The Inane SIX word Posts: Redux

This is the start of it.

Ok, game on then I guess.

The word is spelt "redux", yes?

Yes, you are correct good sir.

Always the gentleman hey good buddy?

I try the best I can.

I like thinking up six words!

It can be challenging at times.

When you're surrounded by geniuses, no.

The inane six word posts: Redux

Now you're just being really picky.

He is a perfectionist it seems.

But should I change it though?

Perfection is a never ending quest.

Do stuff right vs. Do nothing.

Well, well, well...look who's here.

What? I don't see Jim Carrey!

Are we expecting a celebrity tonight?

I wouldn't, they charge too much.

Any idea how much they charge?

I've got a pretty good idea.

Would you care to share that?

A gentleman never tells his secrets!

So...you're saying you're a gentleman?

Ouch! You wound me sir! <not>

I have not begun to wound!

Doubting his manners...or his maleness?

That must be his best secret.

Three posts, all at one time.

You've outdone yourself this time bud!

It seems I'm on a roll.

It's time to roll the dice!

When's time to dice the rolls?

Probably just before dinner is served.

Did someone say, "dinner is served"?

Food is all I think about!

Food is always a good thing.

I build my life around it!

It's the source of my 'lard'!

Work out so I can eat!

[sends wolf whistles in Lardy's direction]

Hot in here or simply Lardy?

Lardy is a Legion World legend.

Ok, if you say so bud!

Would I joke about that Fubie?

Fubie...that's a really cute name.

Fubar King! Fubar King! Fubar King!

Oh God, here we go again!!

Do we really have to, honestly?

You are too classy for them!

I'm glad you accept that fact!

Oh, just stop avoiding the inevitable.

Ok now I'm getting very sleepy!

You're trying to avoid the subject!

I avoid nothing my good man.

And yet you keep it up.

Hmmm...how do you know that?

This one's too easy to answer.

You would think it would be.

May be next time, not now.

Ummm...May be should be maybe.

Sorry teacher ... see you in class!

You two...class? I think not.

I have class, in my ...(assumption)

I can teach you all lots.

I like being tutored in lots!

You mean...like in parking lots?

No. Like the store, Big Lots.

I can't park my car myself!

You used that line on dates?

Honey, I ran out of gas...

That line never really works...right?

Oh, it never worked for you?

You think I resort to that?

So, what do you resort to?

I'm guessing a Mexican resort maybe?

I think I'd go for that.

I think I'd go with you!

The two of us? That's trouble.

God help them if we did!

It would be an epic trip.

Epic? So... pray to Archie Goodwin!

Can we pray to Archie Andrews?

Archie Goodwin is a better choice.

Yes but Andrews made me laugh!

I liked Betty and Veronica more.

They were hot to look at.

All those comics seem silly now.

Do you really truly think so?

It's ok, I changed my mind!

You wonderfully fickle young man, you!

Ah you know, stuff happens, right?

Ummm...what about stuff happening left?

Oh come on ... stop marching already!!

Come on in...to where exactly?

I'm not playing these mind games ...

Oh yes you are...I insist.

I can't go through this again!!!

That's what she said as well.

All this thinking is really tough!

That must be a Canadian thing.

Neurons fire much slower in Canada.

Other things fire much faster though!

Molson is best fired at slugs.

Not something to brag about Future.

Crummy beer need not be imported.

Though Molson's still better than Labatt's.

Really? Two posts in a row?

Well, somebody had to do it.

That is a good point Cleome.

Try the "SIX Consecutive Posts" thread.

Today's theme is eleven, not six.

Six plus five equals eleven, yes?

FUBAR! FUBAR! FUBAR! FUBAR! FUBAR KING!

Oh look, it's Not Funny Boy!

You set up the mirror again?

Not on my floor, you don't!

Ok, you guys can relax now.

No need to Fear...FK's here!!!

Oh great, now I'm a superhero!

As long as you're Fubar King...

Whatever makes you happy there bud!

You being back tonight is good.

Yeah, I missed your milestone post!!

Six word inanities-- returned at last!

Counting to six is too difficult.

And you a professional educator! Tsk!

Math is not in the Humanities.

It does seem rather inhumane sometimes.

Especially as regards my bank balance.

Mine alternates between horror and scifi.

Sounds like a schizophrenic bank account.

Really, there's no accounting for taste.

Accountants don't make time for lunch?

They're really, really good at multi-tasking.

Ew! Shredded paper on my sandwich!

I'd like to audit your salad.

There's an accountant in my salad.

Does it taste just like chicken?

I bet it's just mock accountant.

Just don't forget my tax return.

Taxes really are like boomerangs, eh?

Mine never did actually come back.

I have yet to file, myself.

Hurry! The Fed must be fed!

you sound fed up with them.

Yes. Over their <font face="cursive"><span style="font-size: 25px;">F</font f></span>'ed up priorities.

Let's form an angry mob, then!

And then do what, Invisible Brainiac?

I'd like a fifty dollar refund.

Because it's rude to shoplift comics.

Also I can't run very fast.

I had a dream about comics...

...in it, I was asked to...

...teach a Graphic Novels history course.

Too bad I didn't know that...

I am the story's leading man.

Hope it's not a horror flick.

Will that turn you on, Kent?

What kind of question is that?

Maybe he is trying to flirt.

I'd say it needs some work

Ibby will whip him into shape.

And June is International Flirting Month.

Is that on all the calendars?

If not, maybe it should be.

Who's in charge of such things?

Maybe Leap Year Lord/Lass knows.

I need a refresher course, stat!

I prefer some refreshments over here!

I'll fix some coffee and danish.

Should we adjourn to Cafe Cramer?

I could go for some coffee.

I ditched coffee a year ago.

Blaze flirts just fine with me!

You are hardly an unbiased source.

My opinion's all that matters there.

Good. Let's return to discussing breakfast.

Forgive my wee little segue there!

Got to love eggs and sausages!

I'm good with a buttered bagel

That's good to know, I guess.

Do you want to share some?

Is there enough to go around?

Are we doing a feeding program?

We could if you'd like to.

Good bagels are scarce around here.

Less than plentiful up here too.

We've one nice "Montreal style" baker.

I'm still seeking out bagel options.

Those I've tried are adequate, unspectacular.

Adequate almost feels spectacular these days.

What's all the fuss about bagel?

It's our own personal Holy Grail.

There's nothing like a good bagel.

Especially with some tasty cream cheese.

New York has the best bagels.

Whereas Noah's Bagels are zombie bagels.

Can you really eat zombie bagels?

And Montreal bagels are awesome, too.

Blaze, you are missing out, amigo.

Blaze does prefer meatier breakfast foods.

Plus, we're both avoiding fatty carbs.

That is not a valid excuse.

What would be a good excuse?

Maybe they're allergic to fatty carbs?

Ae bagels really the worst carbs?

Has this morphed into Question thread?

Preparing lox and a schmear, Kent.

I'll remember you like that, Blaze.

Remember, remember the fifth of November.

Of course, it's my birth date!

So excited my post became doubled.

The fourth of november ain't bad.

It is a tad chilly though.

You can post from the future!

I'd love to meet my future self.

He doesn't want to meet you.

He told me so in 2016.

He owes you money. It's awkward.

I stole Blaze from myself, too.

Man, I really hate myself now.

I bet I'm stunningly handsome, though.

You'd give Blaze a hard time!

I'd go crazy over two IBs.

I thought you liked getting hard.

Only if you make it flaccid.

That shouldn't take me too long.

Oh boy, this is getting awkward

Maybe we should change the subject.

Let's talk about Socially Awakward Penguin!

But, can socially awkward penguins fly?

I wouldn't know. (you miscounted, baby!)

Can socially awkward penguins fly Qantas?

Can socially awkward penguins quantify snow?

Socially awkward penguins for dinner, anyone?

As guests? or the main course?

This line of questioning is disturbing

says the predator of the seas....

I say a lot of junk

Can shark teeth crush metal junk?

Shark teeth can crush almost anything

The teeth moreso than the jaws?

I'll never let you bite my...

I charge extra for biting that

I'll break out the travelers checks.

American Express? Visa? Or Thomas Cook?

Shuffle the deck and pick one.

I picked the three of diamonds.

May I have your diamonds please?

what'll you give me for them?

I'll trade the four of clubs.

But I don't want that card.

I stink at most card games

Wanna play poker, Sharky? Ante up!

Would you like strip poker instead?

Nah. What's in it for me?

The chance to flaunt your sexiness?

Or make everyone flee in terror?

Because they'd be so terribly jealous?

Terribly jealous of the blind, perhaps.

I'd feel guilty for making anyone...

...gouge their eyes out. Really would.

Let us judge that for ourselves!

you're too young to experience horrors.

Is there really a right age?

'Right' is an arbitrary cultural construct.

But what would Adam Ant do?

But isn't right a concrete concept?

So are left, up, and down.

Adam Ant. Desperate, but not serious?

Was Adam Ant leftist or right-wing?

He has wings?

You lack three words, my baby.

Thanks for pointing it out hon.

Now back to Adam Ant's wings.

I hope nobody pulls them off!

Pulls what off IB? His pants?

Which "he" are you referring to?

He Who Wanders, who else hon?

Oh you, leave He Who alone!

He Who Wanders can defend himself.

Of what am I being accused?

Feigning ignorance doesn't help your case.

What if I'm not feigning it?

Then you'd better hire an attorney.

Can I get a court-appointed one?

do you realize their case overloads?

They have plenty of experience, then.

Why not just ask Quislet Esq.?

Will he represent me pro bono?

Perhaps he'll charge a nominal fee.

Isn't Quislet the prosecutor's alt ID?

And he's the judge's as well.

That is certainly a kangaroo court.

I hear kangaroos have weird courtships.

Certainly, when both partners are jumpy.

Jumping in the bed at night?

Kangaroos do not need beds, Blaze.

"Tie me kangaroo down, sport", huh?

Have you heard the Beatles version?

The Beatles never covered Rolf Harris

They sang it with him, actually.

I rather dislike their haircuts, though.

Apparently, it's a very bad cartoon.

The cartoon was recent Youtube filler.

The song stood alone before Youtube.

But yes, the cartoon itself? Bleh.

Three successive posts is certainly cheating!

Says who? There are many precedents.

Most of those are your posts

And so are double posts, Reboot!

Bit slow on that, huh Blaze?

It's free for all ribbing now!

As distinct from your activities, huh?

Reboot has been spying on Ibby!?

Oh, I suddenly feel quite exposed

I thought you like the exposure.

Not if it is unknown viewing!

Is it because you can't charge?

Yes, viewing me is worth tons.

I take that to mean "us".

*whistles guiltily as he deletes evidence*

too late. Cat's out of bag!

Cat in bag? PETA's not happy!

Who put FC in a bag?

I can't think of anyone capable.

Blaze is incapable? Does he know?

Believe me, Blaze is very capable!

What does Blaze have against FC?

Can't we all just get along?!?

When did Rodney King join us?

Hey, Blaze loves pussy cats too!

"Meow meow," says the pussy cat.

I don't think Garfield goes meow.

"Are we there yet?" says Garfield.

"Stop asking!" yells Jon at Garfield.

"Let's stop for some lasagna, Jon."

"You're way too fat already, Garfield."

So who's Garfield and who's Jon?

You wanna be Odie, little boy?

Ibby's counting skills need some work...

Wish I had caught it instead

You want me to grant that?

Don't let me catch a disease!

I'll let you catch me instead!

Get a room, y'all. Public here!

Perhaps we should revive flirting threads!

Please do, with all available haste.

Would you participate in them, Kent?

Kent's probably busy flirting right now.

And in real life, no less!

In other news, pigs don't fly.

Gish, Kent's flirting reputation precedes himself!

Hmmm... is Kent flirting with Gish?

Does Gish look like a flirt?

What does a flirt look like?

Have you looked in a mirror?

The magical mirror on my wall?

Telling you you're fairest of all!

Fairest, palest, whitest, lightest, lighting, lightning.

Word association time! Any psychological insights?

Sometimes a post's just a post.

Is a post is a post?

When it is not the mail!

Snail mail, e-mail or junk mail?

You post "snail mail", not e-mail!

you also post on Legion World.

And leave Post-its on the MMB.

Post-its, post there and everywhere! Woohoo!

You done gone post-happy, you varmint?

A picture's worth 994 more words

[Linked Image from somebodydptest.files.wordpress.com]

Or perhaps many more than that!

Not many more post-its, surely iB

Post-its or words, couldn't count either

Can't count? That explains so much

Who runs my "Idol" games then?

You've forgotten what certain posters claimed?

No, I was actually poking fun

That isn't the whole point here?

There is a point here? Really?

This isn't a spheroid, you know.

Actually, this IS an oblate spheroid !

Some people think the world's flat.

I'm falling over the edge, eek!

You already were over the edge.

Was I over the top, too?

You are the <strike>demons</strike> spinning top!

Do angels play with tops too?

Angels play with lots of things!

Like harps and other musical things!

and casinos, cocaine and prostitutes. (Preacher)

Fallen angels though they were, right?

An improvement over arbitrary 'holy' authoritarianism.

In Ennis' typical cynicism about monotheism.

His commentary was overshadowed by violence.

At least, to certain young readers.

Try again in a few years.

I wasn't talking about myself, though.

Was it anyone in particular, then?

Some old classmates. Not in touch.

"Old" classmates? Are they in Elderhostel?

They didn't have the elderly wisdom

No wonder they're not in touch.

With me, and with reality too.

In other news, you'll find that...

Reality is what we make it.

Could you make it a fantasy?

Not sure I know the difference...

One ends when you wake up.

Is that not called a nightmare?

Depends on if waking is preferable.

Choose, red pill or blue pill?

If you're Morpheus, where's my Trinity?

Reboot's writing her in 21stC Legion!

prose? Not the real Carrie-Anne Moss?

Shall we stalk her for you?

Thanks, but that won't be necessary.

I suppose you'll do it yourself

Why should I share the fun?

Do you not want a lookout?

Looks like Kent's been busy stalking!

Not stalking. I am on vacation!

Where to, if I may ask?

The greater San Francisco Bay area.

Come see the Grey Crested Tit!

You're showing off your tits again?!?

Not mine, they're in SE Asia!

no tits worth seeing any closer?

SE Asia tits are very yummy.

Don't you wanna try Mediterranean tits?

I already have many times... oops.

Didn't I say "Get a room"?

Couldn't find one. Just made do.

Rats, Blaze and I overdid it.

Double posting is a bad idea!

Yes, twelve word posts are gauche.

As opposed to chocolate ganache, yes?

How about some delicious gazpacho instead?

It's autumn. Time for hot soup.

But I'm feeling quite warm now.

As was said, get a room!

A cold storage room, you mean?

At least a cold shower, yes?

Blaze and I have a reputation!

You certainly try to get one!

It does seem to come naturally.

enjoy that, while you are young...

We're hopeful we can continue on

Goodness, this thread bumped down fast!

Way to kill the thread, Ibbs.

I'm a serial thread killer now

Dormant this thread is, quite sadly.

it happens to the best threads.

Equally as much as the worst

Is there any proof of that?

Would you like to study that?

Can we get funding for it?

Perhaps HWW will sponsor our study.

I think you are kidding yourself.

It is easier than tickling myself.

you just aren't doing it right.

Are you an expert at it?

I will steer clear of this.

Good idea. Time for new topics.

Questions too much for you, huh?

more like flogging a dead horse.

How about flogging a pinata instead?

have you got one? Flog away!

I shall keep all the candy!

Won't you share any with me?

Well, if it's you I shall!

I bet you always say that.

Only to pretty ones like you!

I feel pretty! Oh so PRETTY!!!

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

Well, if it's you I shall!

I will post for some candy!

Does it have to be sweet?

[joke about "sour balls" goes here]

Still better tasting than sour grapes!

And in better taste, as well.

I prefer sweet to sour though.

I have quite a sweet tooth.

Not too many cavities I hope!

It depends on my evil dentist.

There are dentists who're not evil?

The good ones go by doctor.

My dentist's name is Dr. Whiting.

White is quite a nice color

There are lots of nice colours

Rainbow colors all around us here

Have you been ingesting anything bad?

like kale? nothing worse than kale

Isn't Kale supposed to be healthy?

Kale may be healthy not tasty

eat enough of anything, you die.

Not eating anything is the same.

Eating is good in moderation, too

as long as it's not kale

Chewing into smaller pieces helps digestion

A digesting tummy is very happy.

unless you're the one being digested

That sounds extraordinarily unpleasant and painful

Yet Jo Nah managed to survive

He was not actually being digested

Dragon found him hard to swallow

Not swallowed and got super powers

Lucky guy. Had something good happen

Not to mention his meeting Tinya

Their relationship is transparent to all

it's the intangible things in life...

easy to see through their love

as if it's written on pages.

in indelible ink, not easily erased

Retcons often erase things quite poorly

Retcons can themselves be retconned away

Retconned retcons are rarely as enjoyable

Retcons are rarely enjoyable at all

Not when at the story's expense.

Some retcons improve stories, do they?

That doesn't apply to Event books.