oh piss off.
Be like that. I hadn't even posted anything... >sulks off to watch Trumpton<
*sends Thoth lad a box of chocolates to apologize*
I want a box f chocolates too! The apology is not necessary
Chocolate...... drool
Dark chocolate for me please
"Milk chocolate for me," said a voice seemingly out of nowhere. It couldn't have come from thoth, surely, as he's in The Land of Huff. But then, he has been reading all those Action Comics with Super-Ventriloquism in them.
Thoth has mastered the art of referring to himself in the third person
"Practice makes therapy groups," as thoth always says.
Therapy groups make magic together
Particularly if it's the Magic Circle support group, where they discuss all the times sawing a person in half didn't quite go as planned.
“I thought he was just overacting.... he always wanted to be in the movies... and then... and then...”
And then there were none.
But there can always be more
There can be only one. Actually.
Is Peebz Highlander?
That would explain some things.
The way he always carries his head around under his arm? I always thought that was just to get it closer to boob level. What did I know? smile
I think his husband would be surprised by that.
Oh, dear. That would be an interesting scene.
Hey! Men can have boobs too, you know! smile
Well, I am certainly not going to deprive men of the right to have boobs!
Moobs!
Bewbz! Styx
Pewbz!
Somehow I doubt "Pewbz" will make new word of the year.
Oh, was that what our objective was?
I object to our objective, whatever it is.
Uh oh. It's not far from looking for objectives to the dark realisation that there's no point in anything.... before perking up by figuring out it gives more time for Spacopoly! Ah, the peaks, troughs and favourite fun threads of the human condition. smile
But ... but... there is an objective for everything!
What is the objective for entropy?
To rest.
If you are tired, stop posting to this thread.
I had a snooze after reading the above post. Fortunately, not for long. As the wind whistles outside and there's snow in the air, the idea of hibernating seems like a good one.
I fell asleep early last night. I had such a nice long sleep, and woke up early today. It felt great.
Do you know what else feels great? Letting me be the last person to post on this thread.
Oh, I don't know if I could handle that feeling.
And I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever
I'm feeling a bit blue.
Join Blue Man Group
I don't think they would want me right now.
Blue for you is the name of a Status Quo album.
The status quo does not always need to be preserved.
Mmmm... strawberry preserves
I prefer peanut butter
A peanut sat on a railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter,
Round the bend came number ten.
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter!
A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knitting,
He said, with a sigh,
That park bench--well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sitting.
Poor peanut...allergic to itself...:sniff:
Its body is trying to kill it.
Sounds like the plot of Peanut Possession, a zero budget animated movie that tried to cash in on the success of the Exorcist.
Why did no one try to cash in on the success of Gigli?
Could it have been too unique?
I think it was the name.
I’ve seen worse.
Have you?
Did you cross over into inane two word posts?
It looks like this thread has morphed into the answer questions with questions threan
We can always morph it back. It's not stuck, thankfully, unlike Leejah the Composite Durlan.
Is "Leejah the Composite Durlan" their canon name? Cause if so naming them "Leejah" is so boldly corny it's _impressive_ XD
Lol,Leejah is her canon name! She's the third Reboot Composite Durlan, the only one who survived.
I am noting that for FanFic purposes cause that is AMAZING lol
I think you are going to have a lot of fun with this one wink
The phone rings in the middle of the night.
My father yells "What cha gonna do with your life!"

Girls just want to have fun.
Wake me up, before you go go.
I loved the go-go check DC covers
Speaking of Legion and DC Covers, I just found the character Replikon on an old Arrow/Lantern cover and I'm like "oh man, I could have a whole lotta fun with a power copying alien race whose natural state is a gaseous cloud, writing wise"
Ah the old Green Arrow/Green Lantern series. Where Ollie became a liberal.
And argued with pretty much everybody.

I was happy that Dinah appeared too, but she played damsel-in-distress a lot...
Should Hal have put on a dress instead?
It would've been at least SOME personality for him then, at least
His personality was certainly overshadowed by Ollie's...
It was said that Dorothy Parker said this about Katharine Hepburn. “Miss Hepburn ran the whole gamut of emotions—from A to B.”
I love witty burns
Dorothy Parker had a bunch.

Once when a woman told her that she couldn't go to Mrs. Parker's party because she can't bear fools. Dorothy replied "Your mother could."
Ooooh. Brushfire!
She was also a poet.

“Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.”
She has a very good point there.
She forgot "being at ground zero of a gamma bomb." No pain and no one ever comes back fro....never mind...
Monstress’ origins was that she got caught in a gene bomb
Was that like the one the Dominator's used in Invasion?
Well, the gene bomb used on Monstress was home-made by a Xanthian factory worker...
Crumbs. You think you know your work colleagues at least a little and it turns out they're making gene bombs on the side.
Better watch out for that guy who never does overtime. or always does overtime, depending on what country you work in...
Maybe he conjours up the device like a gene genie.
Gene Genie and Gin Genie should team up.
Make it a three-way with Diaper Genie!
Jeannie might not be so happy though.
Speaking of Monstress: her powers and appearance were similar to Rampage from the Superman comics. COINCIDENCE!? ...likely, yes : )
Gah! Now people are going to say she's a Rampage clone! wink
Cloning. There's a lot of it about.
It multiplies really quickly.
In "The Big Snooze" Elmer Fudd wonders where the billions and billions of rabbits are coming from. Bugs replies "I'm multiplying Doc! I'm multiplying!"
I seem to remember him doing it on an adding machine, too.
Those old style adding machines allowed you to multiply as well.
Good heavens, how advanced they are!
Ah, don't knock 'em! They come in mighty handy in a cash office! nod
There are many regions of the world where cash is still king!
The inventor of the safety razor was named King Gillette
I know a couple of guys named King and Prince, and some girls named Princess and Queenie.
The absolute worst name I have come across is a girl's name Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards)
Here's a list of 20 other really bad ones.

https://www.babygaga.com/20-baby-names-that-should-be-illegal/
Although if my last name was Free and I had a son, I'd definitely name him Scott
It's a clever play on words.
If my last name was Case and I had a son, I'd name him Justin
Also very clever
If my last name was Noe and I had a daughter, I'd name her Ida
I used to know a guy whose last name was Noe. He pronounced it "no-ee."
"No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'."
That's kind of like how it is with Chinese, Japanese and Korean. The words don't give any clue as to how words are pronounced... or what they mean.
In Massachusetts there is city called Worcester, but it is pronounced Wooster. It how we tell when new newsreporters didn't grow up here.

Also tourists have trouble pronouncing Alewife and Copley
I live in a state which many people pronounce Missouruh. I pronounce it Missouree.
I lived in the town of Jouy-en-Josas for six months, and people couldn’t agree on whether or not to pronounce that last “S”
Never mind that. How did they pronounce "Jouy"? smile
Josass.

tee hee.
Originally Posted by He Who Wanders
Never mind that. How did they pronounce "Jouy"? smile


Ju-ee.
First day of class when teachers would take attendance, they would usually stumble over my last name. One class in college, the teacher was stumbling when this woman and I both said "Here". It turned out that our last name, although spelt slightly different, were pronounced the same. She gave me a dirty look anyhow.
Sigh, some people are so quick to judge. Why the need for a dirty look?
I think she thought I was making fun of her or something.
Some people assume too much.
As Felix Unger once said, When you assume You make an ass out of u and me.
And not the good kind of ass.
When people call me a smart ass, I say "better a smart ass than a dumb ass."
Could this be an example of smart-shaming?
More like dumb shaming.
Dumb people are okay. It's the arrogantly stupid, willfully ignorant ones who are trouble.
hmmm Are my ears burning....? tongue
I think we've discovered your super power, Ears-Burn-Off Boy!
Do they actually burn off or just get so hot that it causes other things to catch fire?
Fire-breathing ears!
Actually, my power to safely burn my ears (and only my ears) enables me to hear "hot sound" while they are aflame, and that is incredibly useful! nod
Oh dear, I wonder what examples of "hot sound" there are...
Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded
I'm feeling mighty warm myself right now.
Happiness is a warm puppy
I miss my dogs frown
Maybe there is an animal shelter you can volunteer at.
Ohh, thanks for a good idea!
I'm full of them. Or full of it. I can't remember which
Er, two very different meanings.
Really????
Gosh, isn't it?
Sorry that was me being sarcastic.
Haha don't apologize, I caught on to your sarcasm and was playing along smile
Sarcasm is like orgasms, right? Everyone plays along? shrug
But it’s more fun when genuine smile
Unless it is murder. Then it is no fun if it is genuine.
Well... can’t argue with that
As a lawyer, I can usually argue both sides of an argument
Quite an impressive lawyerly skill
It's part of the Law School admissions test. They give you a scenario in which there are 2 choices. You then select one choice and argue (write an essay) for that one. It doesn't matter which one you choose as long as you make a good argument. The trick is to show how the weak points in your choice are better than the strong points of the other choice.

Mine involved a downtown association that wanted to promote the businesses there. The choice was between a street fair/sidewalk sale and a charity auction at the civic center.
Structuring an argument is one of the things I learned in the MBA too. Those trying to go into Consulting need to develop that a lot too
Man: Is this the right room for an argument?

Other Man: I've told you once.

Man: No you haven't!

Other Man: Yes I have.

M: When?

O: Just now.

M: No you didn't!

O: Yes I did!

M: You didn't!

O: I did!

M: You didn't!

O: I'm telling you, I did!

M: You did not!

O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.

O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.

O: Anyway, I did.

M: You most certainly did not!

O: Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!

(pause)

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

(pause)

M: It's just contradiction!

O: No it isn't!

M: It IS!

O: It is NOT!

M: You just contradicted me!

O: No I didn't!

M: You DID!

O: No no no!

M: You did just then!

O: Nonsense!

M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!

(pause)

O: No it isn't!

M: Yes it is!

(pause)

M: I came here for a good argument!

O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument!

M: An argument isn't just contradiction.

O: Well! it CAN be!

M: No it can't!

M: An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

O: No it isn't!

M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.

O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!

M: Yes but it isn't just saying 'no it isn't'.

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

O: Yes it is!

M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

O: It is NOT!

M: It is!

O: Not at all!

M: It is!

(The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.)

O: Thank you, that's it.

M: (stunned) What?

O: That's it. Good morning.

M: But I was just getting interested!

O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.

M: That was never five minutes just now!!

O: I'm afraid it was.

M: (leading on) No it wasn't.....

O: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.

M: WHAT??

O: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.

M: But that was never five minutes just now!
Oh Come on!
Oh this is...
This is ridiculous!
O: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!

M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are.

O: Thank you.

M: (clears throat) Well...

O: Well WHAT?

M: That was never five minutes just now.

O: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!

M: Well I just paid!

O: No you didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I don't want to argue about it!

O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!

M: Ah hah! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha!

O: No you haven't!

M: Yes I have! If you're arguing, I must have paid.

O: Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time.

M: I've had enough of this!

O: No you haven't.

M: Oh shut up!

(Man leaves the office)
Bugs and Daffy should do that routine
They have their own routine.

Bugs Bunny: Duck season.

Daffy Duck: Wabbit Seathon!

Bugs Bunny: Duck Season.

Daffy Duck: Wabbit Theathon!!

Bugs Bunny: Duck Season.

Daffy Duck: Wabbit Theathin!!

Bugs Bunny: Wabbit Theathon.

Daffy Duck: Duck Theathon!!!

Bugs Bunny: Wabbit Seathin.

Daffy Duck: I thay it’th duck seathon, and I say; ‘Fire! (he crosses his arms)

Elmer Fudd aims his gun at Daffy and shoots. Daffy’s bill spins round and round his head.

Daffy Duck: Hmm. (he zooms up to Bugs, and starts poking his chest) Let’th try that again.

Bugs Bunny: Okay.

Daffy Duck, now tapping his own chest: I’ll start it thith time.

Bugs Bunny: Right.

Daffy Duck, pushing the gun towards Bugs: Wabbit Seathin.

Bugs Bunny, pushing the gun back to Daffy: Duck Season.

Daffy Duck, pushing the gun back to Bugs: Wabbit Theathon.

Bugs Bunny, pushing the gun back to Daffy, then to himself: Wabbit Season.

Daffy Duck, pushing the gun to his own body: Duck Theathon, fire! (the gun fires at Daffy’s head and the smokes clears, showing us Daffy’s beak on the back of his head, which he twists around. Daffy starts poking Bugs again) Okay, thith time you thtart it.

Bugs Bunny: What ever you say (he pulls the gun towards himself) Wabbit.

Daffy Duck, grabbing the gun and pulling it towards himself: Duck, Fire!
I lvoed the trilogy of cartoons with that routine.
Warner Brothers also did a trilogy of tortoise vs hare cartoons featuring Bugs
I remember those too. Some of the relatively few times Bugs lost.
The turtle's name was Cecil
Cecil the Turtle didn't appear that often, though.
I heard he was asking for too much money and was impossible to work with on the set.
Seems to fit his personality based on the cartoons
Maybe he should take the Briggs-Meyers personality test
We could devise therapy for him based on the test results.
Maybe he doesn't need any therapy and is good just as he is.
Perhaps we can design a training program to make him run even faster.
He seems to have won every race. Does he really need to run faster?
Doesn't he want to work up to challenging the Flash?
Once you beat Bugs you can drop the mic.
Depends on whether you want to confine yourself to only one universe.
Bugs is all universes.
And none.
and then there were none.
“And Then There Were None” is a book by Agatha Christie. Ten strangers get invited to an island, and one by one they are killed.
I like Gilligan's Island
I hate the thought of being stranded on an island.
You wouldn't mind if your favorite male actors were stranded with you.
Oh heavens no! They could help me with my weight training routine, make me as hot as they are. Maybe when we get rescued I can finally fulfill my dream of being an actor... and I'll have a cute actor boyfriend and we will go on weekend dates to Paris or Rome or Barcelona... Sigh...
Da plane! Da plane!

Smiles, everyone, smiles!

My dear guests! I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Island!
I think some of my fantasies should be indulged in in private
Those are the best kinds of fantasies.
If you two were John and Yoko, you could have a Double Fantasy!
How about a Double Final Fantasy?
That sounds like a good Wheel of Fortune Before and After puzzle
Gasp! You anticipated my plan!
Actually, that wouldn't work well for the Before & After category because "Double Final" isn't a thing...unless there's a such thing as one in college. Now, "Double Fantasy Island" or "Final Fantasy Island" would easily work!
Ooh, thanks for fixing my diabolical idea, Lardy!
I kind of realized that it didn't work as a before and after, but was to lazy to redo the post.
Laziness on a Sunday is acceptable.
I prefer using Saturday as my lazy day. Sunday usually ends up being the day I have to run errands for the week.
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
`Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright alright alright
Definitely prefer Lazy Sunday.....

I can't watch the video here in Spain frown
I dislike Rap music. IB, if you could see the video, you would know my post is connected.
Last night I discovered the fascinating world of chap-hop.



That was... something else.
And now for something completely different...
No similarities whatsoever!
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Llama!

Those Python blokes came from, and worked for many years in, a long British tradition of radio comedy. That lot came from earlier entertainments. The comedy in Chap Hop taps into that, just as Python did. Monty Who? He'll never be as good as Kenneth Horne!

Crikey! Posting makes me thirsty. Time for a cuppa...

Emperor Cuzco got turned into a llama
A moose once bite my sister
What is the strange connection between Llamas and Lama beans?!
And lima beans too
But remember to take Beano before so you'll have a pleasant afterwards.
*tooooooot* Er, whatever do you mean? blush
The musical fruit!
You are talking about gourds.
Yes, they make good musical instruments
and are very decorative.
Not just for Halloween
You know what also is not just for Halloween - Candy!
Yay sweets!
I remember buying candy cigarettes.
I had a clove cigarette the other day
I had clove gum when I was a kid. Also Beeman's gum and Black Jack gum
I always thought cloves referred to units of garlic. I was surprised to realize they were a different planet altogether.
I think lots of people pretend to be clove cigarette enthusiasts when they buy cigarette wrappers.
During Christmas we make clove oranges but I have to be careful and wear latex gloves since citrus peels are an allergy of mine.
I’m not allergic, but one thing I do dislike about eating oranges is all the juice that squirts.
Me too. I always have to wash my hands after eating an orange
Before eating one too, I hope.
The rind that I'd be holding means I wouldn't necesserily do that. Likewise I'd not scrub up before eating a banana (awaits euphamism comments)
I prefer washing my hands before eating, just for hygienic purposes
Oranges and 'nanas are on the go snacks for me. I could wash my hands in a puddle... smile
I would be ok with not washing my hands to eat a banana, or to eat a sandwich that comes in a wrapper.

I would wash my hands to eat an apple, and I would wash the apple too
Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter "Apple"
Many European countries apply legal restrictions on giving children outrageous names
Shirley used to be a man's name.
Many names are gender-neutral now.
Technically all names can be gender neutral. You could name a girl "Albert" and you could name a boy "Sheila"
Unless you live in a country where it is banned
Why that's just un-American!
Yes, quite!
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue".
I miss Sue Dibny.
Jean Loring didn't. First shot.
But she didn't get the deputy.
There's always the sequel. Tough to find a character to kill that they've not abused already though.
After all the universe rebooting, they can just kill everyone all over again
That's like in the first issue of Sandman where Dream punishes the wizard's son by having him constantly dream of waking from a dream.
Delirium was pretty mean to a cop who stopped her for speeding or something. Made him think bugs are constantly crawling on him
Delirium was Delight
Poor thing. Delight was a betetr thing to be.
Too much delight leads to delerium
Alas, Delight was too full of herself then.
So Delight was Delusional.
Too much Delight can do that to one.
The Starland Vocal Band had a number 1 hit with "Afternoon Delight", a song about having sex during the day. It was there only number 1 hit.
Two members of The Starland Vocal Band, Bill and Taffy Danoff, were previously known as Fat City. They co-wrote and sang backup on John Denver's hit, "Take Me Home, Country Roads."
There is an Asian woman who plays guitar and sings here in the Boston Subway. Take Me Home, Country Road is one of the songs she sings.
I have a couple of Australian colleagues who think Australia should start perceiving itself as part of Asia.

Of course, they may be biased by the fact they both like Asian men
On my recent trip to Australia I saw a bunch of kangaroos, 2 koalas, and 3 emus in the wild. There were about 10 of us standing there looking at the kangaroos and the kangaroos stood there looking at us until they got bored and wandered off.
Little does Quislet know that the kangaroos subsequently demanded money back from their tour operator. "Stupid humans just stood their and gaped all day," said their complaint form.
Where would their complaint wind up? A kangaroo court?
*rimshot* Don't forget to try the veal folks! smile
Does everyone miss Henny Youngman while eating a Waldorf salad at the local supper club?
Most of the emu were off fighting in the Emu War https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
Waldorf and Staler were the old hecklers on the Muppet Show
They were quite funny.
The Siskel and Ebert of muppets.
I love funny duos
Morecambe and Wise

I found that only mildly amusing.
Oh, dear.
In addition to kangaroos, koalas, and emus, I saw a deer.
A deer bit me in Nara Park, Japan.
Poor dear.
Generally I think all deer are poor. None hold a job that earns them any money
That's why they resort to biting random people who pass by.
You assume that they bite random people.
Gasp! Could they have chosen me for a reason?
You were targeted
I have a bounty on my head.
Mutiny on the Bounty
I don't know if I want to have a strange bounty take over my bounty.
click to enlarge
Coconutty!
Sorry allergic to the stuff. Gives me hives.
I wonder if the number of bees will increase this year, having been on the decline for ages.
Sounds like a job for the Queen Bee
Was there ever a connection made between the classic version of the Queen Bee and the one that appeared in the post Legends JL?
uhhh....

I need to read up on my comics history
You need to read the complete run of Brother Power, The Geek
Homework!
Make sure that you block out enough time.
Effective time management allows for little comic reading breaks.
On the bus, on the train, while walking and dodging pedestrians and motorists alike...
Ah, multi-tasking......
It’s fun to do to kill time!
I also read on the subway going to and from work.
My commute time in France was so long that I finished all my class readings halfway through the semester
When I don't have anything to read, I take a long word from an ad and see how many other words (4 or more letters) I can make from those letters.
That sounds like a good idea to pass the time
I should make a lot more creative use of my time. It's too easy fall into a routine.
Routine isn't necessarily bad. Some people use it to bring order to their lives.
Routine rhymes with poutine (I think). Poutine, according to Dictionary.com, "is a dish of chipped potatoes topped with curd cheese and a tomato-based sauce". Never had it. Not sure if it sounds terribly good.
You had me at curd cheese. The tomato base sauce was just icing on this unappetizing cake.
I would try curd cheese.
Little Miss Muffet ate them along with whey.
And she made sure they were organic and gluten-free
I only drink gluten-free water.
I only eat gluten-free gluten.
Ah, so you are a breatharian.
Yes, I only consume things I can breathe in
What happens to Metamorpho or Gas Girl when people breathe them in?
It all works out for them in the end.
It's a long, difficult journey but it does turn out okay.
Eugene O'Neill wrote the play "Long Day's Journey into Night"
Day must eventually turn into night
Unless you construct an orbital array of mirrors that allows day to be beamed down continuously.
Blocking out the night!
I had a night out down the block earlier this week.
I had a late night out last night too
Luckily, I seem to be able to get away with a lot less sleep at the moment.
I feel it is a sign of maturity when a child wants to take a nap.
I knew I'd mature one way or another, but I hadn't suspected it would be through napping.
If napping is the measurement of maturity, I must be mature indeed!
I need to work on my napping then!
Alright. Everyone needs to take a 24 hour nap. Starting now.
Yay! long nap!
Shhh!!! People are napping.
Oh, I’m so sorry.
Apology accepted
Thank you for your kindness.
Kindness had nothing to do with it.
Ah, I see what you mean.
It looks like I am going to have to put invisible Brainiac down -------------------------------------------- for his nap.
Put me down on the soft waterbed, please.
I've never felt too comfortable on water beds. I prefer a mattress that could double up as a block of stone.
Perhaps you would enjoy sleeping on Blok.
All this yabbering woke me from my nap! @&*#% kids!
Those meddling kids.
"Those"???? You are one of them.
I’m a kid, but do i meddle?
4 out of 5 caretakers seeking to scare people off so they can look for the treasure say that you do.
Distrust of the banking system goes back quite a bit. Back to the days where everyone would bury their treasure never thinking that carnivals would be built over the top of all of them. Or that meddling kids and owners would try to dig it up.
Jinxes! I've lost my glasses!
I believe that's "Jinkies!", Quis.
Velma says "Jinkies". I say "Jinxes"
Do you really say that, or are you just covering for your grievous error?
Schleprock was a bad luck character in the Pebbles and Bam-Bam cartoon. Do you think he was the ancestor to Jinx in the H.I.V.E.?
I bet there's a closet full of kooky costumes in your basement.
In my parents' house when I was growing up, water would seep into the basement when it rained. There was a hole in the floor that we would set a pump to drain the water.
When I was younger we would also collect rainwater for use.
I grew up with well water that we had pumped from an underground aquifer.
I need to drink more water
Be careful, you can die from drinking too much water.
Particularly if you're submerged in it.
And especialy if you drink it while submerged in it.
Drinking in the drink
“It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water.”
The radio built up a new series of H2G2. I caught the first few minutes of two episodes. The first was a dreadful mishmash of some things that had happened before, but without any structure or particular relevance. I dozed off. The second one went into a musical number and again I dozed off. I should stress that although I have a cat, I don't have catalepsy.

Oddly enough, I was reading an '80s magazine earlier on this week. The fourth Adams novel was being reviewed. The reviewer who, whether he's to be agreed with or not, really does know his sci-fi books, didn't think much of it, and charted the diminishing returns of the series.
Ah, facts versus opinions. Quite a war to watch.
From 1739 to 1748 England and Spain fought the War of Jenkin's ear.
Then there was the Football War between El Salvador and Honduras.
The shortest war on record is the Anglo-Zanzibar war of 1896. It lasted between 38 and 45 minutes on August 27, 1896
I was explaining the football war to someone only a couple of weeks ago. There was the Cod Wars between Namor and Aquaman. No, wait ... between Britain and Iceland.
The Anglo-Zanzibar War lasted between 38 and 45 minutes.
It would be embarrassing to sleep in past the war you're supposed to be in. Self preserving, but embarrassing.
Not a good time for the train to break down either. “Oh crap, sorry pals, I was stuck on the train while you were dodging bullets...”
It has been a while since I was in a stuck train.
There were a few here when it snowed a couple of weeks ago.
Last year here in Boston, there was a new head of the public transportation system who moved here from Atlanta. There was a snowstorm and she shut down the buses and subway at 7:30 pm (the subway runs until 12:30am) and basically stranded thousands of people. It was a major storm, but not anything we haven't gotten through before. She said she did it for the safety of the drivers. She resigned shortly after that.
Sounds like the mistake was too big to recover from.
There's definitely been a change in risk appetite here. While correct for some regions, it's not granular enough for others. It just leads to services being shut down needlessly and, noticeably, for some public services to take advantage of that.
The preparedness of the population matters too
Well the last storm predicted turned out to be a nothing show.

Like my father used to say about meteorologists "They don't know!"
It's a very hit and miss kind of job.
A boxer is another example of a hit and miss kind of job.
Weird. I posted a post saying that I didn't miss my job because I like it. But it is missing.
A post about not missing something is missing?! Or is your job missing?! Imagine turning up for work and no one knows who you are! Actually, I'd not mind that if it wasn't for the loss of a reference. smile

I had wondered why my post had gone on so long, as the last one in the thread. If Ibby now shows up mentioning his missing posts, we can declare Shenanigans! smile
I've been missing.
Can we have some zany shenanigans? Maybe run around being chased by cartoon villains like Scooby Doo and the gang.
Originally Posted by cleome51
I've been missing.


And we've been missing you hug

Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
Can we have some zany shenanigans? Maybe run around being chased by cartoon villains like Scooby Doo and the gang.


Now Quis. You know we have to frame the fairground owner first, before we can push him into zany shenanigans.
yay, cleome is back!
Just as well. It's her turn to drive the Space Sled of Shenanigans!*


*The Mystery Machine of Mirth is in the shop.
Whatever happened to the Banzai Bike of Beneficence?
Those sound like they came from an LMB tag-team thread that I have never read
Our enemies ride the Vile Vehicle of Villainy
Originally Posted by Paladin
Whatever happened to the Banzai Bike of Beneficence?


Selflessly gave it away when someone asked. smile

It was tough going from that to the Trendy Trike of Titters, but we've worked hard to get back to having the transport we deserve. Just in time to qualify for the Baffling Buspass of Bellylaughs.
Where would superhero comics be without alliteration?
Does Rule 63! Superwoman's Boyfriend spell his first name "Lewis" or "Louis"?
He spells if "Lu-ass"
And boy, what an ass!
To paraphrase Jessica Rabbit. He's not bad. He's just written that way.
The world needs bad guys to make good guys look good
Could we just have mildly bad guys? Like the worst crime would be leaving the toilet seat up.
Mediocre Disagreements Monthly!
Shy Look Away Journal!
Missing Household Item Mystery!

Brought to you with no fuss or fanfare by Tepid Comics.
That missing household item will be in the last place you look. If only more people would start there.
All the missing items you wanted are now floating in the toilet. Next time you'll remember to leave both the seat AND the lid down.

(For real: when Butterscotch The Evil still lived, she would sit on the seat edge and splash water all over the place. That's how we got in the habit of always keeping the lid down when it wasn't in use.)

Catspaw

I predict that if cats splashing in the toilet doesn't kill this thread, nothing will.
I am tempted to wait for 23.5 hours before posting again.
Noooooooo!!!! frown
Gasp!
See, I told you nothing could kill this thread! nod
Let's test that theory.


Nothing
Anthem time!
"God save Mrs Ethel Shroake!"

oh sorry, I thought you meant national anthem.
Good Night Mrs. Calabash wherever you are
Calabaza is squash in Spanish, and kalabasa is squash in Filipino
Kielbasa is a polish sausage.
Kielbasa This Thread?

That would belong in the Cooking Forum if we only had a Cooking Forum.
I would not mind a cooking forum
We could call it "Cooking with Tenzil"
Chowing with Chuck, Tasting with Tenzil
and Nibbling with Nura. helps bring in the viewers
Nibbler from Futurama was a highly intelligent being with an enormous appetite.
Any relation to the Omniphagos?
we would know if they both attend the family reunion.
No, I hear that the Omniphagos is THAT kind of relative... you know, the one nobody talks about
Is the reason that no one talks about him because he's eaten them?
No, not at URP! all!
Oh my, that belch... what a stench...
You must be thinking of Legion reject The Polecat
I don't know much about Omniphagos, but someone needs to write a fanfic where it turns out Tenzil and Nibbler are related.

And who would win in a fight, Polecat or The Mess?
I thought a good Marvel/DC cross-over should be Matter-Eater Lad vs Galactus
Special guest appearance by Blondie, accompanying Dazzler. "Eat to the beat," indeed.
Josie and the Pussycats make a special appearance as their band.
The Pussycats do have that funky spaceship
Sadly, the Cabots go along with them
I wonder if Veronica Lodge is related to Alexander and Alexandria Cabot. I know the Lodge name came from a famous Massachusetts political family the Cabot-Lodges.
Maybe she's heir to the Cabot Cheese fortune.

Back in the day, I knew a girl who was distantly related to the folks who owned Dorman's Cheese.

Of course, we all teased her by singing the Dorman's radio jingle at her when we saw her. Good thing she had a sense of humor.
I have never heard the Dorman's cheese jingle. Heck, I've never heard of Dorman's cheese
"Get yourself a package of natural goodness
From Dorman's family of cheese
From Wisconsin, 100% Grade-A
They make cheese the Old Country way..."
It has a good beat, but can you dance to it?
The car was usually the place for radio jingles. So maybe you could, but I doubt it'd be safe.
Safety first, kids
The modern safety pin was patented in 1849 by Walter Hunt
Artemis is the Greek goddess of the hunt
Diana is the Roman Goddess of the Hunt
Diana is Wonder Woman
Named after a Roman Goddess but worships the Greek Goddesses
Well, not everything makes perfect sense
Such a mistake should result in another few hours of wearing the punishment bracelets in the world of Wonder Woman.
I submit to their loving domination
Oh dear. That doesn't sound right.
It is what the Golden Age Wonder Woman preached
But then there's Bronze Age Wonder Man. Sure, he never made it big-time in show biz, but he did give me a reason to like safari jackets.
Wanda: Well, I want to try the new Mexican place.
Simon: But it makes me fart Ionic energy over half the city!
Wanda: And just who is bringing you back from the dead to go anywhere?
Simon: >sigh<
She has a point, though. A good one.
Not as pointy a point as Promethea in the cover Teeds just put up.
Nor as pointy as Porcupine Pete's prickles.
Do you think it's safe to assume that Porcupine Pete doesn't have a water bed?
Could he have a specially reinforced bed?
Maybe he sleeps on a pin cushion
I hope he doesn't get pins and needles
IN the original book "The Wizard of Oz", the scarecrow gets smart when the wizard puts some pins in his head. (He was then someone who was sharp)
Oy. What a solution.

It's like calling Ayla "Light Lass" because she makes things... light.
So you would call her "Weightless Wanda"?
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
IN the original book "The Wizard of Oz", the scarecrow gets smart when the wizard puts some pins in his head. (He was then someone who was sharp)


It's not commonly known, but the wizard's actions here started the Scarecrow down the path where he'd end up as pinhead in Hellraiser.
Could Porcupine Pete be a descendant of the Scarecrow aka Pinhead?
That would make more sense than him being a descendant of Jonathan Crane.
How would Terrus fit into that?
I'm sure we can think of something complicated, like him being a duplicate of the original Jonathan Crane's brain patterns or something.

Taking a page from the Avengers' Vision. You know. Rehashing the same old plots over and over and over.
I was wondering if Levitz came up with it being the mask. But Raven fought a villain in Titans Hunt where a lot of the motivation came from the mask. So I might be thinking of that.


Rehashing tbe same plots is probably what makes dipping in and out of the Avengers easy. At least it was in the Busiek/Perez days. It was like I hadn't bee gone for long, and plot wise I probably hadn't been.

It could have been a piain for regular readers. But there may be sales validity in never straying too far from what makes something successful. There's still plenty of scope to arc out from that, slowly incorporating the best its as you go. Or in Pym's case thumping Jan for eternity.
I guess it helps keep characters consistent.

Especially well-known cash cows like Vision or Hank Pym.
I don't like hash browns. so reheating them or rehashing them doesn't work for me.
You should put them up against Egg Fu to rekindle your interest.
I love eggs
Egg-cellent! as said by the villain Egghead from the Batman TV show. Egghead was played by Vincent Price
I loved Tallulah Bankhead as The Black Widow on that show.
I should watch that
I watched the show as a kid and loved it. I've tried watching it as an adult and just couldn't.
I feel the same way about many shows I watched as a kid
Hopefully it is a matter of our tastes improving with age.
That’s a reasonable explanation
I watched loads of Blakes 7 when I had the sniffoos before Christmas. I hadn't seen it for years. I thought there were lots of positives in it. A budget of 50p carried to heights with some decent writing and actors.
I need to rewatch that
That wasn’t something I ever watched
It was good and thoth lad says it holds up
Thanks for the recommendation
No need to thank me
I want to, though.
I also saw a sci fi comedy called Hyperdrive. Looking at reviews afterwards it seems some folks can't see past Red Dwarf. But the Hyperdrive crew, like Blake and his crew, are a bit more conflicted than that. They got a £1.50 budget allowing for effects Blake could only dream of.
Some names, like Blake or Jake or Jason or Will, seem to be used a lot for "cool" hero type characters.
And then there's Wes for Wesley Crusher smile
Best example yet! wink
Wesley is also the hero's name in "The Princess Bride"


And it IS a rainy day here, too. Coincidence? hmmm
Rain is nice, but not when I am in it.
I'm just glad there's enough moisture to be bringing back the Fall Astilbe plants I put in late last Spring. Well, about half of them have come back. But the dry, hot season came very early last year and I thought none of them would return. So I'm pleased.

The mini-guide that came with the plants said not to water them frequently when young, because they wouldn't build up strong roots. At least now I know to ignore that advice with the ones which are still left.
Usually on Mothers Day, the Arnold Arboretum hosts Lilac Sunday. They have a multitude of lilac plants of all varieties.
I would love that. Last fall, I got to visit the Phipps Conservatory in Pittsburgh, with mr_cleome. cool
One year I went the week before and because of the warm weather the lilacs were at their peak then. An employee there said that they probably would be all over by next Sunday
April is the month for Cherry Blossom here, but it's been cold and miserable. So it might be the end of the month rather than midway.
I misread that as Cheryl Blossom, that redheaded girl competing for Archie Andrews' affections. As if Betty and Veronica weren't enough.
Cherry Pop-Tart was an X rated version of the Archie comics
I wonder if red-headed X-Bomb Betty was based on Cheryl B too
Fred Flintstone is based on Jackie Gleason's Ralph Kramden character
I only know Fred Flintstone
The Honeymooners is classic. And the episodes hold up well even though they are 62 years old.
Many things hold up well at 62 years old.
I've not seen the Honeymooners, but I recognise the catchphrases so they've had a wide reach as well as longevity.
I don't recognize the catchphrases. Sadly, I'm not that in tune with pop culture.
It's no bad thing that we all dance to slightly different beats.
Diversity and inclusion in action
I thought Superman starred in Action.
Isn't Superman a champion of diversity and inclusion?
I think they stopped that when he was dangling crooked politicians by their ankles over great heights.
In many of his very, very early appearances he certainly didn't seem to care about the lives of those he was fighting.
The early Superman is probably one of the most interesting versions for me. Its as much for what's not on the page as for the frustrated power fantasies we get. We have a character with immense power. He wants to "do the right thing" But what does that mean, and how many laws is he willing to break to achieve it? Forcing a confession from a politician breaks a number of laws. But is it for the greater good of the society he's living in? Was it effective, or did the politician escape justice due to the forced nature of his information? Is it permissible for a vigilante to take the law into his own hands? Will his decisions always be for the benefit of the majority of citizens?

On the other hand, let's bring on Doomsday for an issue full of splash panel beatings!
That's the problem with Batman being an agent of the Gotham City Police. Most of the criminals he catches would be released due to the illegal means he obtains evidence.
Alas, technicalities.
I was reading about the technical difficulties faced by various rocket programmes and the innovative ways that they countered those issues. Computer modelling must save them loads of effort these days. But does that have a negative effect on coming up with quick, innovative solutions?
That’s why I believe machines and automation will not fully replace humans in the near future. They can’t substitute for human creativity
Nor can they substitute for human stupidity.
Which is why the machines will have brains kept in jars, to provide them with that human element. smile
So that's what Ultra-Humanite was doing with all those jars!
Actually the Ultra-Humanite was into home preserves. It was a welcome distraction from the stresses of world conquest.
I went to his laboratory of evil and he said what a pickle I'd found myself in. I feared the worst, but it was a lovely afternoon discussing the seasons, beetroot and bottling.
I hope you’re not in the pickle while someone bites into it
I beleive that the Ultra-Humante was responsible for that shortage of Mason jars back in ought 2
James Mason had a long and distiguished acting career, able to play lead protagonists and antagonists just as impressivly.
The Perry Mason novels were my favorite.
Perry Como was not part of the Rat Pack
I've seen many rats around Paris.
I've seen mice running on the tracks of the Boston Subway. One woman cried out "Look at the rats!"
I’d rather have mice than cockroaches
In Hairspray, Tracy Turnblad's created the dance "The Roach"
Maggie, Terri, and Suzzy Roche once appeared on Tiny Toons as a singing trio of cockroaches.
We’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all the little loonies...
Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
Yesterday, I remembered the PATB episode where Brain tries to take a day off from failed plans for world rule. He and Pinky try to go shopping for clothes, out for a nice dinner, and so on. Brain keeps encountering bad service, so he calls it out and gets them both kicked out of the various venues. But without knowing it, he inspires several observers to stand up for their own rights, and these anonymous people all think to themselves, "Who was that short guy with the big ears? He fights for what's right! He should rule the country!"

Something else else haunting about that, even decades later.
Speaking of ruling countries, I'm a bit sad about the results of Hungary's latest election. Another government with authoritarian tendencies still in power...
I see it as a bit of a moral quagmire, where no side comes out if it looking very good. Unfortunately authoritarian tendencies come in a variety of guises. Oooh, political. That's definitely going to kill the thread. After the falling outs, tears of rage and flame wars. smile
Yes, we know people love to hate talking about politics wink
I'm crazy flowing over with ideas
A thousand ways to woo a lover so sincere
Love and hate, what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

For every Casanova that appears
My sense of hesitation disappears
Love and hate, what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn't come with any satisfaction guarantee
So I return them to the sender
And the note attached will read

How I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
This sounds like something Taylor Swift would say.
The thin line between love and hate vanished forever starting with the age of Usenet. tongue

The great thing about 4chan and its descendants/wannabes is that now any subject can make you a target for horrid insults and death threats. Doesn't matter how seemingly innocuous the subject might be.

Of course, I was an adolescent back when there was no internet. I could be pretty mean and thoughtless. But I like to think that at my worst, I wouldn't have told somebody to go kill themselves, etc.

Watching all the FB uproar unfold right now is making me gloat a little, I admit. I feel like I haven't made many good decisions in this life, but eschewing FB stands out as one of the best, I think.
I really hate people who throw around random death threats. Rarely is any comment so bad that people deserve that kind of abuse... except perhaps for those people who give death threats!
I find it common that people who are quickest to go for the jugular are also quickest to cry when they get back what they dished out. Schoolyard bully syndrome, times 1K.
Take that back cleome or I'm going to give you a bouquet of flowers!

"they began to operate what they called 'The Operation'... They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money. Four months later they started another operation which the called 'The Other Operation'. In this racket they selected another victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn't pay them. One month later they hit upon 'The Other Other Operation'. In this the victim was threatened that if he didn't pay them, they would beat him up. This for the Piranha brothers was the turning point."
The Sid would prefer a bouquet of flounders. Streaky
Some fanmail from a flounder
Ariel's Flounder?
Ariel is one of the code names Kitty Pryde took
Kitty has had so many code names. Like Ayla.
Poor Monica Rambeau changed names so many times...
I wonder which Superhero has had the most codenames?
Dial H for HERO? smile
I believe that you are correct sir!
Give the man a cigar!
But...but I don't smoke >choke< or in this case >choke free<

I'm hoping "give the man an almond slice" will take off.
Almonds are a bit too small to slice though.
I love almonds. Just the plain ones with no salt.
My favorite almonds are roasted, dipped in chocolate, then unsweetened cocoa. I think they were more widely available in the Seventies and Eighties.

I should just get some decent chocolate and make them myself. These days it's usually the ones with sea salt over the chocolate that are available in stores. (Not my thing at all. Heavy salt is for pretzels, not chocolate.)
Indeed. I don't get the habit of putting sea salt on everything. And then we got sea salt and caramel, and now salted caramel is showing up on doughnuts, in coffee, in cakes...
Desserts don't really work like soups or stews. At some point, there's just too many ingredients, textures... just too much going on overall.

Like, there's a popular cookie in the U.S. called the "cowboy cookie," and it's essentially all the other popular cookies in a single sugary disc. I don't care for it. Gimme' my oatmeal cookie, or my chocolate chip, or my peanut butter. I don't need them all in the same bite.

I admit that I sampled a peanut butter cookie with a hint of curry in a fancy coffee shop last month. It was all right. Not necessarily the greatest dessert ever. But all right.
I've never heard nor seen the cowboy cookie.

Overall I don't think of cookies as a dessert.

I do like chocolate chip oatmeal cookies
I do quite like plain oatmeal cookies, preferably with as few additives etc as possible in it.

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Indeed. I don't get the habit of putting sea salt on everything. And then we got sea salt and caramel, and now salted caramel is showing up on doughnuts, in coffee, in cakes...


Salted Caramel Lass will be joining us next week.

Easter eggs were still in the shops on the way home tonight. In recent years, you'd be lucky to get one on the Saturday in my nearest supermarche. But this year, someone went the other way on the order forms. Even discounted, they're not that great. Except for that previously expensive white chocolate fancy, smancy one that's now sitting on top of my bread bin, of course. smile
We used to have Easter Egg hunts with plastic eggs only.Save the Earth and all that.
I joined a group that was interested in saving the Earth. It was only later that I learned that we were saving the Earth for the eldritch horrors from beyond to consume. I haven't trusted a faith group with more than one organisational level since. smile
That’s also what Jughead and Sabrina got for trusting in magic, in the Afterlife with Archie series!

Jughead got zombified by his zombie dog, and Sabrina got married off to an eldritch horror
Bewitched was one for my favorite shows as a kid. As an adult I now see the misogyny in it. "You are my wife and I say 'no witchcraft'!"
hmmm yeah, I see i too
Tony Nelson in "I Dream of Jeannie" was much better. Although he didn't want Jeannie to use her magic to advance his career or do his work for him, he let her use her magic to do household tasks and prepare meals.
At least we have come a way since then
We have come a long way Baby!

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And we can go a long way together!
It's a long way to Tipperary,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Tipperary,
To the sweetest girl guy I know!
Goodbye, Piccadilly,
Farewell, Leicester Square!
It's a long long way to Tipperary,
But my heart's right there.
Tipperary is one of those near-mythical places that I have often heard of in popular culture. Kind of like Tripoli, Timbuktu and Albuquerque.
You've come a long way, baby was the name of a Fatboy Slim album. I bought it because of his connection to Beats International, and the Housemartins before that. Good singles.

I'm sure it also appeared in the RPG Underground, which was a Marshall Law take on the American industrial / military complex mixed with superheroes. It was made by the guys who had a license for the DC RPG, and I think was written, at least in part, by the guy who did the rather good Watchmen sourcebook. That contains information that's as close to Moore's work as you were ever likely to get.


Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
It's a long long way to Tipperary, But my heart's right there.


This is sung by both the Brain and Cyborg when they get drunk.
With Monsieur Mallah on drums.
Yeah, he goes ape for a good beat.
Lots of chest-thumping there though.
Mallah does those pop up Jazz clubs. One night only before the cops shut him down. He a Guerrilla Gorilla.
But can a fox outfox him?
All that guerilla warfare pumps him up
Growing up we had a sump pump because our basement would fill with water when it rained.
I used to have to wear a plastic raincoat and rain boots when it rained because the streets would flood
My first lunchbox was shaped like a school bus and had the Disney character in the window of the bus. [Linked Image]
I can't remember what my first lunchbox looked like.

Yours is cute.
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
But can a fox outfox him?


"Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?"
I am a cunning linguist
now, how does the next line go... smile
We don't do lines here.
I guess this isn't England, then. No queues.
You've got to mind your Ps and Qs.
And Rs and Ss and Ts...
I was going to say that they wouldn't have bothered publicans as much, but they're a good indication of slurring speech by customers who have had too much.
I read that as pelicans
It would be true to say that it wouldn't have bothered pelicans either. It would have perturbed pelican publicans even less.
Poor pelicans
Pelican publicans would be poor if they are tied to large breweries and pub chains. It pretty much removes their profit margins. The usual coin operated political foot dragging hasn't done them any favours either.
Politicians. I agree with much of what Gates has said about them.

Gates
While I was making tea this morning, I listened to two members of parliament talk answer questions about the missile attacks against Syria. Whether or not it's something you agree with, neither person provided a view that would stand up to the slightest bit of scrutiny. It was feeble from both sides. The quality bar is pretty low, but they must have been briefed before going on. Which says a lot about the mess both parties must be in. That neither were taken to task for it, says a lot about the BBC too unfortunately.
That’s kind of sad. But then, I stopped reading comments on Facebook and Yahoo because they lowered the bar too much.
I was pleased to hear that one of the mods for a local news org was moving on. A lot of his opinions I found... uh, questionable. They also made him mod of their online service, and he was very, very free about pruning comments. It looked like he'd just remove any comment with an opinion that contradicted his, even when it wasn't abusive or spammy.
Yeah, I feel you, cleome. I mean, free speech and all, but that also means am free not to listen to opinions I dislike!
I don't mind opinions I don't like, as long as its part of a decent conversation. It can be a really good way of challenging my views.
True as well. A lot depends on the presentation... in my opinion wink
Opinions are like a certain part of the anatomy. Everyone has one.
The word "opinion" originally meant a reasoned judgment based on evidence. Along with many words in the vicinity, it has become watered down in contemporary culture to where it tends to mean anything someone happens to believe, whether it's a reasoned judgment or not.
Kind of like the word "moot".
Scene: a 1920s-style drawing room

Chapman: I say!

Cleveland: Yes, Daddy?

Chapman: Croquet hoops look damn pretty this afternoon.

Cleveland: Frightfully damn pretty.

Idle (as her mother): They're coming along *awfully* well this year.

Chapman: Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops.

Cleveland: Ugh! Dreadful tin things.

Idle: I did tell her to stick to wood.

Chapman: Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn.

Idle: What's gone, dear?

Chapman: Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of *woody* quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'.

Cleveland: Ugh! Frightful words!

Idle: Perfectly dreadful!

Chapman: 'Newspaper' -- 'litter bin' -- 'litter bin' -- dreadful *tinny* sort of word.

(Cleveland screams)

Chapman: Tin, tin, tin.

Idle: Oh, don't say 'tin' to Rebecca, you know how it upsets her.

Chapman: Sorry, old horse.

Idle: 'Sausage.'

Chapman: 'Sausage'! There's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'. 'Gorn.'

Cleveland: 'Antelope!'

Chapman: Where? On the lawn?

Cleveland: No, no, Daddy. Just the word.

Chapman: Don't want antelope nibbling the hoops.

Cleveland: No, no -- 'ant-e-lope'. Sort of nice and woody type of thing.

Idle: Don't think so, Becky old chap.

Chapman: No, no -- 'antelope' - 'antelope', *tinny* sort of word.

(Cleveland screams)

Chapman: Oh, sorry old man.

Idle: Really, Mansfield.

Chapman: Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.'

Cleveland: Oh -- hate 'leap'.

Idle: Perfectly dreadful.

Cleveland: Sort of PVC sort of word, don't you know.

Idle: Lower middle.

Chapman: 'Bound!'

Idle: Now you're talking!

Chapman: 'Bound.' 'Vole!' 'Recidivist!'

Idle: Bit *tinny*...

(Cleveland screams and rushes out sobbing)

Idle: Oh, sorry, Becky old beast.

Chapman: Oh dear, I suppose she'll be gorn for a few days now.

Idle: Caribou.

Chapman: Splendid word!

Idle: No, dear, nibbling the hoops.

(Chapman fires a shotgun)

Chapman (with satisfaction): Caribou -- gorn... 'Intercourse.'

Idle: Later, dear.

Chapman: No, no -- the word, 'intercourse'. Good and woody. 'Inter-course.' 'Pert,' 'pert,' 'thighs,' 'botty,' 'botty,' 'botty' (getting excited), 'erogenous zo-o-one'. Ha ha ha ha -- oh, 'concubine', 'erogenous zo-o-one', 'loose woman', 'erogenous zone'...

(Idle calmly empties a bucket of water over Chapman)

Chapman: Oh, thank you, dear. There's a funny thing, dear -- all the naughty words sound woody.

Idle: Really, dear -- how about 'tit'?

Chapman: Oh dear, I hadn't thought about that. 'Tit.' 'Tit.' Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? 'Tit.' 'Tit.' Tinny, tinny.
A clever ruse to make us spend 24 hours reading the full post Quis. But I've seen it before and don't have to read it! The maid behind the comedians looked on the verge of breaking down in fits of laughter.
Verge...woody kind of word.
Wood is one of the 5 Chinese elements
Wood was the weakness of Green Lantern in the Golden Age.
The thinking of a DC character brought up the Black Condor and the Ray. I remember old comic store owners talking about Lou Fine's art in quiet tones of awe. Not that they told me why. I just liked the characters, so that was me dismissed. I had to find it all out years later. There's a nice panel in The Golden Age with the two of them together.
The Ray and Superboy once teamed up to fight Brimstone. Of course, they bickered as many teenage boys do. That was one of the first comic books I ever owned.
The Ray has evolved over the years from just riding in beams of light to becoming light.
It's a great power - as long as he can change back to being human.
I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.
Me too
The people of my planet are unable to comprehend this strange emotion you humans call "love".
Uh Oh. Captain Kirk will appear to teach you all about the Earth custom of kissing if you're not careful EDE smile
I mentioned it in the all-TV/Movie thread, but I did enjoy the fan-made "5th Season" of the original Trek. The guy who played Kirk also did a lot of work behind the camera.
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Uh Oh. Captain Kirk will appear to teach you all about the Earth custom of kissing if you're not careful EDE smile


But this is Kirk we're talking about. With him, that's not love.
But it could be
He does need to find someone to make him feel true love, finally
Maybe he has and they broke his heart so now he drifts from relationship to relationship.
He's a victim, too!
But it just takes one nelly cap, at just the right angle, to capture his heart once again.
So I do have a shot at Captain Kirk.
Janice Rand was actually intended to be Kirk's ongoing romantic interest, and part of the reason for eliminating her character was to make Kirk available for other romantic storylines.
Kind of like Nurse Chapel and Spock
One of the (many) things that annoys me about the Star Trek reboot is that it missed the opportunity to give much bigger roles to minor characters such as Janice Rand and Nurse Chapel from the original.
I totally agree. I was also annoyed that Carol Marcus just disappeared after Into Darkness. She had a pretty compelling arc, IMO.
James T. Kirk needs a nice boyfriend to settle him down.
If he finds the right man, he could.

Or he could do the opposite, and have wild threesomes and orgies with his hot new lover
In the "extra" Trek season, we see a bunch of Kirk's old girlfriends. Even some who didn't get fridged. Woo!
When the Legion gets their own title again, there should be a companion series titled "Ex-Girlfriends of the Legionnaires". Of course the lead character will be Sinde
I'm all in favor of this. I just hope they aren't all dead.

(Really, killing off ex-boyfriends is tacky storytelling, too.)
Sinde can survive anything
Then let's hurry and rename this "The-All-About-Sinde" thread.
But then the thread will never die.
Perhaps this thread deserves to live.
Still, everything dies eventually
Even Death?
When everything dies, that would be the death of death
But who takes death away to the afterlife? Is it just something death has to do itself?

Besides, it would be embarrassing if death left at the moment of a collapsing universe, only to miss out on the expanding one that's blasted back out again. Death should at least hang around a bit to make sure nothing else is going to happen.
You assume that there is an afterlife.
That's an assumption that would be very difficult to test...
"Mother Earth is waitin' for ya'
There's a debt you got to pay..."
-- Memphis Slim

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

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Is Mother Nature married to Father Time?
There is no ring on those fingers.
How about Mother Earth?
That is Mother Nature's alias
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
That is Mother Nature's alias


Has anyone ever seen Mother Earth and Mother Nature at the same time?


Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
There is no ring on those fingers.


You'd think that if anyone would inherit a green ring it would be Mother Nature.
More to the point. Have people seen the same person refer to herself as both Mother Nature and Mother Earth.
That would be plausible. i’ve wondered too
In an old Warner Brothers cartoon, a movie studio is called Wonder Pictures. The tag line for the studio was "If it's a good picture, it's a wonder!"
I'm tempted to start a thread called "I Remember The Wonderbra," except that I never owned one so it'd be a really short thread.
I've never done anything with a Wonderbra, either.
That would make sense. Anyway, a lot of things from 1980s America weren't worth anyone's time the first time... much less worth a revisit later.
I find that a lot of things from the past aren’t worth revisiting. But there will always be people stuck in the past
So don't revisit this thread for 24 hours.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
I find that a lot of things from the past aren&#146;t worth revisiting. But there will always be people stuck in the past


It must be a constant fear for time travellers. Getting stuck in the past without the available technology to make repairs. I wonder if there's a Temporal Repair service? Rip's Repairs headed by Rip Hunter perhaps.
The Tow Truck of Time!

But... does Interplanetary Insurance Inc. cover damage to time vehicles? Someone call Bert Brandon!
Time to tow the time bubble
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
The Tow Truck of Time!

But... does Interplanetary Insurance Inc. cover damage to time vehicles? Someone call Bert Brandon!


lol say, do you have entropy insurance?
Check with Policy Pam. You can never have too much insurance.
Leaving a cheque with Policy Pam is exactly what's going to happen.
Her Sister Polythene Pam is so good looking that she looks like a man.
I like her kilt
It's very fashionable.
Kilts - Their not just for Scotsmen anymore
Don't forget to put a haggis in your sporran.
As if I would forget. I'd be sooner found making borborygmus in an abomasum
Abomasnow is a Grass-Ice pokémon
Eel grass feels weird between your toes on the beach.
Eels can be very tasty.
Eels are one thing I would not eat. Pizza is another
... puts away Eel pizza recipe...
Oh, if you want to have some, by all mean, make the eel pizza. Without me, there will be more for the rest of you.
Eel cooked Japanese-style (unagi) is AMAZING.
I will take your word for it.
li'l thoth was going back home one day on weekend. At the corner of the bottom end of the hill where he lived, was a raised concrete semi-circle that was part of the church there. More a fringe church than the big cultist thing. On that semi circle, someone had hacked several eels. I have no idea why and I'm sure it had nothing to do with the church there. But traumatising enough for li'l thoth to think about at the time, bury for a few decades and remember again. It's a memory I superimpose like a William Gibson novel on the location whenever I visit my parents.
Discreetly changes subject to a friendlier fish, such as flounders, stonefish or puffer fish.
...then there was that disaster at the flounder factory when I was a little older.... as long as no one mentions it, I'll be ..Gaaaaaah!
In the old Rocky & Bullwinkle show as they were going to commercial, Rocky would fish a bottle out of the ocean and say "Look Bullwinkle, a message" Bullwinkle would reply "Fan mail from a flounder?" Rocky would say look, hold up a blank piece of paper and fade to commercial.
Sadly, the reach of that method isn’t very broad
If message in a bottle was used by the Police, does that explain crime rates?
The Police were busy "Sending out an S.O.S."
Using Morse code and smoke signals
Made more difficult when they're walking on the moon. Being on the moon may also be a reason for crime rates here.
Lady Lunar can attest to that.
Lunacy is derived from Lunar. It was thought that the moon caused madness
Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata was called that later on. It's actually a lot more emotionally intense than I thought, as it expresses his various feelings on a doomed relationship.
In the Suikoden series of video games, one of my favorite tracks is called "Moonlit Night". It is usually played during deep conversations between characters at night - which often have a touch of humor but are always very personal.

Watch out for werewolves when there is a full moon
"Dancing with the Moonlit Knight" opens one of my fave albums of all time!

Moonlit Knight. What a great play on words.
Theatre has a lot of plays on words.
puns are a play on words.
Words do love playing
The play's the thing
The Thing at Play: A four issue mini series of Ben Grimm flower arranging, painting and working hard on his pamphlet on butterflies. Coming soon from Marvel.
Anything Marvel does is preferable to Doomsday Clock.
The Domesday book was an inventory for tax purposes.
The idea for the book came just after the British government looked doomed when they tried taxing porpoises.
And they weren't able to tax the French Dolphin
Aquaman had a baby with Dolphin.
Putting an "a" before Dolphin really changes the meaning.
I thought that Dolphin had been involved with Tempest. A quick google search shows that the poor girl should have been left well alone. She's one of a disturbing number of female characters that seems, to an outsider, to be passed around a number of male characters considered to be more important. Her personality shifts disturbingly, any mystery is taken away and she meets a poor fate after some poor subplots. The next time the Forgotten Heroes call, she should swim off into the depths and out of range of the Sea Devils.
Alas, that's true. She's one of the female characters who seems to be used just to develop male characters...
I know someone that would like to develop Dick Grayson's character
In what way?
Personally to make him a boyfriend. As a writer, to make him bisexual
If Dick Grayson were a real guy... whoo!
I've always imagined him as bisexual. Of course, that's kind of how I imagine all my faves. And why all my favorite ships are threesomes. I don't like to see anyone left out.

Of course, IRL this wouldn't necessarily be manageable or plausible. Then again, the same applies to superpowers. shrug
Cómic books are there to help us escape from reality smile
The Escapist was a character created by fictional comic book writers who were very much trapped in their own lives, even as they looked for a way out.
That's why the Escapist has "can-do-anything-as-the-situation-demands" powers.
Harry Houdini was the first famous escape artist.
Jason Lutes' Jar Of Fools comics have a magician character named Ernie Weiss, in homage to Harry Houdini before he took on his stage name.
Weiss is German for white
There is an old Warner Brothers cartoon where Porky Pig & Daffy Duck share a hotel room (and one bed). Porky says " Bonsoir" and turns off the light. Daffy turns the light on and asks "What does bon sewer mean?" Porky replies: It is French for buenas noches." and turns the light back off. Daffy turns the light back on and asks "What does buenas nachoes mean?" Porky replies "It's Spanish for bonsoir." and turns off the light. Daffy turns the light back on and is about to ask Porky, but thinks better of it.
Knowing other languages sure is an asset!
I do bad in foreign languages. When learning them I am always translating in my mind back into English
It takes a while. I always mix up French and Spanish. And I can't even begin with Japanese.
Speak slowly, loudly and with a hint of a stereotypical language and you'll be fine. - Empire Tourist Inc Guide
Is this a jab at New Yorkers? tongue
geddouttahere! No one makes fun of New Yawkars!
Gasp! I'm nobody!
The brotherhood of dada awaits!
Daaaah!
Sugar & Spike understood baby talk
They should, they were just out of infancy
But they never were in the infantry
They were in the cavalry
The Calgary Cavalry.
On the way to Calvary.
The last carvery I was at had a nice beer garden, and I ended up sitting out at that rather than being cooped up inside.
Fredrick Douglass participated in a sit-in back in the 1800s to protest segregated trains in Massachusetts.
The only thing I segregate now is my laundry.
That's separate, not segregate
what?! But I've made up the signs to go and picket Ibby's laundry basket!
Hey! Ho! Skid marks have got to go!
What Do We Want? Detergent! When Do We Want It? After the Nose Plugs Are Delivered! smile
Keep things clean, folks!
It will all come clean in the wash.
"In Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass,
And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen
He likes to keep his fire engine clean,
It's a clean machine"
Machine Man is due for a revival at Marvel
A revival... or a reboot?
We only need a reboot if his programming is acting up.
We need to rebuilt him...we have the technology...make him faster,,,stronger...
This sound familiar in a creepy and ominous way
Isn't there giong to be a six billion dollar man coming soon with Mark Wahlberg in it?

In britain it will be released as the 60p man due to austerity.
And in Myanmar and the Philippines, it will be released as the 60kb per minute man to reflect the countries' Internet speeds...
Through the mirror of my mind
Time after time
I see reflections of you and me

Reflections of
The way life used to be
Reflections of
The love you took from me
Mirros into the soul, and all that.
I wonder if that's the Mirror Master's theme song.
It would be a good one
There's always De La Soul:-

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Tell me, mirror, what is wrong?
Can it be my de la clothes
Or is it just my de la song?
My university was called De La Salle.
La Salle is a popular name for schools
It translates from French into English as "the room".
I presume your school and most of the La Salle schools are named after Jean-Baptiste de La Salle
Most likely, yes.
I was almost named after my father. My middle name is his name.
I was named after... I actually don't know. My mom chose my names because they were cute.
According to a couple of sites I just visited, my last name is a habitational name derived from the place(s) my ancestors originated in
My last name is the given name of one of my ancestors. It's a not-unheard-of practice among Filipinos whose ancestors migrated from nearby Asian countries.
Oh I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.

It felt good to get out of the rain.
Na na na na na na...
I think I was about thirteen or fourteen the last time I was on a horse.

It was at summer camp in the Poconos. I think the instructor was trying to teach us a healthy caution for dealing with large animals, but she went overboard with the scare stories and I was too freaked out to enjoy the ride.
Never been on a horse. But I was chased by a bull while on a snowmobile.
I’ve been on both horses and snowmobiles
Can you imagine being on a horse on a snowmobile?
How about a super horse on a space snowmobile?
Don't be ridiculous. It is a space horse on a super snowmobile
Don’t be silly, everyone knows space horses only ride on space snowmobiles
In space no one can see it snow.
Now I always sing "Let it Snow" as "Let It Go"
I think we are pass the snow season now. Although we have had snow in May before. Hopefully no snow until November
I wouldn’t mind living in a place that always had spring time temperatures. Without the rain.
That would be a utopia. Of Course "utopia" comes from the Greek words for "not" "place"
Shangri-La comes from the 1933 James Hilton novel Lost Horizon.
The musical Brigadoon opened in 1947
...and vanished into another dimension in 1954.
and again every year after
Heather is tolerant of grazing and regenerates following occasional burning, and is often managed in nature reserves and grouse moors by sheep or cattle grazing, and also by light burning.
The Heathers I know would object strongly to any of that.
The Heathers and the Plastics should get together
The next DC/Marvel cross-over: Heather Hudson and Plastic Man
And the next: Monstress and the Incredible Hulk
Would Platic Man or Mr Fantastic win in the misidentification fight in their crossover ? Or would they be tied in a draw?
I suspect they would literally be all tied up!
Ba da boom!
That was the sound Giffen gave the Boom Tubes in the lost New Gods/Ambush Bug musical crossover Apocalypso.
Who knew Darkseid had such a nice singing voice
They don't call him the Nightingale of Apokolips for nothing.
Of course he has to be a nightingale. Not a hummingbird.
Hummingbirds can hover. Darkseid cannot.
Can't Darkseid do pretty much anything as the plot demands?
I don't think Darkseid takes kindly to demands, even if they are from The Plot.
But the Plot is more important than Darkseid is! And more powerful, too.
Don't forget the power of Continuity! In Jimmy Olsen 139, it was shown that Darkseid could not hoover.

Or hover.
The hoover is mightier than the Darkseid.
Ironically, while waiting for The Hunger Dogs to be released in the early 1980s, Darkseid spent a lot of time playing Hover Bovver
That is a-Mazing!
Amazing Man agrees.
But does 'Mazing Man
Let's find out what he's thinking...

Round
Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel
Like a snowball down a mountain
Or a carnival balloon
Like a carousel that's turning
Running rings around the moon
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes of its face
And the world is like an apple
Whirling silently in space
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind

Right. Let's find out what the Joker thinks about it...
I don't think the Joker has normal thoughts at all.
He manages to eat and get dressed by himself, so a lot of it might be for show.
I wonder how much of that is due to Harley Quinn
Are they an item? I've only seen her a couple of times from Sneakpeeks. Oh, and I flicked through an issue of Suicide Squad in the shop. It looked dreadful.
I don't know, I don't think Harley Quinn appears that often, you know.
Here was me thinking she'd had a huge publicity boost and would be in everything. I'm really out of touch with DC books now.
Nah,DC would never overuse a character like that. They don't have characters like Wolverine or Spider-Man, you know.
Brin and Sussa will be pleased that they won't saturate the market.
Yeah, there should be room for other heroes. Why, imagine if Marvel introduced younger versions of the original 5 X-Men, who existed in the same time and place as the modern day counterparts! Two Angels, two Icemen, two Beasts...
If there were two of me, one could stay at home while the other worked. we would switch periodically who stayed home and who worked.
That sounds a lot like what Luornu does!
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Yeah, there should be room for other heroes. Why, imagine if Marvel introduced younger versions of the original 5 X-Men, who existed in the same time and place as the modern day counterparts! Two Angels, two Icemen, two Beasts...


That would be almost as crazy as if DC brought in younger versions of the Legionnaires alongside their older counterparts!
Goodness, who could imagine that happening?

I mean, that would almost be as bad as having Superman's origin be tied to his being the last survivor of Krypton... than bringing in a Supergirl, a Superboy, a Super-dog, a Super-cat, dozens of Phantom Zone criminals...
In the end the only Kryptonians who died were his parents who tried to launch an experimental, unstable rocket. smile
Kind of lends evidence to those who said his parents were crazy tongue
They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am MAD! Didn't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds?
Actually, according to Superboy #158, Jor-el and Lara sort of survived, albeit in a suspended animation from which they couldn't be woken without dying from kryptonite poisoning!
Are we ignoring Quis so that he'll think he's mad? Or perhaps Quis is in the Phantom Zone...

You know, being in suspended animation would be better than being in the Phantom Zone...
The last day of Krypton was such a busy day for Jor-El.
and he had to take Krypto out for his morning walk before putting him in a rocket.... and feed Beppo before putting him in a rocket... and gather the dishes before putting them in a rocket he mistook for the dishwasher...

Now it's good that no one or thing actually died when Krypton exploded, but it does feel like the origin was a bit of a cheat.
Plus warn Mon-El away but giving him space charts.
Dev-Em was busier. He saved himself and his parents too!
Hustling your parents into an escape rocket is only one thing. Jor-El did so much more. He even had to forego his morning coffee break.
And say goodbye to the beloved family dog.
Krypto was more of a lab subject than a beloved family pet.
I remember at least one comic where he was described as a beloved pet, though
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
Hustling your parents into an escape rocket is only one thing. Jor-El did so much more. He even had to forego his morning coffee break.


In the back up story in Action 381, it was revealed that Jo El converted his thermos flask into a rocket that survived Krypton's destruction. Jimmy brought it into the Daily Planet, not realising it had specks of Kryptonite still on it.
And in an imaginary story in Adventures of Superbaby, it was revealed that King Kong was an early experiment of Jor-El who had gotten trapped in the Phantom Zone and somehow traveled through time and space to end up on Earth, because of the presence of maroon spotted kryptonite.
That would explain the origin of Titano.
Titano and King Kong are the same person! er, ape!
Peach Kryptonite is the worst. It makes you speak in a faux Southern accent
And Emerald Kryptonie gives you a horrible Irish accent, and an addiction to Guinness beer
I've never drank alcohol. No desire to. Plus I think that if I did drink, I'd become an alcoholic.
It can be hard to stop once you’ve started. I used to drink alcohol to cope with negative emotions. Once I developed better coping behaviors, I started having an easier time controlling my alcohol intake too
As I said, I don't drink so that is something I really don't have to worry about.
You would make a great designated driver.
I have been in that role a few times.
It is not always a fun role.
Actors say that the villain role is more fun then the hero role. Tom Hiddleston seems to have a lot of fun playing Loki
I've thought about what it would be like as an actor. I know one of the things I would enjoy most, is being able to pretend I'm someone else - and take roles that don't have to conform to society's expectations.
Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A watch of gold with a diamond chain
Hi-diddle-dee-day
An actor's life is gay
It's great to be a celebrity
An actor's life for me
Hi-diddle-dee-dum
An actor's life is fun
Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
A wax mustache and a beaver coat
A pony cart and a billy goat
Hi-diddle-dee-dum
An actor's life is fun
You wear your hair in a pompadour
You ride around in a coach and four
You stop and buy out a candy store
An actor's life for me!
Hi diddle dee dee
An actor's life for me
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A watch of gold and a diamond chain
Hi diddle dee dee
You sleep till after two
You promenade a big cigar
You tour the world in a private car
You dine on chicken and caviar
An actor's life for me!
Ah, Pinocchio. One of my earliest Disney films. But not really a favorite.

Although I disliked Bambi and Jungle Book much, much more.
Dumbo features the Jim Crow crows. Ah racism when it was acceptable
Of course, these days some people have become too sensitive. I think we should call out improper behavior when we see it, but we should also do so politely and calmly. Sometimes, improper behavior is just ignorance, and often people are genuinely sorry when they realize it was wrong.
It definitely is a balance. But I would rather err on the side of being respectful.
I agree. I would be comfortable escalating if the other person were being rude. And it would be better than telling someone off only to find out the whole thing was an honest mistake
Unless you like getting into arguments.
Some people enjoy that too much
No they don't!
This looks like the beginning of a Bugs and Daffy routine
You know what, that made me laugh. Hah.
You being happy makes me happy Ibby.
Aw, how sweet and thoughtful, thothy
Who has kidnapped the real thoth? Find out ln Doppelthoth, coming soon to Bits!
Yes, I forgot! The real thoth enjoys murdering me in creative ways in his guise as a nasty genie wink
Barbara Eden played a genie named Jeannie
East of Eden is a Filipino comic book.
East of Eden is also a movie starring James Dean, based on a book by John Steinbeck. It is also a Biblical reference. The land of Nod where Cain was exiled to was said to be east of Eden.
Twelve is an important number
Now if man had been born with 6 fingers on each hand
He'd also have 12 toes or so the theory goes
Well, with twelve digits, I mean fingers
He probably would have invented two more digits
When he invented his number system
Then, if he saved the zero for the end
He could count and multiply by twelve
Just as easily as you and I do by ten

Now if man had been born with 6 fingers on each hand
He'd probably count: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, dek, el, doh
"Dek" and "el" being two entirely new signs meaning ten and
eleven
Single digits!
And his twelve, "doh", would be written 1-0
Get it?
That'd be swell, for multiplying by 12

Hey Little Twelvetoes, I hope you're well
Must be some far-flung planet where you dwell
If we were together, you could be my cousin
Down here we call it a dozen
Hey Little Twelvetoes, please come back home

Now if man had been born with 6 fingers on each hand
His children would have them too
And when they played hide-and-go-seek they'd count by sixes fast
And when they studied piano, they'd do their six-finger exercises
And when they went to school, they'd learn the golden rule
And how to multiply by twelve easy: just put down a zero
But me, I have to learn it the hard way
That was quite a read
It's actually a song. It was from Schoolhouse Rock. Little Twelve Toes

The rest of the lyrics:

Let me see now:
One times 12 is twelve, two times 12 is 24
Three times 12 is 36, four times 12 is 48
Five times 12 is 60, six times 12 is 72
Seven times 12 is 84, eight times 12 is 96
Nine times 12 is 108, ten times 12 is 120
Eleven times 12 is 132, and 12 times 12 is 144
WOW!

Hey Little Twelvetoes, I hope you're thriving
Some of us ten-toed folks are still surviving
If you help me with my twelves, I'll help you with your tens
And we could all be friends
Little Twelvetoes, please come back home
Thanks. I figured it was some kind of song, but didn’t know from where
Schoolhouse Rock started with teaching the multiplication tables. They then branched into English, History/Civic, and Science.

Inter-planet Janet is a galaxy girl!
Speaking of "educational" shows: I hated Barney, but I liked Sesame Street.
But Barney loves you
But I don’t love him back
Barney doesn't care. He still loves you.
Barney needs to understand that this is making me uncomfortable
In a dinosaur book I had when I was a kid, the Diplodicus was colored purple, which young me thought was kind of cool.
The stegosaurus was/is my favorite dinosaur
I was never really into dinosaurs
Stegosaurus was my favourite too, although I was probably had to pick something. My brother liked Triceratops. We had a big book on dinosaurs when I was li'l thoth.
I remember having a book about bunnies.
Was it a recipe book?
Maybe a copy of Playboy?
Could I get a Playgirl instead?
Do both have informatve articles?
What kind of information are you looking for?
This is not the answer questions with questions thread.
That's right. It isn't. My search for informative articles meets an early end and I'm reduced to reading comic books. smile
Don't we learn best by asking questions? wink
I learned a lot from reading comics as a kid.
So did I.

I also learned to say "damn", which my mother didn't like...
You should have gone with "sprock".
It's the pointy ears I find unnerving... oh wait ... carry on....
I wonder just how pointy those ears are
He probably tries to make them even pointier in a vain attempt to be like his idol, Antennae Boy.
Antennae Boy is the idol of millions, after all.
And yet so modest, even though he can hear everyone idolise him.
What a guy. He lets others take the spotlight.
Except Night Girl. It's bad if Night Girl is in the spotlight.
Yes, she works better in the shadows.
When I was a kid, my brother would watch Dark Shadows. When a really scary bit was happening, I would always go to the kitchen to see if my mom was alright.
I hated horror movies as a kid. I watched a mummy movie and had nightmares that night.
I don't remember having nightmares from watching scary movies. Our house was old and I would hear some creaking. I'd cry out. When my family would come to my room, I said I heard footprints, meaning footsteps. My brother drew some footprints on a piece of paper and said "These are footprints" For some reason that calmed me down and I was never scare of footprints again.
Your brother sure knew the right thing to say
He would also get me to chase him around the house. He'd then duck around a corner and yell "Boo!" when I would run by. When we were adults he apologized for doing that. I told him that he had nothing to apologize for as I liked him doing that.
That's cool! Glad you guys talked about it as adults.
There are things we don't talk about. Like my being gay and being an atheist
There are many things I wouldn't talk about with my family as well.
It's more Don't Ask, Don't Tell than a desire on my part not to talk about it.
I know some people who will ask, then scream at you for telling them.
I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream
I could use some ice cream now
My favorite flavor is Fudge Ripple.
Ice Cream for Crow

Is it healthy for crows to eat ice cream?
On Mystery Science Theater 3000 the robots were Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Croooooooooooooow!
That's a lot of Os.
I have a bowl of Cheeri-Os every morning
I like to eat eggs in the morning.
I have porridge.
So did the three bears until that scamp Goldilock broke into their house and scarfed it down.
The nerve of that trespasser.
>hides golden pigtails under hat and reminds self not to talk about other hobbies such as chair testing and bed testing. Especially the last one, as folks on Legion World will just get the wrong idea<
Now I know why there are so many empty boxes of porridge around here
Eating all of those is why one of the chairs ended up breaking.
The maintenance team isn’t very happy with you right now
thoth eats empty porridge boxes???????????
Thoth is secretly Bismollian.

Don't worry, he eats the porridge too.
Although the box is my favourite part.
I hear it’s quite filling
Down is more filling.
Down below.
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
I was down below in some caves near where I live a couple of weeks ago.
Well, that wasn’t where I was expecting to find you
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
The protagonist of Poe's The Pit and the Pendulum is a victim of the Spanish Inquisition, saved by the unexpected arrival of the French Army.
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
Quothing goes nicely with Quaffing
Quentin quietly quaffs quinces while queueing quails.
Queenly quilts quicken Quis’ quinoa
Quokkas quickly quieten quips.
Quicksilver quickly quips quotes
Already the alliteration annoy me.
Irked inchworms insist imperiously
Alternating alliteration alienates attractive attached associates
Alternating current was championed in the US by George Westinghouse. Thomas Edison, to discredit alternating current and promote his direct current, had an elephant electrocuted.
Edison was a jerk.
Oh the stuff I've read about him makes him much worse than a jerk.
At least history is starting to set the record straight.
In some cases, history needs to set the record gay, not straight
Which is a good thing
History could do with setting things truthfully, something it often struggles to do.
Because history is a often written by the victors
Victor Hugo has a lot to answer for!
He did kill a lot of people ... but not as many as George R R Martin did
George R R Martin's Wildcards apparently stemmed from a Superworld RPG campaign. I had to hunt for ages to get that one. These days you can just buy a PDF version online.
Ah, but sometimes th ehunt makes it fun
Sometimes, being the hunted one isn't much fun. Particularly if it involves crossbows.
Unless it's one of those fake murder mystery games or one of those "escape" games.
I'm going to an escape room in a week or so. So, if you don't hear from me...
I'll be keeping an eye out on the news wink
The London fog pools around the foundations of the dockland warehouse, home of Houdinesque Escapes Ltd.

Watson: A dreadful business Holmes. He looks to have starved to death. But was there foul play behind it?
Holmes (turns head to survey room in a single sweep): No, he was an idiot.

- Excerpt from the exceedingly short A Study in Stupidity, by Arthur Conan Doyle appearing below the racing results in The Strand.
Apparently the shortest sad story is this:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
That's what they say, but -

Scenario 1: The shoes were bought by well meaning relatives from a loving family, but the kid is already too big for them. Money for the mum in selling them.
Scenario 2: Thank the heavens I got rid of that partner and their obsession with having kids. Now I can sell all the stuff they left behind.
Scenario 3: You give birth to Mysa Nal. As she levitates above the ground, she has no need for shoes. For sale they go.

Folks just see what they want. smile
I see what you did there.
Is it something you want to see, though?
Si, si.
Seen, see.
There's the Holy See, but do the holy see?
Holy fork in the road, Batman!

Watch your mouth Robin!
Oops, I made a boner Batman!

I said watch your language, Robin!
I've read the Joker's Big Book of Boners.
The security features on my browser blocked me getting to it.
Darn firewall!
But... but... firewalls are a helpful defensive tactic!
Yet compromised so often, much like someone caught with the Joker's Big Book of Boners.
Poor Joker. Can’t predict when that Big Book of Boners will backfire
Backfire - the sibling Starfire doesn't talk about.
Blackfire and Backfire are twins, but Blackfire doesn’t talk about Backfire much either
Spitfire is the one with the bad tobacco chewing habit.
I saw a guy on the subway recently spitting tobacco juice into an empty soda bottle. He was being discrete about it. Still - ew!
A guy spat on the ground in front of me this morning.
I've sit on the ground before. But I always make sure that it is not where someone would be walking.
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
I saw a guy on the subway recently spitting tobacco juice into an empty soda bottle. He was being discrete about it. Still - ew!


Just after you left, he asked someone if they wanted to finish off his bottle of coke. As the colour was similar...
As I said before - EW!!!!!
I was listening to a comedy show earlier. The characters go down into the sewers, and one of them remarks about dead pets being discarded there. He says "Look over there, for example. A guinea pig. It's unusual to see one that's all brown like that..." followed by "EWs" as they realise...
Eeeewww
Exactly
Now I need to go wash
Be careful of things about to crawl from the pipes as you do, Ibby smile

I'm sure there's a horror film where something attacks someong on the toilet, from below. Fortunately the film was OTT horror fun and not creepy enough to make people scared to use facilities.
There definitely was a horror film about that, which came out in the Philippines when I was a child. A monster would hide in toilets, and attack its victims with acid.

I was terrified of the toilet for a while.
The show All in the Family was the first (American at least) show in which you hear a toilet flushing.
Toilet flushes don’t wake Blaze up. but my typing does.
Light would wake up my nephew. They had to move his bed so the morning light wouold not wake him up too early.
Blaze is the same. He now wears a mask when he goes to sleep
Light doesn't wake me up so much, but find it tough to go to sleep with a light on.
I'm woken up at dawn every morning, which isn't great as I'm up late too. If I got a mask, could it come with two little removable bits so I coudl also use it for crime fighting?
Maybe exposure to some red kryptonite will allow you to see through the mask without eyeholes
Let's try! >thump< ow! Nope. But maybe it gave me other powers! >thump< ow!...
Keep going, thothy! don't give up!
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Except in a quitting contest.
The first to quit wins.
Let the game begin!
I quit, so I win! But what I quit was quitting, so I'm also still here!
Here, hear, herr
Dear, deer.
Dear Abby was a popular advice column.
Advice is usually better given than taken.

This is not advice, by the way.
Whenever someone in the office sneezes, I say "It is better to give than to receive."
Blaze is sick now, and I'm not feeling so good either. I've been drinking tons of orange juice and multivitamins so I can take care of him without getting sick myself.
Feel better Blaze
Thanks, Quis!
You're not Blaze!
*gasp* Oh, of course not! I'm just passing on the message.

That was close!
Hmmm... there was me about to pass along a "Get Well Soon Blaze" message, but now I'm suspicious of what's really going on. Is Blaze even there? Is Ibby covering up Blaze's disappearance by pretending he's ill? Hmmmm....

Unfortunately I used to think that Ms Tree comics were about plant life, so I missed out on some detective stories. But some investigating needs to be done here.
Man, no one makes good tree comics anymore! I guess Groot's got the market cornered for now.....
You need tree characters with enough staying power to generate a fanbase popularity over time. But so few are given the opportunity to put down roots.
Three trees would make a good team.

Originally Posted by thoth lad
Hmmm... there was me about to pass along a "Get Well Soon Blaze" message, but now I'm suspicious of what's really going on. Is Blaze even there? Is Ibby covering up Blaze's disappearance by pretending he's ill? Hmmmm....


There are some questions that shouldn't be asked....
Has anyone told Vic Sage?
He might wink himself out of existence if we do.
"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some people have chosen to see it as the final and clinching evidence for the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this. ‘I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, 'for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing.’
'But’, says Man, 'the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’
'Oh dear,’ says God, 'I hadn’t thought of that’ and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
'Oh that was easy,’ says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."
Ah well. Is that considered suicide by logic?
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Difficult to argue with that...
Lots of people find it difficult to find something they can't argue about, whether they have any data on the subject or not.
These people can easily be spotted by their tendency to quit discussing the facts, and begin attacking the other person verbally.

Sometimes, with hammers and fists, too.
And the silver lining is that it's good hammer selling business for DIY and Hardware stores in a competitive market. We're more a pitchfork and flaming torches sort of mob here. smile
When you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
That's why the Philppines banned the sale of hammers in malls...
Edward I was known as the Hammer of the Scots
Austria is known as the hammer of the Alps. At least, according to this horrible trivia game I’m playing
One of my old neighbours used to have an anvil in their yard. They had also been neighbours elsewhere, when I was a kid and the anvil was there too. It came from an old town blacksmith and was of a considerable age.
When I visited Budapest last winter, there was a blacksmith with an anvil at the Christmas market.
I remember visiting a working blacksmith's when I was a kid. Lots of farmland and horses meant that it was still a going concern. The nearest Blacksmith's to where I am now was converted to a car sales/ garage place.
There is a large parking garage across my old home.
One of the things I was looking forward to most when I started to drive, was going up the twisting ramps of a multi level parking garage.
I once was going up a parking garage, and the car that was two vehicles in front of me had trouble. It started to slide backwards. Thankfully, the driver of the car in front of me stepped out and was able to talk the driver two cars ahead into braking.
As I was walking in to work last year, the brakes had trouble on a flatbed truck on one of the hills I was passing. It started to slide back as they moved it off to the side. Just as well there hadn't been anyone behind it or any pedestrians crossing.
We sure are unlucky. Or lucky, when you think about it.
It can be tough luck when you're on a board where Calamity King's nelly cap hangs out. smile
We're lucky we're all still alive!
I imagine that the Comics Code prevents Calamity King being responsible for killing off numerous unsuspecting passers by every time he goes out for coffee. He'd never have got on the team otherwise.
It's my theory intelligent power design. Every time a powered heroic character is created, they are given the right combination of powers to ensure they can function perfectly well as a hero without harming themselves or others. Unless there is a need to up the drama quotient, in which case there will be critical flaws to the functioning of said power.
But what is ensuring the intelligent power design?! Are all DC characters the mere play things of … The Editor?!

This summer, find out more in a 12 issue mini series, condensed to a reader baffling 5 and a half!

DC: Don't Worry. there'll be another reboot along in a minute.
I hope the Editor isn't just a palette-swapped version of the Anti-Monitor.
Gosh no! That would indicate that DC is only fit for mining ideas created by others decades and decades ago....um....
Gee, neither DC nor Marvel would stoop THAT low!
It's amazing what detractors read into novel new titles like "Secret Infinity Crisis" or "Civil Flashpoint Zero"
It's also weird, how people criticize the fact that 75% of current DC heroes are Bat-something, Super-something, Wonder-something, a Flash or a Green Lantern.
Bat-Flash and Wonder Lantern are the coolest characters ever!
I'm more of a Flashing Lantern and Superbat fan myself.
Bat Lantern and Super-Lantern are the best, though.

Especially after Flashing Lantern was made R-18...
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Bat Lantern and Super-Lantern are the best, though.

Especially after Flashing Lantern was made R-18...


I knew it was a mistake when Cosmic Boy loaned him that v4 trenchcoat.
To be fair, Cos had the body to pull it off. Flashing Lantern didn't.
Officer: That's not a bat, Batflash
Batflash: Only by being free of clothing can we renounce greed and finally eradicate crime!
Officer: Tell it to the judge...
Bat-flash Jr.: Well, I realized that criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot... and most of them are afraid of my incredible amount of bat-themed body piercings and frightening tattoos!
I remember Animal Man having Sunshine Superman and Magic Lantern as a hippy themed JLA from another universe. The more pointlessly brutal and poorly plotted DC became, the more I wanted to read about those guys.
Was that the last reboot, or the one before that? I need a scorecard to keep track.

I must have missed that, because it's been ages since I've seen something happy from DC.
It was Crisis 1.5, a reboot of Animal Man.
Ah,I think I know that. Thanks. Was that the one where he realized he was just a comic book character?
Somewhere along that run anyway.
Cool, I’ve heard lots of good things about it
It has some interesting issues, but runs out of steam later on as is often the case with the writer, or rather, The Writer.
Sadly, writing takes a lot out of oneself.
Especially if your blood is made of ink.
That would be quite a super power.
But it would get you rejected from the Legion for being an impractical power.
But it would have been quite the power centuries ago, when ballpens weren't common yet!
There was a background character in the Baxter run, who looked to be made out of an Ink like substance. I made a note of it for something in Bits.
One of Lori Morning's H-Dial identities was called Ink, and was a humanoid made of sticky ink.
A lot of heroes start with a gadget, before it is mysteriously integrated into themselves. Would Lori have got into the Legion if she could manifest powers that might be tailored for a situation. Or would they have been considered to be too unreliable?
Well, Nemesis Kid got in once upon a time...
Nemesis Kid was not a device. Well, maybe a plot device
I was comparing Nemesis Kid because he had powers that manifested themselves based on the situation. Wasn't the point of thothy's question, would Lori have made it in if her powers were internalized but situational?
If I am not mistaken, later posts do not have to be totally on point, but only related to the previous 2-3 posts. So, I could respond to a post about Nemesis Kid with a post about the Roman god Nemesis.
Nemesis Lad's powers were definitely going to get him out of all (but one) situation. But I wasn't sure if Lori's were always that useful.
Well, as Quislet said posts do not totally have to be on point...

Lori Lemaris would have qualified for the Legion with her "ability to survive underwater" powers, wouldn't she?

(but my complulsion to remain on-topic is strong, so... I don't think Lori's powers were quite as targeted as Nemesis Kid's, yeah. Her H-Dial often gave her abilities that could have been useful for a given situation, but they weren't always direct answers to said situation, unlike with Nemesis Kid)
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
If I am not mistaken, later posts do not have to be totally on point, but only related to the previous 2-3 posts. So, I could respond to a post about Nemesis Kid with a post about the Roman god Nemesis.


The winning post has to be clearly related to one of the previous five posts. I would say the transition from Nemesis Kid to Nemesis counts. A post about Nike shoes would not count, even though one might argue that "Nike is named after the goddess of victory, and Nemesis Kid's power is that he always wins...". The connection doesn't seem strong enough. To me, at least.

Of course, one can post a non-sequitor, but one can't win with it. Nor can one win with a post responding to a non-sequitor. Responses to responses to non-sequitor can win, however.

Incidentally, I've always felt Nemesis Kid to be among the most poorly used characters in Legion history.
Because of a duplicated Duo Damsel defeating him, or because of Projectra defeating him without a clear explanation of how she got through his power?
Both. He comes off pretty lame in pretty much all of his appearances, but there's a lot of potential for a cool character there.

I really wish he'd been included either in SW6 or the Reboot.
A “good” Nemesis Kid would be interesting. I can see how his power would give some writers problems though
He's definitely a bit challenge to write, but what makes him interesting is that he is both extremely powerful and yet has some major limitations. Besides stuff like only working against single opponents, there's also the fact that just because he adapts whatever power would be most useful to defeat a certain enemy, that doesn't mean that it's obvious how that power is useful. So imagine him fighting Mordru, his power responds by adapting terrakinesis, but then he still has to figure out that he needs to use it to bury Mordru rather than, say, pelt him with rocks.
It’s very H -Dialish. I wonder if Nemesis Kid’s power considers the powers and skills of his companions too. Lori Morning once gained ice powers to fight the Composite Durlan, but could not have beaten him without Element Lad’s plan and powers
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
So imagine him fighting Mordru, his power responds by adapting terrakinesis, but then he still has to figure out that he needs to use it to bury Mordru rather than, say, pelt him with rocks.


I'd be wondering how his power knew to give him terrakinesis. It would be as though his power could determine the weakness, even if it's user couldn't. The frustrated power is just waiting for its user to catch up. But since Nemesis Kid always gets an out, the power may also prod him along in the right direction too. If he died waiting for a colleague to plan something, then the power wouldn't be working effectively.

So:-

- Does the power have access to the Multiverse, where it goes through all the options to defeat Mordru.
- Is it precognitive, sees how it turns out and then puts that chain of events into practice.
- Does it alter reality to effectively give an opponent a weakness that it can then exploit.
- Does the power shift. Initially, it would protect against magic, then perhaps provide him with a body of iron. Then, if Mordru showed any weakness to being buried, shift to something more telekinetic.
In the same line. IIRC when he fought Superboy, he said that his power made him twice as strong as Superboy. However, even being twice as strong would not guarantee winning the fight. SUperboy, having had his powers for a longer time, would know the best ways to use them and ways to negate the power that Nemesis Kid would not be aware of.
I don’t think the power can change opponents, it only changes Nemesis Kid himself.

Which is why Projectra killing him was ludicrous. I would assume the power would be best at keeping Nemesis Kid alive - wasn’t there an instance when his power teleported him away automatically?

That would then mean that his power auto-activates...

Another option would be that his power only works against super powered opponents, so any ordinary human could shoot him. and accidents and natural disasters would do him in....
My point wasn't that Nemesis Kid's power would change Superboy, but that Superboy would have more experience using his power which Nemesis Kid now had. And that experience would give Superboy an edge even though Nemesis Kid was stronger.

It seems like it is a cool power, but in operation it brings up a lot of questions.
I think it should work against non-powered opponents, but not against accidents/disasters.

The way I see it, the basic power is that when in any sort of competition with another individual, his power analyzes that individual and gives him whatever ability is needed to defeat that individual in that competition. That can be a matter of giving him the ability to exploit an opponent's weakness, or just making him better (more powerful) than his opponent. He has no control over what power he adapts, but automatically know what the power is, even he doesn't necessarily know why this particular power is the one chosen. When faced with multiple opponents, or with obvious defeat, his power should generally shift to survival mode, allowing him to "not be beaten", even if he can't win.
I like those two elements - that he instinctively knows what his power is (but may need to figure out how he should apply it effectively), and the shift to survival mode in certain situations

Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
My point wasn't that Nemesis Kid's power would change Superboy, but that Superboy would have more experience using his power which Nemesis Kid now had. And that experience would give Superboy an edge even though Nemesis Kid was stronger.

It seems like it is a cool power, but in operation it brings up a lot of questions.


I was responding to one of thoth’s bullets, where he asked if Nemesis Kid’s power changes reality
Reality is over-rated.
Virtual reality is better
I only did virtual reality once. I was not impressed.
Maybe it wasn’t really virtual reality
Maybe this is a virtual reality.
Take the red pill... no, the blue pill!
I only take placeboes
It looks like we will have to slip the pills into one of the few things that you eat.
The Placebo song I remember most was Pure Morning. But the lead singer was unhappy enough with it that they didn't perform it for almost a decade.
Many artists become ashamed of some of their work
It's tactful not to alienate fans by rubbishing what could have got them interested in the first place.
“They changed it, now it sucks!”
A phrase from the 1970s. "Disco sucks"
Disco sticks.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names may leave permanent psychological scars that will never quite heal.
That's not quite as catchy. More accurate, but not as catchy.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I have a rapid healing power and pointy claws with which to exact my revenge. >snikt<" - Li'l Wolverine #12
According to some traditions, names have magical powers, so that knowing someone's true name will give you power over them. Rumpelstiltskin is a famous example of this idea.
In our internet age, the idea of true names and obtaining them has a new relevancy. Unfortunately, my real name is Mr thoth lad, so I don't fare too well there. smile
If you are known by a certain name by most people and for most of the time, wouldn't that become your true name?
Not if it's not the one people can use to summon you into their presence and bind you into doing their bidding. This is easily mistaken in relationships for the name your partner calls you. smile
Such names must be involved in a certain tone, though!
You mean like when Pov calls me "Snugglebottoms"?
There's the "Do this for me please" tone, the "Oh you're in such trouble" tone, and the "Don't you dare talk to me" tone
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
You mean like when Pov calls me "Snugglebottoms"?



Creature 1: And the mortals did know me as Astazorn, the desolator of worlds!
Creature 2: And I, Zorn the Furnace of Souls revelled in slaughter until the humans learned of my true name.
Quiz: I didn't want to change the channel, but Pov used "snugglebottoms" and that was that.
I wonder what bottoms feel about that.
Snuggled I guess.
How many bottoms would Quis snuggle?
I wouldn't begin to inquire into a gentleman's private affairs. An enquiry though...
What has Quis done to deserve that?
Think of it as less prying into someone else's affairs, and more of getting to play noirish detective.
Complete with trenchcoat and fedora. And grizzled cigarette-smoking
... threadbare office with a bottle in the bottom drawer. Streetlight flickering through the cheap blinds on the window.

Night fell on the city streets, slick with unceasing rain and blood.
"Stupid streets!" shouted Night, picking itself up.
Good thing you’re wearing a trench coat
Wearing a trench coat and nothing else
oh dear
Depending on what's under the trench coat, you might say "Oh my!"
I could also say, "That's it?"
You could say anything. But if it not in context, they might look at you funny.
Yeah, because you wouldn't want to appear funny to a flasher. smile
That would be embarassing.
What happens if two flashers meet? Do they just keep flashing at each other. Or does one get offended at being flashed at, and goes off in a hypocritical sulk?
As long as there is some mutual give-and-take going on, I don't see why it wouldn't be okay.
If you added a third flasher and painted them, you could have alternatve traffic lights.
With the quality of drivers I see, I'm afraid that would just lead to many accidents.
Massachusetts drivers have a reputation for being the worst drivers.
I thought that was India and the Philippines.
Hi! I'm Captain Stereotype, and I'd just like to add that Italian drivers are also lousy! Now back to your cartoon starring a central white character and a supporting cast that ensures that all other ethnicities are represented, but not in charge!
Is it still a stereotype if someone from that ethnicity/country says it is so?
It can be depending on the background of that individual. I was listening to a comedian from the southern part of Africa last week. He was saying things that annoyed him included his own government pretending to be impoverished and downtrodden in order to keep the charity money coming in. Regardless of positives in the country. They budget for the charity money. That kind of approach filters out into creating an outlook in some people of never being able to progress. So, they reinforce a stereotype and refer to it, even though they live there.

On the comedian, a funny bit was a reference to a racist right wing UK group. "It's their fault that I came to the UK. I was fooled by their advertising. The group blamed immigrants for taking the good jobs and the women. A good job and better dating was just what I wanted so I came straight over. They should rethink their marketing if they don't want people coming in."
Whew. What a read.
I could split it into two posts, but I just remembered the joke as I was typing. Unless you meant "what a read" as in "what a load of …". smile
I was beginning to think about statistics and stereotypes, but I got lazy
I was lazing in the garden this afternoon. We've had a couple of weeks of nice weather, and it's been nice to watch the cherry blossom fall in warm evenings.
I spent a relaxing afternoon reading pharmaceutical company reports because I have to prepare for a job interview
All the best for that Ibby.
Thanks, thothy! and for the profound thoughts in stereotypes too
If you thought that was profound, wait until I've had more beer...glug, glug, thump...ow...fallen over... can only reach ...punctuation... on keyboard...………

thoth lad didn't need to fall over, but does so automatically after a certain number of beers. Ironically, he's drinking Pavlov's Dog ale from Alloa.
help! Thoth has fallen and can’t get up!
It isn't nice of James Brown to be laughing at you, thothy.
Yeah, all he or any of the band had to do was help me up and instead they all shout at me and make a hit record.

"Please, please please", I said. "You've got the power" and "I'm begging, I'm begging." I thought he was angry at my repetition, but he just said "no,no,no,no." It's the last time I travel on the Night Train.
Perhaps you should be taking the Midnight Train instead. It goes anywhere, after all.
I got to the station to take the Midnight Train, but the Last Train to London was leaving at the same time and I got on that.
I have taken the train across the US three times. Twice to San Diego and once to Seattle.
I love taking trains here in Europe. Scenic, efficient, and I don't have to worry so much about packing right.
A train trip across Europe sounds like an excellent idea.
They've just changed timetables in part of the UK and, like seemingly everything else, it has turned into a bit of a scheduling disaster.
Here in Paris there are the srikes to deal with.
When I was in Sydney this year, they were having trouble with their trains. IIRC 30 trains were canceled on one day. At one point stations had to be closed because too many people were trying to get into them to wiat for trains that weren't coming.
Sounds like a normal day in Manila...

Blaze used to have to spend over 30 minutes in line just to get on the train for work. He had to clock in at 8:30am, but needed to be at the train station by 5:30am to avoid that long wait...
I can leave my house at 8:20 and still get to work by 9.
When I was in Barcelona, I could do that. Now here in Paris, I need 90 minutes... because my place of work is outside Paris.

In Manila, I needed 70 minutes to drive 10km to work.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Blaze used to have to spend over 30 minutes in line just to get on the train for work. He had to clock in at 8:30am, but needed to be at the train station by 5:30am to avoid that long wait...


That's just one of the good things about sharing information across the world. Getting a sense of perspective smile
Travel does broaden the mind
And it can broaden the waistline too.
I didn't need to travel to do that.
But it’s more fun to do when you travel!
In Kingdom Come, the Martian Manhunter let his mind wander too far, and it meant that he struggled to focus.
When Krypto wonders too far, it's hard for the Super-family to focus.
They must hate having to apologise to all the passengers every time he brings back a a plane. It must also completely give away who Superboy is.
"Mommy, that strange boy is wrestling with that dog!"
Mommy: That's nice dear.
Timmy: But mom, we're at 30 000 feet...
Reminds me of the scene in Superman where a young Lois sees Clark Kent racing the train.
Those silly kids and their overactive imaginations.
Noel Neill & Kirk Allyn played Lois' parents. Noel playing Lois on the TV series and Kirk playing Superman in a serial.
Kirk Allyn was actually in two Superman serials, the first versus the evil Spider Lady, and the second one, versus The Atom Man, who turned out not to be a version of the popular Superman radio villain, but instead a disguised Lex Luthor.
Lex has always been a crafty one.
Too crafty for his own good
He could use those craft skills to help the LSV with their Legion HQ model.
That would be a useful tool for planning their attack on the LSH.
We should not be encouraging the LSV.
Sssssh Quis... remember, we're using this as a trap for them!
Rocky: Shut up!
Bugs: Shut u-up? Why certainly! You don't think I'm the type that would keep on blabbin'? Some people never know when to stop. When I'm told to shut up, I shut up...
Rocky: [sticks gun in Bugs's face] Shut up shuttin' up!
You see, Bugs, you should shut up. You see, you see?
Bugs usually comes out on top. He didn't in the tortoise vs hare cartoons and when he tangled with a gremlin.
I still haven't seen the Bugs-Legion crossover. And even though I was enjoying the Trek-Legion crossover a few years back, I got distracted and never finished it.

shocked

I'm the WORST. Fan. Ever.
Don't rule out Keith Giffen.
Giffen Take is the name of the racehorse I just bought. Outside this space, I don't expect many people to get the reference.
I just got a new cat on Saturday. Her name is Alice. She is 6 years old.
Yay! Don't forget to link to some pictures, when she's ready for her close-up. FatCramer Or is that claws-up? Catspaw
Originally Posted by cleome51
I still haven't seen the Bugs-Legion crossover. And even though I was enjoying the Trek-Legion crossover a few years back, I got distracted and never finished it.



I loved it! Especially the scenes where the Legion falls into super-angst. And Lightning Lass marveling at how Bugs Bunny's toon behaviors (pulling hammers out of thin air, changing into different disguises) are amazing super powers!
I third the request for Alice pics.
I fourth it. Or second, was I supposed to be second? time warps, sigh
Chuckled at Giffen Take. Nice one.

Luornu can second, third and fourth a motion. She's the voter you really want to have onside.
Luornu as Duplicate Damsel can push through anything you want. She's a constituency in herself.
Cargg election Special...

Interviewer: And now, finally, a word with the lady who is at the centre of this bye-election mystery: the voter herself. And her name is Mrs. L Ta... Mrs Taine, *you* are the only voter in this rotten borough...?

LT: Yes, that's right.

I: How long have you lived in this constituency?

LT: Since Wednesday morning. I took over the previous electorate when he, very sadly, accidently brutally cut his head off while combing his hair with The Persuader's axe.

I: One voter, 16,472 votes -- a slight anomaly...?

E: Not really. You see, Mr Londo may look like a monkey who's
been put in a suit and then strategically shaved, but he is a brillant
politician. The number of votes I cast is simply a reflection of how
firmly I believe in his policies.


With thanks to Blackadder.
I know a lot of modern day politicians who would be thrilled to meet Luornu
The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade,

Good folk, lock up your son and daughter.

Beware the deadly flashing blade,

unless you want to end up shorter.

Black Adder, Black Adder!

He rides a pitch black steed.

Black Adder, Black Adder!

He's very bad indeed.
The original bad boy
I thought that was Cain.
That was a stitch up.
Yeah. God played favorites which made Cain jealous.
Oooh, nice song

I remember my grandparents had one of those in their bedroom
a record player?
Yes, a record player
Yeah, it couldn't have been Gil Scott Heron's Midnight Band. The story of them being chased out of a house is in my family. smile
In the Wheel of Time series, a heron is a mark of a master swordsperson
I really liked watching the One Piece animated series. I figured out that watching all the collection DVDs without a break would take 5 full days.
Lots of anime series have plenty of filler. Not just filler episodes, but extended animation sequences and dialogue during fights. It could take ages for anything to happen
There was one section where the different characters' origins were recapped. And a couple of episodes that put the characters into a different genre/scenario
I've seen anime episodes where 90% of the time was spent with characters explaining the ultimate super final move of the main character.
Hello. My name is Expository Dialogue Lass and I would like to join the Legion of Superheroes. The Legion was founded by Saturn Girl, Lightning Lad, and Cosmic Boy when they saved RJ Brande, the richest man in the galaxy, from an assassination attempt. The Legion consists of many members each with a unique superpower. The Legion uses the legendary careers of Superboy & Supergirl, survivors of the planet Krypton, as a basis for their heroic dare-doing. My power is that I can provide background information on anyone or anything.
Unfortunately Expository Dialogue Lass, we're not convinced that your powers would have any uses that can't be more effectively accomplished by Julie Lad!
You're all Stupid! Stupid! (first uttered by Lester Spiffany)
Hello, I'm Anime Filler Lad!

Oh, look at this tape of the applicant before me! Sun Boy is... *gasp*

HE'S USING HIS POWER TO GENERATE HEAT AND LIGHT!

But the enemy robot is too strong!

Oh, oh,look... Sun Boy is clenching his fist. Can it work? Can it work?

Yes! Fueled by his love for his parents, and his burning desire to prove himself by getting into the Legion, Sun Boy's unleashing his ultimate power!

The robot is vaporized!

Brainiac 5: Fascinating. Anime Filler Lad appears to have the ability to slow down time... His narration is longer than the video itself!
Saturn Girl: Rejected. His power may interfere with our super-deeds!
By announcing to the enemy everything we are doing, and providing painstaking context for each action, he is our own worst enemy!
Our "brave" British heroes of the HMS Camden Lock are being overrun by the Red Shiny Robots of Vortis. In their last stand, the ship's android Sandstrom bursts forward to tackle the invaders! The ship's Captian is amazed...

"Sandstrom!
Fly!
Hai-yah!
Aaaaaah!
She's winning! As long as they keep attacking her one at a time."

The Shiny Robots pause... look at the captain... and group together to beat up the android in a second.
Bweare teh Sandstrom! Oh Captian, waht shuold we do?
Stop screwing around with Cobie would be my first thought. smile
My first thought was "What is all this light and who are all these people. Don't you dare slap me! WAH!!!!!!!"
How violent.
Sachs and Violens was a PAD and Perez book for Marvel's Epic line.
Perez is a very common family name in Spanish-speaking countries.
Rapper & Poet Lonnie Corant Jaman Shuka Rashid Lynn, Jr. is known by his stage name of Common.
"Common" is one of those words that has a similar meaning and pronunciation in English, French and Spanish. Simialr enough, anyway.
Well, French & Spanish are Romance language derived from Latin. English is more of a hodgepodge, but does have some French influence from William the Conqueror.
That could be why English seems to have less consistent rules than either French or Spanish.
Considering the number of words derived from other languages that are in the English dictionary, you'd think we'd be a bit better with foreign languages.
Some of the standard phrases in English is because they were using the English word and the French word. For example: Last Will and Testament, null and void,
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Considering the number of words derived from other languages that are in the English dictionary, you'd think we'd be a bit better with foreign languages.


Part of the problem is the education system; part is that English is the common language for many regions (e.g. in Europe); part is that English's grammar is simpler than many Latin languages (we don't nearly conjugate as much in English as in French, Spanish, German...).
And partly because we were told we would go blind if we conjugated too much, particularly with those foreign ones and their exotic grammar. smile
Bah, those horrible conjugations. Instead of learning two verb forms, I have to learn six...
Reminds me of one of my favorite cartoons:

Attached picture conjugalvisit.jpg
noooooo it’s those horrible verb stems again!
The Verb Stems are part of Chlorophyll Kid's rogue's gallery.
Stemo, ,Stemas, Stemat, Stemamus, Stematus, and their pet Stemant. Gaaaah!
Their last name is Dow. Their father is Napalm Dow.
Scrubbing Bubbles was originally called Dow Bathroom Cleaner. The scrubbing bubbles were ftom an ad campaign. It then became Dow Bathroom Cleaner with Scrubbing Bubbles and finally just Scrubbing Bubbles when it was sold to SC Johnson.
I used to love taking bubble baths as a kid.
I never took bubble baths as a kid, but have kind of got into them as an adult.
I do enjoy soaking in a nice hot tub, with a glass of wine and some relaxing music or a good movie.
Owning my own hot tub is one of my life goals.
Soaking in a bathtub doesn't appeal to me. It is the just sitting there not doing anything that would drive me crazy
I also hate sitting and doing nothing. I would need to keep my mind busy.
You could use your mind to upgrade it to be a Hot Tub Time Machine.
That was a pretty funny movie. I just watched the first season of "the Good Place" with Kristen Bell & Ted Danson. That is pretty funny too.
What's the Good Place about?
Kristen Bell plays Eleanor who has died and finds herself in the Good Place, run by Ted Danson. When they review her life, she realizes they made a mistake. She was actually very selfish when living. In the Good Place, people are matched up with their soul mates. Eleanor's is a professor of Morality and Ethics. She confesses to him and he tries to help her become good so she can stay.
Thanks Quis. I'll keep a look out for it if it has a LW recommendation.
Sounds like something I would like to check out !
I actually once did a Yahoo Personals ad that ssid “Librarian may want to check you out.” It didn’t work out so well.
You should see some of the ”ads” I have seen on Grindr
I once put in a personal ad (in an actual newspaper. I am old) reading "prince seeks prince" Didn't get a date, but found a D&D grooup
I put my ad into the housing section by mistake and woke up to find I had been converted into a bed sittingroom.
Does your carpet match your drapes?
How badly would you like to know?
Well, I won't lose any sleep if I don't know.
Ah, that simplifies things.
The Simple Life was a reality show featuring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. It lasted 5 seasons
Scottish band Simple Minds have been together for over 40 years.
I used to listen toS Simple Plan.
I used to listen to Billy Joel. But I found a lot of his early songs were really depressing.
Very early in his career Billy Joel fronted the heavy psych-rock band Atilla. Here is the opening track on their album, entitled "Wonder Woman".

I've probably shared this before, but the Philippines' top heroine is called Darna
It's like deja vu all over again
I never get tired of sharing

now that I speak some French, I can tell you that “deja vu” translates to “already seen”
Sharing is caring.
And I care a lot.
You could be a Care Bear
Hey Kids! Have all your toys taken away by social services! Yes! It's the In Care Bears!
Great for teaching kids to do without!
It's not only sharing, it's teaching kids to make the most out of what they have.
As long as we don't teach them to be content with only what they have.
There is a fine line between good selfishness and bad selfishness.
Selfishness is good if it keeps you alive. I think.
That is sort of what I mean by good selfishness. Doing anything for ourselves is technically selfish. But there is a difference between having a good lunch and eating something when you are not hungry and there is someone else who is hungry right there.
Yes. How can one take care of others, if one has not taken care of the self first?
That what the airlines safety instructions say to people traveling with small children. Put your mask on first, then the child's
It always tickles me when they give that safety talk on airplanes and they mention that the floatation device can be inflated manually by blowing into the tube. I can’t blow with my hands. That’s inflating it orally.
Fly Y'golonac Air

[Linked Image]
I guess that thing could float.
The rescuers would also find themselves slowly transforming into version of it too. Icky!
Well, it's arguably better than drowning.
That reminds me of a bit from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

“It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water.”
Not so much. Ick! Obviously the transformation of the rescuers refers to those plucky mice from the Disney cartoon. They then spread Y'golonac's contagion around the world via the bird they fly on. It's the horror sequel Disney didn't want you to see!
Those darned mice, looking all cute and lulling you into a false sense of security...
I've never seen it. I had some stills on an old Viewmaster. I've not seen Disney cartoon features.
I hated Bambi and the Jungle Book. I loved Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, and Mulan.
In Bambi, the main villain is man.
That is true for many situations beyond Bambi too!
Although it's not always true.
I have thought that if you could only use one word to define mankind, the best word would be "contradiction"
Better than "extinct".
There are more extinct species than living species
Something else else I was listening to recently said you could map the decline of megafauna in an area with the arrival of mankind. Even if initially it didn't look as though mankind had got there that early, there would be signs due to the dying off of easy to hunt other species.
Conservation International identified 17 Megadiverse Countries that contain the majority of Earth's species, and that all have a high level of endemism.

They are:

Australia
Brazil
China
Colombia
D. R. Congo
Ecuador
India
Indonesia
Madagascar
Malaysia
Mexico
Papua New Guinea
Peru
Philippines
South Africa
USA
Venezuela
When I was in the 7th grade I did a report on Malaysia
I’ve visited Malaysia twice and Indonesia once, Australia once, the USA four times (once was to Guam), China more than five times (if counting Hong Kong and Macau).

A friend invited me to India for his wedding, but I can’t say yes yet because I’m officially unemployed
Fred Hembeck got married dressed as Batman and his wife dressed as Wonder Woman
Quite a pair they make.
I wonder if they are still married.
Could there be a Catwoman or a Steve Trevor lurking around?
If you had to spend a normal day interacting with the people in your life, dressed as a comic character, which would you choose?
I'd chose Madame Fatal
I have no idea. Ask me again when I have a superhero-type body, maybe.

I'm not quite fat enough to be Bouncing Boy, and definitely not muscular or lean enough to be anyone else...
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
I'd chose Madame Fatal


Hmmm yes. I really should have added "If you're not being Madame Fatal..." somewhere in there smile

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
I have no idea. Ask me again when I have a superhero-type body, maybe.

I'm not quite fat enough to be Bouncing Boy, and definitely not muscular or lean enough to be anyone else...


Cosplayers seem to be just fine regardless of having superhero type bodies. Which is just as well, considering the amount of steroid abuse and organ failure you'd go through to get that look in real life. smile
And just what is wrong with Madame Fatal?
Nothing. I really should have added it. A complete oversight on my part.
We forgive you, thothy
I shall watch Mrs Doubtfire to remind me of some of the potential of Madame Fatal.
I shall watch it again because it was so much fun
It's another one I've not seen.
I have not seen any of the Terminator or Jurassic Park movies.
Terminator versus Jurassic Park. Now *there's* a movie idea!
I loved the animated short "Bambi vs Godzilla"
Bambi is one mean deer
Oh actually it is Bambi meets Godzilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY
Drat. Bambi doesn't show off his bad-assery
When Bambi met Godzilla for lunch I don't think the deer had really thought through the likely outcome.
In our picture, Blaze was yawning. So I said, "what a big mouth you have". Sadly, Blaze didn't get the cue.
What was he supposed to do there?
Smile, blush, and ask for the check
Sigh, romance is dead these days
Unlike this thread.
Staying alive, staying alive...
Of the three BeeGees, only one is still alive.
That's sad.
Sad is what happens to other people. Tragic is what happens to me.
Tragedy was another song by the Bee Gees.
Was it a tragic song?
well it reached number 1 in both the UK and the US. So, I'd say that it wasn't tragic for the BeeGees.
it was rereleased by a band called Steps.
Step by Step was a situation comedy starring Suzanne Somers and Patrick Duffy. It lasted 7 seasons. I never saw a single episode.
I don't really get involved in TV chat as I've not seen any of the shows.
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
Step by Step was a situation comedy starring Suzanne Somers and Patrick Duffy. It lasted 7 seasons. I never saw a single episode.


You didn't miss much.
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
Step by Step was a situation comedy starring Suzanne Somers and Patrick Duffy. It lasted 7 seasons. I never saw a single episode.


You didn't miss much.


I figured as much. I mean I knew about the show. I am surprised by the 7 seasons.
I find the laughter on sitcoms an immediate turn off, and the thing most likely to make me not continue.
Lash and I were working on an idea a few years back for a sitcom about an ordinary guy whose mad scientist/super-villain mother-in-law moves in with him.

One of the ideas I had for it was that she would have a can of canned laughter sitting on the shelf in her lab, and that, if opened, the show would suddenly have a laugh track for a certain amount of time.
There was a b8t in Doom Patrol where a man returned home but his wife had forgotren to turn the laugh track on. So they redid it.
What's a b8t? Have we been shunted into the future without me knowing?
On a standard keyboard the letter "I" and the number "8" are next to each other. So I assume thoth's finger slipped while typing.

I have seen videos where they play a sitcom and remove the laugh track. It is eerie seeing the actors just stand there and be silent so they can run the laughtrack.
Ah, that dramatic pause. now it’s a creepy pause
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
What's a b8t? Have we been shunted into the future without me knowing?


Bloody 'ell! It's the spalling pulice!
I ain’t the police. Your bad spelling was just that obvious!
What you have to watch out for is the spilling poultice. That can be nasty and stain your clothes.
I had to deal with some wine stains on my pants lately. Thankfully, I was able to clean them up - after a lot of effort
"Use seltzer water and lemon juice for blood. Or wear red, dumbass!"
Red won’t help with coffee though
Red Rum! Red Rum!
... wins the Grand National....!
and the Grand International
National Velvet is one of Elizabeth Taylor's first films.
Liz Taylor appeared in 1972's Under Milk Wood. She did it for a small fee that she would write off as a tax loss, and did it because of the source material and to appear with Burton.
Sometimes you have to take a loss now, to gain something later on.
I am at a loss on how to respond to that.
Let us know when the gain appears to you later on.
Quis has got some mighty good gains already!
Antennae Boy would also be someone with a lot of gain.
Tries to imagine a buff Antennae Boy, but fails
I've seen pictures that someone does of all the Legion guys as chubs.
I saw that too. Even the ones with very physical powers like Karate Kid and Timber Wolf and Colossal Boy
To each his own.
That makes you moan
Although on a family board it's good to remember the tone.
Moans have many tones.
I once did a mashup of the Brady Bunch and the Manson family

Here's the story
Of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold
Like their mother
The youngest one in curls

Here's the story
Of a man named Charlie
Who was busy with a commune of his own
They were living on a ranch together
But they were all alone

Til the one day when this lady met this fella
And though they knew it might be a calamity
This group must somehow come together
And that's the way they became the Manson Family
well done. Suitably creepy. Although I've always found the Brady Bunch to be creepy anyway.
Mom, Dad said I had to go visit the Labiancas tonight, but I have a date with George Glass.

Oh Jan, do what your father says to do.
If I hadn't rebelled against my parents...
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
Mom, Dad said I had to go visit the Labiancas tonight, but I have a date with George Glass.

Oh Jan, do what your father says to do.


I heard that George Glass helped Lyle with his serum.
Condo was also helping Lyle, in another way.
(Help!) I need somebody
(Help!) Not just anybody
(Help!) You know I need someone
(Help!)


When I was younger so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know that I just need you like I've never done before

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me?
I suddenly imagined cheerleaders jumping around to that
In the movie, a religious cult is trying to sacrifice Ringo. And I believe they sing this song during a montage of attempts on Ringo's life. No cheerleaders though.
Those zany religious cults...
I would call them wacky
I give it five minutes before the church of zany declares war on the heretics of the church of wacky.
People killing people dying...
More like the Orthodox Wacky church declares war on the Reform Wacky church
Mitch Wacky approves
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
More like the Orthodox Wacky church declares war on the Reform Wacky church


Is that the west side reform wacky church?
The east side?
Heretic!
Sigh. Just... sigh
A sigh-n of our times.
That's why I've stopped reading the comments.
You should stop reading these posts too
But these posts make me happy!
Then just read them without posting.
But... but... it's important to engage!
I believe in long engagements
Gottfried Leibniz said that marriage was an institution well-worth contemplating, and that the wise man will contemplate it his whole life.
I think that's something we should give a day's uninterrupted thought to.
Let the contemplation begin
Has it been 24 hours yet?
Do you mean twenty-four of your Earth hours?
Wait... I’m pretty sure you’re from Earth too...
EDE's self confessed alien origins are cause for another Earth day of uninterrupted contemplation. Begin...
Having traveled around the world in my spaceship... er... weather balloon, crossing the International Dateline along the way, a whole Earth Day has just passed for me.
And that's who was responsible for the confusion over Roswell. First it's a spaceship then it's a weather balloon...
Oh, that clears it up very well.
If there's anything else, we should look to see if there's an ask EDE thread.
EDE is so great at answering questions.
EDE also has a great sense of style when it comes to hats.
And fashion generally. Did they make that pilot of All About EDE? It's a sure ratings winner.
They went with "So You Want to have a Child with Cobalt Kid" instead
Great for ratings, bad for the universe as a whole.
Much better rating than "Bowling for Pineapples with Quislet, Esq."
And much better than "Bowling with Pineapples with Quislet, Esq." Those pineapples don't roll very well...
Better than the skull over on one of the covers in Teeds' thread.
Poor skull, you hurt its feelings.
Oh! that's an idea for a new reality show "Sculling with Skulls"
Luckily,the Paris Catacombs are not far from where I live. I can practice...
So catacombs... it's just hairstyling felines right?
The Sphynx cat was rejected by the Cat-a-Combs. He is starting a counter group by which he will gain his revenge
He's calling the group the "Cat-as-trophe"
The Cat-Apostrophes correct grammar and spelling. They are Cobalt Kid's arch-nemeses (nemesii?)
alas poor Cobie. But I don't think he even cares about grammar and spelling, so their corrections don't mean anything...
Cobalt Kid is a grammar nihilist
He has broken grammar down so much it shouldn’t even exist anymore
Can you understand this post?
Who is you?
Who are any of us really?
Existential crisis time!

the next installment in your series of universe-shattering reboots
Well, we are all alts of Nightcrawler. so he has won all these kill this thread threads. He will win this one too.
I thought I was an Alt+ID of set's. But if set is just an Alt+ID of Nighty, then that works too.
Existential crisis time again!
Existential Crisis on Infinite Earths. The latest DC crossover event. Characters sit around and wonder who they will be retro-conned this time.
The DC Universe as you know it will forever be changed....

Until the next crisis reboots everything anyway.
I am rebooting this thread. It takes 24 hours to properly reboot.
Gosh, I can’t wait that long
Does Reboot know about your reboot plans?
Would he approve?
Even if Reboot doesn't approve, you can always make him approve in the reboot, if Reboot gets to remember the reboot at all.
This is the 15,247th reboot of Legion World. I remember boot #8,944 where Pov was the top poster with 89,321 posts
Then there was that other reboot where the LMB was founded by Stalgie, thothy and Conjie.
I really liked the one were Legion World was set in Elizabethan England.
Yeah, I really miss Legion Galleon.
That was a weird turn of events, where the original LMB helped Spain colonize Mexico, the Philippines and South america. and the new LMB helped these countries achieve independence
Don't forget the gender reversed Legion World
And the super-animal Legion World.
Surprisingly Rockhopper Lad was a bengal tiger in that Legion World.
But so far, in all realities I've experienced, Pov has never worn pants.
Even in that reality where we were all pants
Well, it would have been weird for Pov to wear someone else...
Pov is our secret weapon against the flared pants of Dr Mayavale.
He’s the reason we got Cosmic Boy’s and Colossal Boy’s pantsless costumes
Had Jan got the right costume instead of Gim, would Element Lad have been the one to end up pantless?
I wonder who would have de-pansted him.
I'm sure Officer Erin would have come up with something.
She is very capable and resourceful, after all.
It was hinted that she'd continue working with Jan following v7.
Many thinks were hinted at after v7.
I think, therefore I am
If one stops thinking, does one cease to exist?
Dorothy: How can you talk, if you haven't got a brain?

The Scarecrow: I don't know. But, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?

Dorothy: Yes. I guess, you're right.
This quote should be in the original movie, if it isn't already.
There was a silent version of the Wizard of OZ which I think is the first aka original film. The quote is from the film most people think of. The one with Judy Garland.
Ah yes, I remember the Judy Garland film wasn't the very first one.
There is a reference in the movie to the cut Jitterbug scene. When the witch is sending off the flying monkeys. she says that she sent some insects ahead to slow them down. Also when Dorothy & friends leave the Emerald City to fight the witch, they are carrying a giant bug sprayer, a net, and a revolver.
Resourceful, they are!
But none of the three items are shown as being used. They just disappear.

The jitterbug song was pretty good too. Jitterbug
I feel like watching it again
No one is stopping you
That nasty no one, sticking its nose into my business.
The comic strip The Family Circus had invisible gremlins named "Not Me" and "Ida Know" who were responsible for many things. Like tracking mud all over the carpets.
Those invisible gremlins are going to be my new best friends.
*choke* I'm no longer Invisible Brainiac's best friend! *sob* *puts on brave face*
Aw Quis, you're still my bestest friend... and you have been my bestest friend the longest!
So, when I activate my Invisible Brainiac signal watch you will still come to my rescue?
Invisibly, almost like he wasn't there at all smile
It's almost like I'm there, but I'm not!
I love having invisible friends. I am never alone.
Yes, we're always watching you invisibly.
Except when I am showering and doing other personal private stuff.
Yes, except then, of course.
It's amazing how all those invisible eyes know when to look elsewhere, at just the right times.
We invisible people can be quite sensitive... and sensible (sensible means sensitive in French, by the way, so don’t get confused)
I not confused. You not are confused. So there!
Hi, Bizarro Quislet!
Is it true that Bizarro Quislet doesn't post to this thread because that's what Quislet does?
Bizarro Quislet hate keep thread dead.
There am no talk like Bizarro thread on Legion World. Hello!
Hsibbur emoceb sah dearth kniht uoy - Zatarro
There is an all talk-like Bizarro thread here somewhere, isn't there?
This am not the thread you don't want
Thread revival is such a nice thing to see
Cream will rise to the top.
Mmm, cream.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
I stopped screaming for ice cream. It hurt my throat too much
You know what soothes a sore throat? Ice Cream.
I had no idea. doesn’t seem to work for me.

Honey, on the other hand, does quite well
So honey infused ice cream will surely do the trick.
Trick or Treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile lost its wheel,
And the Joker got away - hey!
I only eat the whites of a hard boiled egg.
I eat the yolks too!
I had scrambled eggs for supper.
My sense of time has been wrecked. I had ice cream for supper the other day, and breakfast the day before that.
Because time won't give me time
And time makes lovers feel
Like they've got something real
But you and me we know
They've got nothing but time
And time won't give me time
Won't give me time
If you're lost you can look--and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you--I'll be waiting
Time after time
Right after Cyndi Lauper made it big, I heard an interview of her. The interviewer asked if becoming famous changed her life. Cyndi replies that now she could, whenever she wanted, buy two - TWO - sets of sheets.
Fame went right to her head, which is odd as she wasn't in it.
Many things go through people's heads.
Hopefully not a bullet.
Apparition wouldn't mind. Apparition
You've got to get away from answering that moider phone Quis smile
The murder phone just got upgraded from a flip phone to an I-Phone.
I-Phones sure kill a lot of people.
But I-Phones don't get attorneys.
You can't exactly sue an iPhone.
Murder is a criminal charge. No suing involved.
Sue is certainly going to find it tougher to get work with all the no Suing discrimination going on.
Sue Dibny doesn’t need to work, she has a nice nest egg
RIP Sue & Ralph Dibny
I miss them, too.
If you practiced more, your aim would improve
Well, back to the firing range.
I think Sue's had enough of fire after her run in with Jean Loring.
That wasn’t the kind of fire I was thinking...

*sob*

*adds this thread to list of places where thoth has made me cry*
"Clean up crew to aisle kill-this-thread. Clean up crew..."

If it's any consolation, Identity Crisis was pants.
I’m not sure how to interpret that. Are pants a good thing or a bad thing? I’d ask Pov but he isn’t exactly unbiased
Pov can be objective. He can also be objectionable.
He can even be both at the same time!
Pov is a Renaissance man.
He brings light, mostly reflected off his pantsless skin
More light reflects off of his noggin
Noggin the Nog was a UK TV programme, created by Oliver Postgate. Postgate would also create the influential Clangers and Ivor the Engine. It's only a matter of time before the Legion/ Clangers crossover sees the light of day.

And pants is rubbish, which in the Realm of Pov is widely known.
I have tried eggnog before.
What did you think of it?
It was pleasant, but I don't remember it very well!

This eggnog, I remember better though.
Remember, remember, the 5th of November
The Gunpowder Treason and plot;
I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
I have always wanted to celebrate Guy Fawkes Day in London. One day, I will.
I went to London for 4 days once. One of the things I remember was touring the Tower of London and seeing the crown jewels. One of the items was a huge gold punch bowl. I remember thinking that I would not want to drink anything out of that thing.
The Tower of London was also one of the highlights of my stay in London
Guy Fawkes didn't enjoy his stay in the Tower of London.
Nor was Ann Boleyn a fan either.
It's a bit enclosed, but it's fine if you just keep your head.
That's one thing you don't want to take off.
Hey Hosehead!

Take off! To the Great White North!
Take off! It's a beauty way to go
Take off! To the Great White North!
So much whiteness
Like a John Byrne Alpha Flight issue!
Buried, in the snow
Under the permafrost layer with the mammoths.
Frozen in the arctic for centuries like Azrael from the Titans, just waiting to cry a lot and shout "Liliiiiiiith!"
I really hope Azrael isn't immortal. Imagine him spending an eternity crying out for Lilith, instead of making himself useful and dying in place of Kole in Crisis... sob
Thia: Like the Olympians appearing from their otherworldly home, we too have the power to appear before mortals! I shall teach this to you, but know that there is a price...
Kole: What price?
Thia: Another must take your place!
Kole: Then it is a power I shall never use!
Thia: Really? Even this being? Look how whiny and tearful he is! Look at him spend years lamenting someone he's seen for 5 seconds! "Liliiiiiith" indeed. Are you sure you would not have this power?
Kole: Well...
Quite the proposal no?
I think flash mob proposals have run their course.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Quite the proposal no?


Wouldn't you take her up on it, just for the selfless reason of sparing readers from the angel of whining?
I would dearly love to erase that whiny angel from the pages of comic books
Just call me angel of the morning, (angel)
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, (angel)
Then slowly turn away from me
I just read the Scooby-Doo Team Up issue featuring Angel and Sam Simeon.... and the Inferior Five... and Stanley and his Monster... and Sugar and Spike.
In the TV show Scooby & Gang teamed up with Batman & Robin, Sandy Duncan, Cass Elliot, and the Adams Family.
And also Laurel and Hardy, the Three Stooges, Don Knotts, Phyllis Diller, Sonny and Cher, Jerry Reed, Davy Jones, the Harlem Globetrotters, Speed Buggy and crew, Jeannie the genie...
I bet you looked that up on the internet.
You lose. I just rewatched many of those episodes last week
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Estoy triste.
Without sadness how would we know when we are happy.
I wouldn't mind just having varying levels of happiness, and I can just label the least happy of them as the new sad.
According to the movie Inside Out though, sadness is necessary.
Imagine only being able to respond to things in your life through things or quotes you had seen in the movies.
Imagine having the entire scripts of movies downloaded into your memory, so you could do that.
You could go through life acting out misremembered movie lines. Things you thought made you wise and heroic but that were really baffling to everyone else.
It would be a fun challenge to try and insert the weirdest movie lines into normal conversation
Are there any movie quotes that you have used in normal conversation?
I’m sure I have, considering many movie quotes are perfectly ordinary short sentences
"I'll be back." - Arnold Schwarzenneger, Terminator 2

Pretty easy to slip this one into a conversation.
"Go ahead, make my day" is a bit harder.

"We will always have Paris" has been easy, my classmates and I used that a lot during graduation.
There is a Paris, Texas
I think there's a Lima and three Amsterdams and six Moscows in the USA too.
IN MAssachusets, we have Holland, Wales, and Peru
That could be quite confusing for someone trying to locate those countries on a map wink
Last summer I did drive from Boston to Florida and back in one day. That being Florida, Massachusetts.
As a non-American, I do find that confusing
Now this bit was confusing.

Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?

Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!

Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?

Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.

Hawkins: A flagon...?

Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.

Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.

Griselda: Right.

Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?

Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

Griselda: Just remember that.
You know what’s confusing? saying “right” instead of “correct” when giving directions
And old joke:

An elderly woman at the train station asked where the train to New York was. The porter replied "Go left and you'll be right."
The elderly lady said "Don't be impertinent!"
The Porter said "OK Go right and you'll be left!"
that made me chuckle
There are some jellied candies called "Chuckles"
Chuckie Finster is one of the main characters on Rugrats
Tomy Pickles is the main character. He eventually got a brother named Dill. Dill Pickles. How horrible are the parents for naming their kid that.
Tomy with one "m" or two?
I could edit my post so your post seems nonsensical.
Everyone would know what you did
It turns out that everyone is really just one person from Cargg* and they can be bribed.

*or is it Carggg? Oh well, we can edit this one too. smile
But we have to specify, it’s the Cargg from the Threeboot
The version of the Legion where they are all cats is the PussInBoot
Then there's the version where they are all talking boots...
I liked the movie Das Boot. Which was not about boots though.
I like the winter boots that I bought last year
I hate the cold of winter.
I prefer it to the suffocating humidity of summer, though. Despite growing up in the tropics.
I've always wanted a magic window that in the winter opened onto summer and in the summer opened onto winter. That way it would warm my apartment in the winter and cool it in the summer.
A magic window would certainly be more efficient than having both an air-conditioner and a heater.
It's not a window, but by keeping a wardrobe door open I get the seasons in Narnia as air conditioning.
Posted By: Pov Re: Kill This Thread XVIII - The Debutante Death - 07/21/18 06:06 PM
If a magic Wardrobe can take one to Narnia, then a magic window can double as central air, at least.
Posted By: Pov Re: Kill This Thread XVIII - The Debutante Death - 07/21/18 06:11 PM
Originally Posted by thoth lad
It's not a window, but by keeping a wardrobe door open I get the seasons in Narnia as air conditioning.


Were you looking through my window??? lol
Thoth, you peeper you
Two things to keep in mind when shopping for your magical portal/ air conditioner.

1. If you are going to go through it, make sure you install it on the ground floor. The injuries suffered by first lot of kids travelling to Narnia, meant they were killed by woodland animals.
2. Find out where it's a portal to. Common mistakes are buying from Aquaman or Adam Strange, resulting in widespread property damage.
Also make sure it’s not one of the doors to the Monsters Inc. universe. Unless you really like personal stand-up comedy shows
Quis is having some issues logging in, and I saw where he wanted to keep things going here, so...


post.
Wow, I just looked up and I wasn't the only one to see it. Quis has some good friends.
I just looked up to and saw that scurrilous allegation from Ibby! :shock:
Ah, you know good friends tell their friends exactly what they need to fix
I was so shocked, I had to go back up the page to find out what I was being shocked about. Shocking.
You have to be careful when shaking hands with an electricity-powered person
And Mano. Don't forget Mano.
It was cool encountering "mano" when I was doing a Spanish vocabulary lesson on the human body.
I wish that I could be like the cool kids
'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in
I wish that I could be like the cool kids
Like the cool kids

Mano went bad because he was not consided one of the cool kids.
In the reboot, he went bad because McCauley sold arms that warring factions on Angtu used to destroy all life
We're through being cool - Devo
“Cool” was what Reboot Lydda said to Reboot Brek when they first met
Are We Not Men? We Are Devo!

Whip it good!
Miracle whip.
Mr Whippy: Ice cream for kids, but for adults...
Whips and chains excite thoth.
Frankly, the only reason I'm even in the reread thread is due to the Grimbor issues.
Yes, that also explains your burning hatred for Charma.
Karma Chameleon was on the radio a lot when I were a lad. But I'd call it mild irritation rather than burning hatred.
Karma Chameleon stole Grimbor away from you too?
To be fair, I preferred the Karma Chameleon 3 issue mini series to the one where Cham is the son of Brande.
That was fun, Chameleon playing tricks on his teammates to convince them that karma existed and was punishing them for their sins.
Your karma ran over my dogma.
Perdita from 101 Dalmatians is a dogma
Just what does Cat Man do in Kathmandu?
I would really like to go to Kathmandu.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
I would really like to go to Kathmandu.


So would this guy. At least I think that's what he's singing, I can barely make out any coherent words through that stupid growling voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPp1hbSYvEs
I‘m afraid to click on the link. I hate when I can’t understand a singer’s enunciation
Popeye the Sailor had an unusual pronunkeyashun..

In the old Fleischer cartoons, the stuff he mumbled was really funny. In Popeye meets Ali Baba, Bluto says "Are you trying to make a fool out of me?" And Popeye replies "Nah! Nature beat me to it."
i remembered Wimpy, and now I am craving for burgers.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Another phrase of Wimpy's from the comic strip was "Come over to my house for a duck dinner. You bring the duck."
Now I'm craving for duck l'orange
In Italian comic books, Donald Duck has a costumed-crimefighter alter ego.
Darkwing Duck once crossed over with the Ducktaled crew
Darkwing Duck would most likely eat Earthworm Jim.
I wonder if Earthworm Jim would make for a filling meal.
I, for one, would not eat an earthworm. I am a picky eater.
I have eaten worms before. Fried silkworms are awful. There is a worm in the Philippines that can be eaten fried or raw. Fried tastes better.
I will take your word for that.
I have pictures, if you want proof wink
If I had the negatives, I could blackmail you.
I don't think eating worms is a blackmailable action.
I saw how you did it. You don't want anyone else to see.
Sharing is caring, though.
In an old Judge Dredd comic, there was a chronic food shortage in the city. Scientists came up with the solution of eating bugs. The thought repulsed vocal minority groups, and they gained a following. In the end the Justice Department found another solution in generic, but highly nutritious food created from scratch in their labs. The vocal groups were appeased, particularly after being made to feel involved in the replacement process. Except, that the lab grown food was a myth. The replacement food was just the rebranded bugs.
Bugs are supposed to be rather high in protein.
They say eating bugs could solve the world food crisis.
And be better for the environment
And help prevent the world from being taken over by bugs after The War.
We need a plan for the cockroaches though
How is taking them to Disney World sound for a plan?
Is the plan to make them so happy they won't want to leave?
All my bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin'
It's early morn
The taxi's waitin'
He's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome
I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
This song makes me sad
Another sad song.

Talkin' to myself and feelin' old
Sometimes I'd like to quit
Nothin' ever seems to fit
Hangin' around
Nothin' to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
What I've got they used to call the blues
Nothin' is really wrong
Feelin' like I don't belong
Walkin' around
Some kind of lonely clown
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
Funny, but it seems I always wind up here with you
Nice to know somebody loves me
Funny, but it seems that it's the only thing to do
Run and find the one who loves me (the one who loves me)
What I feel has come and gone before
No need to talk it out (talk it out)
We know what it's all about
Hangin' around (hangin' around)
Nothin' to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
Funny, but it seems that it's the only thing to do (only thing to do)
Run and find the one who loves me
What I feel has come and gone before
No need to talk it out
We know what it's all about
Hangin' around (hangin' around)
Nothin' to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
Hangin' around (hangin' around)
Nothin' to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays always get
Me down
I'm sad again.
Maybe this song will cheer you up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way
Huh, because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Here come bad news, talking this and that
(Yeah) Well, give me all you got, and don't hold it back
(Yeah) Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine
(Yeah) No offense to you, don't waste your time
Here's why
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Hey, come on, uh
Bring me down, can't nuthin' (happy)
Bring me down
My level is too high to bring me down (happy)
Can't nuthin', bring me down (happy)
I said, let me tell you now, unh (happy)
Bring me down, can't nuthin', bring me down (happy, happy, happy)
My level is too high to bring me down (happy, happy, happy)
Can't nuthin' bring me down (happy, happy, happy)
I said
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Come on, unh bring me down can't nuthin' (happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down my level is too high (happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down can't nuthin' (happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down, I said
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you, eh eh eh
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you, eh hey
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do, heh come on
One of my dogs wags her tail in time to this song!
We had a dog names Pooch. Pooch liked to lie on the kitchen floor in a patch of sunlight. When the patch would move, she would try to drag it back to where she had been lying. She was a good watch dog. People could walk by the house and she wouldn't bark unless they stepped into the yard. Then as soon as one of us would be get there, she would stop barking.
As I type, I can see the battle of cat wills on the back wall. Leia cat has chosen there to snooze. Visitor cat goes back home that way, but is now blocked. There's only room for one cat. Visitor cat has tried to get as close to Leia cat without setting off hissing frenzy. But he's not going to get past. And now he's asleep too. In the end, Leia cat will get up and walk back , driving visitor cat around the wall, back to my house. Leia cat will be hissing and growling all the way behind a startled visitor cat. Only then will visitor cat get home, possibly after having a little supper first.

You'd think after the first couple of times, one of them would try something different. But visitor cat likes the company and Leia cat likes the growling.
Win-win!
And I get to be entertained. win-win-win!
Everyone wins, yay!
'Cause everybody hurts
Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts
Don't throw your hand
Oh, no
Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone
No, no, no, you're not alone
If you're on your own
In this life
The days and nights are long
When you think you've had too much
Of this life
To hang on
Well, everybody hurts sometimes
Everybody cries
And everybody hurts sometimes
And everybody hurts sometimes
So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Except Tim Kelly from the Kelly's Eye comic. He doesn't hurt because he's invulnerable.
Or Superman. Or Supergirl. Krypto. Zod. M'Onel. Andromeda. The entire Marvel family...
"Superman. Or Supergirl. Krypto. Zod" Kryptonite

"M'Onel. Andromeda" Lead

"The entire Marvel family..." You got me here except for Uncle Marvel. He suffers from Shazambago
And I guess Tawky Tawny doesn't count.
He seems pretty smart. I imagine he can count.
No, he needs a calculator
Tawky Tawny has joined the Secret Society of Super Villains?!
Yes, he works with Clock King, Calculator and Calendar Man a lot. They call themselves 3CTT
They might get their own book, but I don't think I'll have time to read it.
With the amount of decompression going on though, it will be a fast read. It takes pages to complete an action.

The first issue is just Clock King putting on his costume
This post is
being written
over the space
of six posts
If this thread were killed by one of these posts, which version of Quislet would win?
so that they can all be
collected into a trade paperback.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
If this thread were killed by one of these posts, which version of Quislet would win?



The last one.
Is that the version we want to win?
It is the version we deserve.

PS: Asking a question is not the way to kill a thread.
Who says I want to kill the thread?
Well that is the purpose of the thread.
Perhaps I just like posting in general.
And yet there are hundreds of threads that you don't post on.
You certainly set a high threshold for proof of enjoyment of posting.
I can't help but feel sorry for all those poor threads that do not have an Invisible Brainiac post in them.
Those poor threads can come to my big thread party.
Should I buy new threads to wear to the part, or will there be plenty of threads there?

(not asking questions isn't a way to kill the thread. Fah! smile)
The threads you buy depends on the part. I mean if your part is that of the lone cowboy who is cleaning up that one horse town, a tutu would not be good threads to wear.
I read “tutu” as “tofu” at first
wearing tofu is not a good idea either.
Especially in the sweltering summer heat.
The summer heat came to an end here yesterday with downpours. Having seen Leia cat go into bushes rather than come in I went to get a brolly and shoes and went out to coax her in. 10 minutes later I gave up and came in. Only to find her snoozing on a chair having scooted in while I found the brolly. Rascal.
She is a worthy opponent.
It's a bit one sided really, and not in my favour.
Leia cat is a genius.

And then you have my five family dogs, who couldn't detect that there was a stray cat lying on top of our washing machine.
Perhaps they're heightened senses could detect minute traces of detergents used around the washing machine, putting them off detecting the cutie cat? smile
I don't want to be that guy, but... "their senses"? lol

and yeah, I think the dogs just haven't figured out how to deal with height and altitude. once the cat was on the floor, they spotted it right away. they just can't imagine cats levitating, so they didn't think to look up wink
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
I don't want to be that guy, but... "their senses"? lol


But you are That Guy. Coming soon from Desperate Comics, That Guy Monthly. Cancelled after issue one as heroes, villains and supporting cast descend on his house with pitch forks and flaming torches, because no one likes a pedant. Said one source: Our spulling iz fine. Ask our leeder Cobie! smile

In my favour, that sentence was originally something different. An actual error based on stupidity will be with you in a few posts. smile

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
and yeah, I think the dogs just haven't figured out how to deal with height and altitude. once the cat was on the floor, they spotted it right away. they just can't imagine cats levitating, so they didn't think to look up wink


Dogs Iz Smrt
Durrr, dogs is smart!

*this is IB selling out, in an attempt to not be smart-shamed and chased by a mob with flaming pitchforks
No, no. It's flaming torches and normal pitchforks. It's no good trying to light your pitchfork. The metal bit isn't flammable, and you'll get burned if you light the handle you're holding. Threatening evil scientists/ thoths isn't nearly as effective if you're presenting them with some broken, smouldering farm implements.


Well, you seem like you have a lot of experience with that.

But I predict you will be quite surprised when the mob shows up at your place with flaming pitchforks...

Yes, it is indeed possible!

I've been making quite a profit supplying angry mobs with their instruments of torture.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Well, you seem like you have a lot of experience with that.


One thing that makes sure you get to see more of the world, is being driven out of various bits of it.

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
But I predict you will be quite surprised when the mob shows up at your place with flaming pitchforks...


Surprised in a funny way.

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Yes, it is indeed possible!


Oh, it's possible. Just not very useful.

Farmer 1: We'll rid our selves of the evil one now!
Farmer 2; Yes! Just as soon as we get these burns seen to, we'll drive him out!
Farmer 1: You've only got until our recovery period is over evil one! Aaaargh!
Farmer 2: I think that showed him...

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
I've been making quite a profit supplying angry mobs with their instruments of torture.


I wondered why all their equipment had the same logo in it.
It is a nice logo, but I think I should make it more low-key. And untraceable.
Autographing them all, as a stamp of quailty, might have to be revisited too.
And here I thought I was being smart by signing them as “thoth lad”
You have to be wicked smaht to get into Hahvahd!
I wants me a Hahvahd man!
Fight fiercely, Harvard
fight, fight, fight!
Demonstrate to them our skill
Albeit they possess the might
Nonetheless we have the will

How we shall celebrate our victory
We shall invite the whole team up for tea
(How jolly!)
Hurl that spheroid down the field, and
Fight, fight, fight!

Fight fiercely, Harvard
fight, fight, fight!
Impress them with our prowess, do!
Oh, fellows, do not let the crimson down
Be of stout heart and true
Come on, chaps, fight for Harvard's glorious name
Won't it be peachy if we win the game?


(Oh, goody!)
Let's try not to injure them, but
Fight, fight, fight!
(Let's not be rough though)
And do fight fiercely!
Fight, fight, fight!
And that's just the lawn bowls team song.
That song was written by Tom Lehrer. He also wrote thi little ditty about the Boston Subwy

H is for my alma mater, Harvard
C is Central, next stop on the line
K is for the cozy Kendall station
C is Charles that overlooks the brine
P is Park Str- Pahk Street, busy Boston center
W is Washington, you see

Put them all together, they spell:
"HCKC-PW!"
Which is just about what Boston means to me!


Although now, the Washington Station is called Downtown Crossing.
Ah, HCKC-PW. So much meaning in that.
The Red line of the MBTA used to end at Harvard station. In the 1980s, the line was extended to Alewife (3 new stations stops were added) and a new Harvard station was built. When travelling from Harvard into Boston, you can see the old Harvard station through the window of the train.
I'm trying to remember which line we took in Boston. I think it was Green or Blue, but not Red.
I picked you guys up on the Blue line and then we transferred to the Green line. The blue line is blue because it goes underwater. The Green line is green because of all the parks it passes. The Red line is red for Harvard (aka crimson) The orange line is orange because I do not know.
Ah yes, I remember you telling us about the name origins of each of the lines!
White Lines is a song warning against drug addiction,the crooks behind supplying drugs and how the system treats them.
Blurred Lines is a song sung in such a pretentious falsetto and with such a nauseating music video that I try to pretend it does not exist
You aren't that good at pretending it doesn't exist if you mention it in a post.
I blame thoth for reminding me of its existence
I always blame a dead person. They cannot issue a denial. I point out that they set wheels in motion from their death bed.
That is true.

unless maybe they are a Black lantern
Quis is in trouble if all the zombies just congregate on him for all the things he blamed on them!
Zombies do not scare me. Tomatoes scare me.
What about tomato zombies?
Tomato ketchup, too
The return of the return of the Killer Tomatoes!
Rotten killer tomatoes. very squishy
Be sure to run away from them quickly. They're known to ketchup fast.
Well you know what they if you can't cut the mustard...
At least you know where they are, thanks to tbe vining noise they make.
Thankfully, they’re very squishy and easy to defeat. with your feet.
A podiatrist is a doctor specializing in treating feet, ankles, and legs.
A pod is a group of whales
But whales don't even have feet... hmmm
they once did
They used to have a whale of a time shopping for shoes. Shame.
But they would whale on people who made bad puns about them
There are no bad puns. Just pun-ishment!
Pun-ishment for pun-king
Punitive action is required!
Says the worst punster here wink
Whaddayamean "worst"? >sniff< Hurt as if I'd received a pun-ch.
oh thothy, you know I mean “worst” as in “incorrigible”.

A word I learned from one of the Levitz issues. Someone called Brainy that.
I am an invertebrate punster. I am spinelessly unable to resist a pun. So slug me!
Don’t try to worm your way out of this one.
Good to see that Quis is happy to snail his colours to the the mast when it comes to puns.
Quis is really coming out of his shell
Round and round it goes. Which shell is the pea under?

You sir! You look like an intelligent man. Is my hand quicker than your eye? See the pea. I place it under this walnut shell. Switch them around a bit. And where is the pea sir?

Oh you are good. Shall we try it again? *move shells* Shall we make it a little interesting with a wager sir?
She sells snail shells on the sea shore, because the other girl has completely cornered the sea shore sea shell selling market.
According to The Guinness Book of World Records, the toughest tongue twister is 'The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick'.
My tongue feels twisted already
We could play Twister instead.
Time to limber up!
This is certainly one tactic to kill off the thread.
If you post on this thread, you have to play Twister for 100 rounds!
Consecutively or over a lifetime?
for you, thothy, it’s consecutive and immediate!
Jimmy (Elasti-Lad) Olsen is the Legion Twister champion
But Chameleon and Proty gave him a run for his money

though they did get disqualified for being two sentients that pretended to be one
Did they appeal that decision? Because that could have led to a long legal entanglement.
Appealing wouldn’t have done anything. It would just have duplicated the decision
I find Invisible Kid very appealing.
I would love to have Lyle and Condo invite me over to spice up their relationship
That reminds me that I really must clear out my spice rack.
You really should, thoth. The Spice Girls are getting uncomfortable, being stretched out like that...
>sigh< the real world has so many horrific kidnap stories that I can't really summon the enthusiasm to make a funny there. Here's what you could have had,,,

a) As soon as they tell me where Turmeric Spice is, they shall be released and I can get on with my cooking.
b) They're only imprisoned on behalf of all UK music listeners. They have a cell next to Take That.
c) Don't think of them as prisoners. Think of them as preserved National Treasures. That's what I tell Piers Morgan as I slide the food tray under his door.
d) Of course I'm not holding them prisoner! The slave orphans are taking up all of the room.

… and so on... but each one has a real world parallel so >sigh< Besides I'm sure that the Spice Girls and Take That are lovely. Piers Morgan, by all accounts, really is an utter mammary.
Dear, dear. And all along I thought you were just running a medieval-themed AirBNB.
A few of my friends go in for a bit of Live Action Roleplaying where they take on characters in a fantasy setting (no, not *that* sort of fantasy. You guys.) All very realistic except for the terror, smell, life expectancy of under 30 and plague.
This thread has beaten the odds, including plagues, accusations of witchcraft, turf wars and forest fires, to reach 2000 posts. Another thread that has not been killed.
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