Isn't that much much better?
Isn't it better than what?
Inanity runs in my family!
Five words: a beautiful simplicity.
Simple things for simple minds!
New Gold Dream = great album.
Appearances can be deceptive though!
Especially if you're Chameleon Boy
six words just lack panache.
Fatal Five beats Sinister Six
What would Fearsome Four do?
Why are these posts inane?
because they lack sixth word?
Inanity's a state of mind.
and all interstates traverse it.
No crossing statelines ex-Governor Spitzer
First Gov I've ever met...
...and he turns out thus.
Where did you meet him?
NY can have our governor.
For sale: Governor - as is
Big, big, discounts -- Saturday only!
Up to 99.9% marked off!!!!
Comes with free Hillary Clinton!
...with politicians! But who isn't?
Alberta has done pretty well
But who would live there?
Albertans comes to my mind.
not bad for monoparty rule.
I met Spitzer several times...
...as a reporter. His upstate...
...residence was in my county.
Still on Spitzer? old news
Let's talk Beverly Switzer instead.
who might that be, Stealth?
From Howard the Duck possibly
Yes, Howard the Duck's girlfriend.
Even though the Howard comic...
...was ahead of its time...
...we never saw the full...
...uh...implications of their relationship.
Some things are better imagined!
Moving on! New topic please?
lets talk about Lucky Charms!!!
Because it's Saint Patrick's Day?
My cousin's birthday is just...
...two days before this holiday.
Somebody's birthday was on it.
Kolly Kibber's Birthday = great song.
Another St. Paddy's birthday wish:
Paul Kantner (Jefferson Starship), 67!
Lucky Charms are magically delicious!
I eat Cheerios every day.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee
Yum. No argument there, Quis.
Somehow this ended up on...
...page two of MMB. Horrifying.
it happens, time to time.
The Time Trapper's nefarious plot?
...conspiracy to attack the Trapper.
in the woods! au naturel.
Watch where you step then
...before reading those recent posts.
food is good. it's needed.
Food for thought: cookie dough.
No, because it's after eight.
Comedy, thy name is homophone.
Le comique c'est magnifique, no?
Speak English in America! Comprende?
Just kidding, I speak English.
I only speak English fluently...
...plus basic French and Spanish.
<----
wishing learning languages were easier.
Comparing foreign movie titles to...
...their English language titles helps.
...vocabulary, but effectively recalling it...
This thread is turning serious.
Meet my imaginary friend: Tubatoothpaste.
had close brush with her?
Yes. She's always minty fresh.
The shine is often blinding.
you hang with bright people.
Shiny happy people holding hands...
Shine on you crazy diamond...
...chorus from Haysie Fantayzee's song...
Originally posted by Stealth:
...but it has six words.
:rolleyes: (there's a thread for that)
Look out Cobalt! We're Back!
Things are getting less shiny.
Who turned out the lights?
<---- Forgot to pay electric bill.
Watch those nasty late charges!
"Better to light a candle..."
"...than curse the darkness." True.
Yay! The lights are back.
they're on... but nobody's home.
Good description of people who...
...keep "All Star Batman" sales...
Also describes Frank Miller accurately.
Miller's no dullard, but I...
...understand he's not everyone's fave.
The Spirit movie will stink.
TV flick; only saw glimpse.
A Spirit TV cartoon would...
...or rather, could, be great.
modernizing Ebony could be tough.
Especially since the current portrayal...
...of blacks in entertainment is...
...arguably more demeaning than before.
methinks we're getting serious again.
Good old five word posts.
Five, five, five word posts...
...love them more than toast...
...even more than pot roast...
...people love five word posts...
...from one to another coast.
most posts host ghost toasts.
No rhyming is necessary here.
Who thinks L3W will rock?
"Not I," said the Stealth.
Well, why not then, Stealth?
refuse to get too excited.
DC is master of letdowns.
DC Explosion became DC Implosion
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Well, why not then, Stealth?
Because Geoff Johns is a...
...very inconsistent writer; L3W could...
...be good, like Green Lantern...
...or bad, like Infinite Crisis...
...so I'm keeping my expectations...
...very, very, very, very low.
At least until another reboot.
Not that it would happen...
I mean, the Legion reboot?
Famous last words. Ha, ha.
Kinda like: "Stay here--I'll go see what that noise was."
That's more than five words.
Mistook for "Kill This Thread"!
the true perils of postwhoredom.
What should Lardy's punishment be?
How about listening to disco?
It shouldn't punish us too.
Okay, but no green peppers.
extra pepperoni. no canned mushrooms.
And olive oil and semolina.
Some butterbeer to go with?
Pizza!!!!!!!
Now you're punishing me.
Punishment by pizza pleases plebeians!
Ooops--not the 'Alliterations' thread!
You still used five words
But the words were alliterative!
There's a thread for that!
Alliterative isn't against the rules.
Quis, stop enabling me, dammit!
Stating facts is not enabling.
I was criticized for alliteration...
...on this very thread here.
Let he who doesn't alliterate...
...cast the very first stone.
Or propel the primary pumice!
we get the point already.
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
I was criticized for alliteration...
But you're not Lard Lad
Plus rhyming isn't being alliterative
Quis masters five word irrelevancies!
It's about time you noticed.
I noticed long ago, actually.
Just keeping it to yourself?
just letting you advertise yourself.
It's all about Quis, guys.
And yet no "all-Quis" thread
That thread could unravel quickly.
Especially if only Quis posts.
I therefore shall post on!
I am feeling so unloved
Don't be sad, Quis! Smile!
Cuz you're on Candid Camera!
Get my good side, cameraman!
The side without the arm?
Here's some Kleenex for that.
In case you've a relapse!
Kleenex are better than Puffs.
Care to prove that, dude?
Make sure that you have...
...a control for data comparison!
Just don't use my sleeve.
What would Miss Manners say?????
Some clever put-down, I'd bet.
She'd check the Shout Box.
That was a hint, HWW!
Checked and responded to, Lardy.
You're both gentleman and scholar!
Are you saying he's schizophrenic?
Are you confusing schizophrenia with Multiple Personality Disorder?
Wrong thread again Lard Lad
Perhaps I'm scholarly and schizo . . .
. . . or a gentlemen with MPD . . .
. . . but I can sure count!
Will your Countess join us?
No Countess. Countessless, that is.
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Are you confusing schizophrenia with Multiple Personality Disorder?
Why didn't Quis edit
this?!?!?
He's trying to restrain himself?
Let's help by straitjacketing him!
From me? My Legion collection.
Perhaps just the Conway issues.
You think he'd stop there?
Aren't those in high demand?
Judging by board reaction, no.
Is this an accurate sampling?
Among Legion fans? Why not?
For the sake of argument?
Surely HWW would never argue!
Wouldn't he for wickedness' sake?
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
[b]Are you confusing schizophrenia with Multiple Personality Disorder?
Why didn't Quis edit this?!?!? [/b]Do your own dirty work.
It's a dirty job, alright.
But someone's gotta do it?
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Surely HWW would never argue!
I don't argue. I correct.
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Wouldn't he for wickedness' sake?
I might for goodness's sake.
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I see you haven't yet.
I'm not one for cover-ups!
Not a cover-up, a correction!
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
[b]Surely HWW would never argue!
I don't argue. I correct. [/b]I stand corrected, my friend.
Actually, I am sitting. Sorry.
Have we "jumped the shark"?
Kickbacks are illegal like payola
Does a shark really care?
Literal sharks or metaphorical sharks?
Which one scares you, HWW?
I was responding to Quis.
Why were you ignoring me?
Did Lard Lad say something?
You posted too quickly, Lardy.
'Fraid so, Lardy, 'fraid so.
Might wanna avoid high-noon showdowns!
Perhaps you've a shot, then!
Perhaps I'll charm the opposition!
By charm, you mean disarm?
Wait now; disarm or disrobe?
What, it's gotta be either/or?
Disrobing? Depends on the opposition.
Aren't you supposed to oppose?
Flaunt if you've got it!
AIAIAIAIAIA!!!!! The light! I'm blinded!
Caliente is back! Hurrah! Huzzah!
Didn't I die for her?
It's a long, loooong story.
Much too long for five--
would that be as dramatic?
you've just blown your identity.
Yes...Lard Lad, he's GRRRREEEEAAAAATTTTT!
<==Too cool for one name!
Too cool? Here's a sweater.
<==Too hot for a sweater!
Too hot? Too cool? Decide!
Maybe Lardy is getting menopausal.
And dude's don't do menopause!
Have you checked yourself lately?
someone spiked your beer. Profem.
Dunno, another alt of Abin's?
another case has been solved.
Lard Lad is Sherlock Holmes.
with the profem, Katie Holmes.
Then he'd be Tom's wife?
then he'd afford San Diego.
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
To come or to buy?
Not touching THAT one, Huey!
It's Hugh and Sue Pugh!
I don't get the reference.
Better than an onion roll
Roll on, eighteen-wheeler! Roll on!
Roll-on Deodorant? No thank you
You prefer a spray, Quis?
A stick is quite fetching.
I won't touch THAT one!!
it might go off accidentally.
'Stick?' 'Fetching'? Dog fetches stick?
Still not touching it, Louie.
Don't know where Dog's been.
Dyslexic agnostic ponders Dog, too.
bakers: waiting for good dough.
Good puns. Start new thread.
unless substantial cash is involved.
How about Reese Witherspoon instead?
How about Reese's Pieces instead?
Reese Witherspoon's an acceptable incentive.
She has at least two.
In Canadian or US Dollars?
Euros all the way baby!!!!
Since you're offering...
to me.
rhetorical question - not an offer
nothing from nothing leaves nothing
something from something is better.
Don't you recognize the song?
yes. it didn't inspire me.
Does inspire any song you?
pick something from Rent, perhaps.
"Let's Lynch the Landlord" -- KIDDING!!
That one's not on soundtracks.
Talking like Yoda was Lardy.
Was Lad Lard acting dyslexic?
Just don't speak in anagrams.
Who spoke? we're all typing.
We can speak with fingers!!!!
Did that in traffic yesterday!
you gave someone lost directions?
what a thoughtful, helpful man!
I gave a universal greeting!
"Hi! How ya doin'? Welcome!"
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I gave a universal greeting!
Different countries use different gestures
He might have been saying . . .
. . . "Vote straight Republican" in Swedish.
Quote was from Swedish Chef!
Yumpin' Yiminy! Fleen is food?
Fleen: served with frog legs?
Film with frog legs? Yuck!
Muppet version: "That's all folks!"
That was my impression anyway.
Do you do other impressions?
Wanna see his Ron Jeremy?
Bend over backwards, not forwards.
I didn't need that visual.
Y'all are strange, sick people!
But you love us anyway.
To honor Legion World's fifth...
I'm wearing my birthday suit!
Be afraid. Be very afraid...
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
I didn't need that visual.
What, me or Ron Jeremy?
You weren't complaining in Niagara...
...trying to erase mental images....
You'll definitely need biiiiiig eraser...
hobbling on crutches, you'd recall.
Excuses, excuses! Be a man!
Let's not get personal now.
Should we get impersonal instead?
Aren't you looking handsome today!
As opposed to other days?
Yep, today's particularly good ferya!
I am done impersonating today.
<gives himself a gangsta hug>
What? No fist bumping Pov?
"Fist-Bumping Pov"? New Action figure?
No "terrorist fist-bump" for me.
Leave that to the Obamas.
Natural sequel to "Li'l Bush."
This episode: George invades Canada.
Why? Did Japan attack us?
Facebook friends to be precise
Maybe George should invade Facebook.
Bucky and Toro are Invaders
At least their war ended.
It lasted longer in comics
They still invade each other...
Ang Lee presents Brokeback Comix!
invading Japan? "Toro! Toro! Toro!"
Toro began making lawn mowers
Couldn't stay a child star.
He burned out long before...
his candle ever did! Sigh!
More glamorous than lawn mowers.
But so much less profitable
I dunno. Babes. Endorsements. Fans.
Isn't that a bit anti-semetic?
Joo joo eyeballs or pinkeye?
Joo joo means walrus eyes;
Hi, Walrus! I'm the Eggman!
Drop Lardy, make an omelette!
Flashback to the Chicken Lady
What Chicken Lady was that?
why bother researching your in-jokes?
Cultural reference, not an in-joke.
riiiight. of course it is.
Vaguely remember Kids' Chicken Lady.
Recall Cabbage Head more clearly.
But he never made omelets.
All you can eat brunches!
Koalas prefer to eat branches.
Just the leaves - just Eucalyptus
coughdrops, good. Leaves, not so...
Non, non, sil vous plait!
Let's start an LMB fraternity!!!
How shall we initiate plebes?
Sure we'll think of somethin'....
Eureka! Nekkid Lard Lad tats!!!
I may now be straight!
Just kidding! That won't happen!
The tat or being straight?
Hazarding a guess....probably neither.
You would be correct, sir.
Should one call Lardy "Sir"?
Better than calling him "Ma'am"
Excepting "Ladies Night", I hear.
Only at a transvestite bar
Yes, that's what I meant.
Yeah! Yeah! That's the ticket!
He's got the mammories, apparently.
Want to have a look?
<span style="font-size: 99px;">(o)_(o)</span>
This is the correct way
<span style="font-size: 20px;">( o )Y( o )</span>
Think you are Power Girl?
She definitely has the power.
The power to defy gravity...
...if ya knowwhut I mean?
What are you talking about?
Power Girl's GIGANTIC BREASTS, Quis!
They distract from her "package".
She's got a package package?!?!
You have never notice it?
How could you not notice?
She practices "tuck and hide"
I'M practicing "Duck and run"!
She
does have manly hips...
Don't forget her Adam's Apple
<[expletive]--they're on to me!
>
You've given yourself away now.
Giving it away? For shame!
Salmon croquettes or beef brisket?
Definitely meat rather than fish.
What sides would you like?
Can we skip to dessert?
Pie, cake, cookies, or tiramisu?
Not what I'd in mind! :rolleyes:
Special orders result in surcharges.
I'd buy THAT furra dollar!
Dunno whachu talkin' 'bout Willis
Youse guys betta respect me!
have you given us reason?
He's never cheated on Cobie.
Not to my recollection anyway.
'Fonly Cobie were that faithful...
Faithful, thy name is Cobie!
Cobie is Dr. Faithful....perhaps!
Least since Crujectra got'im whupped!!
I don't belieeeeeve in Beatles!
All you need is Lardporn!
Lardporn: Illegal in five states.
Lardporn: a state of mind!
Illegal in that state, too!
Beware of the Thought Police!
Lardporn trumps the Thought Police!
Well how thoughtlesss of him.
Why is it thoughtless, Quiz?
Thought Police confiscated all thoughts.
Thought Police can do that???
RWL: Ruminating Without a License.
Ruminating can also mean masticating...
But don't confusing masticating with...
Don't confuse it with what?
Don't confuse 'masticating' with......matchmaking!
Don't confuse it with what...
Judge Reinhold was doing in...
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Was he judging matchmaking competitions?
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a ...
A one handed judging, Lardy.
And the other hand was????
Maybe Mano did the judging.
He beat off the competition!
Meanwhile, back at the farm...
Once upon a time, there...
...was a man named Spanky.
who was busy with three...
The youngest one in curls?
The red-head givin' the raspberry?
Just five more minutes? Please?
Stick those tongues back in!
Or you'll be catching flies!
major league Outfielders do okay.
Then why allathuh crotch adjustments?!?!?
Hadn't noticed. don't check guys.
I'd rather check gals anyway.
Why's Kent's avatar a gal?
Maybe he's been taking Profem?
Profem...where've I heard'at recently?
Been following your thread lately?
What thread do you mean?
The only one that matters.
You got dat right, bo!
Tooting your own horn, Lardy?
Well, no one else is...
Sounds like a personal problem...
Try tooting a French horn.
Don't those sound particularly arrogant?
Well, and your point is . . . ?
The French have arrogant horns?
You shouldn't choke a son.
Who are you, Homer Simpson?!
When he first started playing...
it sounded like something choking.
played trombone in fifth grade.
Adults in Charlie Brown's universe
Who's better, Simpsons or Peanuts ?
Better at what, pray tell?
Apples and oranges, I say.
Which would be the apple?
whichever one's not the PC.
*groan* Geek humor RED ALERT!!!
Fire all photon torpedoes, Chekov!
"Which way to nuclear wessels?"
"I was never that young."
"No. You were younger. " -Kirk
slash fanfic started with Kirk/Spock.
Slash played guitar for Guns'n'Roses.
And most recently, Velvet Revover.
Humans are inferior to rodents.
Said the recent gunshot victim.
Alrighty, what's this all about?
It's about a dead rodent.
My policeman impersonation is bad
It is when I'm drunk...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Special sig lines don't count!)
Yurr unner arress mishter Ranzher!
Let's see your badge, Lardy.
It's here, in my pocket.
Gotta sleep (it off) sometime.
He drank whole bottle rum!
There's that Tonto speak again.
Hey: DRUNK! Gimme a break!!!
When you can't write properly . . .
. . . isn't it time to quit?
Nah! Don't EVER quit, Huey!
Your liver will thank you.
Hey, don't judge me, man!
best left to proper authorities.
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
. . . isn't it time to quit?
The drinking, or the writing?
Friends Don't Let Friends Drunk-post.
I think I did okay!
you're an objective judge, then?
Absolutely, positively 100 percent objective!
Ohmygod! you guys are silly!
Silly can be sexy, Brit!
Ohmygod! Not in your case!
<==Have ya seen me lately?!?!?
No. We're on the Internet.
<==Duh! Pointing out my avatar!
Which is "you" precisely how?
It's "me" on Legion World!
I have known some avatars.
Avatars are friends of mine.
"Avatar: the Last Airbender" RAWKS!
Changing the subject, are we?
The American Vacuum Society? Why?
It's kind of cute, actually.
Which one is your favorite?
Why, they're all my favorite!
That's extremely noncommital of you!
666... threadpost of the Beast!
The current avatar is cuter...
...but the other's classic Lardy.
Previous looks just like me.
Mine's like me, only cuter.
Not
much cuter, you realize!
Definitely more adorable than me!
Go to "Pictures of Members"!
It doesn't work there either
I see dashes and x-boxes.
Better than seeing dead people.
Or dead puppies . . . or roadkill . . .
Doesn't that go without saying?
I'm sure it's
somebody's bag.
Hopefully it's
in a bag.
Isn't that Animal Control's job?
Ha-ha! Tee-hee! snort! chuckle! Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!
That Quis... such a cut-up!
But lawyers do wallet extractions?
They truly, most sincerely DO!
Then quit working
pro bono!
That's right, I forgot. Sorry!
<awkward silence>
<cricket's chirping deafening>
Hey! Party at Quis' place!
No private party. All invited.
Doesn't that constitute an oxymoron?
Hah--just turning'is words against'im!
You're stretching word definitions there.
I stretch other things, too...
...like the boundaries of decency!
... which do not exist here.
you really exist. Anything's game.
Should we start getting existential?
Or would nihilism be better?
Better Than Ezra, I suggest.
Better than Nehemiah, too, then?
But not better than Elijah.
I've always really liked Mendelssohn.
Sean who? Penn or Connery?
Ah! Samwise to the rescue.
After second breakfast, of course.
We can't have hungry hobbits.
Fisher Price's Hungry, Hungry Hobbits.
Wasn't that made by Hasbro?
I needed five words there.
Maybe Hasbro should make it.
I think somebody should, certainly.
Maybe "Hungry, Hungry Hyvvies", instead?
What the heck are "Hyvvies"?
Beagles. Cute, rampaging little beagles.
Aren't "cute" and "rampaging" contradictory?
I've never had pet Beagles.
Not a dog person myself.
Hyvvie and I forgive you.
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lard Lad:
<strong>Not a dog person myself.
No subject in that sentence.
From foreshadowing to Act Two?
What are you talking about?
Is Lolita being kinda oblique?
Explanations never; hints for sure
Hyvvie and I are confused.
That means you're both LMBPers
Technically, he's a Super Pet.
You've met Hyvvie, Outdoor Miner?
I have exceeded 6700 posts.
I'm now going to bed.
I delight in the achievement.
Miner has met Hyvvie's daddy.
I'm partial to Bees myself
Few things actually surprise me
What has surprized you lately?
How much I missed posting
We missed you posting, too!
Sharky's back where he belongs
**Meow**
Cat language count?
**Meow**
We allow Tontospeak. Why not?
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
We missed you posting, too!
Thanks, Lard! I appreciate that!
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Sharky's back where he belongs
You can go home again!
Hopefully, you'll stick around awhile!
I guess anything is possible
The impossible is not possible
At least according to definition.
Semantics, thy name is Quis!
"Semantics"? People who like Bewitched?
I thought that they sang...
Semantically, that was The Romantics.
The Romantics, not the Semantics!
Simultaneous corrections! How about that?
I witnessed the violating post!
Too bad. So sad, Lad.
Just you wait, 'Enry 'Iggins!
I thought Higgins was Anglican.
I accused Huey, actually, Rocky.
Not pagan. Not Anglican, either.
Should non-Pagans proclaim, "By Jove"?
If paraphrasing 'enry 'iggins, yes.
Perhaps 'enry was secretly Pagan?
Anglicans often say strange things.
Maybe I'm an Anglican then?
Anglican--or Episcopalian--that is.
So saying "By Jove" is...
...kinda a secret Anglican handshake?
No. "Vouchsafe" or "beseech", maybe.
Your counterpart is Emperor Penguin!
Perhaps make it Anglican Penguin.
Rockhopper Lad is actually Pyngwypalian.
That's the character. Not me.
Thank you for clarifying that.
Yeah. Enquiring minds wanna know.
No. I still love you.
Ask Ann Coulter, shall we?
Go right ahead. I'll wait.
"Hello, FOXNEWS? Gimme the b!%c#..."
"Fair and balanced" my foot!
You got THAT right, Rocky...
Your foot's fair and balanced?
Actually, it's webbed and clawed.
Does it catch stray bugs?
Were your answers in order?
Yes, of course they were.
Why, how organized of you!
organized by Dewey Decimal System?
That's a fair inference, dedman.
But are librarians all booksmart?
Rocky has street cred too.
He feeds the parking meter?
Isn't he our token Pyngwyn?
"Penguins is practically chickens" -
Hobo
Is it fair to stereotype?
Like penguins wearing three-piece suits?
Penguins, like Pyngwyns, wear nothing.
Item! Rockhopper Lad is nudist!!!!
That's not news. It's established.
I was outta the loop.
too many inane post threads
...too few inane porn threads!
And no insane posse threads.
Sure, for whomever they chase.
Help!
Clowns are after me!
1.Find Volkswagen 2. Stuff clowns inside.
3. Send posse after clown-stuffed Volkswagen.
Head 'em up, move 'em out!
The best posse isn't free.
Has anyone seen my posse?
Didn't you eat them recently?
Possum, the other white meat.
Tastes like chicken, it does.
Chicken - tastes just like rattlesnake!
Therefore, rattlesnake tastes like posse?
Rattlesnake Shake: yum, yum, yum!
I think my posse spoiled.
Check their posse expiration date.
Quis usually uses inane threads
<---- Not above post hookering myself
Donna Summers you are NOT!
Heard she had great posse.
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Donna Summers you are NOT!
Was channeling Hank Azaria's
Agador .
Donna's orgasm records: very hot
I like that thing
That's the way, uhHUH uhHUH
Do sounds count as "words"?
are there enough to care?
You see my care face?
Can anyone see your face?
Only LadyLard... and she's scared!
(Actually, his face's quite handsome. )
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Can anyone see your face?
See my care face, now?
(It's the
rest that's scary.
)
Originally posted by Pov:
(Actually, his face's quite handsome. )
<awkward silence is awkward response>
Originally posted by Pov:
(It's the rest that's scary. )*Whew* Had me worried, there!
Messed up hair = good look
It's called "Bedhead", 'mI right?
Hair advice best from Matt
Beloved Ultra Matt, of course
Whose birthday is coming up!
LW needs more Ultra Matt!!!!
In fact, isn't it tomorrow?
You should start a thread!
Has Pov ever started one?
I was wondering that also
Why not have Pov instead?
Pov's attention comes and goes
I blame all the drugs.
Perfectly legal and insurance-funded drugs.
What? Like that 'medical' marijuana?
Is that what explains this?
[/QB][/QUOTE]
That I like Carolina Panthers?
Who's your team, smarty pants?
The Buffalo Bills, of course.
Yeah, nothing to criticize there... :rolleyes:
Who criticized your team, Lardy?
You, in a roundabout way.
Getting a little defensive, Lardy?
Just borderline offensive, as usual!
Kind of like your team...
Just hope they don't suck!
Yeah, I know that feeling...
Already off to bad start...
...Steve Smith suspended two games.
Trent Edwards banged up knee...
Jason Peters still holding out...
Puck the stinkin' cheatin' Fatriots...
Somebody seems like he's jealous!
Or feeling outnumbered in Patriotland.
Foxborough's practically in Rhode Island.
My neighborhood is called Foxborough!
The Gem of Norfolk County?
Like you liked it before!
I'm an Indianapolis Colts fan.
I'm a longtime Packers fan
But I'll sure miss Brett
You've already got the outfit!
Save it for the honeymoon.
I'll bet the honeymoon won't...
...diminish Cobie's posting presence here.
time for "Irate LC" graemlin?
How about a :cobiesseveredtestes: greamlin?
Bah! Cobie does as pleases
Even with jewels in jar?
That's what men often say . . .
. . . before they actually get married.
I demand the aforementioned graemlin!
I implore it not created!
Note the respect shown Nighty
Please don't make me laugh.
Okay, but how about giggle?
Wouldn't that be GiGi's forte'?
Troy avatar; 'sword' jokes commence
My sword's bigger than yours.
pen mightier than sword: poetry?
But mightier than phallus? Nah!
Writing your name in snow.
That requires mad skillz, man!
Asparagus makes your pee smell.
Makes it grow a nose?
Really, how's that even possible?
In cartoons anything is possible.
In which pee grows noses?
Potatoes grow eyes, why not?
Potatoes have no rights here
B-but... Idaho part of Union!
I demand equal spuds rights!
Subject of the Union actually
Think of the
chives, man!
I'm a lover, not ruler.
Chives: grown up are Malcontents
How about you $*!*$ it?
Watch the language Mr. Cobalt!
Pardon the obscenity, good sir
Beware the Morals Purity Squad!
Perhaps our greatest foes ever!
Oh, go get married already.
(To LC, not to Quis...
)
That would be acceptable too.
Oh you'll look so handsome!
What will you be wearing?
LC - Short for Lady Cobalt.
Watch Cobie's Homer impersonation - D'oh!!!
Well, what about Lauren Conrad?
More partial to Leonard Cohen.
Just who is Lauren Conrad?
<and please withhold the links
>
That could possibly be disputed.
Especially by someone like me.
I don't recall; let's see...
No; I hypothetically posited acceptance.
I guess we aren't married.
Quis and a rat? Scandalous!!!
Pov! A little discretion, please.
Thank you kindly, impoverished one.
(Inside joke from edited post...
)
Isn't Quis engaged to Roy?
I think Quis is roaming!
Should Quis fear Roy's axe?
Is axe used as euphanism?
They should be married soon!
LW Weddings: beacon of insanity?
Reception: Roy playing electric guitar?
No rubber chicken for me.
Boogie Oogie Oogie Oogie, Cobie!
Come'n do the Hokey Pokey
That's what it's all about
That's what what's all about?
You put your [censored] in...
You take your garbage out
(Forgot about five word limit!)
You burn all the evidence
And sell your partners out
Ya do the Enron-okie Pokie
Be an Okie from Muskogee.
I'd sooner stay in Missouri.
I'd sooner stay up later.
And do the Mashed Potato!
Nothin' like some tater lovin'!!!
Just ask Ron White's wife!
They call him Tater Salad!
Mating with taters is illegal
Mating with sheep IS, though?
Thought those jokes were banned!
Sheep jokes or tater jokes?
Like in the Spanish Inquisition?
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
"The Inquisition--what a show!"
Rocky--check word count, please.
Sorry. It's a birthday thing.
Spanish Inquisitor: latin lover / executioner?
It was all about bondage!
Please! Don't! Stop! Don't stop!
Bondage masks are slightly unnerving
Sure, the more, the merrier
It's not for the boardroom.
Not JUST the bedroom anymore
Not JUST for breakfast anymore.
Do smileys count as "words"?
Upon further review: they don't.
Then some prior posts ... failed!
If smiley meant to replace...
...actual word, then smiley counts.
Breaking sentence in two: cheating!
What's the punishment for that?
Post count decreased by 500!
Only after your last post
There'll always be another post...
STUlet O'Hara, Post w/t Wind...
Better "post" than passing wind
Just ask poor Lady Cobalt!
Remember LMBP villain, Dutch Oven?
On the Food Network perhaps?
Different kind of dutch oven!
His cookbooks: GREAT GIFT IDEAS!
You never give me anything.
But you have never asked.
Ask, and ye shall receive.
A million dollars and electrolysis
By "shall," I meant "may."
As in, "May-December romance"?
I've experienced "June-October," myself.
It is almost September now.
Where has the summer gone?
I do love autumn, however.
Fall's historically bad for me.
"Autumn"'s more evocative than "fall."
MS diagnosed in Oct '96.
Bad flares Fall '01, '05.
Bummer. And it causes bubblebutt?
Seriously, that's too bad, Pov.
Numbness, weakness, progressing to wheelchair-bound.
Thanks, AFOB. Forgive my whining.
Metron, Prof. X, my idols
Not whining, just venting, man.
Metron, Xavier-You bald too?
Try not to. Gets old.
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Metron, Xavier-You bald too?
Yes sir, I am indeed!
But you are better looking
Just appearance of Arkansas angel.
Rub and wish away, all!
Thank you, He Who Wanders.
(Hold arms out, waits patiently)
Time to buy PowerBall tix.
Ask me for losing numbers.
If Pov wealthy... not "Pov"!
I vow to remain pantsless!
Easily kept vow, I think.
I keep my goals low.
So are you invariably successful?
Saying - Nothing succeeds like success!
Although failure's a good teacher.
Failure - Those who can't, teach.
But those who can't teach...?
Teach teachers how to teach.
Sounds like a tongue twister.
She sells seashells by seashore.
Sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
So rig for suicide bombing.
Sheep lovers are horribly offended.
Veterinarian Cobie to the rescue
Let's help Quis beat Cobie!
Cobie: aspiring sheep OB-GYN.
He knows where to look...
Where you least expect it
Oh, Stuey expects it, uh-huh!
(indignant) How would you know?
Cobie sent me the pictures.
"Didn't you get the memo?"
Lumbergh forgot to send it
Wasn't that Apache Chief's cry?
I miss the old Superfriends.
Marvin, Wendy and Wonder Dog?
Inane FIVE words, not six.
I only count five words!
Also, bending rules: mod privilege!
You're a MOD? Somebody goofed!
Hush now! Don't tell Nighty!
I was gonna blame Scooter.
Beware: Legion of the Banned!
Been there and done that.
Quis- 99 posts behind Scooter.
Getting closer by the minute!
2219 until Double Time Trapper!
What instrument would you use?
Post softly; carry big stick.
Don't touch my big stick!
Don't point it at me!
Sort of like Madonna's bra.
Aye, Aye, Captain No Eye!
No eyes- he's TMK-era Probe!
That "stick"'s covered in seaweed!
Seaweed is good packing material.
Also pretty tasty on sushi.
Um... seaweed, not SharkLad's "stick."
Freudian slip? Initially typed "seawood."
Sometimes, a cigar is just . . .
Does it resemble a cigar?
Has it been in Lewinsky?
What kinda bridge is this??
Does it go to Terabithia?
(Lewinsky referred to cigar, silly... )
Cigar referred to the bridge!
Bridge: too complicated to learn...
Bridges, so easy to burn...
Britches, easy to not wear...
Bitches, no fun to hear...
(Not directed at anyone, honest!)
[whistles, and looks around innocently]
How would you defend him...
Insanity defense - sure fired acquittal
Yup... I can see it.
"I can see cleeeearly now...
Cleaned your glasses, did you?
Keeping glasses clean really sucks!!
Who's Janet? What's the reference?
Definitely went over my head.
Never saw Rocky Horror Picture?
Still can't place the reference.
Columbia and Magenta watching Janet
Was Janet singing "T-T-T-Touch Me"?
Around that time or before
That's how I remember Janet.
Too hot to handle, sugarpie?
Who you calling, sugarpie?
Sharklad wants a new petname.
or maybe DOC for short ...
eh what's up Doc? snicker
Don't laugh at sharks, Quis...
Their smiles are quite deadly!
Not smiles actually, but teeth.
Sharks: teeth. Teeth: razor sharp.
Colons, but no question marks!
Must there always be "??"?
Not necessary on this thread.
Only necessity here: Five words.
Five words plus lotsa love?
Five words, unlimited punctuation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Limited only by good taste.
Good taste? Guess I'm out!
Great taste but less filling.
I love the creamy filling!
Just not mine, I'd guess.
(Was Quis just hitting on me?
)
Got you horny, didn't it.
Why else use six words?
Like
that would take much!
maybe flustered instead of horny
Notice I don't edit mistakes!
He should clean them more.
I likes 'em dirty, y'all!
Watch out for rusty barrel...
what about a rusty trombone?
They related to Rusty Shackleford?
How about a Dirty Sanchez?
Better than a Dirty LARDLAD?
Same, only with more feces
Google it... if you DARE!
Wikipedia had seven different matches.
I created a Wikipedia entry!
An entry for what exactly?
I... I shudder to think...!
Having a memory lapse there?
He's over 30... it happens.
Are you under thirty, Povvins?
I'm over 40. What happened?
I dunno...something about kumquats?
Wikipedia entry for "Dirty LARDLAD."
I'm under 30 -- youthful, energetic!
Life, natch, begins at 40.
Guess I'm stuck in middle.
No wikipedia entry, but Lardlad.com
Don't go there! Awful pron!!
"Kumquats"... dirtiest sounding word ever!
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
No wikipedia entry, but Lardlad.com
That Lardlad's a total poseur.
So quoted words don't count?
Lardy makes his own rules!
Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus:
So quoted words don't count?
It's been done. Not often.
Clarifies what I'm responding to...
...especially when intermittent posts occur!
Intermittency- sign of prostate problem?
How about rest of alphabet?
Ooh... "Old One-legged Pirate Syndrome"...
What's with the one-legged theme?
I didn't create those characters!!!!
"Peg-legged" screws up acronym "O.O.P.S.".
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
I didn't create those characters!!!!
That's right... wasn't it Semi?
You were going for acronym?
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
You were going for acronym? Every good disease has one!
Are you an acro-holic, Pov?
Depends on your P.O.V., huh?
Some Hippies Are Really Killers
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Legatus Ferrous Rodentus:
<strong>I'm under 30 -- youthful, energetic!
I believe...in Harvey Dent.
D'you believe... life after love?
I don't belie-eve in Beatles...
I believe I'll have another.
Believe you'll have another what?
Young girl's heart = spell component?
Something else else to be shattered carelessly?
What would this spell accomplish?
Total world domination thru puberty?
Did you intentionally misspell "through"?
Yes, lazily eliminated three letters!
But total letter count irrelevant!
Maybe that's
another thread idea!
"Posts with exactly 30 letters."
You'r head's hurting, isn't it?
I took cyanide strength Excedrin
makes the pain stop permanently
Is Quis feeling emo today?
No, he's just tickling him.
Reminds me of
previous discussion.
"Tickle Me Emo" vid rawks!
that sounds a little inappropriate
Who determines what's appropriate? Republicans?
Republicans and Democrats should merge
Would the result be... republicrats?
President by nude jello wrestling.
In that case... who'd win?
(And who'd want to watch?
)
Palin's body... with McCain's face?
McCain's body with Palin's face???????
That's just so, SO wrong!
Reagan's body with Dubya's brain?
So... just Reagan's body, then...
Whose brain is better preserved?
Was Reagan's head on Futurama ?
Assuming he has Futurama DVD.
Maybe you could check Wikipedia.
Not there, but check
here .
No Wikipedia entry? I'm shocked!
Wikipedia mentions; does not list.
Darn Wikipedia! Darn it all!!!!
Darn it straight to heel!
There'll be HEEL toe pay!
This... the end of Cobalt?
If he's marrying "Lady Cobalt"...
...should he be "Lord Cobalt"?
Consistency = Hobgoblin of little minds
You sayin' my mind's little?!
Green Goblin of little minds = ?
Don't blame me! Blame Emerson!
Can't! He doesn't frequent LW.
He is not Transcendental Lad?
No, that's Lake N. Palmer.
Favorite book: Where's Ralph Waldo?
In the bedroom with Whitman
You saying they were lovers?
Neither admit nor deny it
What if everyone were omniscient?
Get... out... of... my... head!!
Your head...or your
head?
What're you trying to imply?
It's all about your p***s!
You're obsessed with my p***s!
Everyone's obsessed with your p***s!!!
They're insecure with their masculinity!
And you are not insecure?
Do I seem particularly insecure?
Well, you are sweating profusely.
One Hundred percent... Thanks Hanna!
Hanna's pouring down on me.
Enough already! Go see Nancy!
(Not you, Quis, the rain...
)
I wouldn't mind seeing Nancy.
Take Hanna to meet her.
And leave you all alone????
Then he'd be Mister Lonely.
Mr. Dry, at your service...
Did your cork get soaked?
Dried up, fell in bottle...
You have a shriveled cork?
Er... whatever "foats" your boat!
Refuse to edit for typos.
You'd do everything else though
He'd do anything for love.
I'd do "that" (for money).
Why would anybody pay you?
Sight-unseen? Buy at own risk...
Or at a deeeeep discount.
STU takes it pretty deep...
(or so I've been told.
)
We discussing STU's p***s again?
(Not that I want to...
)
Isn't everything about STU's p***s?
(and YOU started it, tonight!!!
)
Nothing about him giving it.
STU plays receiver, not QB.
TWEET!! Five Word Penalty - Pov
Guilty as charged... Spank me!
Confused with "Six Words" thread...
Originally posted by Pov:
(or so I've been told. )Nice try... but ultimately unconvincing.
There, I fixed 'em. Better?
Don't you feel better now?
Originally posted by Pov:
:bendsforwardwillingly: Evidence: Pov "takes it deep."
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Don't you feel better now?
Don't know. You tell ME.
Originally posted by Masked STU:
Originally posted by Pov:
[b]:bendsforwardwillingly:
Evidence: Pov "takes it deep."[/b]That's for SPANKING, not "probing"!
Sometimes paddle slips inside... "accidentally"! :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Pov:
STU takes it pretty deep... There are two interpretations there.
Minds out of gutters fellas!
There's life outside of gutters?!
They wear pants there, though
You'll never catch ME there...
Is Pov the gingerbread man?
Take a bite and see.
Not even for a bribe!
But I'm Sweet Ass Sweet!
Who'd want to "tap" that?
Whoever wants my special syrup!
A teaspoonful at a time!
It goes great on waffles!
Maple syrup on mine, thanks.
Miss Marla Maple syrup, perchance?
I'm harvesting it, double fisted!
One at a time, probably. :rolleyes:
Other fist is not mine!
It's not in front, either. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
What, have you been watching?
Lardy is selling the tape.
Totally photoshopped, fake bootleg copy!
That explains your plus-sized package...
Check with Lost and Found
He didn't say "he's" searching...
Proud statement of "his" transformation.
Like that will last here.
Nothing good ever lasts long
I'm going to live forever!
He's not that good, either.
'Twas LW that corrupted me!
House of the Rising SunBoy?
(Just singing "Fame" theme song.)
FEEEEEMMM! Lardy has boobs forever...
I'm gonna flap'em and FLY!
You'll putcher eye out, kid!
They can be quite deadly!
Didn't Lardy always have boobs?
Just not quite that nice.
You sure you have manboobs?
"All men are boobs."- Lesbians
"We like wearing plaid" - Lesbians
I like wearing plaid, too!
Then you and I = lesbians??
I'm lesbian in man's body.
I'd make a rotten lesbian
You mean you're Rosie O'Donnell?!
No WONDER no STU pictures.
I bet Pov {hearts} Rosie. :rolleyes:
Three STUs equal one Rosie.
Originally posted by Hot STU:
I bet Pov {hearts} Rosie. :rolleyes:
Rosie leaves Kelli for Pov
What am I... Lesbian Lovetree?
Portia leaves Ellen for me!
<flashes boobs to wake STU>
Anyone else tired of Lardboobs?
(No, I didn't
think so...
)
Quis, Esq. lays the smackdown!
Is Semi's colon a semicolon ( ; ) ?
Does Quis fence with Esq-wire?
How
does Lardy grease fryingpans?
MLLASH: Dominatrix in real world?
Pov- Still waiting on Lotto...
I have the losing numbers.
But winning walk and smile.
Sharklad: Nibble is never enough.
Lottery to Quis: Bite me.
Poor Quis.
Always a bridesmaid...
Thriftshop Debutante: Paris' new BFF?
Teeds: Too HOT for Hilton!
"Hot! Hot! Hot!" Buster Poindexter
Buster's real name-David Johansen
Not that anyone really cared...
Maybe he cared, at least?
David Johansen or Buster Poindexter?
Buster's better, don't you think?
It shows in your posts...
And my high post count.
Try a change in diet?
Inane diet = high post count
What constitutes an inane diet?
The e-consumption of Cobie's posts.
Does that cause virtual heartburn?
That, and very hairy palms.
Alright, show us your hands!
No, you weird hand fetishist!
Nationalizing troubled companies solves everything.
Including Lardy's bizarre hand fetishism?
Government run porn lacks variety.
Are you familiar with such?
Surely not in Republican administration!
I'm getting off soapbox now.
Iraq's another four letter word.
Aren't they lovers, as well?
(THERE'S a pay-per-view to avoid...
)
Government sponsored Rove Bush porn?
Condi'd buy THAT for dollar!
Cheney porn: shoot in face!
What, are you not
impressed ?
D'you think that was photoshopped?
It's probably an -ostomy bag.
It's definitely full of something!
The brains behind the President.
(Using term "brains" very loosely.)
Election can't be soon enough.
There's hope...then it's gone.
Believe in place called Hope.
Live in place called Despair
Eat in place called Arby's.
R B is Republican Beef?
Or Ritchie Blackmore (Deep Purple).
Eggplant is a deep purple
In my deep purp-uhl dream!
I've got the hookah hook-up?
"Lardy and Stu are druggies!"
<====High on drug called Life.
That's not life you're huffing
That's farts in your spandex.
Pov, why'd you scratch'n sniff?
most scratch'n'sniff smells like shiite
but... but I wash mine!
But not
too deeply, please.
Truly, madly, deeply, he does!
Here... take these two Midol.
...and call Stu in morning.
Don't call; I'll be sleeping!
When you least expect it!
That's what your boss says... :rolleyes:
Right before she fired you?
She didn't take him home.
Not even supply closet sex.
His other, MALE boss, however...
Workplace sexual harassment is fun!
...says lawyer seeking new clients...?
Not everything is a lawsuit
"Her buttocks assaulted my hand!"
I've used that defense often!
And is it ever effective?
I've never been in jail.
Tho I may've been fined...
Pov - fine for buttock touching
I only touch fine buttocks.
How do you define "fine"?
He touched it - It's fine.
Like Armstrong touched the Moon.
With his spacesuit booted feet?
That's Super Boots ....of Space!
The Ultimate in Space Protection
But providing protection from what?
STD... of Space! of course!
Don't you mean Space-STU protection?
Like you'd ever catch Space-STU... :rolleyes:
Easy with the right bait.
Quis is a master baiter...
What bait is he using?
Roofies on a hook, apparently
Hook, sharp? Not so tempting.
Just use the right hooker.
Hooker and hook: big difference!
The difference is the "er".
Chose a dominatrix: Get Both.
Where can I choose dominatrices?
Could you go to Domino's?
Another perk: don't they deliver?
Probably'd require a HELLACIOUS tip!
Is that a boobie reference?
Isn't everything a boobie reference?
Man...didn't GRL change me back too damn soon?
Originally posted by LardLad:
Man...didn't GRL change me back too damn soon?
Way more than five words!
Harumph! Mod appointment...so arbitrary!
Don't hate... it's not becoming!
Why aren't I a mod?
What've you done for Nighty?
We do have our standards.
I'm a standard bearer, dammit!
You're a standard
bear, maybe!
Standard bear or standard barer?
Well, recently I've been both!
I can't bear Lardy barer!
LardBear? I missed that one.
Be thankful that you did!
<nostalgic manboob flash in lieu>
The magic is officially gone.
Those are pretty hairy boobs
Lardy needs a full-body wax.
Dipped on trapeze... like candle?
(up to his neck only.
)
Stu removes wax... with teeth.
Wax Teeth - Candy or toy?
I never liked Wax Teeth.
Had them once - got bored.
I did that this morning.
Originally posted by Pov:
Stu removes wax... with teeth. Hooked on STU-cam, I see. :rolleyes:
Oh, who am I kidding?
:rolleyes:
You were only fooling yourself
Baby I'm NOT fuhfuhfuh
Foolin\'!
When'd you get that mohawk?
Right before Rocky III. Sucka.
Tom Pity, and the Heartbreakers?
Don' come round here nomo.
You dissin KC pitcher
Hideo ?
Misleading movie title:
Hideous Kinky .
count em and weep. sucka.
Originally posted by Stu Rat:
Misleading movie title: Hideous Kinky .I know <span style="font-size: 20px;">I</span> was decieved.
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
replyin to Pov, not STU.
Fixed it, all better, buhBYE.
Originally posted by Pov:
Originally posted by Stu Rat:
[b]Misleading movie title:
Hideous Kinky .
I know <span style="font-size: 20px;">I</span> was decieved. [/b]"Decieved"? You channelin' Cobie again?
Pov's got lots to edit!
Spellin be diff'rent in Connitticit.
Nutmeg powder confuses da brain!
Don' be hatin, playa, namean?
Originally posted by Stu Rat:
Misleading movie title: Hideous Kinky . Wish I hadn't clicked link
It wishes you didn't, too.
"Winslet: I Love Getting Naked"
"Pov: I Always Post Pantsless"
Well, DUH. Sometimes less'n THAT...
Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops! Oops!
You are forgiven - This time.
Five "oops"es-- What's more inane?
that's not even five smileys
Three smileys, but five words.
1,700 post milestone, yay ME!
How is 1,701 a milestone?
Is 1,700 a milestone, really?
In the classic LMBP sense.
You've got Lard on'da brain.
Not to mention on'da @$$...
maybe if you wore pants....
monkey see, monkey dood it.
'zat Zit or bubble?
<span style="font-size: 30px;">
*POP!*</span>
It splattered all over STU!
That's the canned veggie aisle.
Del Monte brand baby peas.
I'm gonna watch the Emmys
Why, what's Emmy doing now?
Watch and you'll find out.
Who's the host this year?
The web site doesn't say.
...know if BSG wins anything.
Were they nominated for anything?
I watched the Emmys tonight.
Don't watch half the winners.
Its all a popularity contest.
So who's the most popular?
Has anyone watched 30 Rock?
Only channel-surfing for Tina Fey.
Was wondering if it's good.
Must-See Thursday: Dead without
SCRUBS .
NBC Thursday: not so must-see.
I simply adore the Office
Why're they constantly mugging camera?
Because they're insecure and needy.
Steve Carell- Better in Anchorman.
I liked Little Miss Sunshine
40 Year Old Virgin rawked!
Me neither; thought I'd ask.
Thank you for asking - NOT!
Don't care for that flick?
No, just posting five words.
Oh. How on-topic of you!
Someone has to be, right?
Excepting a few screw-ups...Sure!
"I did not have sexual...
...relations with that woman...Lewinski."
You and Bill Clinton both.
Personally, I think
that counts.
Sometimes cigar is... phallic symbol.
Sometimes cigar is just cigar.
Smoking is a health risk.
Means did it too fast!
... lover with an easy touch ...
...somebody who'll spend some time...
. . . something something something "heated rush."
He Who Wanders....lyrical genius
Or maybe a genial lyricist?
better than a genital therapist
I don't know about
that...
You'd get tired after awhile
Also... some genitals are diseased.
that never stopped you before.
Referring to Pov, not me.
Self-referential is all the rage
Rage against the machine, okay?
Welcome, m'son, to the machine.
Doobage and Laser Floyd RAWK!
Just what I've heard, mmmkay?
Um, what does "doobage" mean?
Mary-Jane, jay, grass, wacky terbacky
Like... Peter Parker's Mary Jane?
Peter Parker is a stoner.
Talkin' 'bout the
China Grove !
~The Doobie (not Scoobie!) Brothers
Although... Scoobie, Shaggie= MAD munchies...
Pov, STU's just playing dumb.
Originally posted by Pov:
Talkin' 'bout the China Grove !Video caption says "China groove"!
YouTubers... children of "Spellcheck Generation"
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Pov, STU's just playing dumb.
Stoner Stu.
Heard him talk.
Not true, you big liar!
He looks pretty when angry.
Red brings out his highlights.
Highlights are what Pov knows
That dude's got more hair.
Ohhhhh. Sorry 'bout that Pov.
Bald is beautiful! (Well, sometimes...)
Ilia from Trek movie = beautiful!
Would bald Lardy be beautiful?
Are all bald people beautiful?
Are all beautiful people bald?
Quick, Quis! Shave your head!
I buck such fashion trends.
I adhere to them fanatically.
So you're posting pantsless too?
^(Lucked out, 5 words accidentally
)
Pants are a fashion must.
Also: required, if in public.
Have you ever been "pantsed?"
And why isn't it "depantsed?"
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
Have you ever been "pantsed?"
No, but I've been frisked!
Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
And why isn't it "depantsed?"
Extra syllable hard for pantsing-perps?
"Pantsing perps" is two words.
no reason for hyphenation there.
There is for thread guidelines
We're pretty flexible 'round here.
then when's the limbo tournament?
Last night -- didn't you hear?
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
no reason for hyphenation there.
It's totally justified! "Pantsing-perps" are...
..."those who perpetrate pantsing." Dig?
Is there treasure buried below?
Leave the room just once...
...and you'll be pantsing forever.
Alright--who needs a spanking?
Are you always about sex?
You associate spanking with sex?
I associate spanking with pain
Me too: Hurts sooooo good!
My mouse needs cleaning badly!
Does it need a spanking?
Cats
playing with mice.
Inconsistent use of smileys above.
For Lardy, smiley not "word"...
": love :" is Pov's verb there.
But if ": confused :" also word...
...then Lardy has exceeded limit.
Well, Lardy can't count--remember?
Nah,
wasn't word there...
...but was up here^^, dig?
Don't understand your hippie lingo.
Not bovine; don't eat grass.
Not hip to "grass"?
"weed"?
Perhaps you've heard of 'chronic'?
Chronic: always present or encountered
Such as chronic problem - Websters
Hey, whatever happened to Webster?
The character or the actor?
The one Michael Jackson liked
Didn't Michael Jackson like both?
As friends. Prefers little boys.
Jackson really creeps me out!
maybe he needs plastic surgery
I think that's the problem.
well whatever do you mean?
Jacko needs plastic surgery like . . .
. . . an addict needs another hit.
...And eat his chimp, Bubbles?
Confusing your Legion Worlders Pov?
Shark Lad not Monkey Eater Lad
Jacko and Bubbles: Koons sculpture.
Jacko and Bubbles: The Passion
The Passion of the Chimp.
Gotta be cruelty to animals...
Which animal: Jacko or Bubbles?
Don't hurt poor innocent Bubbles
Bubbles: Made to be popped?
Was Bubbles male or female?
Bubbles is male (of course? )
Even has own Wiki page. :rolleyes:
WPDH in Poughkeepsie. Years ago.
Listen at peril:
DJ Riskay
Straight playas are so stupid
Don't hate, OK? Don't hate.
It's "Don't be hatin", playah.
Plenty of local variations, yo.
And what's "local" for you?
Mean streets of Stamford, beyotch!
Hollah and repreSENT, my 'Megger!
Gotta call my accountant first...
Your accountant?! Pleaze, 'Megger, PLEAZE!!!
Oy Vey, I'm so verklemft!
I don't speak Yiddish, Quis.
Originally posted by Pov:
You know I don't speak Yiddish.
I know you can't count.
Ooops... five posts, not six...
All better now. Good Edit.
It's EXACTLY like a retcon!
Does it involve Miss Andromeda?
Get current. It's Ms. Andromeda.
Does Andromeda Strain on toilet?
i dunno, is she toilet strained?
Maybe she needs more fiber.
90% RDA Iron per serving.
Do you wanna
KILL HER?!
What is the lead content?
D'oh! Lead, and not Iron...
My bad. truly, truly, truly.
destroyed your LSH geek credentials.
Does he even read Legion?
I just look at pictures.
The Macfarlane school of reading!
Did anyone read Infinity Inc.?
Updated for legal liability concerns.
Even superheroes hate being sued.
except maybe for reed richards
That would be outta sight!
Quis's senility comes and goes...
That's stretching it, isn't it?
Reed may be stretching it.
Reed may be stretching what?
Best left to the imagination.
Wanna read Reed/Ben slashfic?
Not particularly. Thanks, but no.
Is that what Pov's writing?
Don't judge me.
Lardy's buying.
And the customer's always right.
Reed: Let me stretch YOU...
Ben: Oh... my... sweet... PETUNIA!
Ain't had it THIS good...
...since I left
Yancy Street!
MY turn!
It's CLOBBERIN TIME!!
Reed Ben slash so natural
Even moreso than Spock Kirk.
Less scary than Bush Cheney.
Cheney: C'mere my Little Dubya...
Wanna shoot you in face!
Bush: Okay, then we play...
"Hide SCUD in the stud"!
EEP! I'm making myself sick!
Okay, Pov wins "Most Perverted"!
Wow, impressive Pov. Also frightening.
Indeed. Scared
myself right offline!
A Pov Legion World slash????????
Paraphrasing that Li'l Rhino Guy:
"I love everybody- you're next!"
The Greatest Love of All...
...is learning to love yourself!
Then Pov = World's Greatest Lover!
Apparently, he's very
hands on...
And pantsless for easy access.
Even pantsless - not so easy
What is Quis implying there?
He wants Quis/Jake slash.
Quis: I'll push, all right!
Jake: He's pushing! He's pushing!
Pov: Why aren't we moving?
Our roadtrip "angel" in Arkansas.
From our trip to WWDallas.
Quis thought he was cute.
Worth getting in mud with!
Nothing ever came of that.
Is there any photographic documentation?
Just my testimony and Pov's
They're Bibles. Only one's needed.
Doesn't matter to an atheist.
Maybe there's an Atheist's Bible.
A collection of blank pages.
otherwise called "notepad" or "sketchbook."
"Nowhere Man" is atheist hymn
I thought "Eleanor Rigby" was.
Maybe it's medley of both?
Only on high unholy days.
And on the other days...?
What's the primary holiday, then?
National Lacking Empirical Evidence Day?
Was it an atheist sandwich?