Inane five word posts (the reboot)

Thanks for the milestone Lardy!

marked to market, now worthless

But we'll always have Paris.

(Fill in own Hilton joke.)

My opinion? The service sucked.

So did all the bellboys.

Sadly, the bellgirls did not.

Time for Lardlad Bellboy slashfic?

Or would you prefer Bellbookcandlelad?

Sadness was expressed regarding bellgirls!

Hence slashfic, and not slashtruth.

Pov, you keep lying, when...

...you oughta be truthin'! Why?!?!?

Because his lips are moving?

GoGo's: Our Lips Are Sealed!

With what kind of adhesive?

The "gel" in Cobie's hair?

Great minds think alike, yo!

What is our excuse then?

Great thinks like a mind.

Mind thinks like a great.

Mind is terrible to waste.

Support United Negro College Fund.

or the Kent Pizza Fund.

Have a happy period. Always .

Pov - Legion World's resident gynecologist

Nothing so sinister. TV commercial.

I watch too much television.

Television... it also watches YOU!

CBS has that creepy eye!

Both of Pov's eyes: creepy!

Let's not mention...third eye.

This was on page three.

Totally unacceptable. saved by bunp.

I "Bump"ed in the 70's.

But did anyone bump back?

The postman always bumps twice.

No wonder my mail's late.

Bumptious Q. Bangwhistle is alive.

Reports of his death exaggerated

wasn't that a STU alt?

What wasn't a STU alt?

Was STU a Vonnegut fan?

Couldn't he still be one?

But has he read "Jailbird"?

You'll have to ask him.

If and when he returns.

you could always e-mail him.

Where oh where is STU?

Do you think he'll respond?

Perhaps he is a lurker...

Lurkers of the world unite!

If they did, who'd know?

It could have happened already

That explains the Patriot Act!

Explain it to me, please!

The Patriot Act: legalized lurking.

It: Pronoun denoting an object

Quis: can be a smartass.

Better a smartass than dumbass

How about a Striped Bass?

Swedish popstars, @$$ of Bass?

Doesn't "Swedish Popstars" sound odd?

Imagine lyrics as: "flurgen murgen..."

That'd be the Swedish Chef

He preferred "Bjork Bjork Bjork!"

Faith No More killed her...

...fish in their Epic video.

Has Bjork done anything recently?

I'm sure she's done something.

She hasn't done ME, thankfully...!

She's really very truly annoying.

But what a fashion plate!!!

Yeah, she's always swanning around.

Ellen Degeneres wore it better.

Good one, Pov. Much funnier...

...than anything Ellen's ever said.

"Take my wife, please!" - Youngman

Angry Youngman = Henny's feisty descendant.

Ang Lee Youngman: director descendant

Lee Rico Youngblood: Untouchable descendant

Did I kill this thread...?

...by referencing an SNL sketch?

It was a 70s sketch!

I don't recall that one.

It was an Untouchables parody...

...with Aykroyd as Eliot Ness.

Oh, Capone, you ignorant slut.

Favorite Aykroyd impersonation: Jimmy Carter.

Carter - The astonding colossal president

Akroyd's Bob Dole was cool.

Too bad Bob Dole wasn't.

Aykroyd's Übermensch parody was fun.

Bass-o-matic - MMMMMMMM!! That's good bass!

The fish or the frequency?

Of course it's the fish

Can I have steak instead?

A shark tired of fish??????

Even sharks like some variety

Variety-the spice of life.

"So shake it," they say.

And exactly who are "they"?

Dunno-but they say lots.

This is my 800th post!

way to go, armless one!

Forgot what thread I'm on.

Hate it when that happens.

Inanity of inanities, saith me.

Okay that hurt my brain.

As much as zombies dining?

You miss Scott, I see.

Who doesn't, Kent? WHO DOESN'T?

Lucky Caroline still sees him.

"Sweet Caroline" was Caroline Kennedy.

She still is, isn't she?

Have you seen her lately?

Are you saying she's ugly?

I would never say that.

But what would you say?

His silence says it all.

He's channeling Marcel Marceau maybe?

That'd explain the hand gestures.

He's in a box again.

You know, the imaginary kind?

imaginary as opposed to psychological?

We should think outside boxes.

But imagine what is inside!

why imagine? open and look!

Eek! It's a severed hand!

Put it back inside! Quickly!

Alright, who's missing a hand?

Has someone pestered Shark Lad?

What percentage is actually shark?

we could Mako guess, perhaps.

Shark Lad is quite chummy.

Chum. It's what's for dinner.

Good thinking, my old chum!

Chumbawamba's one hit wonder: "Tubthumping".

Carl Douglas'-Kung Fu Fighting

Everybody was kung fu fighting

They were fast as lightning.

T'was a little bit fright'ning!

bah! none beat David Carradine.

Grasshopper, if you can snatch...

Did I miss the chum?

Yes you did, old chum.

Life's a cabaret, old chum.

"This Vicious Cabaret": V's song.

Time to go to bed...

Wake up. It's after noon.

Well, I'm just a nightowl.

Goody! You're a bird too!

Who,who,who,who, me?

Whoooo are you? Who-oo? Whoo-oo?

You really want to know?

You better, you bet! (Ooo-oo)

Finally made it! 1000th post!

9,000 more til Time Trapper

A piece of cake, 'tis!

Mmmmm... Carrot Cake! My Favorite!

Yeah! Let us eat cake!

Who are you, Lardy Antoinette?

Now that is an image!

One I'd rather forget, thanks.

Who can forget that image?

(puts on Wonder-bra for Manboobs)

Wonder Bra made of Amazonium

Wow! Wonder Bra Powers--activate!

the form of - Jane Mansfield!

the shape of....Chris Farley!

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Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Finally made it! 1000th post!

You are now No. 79 . . .

. . . right behind the other armsfalloffboy!

I'm working my way up!

"Movin' on Up"--The Jeffersons

That Weezie was good people.

AFOB is now 78. Congrats!

Wouldn't be without you guys!

Does Weezie get the assist?

Weezie always lent a hand.

George'd be lost without her.

Boy, ain't that the truth!

I hated the British guy

why? stuck in your teeth?

Not after I used Glide

That poor old Bentley chap...

Worst wacky next-door neighbor ever.

was he really that bad?

Did Sharky cause his death ?

Only George and Florence left!

Weezie, Bentley, Willises--all gone.

Bentley, immediately after Sharky's derision!

All hail the powerful SharkLad!

Martha's Vineyard isn't far from...

...Sharky's waters. In reruns, no...

one can hear you scream.

Get out of the water!

Why? Did Lardy defocate again?

Again? Don't you mean 'still'?

Ew! Eww! Ewww! Ewwww! Ewwwww!

That's some bad hat, Harry.

Thanks for changing the subject.

I get a bad rap!

What would constitute good rap?

Dunno. I'm a metalhead, actually.

That would explain the clanging.

Actually, that's something else entirely......

airport security must love you.

But not in good ways...

Lardy gives a new meaning . . .

. . . to "bang your head," natch!

metal health = drive you mad

And that's a short drive!

You taking the short bus?

Long walk off short pier.

That's so childish to say

My inner child goes dessert-less.

Was your inner child naughty?

Refusing to finish her veggies.

Is there a spanking forthcoming?

don't be such a perv.

No spankings, just a time-out.

Eating lots of veggies lately.

Then you may have dessert.

Hey, did somebody mention dessert ?

I really like banana pudding.

Care to share the receipe?

My lips can't touch bananas.

what about the resta you?

Those records have been sealed.

Sealed with a kiss perhaps?

Why, yes. Several , in fact.*

(*Not a paid endorsement, however.)

Who can top ringing kisses?

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Originally posted by LardLad:
Care to share the receipe?

Can't. It's Mom's secret recipe.

Would the punishment be death?

While wearing a Punisher costume ?

That is punishment enough, surely.

Some people are into that.

Did not need that visual.

And don't call you Shirley ?

Surely not Shirley! Shrilly!

silly.

That joke's older than me.

And that's saying a lot.

Ensure[tm] and Matlock reruns rule !

I Dream of Jeannie: preferred.

Nutritive drinks on ice optional.

Do they make great mixers?

depends on one's pill regimen.

[Plucks pills off Orlon[tm] sweater.]

You're gonna get a hairball.

five words, AFOB, not six.

Bad AFOB! Bad, Bad, BAD!

(We've all done that sometimes)

I'm perfect, except when mistaken.

I humbly beg for forgiveness.

Thank God for Edit option.

(wonders about original post version)

Sorry, keeping you in suspense!

Inane posts of three worlds!!!!

Next post in three months?

Can we wait that long?

Oh, sorry, that's Lo3W Three!

Let the so-called editors apologize.

Ha editors apologize for nothing

query: Who Edits the Editors?

Where's Rohrschach when he's needed?

Leaping out of Didio's fridge?

...in a little black skirt ?

White skirt, random black blots.

What a tacky sounding outfit!

don't mind the bean juice.

Hurm. Don't mind speech patterns.

It's been a long time...

since I have posted here

The hours seem like days.

Or maybe it's vice versa.

Quis: ubiquitous everywhere but here.

Huh? Quis isn't ubiquitous here?

He said he'd been absent.

From this thread, I suppose.

See posts 7,8 above.

"See my vest!"--Monte Burns

"Made from real gorilla chest."

"Like my loafers, former gophers"

Thread's first post of 2009.

Well done, AFOB! gold star.

Hey, are those real gold ?

Internet gold. crumbles under scrutiny.

Crumbles plus rotgut equals "Goldschlager."

Geshundheit! Are you catching cold?

HEY! Cleome got an avatar!

Is it "clee-OHM" or "cle-oh-ME"

Second guess would be correct.

And what is our prize?

The satisfaction of guessing right?

No prize necessary. Donations accepted.

All donations are tax deductable.

Please give to my sca....cause

that's really only five words?

three dots inside a word?

SCA ? Damn. And me costume-less.

"Sca...use" Yeah that's the ticket

A ticket for a trip?

Sure. For free - pay shipping

A trip on a ship!

You'll float on a boat.

With guys dressed like goats.*

(*See MST3K's "Alphabet Antics")

Cobie prefers dressed like sheep

He's a glutton for mutton!

If\' Cobie\'s Ralph, who\'s Sam ?

Cobie is Leslie, not Ralph?

That's a damn sexy 'do.

<==Too sexy for this thread.

<== Too sexy for white bread.

<==Too sexy for a bed.

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^
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The famed Right Said Lad

Careful, you'll diappear into obscurity.

Obscurity, trivia or just nostalgia?

Aesop: In obscurity, lies safety.

And in safety lies stagnation.

I'll bring the algae burgers.

I prefer Krabby Patties, actually.

Hope there's a wine list.

It's "bring your own vintage."

[Flashback to Northern Exposure soiree.]

A great series! Very missed.

Janine Turner sure was HAWT!

Young Janine as Trip, maybe ?

I can easily see that.

Until I recall General Hospital.

That younger Janine wasn't Lu.

My cousin did a soap.

But my cousin isn't Janine.

My friend Dan use to...

...be an announcer for one.

Dan, Dan, he's our man!

Oh, you know Dan, too?

Uh, no, not really...no.

Maybe he could leave voicemail.

He gets paid for voiceovers.

What about earthworms as currency ?

Then fishes would be banks.

Soda machines won't take 'em

but you could clog 'em.

teach those floorgin' vending companies!

Vendable compost = Urban Green revolution.

But I want a soda

buy one with cash, then.

Or else grow your own.

How does one grow soda?

one ingredient at a time.

Is the first ingredient love?

I thought it was sugar

Do you want some sugar?

Pour some sugar on me.

I once saw Def Leppard

Me, too. On Long Island.

in Newfoundland for me

Did y'all give'm spelling tips?

But mispeling wurds is kewl!

but not on a resume

How about on an application?

Only if you're Cobalt Kid.

Is CK the most popular ?

Most popular job applicant? Perhaps.

Gets by on his looks...

then he must be rich!

or else he's a gigolo

'Cuz I ain't got nobody...

maybe he'll give a discount.

Cobalt Kid....discount gigolo service

Does Lady Cobalt know this?

How d'ya think they met?

And Lardy was his pimp.

That would explain the costume...

Too skinny to be me!

Let me guess, too tan?

Well...what do you think?

[Linked Image]

Uh, well, uh... nice duck.

But who's on his right ?

Why is Karate Kid running?

The Beatles are his enemies!

"Hey Jude" is really lousy.

Them there's fightin' words, Cleome!

Now, now, let's not fight!

For the right to party?

so.....no sleep till Brooklyn?

so whatcha whatcha whatcha want?

Girls - all I really want.

All I Need Is Everything

sorry, you can't have it!

Listen alla y'all--itsa SABOTAGE!

Or, maybe it is Sabataage!

Or perhaps Saab-otage. Sneaky Swedes!

I like Swedes...good Metal!!

and don't forget hot babes.

Some hot babes play metal.

Especially in Dedmanic utopian realms.

That is the Poltergiest Area

Hot nekkid babes playin' metal....

Wouldja' settle for Hell\'s Belles ?

No one would settle, apparently.

It is Kent's Rock-n-Roll fantasy!

Mediaeval Babes...gothic babes chanting

Prefer The Magnolia Sisters , myself.

Psst! Clee's a chronic linkaholic!

Links: Free. Booze: Not Free.

Could be a Bluegrass-aholic too.

Booze: Not Free. Boos: Free.

Boo-Berry cereal: Not Free.

Mario games: Not Boo Free.

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Could be a Bluegrass-aholic too.

J\'ai ete au bal , Bebe.

Inane is the word, yes?

Captain Obvious to the rescue!

Versus his nemesis, Queen Obscura!

Go Cap-O ! Yeah, Go Cap-O !*

*To the tune "Jim Dandy."

I totally don't get it.

There's lots I don't get

What is there to get?

Can we all get presents?

Get while the gettin's good!

Mine got up and went.

Vote Gary Concord and Frio!

No! All politicians are crooks!

I am not a crook

I am not curious (yellow).

I don't like Coldplay's "Yellow".

I'm just mad about saffron.

They call me mellow yellow.

Yello's "Oh Yeah" is fun.

first. last The word is

capatalized. first The word is

Good vanilla pudding is yellow.

Rice pudding is my co-pilot.

Rice is really quite nice.

Todd, Condy, or Edgar Burroughs?

Me Tarzan. That answer question?

Johnny Weissmuller or Christopher Lambert?

Or how about Ron Ely?

Eli invented the Cotton Gin.

Ellie Arroway traveled through hyperspace.

Save the Arrow Shirt Man !!

No! He doesn't post here.

Graffiti: Who Watches The Watchmen?

Dylan: All Along The Watchtower

I like Hendrix's version better.

It's that Lefty natural magnetism.

once heard great Reggae version.

Never really got into reggae.

s'fun. some good. some not.

Beware the ides of March!

Suddenly I crave Caesar Salad...

I hear Mark Antony's yummy

Quis' subtexts always elude me.

Ok. See, he's...never mind.

The parents kept me sheltered.

Did you tell the Police?

Do you think Sting'll care?

He never returns my calls.

Probably walking on the moon...

...while under an invisible sun.

What footwear's required, I wonder...

You think these will do?

nope. Luna may be lacking...

...much gravity; still has gravitas.

At least it's not gravid.

Anyone up for some gravlax ?

with bagel and cream cheese.

And two hard boiled eggs.

sliced tomato and red onion.

Ohmygod! That hákarl sounds good!

then have some Iqunaq instead .

Ohmygod! That's Sickening, Mr Shakeyrear!

As gross as raw tomatoes?

Ohmygod! With or without salt?

Does salt make a difference?

Ohmygod Yes! Tastes much better!

I much prefer tomato sauce.

fresh, salted garden tomatoes... mmmmmm.....

Gotta' salt the slugs first.

never had salted slugs, meself.

Stewed slugs are much better...

Lowfat never sizzled so good...

Especially when watching your sodium.

Lowfat should never watch sodium!

no? whose turn is it?

Depends on the next retcon.

Is there another one coming?

Sooner than you think, fool.

Was that insult really necessary?

Ask me not of necessity.

I ask you of dignity ...

"Mas agil que una tortuga!"

"Mas fuerte que un raton!

"Mas noble que una lechuga!"

"Su escudo es su corazon!"

No entiendo lo que dices ...

When I was little, there...

...was a Mexican TV show...

...that parodied superheroes, including Superman's...

..."Faster than a speeding bullet!"...

...and so on. The show...

...was titled "El Chapulin Colorado."

But was he ever involved ?

I should be doing work

Work, you say. What kind ?

Letter of recommendation for intern

Ohmygod! Like a Clinton Intern?

Nah, this one is attractive

The Intern or the politician?

You think Clinton is attractive?

Ohmygod! are you always insulting?

How did I insult you?

Ohmygod! The Clintons are OLD!

Can't old people be attractive?

Ohmygod! To other old people!

Depends on the old person

I know what you mean.

Age is but a number.

<--- Get your kicks, en route...

two years ahead of me.

Please get behind me now

In the religious sense, or... ?

. . . in the geographical sense, maybe?

Just chronologically, I would guess.

Time will tell... heh. heh.

I don't think it's funny

Well excuuuuuse me! I tried.

Should I come back later ?

[puts down conciliatory cookies. Exits.]

Come back, cleome. It's safe.

didn't mean to scare Cleome.

Okay, I'm better now. Thanks.

Glad to hear it, darlin'.

"Hello Darlin.' Nice t'see ya."

Hmm... Wonder if Sharky's returning...

Just when you thought it...

...was safe on the boards

dun dun dun dun dun

Sharky: Legionnaire and ephemeral game !

don't forget his well choreographed...

...fight scenes against the Jets.

Sorry, I forgot; Against who?

Twas Shark Lad, of course.

I own page one, fools!

Brag brag brag. Ho hum.

And now I do again!

Shame things don't last long ...

we all have glory moments.

The original Italian "Gloria" -- glorious!

Or the SNL "Gloria" sketch.

Which SNL era's that from?

1984, or thereabouts, I think.

In which, "The Garage Band..."

I'm surprised I don't remember.

...keeps botching the name's spelling.

Speling's knot everthang, clemeo, deer.

Hie iz wriyt, yoo noe.

F's! You both get F's!

What about using a curve?

whose curve do we use?

Liberty Belle's curve, I suppose.

Hmm...

I see cracked people...

Liberty Belle was a whore

hey! don't diss Libby Lawrence.

or Jessie, for that matter.

Does Hourman ring Liberty's Belle?

Depends how flirtatious he gets.

Does he still use drugs?

just the blue pill nowadays.

and only lasts 60 minutes.

The guys from "60 Minutes"...

...pop blue pills like candy.

popping pills gives a Rush!

pun intended, of course, dittoheads.

As opposed to Ditkoheads, eh?

would Ditkoheads have half masks...

...when their spider senses tingle?

They'd emulate Rand, most likely.

Time to bump this thread

As mentioned in LMB's Almanac.

Is Almerac in the Almanac?

A planet made from caramel !

Lotsa sticky politics, I'll bet...

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Originally posted by Stealth:
The guys from "60 Minutes"...

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...pop blue pills like candy.

Andy Rooney with a boner...

I've heard of scarier things.

Like grown men getting circumcised?

Thankfully, I had earplugs handy.

Look! The dead have risen!

How could this thread die?

If we just stop posting.

sad, when a thread dies.

I didn't miss this one!

IOW, your aim is true.

Eats owl doodlebug blog shuffleboard.

You lost me on that.

It's a long, long story.

I wanna be like ME!

Like Mamie Eisenhower? How droll!

"Droll" and "doll" don't rhyme.

But they should, shouldn't they?

Take it to another thread

Oh, stop being so modish!

Nothing wrong with it, in moderation of course.

Lou! T'aint "Inane EIGHT Word..."

Forgot which thread I'm in.

Consider yourself admonished, young man!

I usually do these days.

Why? Got a woman, now?!?

Unfortunately punishment's usually self inflicted.

Is that whatcha call it?

[arrived in mid-conversation yet again]

Watching "Team America: World Police".

"Rock and Roll! F*ck Yeahhhh!"

Do what to Rick Roll?

"We\'re out of sweet rolls!"

Yeah, we've seen that before.

Cobie asking for sweet roll.

Getting rolled once is enough.

Roll, roll, roll your thread...

I'd love a buttered roll.

What about a battered troll?

Can I pound it myself?

Would you really enjoy that?

I'm so bitter and twisted...

But, you sound like fun...

I'm just drawn that way.

But it works so well...

Stealth is idol to many.

It's nice to be adored.

Remember though, there's no pressure.

Thank you. That's a relief.

How do you spell relief?

Lately, our survey says: L-E-V-I-T-Z.

But only time will tell...

You'll love it at LEVITZ!

Is there some familial connection?

Nah, just a catchy jingle.

As opposed to continuity jangles.

Either one's better than jingoism.

How about better than Ezra?

Rick Veitch's son is Ezra.

Ezra Jack Keats was great.

Kate carries on about Keats.

Yes, as did Aztec Camera.

Let's walk out to winter.

Winter - Snow, bad; fire, good

Whatever you say, Frankenstein's monster.

Frankenstein's monster was more articulate

It was the neck bolts.

The Brave and the Bolt.

Kids, don't bolt your food.

Sarah Miles and Robert Bolt.

They married each other twice.

As did Liz and Dick.

Liz Taylor is still alive.

Generalissimo Franco is still dead.

His canned spaghetti patent endures.

Ewwww, canned spaghetti. Gross. Barf.

I suppose you prefer ramen?

Oodles and oodles of noodles.

The whole Kitten Kaboodle. Toodles!

Wanna' meet at Kitchen Kaboodle ?

I'll pass, but thanks anyway.

[Eats free Xmas cookies alone]

That's how the cookie crumbles.

This is the 666th post.

That would scare superstitious people.

So just eat 665 cookies!

That'd cause a tummy ache.

That's not a fair exchange?

That depends on the cookies.

My homemade Toll House, yes.

Chips Ahoy, not so much.

" Bake, Bake, Bake ," Young Man.

"Homemade Toll House" Oxymoron much?

Better than chipped beef, though.

Chipped beef: an acquired taste.

How do I acquire that?

Who would want to, man?

Yuk! It's like chipped wood!

You would know this how?

Maybe he sampled some wood.

Oak tree cookies....not good!

Some people like morning wood.

It's funny until the splinters.

Always with the splinters... *sigh*

Ninja Turtles mentor is Splinter

Splinter is a righteous rat!

He'll Kung Fu your ass

Is "Kung Fu" a verb?

Should we ask Master Splinter?

I had a splinter once.

I've had them many times.

Is Rocky a splinter magnet?

really..can you magnetize wood?

Are you implying Rocky's metallic?

Metallic Penguin: indie rock band?

Cos is my favorite Legionnaire!

Never forget that first bustier!

He filled it out well.

Good structure is always key.

Bad structure leads to collapse

Collapsing structures is very bad

Is that a structural enhancement...

...or is somebody just pleased...

...to make our acquaintance here?

I am not really sure.

I DO. YYYYYYYES, I DOOOOOOO!!

Darling, je vous aime beaucoup...

And I love you, too.

All we need is Love!

Love is all you need...

There's nothing you can know...

Nothing from nothing means nothing...

"Nothing else matters". Metallica. Metallica.

Don't eat that matter, Lardi!

It's for our guests later!

What time do they arrive?

Will they be fashionably late?

If they know what's good.

Let the place air out

Looks like it's brunch time.

Eat here after that smell

Not into bagels and lox?

Only every now and then.

Personally, I don't like it

generally I don't eat fish

Pisces-themed parties still rock, though.

Any Eating going on there?

Drinking and smoking galore, too.

I could do some drinking

I have never smoked...anything.

good for you, my friend.

Wish I could say that

I rather like smoked fish.

One fish, two fish, etc.

I do love Dr. Seuss.

Cat's one of my heroes.

In the Hat, that is.

I have triumphantly returned... again.

A hearty welcome back, Chuck.

hey Abin! howz it hangin?

Good to *see* you guys

Good to "see" you too.

Glad that you`re back Abin

Guess he wasn't secretly Brande.

Where were ya at, Chuck?

Maybe he needed a breather

Ohmygod, he like so did!

What?!?! Is he on oxygen?

Ohmygod, No, Pagan Lass Is...

or was in the hospital.

It's like a long story

I hope she's feeling better.

Hope you're both doing good!

The hospital isn't any fun.

wow! Best wishes, Quank clan.

Hope things get better soon

Thanks Guys, Pagan's home and...

recovering very well, She's Tough.

Glad to hear that Abin.

I'm happy there's good news

We all need good news.

Send her my best wishes.

Legion World loves Quank family!

Why of course we do!

Complimentary submarine rides always welcome.

get our tax dollars worth.

Can I get a ride?

Got a ticket to ride?

Is Abin's latest submarine yellow?

in color. not in spirit.

Can we visit Octopus Garden?

I tend to prefer calamari.

After we visit Strawberry Fields!

Ain't visited there in forever!

Been to Penny Lane recently?

There are places I remember

There are many I don't

But you kept the postcards.

Like anyone sends postcards anymore.

Maybe Postcards from the Edge?

U2 members send you postcards?

Bono sent me his glasses!

Could you send them over?

Sure, give me your address

Just have to find it.

Is it 1313 Mockingbird Lane?

So Close, just five more

...steps to Heaven, or what?

There's a lady who's sure...

And which lady is that?

A Lady of the night?

Isn't that euphamism for prostitute?

Can't it mean something nicer?

"Nice" don't pay the bills!

Let's go rob a bank!

Truth, justice, and bank robbery??????????????

just trying to help out!

You need a tip jar!

And a trained attack cat!

The robbery was a CATastrophe.

Nosferatu killed my only cat...

I thought curiosity did it.

Curiousity takes on many forms

Curiosity was totally framed, Maaaaaan!!

Who is the real culprit

Col. Mustard, the kitchen, knife!

I should have guessed that!

Elementary, my dear Mattropolis! Elementary!

That was actually very funny...

Funny ha-ha or funny weird?

I think I meant ha-ha.

Around here, one wants clarification.

As opposed to wanting defecation.

[buys everyone case of bran]

Mmmmmm, bran. It's nature's brooooom.

Ah, a Wilford Brimley moment.

I could do without that.

I aim to please, darlin'.

And your aim is true.

^Reminds me of Elvis Costello.

Everyday I write the book.

I was thinking about "Alison".

Alison Schapker wrote for "Alias."

Alison Krauss sings bluegrass wonderfully.

Partial to Ali Ryerson , myself.

Thank you for that link.

cleome says, "you're welcome, Miner!"

cleome is a Lardy alt?

Aren't YOU a Lardy alt?

Aren't I a Rocky alt?

Who are we talking about?

Is this the "Questions" thread?

Not necessarily, I don't think

Thinking is too much trouble.

So stop thinking, start doing!

Doing the "Humpty Hump", perhaps?

Do whatever you like, pal.

I like many different things

Many different things like me.

As well they should, Abin!

They've seen what befalls dislikers.

The aftermath is not pretty.

Especially if there's compulsory dancing.

dancing... and gnashing of teeth.

Gnashing to the beat.....awesome.

I can dance to it!

Can you dance to anything?

Not quite anything, Outdoor Miner.

What can't you dance to?

Gregorian Chants give me trouble...

Gregorian chant's more for singing.

I'm pretty good at it.

"Dancing With The Gregorian Stars?"

I would love to see!

Sounds like a hit series.

A ratings smash I predict.

It could air for decades.

Yeah. The 910s to 1290s.

Gregory the Gregorian's Robe Emporium!

Who's patron saint of Snuggies™?

Anastasia is patron of weavers.

That's probably the closest one.

Maurice and Paul the Hermit, too.

With The Weavers as acolytes?

Michael Row Your Boat Ashore.

Lash is on a boat?

He's the Michael in song?

It's just an educated guess

I'm sure he won't object.

Will he answer his cell phone?

(psst! five word maximum, Red!)

Does he have unlimited texting?

I'm sure you'll reach him.

Oh, you nutty Facebook types...

you can join too, cleome.

Nah. I like being mysterious.

It does have some advantages

So we're Semi-Luddites, kind of...

We still love you, Cleome!

Technology - The Path to Enlightenment

or Entertainment, far more often.

Can I download the Internet?

We're all out of Internets.

there were some here yesterday.

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We still love you, Cleome!

My ego just grew threefold.

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there were some here yesterday.

More is on backorder, yes?

I believe that is so.

Alas, my dog has fleas.

A lass dog? Itchy bitch!

I have to go pee.

Potty on, o future king!

Piss pot to the left!

I need a good breakfast.

May I recommend eggs benedict?

That would be awesome, thanks!

Who's washing those brunch dishes?

I already did 'em yesterday!

Come over and do mine!

What's in it for me?

My undying love and respect!?

What's their current market value?

Is everything a commodity nowadays?

You can buy me love!

Love is...a five-word post?

It's never having to say...

..."We're banning your... derriere, Jerkface!"

Warning, HOT Chocolate means HOT!!!

"Where you from, Sexy Thing?"

second star on the left...

...just follow the drinking gourd...

and turn left at Albuquerque.

I hear Sedona is nice

HEY! This isn't Pismo Beach.

I've been to Pismo Beach...

...and you're no Pismo Beach.

I am a Happy Meiser!

Brother of Heat and Snow?

I like a white Christmas!

you do too much cocaine.

Nah. That's just confectioner's sugar.

Heard any "Diet Coke" jokes?

Isn't Diet Coke joke enough?

*sip* HA HA HA Yes.

But Nura drinks Tab cola.

Maybe I should change avatars?

Coke Zero beats either one.

<----- Darn! I broke a nail!

I QUIT, That felt good.

Don't touch the hair ... ever!

Especially don't touch Urania Blackwell's.

Click Here For A SpoilerMon-el WINS, Paul changes plans.

editor's note by Kent: contains a reference to the current issue of LSH, which Not everyone has read yet.

I do love my hair.

That's manely a good thing.

Sketchy should be here now.

Is it his appointed time?

I'm his walk-in client today.

SpiderGirl

Thanks for the Edit K-E-N-T.

Your fellow fans love you.

I didn't click the spoiler!

I like to be surprised.

Another thread already informed me...

...so no surprises for me.

So sorry to hear that!

stuff happens. I'll certainly survive.

I'm getting books very soon!

Oh I love to read.

Spidey says reading is fundamental.

And he can cook , too!

Only Good Guys Get Goodies!!

(Many thanks for the link Cleome)

I want a little puppy!

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Only Good Guys Get Goodies!!

(Many thanks for the link Cleome)

You're welcome. Thank greenmask, too!

I never get any links.

Here you go, Future King!

I have some sausage links.

That's not at all suggestive.

Was it supposed to be?

Probably not, but that's okay.

/ is alarmed and flees thread /

We often have that effect.

Fleeing is not an option!

But there's always fleecing, right?

Fleecing, flirting, and flaking, yes.

They're Legion World's Three Fs.

And Cobie pioneered them all?

He should be Fobie Kid.

But not, presumably, "Mr. Fantastic."

He would take any compliment.

Leaving none for other guests.

That's why we love him!

And why we despise him!

Why you despise him, anyway.

Why can't we be friends?

Can we change human nature?

Don't we have free will?

Isn't thatta Michael Jackson song?

("Human Nature" = Michael Jackson song)

Michael Jackson sang about will?

you snuck in there again!

Pretty sneaky for fat guy!

Didn't some Canadians sing that?

I mean, about "Free Will."

I think you mean Rush.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor didn't.

I love Rockhopper Lad's dog!

Thanks for sharing his picture!

A chicken in every pot...

...and Wonder-Beagles at every hearthside!

Now I'm getting very hungry!

Outback, Come hungry leave happy.

They closed Outbacks up here.

Did they move out front?

Yey, it finally snowed today!

You get in the bowl!

What flavor dip've you got?

Jingle Bells, Hyundai, NOT BUYING!

I have always preffered Honda.

I drive a Toyota, myself.

I just saw Future King's...

...post above about Hyvvie!

Thanks!

Today is Hyvvie's eighth birthday. [Linked Image]

You must always love him!

"I Will Always Love Beagles"

My dad hunts with beagles.

Beagles have Noses of Wonder.

Bears have the best noses.

But beagles are much cuter.

Don't sleep on the doghouse...

...this time of year. Brrrr!

Hyvvie is an indoor dog.

Except when I walk him.

We go walking when Hyvvie...

Needs to use the privy.

"Hyvvie" and "privy" do rhyme!

But neither rhymes with "ivy".

Recalls a thread of yore.

I'm sure I've covered that.

In nice crushed velvet, perhaps...?

I prefer herringboned Donegal Tweed.

With a carved walking stick...

...and a nice Meerschaum, too?

You guys need better designers!

Who needs designers? Not I.

Nor I. I'm a fashionismo!

I have Fashion Deficit Disorder.

Every Fashionista has a awaking.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Every dog has its day.

The Sun Will Rise Again.

As God as my witness

I will never zumbacize again

Cucumbers make a nice snack.

"Cucumber Castle" is a movie.

Eat your cucumbers or else!

There's a joke there, but...

...I'm not gonna touch it.

Of course there's a joke....

Cucumbers will always be funny

Cucumbers like to tickle people.

Cucumbers, bananas, pickles. Oh My!

Sausage, salami, bologna. Oh, my.

Wow, look what I started!

Cold cuts would be okay...

But Tzatziki would be faaaabulous!

As a Greek I'm flattered!

No seriously I am Greek.

It's all Greek to me.

Gyros aren't hard to find...

At least, not around here.

My Greek cooking really rocks!

"My Big Fat Greek fk?"

Uhhh, I am NOT fat!!!

I am just big boned!

I know what YOU'RE thinking!!

Thinking hurts. Anyone got aspirin?

Aspirin, no. How about naproxen?

Which Legionnaire is from there?

Don't know. Pain Reliever Lad?

Always a super-power in demand.

Can never get a super-power.

They take lots outta' you.

I'd love a super power.

We all have them here.

You guys are my heroes!

I expect you do, too.

Legion of Super Gyros, anyone?

I'm Greek so no prob!

How about a baklava, then?

I don't need more sugar!

You're super, no matter what!

In the company of heroes!

Then a hero by association!

Super hero by transitive property.

With five you get dolmathes.

let's skip to the Ouzo.

How about marinated octopus too?

I'm in! Come next payday.

Come on over right now!

Which GO train to take?

Let me find my map.

you don't want to tell?

Yes, but at what risk?

let's meet somewhere neutral. Toronto?

Isn't that a mythical place...?

...kinda' like "State of Bliss..."

...or bakeries in hollow trees?

... or the island of Marzal?

Isn't Marzal a planet now?

Maybe it took Pluto's place

per "Nine Planets Ice Cream"

I could use some now.

Marzal, Pluto, or ice cream?

Too cold for ice cream.

Try it with chocolate syrup!

or on a pie slice

I could eat a pint

I really hate snow storms!

ain't so bad up here.

We are as yet unscathed.

we got a few inches.

Too much snow for me.

wimp! wrong province for you.

Its actually above zero here

I still want ice cream

Still too cold down here.

What would you consider cold?

Whatever Missouri's temperature is now.

At least it's sunny today!

where'd the warm week go?

twas supposed to be mild.

I literally froze last night.

warmer days are ahead, amigo.

They're called off our snow...

...for which I'm exceedingly grateful.

It's above zero here today.

should be most of week.

I'm glad to hear that!

hope you don't mind slush.

Nah, slush has it's positives.

cold snap interrupting the thaw!

no more thaw until Wednesday.

Pretty warm today in NYC

The mild days are ahead!

Yeah, I've heard that before...

...also the check's coming soon.

:rolleyes:

I just need some mildness.

rain today. more snow melt.

Make way: tough on crime

real crooks are never caught.

bankers, politicians, and the like.

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bankers, politicians, and the like.

The Kawarthas? Cool, that's nice!

Petty crime's what doesn't pay.

I could not agree more.

cleome always makes me smile....

a miss is as good....

...as a swing, eating Flings...

...with birds on the wing...

...while posting bizarre looking things.

...and counterfeiting Abin's power ring...

Nothing like good costume jewelry!

...Only from quality vending machines!

The ones in plastic bubbles?

Of course. Bring some quarters.

I never win anything good!

You're playing the wrong machines.

Or else using inferior quarters.

Future King uses Canadian quarters.

Is the exchange rate relevant?

No, I don't think so.

Any the Loonie keeps dropping....

Hail is what's dropping here.

Temperature is rising over here.

It's our brief spring here.

Cold weather is coming back?

It'll be hot soon here.

Still far off for us.

I just want spring now!

That isn't going to happen!

Will a spring roll suffice?

Yeah! Requesting plum sauce, too!

How about a good shovel?

How about a nice spade?

Who wants to shovel today?

Maybe after my yoga stretches.

jack smack and Crack Attack!

"...Call that kid Cracker Jack!"

Step on a crack and ...

Well that's just ... THREAD HIJACKER!

!REKCAJIH DAERHT ... tsuj s'taht lleW

<strike>Now I have an image of Zatanna wearing camo and brandishing an assault rifle. And I haven't even been drinking.</strike>

Now I need a drink.

I'll join you in that.

I've got people thinking. Awesome!!!

Sunday drinking is the best.

Zero chance of employers calling...

...when Yours Truly's totally inebriated.

Maybe I should start drinking?

You mean you aren't now?

Nah, haven't for many years

That is hard to believe

I had wine last year.

haven't you contradicted yourself, king?

Maybe wine isn't considered drinking.

Only one glass of wine

... for the whole of 2010

With a good dinner, right?

LOL, it was New Year's!

I hope it was champagne.

Or a aged fine wine.

Just not from a box!

I don't know my wines.

Was it white or red?

a little or a lot?

Was it sweet or dry?

That's a lot of questions

He hasn't answered one yet.

I am exercising complete myopia.

Nearsightedness equals drinking, does it?

Meaning that I've been drunk...

...nonstop since I was eight.

Now I only drink soda.

An Ontarian calls soda "soda!"?

Since I've been up here....

...seems everyone calls it "pop."

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An Ontarian calls soda "soda!"?

no, we call it pop...

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...seems everyone calls it "pop."

trying to be an American!

Your healthcare gives you away.

When I lived in Michigan...

...people thought it was weird...

...when I called it "soda".

We Canuks are very weird!

When I was a kid...

...in Massachusetts, we called it...

..."tonic". That's less common now.

"tonic" is moonshine up here!

methinks 'tonic' only accompanies gin.

drinking blood of the ancients?

Shouldn't we drink tiger blood?

And turn out like Sheen???

Got a problem with "winning"?

Whining is more like it.

Can't one win at whining?

Winning is everything ... GO TEAM!

Winterhawks lost the game yesterday.

Maybe I'll send a card

I don't know that team!

Portland Winterhawks: junior hockey team

or so says Wikipedia, anyway.

Yes, that would be correct.

This is a normal day.

Guess that has its charms.

up here, was election day

Tories won. Liberals, separatists decimated.

leftist NDP, new opposition party.

Multi-party on, my Northern kin!

Greens also won a seat!

Can I buy a color?

who would stop you, Em?

Some obscure Flash villain probably

Maybe barter, rather than buy?

Money cannot buy my happiness.

So you just rent it.

Can I do a loan?

Why do X-Men wear yellow?

Just to annoy me maybe?

I think yellow is nice.

I like it on Bananas

And it also enhances taxis.

Yes, and also some smiles.

Trying to tell me something?

Never give away the ending!

Not without a dinner first.

The best part is dessert!

Push that pastry this way!

To heck with the diet!

Cherry cherry cherry boom boom

Can we double up words?

Why, of course we can.

Ok, count me in then!

Not really kosher, I'd say.

Well, this cheeseburger sure isn't.

I'll take one with fries!

But never take our freedom!

Do you like Mel Gibson?

Not especially. Why'd you ask?

Oh... just something you said.

Ah, t'be young and stupid...

Don't look back, look ahead!

To infinity and beyond, eh?

Sorry. I don't speak Canadian.

Fortunately, I am not Canadian

Oh well, noone is perfect.

Bah! Scotland forever, oh yes!

Sometimes others don't understand you.

Including you, you're telling me?

French fries with scrambled eggs.

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs!

Salad Tosser Lord can help!

Is that your new codename?

Questions, questions, too many questions!

An intelligent mind always asks!

And yet you keep asking

Yeah, just like I said

Wing dang doodle smegheads inane.

I enjoy a morning coffee.

Spainy rainy plainy only, yeppee.

For whom the bell tolls...

It tolls for thee, fk!

Bells ringing, crashing, smashing loudly...

Time to climb the chime.

Is that someones phone ringing?

Is irony on the line?

Can we tow the line?

The Show Must Go On!

Love will find a way.

I'll be there for you.

These five words I swear...

Smeg, Frak, Frell, Sprock, Nass.

That actually made me laugh!

I'm glad I amuse you

You sure are starting to!

Colonel Muammar Muhammad al Gaddafi

One, two, three, four, five

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten

This is so much fun!

You would think so...huh?

I like to amuse myself.

We have noted this trend.

I enjoy lots of attention.

This, we have also noted.

I am predictable but loveable!

Is that a Canadian thing?

Eh? Whatcha talkin' about, sucka?

Is that you Arnold Drummond?

Not in the slightest, why?

Just the way you talk.

I speak not such, sirrah!

Well, I say thee doest!

Doest not! (Thou art mistaken)

I say thee nay! Harumph.

You may harrumph now, sir!

I think I just did.

So you did. How rude!

You know, we're moving fast.

Consider it "increasing LW activity"

"We're just doing our part!"

Also, buy war bonds kiddiwinks!

Are they still selling those?

Isn't the US at war?

Why yes. Yes they are.

Treasuries are war bonds then!

Good point you have there.

And I'm glad you agree.

As well you should be.

The rhyming thread: Over there

But going there isn't fair.

And yet you frequently do

Is it me...or you?

*hears loud groans all around*

Is really enjoying the sound.

That's what you have found?

The joys of it abound.

All throughout in the round?

The pitcher takes the mound.

Is that a baseball reference?

Yes it is at that.

Straining to reach five words?

Maybe I first had six.

Maybe you had six first?

I just might of...maybe.

You mean "might have", there.

Maybe. Just maybe. Yeah...probably.

"Definitely", I believe you'll find

Why talk like Yoda...Hmmmmm?

Focus, you first must find.

Talking wise you are Reboot.

Frequently, the case this is

Good about yourself feeling...yes?

Infrequently this happens, I find.

Happen more often it should.

Agree, I do most solemnly

Glad we are in agreement.

And, lo, it was so.

How low can you go?

Lower than you may think.

Lower than a pregnant ant?

Pregnant ants? They lay eggs

Play handball on the curb?

Curb your enthusiasm for handball.

Why do you hate handball?

Handball is inferior to racquetball.

Cannot argue with your logic.

Logic is subjective these days!

True logic is never subjective.

That is a logical statement.

Now you are being illogical!

Who is the illogical one?

Even Spock has been illogical.

Can you site the episode?

Might it be "Amok Time"?

Dev, the word is "cite"

Get out of my C ite!

Quite a clever response, futy!

"Futy"? Something else else we should know?

It's a nice familiar nickname.

I really like cute nicknames!

Is Fubar a cute nickname?

Not to futy, it seems.

You got that right bud!

Five words? So last thread.

You got something against it?

Hey, five word threads rock!!

you sure about that buddy?

Oh, I'm sure about it!

You are utterly positive, huh?

Oh yeah, for sure yes.

Only racing drivers say that

Valley Girls do as well.

I thought they said "like"

Ok fine, fer shure (repeated)

You guys are almost groovy.

Wow, "almost thanks" to you!

Gag me with a spoon!

Do I have another option?

A finger might work too.

Or mustard water works too.

Thinking of it might work...

Mustard water to puke quick!

Another brand of Nestle's Quik?

Or just their Strawberry flavor.

Isn't that one the worst?

Are any of them good?

Oh, this post is back!

Pretty observant of you buddy.

Oh wow, you CAN read!

Reading is fundamental I hear.

Don't strain yourself though bud!

no worries there my friend.

Five words are pretty easy.

Six words are a problem.

So is a double posting.

Why is that a problem?

No, just making a note.

Oh ok, good enough then.

I'm so glad you approve.

I am getting sleep now.

You have to stay Buddy!

That was a good sleep!

I woke up too early

I was up too late.

As was I my friend.

Ha Ha, I'm still up!

But are you now, amigo?

Did I kill this thread?

Nam'Lor make you do it?

Shall the witch hunt begin?

But I lack camo gear!

Not to mention pentagram bullets.

A job for Jonah Hex?

Nam'Lor has Pinot Grigio friends!

Add "grape friends" pun here.

Friends to squeeze and stomp.

Don't forget the safe word.

Where's the fun in that?

Have fun, but be safe!

Nam'Lor likes Kent Shakespeare's style!

why does that sound ominous?

Everything's ominous when I'm unemployed.

I hear ya. Been there.

We're here for you, cleome!

I'll bring booze and cookies!

Cleome party in portland! Awesome!

Bring your crappy comic books!

Hasn't cleome already had enough?

Why not let her decide?

Is too much ever enough?

That's altogether a different thread.

whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah

Is Nam'Lor having an orgasm?

I'm not accepting blame here.

I doubt anyone wants to.

Maybe he is singing ABC.

"The Look of Love," specifically.

Thursday is LMB Karaoke Night!

Just don't sing My Way.

That song gets you killed!

Just like an X-Statix story.

But not like Future Song ...

My song sounds so smooth!

My face feels so smooth!

Enjoy it while it lasts.

The song or the face?

I just got a zit

Looks like both are over.

Perfection is so very fleeting.

Dare I say it's unattainable?

Perhaps for us lesser mortals.

Post your way to immortality!

Quis must be a pharaoh.

King of the Time Trappers

S'good to be the king.

So Belinda would be Queen.

Belinda is the bee's knees.

Ancient Egyptians loved cats, too.

more proof of Quislet's pharaoh-hood.

Do I bow or rise?

Don't make yourself an asp.

ASPirations can be fickle sometimes.

So can weekends in ASPen.

Aspartame revives this here thread.

But it gives me headaches

Then how about aspirin instead?

Keep the Aspidistra Flying, Buddy.

You can be exAsperating, lady.

Orwell made me do it.

Orwellian lawyers: the Animal Firm.

John Grisham and Disney collaborate.

What's in it for me?

High ticket prices, I'm guessing.

and stale popcorn, don't forget.

I like mine with butter.

I prefer barbecue or cheese.

We could order an assortment.

That'll take some serious moolah.

We could pop our own.

Theaters frown on outside snacks.

No candy is worth $5.

You're eating the wrong candy.

I'd smuggle my own in.

Still eating the wrong candy.

How can mine be wrong?

Where would you hide it?

No secret if I tell.

Homeland Security movieplex cavity searches!

Not going to find anything!

You hope. You pray. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

I hope he has lube!

Tin Man say, "oiiiillll cannnn."

("I like the Tin Man!")

(You're a friend of Dorothy!?!?)

Just has a metal fetish.

Ooooh, I didn't know that.

You should see his rings!

My ring's around the rosies.

Those are mighty red rosies.

Better red than dead, right?

(Ring a ring o Rosie)

Blaze sure likes em rosies.

Needs pocket full of posies.

They will all fall down.

Don't forget all the ashes.

But who is little Josie?

Josie from the Pussycats band?

They were underrated as singers.

Did they release any albums?

Do you want a "release"?

A release form for what?

Any rendition of "Release Me."

I'm afraid to google that.

Google something else then: Pandas!

Can I google bunnies instead?

Easter bunnies or playboy bunnies?

I want to do both.

Oh, new fetish of IB?

sounds like competition there, Blaze.

I'm not threatened at all.

Very confident, are you not?

"Kindness in words creates confidence."

Really, are Blaze's words kind?

You know him pretty well.

Perhaps I do, too well!

Is that a good thing?

Of course it is, baby!

Ah, young love. Sickeningly sweet!

Hope it doesn't cause diabetes!

But it causes double posts!

^Not intentional double above, actually!

It's funny how that happens

The sweets are to blame.

The blames are too sweet

I thought blames were bitter.

Only if you let them.

Don't let bitterness overtake you

'Tis a bitter pill, life.

Still beats the only alternative.

Unless you become a vampire.

Vampire as hot as IB.

get him a cold drink.

Cold blood garnished with lemon?

That is still coagulated blood.

What liquid would you like?

One that gives eternal life.

Wouldn't that get boring, eventually?

Not if I'm with him

Blaze and IB, together forever.

Let's not exclude everyone else!

All Legion World, together forever!

Amen to that Rockhopper Lad.

Can I get a witness?

The light was still green!

That's what they all say.

Why speak for us all?

Because you need sleep sometimes.

Sleep?!?! What exactly is "sleep"?!?!

Go jobless and you'll see.

Even if you are blind?

Especially if you are blind.

Blinds can actually see now?

'see' as in 'understand.' See?

Si? I see the sea.

Did Cici see the sea?

Just see for yourself Kent.

ah, you're no fun anymore.

The Grinch stole the fun!

Well, steal it back already!

Shall we rob the Grinch?

But... he returned everything already.

Not according to my inventory.

So what else is missing?

The toys from your closet.

The toys for big boys?

For ages three and up.

Scenes of a sexual nature?

for age three? hope not.

"Should" and "will" are dissimiliar.

very true. very true indeed.

No hesitation, repetition or deviation!

You are not my boss!

Welcome to Just a Minute!

I don't get the reference.

Everyone should know about Jam!

the link would not load.

British game show, I'm guessing?

I'm seeing an August recording.

Will you get a souvenir?

Do you want a souvenir?

Don't see what it'd be.

How about taking a picture?

Photography and recording are banned

Be a rule breaker, Reboot!

It IS quite an opportunity!

Would anyone dare say no?

could Reboot appear on TV?

would he say "Hi!" then?

Go ask him, not me!

Think we scared him away?

Radio show, no cameras involved.

radio game shows still exist!?

Hope their voices are distinct!

Here is a TV episode

TV or Radio? I'm confused.

Perhaps it is on both?

As the linked video states

Looks like a fun game!

Any chance you'll join, Reboot?

He's busy rebooting, don't disturb.

How do you know that?!

What else would reboot do?

Pivot between sanity or madness?

Or perhaps choose just one!

Should we let him pick?

What if he's already mad?

Why did you upset him!?

What did you do IB?

Dressed him as Mad Hatter!

Is that your new career?

Shouldn't you know about it?

Him dressing you Mad Hatter?

Hulk will smash puny humans?

What's the threshold for puny?

Smaller than Hulk, I think

Puny is not politically correct

Hulk take that under advismement.

Hulk am very nicely reasonable.

Hulk want avioid harrassment litigation.

Hulk will SMASH puny lawyers!

Lawyer BIGGER than hulk, uh-oh.

Lawyer puny, just like Banner

We looking at same lawyer?

All lawyers are the same!

Quislet same as Perry Mason?!

Well we are both gay

The actor? Learned something new.

Read all about it here

And here is the news...

I live in Burr's hometown.

You been to his house?

Nah. I've been to paradise.

But never been to you?

I brought him to paradise!

Painting, drawing, etching, carving, inking.

What are... forms of art?

Art was Jeopardy's original host.

That would be Art Fleming.

Was King Arthur nicknamed Art?

I bake with his flour.

The art of baking lives!

Is Baking an English town?

The Great British Bake Off

Those sure are big nuts.

Y'know about squirrels and nuts...

all about nuts, one gathers...

How about bolts and screws?

That squirrel'll like a screw!

or screw like a squirrel?

Squirrels with screwdrivers are scary.

Squirrels ON screwdrivers are scarier!

and rusty nails for chasers.

Are those squirrels turning pink?

Do pink elephant hallucinations follow?

Shall we test on Dumbo?

Animal testing has been banned!

Banned even on cartoon animals?

Cartoon PETA will get you!

Get me what? A gift?

A visitor, I would say.

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Nice bunny. Nice, nice bunny.

Still feel like toon-animal experimentation?

Bunny make IB go boom

Bunny makes IB go horny.

Bunnies are horny little creatures.

Unlike these BIG horny creatures!

Those horns look very painful

Top right one looks unbelievable.

Reminds me of Leia's hair.

*never bothered with Star Wars*

Think ginormous! And very heavy.

odd comparison. but whatever.. yeah.

Aren't both made of keratin?

Same as hair and nails

And wigs too, I wonder?

Only ones made w/real hair!

Who here has a wig?

We thought it was you!

I'm too young to bald!

People can go bald pre-20!

If they shave their heads?

Any number of reasons, actually.

I wish I had hair

Bald can be very sexy!

My scalp dislikes hair anymore.

I wanna see a photo.

will not happen. too bad.

Blaze likes his men hairless.

Where did that come from?

From a keyboard, one supposes.

Is it a QWERTY keyboard?

Had a cat named Qwertyuiop.

How do you pronounce that?

Call it by the nickname.

What is its nickname, then?

Qwerty, of course. Miss him.

How much time ago, Kent?

1984 to the late 1990s.

Year when I was born.

Well, I feel old now!

But young at heart, yes?

And with a youthful glow!

naw, that's just background radiation.

I thought it was body-paint.

Could be radioactive body-paint, Ibby.

Developed any super powers yet?

Don't all librarians have them?

None that I have met.

Choosing the wrong libraries, maybe?

Perhaps the librarians are invisible!

Maybe the librarians mindwiped Ibby.

That makes much more sense.

What else did they do?

They also checked you out....

...some books, that is. Ha!

That explains the new books.

Yes. Read them. Quiz later.

Can it be multiple choice?

What's the point of that?

Tests our recall and recognition!

Isn't interpretation better than recital?

Isn't grading essays somewhat subjective?

Cannot there be guiding principles?

CAN there be guiding principles?

of course there can be.

Like 5-word limit to posts?

I recall you've deviated too...

Some very suspicious editing, there...

five word post from Reboot

No, I'm Reboot, not you

We have an impostor here!

I shall deal with him...

Does he look like you?

Has Reboot's impostor replaced him?

Proffer some melon and see!

Squish! went all the melons.

Melons honestly taste absolutely revolting.

As opposed to which fruit?

Melon's more revolting than durian?

Would Reboot prefer the durian?

He's too revolted to answer?

That explains the barf then.

Worse than durian: durian barf.

On your clothes. Ewwww gross.

Better than with no clothes!

Durian on bare skin? Grooooooooss

not familiar with the durian.

And where does Groosalugg fit?

In the overhead bin, perhaps?

Wouldn't it be kinda tight?

Try it and find out.

Give me a boost then.

Did you just say booze?

How drunk you wanna get?

Until Blaze and his identical...

...twin become four different people?

That's cheating, Kent! Reboot disapproves

Since when do I care?

*Gasp*, is that a challenge?

Naw. I don't have time.

How about Time Trapper powers?

Got em already. Thank you.

Not wanting to abuse them?

Time abuse is sooo 4170s.

What would you rather abuse?

Any illegal substances in mind?

I shall plead the fifth.

It applies in space too?

No one hears you scream.

Can anyone hear you fart?

ep, everybody can hear those.

Aren't some silent but deadly?

Mine are loud and lethal.

Think Siberian explosion. Tunguska 1908.

Think dinosaur extinction, times ten.

Think Dark Phoenix. D'Bari system.

Dev-Em farts in reverse then?

Laws of physics don't apply.

I'mm not allowed in Japan.

How about in Japanese restaurants?

Maybe in Japanese bath houses.

I'm my own hot tub.

Supplying energy to the masses!

When you're hot, you're hot.

SunBoya

I approve of Dirk's hair.

It is indeed most luxuriant.

Wonder what conditioner he uses?

Alas, this thread has died!

You spoke too soon, Brother!

And it has risen again!

That is what she said

You quote her accurately, guys.

Cleome deserves precisely accurate quoting.

This thread's fallen two pages!

a travesty, I tell ya.

We all go through it.

And look fabulous doing it.

no, Jerry, that's just you.

Haven't gone through it yet

The night is still young.

And so am I, thankfully.

Is six preferable to five?

Doesn't quality really count more?

Are six inane words better?

Why rank one as higher?

Based on its posting popularity.

Does popularity really equal quality?

For example, consider...

Justin Bieber.

Are 6 words more popular?

Haven't you asked that already?

I asked better, not popular.

that's what they all say.

Pop singers make bad examples.

For everything or just music?

Any good examples in mind?

I can't think of any.

If I could, I would.

You would if you could?

That's what he said, alright!

Is he a woodchuck then?

How does he chuck wood?

Woodchucks don't actually chuck wood.

But what if they could?

Wouldchucks chucking: heavy scrotum metaphor?

Woodchucks are also called groundhogs.

Really? My world's upside down!

You always are, while flying.

With Blaze, am sideways too!

You kids be so kinky!

Not just kinky, extremely kinky!

Next on TLC - Extreme Kink!!!

Amazingly, awesomely, uncannily, stupendously kinky!

Kink is my favorite color...

I think you invented it!

A Black and Blue combo?

Why not green and purple?

Green and purple are rad!

Radder than silver and red?

It's ALL rad to me.

So....people still say rad?

Lardy's officially a throwback now!

You would throw me back?!?

And who says I'm 'people'?!?

This isn't the overreacting thread

Why you say I'm overreacting?!?

Not yet enough for this!

Is having no reaction better?

Would you prefer a riot?

Quiet Riot in concert? Sure!

Can I come along too?

aren't you too busy posting?

How's the weather in London?

Hope it's better than here.

I miss the summer weather.

You prefer warmth to cold?

Not much summer warmth here.

How warm is warm enough?

Just around not too hot.

I guess tropical's too hot.

yes, that would be hot.

Hot as in sexy hot?

definitely as in temperature hot

Still too hot over here

Swap you for our wind?

Does the wind smell good?

Summer breezes are quite fragrant

The scent of rose petals

Rainfall after a heat wave

Rainbow after the rain storm

Colors bleed when made wet

Let your true colors shine

The future is so bright...

Shining bright like a diamond

On Neptune it rains diamonds

Those raindrops must really hurt

Those tears are from Triton

Triton cries salty sea tears

Tears from Triton cause flooding

Flooding bad, no Noah's ark

Stand on Arc de Triomphe

Too low, flying to Everest

Don't forget to wrap up!