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Kill This Thread XXII !!!

The following rules were established by Kent at the start of the first 24-hour version, adapted from the original rules by EDE:

The rules:

1. The Basic Idea: Post to this thread, if no one posts after you for 24 hours, you win!

2. Posts that are not direct responses to one of the five preceding posts are ineligible to win. The topic can drift, but no complete non-sequitors. Posts that are responses to non-sequitors are also ineligible to win. Posts that are responses to responses to non-sequitors, and response nses to those posts, etc., become eligible, however.

3. In the event that this thread is locked, there shall be no winner unless a new thread is started for the contest. Furthermore, any post that results in the banning of the poster shall also be ineligible to win.

4. So, more precisely, one wins if one makes a post, and then no one makes another post that's eligible to win for 24 hours.



Here's a history of our various felons, along with a few missed opportunities.....

I - walkwithcrowds (7-day version)
II - none
III - none
IV - Quislet, Esq
V - Rockhopper Lad (the first 24-hour version)
VI - Rockhopper Lad
VII - cleome
VIII - Rockhopper Lad
IX - Rockhopper Lad
X - none
XI - none
XII - none
XIII - Invisible Brainiac
XIV - Invisible Brainiac
XV - Invisible Brainiac
XVI - Invisible Brainiac
XVII - Invisible Brainiac
XVIII - cleome
XIX - cleome
XX - cleome
XXI - Jfposey
XXII - Invisible Brainiac
XXIII - jfposey
XIV - Invisible Brainiac
XV - PALADIN (eff YEAH!!!)
XVI- Quislet, Esq.
XVII - Invisible Brainiac
XVIII - none
XIX - none
XX - Quislet, Esq.
XXI - thoth lad
>sniff< my name there in HTML...

Ambling, if not running, total...
walkwithcrowds 1
none lad/lass 7
Quislet, Esq 3
Rockhopper Lad 4
cleome 4
Invisible Brainiac 8
Jfposey 2
Paladin 1
thoth lad 1
Posted By: Reboot Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 04/15/19 09:18 PM
Invisible Brainiac OP, plz nerf.
I'm pulling for none to win this one and catch up with Ibby!
None of it makes sense, so vote for None Lad/Lass!
Posted By: Reboot Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 04/16/19 04:56 AM
Let's just go for "None of the Above" to win tongue
Not to be confused with Sister Andromeda as Nun of the Above.
In a superhero role playing game, a friend came up with a villain, later turned hero Nun-Chuks, the Vatican assassin. She had throwing crosses and her nunchucks were rulers.
We had a church emissary with super velocity called Godspeed.
Godspell was a musical that had Jesus as a clown and in present day New York
Posted By: stile86 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 04/17/19 05:53 AM
Nun- with rulers makes me think of the one in the Blues Brothers. She was pretty skilled with that ruler (or was it a cane? oh well).
I remember Michael Caine doing a series of acting workshops.
Madness has a song “My Name is Michael Caine”
A local theatre group put on a musical called Our House, based around Madness songs.
It Must Be Love
If it is, be sure to visit the House of Fun for some protection.
Be careful you don't end up in the House of Wax though.
House of Wax starred Vincent Price
I remember it for Paris Hilton.
The Paris Hilton version was a remake.
Mystery of the Wax Museum is an early 1930s film with Fay Wray and intersting colouring. It's pre code so Wray is allowed a role that you'd not see until Alien. Well worth watching if you've not seen it.
Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Rains was the invisible man
Then something went wrong for Faye Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space
I've never seen all of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The more cult it became, the less interested I was.
I have not seen any of the Jurassic Park or Terminator movies.
I've never seen The Godfather (nor any of the sequels).
I've never seen the Godfather films either. Or The Goonies. Or ET.
Goodies are good enough.

Thoth won’t get this.
Wah! Excluded from the other kids chat! smile

The Goodies was a TV show in the UK that I'm sure has been mentioned here before. All three of them had long careers in radio comedy well before this. A lot of the best comedy that reached TV had similar origins.
There's a different kids' chat?!?!
It is in the extra super secret exclusive forum. Not to be confused with the exclusive secret super extra forum.
Noes! I paid good Venturan walking money to join the super exclusive extra secret forum!
Unfortunately, your Walking Money ran away!
Noes! Puts a new meaning to having a run on the currency.
Words can change their meaning over time. For example, the word “awful” originally meant something that was worthy of awe. And that is what I meant when I said “thoth lad is awful!”
Oh, REALLY?
To think I was planning a different posting style. But if the ones I do now have that label, I guess I should just selflessly continue as I am. smile
I yam what I yam - Popeye the Sailor
I had to nip back out to the shops earlier on for some olive oil. Picked up an extra Easter Egg to give tomorrow. Quite a few folks around that aisle, but I didn't notice any discounts.
It's always the olive oil, never the castor.
I can't believe your castoring my issues back at me again! smile
Wow. As bad puns go, you have outdone yourself with that one. and I have seen a lot of bad ones!
Castor Oyl was Olive’s brother and the original star of the strip.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Wow. As bad puns go, you have outdone yourself with that one. and I have seen a lot of bad ones!


I'm just giving more of what Quis must have meant when he said "awful" smile
Don’t listen to what I say. I don’t.
One of my neighbours has a voice that projects a bit. I was reading in my garden when he came out into his with another member of the family for a "private chat". They knew I was there, but went on regardless. Despite managing to block out some of it, I couldn't not hear part of his conversation. At least I didn't hear any of the other side of the conversation. So the details remain none of my business as it should have been for all of it.
Perhaps your neighbor is a bit of an exhibitionist with regards to his private life.
You may be right. That was where the conversation was taking place in his mind, never mind who was nearby. I can only guess that the subject of the conversation is elsewhere. The subject is there at the moment. I guess he wasn't around a couple of hours ago, when I got a repeat performance. As I was in another part of my garden, I was sure to make enough noise so they would know I was there. Made no difference. And now I have more details that are none of my business.

Today's Legion World is brought to you by the word, "tact"
There's no business like show business
Like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing
Everything that traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
When you are stealing that extra bow

There's no people like show people
They smile when they are low
Yesterday they told you, you would not go far
That night you open and there you are
Next day on your dressing room they've hung a star
Let's go on with the show!

The costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props
The audience that lifts you when you're down
The headaches, the heartaches, the backaches, the flops
The sheriff who'll escort you out of town
The opening when your heart beats like a drum
The closing when the customers don't come

There's no business like show business
Like no business I know
You get word before the show has started
That your favorite uncle died at dawn
And top of that, your pa and ma have parted
You're broken-hearted, but you go on

There's no people like show people
They smile when they are low
Even with a turkey that you know has fold
You may be stranded out in the cold
But still you wouldn't change it for a sack of gold
Let's go on with the show, let's go on with the show
I wonder if the favourite uncle was involved in a duel at dawn.
I wonder if pa killed him, thus leading to his and ma's parting.
"Everybody's in showbiz"

- Ray Davies
My first (and only) concert was the Kinks.
Did it last all day and all of the night?
It seemed like it.
I was Sitting in the Midday Sun watching David Watts and Mister Pleasant fly their Supersonic Rocketship into a Waterloo Sunset.
Some of the best Kinks covers are the most unlikely: Def Leppard doing "Waterloo Sunset," with amazing sensitivity and restraint, for instance. Or Van Halen coming up aces on both "You Really Got Me" and "Where Have All the Good Times Gone?"
I really dug Ray Davies's recent "Americana" albums, especially the first volume.
"Americanos" was a single on Holly Johnson's debut album after he split from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
I've never been to Hollywood.
There's a Holywood next to Belfast where they have a jazz festival.
I've never been to Belfast.
The village of Belhaven has a brewery that supplies a lot of pubs across the west of Scotland.
Haarlem in the Netherlands has a bar housed inside an old church
Lots of old churches have been repurposed, a lot as bars or nightclubs.
It's no different here. I've gone to some ale tastings in some lovely old buildings as a result.
Apparently there is also an od church that has been repurposed into a sex club here in Amsterdam.
There's probably not many types of building that haven't been converted into sex clubs at some point in Amsterdam. smile
Morey Amsterdam played Buddy Sorrel on the Dick Van Dyke show. Buddy’s wife Pickles appeared in 3 episodes.
Pickles the dog found the Jules Rimet trophy just before the 1966 World Cup.
I like pickles. Pickled cucumber anyway. Some cultures pickle too many things.
Hold the pickles. Hold the lettuce. Special orders don’t upset us.

Old Burger King jingle.
A burger chain in a comic called the New Statesmen was called Cronenburgers after the horror film director. While there was lots of ketchup, It was also part of the setup to a very bloody encounter in one of their outlets.
I would rather there was a lot of mayonnaise.
In Australia Burger King is called Hungry Jack
Wimpy reached my childhood home decades before any of the other fast food outlets. For some reason, their brand appeal could never match the behemoths of Burger King and McDonalds. Stand ins for said behemoths were finally allowed into reprints of a Judge Dredd comic. There had been fears of legal action. I remember them having to slightly alter a Scooby Doo stand in for similar reasons.
I was very glad when the Judge Dredd story Thoth mentions, with American advertising icons as the villains, finally got clearance to be reprinted several years ago. It's not only more hilarious and more relevant than ever, it's also beautifully drawn by Brian Bolland.
Wimpy was a character in the Popeye comic strip and cartoons. He is remembered for saying “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.” In the comic strip he also said “Come over Sunday for a duck dinner. You bring the duck.”
I just want an honest weeks pay for an honest days work. - Steve Martin.
Those with rare enough skills could get that kind of pay deal.
Or if you were lucky enough to be a comic book artist in the early 90s, you could get a pay deal where you scratched out a few lines on paper every month, and spend the rest of your time playing video games, driving expensive cars, and eating fast food.
Big pockets! Unrealistic poses!!!
Doctor Who once made the joke that the Doctor’s pockets were bigger on the inside.
A black hole of money.
Tesseract Trousers were all the rage before men putting their hands in their pockets pulled them out as tentacles and claws due to a malfunction. For a while though, they really put the Pocket into Pocket Universe.
There was also the problem of where their real hands ended up.

Thing from the Addams Family was one example.
Arm Fall Off Boy is really Hand Fall Off Boy. The wrist to shoulder part is prosthetic and it's the Tesseract hands that are doing all the work there.

The hands that appear in all those DC flashbacks to the start of the universe? Tesseract hands.

Hand doubles for Green Lantern covers where it's just hands with power rings? Look no further.
Ted Cassidy who played Lurch in the Addams Family also was Thing. Although there was a stunt hand when Lurch and Thing had a scene together.
Orah Cormack's hands were insured for $100k in the 1930s. She was the hand double for a number of RKO stars.
What’s your job?

I am a hand double.
That would explain the prolific posting. smile
You should have seen me in my heyday!
Scarecrows have a lot of hay days.
Pay Day is a move by the Pokémon Meowth. It does damage and gives the player some money.
A cat's favourite instrument is either a Meowth Organ or a Mouse Organ.
They sure aren't fans of anything with catgut strings.
Musicians have shorter life spans. Some say it's the cold, damp halls in which they play. Others suggest that it's that they starve for their art. But it's mainly livestock revenge attacks. Oddly, not by cats since catgut is really cattle and horses and such.
Mostly sheep, I believe.
From Harold. He's that sheep over there under the elm. He's that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep. He's the ring leader. He has realized that a sheep's life consists of standin' around for a few months and then bein' eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep. He's patently hit on the idea of escape.
There's really little difference between a flock of swans majestically sailing overhead and a flock of similarly white, yet more woolly, airborne sheep.
Of course, you can recognize a flock of seagulls by their distinctive hairstyles.
I feed a gull leftovers in the garden. I did make sure I'd not be getting any new wave misic first though.
Gulls can be quite aggressive in asking for food.
One day, after a storm, I was walking across a plaza with a cinnamon roll in my hand near my head. Suddenly a gull dive bombed me, snatching the roll out off my hand. It did not hit me at all but I was startled.
Yikes! And I thought they only attacked gull-ible people!
That sounds right. It must be why it attacked me.
Is it good for a lawyer to be gullible?
"Gullible's Travels" is a surprisingly common pun. Wikipeida lists a number of books, songs, and albums that use this title. None of which were the album I was looking for when I googled it.
A timely pun is punctual
A delayed pun may be postpuned.
If it is delayed too much, it will be punted out of the window.
Poor thing...abandoned...alone...in punuary...
Some puns are just meant to be dumped.
We've had a recent addition to our recycling bins. I wonder how much of an environmental impact producing all those heavy duty plastic bins had.
Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.

Benjamin: Yes, sir.

Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?

Benjamin: Yes, I am.

Mr. McGuire: Plastics.

Benjamin: Exactly how do you mean?

Mr. McGuire: There's a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?
There's aren't enough Formica conversations.
Please don't change the M into an N.
Fornica is not a word.
No doubt that's why Ibby was so insistent that you not accidentally type it instead of Formica!
Californication was getting played at around the same time as I went through a shopping mall on the way home a couple of weeks ago. Not a favourite, so extra annoying points for that.
As a pre-schooler in the 1970s, I thought Formica was kind of neat. It was so...smooth and solid-looking, so perfectly geometric, I don't know!

Far as I'm concerned, I concur with Thoth -- we can't have enough discussions about Formica.
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Californication was getting played at around the same time as I went through a shopping mall on the way home a couple of weeks ago. Not a favourite, so extra annoying points for that.


It's those psychic spies from China trying to steal your mind's elation!
Steal my mind?! They'll have to find it first?! Ha ha ...oh...wait....
That reminds me of why my attempts to take over the government by mind control always fail...
Offer them some money to do your bidding. That seems to work on politicians.
Who needs mind control when you can just wave cash around? Don't tell Universo...
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge
I've got lots of lovely lira
Now the deutschmark's getting dearer,
And my dollar bill could buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
There is...
...nothing quite as wonderful as money!
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash!
Some people say it's folly, but I'd rather have the lolly,
With money you can make a splash!
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money!
There is nothing like a newly minted pound!
Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker
It's accountancy that makes the world go round!
You can keep your Marxist ways, for it's only just a phase...
Money, money, money makes the world go round!
Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! Money!
Money makes the world go round, which is why we should trust in economics and less in pseudo sciences such as physics. smile
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas


Oo-er! I say!

eek

Front or back?

wink
My car is getting bigger
Big time
My house is getting bigger
Big time
My eyes are getting bigger
Big time
And my mouth
Big time
My belly is getting bigger
Big time
And my bank account
Big time
Look at my circumstance
Big time
And the bulge in my big big big big big big big
That was very weird. I was just humming along to that tune as I went back to the computer and opened this page.
So my hidden cameras and microphones told me.
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
So my hidden cameras and microphones told me.


I knew it. Quis is secretly Bob Crane, who faked his death when the heat got to be too much.
I know nothing!
Jon Snow!
Col. Klink vs the Night King
He does klink a lot.
Col. Klink's cameo in the 60s Batman series maybe the most surreal thing ever on that show. And that's saying a lot!
Werner Klemperer also voiced Col. Klink’s Ghost on an episode of the Simpsons.
Colossus from the X-Men often invoked "LENIN'S GHOST" whenever he was surprised.
Wonder Woman invoked "Merciful Minerva" a lot.

In the Reboot, Shvaughn Erin would go "Saints preserve us!"
"Saints preserve us!" is a stereotypical "Irish Cop" expression.

It is, e.g., the favorite phrase of Mike Clancy, assistant/partner to Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons, the longest lasting detective of the Golden Age of radio drama.
Bud Collyer, who played Superman in the Golden Age radio show, also did Superman's voice for the 1960s animated series.
There's a radio show here looking back over radio detectives of bygone eras. Lat week they did Father Brown, and we've had The Saint, Sexton Blake, The Shadow, Paul Temple, Sherlock Holmes, Sam Spade, Phillip Marlowe, Miss Marple and Hercule Poirot. I listened to a lot of Maigret radio dramas not long ago too. All of them are really good way of taking your mind off things.
Yellowface was when they had white actors playing Asian roles. The most famous example is the Charlie Chan detective movies.
Charlie Chan was created as an explicit counter to "Yellow Peril" stereotypes of Asian characters in Western fiction, but ironically ended up embodying a whole other set of stereotypical traits.
Yellow Cab, a fast food pizza chain in the Philippines (that takes its inspiration from New York's yellow cabs...!), has a menu item called Charlie Chan Chicken Pasta, with a sweet peanut-based sauce.
Another name for peanuts is ground peas.
"Goober" is also another name for a peanut.
I never tasted "Goober-Grape" (peanut butter and jelly in the same jar) when I was a kid in the 80s.

I have heard it was absolutely disgusting, though, so I'm glad I never did.
I really hope that somebody has made a parody of angsty 90s Gen X movies called "Who's Eating Goober-Grape?"
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
I really hope that somebody has made a parody of angsty 90s Gen X movies called "Who's Eating Goober-Grape?"


LMFAO lol Or maybe "Welcome Home, Roxy Road Caramel"
Maybe Weird Al will start making movies.
Ah, Weird Al.

Luv 'im, luv 'im…

love

He's largely to blame thank for my toilet-humor song parodies.

What an inspiration!
His songs can be quite witty.
Yes. And some of his original, non-parody songs show a far darker side to his sense of humor: "Christmas at Ground Zero," f'r instance...
I know very little about him, but I did hear read that he would reach out to the artists he was about to parody and ask them for their OK. But when one refused, he went ahead and did it anyway. So, why bother asking in the first place?
Originally Posted by thoth lad
I know very little about him, but I did hear read that he would reach out to the artists he was about to parody and ask them for their OK. But when one refused, he went ahead and did it anyway. So, why bother asking in the first place?


Good manners?
But is it, if you don't really care what the other person's view will be? "A gentlebeing knows that manners are far more than simply the appearance of courtesy." - Butler Boy :smile
I knew it. Thoth is secretly Jeeves the butler, brought out of the fictional universe into ours by Wally Sage.
I'm fairly certain that Weird Al almost always respects the artist's wishes if they don't want to be parodied. That's why there are, e.g., no Weird Al parodies of Prince.

There have been occasional controversies, such as with Lady Gaga, who apparently gave her permission and then withdrew it or something, but that's definitely the exception rather than the rule.
My Misery in Space title does have a parallel in Wally's My Greenest Adventure. smile
Originally Posted by thoth lad
My Misery in Space title does have a parallel in Wally's My Greenest Adventure. smile


Kewl. smile Just don't start wearing a man-in-the-moon mask and pretending to be the arch-villain to end them all. wink lol
Oops. Now you tell me smile
Hindsight is twenty-twenty
Twenty-Twenty vision is average vision. Hindsight may be that, but with added distortion/ embellishments to fit the internal vision of the viewer. Having Umpteen-Squillion hindsight means your visions are entirely fictional and loaded with unlikely happenings. smile
Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
Hindsight is twenty-twenty


I suspect that phrase will be very much in vogue next year.
Volume - Get stuck in!

Hey mister man with a guitar in your hand
You're a rubber legged looney in a scruff-bag band
Hey there my man get that piggy off your back
Well a decent sort of chap wouldn't talk a load of c-rap
You with the mouth, your headin' on collision
GOT TO TRY TO USE YOUR TWENTY-TWENTY VISION
Hey mister clean your shirt is white as snow
Do you want to wreck a record on your DJ show

Well the wind don't blow, mama don't know
Say you got a lot to say
I know that you big boyz make a big noize
Nobody get in the way

A wee drop of rocket fuel gets you in the guts
It's better that the nutter who nuts you in the nuts
One piece of drastic plastic is a hit
Then a master ghetto blaster drops you in the head

Well the wind don't blow, mama don't know - Say you got a lot to say
I know that you big boyz make a big noize - Nobody get in the way

Hello sailor do you wanna buy it
It ain't my cup of tea don't knock before you try it

Dirty shirts can smell really mean
Gleamo washes not only white, not only bright, but clean
Mister man do you really wanna rock it
Funny money burns a hole in your pocket
Lady danger lookin' good as ever
Can't afford her on the never never

Well the wind don't blow, mama don't know
Say you got a lot to say
I know that you big boyz make a big noize
Nobody get in the way

Well the wind don't blow, mama don't know - Say you got a lot to say
I know that you big boyz make a big noize - Nobody get in the way

Here come the boyz who make a lot of row
Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama weer all crazee now

You can be as loud as the hell you want, when you're making love.

Some of my dates disagree though...
I was always on the wilder side
Chasing love away
Love was something for romantic fools
Just a game how to play
How can I deny my heart
When my love is blind
I got no choice
I've gone too far
I lose my mind
When we're makin' love
When we're makin' love
When I look into your magic eyes
The mirror of my love
I like to see you
Smiling back at me
It makes me feel so good
Need to keep you satisfied
The only way I know
And all the cares I cannot hide
Will never show
When we're makin' love
Woh makin' love
Don't believe that I'm a liar
But I can't get enough
Never knew I could be higher
Just by makin' love
How can I deny my heart
When my love is blind
I got no choice
I've gone too far
I lose my mind
When we're makin' love
When we're makin' love
Don't believe that I'm a liar
But I can't get enough
Never knew I could be higher
Just by makin' love
Oh oh oh yeah oh makin' love
Oh makin' love
Makin' love
Coming to you
Makin' love
With nothing to do
Makin' love
Makin' love
Makin' love
Makin' love

Some folks said that a post with Rainbow lyrics Can't Happen Here, but I knew it was Difficult to Cure.
It must be part of the rainbow connection.
The rainbow is God’s covenant to not kill everyone with a flood again. Then Noah got drunk and naked.
That's a good covenant to have. If God promised me that I might get drunk and naked too. Preferably with a cute man who is as drunk as I am.
Yahweh and I had a chat after it didn't leave enough milk in the fridge for coffee. Killing everyone in a flood shows a certain level of going in the huff. It might have use of the "it wasn't me and it's been apportioned to me from an earlier mythos" excuse for the flood though.
I've long had this vague idea for a story that would combine various flood myths from around the world. Like Noah and Deucalion would meet and stuff.
Battle of the boats!
I took my boat for a car
I took that car for a ride
I was trying to get somewhere
But now I'm following the traces of your fingernails
That run along the windshield on the boat of car
There's something solid forming in the air
And the wall of death is lowered in Times Square
No one seems to care
They carry on as if nothing was there
The wind is blowing harder now
Blowing dust into my eyes
The dust settles on my skin
Making a crust I cannot move in
And I'm hovering like a fly, waiting for the windshield on the freeway
Lambs probably wish they had longer tails so they could swat flies away like cows and horses do.
Poor little lamb chops.
Lamb Chops was Sherri Lewis’ main puppet.
British songbird Sandie Shaw hated one of her biggest hit songs: "Puppet On a String."
I was happy when I heard that Songbird had finally, officially joined the Avengers in the modern day comics canon.
I don’t think that there is any Marvel hero who hasn’t been an Avenger
Uh,,,

You mean besides many of the X-Men?
There was/is an Uncanny Avengers title where at least some of the X-Men became Avengers.
Unfortunately, that Uncanny Avengers title was underwhelmingly written by the undertalented Rick Remender.
I can't remember why, but that's a name I normally avoid. I'll not have read his Marvel work, so I may be being harsh there. I was underwhelmed by what I read of Black Science and a peek at something else. I did buy a couple of issues of End League though.
I'm lazy to try new comic books. It seems like such a time investment. But that's just me, and I'm aware I may be missing some great works.
Nothing new under the sun, my friend.

At least that's my opinion of the current state of comic books.
The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees
Yo ho it's hot, the sun is not a place where we could live
But here on earth there'd be no life without the light it gives
We need its light, we need its heat, we need its energy
Without the sun, without a doubt, there'd be no you and me
The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees
The sun is hot
It is so hot that everything on it is a gas
Iron, copper, aluminum and many others
The sun is large
If the sun were hollow, a million earths could fit inside
And yet the sun is still only a middle-sized star
The sun is far away
About 93, 000, 000 miles away, and that's why it looks so small
And even when it's out of sight, the sun shines night and day
The sun gives heat, the sun gives light, the sunlight that we see
The sunlight comes from our own sun's atomic energy
Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine
The heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions
Of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen and helium
The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees
I thought this was the Big Bang Theory opening/intro at first.
The Doctor: We need to use our intelligence.

Leela: Do you think that’s a good idea?
I know a few people who won't watch Doctor Who, with a woman as the Doctor. Generally, because they see it as pandering to be seen as super right on when it comes to equality. None of them would have minded another time lord, say Romana, getting her own show and running with that on its own merits.
I described Grant Morrison & Mark Waid's late-1990s concept of Hypertime to a friend.

He said, "They stole that from Doctor Who."
Back in the Tom Baker days, the writers had great fun mining classic sci-fi/horror films. The Brain of Morbius and that one with The Crawling Hand.
A Morbius strip.
>whistle< off with the cloak...

Morbius strip joint.
From the inane one word thread:

Marilyn Monroe Doctrine
poor Marilyn.
Marilyn Munster was the one member of the Munsters who looked like a "normal" human being.
It's not really Marilyn Munster's fault that she was born so plain and homely looking.
Oop! EDE and I, great minds thinking alike about Marilyn Munster. LOL
Pat Priest and Beverly Owens are the two actresses who played Marilyn in the TV show
I was actually reading about Beverly Owens reasons for quitting before I posted! Thus allowing Annkles to post eleven seconds before me.... wink
What a difference eleven seconds can make
Though, really, since the goal of this thread is to have the last post, someone's beating you to a post is actually a good thing...
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/16/19 06:39 PM
Beating and comedy are both easy.

Whisking, though, is hard. (Fashions in whisks keep changing and I never know which one to get.)
Whisking while on whisky is very hard.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/16/19 06:53 PM
Tell me about it. You can't make a good hard sauce without whisky. Or was that bourbon?
Better yet, both! *hi cleome*
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/16/19 07:12 PM
Buddy! hug

I love you all but life has been a royal pain lately. Otherwise I'd have been around more.
Awww big hug cleome! hope things get better
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
I was actually reading about Beverly Owens reasons for quitting before I posted! Thus allowing Annkles to post eleven seconds before me.... wink


So, what were her reasons for quitting?
She was apparently incredibly depressed at moving from New York to California to do the show, and begged to get out of her contract so she could return home and marry her boyfriend.
Thanks EDE. I hope that worked out for her and she didn't end up divorced and blacklisted by the networks.

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
What a difference eleven seconds can make


There was a Steve Yeowell drawn book called 67 Seconds. It's a Lois/Jimmy take minus any superhero genre trappings of a photographer forever following an intrepid journalist who is always beyond him. The 67 seconds covers the main action as the photographer makes another life risking move to keep up. It was written by James Robinson presumably closer to Golxen Age times than everything later on.

67 seconds is also the time it takes to read lots of Big 2 comics due to lack of plot.
Beverly Owen was also married to Jon Stone, the showrunner on "Sesame Street" during what's considered its classic 70s era. I have two sets of 70s "Best of Sesame Street" DVDs.
Elmo always annoyed me.
Elmo always had nice things to say about you though.
Originally Posted by Ann Hebistand
Beverly Owen was also married to Jon Stone, the showrunner on "Sesame Street" during what's considered its classic 70s era. I have two sets of 70s "Best of Sesame Street" DVDs.


That would be the boyfriend in question. They did eventually divorce. Though she later went back to school and pursued a Master's degree.
Good for her!

The closest thing to a Master's degree I have is an encyclopedic knowledge of all 80s adventure cartoons, such as "Masters of the Universe" -- the latter being one which I never even liked that much as a kid. shrug
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/17/19 03:34 PM
I was with mr_cleome visiting neighbors a few weeks ago. Everyone wanted to watch the new version of She-Ra, after the Blazers game. I have to admit it: really fun. (You don't need detailed knowledge of the original to enjoy it, either. I should know since I never saw any of those.)
Glad to hear something positive about it. It's one of the few 80s cartoons re-imaginings that I'm even mildly curious about. If only to see how much better the animation is than in the old one (seriously, Filmation in the 80s made Hanna-Barbera look like Tokyo Movie Shinsa.)
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/17/19 03:54 PM
The Animaniacs savagely roasted both those rival studios in their episode "Back In Style."

Dot: "Hey what gives? Did somebody suck all the light out of the universe, or what?"
You know what I'd really like to see re-imagined?

Thundarr.
That's Thundarr with two Rs! Say it with me, "aarrrrrrrr"!
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
You know what I'd really like to see re-imagined?

Thundarr.


Yes! That has the potential to be truly awesome (and the original version, despite the mediocre animation, was well-written and well-designed.)

Funnily enough, I've thought the same thing for years about The Centurions (Power X-Treme,) aka The Other Surprisingly Good Ruby-Spears Cartoon.

I mean, the basic concept is Three Iron Men Instead of One. And the first Iron Man movie is the cornerstone of whole Marvel multi-media franchise.

Unfortunately, both Thundarr and Centurions are owned by Warner Brothers, so they'd drop the ball like they've done with just about all their other IPs.
I never saw the more than the theme to the centurions, but it did look cool at the time. Lots of toy accessorising probably. Although if they could teleport anywhere I don't know why they didn't go to the villain's HQ.
ah, teleportation. one of those powers that always has to be handwaved, explaining why the heroes can't just use it to solve any problem outright.
Handwavium: The element behind the origin of all heroes!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/18/19 07:09 PM
Hands waving all around.
Many hands make light work. Fewer hands, but skilled in power station construction/operation and electricians would also do.
Less hands, more output. A sign of the times.
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
We were warned, but we didn't heed it. And now Quis is taking his revenge on all of us!
Is it silly, no?
When a rocket blows and, and everybody still wants to fly
Some say man ain't happy truly until a man truly dies
Oh why, oh why? Sign o' the times
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Is it silly, no?
When a rocket blows and, and everybody still wants to fly
Some say man ain't happy truly until a man truly dies
Oh why, oh why? Sign o' the times


Overrated title track of an overrated album by the overrated Prince Rogers Nelson.

Just my opinion.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/19/19 08:10 AM
I was always more about Terry Callier than Prince. But to each their own. TimeTrapper

I was called "the boy formerly known as...." by a guy I was dating, when he realized I have two first names.
I am dating myself............ when I reference really old songs and tv shows.
Boy, that could have been interpreted very differently if you were a Carggite.
Narcissism reaches new levels on Cargg.
Self-love takes on a whole new meaning.
Now I feel like I need a shower...or two or three.
When I was young we only had weekly baths. Now I shower daily.
When I was in Manila I had to shower twice a day. Now in Amsterdam, I can do once a day because it's much cooler.
Oh you dirty boy!
Meh, many men like me when i’m dirty!
Many men? Report to the hussy thread.
A hussy is a woman who has had many men. A man who has had many men is called lucky.
He made his first down payment
On a sharp Italian suit
He sewed razor blades into the lapels

See him sweating on the dance floor
Coal dust oozing out of every pore
A hard man with a hard life
That's a story that he'll tell you

Down at Easter Road till his throat is raw
On a Saturday, he knows the score
Till the whistle blows and the tempers
With their colors fade away

He could have been you
He could have been me
He could have been anybody
But he was born Lucky
Not everyone is born lucky.
"Get Lucky" is the second, and the highest-selling, album by the always-unfashionable-yet-retrospectively-underrated Canadian rockers Loverboy.

The album title comes from a line in the song "Only the Lucky Ones," whose heavy synth-rock beat was quite blatantly ripped off by the loathsome American Gen-X pop star P!nk on her hit 2000s single "Just Like a Pill." I don't know whether the members of Loverboy sued P!nk, but I hope they did.
The Chipmunk Adventure movie had a rather age-inappropriate song called "Getting Lucky" sung by the pre-teen Chipettes.

Some of the lyrics:

Give me a clue
Tell me what I need to do
to get lucky with you

Boy I really love you
with my heart and soul
Honey won't you take me
Where I want to go

Give me a clue
Tell me what I need to do
to get lucky with you

Getting lucky
whoo, getting lucky
It's really what it's all about

Getting lucky, mmm getting lucky
It's something I can't do without


Also, the Chipettes were dressed in vaguely Middle Eastern costumes and were flirting with snakes. Context: they were trying to retrieve some jewels being guarded by snakes, and decided to become snake charmers...
The Ralph Bakshi Mighty Mouse featured a parody of Alvin and the Chipmunks called Elway and the Tree Weasels.

The Bakshi Mighty Mouse was great. I loved The Cow, Batbat with Tick the Bug Wonder, and the Rampaging Sloth.
A rampaging sloth. How terrifying.

(thinks of the sloth in Zootopia)
GRAAAAHHH!
Oh, rampaging sloth . As you were...
He was a member of the League of Super Rodents. Also a member was Mole Marm who would throw the baby moles on her teats like grenades
Those poor baby moles.
If they're going to spy, is there limited sympathy for moles? Or does it depend on whether the mole is spying for your garden.
Anderson Cooper used to host a reality TV competition called "The Mole".
I heard Anderson Cooper speak at a conference in Boston. Someone asking a question complimented him by saying, "You could probably take home anyone in this room tonight, even the women!"
Anderson Cooper’s mom is Gloria Vanderbilt
Anderson Vanderbilt also has a nice ring to it.
Then, if you married him, you could be Invisible Vanderbilt, which also has a nice ring to it!
That's the title of a show worth seeing, or not in this case.
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/23/19 06:39 AM
Invisible Vanderbilt sounds like something Teeds would post from her exhaustive collection of Golden Age comics.
I would love to marry Anderson Cooper Vanderbilt and inherit his fortune...

I should not mention that I’ve recently been more into guys around my age...

Oh, I smell the makings of a soap opera
I don't believe AC is actually inheriting any of the Vanderbilt fortune, though he has a ton of money of his own, so that probably doesn't matter.
When I read AC, I thought it was air-conditioning!
Some people leave their fortunes to their pets, others to their air conditioning systems!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/23/19 05:58 PM
It's a bit chilly here, but at least we're not dealing with snow like the poor Midwesterners. shake
I love snow. unless there is too much of it tongue
The snow looks pretty coming down. After that it is a nuisance.
Especially when it comes to life and won't let you have your magic hat back.
And become foot soldiers for the
Great Intelligence.
Emphasis on Great.
Thank you Tony the Tiger.
That is one yummy Tiger.
You're supposed eat the cereal, not the mascot!

That provides a new twist to those kids always chasing after that leprechaun however.
He does say that they want his lucky charms.
If that's a euphimism I'm not surprised he's so protective of them.
I was surprised when I learned that Raymond Burr was gay.
Sometimes the most surprising men turn out to be gay (or bi).

In Turkey, I met this older gentleman who was quite commanding - had his own business and was no-nonsense. He didn't speak much English and I didn't speak Turkish, but he made it quite clear what he wanted me to do.

He also has three children.

But his tastes could also be quite feminine... when I met him he was wearing women's underwear.
You really have to stop wearing those X-Ray Spex to see what underwear people are wearing when you meet them Ibby. smile
Those darn Sea Monkeys looked nothing like their picture.
False advertising.
Originally Posted by thoth lad
You really have to stop wearing those X-Ray Spex to see what underwear people are wearing when you meet them Ibby. smile


Um... yeah, yeah! Naughty me, peeking at his undies. That's the only way I saw them, yup smile
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Um... yeah, yeah! Naughty me, peeking at his undies. That's the only way I saw them, yup smile


That's right. Because the only other possibility was that he was wearing them as part of his superhero outfit. smile
Another possibility is that as IB and this gentleman were talking a passing person tripped and fell. The passerby started bleeding. The man then reached in to his backpack and pulled out a pair of silk panties which he used to stop the bleeding. He then told IB that this is the type of underwear that he likes to wear.
There was that time when I was helping to defend a Morrocan port from a blockade. An urgent set of signals had to be sent, but the flag box had been partially damaged. I knew I had a garment with the correct colour about my person. The display of my bloomers saved the Empire, but lost my place in polite society.
The Road to Morocco was the third of seven Road movies Bob Hope and Bing Crosby made.
Anything to hold off travelling on the Road to Retirement.
Someone should do a parody of Cormac McCarthy's The Road with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby.

Actually, I'm pretty sure Bob Hope would do it if he were alive, because movie parodies were one of the main features of his radio show.
Bob: Finally a girl for us both!
Bing: Yup, radiation gets a bad name but a two headed Dorothy Lamour is just for us!
Bob: Those cannibals sure were sore to lose her though.
Bing: Speaking of sores, you don't look so good...
Jeffrey Dahmer’s parents were visiting him. His mother said”I don’t like your neighbors.” He replied “Just eat the vegetables then!”
Oh dear.
Too soon?
For some people. You know it's a very sensitive topic : mad:
Films often come in little packs when the genre is popular. One such was the cannibal film sub genre of horror. Quite a few were made by Italian filmmakers. The one thing they all shy away from in modern interviews is the use of animal killing footage in some of those movies.
Italian filmmakers made some cowboy movies in the 1960s. They were known as spaghetti westerns.
I've read about that. But it just made me think of spaghetti and meatballs with lots of cheese on top.
On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door

It rolled in the garden and under a bush
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty as tasty could be,
And early next summer it grew to a tree.

The tree was all covered with beautiful moss
It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball and don't ever sneeze.
I am now really craving for some good, cheesy meatballs.

We would make them with cheese in the meat back home. Ah, so nice.
Meatballs was a summer camp movie starring Bill Murray. By the time I saw it, it was one of a number of such films no doubt released on the back of its success.
Ernest Goes to Camp was the second movie starring the character of Ernest P. Worrell, and first with an "Ernest Goes to..." title.
The Ernest character started off in commercials
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Meatballs was a summer camp movie starring Bill Murray. By the time I saw it, it was one of a number of such films no doubt released on the back of its success.


For some reason, the only thing from "Meatballs" that has stayed with me is a scene where an obviously intoxicated Bill Murray slurs, "Eeeeeeet yurrrrrrrr oooooooooaaatmeeeeeeeal."
It is amazing what we remember and what we don’t. It stuns me when a family member will say “I remember when you did X!” And I have no memory of it at all
I'm often surprised when one of my threads gets bumped and I don't remember starting it at all!
Posted By: cleome57 Re: Kill This Thread XXII - Young Adulthood - 05/29/19 02:01 AM
It was bothering me how my memory is so shot that I can't even remember what I cooked for dinner on Friday. But now I remember, by damn! It was...

MEATBALLS (turkey meat, in the slow-cooker, with a raspberry-chili sauce glaze. So good!)
Archie Bunker was known for giving people a raspberry.
In his first appearance, Archie Andrew preferred to be called "Chick".
I remember that vaguely, and always thought it was odd.

In the Philippines, many unsavory men use "chicks" as a catch-all term for women. "Do you have many chicks at school?" they like asking younger men.
Chico Marx received his nickname because he "like to chase the chicks".
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
In the Philippines, many unsavory men use "chicks" as a catch-all term for women.


How do you know they're unsavoury? Is it another cannibal thing or...
Are you questioning his taste in men?
Starkist Tuna had a series of commercials where Charlie Tuna wanted to become Starkist Tuna. (He had a death wish I guess).

The tag line was “Sorry Charlie! Starkist doesn’t want tuna with good taste. Starkist wants Tuna that tastes good!”
Starkist Tuna. The name tickles my mind. I feel like I've seen a commercial before.
Here is an example of one of the commercials

Starkist
It starts with Starkist Tuna and ends when Starro In A Can flies out at you.
Ahhh!! Not the face!!!
You shall now stand motionless while Brian Bolland draws you for a JLA cover! Thus commands Starro!
There are worse artists to draw you.
Starro commands that you believe you are a Rob Liefeld figure! Now try to walk!
HA HA HA! Starro never tires of poor biped anatomy falling over!
Argh... oversized muscles.... impossible poses.... back.... breaking...
Advantageous was the word Giffen used when spoofing the writing and art of some Image artistsand their wince inducing poses.
It boggles the mind. And stretches it too.
Boggle is a fun game.
Boggle boggles the mind.
The lead singer in the Buggles would go to produce bands such as Yes,ABC, Frankie goes to Hollywood and Seal. Sometimes following a producers career makes it easier to find a sound you like than listening to lots of new bands.
Seals are like water dogs.
A seal cub walks into a club...
... and picks up a club with a club emblazoned on it...
In Rocky III Mr. T played Clubber Lang.
I pity the fool who tries to out disco dance Clubber Lang.
No relation to Lana Lang.
Or Scott Lang
“Great Scott!” was one of the exclamations that Superman used.
The Great Scott was secretly jealous of all the comics Superman got. "He looks up to me, and what do I get?" he was heard to say over a pint of bitter in the pub.
The Great Scott is also a nickname used derisively for Mister Miracle.
Scott Free, Jo Nah, and Etta Candy are three jokey names in comic books
Captain Adam became Captain Atom.
Jo Nah's joke name was even remarked on in his introduction. "Just like Biblical Jonah got swallowed by a whale..."
On of the big unanswered question about Jo Nah's origin story was what Marla Latham did with his time in Smallville. Did he go to the nearest bar and get drunk? Did he fix Professor Lang's maths or put a hoax artefact in his collection? Perhaps he nipped off to kill Booster Gold who was having a time travel issue from the future and wanted to join the Legion himself?
Perhaps he fathered his own ancestor, which created the time paradox that allowed Glorith to come to power and eventually led to Zero Hour?
Uh oh! Having Marla do that on Jo's initiation would be far too tempting for TMK. They'd add that into another layer of their Mary Sue plot for him in their run!

Jo: Nass! Marla's drunk himself unconscious after sleeping in with that girl from the Smallville Super Bar. Clearly, even him puking all over our time bubble is all part of Glortih's plan to manipulate the timestream. I'm must get back to the 30th century and use my ultra acting powers to pretend to be a jock from now on.

>sigh< why couldn't this timeline follow my original mission, to use my penetra-vision to catalogue the underwear of the 20th century?
I sometimes wonder why, when they were choosing a Legionnaire to be revealed as Jewish back in the 70s, they didn't go with "Jo Nah" as the obvious candidate, but I suppose the whole not being from Earth thing is probably the main reason.
Yeah. I mean who from Earth would move to Rimbor.
Someone has to oversee the rackets.
Tennis is very big on Rimbor. And Keeper of the Rackets is THE top political post.
On Bismoll, the Keeper of the Rackets is also the top post. It requires a great deal of self-control not to eat the Rackets, after all.
The Rackettes is Dirk Morgna's favorite dance company! Unlike similar dance troupes, their legs aren't what their most known for!
Rah Ketts was an unsuccessful applicant in v3 issue 14. His ability to play any sport at top level was considered not useful enough since the death of Legion foe Sportsmaster V the previous year.
Rah Ketts’ code name was to be Ball Boy.
He should meet up with Goldballs from the X-Men.
Oh dear. I had to check that was a real character.

David Beckham's wife referred to him as Golden Balls.
David Beckham is blonde, isn't he?
I do not know if his carpet matches his drapes.
Interior design mags often show that sharp contrasts between curtains and carpet can make a room much more interesting.
A lot of physically attractive yet bland, boring people use that tactic as well.
In a superhero role playing game I created a villain assassin called the Bore. He spoke in a monotone and could bore you to death.
Mine were the English lord with powers of persuasion called The Orator and a different take on Vibe.smile
I am not that creative in coming up with new characters.
I had a hero called Politeness Man. If he asked politely enough you would do as he asked. Although if it really went against your interests, it would not work. For example, no matter how politely he asked, you would not hurt yourself.

The way he joined the team was by asking if he could.
Poor Politeness Man. These days he'd have too much trouble getting people to look away from their phones to ask them anything.
Excuse me. I am terribly sorry but could I possibly borrow your phone for a minute?

* flings phone into the river *
"The Fantastic Mr. Frump" was an episode of Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends in which a random guy gaining fabulous power by accident.

I remember that watching it as a kid was the first time I ever heard the expression "Go jump in a river!" when Mr. Frump says it to someone (who then promptly does as he says!).
Psimon was another example of this power although he didn't have to say "Psimon says" to use his powers.
I do remember at least one cliffhanger splash page where Psimon makes the Psimon says pun. "Psimon says you must die!""
That was in one of the issues of Crisis, as I was thinking of it too. Probably the bit when he was going to kill Luthor and take over the villains.
Oh yeah! Luthor must die!
And he did. Well, the Earth 2 version of the character anyway.
I miss pre-Crisis continuity
I miss the quantity of decent writing they once had.
I can remember stories I read in the 70s & 80s. Don’t ask me what Batman did last month.
Considering the number of times he's been hit in the head, I don't think Batman knows what he did last month either.
It is unbelievable how in movies, tv shows, and anime how characters can take all sorts of punishing blows and still act normally. When in real life if you stub your toe you will spend the next 5 minutes dealing with the pain.
Being able to knock people out by a blow on the back of the head is one of those skills that media falsely led me to believe would be much more important in life than it actually is.
Movies also make people believe that happy endings are more common than they really are.
Wait! So that guy I stalked won’t falls in love with me?

Next you’ll be telling me that the sun doesn’t revolve around the Earth.
Also, a man can make another man pregnant.

And the Legion of Super-Heroes was never actually published.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
And the Legion of Super-Heroes was never actually published.


What?! Hang on, there must be a problem with your message getting through my transuit to my telepathic earplug. I hope I don't have to use my LW Flightless Ring to take them back to the repair shop.
Silly, the earplugs are made of nanites. No need for a repair shop. They self-repair.
So the person who really controls everything in the galaxy is the person who programs the nanites. Mordru really just wanted directions to the nearest hat shop, but thanks to the nanite controlled earplugs it came out as him wanting to kill everyone.
Originally Posted by thoth lad
So the person who really controls everything in the galaxy is the person who programs the nanites.


I think you've figured out Computo's latest scheme!
I think that we are lucky that Brainiac was not named Braino.
Rokk could be Magno, Garth could be Electro and Imra could be Mentallo. Obviously they'd be fighting Amazo and Despero decendants.
They did end up using Mentalla for a telepath
Mentalla was cool. I always thought, if she had done what she did in the Adventure Era, she would likely have succeeded. As it is, it was impressive how far she got; successfully fooling 4 other criminals as long as she did. Mentalla
One of the few DC characters to stay dead.
Some events love trading in beloved characters for other characters.

I was enraged at Solstice being one of the casualties in Heroes in Crisis. But then they had to go and bring Kole back. So now I'm only angry.
I guess that they'll bring Solstice back at some point too. I wonder if Kole has appeared anywhere outside of the event, or was her appearance there a continuity HICcup.
One good thing about the Legion not being set in the present DCU is that generally aren't available to serve as fodder for these sorts of things. Though LO3W was bad enough.
Ugh, yes. And of course, the Retroboot Legion - the one being introduced /brought back by that event - had no casualties. The Threeboot Legion though? Meh, they're not going to appear again for a while anywayyyyy.

And this is even without my bias because of what happend to Kinetix! Whom I still think can be fairly easily brought back.
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
and this is even without my bias because of what happend to Kinetix! Whom I still think can be fairly easily brought back.


She sure can...

Kinetix: Are you sure Brainy programmed you for this?
Computo: Certainly. I have now activated the Sanctuary V Therasphere. You will now be able to create an environment to help deal with issues around transformation or power neediness you have.
Kinetix:But what if I don't know how to choose a helpful path?
Computo: Irrelevant as all paths lead to residents being Event fodder.
Kinetix: Hmmm. I could always give Freud V another go....
Computo: I can do that too. Just tell me about your mother while I set these explosives.
The explosives are there to... uh... I don't know. Blow up the Sorceror's World so Kinetix can be restored? Kinetix
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
The explosives are there to... uh... I don't know. Blow up the Sorceror's World so Kinetix can be restored? Kinetix


No need. That was her appearing as if by magic in a futuristic version of HiC. No need to have a reason for her turning up. Not in the days of revolving continuity. If there's a whim to bring someone back, they're back!
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
The Threeboot Legion though? Meh, they're not going to appear again for a while anywayyyyy.



I liked the Threeboot origin of Triplicate Girl.

And Colossal Boy’s gay younger brother.
Colossal Boy's gay younger brother was cute.
Theena looked interesting.
She could easily be included in any Reboot as someone in charge of the Mission Monitor Board
I've gotten quite used to the little hologram things acting as mission monitor updates.
I really liked the icons that were popular during the Levitz run.
The Frug was a popular dance in the 1960s.
I wonder if it developed into The Shurg. I rember Garth and Imra out dancing and wondering who else has a night on the town in their uniforms. Naval connections.
Violet and Chuck went dancing once in the Reboot
Was it on a date?
December 7, 1941 is a date that will live in infamy.
Infamy! infamy! They've all got it infamy!
I think there was a joke there,but I didn't get it.
My favorite lawyer joke goes like this.

What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One is a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other is a fish.
As told by a lawyer smile Making it perfectly acceptable to laugh,
Even though you're only make believing
Laugh, clown, laugh!
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
I think there was a joke there,but I didn't get it.


The last infamy is supposed to be picked up as "in for me"
It's like the Groucho Marx line "Bigamy? It's big of all of us!"
I caught a few Marx bros radio shows last year. While not every gag worked there was more than enough to show how the sparsity in a lot of formulaic shows today.

Wonders if Formulaic can be used as the name of a Chemo style villain...
I wonder if any writers will make savvy self-deprecating, breaking the fourth wall type jokes with Formulaic.
Some jokes only work when they are told verbally
And some jokes are meant to be visual.
Some jokes can even work only because of the medium such as the Amazing Ventriloquist Radio Hour.
And some jokes only work through telepathy.
Can you think one across to me?
Are you wearing your tinfoil hat?
No, but mah TIIIIIIIN ROOF is rusted.
RuPaul was in the Love Shack video.
I should have listened to that song more, but I was about to Roam Around the World.
The Chipmunk Adventure cartoon movie has a song called "We're Off to See the World"
Shortly before they were kidnapped and sold into the terrible chipmunk slave trade.
I prefer the Gopher Twins, Mac ‘n Tosh. They were so polite.
Pixie and Dixie were pretty nice to Mr. Jinks.
Not according to Mr. Jinks
I always thought Mr. Jinks liked them.
No, because Jinks's catchphrase was, "I hate those mieces to pieces!"

Btw, Jinks and Dixie had the same voice actor, Charles "Daws" Butler. Pixie was voiced by Don Messick. Between them, Butler and Messick played just about every major Hanna-Barbera character of the 50s and 60s.
Ah. I must have gotten confused - I seem to remember one series where Mr. Jinks, Pixie and Dixie were part of a larger gathering of Hanna-Barbera characters on a treasure hunt or something. Led by Yogi Bear and with Top Cat handing out missions.
Yes, unfortunately, during the 70s and 80s, Hanna-Barbera put all their funny-animal characters together in cartoon shows that couldn't hold a candle to the classic 50s and 60s shorts. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, either they should portray Yogi Bear as a greedy glutton, or just shouldn't put him in any more cartoons! Just my opinion.
The seven deadly sins as cartoon characters

Yogi - gluttony
Pepe LePew - lust
Droopy Dog - sloth
Tasmanian Devil - anger
Daffy Duck - envy
Scrooge McDuck - greed
The Brain - pride
Nice list, Quis!

Although what I loved about Droopy, was the comedy of how he was usually so placid... but always moved around faster than his opponents did!
I believe that Droopy was a teleporter.
Most cartoon characters from that era are
Quislet, Esq: No they are not.

Invisible Brainiac: Yes they are.

Quislet, Esq: No they are not.

Invisible Brainiac: Yes they are.

Quislet, Esq: No they are not.

Invisible Brainiac: Yes they are.

Quislet, Esq: Yes they are

Invisible Brainiac: No they are not.

Quislet, Esq: ok if you say so. They are not.
I watched a lot of Bugs Bunny, so I'm not falling into that trap!
Mousetrap is both a play by Agatha Christie and a family game.
I went to see the Mousetrap not long ago. You're not supposed to give away the ending. Which is pretty easy, since I can't remember it.

Mousetrap the game was one we had but never really played. I can't recall if it took too long to set up or if there was a fidgety bit. I don't even think it was bought for me. I think it was my siblings. As I spend time working out the complexities of today's board games, taking a couple of nights to read the rules, and a couple of play tests to get the hang of it, I look back on fidgety games of yore with some fondness.
I played the Mousetrap game for a bit. That darned ball would never bounce quite right.
I remember the cage falling down during play a lot too.
"I've fallen, and I can't get up!" is a famous catchphrase of the late 1980s and early 1990s popular culture based upon a line from a United States-based television commercial.
A recent version of that commercial includes a warning at the beginning that it is based on real events and may be too intense for some viewers.

This shows you just how coddled old people are today! They even have to put trigger warnings on their medical alert device commercials! wink
Better coddled than curdled.
ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS AN AD ABOUT HEART FAILU...oh never mind...their hearts have given out. I hope they took notice of all those funeral plan ads...
"The good news is that if you have experienced symptoms such as heart failure or death from overly frightening tv commercials, you may be entitled to compensation! Call the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe today for a consultation regarding your case!"
Double your IQ or no money back.
Cross-selling in action.
Are you talking full size crosses or the ones that hang around your neck?
I went on a historical town tour last week that started at the market cross.
History has always been my favorite subject.
Cosmic Boy is interested in history as well.
This thread was nearly history.
"Almost" doesn't count in thread-killing.

No "attempted murder" prizes here. What are we, millennials? *sarcasm*
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
My hobbies include horseshoes and hand grenades, per my LW profile.
A strong bid for the LW pageant from EDE! Now, onto evening dresses...
I just want to say
That being chosen as this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment I'll remember
For as long as I can
Right now I'm a freshman
In my fourth year at UCLA
But my goal is to become a veterinarian
'Cause I love children
Have I mentioned lately that I consider April 25 the perfect date?
Why April 25 again? Please justify using only bullet points, minimum of 2000 words, and no word containing more than 10 letters or 3 syllables.
I can't think of a version of Perfect Day that I care for.
The song from Legally Blonde?
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Please justify using only bullet points,


I will never justify my bullet point use.
You didn't use a bullet point in this last post.
The Punisher's PowerPoint presentation ends in six fatalities over a misunderstanding on the meaning of bullet points.
The body count was higher when the Punisher got into a misunderstanding over a visit to Target.
In the American Civil War at the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse, General John Sedgwick’s last words were “Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
Spotsylvania sounds like a name that a cartoon would use. Polka-dot wearing vampires!
"Pittsylvania" was the name of a proposed British colony roughly where West Virginia is now located. The name survives in Pittsylvania County, VA, which, however, is not located in the area that was proposed to become the Pittsylvania Colony.
A disastrous attempt at establishing a colony at Panama tied up about a fifth of the Scottish economy in the late 1600s, leading to ruin for a lot of people. A sad tale of greed and cluelessness.
Panama is high on my list of countries to visit in the Americas. But Peru and Bolivia are my top two. Peru for Machu Picchu (and my best friend from my Masters class is from there), and Bolivia for the Salar de Uyuni salt flats.
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama! Is a famous palindrome
If there were more consonants there, it would also qualify as a tongue twister.
According to The Guinness Book of World Records, the toughest tongue twister is 'The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick'.
let’s throw a “chic” in there somewhere to make it tougher

a chic sheik or a chic sheep? what’s the diff?
We should come up with one about a chic Sikh!
Or just add it in ...

The sixth sick chic sheik's sixth chic sheep's sick
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The answer is only two pieces, as police arrested Mr Chuck McChuck after one of the bits hit a passerby.

"Movies made me do it!" he whined. Police have confiscated his Chuck Norris collection.
Let this be a lesson to us all. Be careful where you chuck wood.
I suspect a woodchuck could chuck wood, but not very much of it, and not very far.
For some reason I thought chucking was throwing up
That would be upchucking.

How much wood would a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck could upchuck wood?
But would a woodchuck upchuck wood if it paced itself and ate reasonable portions?
That was an earlier version of the rhyme...

"How much chuck can a chuck upchuck, if a chuck is upchucking shots."
Chuck Cunningham - the sibling who vanished from Happy Days.
Chuck syndrome.
Wow! You know you're not loved when your own family don't bother putting out a couple of missing person posters.
The Cunninghams might have looked like the stereotypical 50s American nuclear family, but they were really a bunch of weirdoes.
Maybe the missing one couldn't combine his Happy Days role with appearing on the cover of MAD every month.
I know I watched Happy Days a lot when I was very young, but it doesn't do anything for me when I see it in reruns.
I feel similarly about many of the shows I used to watch as a kid.
Hogan’s Heroes was one of my favorite show as a kid. Flipper, Daniel Boone, Bewitched, and I Dream of Jeannie were others.
Hogan's Heroes holds up really well for me. As does Green Acres from the same time period.
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
Hogan's Heroes holds up really well for me. As does Green Acres from the same time period.


Tom Servo from MST3K (imitating Pat Buttram's voice): "Mr. Douglas, that there is a GEN-U-INE dirt-grinder!"

Crow T. Robot from MST3K (imitating Eddie Albert's voice): "THAT'S not a DIRT-GRINDER!"







Oh, and "Happy Days" is, in hindsight, vile in every way. IMHO.
Heh. Grindr is a popular gay "dating" app.

More like mating app.

Seriously, some of the guys on Grindr open conversations with:

"Hi. Horny? Big dick?"

My favorite - my profile says I'm Asian and a top (the guy who puts it in).

"Asian top? Never heard of such a thing!"

I reply:

"Who do you think does the Asian bottoms over in Asia then? They all just sit around waiting for a white/Arab/black/latino guy to visit?"
Is that a win for Mademoiselle Le Fique I see?

Her post seems to have been up 24 hours before Ibbs.
It looks that way
This thread jumped the shark!
It does indeed seem like Fanfic Lady won!
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