Guess Who? V3.0 - Legion World

Starting anew because the old thread was fast approaching the limit of posts.

I say Rockhopper Lad

Alas, it is the fair Caliente in his stead.

Perhaps he ventures to join us now?

Forsooth, thou speakest aright, fair Caliente.

Peradventure, Disaster Boy might favour us with his gracious presence?

Veni! Vedi! Vici!

Court no Disaster. No fire, nor bombs nor lecherous security officers shall come next. It'll be Kent.

And so Tamper speaks truly!

As it's a new thread, will Lash make a rare cameo?

Nope,

Lash?

(New Thread, Same Old Abin!

)

What's all this then??

will Nightcrawler show up?

Unlikely.

But, perhaps, EDE will make a rare cameo...

Nope, not even the double post lured EDE here.

I will guess Kid Prime

I think it will be walkwithcrowds

Yay! I win!

Okay, okay, Iknow, that was cheating and I'm sure it's been tried before...what do I know...I'm new at this.

I think it will be Monkey Eater Lad.

While I have dined on the primate, I am not the afforementioned MEL.

I think that Fat Cramer will be next.

CAFFEINE!

Waiter! I'll have...oh sorry...wrong page.

Will it be Mekt?

Nope.

WalkWithCrowds?

no, but I talk with crows sometimes.

Is that close enough, Cobie?

Nope. Sorry Kent. (after he came to say hello as well)

Ehm...EDE?

Excuse me is this where I come to have an Arguement?

Oh... sorry no, wrong room.

I guess it shall be Lash. Because I can. Yar!

Sorry,

Spicy Caliente?

Nope,

Lash?

No.

I expect we'll see WalkWithCrowds before too long.

"Speak his name and he shall appear!"

Hello Folks!

Okay I'll join in with the rest of the gang and say (all together now)

WE WANT LASH!

WE WANT LASH!!

WE WANT LASH!!!

He's doing laundry.

Rockhopper?

Je suis ici!

Nick Vinson?

Nope,

Just a priestess, High Priestess that is.

How about, Caliente?

Yeah, Caliente'd be a sight for sore eyes right about now.

How 'bout it, lass?

Sure thing Kent!

C'mon Tamper-- don't disappoint a girl... again...

Hmph, you've never called me that before

Rockhopper next?

Perhaps, but after I waltz through the room to the music of Don Giovanni.

So will Tamper Lad grace us with his sentience soon.

No, just a sentient bird.

Perhaps Tamper will grace us now.

Sorry Rockhopper Lad.

How about...Kent?

how about me.

Abin?

NO! It is I!

Mayhaps Erik??

Sorry, Nick.

How about the Lad from Faraway?

From Faraway I come with Flowers for M'lady.

Whatch doing up so late/early Cali?

Good afternoon guys.

It's ten to one, it's a beautiful day and I'm off to the park to steal sweeties from toddlers.

Next up?

Seymour

no, I see less these days.

Cali?

Nope me.

Abin! Clean up in isle 10.

Is that one of the Thousand Islands?

Cali?

For you, Rockhopper Lad, of course!!

Perhaps WalksWithCrouds next?

Nope,

Lash?

What?

Who?

Nope?

Lash?

nope

kent?

Sorry!

Lash?

In years of inanity, I've only seen Lash join this thread once or twice.

right, Miner?

WHAT?

WHO?

NOPE!

LASH?

No, still not him.

What's it gonna take? Let me try this.

Gimme an "M"

Gimme an "L"

Gimme an "L"

Gimme an "A"

Gimme an "S"

Gimme an "H"

What's it say?

"MLLASH!"

Who do we want?

"MLLASH!!"

Come back today!

"MLLASH!!!"

*bursts bubbles, hopes and dreams*

How about, just to be different, Bevis?

no sorry, just me.

but will he show up? Bevis? hmm?

Nah! The Chiefs on hoiday, so it's just me, his roving reporter.

Ehhhm...Quislet Esq?

no such luck.

will Cali wander by next?

For you, Deddy, of course!!

Maybe that fiance of mine will poke his head in now. He still owes me a wedding date, after all, so it's the least he could do...

Here I come to save the day! I'd do anything for my hot tamale.

Perhaps POV will appear next?

Duck. Penguin. One of those bird guys.

Kent?

Hey RL, how've you been?

Next? How about another boy from "the old country"

Ghost of Numf El?

nope, got me again....

back to you rockhopper

nuh-uh!

How 'bout our recent birthday boy Faraway Lad?

Correct!!!

KER CHING !!!!!

And LardLad wins tonights multi million pound rollover Jackpot congratulations old timer, how you going to spend your winnings?

And we start the game anew with a zero pot and a guess of

Loser Lad.

Nope, sorry.

Hey Faraway Lad! Hope you had a good Birthday and you're not too hung over.

Next? How about the Chief - Bevis?

got me again WWC

is that Pov is see?

We are going to have to stop meeting like this, people will talk.

The Right Honourable Quislet Esq?

Nope, just LARDLAD, Esq!

So will lightning strike twice as Faraway Lad answers the call again?

SHAZAM!!!!

KABOOM!!!!

And as the magic lightning subsides we see the heroic figure of Faraway Lad.

"Gosh Lardy, I've told you,...Dont do that it give me a headache"

Looks down and see that he has been summoned from within the shower and is as nature intended.

"Ah! Well, I'll, I'll just pop over and put some clothes on then" he mumbles "maybe Walkingwithcrowds can arrive next to cover the embarrassment"

Hey are we all being naked today? Cool!!!

# strips down to his Doctor Who underpants #

"FREEDOM!!!"

Wow, I really hope it's one of the girls next.

Oh Caliiii?

lol, this is becoming a habit

WWC will return next

My very own stalker?

YEEESSS!!!!

Now I KNOW I'm famous!!

So,Deddy, What ya think of the Doctor Who underpants? Cool or what?

Not as groovy as my Kermit the Frog ones though.

# looking at the "recent visitors" thingy #

I'll guess SpellBinder next

Got that one wrong wwc.

I guess that you're gonna appear again next.

NUMF!!!!

How you doin mate? Started the new job yet?

Is it just me or is it a little cold in here?

Maybe I should put some clothes back on.

While I'm getting dressed # checks the recent visitors thingy again # I'll pick...

Suddenly Seymour? (Man I love that film)

WWC?

# tries to hop over and pull trousers on at same time #

Hey Lad Boy!

# Falls flat on his face #

UMFFHH!!

Aaaooww! SOD IT!!

I'm away home to watch Spongebob!!

Seymour!! It's your turn!!

# wanders away, slightly dazed, muttering to himself incoherently #

~~~~~~|\~~~~~~

Cobie?

nope

Faraway?

Nah.

Nick Vision?

Sorry, love of my life, darling of my heart - just me.

Okay then, let's make this official...

DEDDY!!

Oh and Cali?

You're H.O.T!

hey there WWC

NOW its Cali

Why thanks for the compliment WWC~ *flips hair*

And, Deddy, how could I argue with the capitalized now?

Tamper, don't you AGREE?

i think he would.

let's see...

Tamper?

Oh, he would indeed.

Wouldn't you, Tamper?

Tamper is currently locked in negotiations with sentient paperweights Here , so I think we will have to have someone else. Walkingwithcrowds?

Yes?

Did some one call?

Next up?

Numf

Nah...just me...shamelessley posting to hit the thousand mark.
nexxxxxt...Oh I dont know.
Tamper?

Well done Joe-boy! I have no idea what my total is but it's nowhere near that.

Next up?

Rockhopper Lad?

got me instead

next is kent

Wow. SOmeone guessed I might show a few days ago and where was I?

Perhaps Cali shall grace us with her presence?

I shall.

(Ever notice I grace presences a lot..?)

Tamper! Where ye be, fella?

Sorry Thora was dangling large and heavy objects over my lower regions in another thread. But now i'm here to bask in Cali's pressence.

next Kent.

me first

then kent

Nah! Me again.

Kent?

nope back to me

and now the lovely Cali

No, the lovely Rockhopper.

Tamper?

Nope, it's the even lovelier Caliente.

Next up... Lash! (Oh, c'mon, he hasn't been guessed in far too long.)

nah just me.

rockhopper?

Ohmygod, No.

But I do have a feathered dress

Which Gram won't like let me wear...

And I think that's just mean...

Right, Miss Caliente?

not cali, but sure it's mean

what do you think Nick Vinson?

Well I think it's mean, I don't know what Nick thinks.

Let's ask him.

Nick?

nope

rockhopper

Hey Deddy!

According to his "shout" Rockhopper is off line so I'm afraid you'll have to make do with me.(try not to be too disappointed)

Next:The beautiful Cru?

And the beautiful Rockhopper is back!

Quislet?

No Im sorry Its just Nick. Was it my cologne?

What do you think Cali?

Could be.

What's your take Faraway Lad?

sorry got me

whats up kent?

Nah, just me again.

By the way, where is Kent? He doesn't seem to have been around much just now.

Kent?

Hi there, WWC! good to see ya!

Cru?

nope.

Lash?

Yay! Kent's back!!

How the devil are you?

Next?

Quis...what a guy!

Quis is quite a guy.

Aren't you, Quis?

Ohmygod!

I'm not Mr Quizzy Poo!

Will I get in trouble for answering in his place Mr Shakyrear?

i don't think so

abin quank?

Yep!

Lash?

Nope! It's me, your next leader!

Next up will be also-ran Kent Shakespeare!

Sorry LardLad, my man.

Tamper? You out there?

No, I would never mess with the election results.

Reboot, shall you show your icon next?

nope.

lad boy?

nyet.

Miner?

Where is Miner anyway? Do you know, Actor Lad?

I know Actor Lad. nice fellow.

I miss miner, tho.

Miner? Who's that?

what do you think Walks?

I think Miner is a figment of the imagination.

Maybe Caliente could shed some light on the subject?

Still waiting, Cali!

Ball's in your court, Kent....

i'm not kent

how could you confuse us Lardy?

I'm not Lardy!

I'm skinny!

Aren't I Numf?

No, not Numf- C.J.

Say it with me...

A-BIN QUANK

Sure. Why are we saying it?

Well, why not?

Abin Quank!

Like Beetlejuice, if you say his name 3 times, he'll appear!

ABIN QUANK!

"It's showtime!!!"

I'm not Abin or Beetlejuice - I'm me.

Allthough, like Beetlejuice, I am short and going bald - does that count?

Well, does it Quis?

Man, I hate taking quizzes!

How do you feel about them, Deddy?

Nope,

Lash?

naw

Cali?

nu-uh.

Kent?

Nope,

Lash?

wrong-o!

Cobalt?

non.

Nick?

Sorry.

Welcome back Cobie!

How was the holiday?

He says he'll report further on that soon.

Back atcha, wwc.

nope

now its WWC

still waiting, wwc!

No! It is I, The Election Tyrant! Just dropping by before announcing the winners in the LMB Leader Election!

Does that last post count?

If not then Hey Lardy! Very entertaining election you ran mate, still there's October to come.

Next? How about our new Leader?
(If he's not too busy partying)

Actor Lad?

nope

cali?

Nope,

Lash?

no,

Abin?

Yep,

Lash?

Sorry.

Cobie?

naw

rockhopper?

Incorrect!

Faraway Lad?

Not quite.

Dedman? You alive out there?

Naw.

He's dead like him, apparently.

Isn't that right Lardy?

nope

abin?

Yep!

Lash?

Sorry.

Numf?

Not Numf.

Quis?

No quizzes today...

wwc?

Aaaaahhh!

It's nice to be wanted!

Isn't it Quis?

Nope,

Lash?

naw

cali?

nope.

Abin?

no

quis?

Not quite.

Tamper?

Nope,

Lash?

What?

Who?

Nope?

Lash?

No.

Cramer?

What?

Who?

Nope!!!!!

Lash??

Nah, just me again.

Well, where is Lash?

i dunno

rockhopper?

Yup.

Perchance Caliente and her feminine wiles may appear?

I misread that and thought it said "Feminine Willies"!!

I thought "Wow this place has it all!!"

Well Cali, are you going to grace us with your feminine WILES?

Nope,

Lash?

not lash

lardy?

nope.

Cobie?

nuh-uh.

Cobalt?

Who?
Never heard of him.
>evil snicker<

Beagle Boy can explain who you guys are talking about though. Ain't that right Beagz?

nope

pov?

nope.

mechana?

nope

lash?

nope.

Kent?

nope.

cali?

nope.

EDE?

Naw.

Kent again?

nope.

lardy?

Huzzah!

Back atcha, Deddy!

yup

back to you lardy

and a lob back to Deddy

amazing

and now over to lardlad

fantastic

will Dedman return this vicious backhand?

how do you do it?

please explain lardy

It's ESP, man.

Speaking of which, dedman will post next. again.

wow. right again.

i sense the approach of the Lard force!!!

Do you have ESP, too, dedman (who will, once again, post next)?

why yes, yes i do

but you knew i'd say that, didn't you lardlad?

But of course!

Just as I know that you will post next again (unless Spellbinfer does)!

nope...wait um yup!!

lardy again?

Man, you ARE good!

I'm gonna take a guess out of left field this time...

Hmm...

dedman?

correctamundo!!!!!

umm...lardy?

Yep!

Someone STOP THE MADNESS!!!!

Meantime, I can't help myself: dedman!!!!!!!!!

Will Lard Lad return..?

yup

lardy?

<WHEW!>

Even though I'm answering, the spell is now broken!

So...Kent?

Nope,

Lash?

Nah!

dedman?

Nope... Eet ees meee

hey there!!

Abin?

No, it's your old buddy again!

Will history repeat itself with a dedman encore?

Perhaps, but not immediately.

Dedman?

me.

Cobie will be next.

Nope,

Lash?

No, Monsieur Lash isn't here

Don't forget to guess someone new paris!!!

faraway?

Apparently, too far away.

Abin?

If I say "Nope, Lash", will that be close enough?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope, Lash!

Hmmm...Rockhopper?

C'est moi!

Dedman?

guess he's "ded again"!

Back to you, RL!

You must be just like that Claire Voyant person.

LardLad?

Yeah, a lot like that! Y'know, you're kinda like ol' For-Chen Tellur, yourself!

Right, RL?

So I've been told.

Lardy?

Lad, You're good!

RL?

Yea verily.

Lardy, perchance?

Yup!

Will Pariscub join the party?

I hope so. Meantime I'm off to bed.

Good night, Lardy.

Goodnight back atacha.

It's all yours, Pariscub!

Ohh thank you guys!

Ded, you there?

indeed I am

Tamper Lad?

Genius, maybe. Evil, definitely not.

Dedman again?

Indeed

rockhopper perhaps?

Why, yes.

Dedman?

Nope...remember me?

Abin's turn.

I think not!! Honestly, you boys keep this thing a sausage fest. Hmmph.

Maybe Tamper Lad will come and bore you all away now.

There's nothing wrong with having a weenie roast from time to time. We can burn some marshmallows too.

Rockhopper next.

nope.

Quislet?

sorry.

Now is it Quis?

nope

quislet?

no, it's lardlet.

Caliente, my sweet...please post next!

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am not the most wonderful Caliente.

Quis?

Nope, it's me.

C'mon Quis! Where are you?

nope.

back to you WWC

You guessed my alt!

Right, Pov?

nope

rockhopper?

Here I am!

Maybe Actor Lad will pop by.

nope.

maybe actorlad is next.

nope, just his deputy.

Pov?

Wrong waterfowl.

Pov now?

nope

polar boy?

'Fraid not!

Actor, my dahling, where have you been?

I don't know.

Hey Deddy!

Where has Actor Lad been?

I dunno

Where are you Actorlad?

My honey is missing?!?!

Rockhopper Lad, I command you to find him at once!!

I'll form a search party with the Penguins and the Beagle.

Actor Lad! Where are you?

He's not over here RH.

Hey Numf! Is our beloved leader over there?

how about your beloved deputy?

Cobie?

nope

rockhopper?

No, just me.

And I still can't find Actor Lad

Where are you oh fearless leader?

i dunno

VP Kent is next

Nah, he's busy politicizing himself.

Let's start another round of... Lash?

Nope,

Lash?

Your hit rate is remarkably bad. (Are you by chance on the CIA's find bin Laden team?)

Kent?

Nope, (AND NOPE!!!!)

Lash?

Damn! Nobody guessed me all weekend?!?!?!

Hmmmph!

I'll guess Ms. Muy Caliente!

Yah got me, suh!

Pooor Lardy, I'd guess you any day!!

nope

wwc?

Yes?

Lardy?

naw

Cali?

Nope, me again.

Paris?

We'll always have Paris.

Quis?

Nope,

Lash?

nope

lash?

nope.

lash?

nope.

lardy?

No, it's me.

Where is Lardy anyway?

Lard Lad?

nope.

Tamper?

nope.

Mechana?

nope

abin?

nope.

Rocky?

I'm guessing you're not calling for a flying squirrel, so here I am!

Tamper?

nope

back to kent.

No.

Quis?

naw.

paris?

No.

NOW is it Paris?

nope.

looks like its just you and me WWC.

Nope, pas du tout

WWC?

Hey Paris!
When are we having that pub crawl?

And you're invited too

Reboot?

Nope,

Nightcrawler?

nope.

STU?

Nope,

Caliente?

No.

Deddy?

yep.

polarboy?

nope.

Michael?

nope

rockhopper?

Why, yes.

Did I see Lad Boy around here someplace?

nope

lardy?

Not right now!

MEL?

No.

The long lost Numf?

(where is that guy?)

nope, me again

abin?

Nah, me again.

Raven?

No. Tis I!

Where be Cali? I wish to say Hello to her.

shes not here dude

lets try for Raven

Wrong bird.

Raven now?

wow you must me psycho.... I mean psychic

Kent mayhaps?

No, it's Stacy.
I guess I've got to start posting somewhere, don't I.

How about that little Scots guy next, walkwithcrowds?

Nope,

Lash?

Nah, just me.

Where is our resident party animal?

Lardy?

Nope. I have returned to this thread after a long absence.

I'll guess Stacy S

nope

Everyday Girl?

No, me again.

Faraway Lad?

Ohmygod, like just jump in front of me whydon'tya, wwc? <Giggle>

Deddy, you like still there?

nope.

Cobie?

It tis I!

hmmmm

legionJohn?

Sorry babe!

Tamper, you're not gonna let me down like you did last night are you..?

i have no specific recollection of that event.

Kent

you rang?

Cru?

nope

Cobalt?

Nein!

Herr joe-Boy?

nope.

Quis?

Afraid not.

Everyday Girl?

Not even a once-in-a-while girl.

Ded?

not yet, just about hanging on in there you know.

So will Quis return to this thread anytime soon.

Let's see.

Quis?

You rang?

Faraway Lad, I need you!

he not here. he's faraway!

Cali?

She's even further away, i think we need to shout louder.

CALI!!!!!!

onr more try should do it.

Cali?

Not quite.

What the hey?

Cali?

not yet,

Cali where are you?

Here, of course.

All the way from the land of unconscious just for you boys.

Perhaps Cobie will bless us with a rare appearance.

I'm not Cobie.

But I'll add to the clamour for his appearance.

Cobie?

nope

but lets keep asking

Cobie?

Nope, not Cobie.

What about his other half?

Crujectra?

I'm not even a 10th of Cobie.

Quis.?

How many Lad Boys make a Cobie?

Do you know, Caliente?

I'm not Caliente although she is my bride to be.

Perhaps Reboot shall show his icon?

no boots here!!

legionjohn?

Naaaah.

Lash?

not at this unearthly hour.

So which of our American Friends are
a) Still up
b) just getting up?

Dedman do you know?

why yes I do.

for instance there is -

Rockhopper?

No, but perhaps you'd like to answer a few questions...

...Dedman?

Why're you picking on poor Deddy?

CJ, come kick this boy's butt with me!

Ah, the sassy LMBer known as Caliente.

Tell me, just how well do you know the next poster, and his connection to other Taylors?

I, of course, mean CJ Taylor...

Actually, now it's Rockhopper. I bought something at Lord and Taylor once, but that's the only connection I have.

Quis?

Yup,

And I am not trying to pad my post count. Are you Space Ranger (Dark Opal Sector)?

Indeed. Though I won't be so obvious in the future. Let's just say if I'm the only one visiting Legion World the LMB will have gotten off lucky.

In the meantime, I wonder if Caliente will return?

nope. I believe you were looking for me earlier?

Faraway?

Why isn't anybody looking for me? *poutpout*

Well? Answer me Rockhopper Lad!

He has no answers.

Shall I look for you, Frio?

nope.

Space Ranger?

To correct Kent above, I have all the answers.

LardLad?

Nope,

Lash?

Nuh-uh!

Rockhopper?

Yuh-huh.

Lardy again?

whadju call me?

EDG?

nope

Super Lad Kid?

No.

Whose next? Damien Hrykos? No, wait, of course not...he's been murdered.

Perhaps LardLad?

Ohmygod, Like you think he'd like talk to you?

Mr. Quizzy-Poo, you around?

I don't see anyone of that name here.

Ded?

I'm afraid not, Mr. Cub. C'est moi.

Mr. Shakyspear?

T'is me!

Numf?

nope

abin?

Ohmygod, no.

Gramps is out looking for Mr. Lash...

Right Mr. Shakeyrear?

"Chat qui expire" isn't there.

have you seen him, Ded?

Wait one moment. I'll go ask him.

DED?!?

not yet.

BRING OUT YER DED!

I'm not dead, I've just had a really bad cold.

Do you have a cold Cramer?

nope.

kent?

Kent can't take your call right now,would you like to leave a message.

Or you could just call back, Deddy?

yup, sure can.

Rockhopper?

Present!

Seth?

What the heck am I supposed to be doing here?!

You're supposed to guess who the next person to post in the thread will be.

Oh, guess you had to be there when the game started to know that?

Um... Lightning Lad?

nope, he doesnt play usually...

i think the game will pause till Caliente re-appears

Cali wouldn't want that!

Maybe He Who Wanders will Wander in.

close, very close.

walkwithcrowds

I usually seem to be walking against crowds.

who's your Deddy?

I AM!!!!!

You around WWC?

no. He lives 3,500 miles away.

Rocky?

You called?

Maybe Tamper Lad will show up.

Maybe he won't

Nick Vinson?

Not quite.

[Linked Image]

Dedman?

Nope. That reminds me, must call family in Alabama.

Kent

yep!

Cobie?

Nope.

how about Ambassador Angra Metternich

bwah haha ha ha ha good try.

calamity monkey.

Nah, just me.

Kent, will you be next?

nope

abin?

Nay, sentient.

Perhaps the Green Lantern, Abin Quank will show up next?

I doubt it though...

<grin>

Nope.

Cali?

I think Cali is still incommunicado.

Lad Boy?

Nope.

Space Ranger (Dark Oval Sector)?

May be a little later.

So Lardy you still around

Alive and kickin'!

You still "ded" and kickin', dedman?

ded tired, me.

Rocky?

Yes, sir.

Dedman, are you ready to head to Earth-4?

I sure am, lets go....

where's Reboot?

apparently still booting up!

And heeeeeeer'es......Kent!

Where's Kent?

Rockhopper Lad will appear here next.

nope

next is rockhopper

Nope,

Lash?

Sorry. Just got back from Earth-4.

Lard Lad?

Good to see you back, buddy. Wish the circumstances were better.

Abin, you still around?

Yep,

Lash?

hold on i'll call him over.

Lash?!?

It's Rockhopper's turn, everybody else stay out.

Oops wrong room.

Hey Rockhopper Lad, get in here!

Here I come to save the dayyy!!!

Will He Who Wanders wander in?

perhaps not

back to you Rockhopper

No, I mean yes.

Back to RhL.

I'm so popular!

Ded?

yup.

Rocky?

You like me! You really like me!

Ded again?

Alas, poor deddy...not this time!

RHL?

Nope, though I have a feeling Cramer may be next to grace us here

Not yet, I'm afraid!

But is Cafe Cramer a public entity? I'd like to make some lucrative investments on Legion World? Perhaps someone can help advise me...

Tamper Lad?

I don't know what Tamper Lad would say, but as far as investing in Cafe Cramer, you might want to look at what they charge for items before investing.

Should I jump on the Rockhopper Lad bandwagon?

No, I think Lardlad will show up next.

Sorry, Quis, you should have jumped on the bandwagon!

Maybe Lad Boy will be next.

Nah! But RHL is coming up next!

nope.

abin?

Wrong answer!

How about that ****in' Space Ranger impersonator!

I can impersonate many people but not a ***in ranger

So who do you do Lardy?

nope, cause none of you were expecting me!!!!

I'm gonna say LARDLAD

nope

Lardy?

Yeppers!

How 'bout RHL, next?

nope.

where is he, Mechana?

nope.

next is the return of Cali

Nope.

But let's go back to Cali!

why not?

Clap your hands if you believe in Cali!

<clap, clap>

Goin' back to Cali, Cali, Cali...

nope

Come on Cali, don't let me down

you were supposed to say, "I don't think so!" Don't you know your classic LL Cool J?"

Anyhoo, how 'bout some RHL?

Okay, but only because it's after midnight Eastern Time and I want to see the little cake by my name!

Lardy again?

Happy Birthday, RHL!

How about a birthday encore, Rocky!

Technically, it's not my birthday here for another five minutes, but what the hey?

Lardy again?

Nah.

How about the birthday boy - or should that be Lad?

RHL?

Birthday? Theres a Party up in Here?

WHeres Cali?

It's not a party without...

Cali?

nope

abin?

Afraid not.

Cali, where are you?

Not here, apparently!

Where, oh where's Kent Shakespeare tonight?

i don't know where he is

back to you Lardy

yeah!

C'mon Lardy!

Yeah C'mon Lardy!

Who are you calling Lardy?

Kent?

Ha ha, no, t'is I!

I think I spy Darden coming though.

and trampling all before him, I do indeed arrive.

So Bevis hows life in Manchester treating you?

Raining. Lots. How's life for you on the other side of the North?

Warm sunny and blue skies.

Shame I have to be stuck at work waiting for an important phone call.

Tell me oh brave (if wet) Mancunian, how goes it of the Queen of Diamonds front.

#7 should be going on-line shortly (it was actually finished in May but I only just got round to scanning it) but #8 will be a while since I'm working on an 85 page Oddcases story at the moment.

So Darden, have you read any good comics of late?

85 page oddcases story, thats a big one.

I like reading your work B, have to admit I prefer paper in hand rather than just on screen tho.

Apart from Legion I am reading Fables and Jack of Fables at the moment which are brilliant.

I pick up the odd other DC title but even old favorites like Birds of Prey are just so so at the moment.

I am looking freard to seeing Mystery in Space mind you.

And you?

Love Fables too, and Jack of Fables is shaping up nicely. I'm enjoying spotting the fable characters in the background of those issues.

I'm still loving BoP but I fear for Dinah flying the coop which would be a bad thing. If Wolverine can be in a gazillion books at once then Dinah can be in two. The relaunched Wonder Woman is very good as well even if we are going to ahve to deal with it being bimonthly. I hate it when they do that with books, don't you Darden?

I hate it more when books fail to ship on time.

I was reading Albion and it had a gap of May to September between issue 5 and 6. It was not that good either.

Neverwhere from Vertigo was another one and because the shipping dates fell apart i missed getting issue 8. So now the question is do i buy the final issue 9 or just give up.

What would you do Bevis?

Oh I gave up completeloy on Albion. Seemed like a cool idea and all but ti shipped so badly that I think I only got the first two. Unless it's sioemthing that I really want like Planetary then I can't be bothered spending my money on it.

Ooh, nearly home time. Yay! Still rainign though so i'm likely to get wet even with my brolly. Is it still sunny with you?

Clouding over I'm afraid. But its not going to rain

Half an hour to go for me, then I am free for the night yay!

I know what you mean about Albion, great idea/concept but really poor story telling and not my cup of tea in the art department. If i did not have a childhood attachment to these characters i would not have stuck with it, heaven knows how the yanks took it.

Have you seen Battler Brittain. Same idea but much much better read.

Nope, not seen that. I've been having to save money for the wedding and stuff so I'm avoiding buying anything new unless I really know it's going to be good (like Phonogram).

Hmm. We appear to haev taken over this thread again. Do you think anyone of the Merkins are up yet?

Not sure B. I think maybe they are just in awe of our sparkling wit and repartee.

Awe think not.

Come on Rockhopper Lad. I'll give you a whoopie pie.

As long as its not a whoopie cushion Quis.

Nah. How about some RHL?

nope

come on Rocky

Nope, guess Apollo got him!

But then...Suddenly Seymour...is standing beside us!

nope

is that you Lardlad?

Last time I checked!

Is that you, deddy?

Nope, t'is I again. It's much sunnier here today. How's the weather with you Far?

cooler but still sunny Bevis. Have you dryed out after last night?

I have indeed. Looks like it might start raining again though. Glad it's Friday though. Same with you Darden?

Very much so. A trip down the local hostel to partake of the local brew beckons. Then (hopefully) a quiet afternoon

Doing anything nice at the weekend Bevis?

My Mum and sister are coming up tonight for a flying visit and then tomorrow I have to do shoe shopping for teh wedding (urgh), have my hair cut (yay!), buy comics (double yay!) and then we have to plan the table layout for the wedding as well. So not bad at all but not terribly exciting. You up to anything Darden?

Over the weekend we have to write out the invites for our wedding. Drive over to my mums to take her shopping for an outfit, pick up the flowers (artificial) take her son to the ice rink and do the shopping.

Oh and the house needs a clean and I have to work on my uniform as well.

And i need to sleep.

Failure to choose the next possible poster in this thread has now given us an opening to INVADE it!

Isn't that right...Kent Shakespeare?

Ah shadda up ya face.

Meanwhile back in the nice part of the world.

Bevis you busy?

Nope, I am killing time until I can go home. Twenty minutes and counting. Yay! You off home soon to Far?

Got a flyer, soleft and went to the comic shop, then home and now just checking before bed.

So Lardlad you and dedman want to take over?

Dedman is ready to take over

how about you Lardy?

Yeah, I'm back in action!

How about you, Re-Bots?

No re bots but someone a little faraway

Any Lardy lovin available?

nope

EDE?

nope.

doublechinner?

I don't think so!

LardLad?

Present!

Got a present for me, RHL?

I don't have a present.

Will a friendly smile do instead, Lardy?

Fool! I am not this "Lardy"! I am this universe's Sorceress Supreme!

Apologize now, walkwithcrowds!

He's not here... will I do?

(walkwithcrowds, where'd you go?)

I dunno

do you know Rockhopper?

I know, but I'm not telling.

Maybe Tamper Lad will make a birthday visit.

Is it Tamper Lads Birthday?

Happy Birthday TL!

Are you having a party or a quiet night in with family?

Guess he's busy!

You gettin' busy, Rocky?

He must be.

Doesn't anybody slack off any more Lardy?

Or is it just us?

I've been known to do a bit myself.

How about you, Faraway?

NUMF!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!

YAY!

Well now we've seen your back I would like to see Crujectras front.

Your Highness? Are you there?

I don't think Crujectra has ever been here.

But maybe Rockhopper Lad will stop by.

You're right, Quis, Rockhopper Lad will stop by . . . next.

Right, as usual, Lad Boy.

Did I see Caliente's name somewhere?

Sorry, just me. She did a quick shout.

Lad Boy, did you see her around?

I am not Lard Lad!

Am I, Lardy?

Gods, we're not the same person!

I mean, we aren't--right, Kent?

N-No, of course not.
Who'd ever, um, you know -- think so?

Would you, Seth?

Im sorry? Wha- ?? Oh I seem to have wandered into the wrong place. Pardon me.

Excuse me. *cough* Just returned from a Lock-in. Room full of teenagers. Gastly. Wouldn't you say Seth?

Sorry, Seth is busy shaking hands with--uh-oh!

Whatcha think 'bout that, Kent?

My powers are under control, thank you very much!

Kent could testify to that, right?

Can you, Kent?

No, I can't Kent.

Maybe Lad Boy can.

Guess not.

Maybe Teeds can?

don't think so

Can you LegionJohn?

Can I Legion? Is that a new dance?

I'll bet Lardy knows those moves.

moi!!

i'll beg for Caliente to show.

I won't beg, but I'll roll over on the floor if you scratch my belly.

Let's see what tricks Kent can do.

Kent can ask Cali to post next.

I'm not Cali, but I can scratch your belly if you want Lad Boy?

Hmmph, no one ever offers to scratch my belly.

Guess it'd work better if I were you, huh Stoopid Cat?

Surprise!
Teeds?

I'll scratch your belly, Cali!

Get in line Lardy!!!

er I mean I think Kent'll be next.

Wrong. I'll be in the Lad Boy line, I think.

Now Kent.

what! Wha'd I do!?

Can you tell me, Bevis?

No, but I'll bet Tamper can tell you.

Maybe if he weren't still, er, tied up with another matter.

Deddy, tell the man what he's done.

I've forgotten what you might have done, Kent. Are you back?

I'm front, too.

How 'bout you, AL?

Well... did you want him to be upside down, Rockhopper Lad?

Kent, what do you think?

hola!

my favorite Penquin.

That would make a good title for a sitcom.

Wouldn't it, LardLad?

i won!!!! i won, i won!!!

Isn't that great Lardy???

We're so proud of you!

Aren't we, Lardy?

yes we are!

right, Lardy?

Yes, I am proud of DB!

Seth, what are you proud of?

Proud of being mistaken for Seth, I guess.

Why do you ask, Lardy?

Just making conversation!

Whatchu talkin' about, Kent?

I'm sometimes mistaken for Clark Kent.

...but I've never been mistaken for a penguin.

This is a job for...

Caliente?

Does it? The job's on the last page...

What'm I to do Lad Boy?

What is Cali to do, Lad Boy?

Well? Are you keeping us in suspense, Lad Boy?

I think he is...

Lad Boy, how many of us have to call for you?

Apparently, not enough!

Maybe if I yell:

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????

Not quite.

Lad Boy?

Here. I think you need a megaphone.

LAD BOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Man, we're being kept in suspense by you, Lad Boy!

Which is not as much fun as being in suspenders.
(#ahem# Or so I've been told)

C'mon Lad Boy!

Are you there?

Man, what a tease!

Give us some action, Lad Boy!

I give up.

Mechana?

Like that's gonna happen!

C'mon, Lad Boy!

I don't think he's listening.

Or are you, Lad Boy?

no, I'm not Lad Boy.

Am I, Lad Boy?

I don't know because I'm not Lad Boy.

Right Rockhopper Lad?

I am not Rockhopper Lad... nor am I Lad Boy.

Rockhopper... you're still yourself, right?

That would explain the feathers.

I imagine LardLad will show up soon.

Excellent imagination, Rocky!

I imagine you'll return the kindness, RHL?

I always try to be kind.

Maybe Seth will pop by again.

You rang?

Lad Boy, I think there's people still looking for you?

I've given up on that crusade.

You ready to give up, Seth?

I guess so, then...

Rocky, your guess where he hid?

dunno.

how 'bout you, Cobie?

Has Cobie ever come to this thread?

Will Lardlad come back?

Signs point to "yes"!

Is Seth in da house?

Here! *raises hand*

Rockhopper Lad... are you here?

Just barely. I'm about to turn in.

How about Disaster Boy?

how 'bout him, Lardy?

Yeah, how 'bout him, Rocky?

Who are you calling rocky, Lard Lad?

I'll have you know, I'm quite fit.

I think he meant you have rock-hard muscles.

Lardy, will you clarify this?

nope he won't

will he Cali?

She can't, but I will...mekanix is quite fabulous!

Just like Cali!

C'mon Cali!

Not in the mood I guess!

Howzabout our good friend Dedman?

Howzabout him?

Dedman? Are you about?

Maybe he's between lives?

Rocky, you can post again, if you like!

I'll bet an alt-ID will post next!

Cheater! We're ALL alt-ID's of Cobalt, dammit!

Which alt-ID of Cobalt will post next?

How about--Liberty Monkey!

I'm an Alt of Cobie?

I thought I was an Alt of Quis!?

Oh I'm confused?

You mean Seth isn't really Seth?

Seth? Tell me it aint so!!

Nope Seth ain't Seth!

Seth's Cobalt Kid, like me and YOU!

Right, Seth?

No it's not Seth, it's me.

I think.

Wait a minute, am I Seth?

Then you were right Lardy...or are you Cobie?

QUIS!!! HEEEELP!!!

yes?

Oops! Sorry. wrong ID.

That ever happen to you, Lardy?

No Kent/Cobie/Rockhopper/Everybody

Oh wait I'm not Lardy!

I'm Cobie...But Lardy is Cobie...Then who is Cobie?...who is Keyser Soze?...Are you even Kent?

Well Kent, are you Cobie?

me!!! the ultimate alt.

cali come join us, i'm cold.

Right here, sweetie!

Oops forgot to switch I.D.s!

Which fellow Cobalt-alt will post next?

Ummm....Seth?

Omigod! Like, how did you guess!?

Okay, I think at this point the fake Alts theme has been exhausted for another month or two.

Agreed, WWC?

Whatever you say Kent/Cobie.

I don't know if Lardy/Cobie would agree.

Do you Lardy?

nope.

Lash?

I wish to state now that I am not, nor have I ever been, anyone's alt on here.

You can confirm this, Cobie?

Cobalt prefers to digress at this moment.

Who's that? Is it WWC?

Nope, I am alone.

Will Kent Shakespeare show up next?

I'm not Kent but my mum always said I was a right showing up. (That's a Scottish term for embarrassment) But I'm sure she meant it in a nice way.

What about you Deddy? Have you ever embarrassed somebody?

All the time

Kent?

that's me.

still ded, Ded?

Sorry I'm late boys.

Actor Lad held me up. Isn't that right, dahling?

You can call me dahling all you like, but it doesn't make me Actor Lad.

How are things looking for Saturday, Bevis?

no Bevis here.....

how are things Quis?

I'm sure he's fine.
Wait and I'll try find him.

Hey, Quis?

not yet.

now, Quis?

Apparently not!

Quis, I command you to post next!

Well, that didn't work.

LardLad again?

You betcha!

Howabout...hmmm...Cali next?

nope

but Cali will follow me

no, she's a leader, not a follower.

right, Shark Lad?

Sorry, it's just me again.

Kent, are you disappointed?

He probally is.

You around Matlock?

Not as far as I know.

What about you Seth, are you there?

nope.

Lash?

Nah.

What about you Deddy are you still with us?

Deady?
Deady?

Where is that guy?
I'm getting worried about him.

Have you seen him Quis?

I didn't realize Quis was also a verb. I've never seen anyone Quis.

Have you, Lad Boy?

No, I don't have Lad Boy.

How about Seth? Where's he?

# adopts his Cathy-on-the-moors voice #

Deddy!
DEDDY!!

I don't picture Dedman as the Wuthering Heights type, meself.

Maybe we can lure him with a nice pint of porter or perhaps a stout.

Ready for one Deddy?

whats this I hear about a pint?

care for some too Lardy?

I'd like one if that's okay?

But I'll buy Lardy a pint if he shows up too.

You can buy me a pint, CJ.

Tamper, you around man?

Tamper, I'm not.

Perhaps Star Boy shall be orbiting soon?

Nah. I haven't seen him.
Have you seen Star Boy about Kent?

I haven't seen Star Boy or Kent.

Do you suppose Outdoor Miner might show up?

He might, but not untl after Kent stops by.

Sorry but Kent counldn't make it.

Hey there's Rockhopper!!!!

There is indeed.

Will WalkWithCrowds walk by?

Probably, but it's 4 am over there, so not for a few hours.

Right, Cali?

nope not Cali

Now its WWC

Hey Deddy.
It's good to have you back.
Now I wonder if Quis will say hello?

Probably not today.

Kent may pop by.

who else has no life (besides Deddy) on (U.S.) Thanksgiving?

right, Deddy?

I'll ask him when he gets here.

Fangirl?

Is it thanksgiving?
Somewhere the Friends are having dinner with Brad Pitt.
Well Fangirl? Are you going to say Hi or are you too busy partying?

sorry WWC, ya got me instead......
but perhaps we'll see Fangirl next!

Nope. But she's not our only new member.

right, Straya?

How about another new member?

Razorsaw? Will you join us?

Right initial consonant anyway.

It's been a while since Seth has been in this thread.

Sorry RL, you got me instead.

What abot Krypton Kid next?
You "joined up" around the same time as Seth, didn't you Shan?

He might have. I didn't.

Right, kent?

not Kent but I concur.

Do you Rockhopper?

Deddy didn't wait his turn.

Now, Rocky?

Here I am!

Lad Boy, perhaps?

Hey I would like to see Lardy too!

or not.

maybe.... knowjack?

No. No Knowjack.
What about Lardy.
Are you there oh lardicious one?

Ohmygod, No!

No lard on me!

Like, Right Mr Shakeyrear?

I'm afraid my rear is more pert than shakey, will that do?

If not, I'm sure Kent will be more than happy to "shake his booty" for us.

Right Kent?

I don't know about Kent but I'm going to shake my bootie tonight!!!

Care to join me Cali?

Booty shaking is fun. I'll join you if Cali doesn't.

I'm under the weather. The only thing I'll be shakin is the Nyquil bottle.

Can you forgive me, WWC?

I can forgive you anything Kent.

I hope you feel better soon.

How about you Quis? How are you feeling?

He's fine.

How about yourself?

comme ci comme ca.

and you, Joe Boy?

nope

Lardlad?

He's not here just now.

Any idea where Lardy is Outdoor Miner?

He's not here now either

back to you WWC

nope.

Cobie?

Not quite.

WWC?

nope.

Quis?

nope

copycat girl?

Not this time!

Tamper?

I'm here. Don't know why i keep tagging along behind Cali...

Do you know why Miner?

Miner might know why, but I don't.

Perhaps Caliente will show up again.

I expect she will, eventually.

Miner?

Beat me to the post, you did.

Coming back around, RL?

Not RL. Its WWC

This way you get a whole third letter.

# looking at who is on line #

What about you Lad Boy, will you grace us with your presence?

nope, me again

Kent?

that's me.

Cali?

Nope.

Quis? With his new avatar (phwoar)

Let me rephrase that:

Quis' new avatar (phwoar) with the ever gorgeous Quis (double phwoar)

Wrong any way you phrase it.

Kent?

Heehee.

Got another one-liner for us, Miner?

I'm sure Miner meant that I was "Wrong any way you phrase it." in respect to the fact that I "guessed who" wrong.

You couldn't have possibly meant that "The ever gorgeous Quis" is not Ever Gorgeous.

That isn't what you meant, is it Outdoor Miner?

no miner's here, however i suspect you are correct.

ummm.....Cobalt?

nope.

Ded again?

I'm not even dead the first time.

Right, WWC?

I think that's debatable.

Don't you agree, Rockhopper Lad?

It's not debatable. Cali is not WWC.

Is she, Quis?

I hope she isn't WWC!
If she is then who am I?
And will all my clothes still fit?

She's not me, is she Rockhopper?

no, she's not Rockhopper.

Are you, Cali?

Cali's what?

Cali?

No, I'm Rockhopper. A comma makes so much difference.

Punctuation is a wonderful thing, isn't it, Cali?

I'm sure she'd agree.

Right, ded?

I concur.

Do you WWC?

I have been known to WWC, but only when I'm drunk.

# looking at who's online #

Hey Joe Boy! C'mon in, the water's fine.

Joe sent me in his place.

Is that okay Outdoor Miner?

you've scared him off.

come back, Miner!

No, I refuse.

WWC?

no, I've just been to the WC.

Deddy?

Not yet.

Now?

not yet.

Now?

wow look at all the love for the Ded!!!

but we all love Quis too!!

We do, but don't tell him. Wouldn't want him to get a big head over it.

Right, Kent?

absolutely.

but what do you think, Fangirl Girl?

Dude...I am not a girl!!!

Despite the boobs neither is Lardlad...right Lardy?

I don't know if I'm flattered or offended that you've mistaken me for Lard Lad...

What do you think about it, Lash? (Oh, c'mon, someone had to do it.

)

I'm flattered to be mistaken for Lash.

Lash?

Ditto.

Quis?

I guess I'm flattered that someone thought Cali was me?!?

Help, Quis!

maybe it's the manbreasts.

right, Cobie?

Cobie's not here man.......

Is Joe-boy?

I haven't seen him.

have you, Miner?

Don't know about Miner, but I haven't!

Show yourself, leader-man!

Will the Deputy Leader do?

Maybe my predecessor will make a return appearance.

Nope,

Lash?

Ah, the classics.

Right, Lardlad?

Yep, I'm a classic!

Over to another LMB classic, Mllash!

Lash! Where?

Did you see him, Cali?

I did not see him cali a thing.

Did you, Rockhopper?

Haven't seen him cali or rockhopper.

Perhaps WWC has seen him.

Sorry guys, I haven't seen anyone.

I'm too busy trying to wrap christmas presents - and I'm very bad at it.
(Have you any idea how hard it is to type with your hand selotaped to your head?)

What about you Miner, have you wrapped all your christmas presents yet?

I should hope he was by now. Heck, maybe he's even unwrapped a few gifts.

Have you OM?

I'm sure he has.

How was New Year's Nick Vinson?

Probably the same as Arbor Day's Nick Vinson. Ah for the want of a comma.

Will Rockhopper Lad show up next?

No.

Dedman might, though.

Or perhaps not.

Maybe we'll next be treated to a Lad Boy cameo?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope.

ded?

Right you are!!!

Back to you Miner.

Nah!

Still waiting for Lad Boy!

not here

you around Rockhopper?

Here I am!

Maybe Shark Lad will swim by.

Hmmm...he must be feeding.

Feed us with your presence, EDE!

EDE is busy trying on Hats.

So maybe Walkingwithcrowds can walk on by

I wonder how Presidents Day's Nick Vinson will feel sometimes...

I wonder if EDE found a hat he wanted?

Or maybe throwing his hat into the ring for President?

Anyone seen Kent?

He's out shaking some spears

Grace us with your presnce LardLad!!

Nah! Lets get Lardy to grease us with his presence.

<groan>

responding late to KK, I assume we're all still waiting for Lardy?

Wait no more, my faithful!

Will I post next?

not if I post before you.

Now, dear Lard Knight, I do belive it may be your turn.

Yes! I meant that I'd post next after you, of course!

Perhaps, dedman will post next?

Hes dead to the world so its just me again.

you want to bat this one back to me Lardy?

I don't have a bat but I'll try my best.

#swings wildly# (but enough of what I do at the weekends)

Right back at you Faraway Lad!

Strike two.

Eh, Joe-Boy?

Will his Deputy do?

Is that Lard Lad I see?

Yea, verily it be me!

Forsooth! Be that Kent Shakespeare thither?

Like, no, dude.

KP?

Nah.

Haven't seen Deddy in a while.

Deddy?

Would a "daddy" suffice? No?

How about grandfather Faraway next?

do you know somthing I dont Lardy. Dont tell me Cobalt has met my daughter

So will Walkingwithcrows finally get to swing that bat?

Probably, but not just yet.

Right, Kent?

I agree WWC won't get to it anytime soon.

BTW-Luckily, Cobie couldn't track down Faraway's daughter when she was in the US., because he couldn't spell "Maryland" for the Yahoo Directions search.

Right, Faraway?

Guess he's still contemplating that "grandfather" crack!

Speaking of crack, where's Rockhopper?

(What? Oh, I just meant that he's a 'cracking' good chap, okay?

)

Rockhopper has a case of happy feet right now.

But he will be back later, right WWC?

Not WWC but I'm sure he will be....

in fact I think Rockhopper is next!!

the grandad returns

(i hope not)

so will Abin drop by from his hotel room?

Eugh. Let's hope not.

But maybe Rocky will come now...

nope.

Have you seen him, Faraway?

not for a while Kent, but i think I heard Cali in here a little while back wonder if shes still around

Back again! (Though I think you've gone the way of the Sandman, Faraway.)

Maybe the Legendary Poster known as Cobalt Kid will grace us with his presence...

Maybe, but not right now.

Perhaps we'll see LardLad next.

I'm sure we will.

Right?

Nope,

Lash?

No, thank you, but I could go for an Orangina.

How about you, Kippers?

nope.

Everyday Girl?

Have not seen her for a while.

do you know where she is Abin?

Hmmm...guess he doesn't!

Will dedman appear next...over his dead body?

Indeed I will

Back to you LardLad

Thenk you veddy much!

Will it be a hot time in the old town tonight? It will be if Cali posts next!

then Iwill just have to cool things down again for a moment.

Now is Deddy around to take over?

Rumors of my Deth are greatly exaggerated.

Right Lar d'Lad ?

Yep, you're not dead, La d'Boy(?)!

How's the ice, R'ocky?

A'Drienne! A'Dreinne!
oh... wrong R'Ocky.

sorry, L'Ardy. Will you accept my apology?

Only if it's written on a cake!

Want some cake, E'DE?

I'm sure he would like that.

Wouldn't he, Abin?

That Abin...always leavin' us hangin'!

Right, M'Iner?

I don't know what Miner thinks.

Do you C'ali

Hey, you think she's a mind reader or somethin'?

Speaking of mindreaders, shall Spellbinder post next?

nope. not a chance.

I see you Lardlad!!!

Guess that's because I'm hard to miss.

Speaking of hard, let's hear from the R'Ock(hopper)!

Me again.

Come-on Rocky!!!

Here I come to say the dayyyyy!

*Ahem*

LardLad?

Hit us with your best shot, Rocky!

Don't you mean Pat?

...well, don't you, Lardy?

Benatar. Pat Benatar.

Yes indeed!

You a fan of hers, Cali?

I am, but I'm not Cali.

What about Cali, Cali?

She's hung over from the party last night.

How are you holding up, Deds?

I'm in pretty good shape.

What about you Lardy?

Head hurts a little. But I'm wondering if I slept with someone last night.

Did I, Deds?

not that I'm aware of.

Did I, Lardy?

Don't ask me--I don't remember much at all!

Kent, did you see any of us in compromising positions when you came in this morning?

I don't know what Kent saw, but these aren't my pants.

Are they yours, Rockhopper?

Reply hazy. Ask again later.

ded?

You rang?

you around Cali?

No, I'm around South Carolina as usual.

Where are you, Miner?

Not around me, anyway.

Dedster?

hi there!!!

Where is Miner?

I don't know.

Do you know where he is Rockhopper?

I can assure you that he doesn't.

Right, wwc?

No WWC here.

How could you mistake us Miner?

Miner didn't, I did.

I apologize. Maybe EDE can help me figure you all out?

Don't bet on that!

Right, EDE?

Of course, Lardy!

Maybe the preserved consciousness of Adolf Hitler in the body of a giant robotic grasshopper will drop by to help us out, however!

Huh? What's EDE been smokin'?

Any idea, Rocky?

I hope he doesn't smoke. It's not good for you.

Lard Lad?

Hola, Senor Rockhopper!

Y como estas, Caliente?

no Cali....
...back to you Lardy.

Es correcto!

Now: Goin' back to Cali, Cali, Cali...

East Coast represent!

right, ded?

I'm not Ded, and I'm not on the East Coast.

Is that okay Deddy?

I guess he doen't think so.

What say you, Miner?

Hey, hey, sorry I'm late!!!!

Over to you Cali!!

you wouldn't mistake me for Cali in person.

right, Kippers?

Well I'm from Alabama, and 3 and 4 are the digits in my age, and if I were Heath Ledger, I'd spend the summer with Jake Gyllenhaal instead of Heath's wife, but I'm no Kippers.

right, Kippers?

There can be only one Kippers.

And I ain't him.

Right, KP?

How 'bout an LL instead?

How's everyone's favorite Lad (Boy)?

Nope.

Is CJ Taylor hereabouts?

Nope no CJ.

Hello Miner!!!

Goodbye Miner!!!

Hello....Arachne?

Spider-person. Penguin-person. One of those.

Is that Quislet, Esq. I see?

No

Kent?

yep.

Quislet?

Darn, And I thought I could just peek in here.

Rockhopper Lad should be next.

I should, shouldn't I?

It would be nice to see Caliente.

Would it ever! She's purty!

Meanwhile I guess you'll have to settle for El Nino Gordo, though, for now!

Please grace us with your beauty, Cali!

And you'll have to settle for the beauty of El Niño Salta-Rocas (Okay, I had to look that one up).

¿Y El Niño Gordo ahora?

No senor, it iz I, El Boyo de Ramo.

And now, the lovely, the talanted,....Caliente!

nope, but she's next.

Cali?

Unfortunately, no.

Lardy?

nope.

Clap if you believe in Cali!

Clap Clap

Well is she here yet? Nope?

Maybe Kent will be back to entertain us.

What's your definition of "entertain"?

I think ded will be back first.

Right you are.

and next is Kent.

No. And next is Rockhopper Lad.

Now Lard Lad.

Ta-DAAAAH!

Karnak says, "Rockhopper's next!"

Karnak is wrong!!

Tis I the master of disguise.

Disco ded are you there?

Nope
Rocky?

Nope.

Bullwinkle....I mean, Kent?

Not Kent, nor Gloucester, perhaps the Fool though.

Kent?

...so. Fools still tarry with guessing games whilst a schism erupts within their ranks! Perhaps Gary Concord was not so wrong as his foes claim...

Can you claim otherwise, Cobaltus?

You know Cob, talking to yourself is the first sign of madness

Yes, I know it's not Cobalt...

[And, seriously, wasn't that alt permanently-retired and thus unguessable?]

Miner.

Not quite yet, I'm afraid!

SCarlet?

More like 'Gung-ho', I suppose.

Rocky?

Apollo?

oh sorry, wrong movie.

Care to lend a hand Kent?

No, I think not.

Gary, perhaps you will help me turn the tides of this monotonmous thread's existance.

Perhaps not.

Kent?

Nope.

Rocky?

Now was that Rocky 1, 2 3 4 or however many they are up to now? Man that Sly Stallone is looking old now.

Dont you agree Bevis

I'm sure he does.

Eh, ded?

Not yet.

Is that Mister Shakespeare?

no its not.

Joe-boy?

no, it's not.

Quislet?

Why yes, it is.

Will Kent come back to see if it was me?

why, yes!

reverse order! Ded?

Indeed!!!

Quis again?

Yup.

I'm think Kent again.

yep!

Ded again?

Nope, the chain is broken.

Dedman now?

Nope. Kiss that chain goodbye.

Lardy?

I've never been confused with Ron-Karr, but Lardy? Nay I say!

EDE?

I'll take him!

Er, I mean... Tamper, are you out there?

When Cali calls, I come running.

Will Kent be next?

Yes.

I mean no.

Maybe now?

Nope.

But perhaps Kent will post next finally?

not yet

next is Quis

no, but close

He should be here in a moment...Quis?

nope. me again.

Will it be Vee again?

nope.

Ded again?

Right you are.

Back to you Kent.

yep.

ded?

correct.

Kent?

More like Olsen.

ded?

Not yet.

Quis?

Surprisingly not.

Tamper?

Nope.

Vee?

That's me

Deddy?

Here I am!!!

Back to you Vee.

You rang?

Shall we go for 3 deddy?

certainly.

and now I present, in all his glory....VEE!!!

Present!

And now...back to you...Dedman!

Thank you Vee....

I see Tamper is lurking about.....but next is Vee again.

Yep still me.

Yeah, Tamper or Quis are bound to join the fun soon but until they do it's deddy again.

You must be psychic Vee!!

Your right about Quis and Tamper but till they break the string, its Vee time.

Vee time it is!

However I don't think it's quite Quis time or Tamper Time either, it still feels like the Dedman Mystery Hour to me.

I'll have to break this up now gents!

In fact, up next will be none other than...Giant Robotic Lesbian!

(er, its a stretch, I know...)

I have a Mystery Hour...coolness!!!

Vee for Victory!!!!!

Hi Deddy

Just ignore that interruption by Cobie.

BVack to Dedman Mystery Hour for me!

Nononono! I shall not be ignored!

Up next--none other than Policy Pam!

Policy Pam...not likely!!!!

Who's that I see? Its Vee!!

Bingo!

OK, not really. But keep trying.

Still there, Cobes?

Yep it's me!

I can insure that there will be no appearance by Policy Pam during the Dedman Mystery Hour!

Okay, you may be right, but perhaps, Lightning Lad?

Not even close.

Kent?

Whoa I was expected an hour ago? Sorry I was reading Brave & the Bold and the Spirit.

Now Kent

Nope but he may turn up

Right after Quis

Or, perhaps right after me.

Eh, Quis?

Wrong

Now Kent?

nope.

WWC?

Nah! Damn! Can't believe Cobalt posted here!

Anyhow, back to deddy!

Frayed knot.

Faraway Lad, are you out there?

Apparently Not.

Does this thread serve a purpose LardButtLad?

Are you saying my bum looks big in this?

Crosses arms and starts tapping foot.

Well Mr Concord I'm waiting for an answer

how about it, Grape Boy?

Well both of your heads match the description.

Right Polar Boy?

You can ask him when he gets here.

Right, Lardy?

nope.

Cali?

Nah, it's just me.

(Between us all, btw, Grape Boy's a jerk!)

Why do you side with that schmuck, Empress Frio?

Oh, like she'll tell *you*.

Right, PB?

Wrong.

Deddy?

Right...luckily I'm still waiting to go to the casino.

Miner?

Nah...I'm of age.

Are you, Cali?

Isn't it impolite to ask?

What do you think, Kent?

Guess he has no opinion.

But you ALWAYS do, right Miner?

wrong on both accounts!

HA!

But I'll forgive you if you post again, Lardy.

I'm sure he will.

Right, ded?

I'm very much alive, thank you. And of age... for most things. (Darn drinking laws!)

IB understands my pain, don't you bud?

Yeah, as if!

I feel your pain, though, Cali.

I feel as though that's meant as inuendo, Lardy. Dirty boy.

...Lash?

nope.

Miner?

Wrong agai.....oh, darn.

Quis?

nope...maybe next.

Quis?

<click>Who is this 'Quis'? My programming seems to lack adequate files for nicknames. And what is the purpose of this thread? Perhaps my master's friend Rockhopper Lad can elucidate for me?<click>

I'll be glad to upload some more information about some of the nicknames, LLR. I answer to Rocky, RhL, RHL and RL, for example.

Caliente is often called Cali.

<click>Most curious.

So...'Rocky'...these nicknames seem a trifle random. Why are you not called 'Hopper' or Caliente 'Ente', for example?<click>

One can not expect a robot to understand human fobiles, maybe Calinete can help with your further programing

with that spelling of Caliente, obviously that was Cobie guest-starring as Faraway Lad.

right, Ded?

um..right!!!

How does it feel to be a timetrapper Quis?

I'm sure he's ecstatic.

Isn't he, Kent?

I believe so.

Maybe the Lard Lad Robot will use its processors to add computerized confirmation.

Maybe but in the meantime its me Cobalt Kid again. Now will I post as my other Alt of Abin next?

then again maybe not.

next is Vee.

nope.

Dean?

Nope.

ded?

yup.

Lard Lad Robot?

<click>Affirmative. I hypothesize that the next visitor to this thread will be the next to post.<click>

And since we can't confirm that, we'll just assume you're wrong.

Right, Quis?

nope.

Cali?

Not exactly.

Quis?

Not yet.

Quis? your needed.

nope.

Still waiting for Quis.

Yeah where is Quis, we need him.

good question!

Lardy, will you look for him?

<click>I trust you refer to I, his robot replacement? Query: where should I start looking for Quislet, Esq., Kent Shakespeare?<click>

Maybe over at Spaceopoly?

would you help him, Insomniac Girl?

Who are you calling a girl?

ded?

Who are you calling ded? I'm alive I tell ya! Alive!!!!!

Ahem.

I got a little bit carried away there Kent sorry.

oh oh...one too late

we're waiting for you Kent.

sorry I'm late! blame the media. everyone else does.

right, LardBot?

Lardbot must be in the pub. Maybe Miner will come along next

Spot on.

Maybe Lardbot will finally get out of that pub?

not yet.

Rocky?

No, but soon, I would imagine.

Kent?

nope.

Kent?

don't smoke. thanks, though.

Ded?

Not yet.

Cali?

nope.

Abin?

Nah.

Quis?

WWC! Where ya bin?

are you still around?

nope.

Faraway?

He's not close by right now.

Rockhopper?

nope.

Kent?

yep.

deddy again?

No.

Miner?

But of course.

ded?

for sure dude!

Quis?

Sure. Is it multiple choice?

Kent?

Nah, me again.

Hey Kent, are you there?

yep!

why've you been gone so much lately, WWC?

I've got a new girlfriend who's kept me busy but I'll try and spend more time here, when she's at college.

So how have you been Kent?

ill, actually. but getting better.
glad to hear about the g/f.

Will Kippers be next?

Sorry to hear you were ill Kent but glad you are feeling better.

Is Miner about?

I'm sure he is but until the main attraction heres the warm up act.

So Kent what was wrong with you.

I'll just do everyone a favor and not take the straight line there.

Kent?

nope.

Still calling for Kent.

Kent?

You're not having a relapse are you buddy?

Kent?

Nope just me.

Ded you there?

nice to be popular!

Quis?

nope.

Miner?

Insect. Bird. Something else else like that.

Miner now?

nope.

Dain?

nope.

He Who Wanders?

nope.

CJ Taylor?

Nope.

ded again?

I haven't been the first time.

WWC?

nope just me haveing a Saturday night in on the old pc.

Cali!!!!!! Your up next Girl

Girl? I think not!!

Lard Lad Robot?

nope! Just me.

So Ded how’s the boogie woogie poltergeist of company B?

I guess he's OK.

Kent?

nope.

WWC?

nope.

now WWC?

Why do you guys keep mongering for World War 100?

Like the human race is gonna last that long...

...

Kent again?

Nope!

But I would love to see Poverty in here again.

Happy to oblige.

Suddenly <strike>Susan</strike>-- err, Seymour?

Not sudden enough.

Maybe now?

nope.

Rockhopper?

Uh-uh.

Perhaps now?

Here I am!

Will Dedman make another appearance now?

Not yet.

Perhaps Harbinger will see her name here and join in?

not yet anyways.

I see you there Quis!!!

And here I am.

Will Pov pop in? This is a pants free thread, isn't it?

I hope not. I'm posting from a public computer.

what about you, Rocky?

I don't wear pants either--covered with feathers, don'cha know.

Caliente isn't usually covered with feathers.

Just what is Caliente normally covered in then Rocky?

I don't know but if she want's to post some photos I wont complain.

Will you Lardy

I'm sure he won't.

Eh, Quis?

nope.

Abin?

nope.

knowjack?

Nope

Kent?

nope.

Vee?

Nope.

ded again?

right you are

back to you miner

nope.

Lardy?

sorry.

Quis?

why be sorry WWC?

I'm sorry because I'm not WWC.

Am I, Quis?

No you are not Quis.

Is he, Faraway?

Quis is in Boston. That's not terribly faraway from here, but I suppose it is for you.

Right, Tamper?

Hic!

Sorry Tamper I think that was meant for you, please carry on.

Er Right, Get out of my way.

Quis

Hey, no need to push you just spilled my pint.

Quis I think we may be needing a lawyer in here soon!

If not an ambulance.

Eh, ded?

indeed.

WWC?

nope.

another round, Darden?

I don't know about Faraway, but I'll have one.

Ummm....Cali?

Not quite.

Ded you still around?

I am.

You there Rocky?

Nope just me.

Deddy?

Nope.

Rockhopper?

nope.

Kent?

yep.

Cobie?

Please.

WWC?

nope.

now Cobie?

Not a chance

But he might appear if I call on him...ohhhhh Cobie! Dolly's here feeling lonely and neglected!

Try opening a tin of mint jelly. That might help.

ded?

yup.

Vee?

Nope.

Faraway?

nope just me.

Bevis?

Nope

CJ Taylor?

nope.

Miner?

No.

Ram Boy?

nope.

Blockade Boy?

Maybe. You don't really know.

Kent?

nope.

Kent is next.

No, he isn't.

Maybe now?

still no kent

Maybe now?

I think he's avoiding us.

WWC?

nope.

Quis?

Brimming over with wrongability

ActorLad?

me!

quis?

Nay!

HWW?

Not I.

Dedman?

here I am!

WWC?

Crowd's over there

Miner?

Lucky guess.

'boot?

Nope.

Miner?

You're WRONG!

Actor?

You're wrong too!

Ram Boy?

Wronger

Miner?

Nope, I'm legal.

EDE?

Definitely!

Er... Chad Allan!

nope.

Chips Ahoy Boy?

No, silly.

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall?

Nah. She doesn't come here anymore.

Deddy?

Nope.

WWC?

Still no crowds.

Miner again

Nope, though with our drinking habits I see how you could get confused.

Back to you Reboot.

Not yet.

Maybe now.

Grrr...

EDE

Only so's I can guess:

Any member of the Bachman-Turner Overdrive?

Buh-buh-buh-BAAAYbe, I Ain't seen none of 'em yet...

Spellbinder?

Not I

Miner?

He couldn't make it.

Betcha it's Tamper Lad next. (He's always following me about, you know.)

I do not...

Quislet Esq.?

nope.

Giant Robotic Lesbian?

Over at Cobalt's place - and no, I don't know why.

Pov?

Nope.

Abin Quank?

Newp!

Rockhopper Lad?

Indeed.

Disaster Boy?

No.

'boot?

Nope. He's Next

Reboot?

Keep guessing, and it'd happen eventually

Miner?

Nope its me.
All Ded, all the time!!!

Ded?

right!!!

lets try someone else....
Fat Cramer?

Okay, now that's cheating...

HWW?

Nah

Not HWW but WWC.

Quis?

Not I

Ded?

Not yet.

Perhaps now?

Correct.

Quis?

nope

Now it's Daxamite Kid?

Not exactly.

Reboot?

Nope.

Blockade Boy?

Uh-uh.

Rockhopper?

nope.

haven't seen kent in a while....Kent?

Not yet.

Reboot?

nope.

Lardy?

nope.

Quis?

Nope.

ded?

yup

Daxamite Kid?

Newp!

Rocky?

Here I are.

Reboot?

nope.

Quis?

Nope!

Maybe now?

nope.

now? Quis where are you?

He'll be checking in soon, I'm sure.

Cali?

Nope.

Lardy?

non.

Peut-etre notre Pariscub va retourner?

Nope,

Lash?

Not Lash.

Lardy?

Yo!

'Sup, EDE?

Talking to yourself Lardbutt?

Cobalt Creep?

Sounds like a problem with your jockey shorts.

Kent?

nope.

RHL?

Yes, indeed.

Kent?

Non non... not at all.
Dedman?

non.

Seymour?

Nope

Abin?

Not Quite,

Cobalt Kid?

nope.

Miner?

No.

Pov?

Yes!

NOW Miner?

Nope,

Lash?

nope,

Lash?

not yet.

Abin?

Why Yes!

Kent?

nope.

Quis?

No. Sorry.

But he should indeed be around. Quis?

Nuh-uh.

Kent?

yep! sorry it took so long.

Stealth?

Nope!

Tamper?

No.

Lardy?

Nah,

Nighty?

nope.

Pov?

no.

Rocky?

no.

Yo! Caliente.

No. Yo soy Rockhopper.

Abin?

Ah been... around.

Hey, walkwithcrowds! Post something!

It's A-bin!

POV!!!

Ay-bin sounds to Canadian for Pov.

Right, Pov?

I don't know what Pov thinks.

I'll ask him for you....

Hey Pov?

Where's that POV fellow anyway?

Pov?

Nope.

Quis?

Nah. Miner?

nope

CJ Taylor?

Nope,

Lash?

Lash who?

I'm hoping POV can explain it all to me.

Alas, I am no Lash.

Doublechinner, help us out!

Ohmygod, NO!

Mr. Quizzy-Poo?

Nope. Sorry Miss Girl.

Next?...erm..(looking at recent visitors list)..

Cali?

ahh, if only . . ..

wwc

Nope.

Povster?

Yup!

CJ?

Nope,

Lash?

bwahahahahahahahahaha

.................... <ahem> lash?

I aspire to be that fabulous, but alas, no.

Lardy?

Nah, I prefer "big-boned"...

Cobie?

Nope

Quis?

No, but I think I saw him earlier.

Paging Blockade Boy. Paging Blockade Boy.

nyet.

Arachne?

Nada.

Abin?

A bin, a bucket, whatever.

Vee!

Nah,

BubbleButt?

Oh, all right...

CJ?

N-O.

CJ now?

nah.

Lardy? Are you there good buddy?

Pov, you're right! Or is it that other CJ?

Any chance I can see more Seymour?

No.

Kent?

Nope.

Ram Boy?

Nope.

Abin?

nope.

WWC?

Nope,

Rocky?

never!!! bwahahahahahaahaahaa

Outddoor Miner !

me.

i say Rocky.

I say Road, can we go get some ice cream???

The newly-returned Actor Lad is next!

Nope.

Seymour?

Nope,

Caliente?

Hey, it is me!

Maybe... Flatulence Lad?

Sorry the Cabbage, Beans and Garlic were not on the menu.

Deddy?

Nope,

But I bet Fart Girl is around...

Has anyone actually seen her? I think she may be a hoax, like Shrinking Violet!

Cali?

You rang, Sir John?

Maybe it's time for a legendary appearance by MLLASH..?

Hope. Just the legendary Lard Lad!

How about the legendary Rockhopper Lad next?

Am I a legend already?

I didn't even know I'd even made it to folk tale!

Lardy again?

Nah. I prefer "pleasantly plump", thanks.

I'll put out an APB for Awkward Pause Boy...

.......

No, he's not here.

But perhaps Pov still is?

DingDingDing!! Lardy's a winnah!

Is Ms. Stealth around?

I am very much present.

Congratulations, Pov.

Is there a chance Rockhopper Lad might visit this thread?

A very good chance, in fact!

Might He Who Wanders wander in?

maybe later but not now.

is WWC around?

Nah, he's a-square!

Speaking of squares, where's Teeds?

I'm not a square!

I'm kind of squiggly.

Is Quis next?

let's find out, shall we?

oh, Quis?
Quis?

Maybe later.

Pov?

Not so much.

I'm seeing Stealth in the future...

And, as the L.E.G.I.O.N. used to say, the future is now. Hi, Cali.

Outdoor Miner again?

Probably...

It was inevitable.

Shall we see Cali again?

Eventually.

Maybe now.

Nuh-uh!

How about Lard Lad Robot's friend, Babette?

He wishes.

Rocky?

I'm more of a roll-y myself.

Reboot?

Nope

Quis?

Multiple choice, I hope.

Tamper!

Not tonight.

Rocky?

No, but people mix us up all the time.

How about now, Rockhopper Lad?

Yeah, it's that whole animal-beginning-with-R-never-mind-that-one's-a-sheep-and-the-other's-a-penguin thing. That's why they get us mixed up.

Is Stealth about?

I'm not known for subtlety.

Could Pov be here and pantsless?

-COULD- I!

Dr. One, paging Dr. One...

Whoops--dialed me instead!

Paging Mr. Shakespeare?

I'm not quite that literary, no.

Pov?

Fudge, double post. Sorry! (Still rooting for Povvikins, though.)

Yes'm!

How 'bout a celebratory guess for the Papa-to-be, Dev?

Would a guy who already has 2 kids, suffice?

Cali, how 'bout turnin' up the heat!

Sure thang, Lardy!

I'm hoping Fart Girl shows up next!

You and me both!

How about it, FG?

Nope.

Odds have to say that the next poster will have "Lard" in their name.

Wrong again! For I am not plural, but singular!

Quis?

Wrong!

And I think you will find that they/their is accepted as a gender-neutral singular pronoun these days

Kent?

Yep! You're awfully sociable today, ain'tcha?

Do you agree, Ram Boy?

Wrong, Reboot! Bad grammar ain't never appropriate!

Wrong, also, Kent!

Right, Ram Boy!

Wrong, Lard Lad!

But you'll be back...

Wro--! Okay, right.

But will Kent be back?

Not just yet.

I predict green in the future... right Tamper?

Um no,

Not for the fall season sweetie. The only green I see is this spirulina smoothie.

I'm seeing a full figured man though. Too bad those fitted shirts look terrible on them.

Did someone say, "full-figured man"?

Speaking of full-figures, will Cali grace me with her presence?

Sure, why not? It's out of continuity, after all.

I'm thinking Rocky might come by next!

Oh, "full figure". I thought you said "full-feathered".

Maybe Actor Lad will show up.

Nah, he's an absentee husband if there ever was one!

Maybe Cali will let us glimpse her poor, neglected self again?

Give it up Lard Brain...

Rockhopper?

Mister Concord?

Is Cali still hereabouts?

Now really, do I look like an Orange County chick?

Where's the object of my desire - Clive-bot, are you lurking?

Yes, milady, I am!

How are you this evening, my lovely Babette?

Sorry, I'm the lovely Caliente.

I'm betting on Lardy this time. The real deal, not the robotic sidekick.

Sorry, hot latin chick. Oh Clive-bot. I hardly recognized you with that avatar. This is how I know you.
[Linked Image]

Although, I am a teensey weensey bit upset at seeing you with that Bismolian hussy. Careful with your fingers, my dear.

Could you be next?

I've put a request for a more appropriate avatar in to the Board's administration this very night, milady...shortly before you appeared.

I'm certain it will be ready very shortly!

[eyes Nightcrawler]

And as you can see from that picture, that "hussy" could do nothing to draw my attentions away from you!

I hope you see that, milady!

Don't be eyeing Nightcrawler, now. You're all over the place, aren't you. I should know better than to get involved with a pretty bot.

Easy, my sweet. This robot doesn't, how do you say, "pendulate that way"! I only eyed him becauseit is he who will likely facilitate the implementation of my avatar here!

I've missed you...immensely.

Okay, that's enough of their sap fest now.

Nova Girl, save us!

Robot Love, How weird.

Now Rocky?

What's weird about it, Miss Nova Girl?

Nope, it's Lardy!

Hey, who was that?

Did you see him, Cali?

I ain't seen nothin' of nobody.

Ain't that right, Concord?

Nah we made a machine that turned him into really bad wine.

But after the first bottle you hardly notice.

Isn't that right, Deddy?

Not Deddy...but I could be your daddy, if ya know what I mean?

Whataya say, NG?

Um how 'bout no?

Quis show up and tell me I file suit for sexual harassment?

Why wouldja wanna do that?

Oh well, maybe the Empress will indulge me?

Nope. Just the son of the Emperor Pyngwyn!

Is Stealth hereabouts?

Right here.

Wanna make it two ladies in a row, Nova Girl?

If she was, would you know it?

Frio?

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, Gary Concord?

Mostly it means I was late getting my post in...

Satisfied, Stealth?

Yes, quite satisfied. Thank you.

Might Rockhopper Lad pay a return visit?

Here I am!

Is Mr Concord still around?

Yes, for the moment...

Nova?

No, it's me Grapes...your NEMESIS!

Post next, Grapes, so I can punch you in the face!

Wanna try punching me?

Hruumph... Didn't think so...

You still here Stealth?

Nay. Stealth hath, as ye mortals phrase it, "switched places" with myself; she is, after all, my avatar.

Perhaps we shall see Lard Lad next?

umm...hey, what's cookin' Enchantress?

And, Rocky, where's Time Teller Lad? I've been waitin' forever at the Rookery!

Take a look. He's there.

Clive Bot?

Clive Bot? Who's that?

And I see Time Teller Lad's there...and as an Alt no less! I expected him to appear as a GenChar!

Speaking of Alt's, will My Wee Fem post here again?

Lardy, why are you trolling my granddaughter's girl-friends?

Rocky?

Nope!

Maybe now my boy RHL will show...

Here I are!

Lardster?

Here-ster!

Still around, Cali?

You know you really want it to be me.
Don't you, Lardy.

um, uh...*gulp*

I'm more interested in Cali, right now.

Besides, aren't you more interested in Clive, right now?

Lardy, don't you think we all know you programmed Clive with your personality (minus the aggression).

Actually, he was never programmed with mine. Yes, he had some of my trappings, but the personality was never supposed to be like me.

Do...do you find him that much like me?

Underneath your gruff and violent exterior, I see an operatic tenor. (And in case you don't know what that means, its "The Star of the Show."

I don't know if that's a compliment, but...

are you programmed to flirt with everyone or...do you really find me (and my robot by extension) particularly attractive?

Okay, let's break this up. I'm getting diabetes here.

Where's Thora when you need her?

Quote

Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I don't know if that's a compliment, but...

are you programmed to flirt with everyone or...do you really find me (and my robot by extension) particularly attractive?

I said your Robot had your personality. I find your robot attractive. If you had studied your LegionWorld history, Lardiness, you'd know that my virtue protocol is one of the most strict in all of LegionWorld. I do not flirt. I engage ... when appropriate.

Oh, Empress, my condolences. Hope the insulin pump doesn't ruin the line of your gown.

Are you..."engaging" me, now, Babette?

{mind your own business, Empress!}

No. My protocols don't allow for amorous feelings for humans. You have to be at least 84.35% cyborg for my protocol to kick in.

Okay, good...so why so interested in me, Babette?

Huh? You wish. Send your robot if you want vicarious thrills. But know this. Clive and I both know that under my virtue protocol, it takes at least 254.3 years to get to first base. We don't care since our bodies don't deteriorate. We have all the time in the galaxy.

Then, if you've heard anything about me...you know I could never wait that long!

Yeesh, poor robot...he's 'whipped already!

I shall continue this Mr. Lard, after my rejuvenation session. Bon soir.

Later.

Now back to our regularly-scheduled thread!

Yer up, Rocky!

Nope. Sorry Lardy. Yer wrong, it's Cobie next.

Not Cobie.

Cobie?

Nay! Tis I!

Up next shall be Kid Prime?

Do I Look like a Go-Bot?

Stoopid Cat?

Bwhaha-ha-ha... (Now that's Funny...)

*snerk* Hilarious.

Rocky?

Not here.

Lad Boy you're on in 5..4..3..2..1..

ZERO! That's how many points you get for that guess!

But...what's that in the distance, I see?

*gasp*

Suddenly Seymour is standing besi-ide me!

He don't give me orders. He don't condescend.

Oh.

Lardy again?

Correcto! You win this nice, man-eating plant!

Speaking of man-eaters, where's good ol' Shark Lad?

WRONG!

For too long have I waited. But now at last I stand revealed.

We invaded Legion World once, and we brought chaos. I do so now again, but with far fewer allies--though far deadlier.

Isn't that right--Slim?

I've been called many things but slim is not one of them.

You know what I mean dont you Abin

Abin's not much slimmer than you or I.

Now Cobie on the other hand...

Yeah! The little spelk

don’t see what all the women see in him do you Kent

Nah, No Kent,

But Mr Ambassador is next...

Don't call me Mister, or Ambassador either.

Everyday Girl?

Yes Miss Nova?

Is Mr Faraway still here?

Omigod, no! It's Mr. Lardy!

Omigod, is Britney still here?

like.. hello! its past her bedtime duh!

So whos on morning shift Cobalt perhaps?

Not Quite!

Perhaps a bumbling fool Legionnaire will be next, like Tamper Lad...

Is that Ram Boy I see?

not from over here its not.

So Lad Boy hows it hanging?

Nope,

Lash?

nope.

Lash?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope!

Lash?

Nope,

BRAINS!!!!

uh, I mean:

Lash?

Brains? Why yes here I am m'lady

Oh! I see what you mean Lardy.

Lash?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope,

Lash?

Ohmygod! Nope,

Mr. Lash?

Nope!

Lash Tot?

Nope,

PeePaw Lash?

I haven't been here in quite a long time. BUt I've been here more times than Lash.

But not to break a trend.

MLLASH?

Nope,

Lashwire?

Nope.

Lash Lad?

No.

The most beloved of all posters?

Nope.

The Living Retcon?

Nope,

Lash Lass?

Nope.

Lashipoo?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope,

Lash Larue?

Nope

Lash Lad

Nope!

MLLASH?

Nope,

Michael Lash?

Nope

Disco Lash?

Will Disco Lad do?

Reboot?

nope!

Just some one faraway.

Maybe our fearless leader will make an appearence

Nope,

Lash?

Wrong again Abin

Concord get your sorry butt in here

Sorry, he's unavailable due to abuse by the posters above.

Tamper Lad, get your unconscious butt over here!

Who're you calling unavailable sister?

Frio?

Not exactly.

Hrun?

Damn, guess we're not supposed to guess Lash anymore!

So...

...Lash?

WRONG!

Isn't that right...Vee?

No Metternich--it is I, one of your fellow Five Faces of DEATH! Will th Empress join us in our revelry?

She must be busy.

Faraway Lad?

You called fearless leader.

Caliente?

No.

Semi?

Nope. The real Yellow, the whole Yellow and nothing but the Yellow.
-bam-

Your turn Lard Lad.

May I interupt here first?

Now Lardy its your go

And back to you, Far...

Not this time!

Fat Cramer?

Hey, I might be carrying a couple of extra pounds, but ... really!

Vee?

No just his co-leader

Lard Lad?

Ding-ding!

Rex Viridian?

Nope.

How about an appearance by Quis?

Nah,

Cobie?

What?

Quis

Nah,

Cobie?

Cobie can't come to the Board right now? May I direct you to someone else?

Say Faraway Lad?

Nah,

Cobie?

I'm sensing a theme here, Abin...

Cobie, are you the new Lash?

Nah,

Cobie?

He must be making number two or something?

Hey Cobie, light a match when you're done?

Cobie?

Ah, so that's what that smell is. Gross.

Kid Cobalt, as LMBP leader, I order you to stop. (Please?)

KC is in the stall next to Cobie. It's part of his Secret Service Duty.

Cobie?

Nah,

Cobie?

Well I am wearing a Cobalt Blue tie today.

o mighty surfer of mines?

I sometimes surf in the gutters but not today.

Cobie?

Nope. Not that his fiancee could tell with the lights out...

CJ?

Nah, I'm no Circle Jerk (I hope).

Povvins?

You sure you don't want a cracker, Lardie?

I think Not!

Cobie?

Nah, he doesn't do weekends.

But Pov does, right?

Apparently not.

Is Cobie sufficiently sobered up from the holiday weekend to make an appearance here?

to quote someone "Apparently not."

Maybe Faraway Lad will pop in here.

Dunno.

What do you think, Rocky?

Dunno

What DO you think Rocky

I don't know what Rocky thinks, but I want you to come right back here and explain why you were so late showing up.

Shuffles feet and looks at floor.

“sorry sir”

Sniff

“Caliente will tell you why we were late sir,

wont you Cali.

ha! looks like your alibi skipped out on ya!

doesn't it, Vee?

Hey, just because I got distracted at the Hootchie Hut doesn't mean I won't be his alibi! I can definitely vouch for him-- he was there with me.

Nova Girl, tell them.

With an alibi like that I can get into trouble.

Nova Girl you tell them I was there on offical business

of course she will.

do you believe that, Roy?

Everyone goes to the Hut on official business. I was there to learn about my students. I learned that theyre dopey man-brats who think they know it all.

And next Everyday Girl will tell you all about the education that goes on there.

I certainly learnt a thing or two

Wonder what Everyday Girl learnt?

How should I know?

I think Kent will pop back onto this thread next.

I don't see that happening.

Thoughts, Rocky?

I think I should have stuck with my first thought and have said it would have been you, Caliente.

Now, I'll guess Rockhopper Lad.

I'm back from my service in the Colonel's Militia.

What'd I miss Rocky?

Nothing exciting. Just Legion World avoiding destruction yet again.

Cali was there. Tell Tamper all about it, Cali.

*sniff* No. Too soon.

Maybe Clive can share...

I am here, but my "father" Lard Lad is not, unfortunately. He...died.

That's what you missed, Tamper Lad.

I never met Lard Lad. Too bad, I'd love to have killed him too.

Isn't that right old friend? Eryk Davis Ester?

Ohmygod!

EDE's out buying a new Nellie Cap.

Want another try at killing me?

OR Maybe Jailbait Lass is around...

I don't see her.

do you, Rocky?

No...but I'm visiting him presently.

Right, Mr. Rockhopper?

I'm Mr. Shakespeare, actually.

you're new, kid. I'll cut ya some slack.

Right, Cramer?

Did you just call me fat?

Well, did you, Kent?

He did Cali He did, I heard him.

So what you got to say to that Kent

He is not around at the moment.

But perhaps we should let Nova Girl respond?

I can respond for myself; no Cali, I did not call you fat. And as you can see for yourself on my last several guesses, I've been wrong so many times in a row that I might as well be married.

Right, Lash?
(see? now I'm intentionally being wrong!)

Ooops!

I certainly wouldn't want to disappoint you there, Mr. Shakespeare!

Would Caliente, the object of my late "father's" affection, care to post next?

Sure, why not?

Maybe EDE will make a cameo!

don't bet your hot little... name.

Rocky?

No, I'm smooth

Maybe Rockhopper Lad will make an appearance next.

Nope, I don't see him. Do you, Kent?

Pariscub, what do you mean you don't see me? I'm right here!

Right, Quis?

Apparently not.

Faraway?

I'm closer than you think.

And you'll come back to this thread just to prove me right.

yep!

Isn't Quis always right, Rocky?

More often than not.

What say you, Quis?

I say I should quit while I am ahead.

Rockhopper Lad will come back to see my response.

He's slightly delayed will I do

Quis?

Lawyers remain in hot demand.

Quis?

Sorry, no legal advice here.

Tamper?

Yes you are right. Our leader is so smart.

Kent?

Nope.

Just Nope.

I'm not gonna ask Lash to respond.

Nope, Not Gonna Do It, No Way!

Lash?????

Ay, no. Just me. But who knows who might wander in next.

He Who Wanders...?

Is off someplace else.

Kent Shakespeare?

c'est moi.

Rocky?

Only the road.

Lardy?

No, I'm just as big though.

Caliente will be checking back in.

yes she will.

any day now...

Just not yet.

Maybe now. What do you say Caliente?

Our leader is busy, I am happy to serve you in her stead. Please see the schedule of charges for more information.

Pov?

Uh-oh, Tamper trying to serve in my stead... better cut him off at the pass.

Did he behave himself Quis?

I think he needs some punishment. I forget whether he prefers Angelique or Phillippe to administer his punishment.

What do you say Tamper Lad?

Well, Tamper? we're waiting!

Still waiting.

But maybe Rockhopper Lad will tell us what's what.

maybe.

will he, Cali?

I doubt it.

I say back to the source-- Tamper, what say you?

I have seen the Source.

The result was I ended up with a big Kirby style forehead. Isn't that right Quis?

Apparently he does not agree.

Does Rocky?

I don't know if Rocky agrees or not.

Caliente needs to come back here.

I fully agree.

Cali?

I think she might be right behind me.

I think you might be right!

What say you now, Mr. Shakespeare?

I say I'm happy to follow our leader.

I'd like to think even MEL might agree on this one.

MEL might agree, but he's not here right now.

It is time for Caliente to show up again

Eventually, but not just yet.

Perhaps our newly-returned Future will put in an appearance.

I think I can swing that.

Maybe now is when Caliente will stop by.

Good call, Future.

I think it's time for an oldy but a goody: Lash?

I'm just an oldie.

Time for you to check back in here Caliente.

Okay, Quisipoo!

Maybe... Tamper?

Maybe not.

I don't hear anything. Is that Stealth?

Hello.

Maybe one Transformers fan will follow another Transformers fan, Kid Prime?

never got into Transformers. Sorry Stealth.

Perhaps Quis is a fan?

As long as it does not involve tomatoes, it's possible.

Right, skinny-Rocky?

Indeed, although I'm quite fond of tomatoes myself. They're not fattening!

Perhaps Cali will be up early today.

Sadly, yes.

Maybe EDE will drop by...

No, he's too busy repelling Jupiterian invasions.

Right, EDG?

Like Oh my God why did you call on me. That's it I’m setting Gramp’s on you, you meany.

Go get him Gramps

You're older than I am, you Geordie you.

Right, Quis?

Nope, it's me.

Rocky, you about, dude?

He might be, but I'm here right now.

I've taken some intro classes at the Naltorian Academy of Tomorrow. That tell's me Kent Shakespeare is coming in next. I hope I'm right my final grade is depending on this.

Quis passes! The bribe,helped, too, though.

Accept my apologies, Cobie?

I knew you were going to mention the bribe.

Didn't I, Rockhopper Lad?

Not Rocky, but I got some stones!

What's our resident hot-chick/leader-type's bribability?

MIA, apparently.

you know who rarely turns up in this thread?

Blockade Boy!

I'm not MIA-- I swear! >.>

What do you think, Quis?

Quis is chasing his cat at the moment. Will I do?

Well Lardy, Will I do?

I'd rather not picture you "doing" Lardy, no offense to either of you.

Do you agree, Cobie?

Cobie is a very agreeable fellow.

Don't you think so Caliente?

I do agree!

What are your thoughts, Rocky?

Rocky isn't in right now.

But if you leave your name and number he will call you right back, Pov.

Why will he call me Pov?

Can you answer that, Stealth?

Sorry to interrupt.

There has been an error. Please pay the bank an additional 53 cents Kent.

That's an outrage. I won't pay it. Oh wait I'm not Kent. I just have his avatar.

Do you want your avatar back, Kent?

Not just yet. I've moved on to a new dancing partner. But thanks for asking - this time.

I'm going to guess... CJ is next?

CJ is next what?

This is confusing. Can you straighten it out Caliente?

Nope I refuse to give the punch line to THAT joke.

So Leader Lady what do we do next?

Dagnabbit! My timing is off...

How's yours Miner?

My timing is over-18, I'm afraid.

So what's the "CJ" stand for, already, CJ?

Whatever he wants it to stand for.

Isn't that right, Stealth?

Stealth knows? Oooo the plot thickens...

What do you think about that Kent?

I'm never surprised at Stealth's unending array of capabilities.

Am I, Pov?

Only Gary and Scott would know if you're Pov, Kent?

I see someone, Faraway?

Well I am closer to you than Faraway Lad is, so you must have seen me.

I'd like to see Fat Cramer in here next, but I think I have a better shot at saying Kent Shakespeare will be next.

Correct.

Maybe Cali will stop by and offer us some strudel.

Did someone say "strudel"?

Maybe the strudel will entice Lad Boy to show up next.

Strudel is one of my favorites, is there any left Kent?

Where's the strudel, where's Kent, where's my hasenpfeffer?

Hasenpfeffer is one of those things that's fun to say till you know what it is.

Still, do you have it for Lad Boy, Kent?

Do I still have what for Lad Boy, Rocky?

I think he means rabbit strudel.

Am I right Rockhopper Lad?

Golly, what did you think I meant, Kent?

Who knows.

How are those cookies baking Rocky?

Fabulous, Quis! If I could send one to you I would.

Would you like a virtual cookie too, Pov?

Pov may be on a virtual diet

Kent's due back on the 27th. Will he be the next person on this thread? I hope so.

Not Kent. Sorry to disappoint.

Kent?

For everybody except Lad Boy:
Click Here For A SpoilerThat's me!

For Lad Boy:
Click Here For A SpoilerThat's me!

Maybe Deddy's next?

Am I Deddy?

Can you clarify for me Rockhopper?

Nope,

Lash?

I wish I were Lash.

Kent Shakespeare is due back.

Hmm, but will he be dressed as Cobie?

What do you think Rocky?

Yeah Rocky, what do you think about it?

Nope,

Lash?

Sorry, no Lash here.

Is there a Kent in the house?

not in my house

Blacula?

Alas, no.

Lardy?

'Fraid not.

Abin?

I'm cranky, not Quank-y.

Cali?

She seems to still be jet-setting.

Will CJ Taylor check out this thread next?

He might.

CJ?

still waiting CJ.

Whew! Sorry I'm late, just came in from shoveling snow...

How's the powder out your way Rockhopper?

Melting inconveniently, according to Al Gore.

Quis?

Not Quis.

Actually, even though I live in warm climate in real life, it is pretty cold out there today.

But it's colder where you are, right, Quis?

I don't know. Tell me how cold is it where you are and then I can make the comparison, Rockhopper Lad.

Here is the weather forecast for Houston and here is Boston. Boston's colder.

How's Washington, DC, Lad Boy?

Frigid.

Vee?

Its Snowing here too

But it wont lie and turns to slush almost immediatly

So who is the hotest out there?

Vee?

Vee me?

Vee you?

What the Vee you talking about?

does Quis know?

Probably, Quis is one smart cookie.
I however do not.

Do you Lardy?

I dont like this implication that LArdy "knows things".
opionions? comments? What say you...Cali?

I'm keeping mum on the topic. You know how us politicians are... wishy-washy.

Abin, do you have an opinion?

Abin always has an opinion.

Now is that Stealth I see, or is it Kent? It's hard to tell these days. I think it's Stealth.

I can be stealthy if need be but am not sure how to be kentish?

Care to elaborate Kent?

Yeah Kent, care to?

Yeah, Kent?

C'mon, Kent! We're waiting!

I prefer waiting for Rockhopper Lad

I'll bet you do.

Mind if I wait with you?

"Heeeere, penguinpenguinpenguin...!"

Not at all.

I have heard that "pen-gu-ins taste just like chicken". If anyone knows for sure it would be Rocky.

We do not!

We penguinoid types have much better taste than chickens! Have you ever seen a well-appointed chicken coop?

Cali also has good taste.

That is true.

Don't you agree Kent?

I'm very agreeable.

How about Cobie?

How about Cobie?

Isn't he too involved in planning honeymoon and make Lard Lad reach posting milestones to bother? What say you Rockhopper Lad?

I say it will be interesting to see whose avatar Kent will take next.

Who will it be, Kent?

Kent's not here man!

Back to you Rocky.

Gonna Fly Nooowwwwww.....

Sorry, wrong Rocky.

Kent?

Are we looking for Kent?

I have a feeling C.J. might have something funny to say about that?

C.J.?

Well since I asked...

Did we lose Kent? Should we check a Kansas cornfield?

What do you think Pov?

I try not to think about what Pov thinks

Isn't that so Pov?

Brr--don't even!

What happened to my posts during the 01/11 cataclysm, Rocky?

Rocky froze your account.

Isnt that right Rocky

I freeze lots of stuff, but I've never frozen an account.

Does our avatar-swiper, Kent, know anythign about this?

No, it's the original here.

Maybe Kent will come following in my footsteps again?

Not this moment, anyway.

Will Cali check back in?

She might.

But not before Rockhopper

I agree.

Prove us right, Rockhopper.

Your wish is my command, Lad Boy.

And do I precede Cali?

No you do not.

I hope Caliente shows up now.

Well, then I would still precede her, just not directly!

Perhaps I'll precede her directly now.

Can anyone preceed her directly or just you Rocky?

Presumbly everyone who posted to this thread before her last post preceeded her.

Is that what you are saying Rockhopper Lad?

I'm not sure if thats what he meant? Rocky is that what you are saying.

He's not here, and neither is John Rambo.

Perhaps, instead, we might hear from Rockhopper Lad next?

I'm pretty sure I was the Rocky they had in mind.

I just heard a thud. Clive, is that you?

Wasn't me!

Tamper, was it you, after one-too-many vodka slushies?

Could be. I know it wasn't me.

Is that Kent Shakespeare I see?

Alas, poor Quislet, 'tis not.

Oh! You wanted Kent Shakespeare!

Well, Kent?

no thanks. I'm on city water.

Are you, Pov?

No, I am not Pov.

Am I, Rockhopper Lad?

I'm not sure. If we're all Gary's alts, then you are.

I haven't seen Cali in a bit. Maybe she'll be next.

Or maybe she won't.

How about Nova Girl?

how about her?

Have you seen her, rocky?

Nobody by that name here...

Frio?

I think her picture's on milk cartons, now.

Speaking of a person whose picture I wish was on milk cartons...

...back to Grape Boy!

What? I didn't kick your butt enough when you were alive?

You want me to erase your algorithms, LardButt Loser?

Hey, I can't help I was programmed with Lard Lad's likes...and dislikes! (though I suspect if I'd had my own mind to make up, things wouldn't be so different!

)

Cali, can you tell us what Frio thinks of Gary the Raisinette these days?

Calis busy with the election, What I want to know is how left the cell doors open and let GCtUM out again?

Cobie want to answer that one?

<sheepishly looks at his feet>

I don't know what Faraway is talking about. Do you Cali?

Alas, Cali never did me (or the real Lardy).

Who've you done, HWW?

Not me.

I think Faraway Lad should come here next.

That would be kind of innappropriate on an all-ages site!

Wouldn't it, Pov?

Pov is by definition unsuitable for an all ages site (well at least until he puts some pants on)

So who is coming here next?

Lardy is that you?

Or at least a reasonable facsimile!

Will HWW wander in and post next?

no.

But maybe - just maybe - Quis will.

Which Quis? Kid or Esq?

I'll guess Quis Esq

In that case I'll guess Quis Kid and we'll have to wait and see who wins right CJ?

You both lost.

CJ needs to come back and make another guess

why ruin the losing streak?

right, Abin?

Yeah! Wait- I'm not Abin am I?

Am I Quis?

You are not Quis. I am.

Got that, CJ?

<getting cued from stage right>

That's me, Faraway Lad

you're Faraway Lad? I thought you were Dr. Mayavale!? Does that mean you're two (or more) candidates at once?

Is this allowed, Rocky?

Ask Mick, my trainer.

Looks like HWW's a'wanderin' in...

To another room.

So Mr algorithm have you got rhythm?

If he has the rhythm, I can bring the rhyme.

POV, you bring the chips.

Yes pov, remember to bring the real chips not those crisps you Yanks call chips.
Plenty of salt and vinegar on mine you hear Pov.

Pov's not from Rhode Island.

And neither is Rockhopper Lad

true, that... unless they're both secretly Abin's alts and/or offspring.

Are they, Abin?

I don't think so.

Rockhopper Lad is due in here next.

wrong!

Quis again?

Please--no! I hate pop quizzes!

Do you, HWW?

Is a pop quiz a test about soft drinks in Michigan?

Semi is our resident expert on potables. Perhaps he'll stop by.

If he did it was in full transparency mode.

I think the Lard Lad algorithm is due in next.

Have you been tested for ESP, Quis?

I have not ESP.

Perhaps my mentor Cali will come by?

oooo Cali, I better wait for her here.

what do you think Rockhopper?

I'll ask Rockhopper Lad when he comes in next.

Maybe you're still waiting for a more dramatic entrance, Rocky?

Adrienne! ADRIENNE!
oops. wrong Rocky.

will you accept my apologies, Rockhopper?

Maybe he will when he returns.

Will you accept the apology as his proxy, EDE?

Do I count as EDE's proxy?

Faraway Lad can tell us.

But not just yet.

Quis?

Quis is busy developing some negatives.

So CJ what can I tell you.

Hopefully it is some juicy gossip.

Isn't Kent Shakespeare due in here next?

No, he's after me.

I would think Kent would go after someone like Nova Girl rather than you.

Right Kent?

very true.

maybe Tamper will stop by.

I've been known to tamper with things, true.

Rocky, however, would never do such a thing.

true enough.

but would... Cali?

I dunno...would she?

Tamper?

Haven't we established that about me already?

What says, HWW?

HWW isn't here man....

where's WWC?

Who isn't where?

Is Rocky in the house?

Here I am!

Maybe Lardy will stop in.

Nah,

Is Cobalt Creep around?

nope.

Quis?

Naw, just me again.

Cali?

Nah: Lardy.

Where ya been, Slim?

*cough* creep *cough*

Do you really want to know where he's been, Lardy?

Not really, now that I think about it!

What do you think, Cali?

I don't think Cali, but I should.

Lad Boy?

Thinking Lad Boy is a very good thing.

Not what you have on your mind, though, is it, Lardy?

Nah, not really.

What's on yours, Rocky?

nope.

Cali?

Do I look like Caliente?

What do you think of that Faraway Lad?

I'd say he's a right proper chap!

What do you think of that Faraway Lad, HWW?

Has HWW ever wandered into this thread?

Maybe Rockhopper Lad can tell us.

I'm just wandering by. Wassup?

Maybe Eryk can tell us . . .

Would you settle for his alt-I.D.?

Meanwhile, let's hear from Rocky's alt, Time-Teller Lad.

At the tone it will be 10:45 pm Eastern Standard Time.

Right Rocky?

I think it is past time Rockhopper Lad showed up.

Now mechana is inn the forum currently. Will she make an appearance on this thread?

She must be on a "Bender".

Perhaps Sir Rockhopper can show us how to bend it like Beckham?

I don't think Rockhopper Lad plays football.

For that you'd want Faraway Lad.

only if one wants to bend one's drinking arm like Beckham.

Right, Rocky?

nope.

we're all calling for you Rocky!!

Count me in as a bandwagon Rocky fan.

ROCKY!

Maybe I should change my name to Rocky.

What do you think Rockhopper Lad?

OK Rockhopper Lad had his chance.

I think Teronna will check out this thread next

In Rocky's defense, the Panda/Penguin conflict has reached a critical juncture...

No Teronna yet, but is there a Dedman in our future?

I feel worse than ded today.

Reboot?

He's having keyboard trouble.

I'll guess Teronna again.

nope.

EDE?

Gosh, I finally have men shouting for me and I come late to the party!

You still there, CJ?

I've finally arrived!

The penguin guy...Rocky?

Rocky is the penguin guy; that much is true.

Quis?

Yes?

I'm thinking Rockhopper Lad next

I'm not a penguin, but I play one on Halloween.

Is there a Miner in the house?

No, I'm an adult.

Perhaps He Who Wanders will wander in.

Maybe later.

Right now I expect Kent Shakespeare to pop in.

Sorry, no Shakespearean here.

Will Rockhopper Lad hop in next?

We like to hop. We like to hop on pop. Stop! You must not hop on pop.

Sorry. I was having a Dr. Seuss moment.

Do you ever have those, Teronna?

No..but I think your psychiatrist would be very interested in hearing about these "moments".

Maybe He Who Wanders has some advice.

He might, but I don't.

Teronna will be back next

Psychic much?

I foresee that Rocky will be arriving in the near future!

Maybe not-so-near, eh?

How 'bout a return visit, Teronna?

Not before I pop in.

Is that Stealth I don't hear?

Nah I don't have as cool hair.

Maybe Kent has some hair styling suggestions?

thanks! I needed the laugh.

Has Quis arrived yet?

yup and waiting for Teronna to come back in.

Still waiting, Teronna!

Nope,

Lash?

Alas, no Lash.

Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!

So good they named me thrice!

Is Lardy hereabouts?

Technically, he's dead. But I'm a reasonable proxy, 'kay?

Over to Teronna.

Nope,

Lash?

Not even a douple post gets Lash here.

Rockhopper Lad?

He must be off at his Penguins Anonymous meeting. However, I am available.

Quislet, Esq. - popping back in to see who was here after you?

Yes

Teronna next?

Nyet.

Rocky?

Nope,

Lash?

That a run of no shows.

Help us break it Kent.

negatory

Teronna is due back today, isn't she?

Nope,

Lash?

Maybe with a bribe you could get Lash here.

Isn't that right Rockhopper Lad?

Nicht.

Wanna come make another visit Quis?

OK, but this is my last visit .... toight.

Satisfied Teronna?

Yep.

Kent?

nope.

Now Kent...

nope,

Abin?

He's too busy fixing his auto reply program.

It's time for Teronna, don't you think?

Maybe, but I see ded people.

How 'bout fat people (or algorithms)?

Speaking of which, here comes Fat Cramer...

Who are you calling "fat"?

I'm looking for Kent Shakespeare, the scholar.

Nope,

Lash?

AUTO-REPLY 10010

Nope

Who?

Lash?

Again, not Lash.

Teronna?

Nope

Who

Lash?

I'm late, I was supposed to be here 5 posts ago.

Lash?

Late but as raveshing as ever Miss Cramer

Now wheres Lash

Dunno.

You think Lash would want to come visit the adoring fans once in a while.

Yeah, he doesn't really reward our constant adoration much, does he?

Right, Lash?

Maybe we should keep calling for him until he finally shows up.

Oh Laaaaassssshhhhhhhh!

not Lash

Lash?

Still no Lash.

I may be half right if I say both Lash and Lard Lad will be here next.

Maybe a quarter right since I'm technically not Lard Lad?

Whatcha thank, Lash?

Thank Lash for Lash

Will he appear here soon

Nope.

Lash?

ditto

I wish!

Lash?

Not yet.

Lash?

nope.

Lash?

Nope, sorry sweetheart, but I reckon the ever adorable mr Lash will be here next!

We're waiting...

Nope.

Lash?

Nope,

Lash?

AUTO-REPLY 10010

What would we do if Lash posted here after this post?

Something else else wild and unexpected.

Lash?

lets throw a party if he shows up. A LMB party with lots of booze and nudity.

Lash?

Is there any other kind?

Lash?

Okay, count me in as a Lash seeker

Nope,

Lash?

AUTO-REPLY 10010

Breaking with tradtion for a moment i wonder if Abin will return today.

YAY!!! New trend....

Abin?

Nope.

Abin?

Non non, eet eees not Abin

Faraway?

Nope.

Oh glorious leader?

Nope,

Lash?

AUTO-REPLY 10010

Not here.

Quis?

Nuh-uh.

Teronna?

Yes?

Rocky?

Nope,

Lash?

AUTO-REPLY 10010

nope.

Kent?

Nuh-uh.

Clive?

Close, but no cigar!

Teronna?

Nope!

Lets see if I can get Abin

Abin got back to where he once belonged.

Where's Rocky (Racoon)?

No penguins here! Or racoons for that matter.

He Who Wanders?

He has not wandered this way.

Dedman?

Nope.

Rocky?

No, but I'm a fan of his work.

Aren't I Rocky?

nyet.

Cobie?

Don't confuse me with that swine!

HWW?

nope.

Teronna?

Negatory!

My Wee Fem?

Well, I'm a little bit fem, but not too much.

We don't see Tamper Lad in this thread too often. Maybe he'll drop by.

Oh all right, for one show only.

Do I get to charge Rolling Stones type prices?

I await Quislet Esq. with my standard contract.

no such luck.

Where is Kent?

I don't know.

Can we lure Quis back in here?

This late on a Friday? not bloody likely.

Lardy?

Guilty as charged.

Rocky?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope.

HWW?

N-O.

Hey, is that Caliente?

Si! Yo tengo MUY caliente!

Oh, you meant the poster--I miss her!

Post here for us, Cali!

Bet you would never have guessed me

Ummm... Lard Lad?

Nope, definitely wouldn't have! This must be your first appearance--perhaps an origin story is forthcoming?

How about it, Abin?

My Origin? Ask Cobie!

Or Lash

Yo Lash!

No Lash!

Sparky?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope.

EDE?

No indeed.

Quis?

Is Quis here yet?

Not yet.

Perhaps, momentarily?

You called Lard Lad?

I bet he'll be back to gloat.

"Gloat, gloat, gloat."

Speaking of gloating, will HWW post next or continue to ignore me?

He'll ignore you.

But will he respond to me?

If you ask nicely.

Lardy?

Yes, Huey?

I thought you'd post next, Louie.

Is Quis next (and should we call him Dewey)?

Dewey dare?

Well, Quis/Dewey?

That's Admiral Dewey!!!!

Louie/Lard Lad will be back

After these messages:

"Huey, he likes the name! Now, post next!"

If Dewey is an Admiral, then I'm Secretary of Defense.

Back to you, Admiral.

I'm a doctor, not an Admiral!

Right, Dewey?

Dewey has left the building.

Is Rocky next?

I think I'm me.

Lardy?

Yikes! We've run out of nephews to nickname Rocky!

Suggestions, Huey?

I don't think you are Lardy

Right Lardy?

I'm not Lardy?

??????

Who am I then, Quis?

Rocky could be Unca Donald.

That okay, Rocky?

Maybe Rocky woiuld prefer to be Gyro Gearloose.

What do you think, Lard Lad?

Hey watch what you're calling me!!!

Is that Kent I see?

We all see Kent. But what is he doing!!!!!!!

Kent care to explain?

Apparently, he doesn't.

Would you, Pov?

Apparently, he wouldn't.

And to answer the above question, I don't care if I'm Unca Donald or Gyro, just so long as I'm not one of those creepy dog-nose people.

You know what I mean, Lardy?

Are you implying I'm creepy and/or dog-nosed, Rocky?

Not at all; I merely was saying that I did not want to have to be one of those creepy dog-nose people from Disney comics.

Don't you agree, Lardy?

Agree that I also wouldn't, that no one wouldn't or simply that you wouldn't want to be one of them, Rocky?

Need an Aleve for that headache, Lardy?

Lol, don't you know Advil is the way to go?

What do you use Cali?

Cali hasn't posted in several months. Appears under "Recent Visitors" occasionally, but that's about it.

Any idea why, Rocky?

Yeah Rocky, any idea why?

I'm sure she's a busy young lady. I miss her, though.

Don't you miss Cali, Kent?

I can miss Cali without being Kent.

Lard Lad is due in here next.

No sooner do I page Cali, and she's back!

Let's try it again: paging Ms. Cali?

nope not yet....next

Cali?

not yet.

now, Cali?

Nope.

Cali?

naw.

Quis?

No

today... I saw he shouted something about being back tomorrow.

Lash?

Negatory.

Dedster?

yippers

Kent?

Nope.

I've had good luck guessing Lard Lad

And your luck continues!

More from the Dedster?

Right you are?

hmmmm....Abin?

Abins stuck cleaning up a mess over in Cobies room.

So is Pov here?

Righto, Old Bean!

Set?

not yet, wimbledon starts next week so we'll get lots of Game Set and Match then.

And Pov, Sean Bean I'm not.

I was going to call you Old Chap, but the thought of Faraway in chaps was a bit much for even my imagination...

Rockhopper, then?

Maybe after me.

What say, Rocky ole chum?

What indeed?

Is that Lardy I see hereabouts?

Here or thereabouts, I reckon!

Back to you, Rocko!

Not before I intercept it.

Here you go Rockhopper Lad.

Looks like I've regained possession!

Go long, Rocky!

Fumble!

Dedman next?

nope but you can still fumble me if you want to Nancy

I don't think you want me fumbling you.

I still think Rockhopper Lad is due in here. Maybe if I plump up the cusions on the sopha...

I think Rocky's actually dissing us!

Whadda you think, Dedster?

I would never dis you, Lardy, nor Quislet, not his sopha.

Am I forgiven, Lard?

Okay...but only if you post next, Rocky!

Very well, then.

Still with me, Lardy?

For the moment. Getting sleepy!

Guess someone else next, please, Rockster.

Looks like he fell asleep first.

Maybe Vee will drop in here to boost his post count.

Or maybe I will?

What about you, Kent?

What about me?

do you know, Quis?

Yes, but I'm not telling.

Hey Rocky, want to hear a secret?

Secret? It's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

You knew that, right, Kent?

What did Kent Blow Lardy?

say what? I did not have sexual relations with that- that- whatever that is.

Right, Cali?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope

maybe the long lost WWC will return next

Maybe, but not yet.

Will you return from the Ded?

This is becoming my morning routine.

A surprise appearance from MLLASH?

unlikely. Faraway?

Out of range, methinks.

Quis?

Yes?

what do you want Lard Lad?

What are you offering, Quis?

A postcard from San Diego or a picture of Hrun the Barbarian naked on a bearskin rug.

Which do you prefer Lard Lad?

Er...can the picture of Hrun be while he's on Pro-Fem, Quis?

Can you believe Pro-fem doesn't work on Hrun?

I'll bet you'll want to make some witty retort now, Lard Lad.

[something pithy]

Rockhopper?

Yes, Lardy?

[something witty]

Quis?

Oh you're no fun anymore!

Rockhopper Lad, do you recognize where that line is from?

Well do you, Rocky?

And now for something completely different...

Bicycle Repair Man?

Where? Oh!

Lard Lad, was it nice of Rocky to trick me like that?

Watch out for him--he's secretly a vicious bastard!

Right, Mini-Lardy?

Who is Mini-Lardy?

Do you know Rockhopper Lad?

Not in the biblical sense.

Do you, Quis?

I don't know about that.

Quis?

Are you accusing me of slipping you a Roofie and taking advantage of you?

Well, I never. I expect an apology, sir!

Not my intent at all, dear fellow, though I apologize if I implied that.

What say you, Lardy?

I think you definitely implied what Quis says you implied!

What's your verdict, Quis?

I think Rockhopper Lad owes me big time when we meet in San Diego.

What do you say Rocky?

Whatever you want, Quis!

Quis wants you to pay my way to San Diego!

Right, Quis?

It would be nice to have you at San Diego, but I'm not sure Rocky can afford it.

Try again Lard Lad.

um, maybe you could bring a cardboard standup of me instead, Rocky?

Where would Rocky get one of those?

Eh, Rocky?

Do they sell them at Target, Lardy?

They might sell them for target practice!

Would you buy one for that purpose, Quis?

Most certainly not.

Why would you even ask me that Lard Lad?

(Have you notice how easily offend I am today?)

Maybe cuz people love to take shots at me on the inane threads?

Do you think I'm really that sensitive, Quis?

Could an omnipotent person make a stone too heavy for him/her to lift?

Maybe Rockhopper Lad knows that answer.

Or maybe not?

Perhaps Huey has an opinion to share?

By "Huey" do you mean He Who Wanders?

I think He Who Wanders should be wandering in here next.

nope. He's out wandering.

Right, Rocky?

Rocky sent me over to take his messages.

Got any for him, Quis?

Yes,

But I'll send them via Lard Lad

Lard Lad is out lardering.

Perhaps you'll want to send them via Kent.

I'm here, already!

Huey, do you have those messages for me to deliver?

I'm not Huey, but I am familiar with the Dewey Decimal System.

Are you, Lardy?

Yeah, it's a nice sleep aid.

Do you have a message for me to deliver, Rocky?

Gosh, Bullwinkle!

I already gave it to Lad Boy!

Right, LB?

Is Lad Boy here?

Are you here Lad Boy?

Don't think so, but maybe it takes a certain pov to see that?

It may, but I'm not that POV.

It's time for Rockhopper Lad to return to this thread.

I agree.

Rocky?

You rang, sir?

Perchance might Lard Lad be joining us?

Perchance he WILL!!!

Mayhaps Kent will return anon?

Nope,

STU?

As if...

One last post for Lard Lad before he leaves for the day?

Nope,

STU?

Negatory.

Rocky?

Yes, Lardy?

Gnarly!

Is it about time for Time Teller Lad to reappear, now?

When he does show, he can tell you how long it has been since his last appearance.

Will that suit you Lard Lad?

I suppose.

What would suit you, Quis?

Nope,

STU?

There is no STU (just kidding STU)

Lard Lad is lurking about. Maybe he'll stop in next.

Nope.

I guessing someone who we never see here....

Nightcrawler!

Still not seen, I guess.

That you next in line, Huey?

You got me, Louie.

If I'm in line, can Rocky be far behind?

I guess I could be Dewey. It makes sense from a professional standpoint.

What say, Lardy?

Brilliant, I say!

Back to Huey!

nopey!

Cobie?

Naaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

Rockhopper Lad?

Nope.

Quis?

Query? No!

Huey?

Whoey?

Quissey?

He's in a tizzy?

Huey still in the hizzy?

Yeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!

Lard Lad, report front and center

Sir, yes, sir!

Our orders, Sgt. Rocky?

Nope.

Quis?

Nope,

Abin?

Do I look like Abin, Lardy?

Don't know...never seen a pic of him!

Does Rocky look like you, Abin?

I've seen a pic of him. He doesn't.

Do you look like me, Lardy?

Nah, I'm hairier and fat!

Does anyone here look like you, Rocky?

I'd like to say Lad Boy, Ultra Matt or Lash, but I'm not in that league. Honestly, I'm not sure.

Do you look like anyone, Lardy?

I strongly resemble Chuck Taine circa TMK.

Does that count, Rocky?

Sure, why not. You wrote a great story once about Lardy and Chuck meeting up.

Remember that story, Lardy?

I do.

Wonder if quis has set off for San D yet?

Is he leaving a week early, Kent?

True, its only us heading off tomorrow

Whats the weather like in Vegas Lardy?

Hot.

Right STU?

STU left?

Right, Huey?

Huey?

That just can't be right.

Can it, STU?

If by "STU", you meant "Lardy"--you're correct!

Right, STU? (and by "STU", I mean "Rocky")

Nope, (And by Nope I mean Not a Fricking Chance in Hellades!!)

Lash? (And by Lash I mean the Hella-Mewl, Mega, Most Beloved poster of All... of Space!!)

nope.

STU?

Nope,

Loser Lad?

Fat chance.

Cramer?

No.

Lardy, shall we start this bit again?

My bits are sensitive!

Is that unusual, Rocky?

If you mean your contributions to "Bits", which often show great sensitivity, that's not unusual, what with all the talented writers we have, but it certainly is noteworthy.

Or is that what you meant, Lardy?

Nah...I was being my bawdily suggestive self and was planning to act all aghast when you called me on it and offer an 'innocent' explanation similar to what you ultimately provided!

Did you psyche me out, Rocky?

Are you referring to Psych, one of my fave programs, Lardy?

Never seen anything of it, other than commercials. Seemed like it would be a clever show, though.

Fair assessment, Dewey?

Nope,

Engine Joe?

Guess he had a breakdown.

Is that correct, Huey?

All except the Huey part.

What say, Lardy?

Not much.

Tired.

You tired, Rocky?

I'm too excited to be tired, Lardy!

Wouldn't you be more excited if I were gonna be there, Rocky?

Well, doesn't that go without saying, Lardy?

Thanks!

Maybe I can convince some of my favorite LWers to meat up at Charlotte's con next year!

How does that sound, Rocky?

"Meating up" sounds--interesting. I'm not sure if that's more of a Cobalt Kid or a Lad Boy!

What do you think, Lardster?

I think I made a typo.

Will you forgive me, Rocky?

It is meet and right so to do, Lardy.

Are you makin' funna me, Rocky?

Not at all.

Is there anyone else here, Lardy?

Should one of us try guessing someone else to see if there is anyone else here, Rocky?

Perhaps.

Hey, is that Ram Boy?

nope.

c'est moi.

Lardy?

Oui.

Abin, sil vous plait?

It's ME!

But, what about that robot lesbian giant?

How 'bout a giant heterosual humanoid instead, Umber?

Umber is busy at the moment.

Would you care to leave a message, Lard LAd?

Yeah, the message is, "Britney's a dorkette".

Got it, Britney?

As Gramps would say, Nope,

Mr. Quizzy-Poo?

Yes, Britney?

Lard Lad, play nice

Nope,

Nighty?

Yeah! Right!

What do you say Everyday Girl?

Ohmygod! (Usually!

)

Right Mr Nightycrawler?

It's just "icky" ol' me, Brit.

Back to Brit the Dorkette.

Lardy, you got some particular reason you're trying to hit on my Granddaughter?

Well, Lardy?

...er, maybe it kinda-sorta started that way, but it's devolved into mean-spirited name-calling!

Okay,
Quank?

Nope.

How 'bout now?

Just remember she's seventeen,

mean spirited name calling is OK.

Trying to hit on her isn't

Okay, Lardo?

How about not?

Rocky, want to chime in?

Not yet.

Abin, I must point out that I'm now physically seventeen and have always been about 12 maturity-wise, so how was I in the wrong?

Well,
Quank?

Nope,

Umber?

Lardy is 17 physically, but 1,038 chronologically.

Right, STU?

I don't know.

It's time for Rockhopper Lad to get back here.

Yeah, howbowdit, Rocky?

I think Rocky ditched this place once he became known as being super-cute.

Looks like just you and me, Lard Lad

There's GOTTA be someone else! Like...Rocky?

*Ahem*

I don't like being forgotten. Do you, Lardy?

Heck, no! And you'll do nicely!

Perhaps, the lovely Caliente will join us?

You'll have to settle for the lovely me.

Maybe she'll show up next, though!

I doubt it

Thora?

No, just a "cretinous" male bird.

Lardy?

Yep. Fat bird in attendance!

How about pretty bird Cramer?

sorry to disappoint ...

what up, Lash?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That sounds a little personal.

Will Titan Lad show up here?

Not yet in this thread. Perhaps, if we rename the thread: "Guess Who, Titan Lad!"

Like that idea, Rocky?

I think he'll find his way here eventually.

Won't you, Titan Lad?

**Purr**

Who the Heck is Titan Lad?

Now where's the cutie in the penguin suit?

He looks delish...

**Purr**

Apparently, he doesn't care for...cats.

Do you, Huey?

I can take or leave 'em.

What about you, Louie?

Well...they're okay sometimes.

Titan Lad, you like cats?

Well, I have a cat.

Lard Lad can't resist this thread today.

Gee, really stretching with that guess, eh, Quis?

Nope, and neither were you.

I'll guess Lard Lad again.

And he magically reappears!

And now: Presto, Future-o!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

wanna go for a swim, Quis?

Guess he's a little skittish!

Me?

<splash>

C'mon, Quis--jump in!

Swimming with sharks????

Shark Lad, you won't try to bite me, will you?

whatever floats your boat ... but I charge extra for that ...

vvvvvvvvvvv
---Quislet---
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hey Lard, how's the water?

Lard must have gotten eaten by something.

Maybe you should look for him, Rocky.

Found you first!

CHOMP!

What?

No, I just took a bite outta some of Rocky's fish! I'm notta...cannibal or anything...

Want some fish, Huey?

Me, I'd just love some fish.

Care to join in, HWW?

As long as you don't mind Lardy poaching your own fish.

Want to do the cooking, Lardy?

Can't we just have sushi, Huey?

Do you know sushi like I know sushi, Rocky?

If so, then you really know sushi!

Care for some wasabi with that, Lardy?

Whassup with the wasabi, Huey?

(Can't post now. Busy eating.)

You wanna field that one, Rocky?

Nope, he's not here.

Still on that seafood diet Lardy?

Yep!

What do Dedmen eat, Deddy?

the souls of the damned of course!

whats on your menu HHW?

I'm guessing, not umbrellas?

How about you, l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN?

Umbrellas no. Umbra's yes.

Who is "HHW," Deadman?

Do you mean dedman?

Do you think he meant that Lard Lad?

I'm a little chunky, no need to get so personal...

Is it true Prepartion H has shark parts, Shark Lad?

Don't know if Sharky knows, but I'm not tellin'!

You tellin', Rocky?

I'm not telling if I'm telling.

HWW, what do you say?

I say, "Good night."

Don't keep 'em up too late, Lardy.

I'll tuck 'em in when I'm finished with 'em!

Want me to tell you a story first, Rocky?

Sure. Make it a quick one, though, Lardy. I'm sleepy.

Okay...there was this guy and he found this thing and the thing gave him powers and he wasn't sure what to do with the powers until he learned "with great power, comes great abs"! THE END!

Quick enuff 4ya, Rocky?

I'm too quick for Rockhopper Lad.

Don't you think so Pov?

You've got a better head of hair, too.

Right, Cobie?

He no like dis t'read, mon!

You like dis t'read, Quis?

no, but I can't help posting to it.

Where is He Who Wanders?

[Lurch] You rang?[/Lurch]

Addiction is a bad, bad thing. Right, Lardy?

Except for sex addiction, of course!

Agree or disagree, Quis?

The counsel rests, Your Horniness.

Maybe Old Man Coulthard will be next.

Does Old Man Coulthard post on this board, Pov?

Only when his hot, young and giggly wife lets him.

Isn't that right, Mystery Lad?

He says, "It's a mystery!"

Will the mysterious Mr. Rockhopper mysteriously post next?

How mysterious am I, really?

Now what was that you were saying about great abs last page, Lardy?

"With great power, comes great abs!"

Was that a revelation, Rocky?

Not really. I've always kinda wondered why it seemed that the meta-human gene seemed to automatically come with great abs and pecs.

Ever wonder that, Lardy?

Yeah, but it sure would come in handy for me to have that gene if you've seen my pix!

How are YOUR abs, Huey?

Pretty good! (But it's Stuey.)

Will Blue Battler post next?

WRONG!

A rare guess who? for old times sake.

Isn't that right, Catherine the Great?

She's a bit...er, hoarse right now.

Will the Cobester post again?

There's a good chance he will. And again. And again. And again.

Can we possibly stop his rampant posting, Cali?

Goin' back to Cali, Cali, Cali . . .

I don't think so.

I just realized . . . we've got Huey, Louie, and Stuey! Sounds like a Donald Duck/Family Guy crossover!

Wouldn't you agree, AFOB?

I'd watch that crossover!

Would you, Rocky?

Oh, absolutely. Just as long as it doesn't have those creepy dog-people. And I don't mean Brian!

Would you watch it, Cali?

Nope ... but maybe Quis will ...

** foxlike noise **

rtvu2?

Maybe.

But I think Rockhopper Lad will be here next.

Rocky's here? Where?

Where are you Rocky?

Probably chillin', I'd imagine.

Were you, Rocky?

When I'm around, everyone's chillin'.

Isn't that right, CJ?

This is post #2000, so let's follow the fun over here!

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