Guess Who? Vol. 5 - Legion World

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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Nope.

We'll have to guess again in a new thread.

What better way to start than by invoking the Most Beloved off All Posters?

Lash?

Yes.

Quislet, Esq?

Nossir!

(BTW, this proves the long held theory that when the Guess Who? thread resets, many posters who normally don't post in it decide to join in for the first few pages).

Nighty?

Nope,
Just your old friend future king, checking out this cool new thread.

Outdoor Miner?

Guilty as charged.

Eryk?

No.

But I'm loving this new Guess Who thread! It still has that New Thread Scent.

Doesn't it, cleome?

Oh, is that what's in the air? I thought that Chief Taylor was, er, expressing himself again.

Kent, would you be a dear and open a window?

I'll be glad to open the window for my buddy Kent in his absence.

Power Boy 5 would do the same.

HA! It's ME, proving Cobalt Kid correct! As if he needed THAT.

Right, ummm... LMB leader Ram Boy?

Sure as shite, Lash.

Now, more from...Cobalt Kid?

No, although I just noticed a typo I made in the first post, referring to Lash as the "Most Beloved off All Posters"!

Is that how misspelling makes you feel, Cobie?

I once dreamt that Cobie and I went to a karaoke bar and sang a duet of "Feelings."

Then I woke up and fired my therapist.

rouge, do you ever have dreams like that?

I don't have dreams like that but I do have days like that. How 'bout you, Rocky?

No rocks here... it's easier staying on the beaten path with my wheels. ;P

Are we having STU for dinner tonight?

Not yet, but I'll see if I can track down some fine aged beef for you.

Abin?

nope.

Sharky?

hey HEY hey

'sup Beagz?

Nope, but I'm on the trail.

Where's the Chief?

He is me, and I am here!

How about an obligatory Rockhopper appearance?

Obligatory or not, here I am!

Where is Kent (besides Southeast England, I mean)?

I refuse to participate in this thread...

Unless Nightcrawler joins in.

We'll see what we can do.

Maybe cleome can persuade him.

Not sure if Cle can, but maybe Ram Boy could?

Haven't seen him around.

But I did see Chief Taylor getting ready to post here again...

I thought I saw the same thing.

Chiefy?

Not yet.

But now?

Hm, still no?

Do you think soon, Miner?

possibly. But not right now.

Miner should come back and make a comment or two.

He's not right now.

But will he?

It's inevitable.

right, EDE?

Not Eryk, but perhaps Future King will way in?

Or even weigh in.

You think, Kent?

I don't usually think Kent but I'll try to.

Do you, Lardy?

I 'Kent' stop thinking about Kent!

Is it mutual, Kent?

It prob is a mutual Kent.

Does that help Lardy?

That confused me in a smug, weirdly sexual way.

You ever experienced that kind of confusion, Cobester?

Never. But my Alt ID Loser Lad has.

Have you meant him Lardy?

I thought he was MY alt-ID!

Are we gonna have to get our Pokemon to fight to determine ownership of that alt, Cobie?

Possibly! Or would you prefer a shrug-off?

Lardy?

Did you mean a shurg-off, Desmonius?

Er, that too! Common mistake, right Lardy?

I actually don't know how to dance the shurg, so that would be an unfair contest.

Perhaps a lightsabre fight instead, Cobaltus?

Do you think STU will post next?

Feh! There's a better chance that Lightning Lad will post next!

Hey CB, FK here, weighing in a bit too late?
Exnihil?

Not yet.

Perhaps now?

Negatory.

Miner?

He's "keyed out," it would seem

Is Our Esteemed Leader Ram Boy available?

oh, damn, i was trying to catch ....

Ram Boy

You'll have to settle for me instead.

Will the lovely cleome show up next? Only time will tell.

Time won't let me... (yadda yadda yadda)

Hey, is that Dev over there?

Nah, maybe Quis knows?

No (Sub)way, just FK here, present and accounted for.

Kent, kan we kount on u?

Nope. He's apparently PUNted it over to me.

Is Karie today's goal-tender?

Do they punt in soccer?

Perhaps our limey Brit Faraway Lad knows?

if so, shouldn't you call it "football" when you ask him, Chief?

He's still faraway, I guess.

Maybe Mattropolis is closer by...?

How far away is Mattropolis, Kent?

Farther than Kentropolis?

Does a Hopper of Rocks know?

Have no fear Lucifer is here.

Yes I know sounds scary and all

Just waiting for Lash to show

Still waiting, but I promised not to guess Lash anymore.

So...Abin?

Afraid not.

So where is Kent, or Hrista Spjóti, or whatever he's calling himself?

He's come down with an acute case of "accent aigu".

Sounds pretty grave, don't you think, future king?

I don't think "future king" unless someone says "talk to the hand."

Is that so wrong of me, future king?

Oh no, how could YOU ever be wrong Hrista?

That was only an (outdoor) Miner offence.
Are you there OM?

OM has apparently also been devoured by this "Hrista Spjóti" (along with Kent Shakespeare).

Have you a comment in your defense, Hrista Spjóti?

I'm starting to feel left out of the 'devouring'.

Hrista Spjóti

Which Hrista Spjóti, Power LLASH? You should probably clarify.

Isn't that right, cleome?

No, that's "left cleome". "Right cleome" is taller.

But not as tall as Hrista Spjóti, eh, Rocky?

rahhhr.

aw man i wanted to see

Rocky!!

(i'm such a copier)

Here I am! Yay!

Hrista Spjóti?

c'est moi.

cleome?

Stee-RIKE!

Yer up, Rocky!

He is up late, isn't he?

Legion Tracker, are you also a night owl?

Well hoot, I am tonight.

How about Hrista Spjoti (I broke my tongue... just wanted to try and spell it)

I'm not Hrista, but I'd like to know how to pronounce it.

My guess is h-reest-a sp-yote-ee.

Close, former Kent?

Swing and a miss.

oh where, oh where, has Outdoor miner gone?

He must be stuck in a time loop involving Celine Dion somehow.

Luci, did you do that to OM?

Nope was watching the Cincinnati Bengals pull a Houston Oilers against Buffalo.

What's your favorite team Nightcrawler?

Couldn't really tell you what Nightcrawler's favorite team is, but my all-time favorite team are the Rockettes.

cleome, where you ever a Rockette?

As of next week, they will be called the Rockhopperettes!

Is the newly Icelandic Kent hereabouts?

Já!

Chief?

Nein.

Now, Chief?

Chiefly, it's only me, killing time between chores.

deddy, are you around?

Actually I am!

Bevis?

I wish it were! I miss Lucien Lad!

Legion Tracker?

Think I saw him answering some questions about being a friend or foe.

Quis?

Nope,

Edie?

NAda,

He Who Lshes?

Nossir.

Cleome?

No! hee hee!

Cleome?

Not yet!

Care to return Lash?

Sure!!!

How bout you. Cobie?

Indeed!

Back for one more, Lash?

Not Lash, but always ready for more, nonetheless!

Are you, Cobie?

Nope! Sorry I missed you, Cobes.

But will Rocky miss me?

Nope,

Nighty?

No!

Where's Caliente?

[snif!]

I don't know, but if she's on East Coast time she oughta' be up by now!

Caliente, won't you please check in? I made fresh coffee!

Sorry, and no coffee for me, thanks.

How 'bout some Cobie tea?

Nah, I prefer coffee anyways.

Quis, what would you like?

It's his birthday, so he can have whatever he wants!

Might Lash deign to grace us with his glorious presence?

If he posts here that often, it'll lose its novelty, won't it, Dave Hackett?

Dave Hackett lost Novelty?!?! Maybe he'll find his way to this thread.

Yoohoo...Novelty?

Is YooHoo really a novelty?

What do you think, Rocky?

I think the YooHoo echoed off the wrong hillside.

Hear this yodel, Cleome?

I didn't know that snack cakes could talk!

Hey, Power Boy, care for a cup of tea with your snack cakes?

I've been waiting for you to ask!!!

I bet Rockhopper would like some too ...

Sure would! Let's have a party!

Mattropolis always makes a party better.

Missed it by that much Rocky.

Future King?

I tend to dwell on the past...

Are you forward thinking, Lardy?

Sorry, no Lardy Sharky ... the Future's back to haunt you some more.

Actor Lad?

I think he's at a rehearsal.

Will cleome come here next? I hope so

I'm always here.

Pretty much.

Maybe Blacula will drop in next...?

Sorry, thought you said Trackula.

Is it past lil rhino's bedtime?

Heard He's CAP LOCKED AND LOADED but not here.

Still No word from Nightcrawler?

I think he went down to the corner for some smokes.

Dev, could you open the blind and see if anyone's returning?

I guess I'd better open the blinds... to get some more light in here... you just mistook me for Dev!

Honest mistake, right, Power Boy?

I could be, but not by that name.

Lucifer, got any light for us?

Only darkness in my realm LT.

can CANDLE show me the light?

No, but perhaps "Trackula" can!

I have some beautiful blue-sky sunlight this morning!

But I'm looking forward to Candlelight.

Sorry. Not just yet.

Brody27?

Not exactly.

Ex?

Nope!

Dev?

Uhh Next nope..

LT?

Yep, but the sun's down now and we need some light on the subject.

Quis, can you illuminate us?

Perhaps clee can instead?

Nosiree!

Nighty?

Is he asleep, Cobie?

Maybe. Think he's doing Board-related stuff, Lardy?

What do you think, Cobie?

Probably. He's always doing cool things for the board for us.

It's a debt we can't ever repay, y'know Lardy?

Yep, I know, Cobie.

Speaking of debts we can never repay, one of those would totally be to a Legion World artist who did a series of nude Legion pictures.

Know what I'm saying, Lardy?

REALLY?!?

Links please, Cobie!

Sorry, but who here has their mind out of the gutter?

<crickets>

Okay, is cleome around?

PLEASE don't tell her I was bad, LT!

I know I won't!

Will the badness continue, Lardy?

If you and I are around? Most certainly, Cobestah!

Sounds like a reason to inject kinky references into all the threads on the MMB to me, Lardy!

Aw, we wouldn't do thaaaat, Cobula....

Or at least we'd blame it on Pov, like usual, right Lardster?

Yeah, he takes a lotta heat for stuff I did!

Dontcha, Pov?

Yeah, will you turn off the internet porn for a few minutes and join us, Pov?

Hey, some of us happen to like Internet porn.

right Quis?

Not Quis, but is this place STILL in the gutter? Can't turn my back for a day...cause I'll miss something.

Quis, you back yet?

I think I saw Quis go that-away...

Outdoor miner, COME ON DOWN!!!!

While I do go down at every opportunity, I am not Miner.

Does Cobie like to go down?

I hear he's down for just about anything.

What do you think, cleome?

She's still paying off that vet bill.

Does Blacula have anything to say about it all?

No Blacula here, but will a king of the future do?

Cleome, what say you?

Cleome keeps her own counsel.

Chief Lardy, on the other hand...

...needs counselling. Badly.

Would you counsel me, Ex?

He might, but I won't.

Would you councel Lardy Rocky?

I didn't know that Rocky was going to law school!

Karie, did you just find out about this, too?

I'll tell her as soon as she shows up.

Is Future King making a return appearance?

Still in the Future.....

Chief? Chief? Chief?

The Chief is all right, Mrs. Brody. He's fishing. He's just caught a couple of stripers. We'll bring 'em in for dinner. We won't be long, we haven't seen anything yet. Over and out.

Where's Rouge?

Not Rouge.

How about another color, like Cobalt?

No Cobalt, Pepsi...

Has the Ded risen?

Good question.

That color still available, Legion Tracker?

Color? According to my Legion tracking, we've got a white witch, an emerald empress, and a shrinking violet.

Any of those in vogue this season, Rocky?

maybe Orange Julius Lad is missing from your list.

Right, Chief?

Wrong.

What do you think, Cleome?

Cleome couldn't be here, so I'm substituting.

Was there actually anything good about the 90s, Rocky?

The 90s...we lived through 'em.

Or did we? How about K-E-N-T?

Heard he popped the question last week on Smallville. Oh wait, K-E-N-T? sorry he's M-I-A

Right Rocky?

Isn't he still at choir practice?

Maybe Nightcrawler will drop in for some mulled cider and a chat...?

Nah, he must still be Nighty-nites, but ... welcome to the future my friends!

Maybe if we addressed him by his full proper name ... sir Karl Earl Nick Tain, wherefore art thou?

Hm, good question.

Do you know, FL?

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men....?

Maybe Sarcasm Kid Knows?

I'm not Sarcasm Kid, but we both miss Lian.

Don't you miss her, too, Ram Boy?

Lian, I barely knew ye.

Are we still missing Ram Boy?

Yes, yes we are.

And speaking of the missing...where is Bevis?

Hanging with Butt-Head, perhaps?

what do you think, Sharky?

Checked for sharks before I jumped in.

Is Lash around this Christmas Eve?

No Lash this Christmas day,

Hopefully Actor Lad can come out and play.

He's playing Othello, I believe.

What's Edie playing?

Playing hard to get to collaborate on a massive Bronze Age DCU fanfic, even though it was originally HIS idea!

Should I just go ahead and write it all by myself, Lardy?

Why not, FL.

What do you think, cleome?

We'll have to ask her sometime.

But why are you avoiding Fanfie, EDE?

I avoid no one...

but I think Pov has some explaining to do...

I think you're right.

Okay, Pov. 'Splain.

Pov don't do no 'splainin'!

Right, Fickles?

Indeed he doesn't. Pov's a force of nature, and we love him for it.

Gotten together with him lately, Cobie?

No Cobie darlin', just me.

Is Ram Boy around?

Nope,

Nighty?

Why, it's only just morning.

You up yet, Krypton Kid?

KK still not up?

How about Rocky?

How about me?

How about me, K.E.N.T.?

No K.E.N.T's not here man.

How bout U Chief?

He's always chief of my heart, for sure!

Second only to Ram Boy.

I echo the sentiment; alas, I am not he.

Is that He Who wandering by?

He is indeed.

Could a king be in our future?

No, but I am the Crown Prince of the Pyngwyn Colonies.

Is that Lad With Glasses hereabouts?

Who? [scratches head] Huh. Must be one a'them newbies.

Hey, is that mechana over there? Haven't seen her in a

's years!

Nope.

Quis?

Nope!

Lash?

Nope.

Back to Cleome?

Or... back to the future?

Lil' Rhino, are you awake?

I think rhino is still out partying.

Will cleome come here next?

Nope,

Nighty?

Can't track him.

Happy New Year! Is the king of the future around?

I think he's still sleeping it off at the Rookery.

Perhaps Ram Boy will pop by.

not yet...

maybe Cleome is around?

I'll look for her...

With Future King's help...

Nowhere to be seen, dude.

You still swimmin' about, Sharky?

Yep...

How you doing, Lardy?

How IS he doing?

How about the Cobalt Kid?

What about him?

do you know, Rocky?

Nope, is he another king?

Ram Boy must be around today

Nope.

And for the record...

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Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
How IS he doing?

How about the Cobalt Kid?

...I'm NOT doing Cobalt Kid!

Right, cleome?

Sorry,not cleome. And for the record, I didn't ask *who* you were doing, Chief Horndog.

Is Sharky next on the list?

I am...

followed by my chum Exnihil

Hmmm... Maybe Ex stepped out for one a' them "Dirty" Martinis or something.

Dev Em, care for a drink?

Dev Em and Dump Em,

Haven't seen Cobie in a few days tho'...

Neither have I hope to soon tho...

Rocky around?

Je suis ici!

Où est Mlle. Cleome?

Man muss auf englisch posten.

Nicht wahr, Sharky?

Er...nine?

Post again, HWL--this time in English!

I got ya covered HWL, he was saying "one most post in English."

And was not aware, but since Neither HWL, Or Sharky are around I will use Rocky's request and hope Miss Cleome is here.

( Where is a Universal Translator when you need one?)

Nope. Though I'm here in English this time!

Is Future King next?

Maybe Tomorrow Girl has seen him?

me! trying to up my post count. lol

excuse me Tomorrow Girl, didn't mean to cut.

Maybe tomorrow for that girl...

cleome, on the other hand, is all woman...

She was just ..... how does she do that?

Actor Lad perhaps?

I don't even play an Actor on TV.

Is the Crawler of the Night around?

No, just the Hopper of the Rocks.

Maybe this will be the night Caliente decides to drop in.

Caliente hasn't returned from her undercover mission at the Miss Miss and Miss Carggg Beauty Pageant.

Have you ever won any contests, Legion Tracker?

Nope, he must be off track.

Is there a Cleome in the house?

In the house? Perhaps. In this post? Perhaps not.

How's the view from your house, Lash?

No love from the Lash.

Love from the Quis?

I would love some, but he's on a case...

Where Cobie at?

probably drunk, and on the corporate account no less.

right, future king?

That's right! Ya got me.

Is K.E.N.T. around tonight?

N.O.P.E.

R.O.C.K.Y.?

Sounds like a John Cougar Mellencamp hit!

C.L.E.O.M.E.?

Nope, it's M.E. again.

LT?

You're on the right t.r.a.c.k.

Is Rocky rockin' tonight?

I wouldn't call it rockin', but I'm here.

Is that He Who?

Who he?

Oh, you meant Huey. Huey?

[sings]They call me the Wanderer.[/sings]

Who wants to join in on harmony? Tracker?

I roam around, around, around...

Will Rocky sing tenor?

He may if we sing "Louie Louie" instead.

Right, Louie?

Louie's not here man, but I am.

Sarcasm you up?

"No dark sarcasms in the classroom . . ."

Is that EDE on bass?

Nope, Tracker on tenor.

Is the Chief roamin' around the bass-ment?

Chief had some Durlan issues

but I on the other hand can play some mean horns

Isn't that right Rocky?

No not rocky, more king-like.

Hey Shark Lad, catch any fish lately?

No luck, I guess.

Does Rocky have any to share?

Haven't seen him; must have had some slow fishin'.

Catch any yet, Rocky?

No fish tonight.

What do you have, EDE?

A ton of snow to shovel...

Can you lend a hand, Quis?

Looking at the map, it looks like Quis will have plenty of snow of his own.

You dug out yet, rickshaw?

He said something about fluids. I opted not to inquire for further details.

Is Ambush Bug around?

No ... must have been something he ate.

Where, oh where is Lardy when you need him?

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Originally posted by Exnihil:
Looking at the map, it looks like Quis will have plenty of snow of his own.

You dug out yet, rickshaw?

yeah, took a couple of days but most of the snow and frozen rain is gone...

Neither Lardy nor Rick here.

Is that He Who?

He Who is here!

Can Ester be nexter?

Ester might sound like Esther, but Ester's no lady, unlike me.

Will we be seeing Rocky, that most gentlemanly of men, next?

Nah, I'm rarely accused of being a gentleman!

And neither is my pervy pal Pov!

But I am!

You here, He Who?

I'm a He but not the right Who.

Does MLLash ever drop by?

Once in a very great while.

Kent comes by a little more often.

But not often enough these days!

Que Quislet, Esq?

¿Que?

Future King again?

Nope.

Cleome?

Nope.

Kent?

Nope.

Abin?

Haven't seen him...

Maybe Power Boy has...

Maybe he has, but I haven't.

Is that Regis Philbin I see getting ready to post next, though?

Somehow I don't think Regis will be coming to Legion World even after he's retired.

Will he, Future King?

I can't tell you what the future holds for sure.

But I'm hoping that an appearance by Quis is in our future.

Nope, the future is now!

Is Ram Boy around this morning?

Nope!

I didn't have any luck with Regis, but maybe Larry King will pop by?

I'm not that old yet.

Not that Quis is either, but is he dropping by?

He is, right after me.

Quis?

nyet.

Ricky?

Nope,

I see Mr Shakespeare has returned maybe Outdoor miner won't be far behind.

Maybe, but not yet!

Perhaps Mike Pinder knows where he is?

Sorry, no.

Maybe Cleome can Pin him down?

I'm sorta cle-ver but not cleome.

Is dedman still up?

ask his wife.

might Red Arrow be next?

I was looking for her the Office of Security earlier...

I'm betting on OM

No, but I am really starting to worry about him!

Right Cobie?

I, too, am curious as to the whereabouts of Outdoor Miner!

Perhaps, you Ram Boy, in your position as leader, know the answer?

Perhaps he does, but I don't.

Wonder if He Who knows?

He who knows what?

EDE?

Yep!

I'll guess... Burgess Meredith as the Penguin!

Not that Penguin.

Do you mean the Rockhopper?

No, he's hopping over some rocks at the moment.

Is Ram Boy around this morning?

He may have been, but he didn't answer!

I'll guess Kid Prime will stop by for his birthday next!

He must be partying too hard.

Right Chief?

No Chief here...

Hey Fat Cramer!

I'm not that fat. Nor do I live next to Jerry.

Deddy?

Not ded yet.

EDE?

Yep.

How about William Shakespeare?

Forsooth, the Bard is away.

May Chief be next to play?

To play or not to play ...

What's Cleome up to today?

Good question!

Do you know, Sharky?

I know Sharky, and he's a hell of a guy!

Where's the lovely and talented cleome?

Haven't seen her.

Maybe she's next?

The future is next ...

Just ask Dev Em

I would if I could.

Maybe the Shark knows.

Who knows what evil lurks in the stomachs of man...

Maybe the EDE knows...

perhaps he does.

EDE should come in and tell us.

He should, by gum!

Should he, He Who?

Who he?

No, Her! you think?

I'm not a her!!

Am I Cleome?

Well, if you were Cleome, then you would indeed be a "her".

Is that Fanfie gracing us with her lovely presence?

Not in sight.

How about Mr. Shakespeare?

Not at the moment. Perhaps in the fuuuture...

What about Sarcasm Kid?

Nope.

Bevis?

No, and I'm not Daria either.

Grizelda Shea-Shea?

No, is that the chick from Hilarious House Of Frankenstein?

Where is Cleome tonight?

Probably drinking like I am.

Are you drinking Lash?

Not Lash, although I'm feeling a tad giddy.

Is Cobie about?

Is Cobie about...what?

Maybe cleome knows?

Cleome knows all, haven't you seen her advice thread?

Have you seen it Dev?

how is "Dev" a verb? How can something Dev?

do you know, Sharky?

Sharky knows, but isn't saying.

Have you "Deved", Rocky?

I don't think he'd appreciate it if I did.

Would he, Legion Tracker?

Probably not.

But a king of the future might.

BINGO! You really are a tracker of all things Legion.

What's Ram Boy up to this bright and cheery morning?

Being bright and cheerful, of course!

I wonder what mood cleome is in this morning. cleome?

She must have slept in...

Can you wake her, Rocky?

I suppose I could.

*ahem*

Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me,
Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee;
Sounds of the rude world, heard in the day,
Lull'd by the moonlight have all pass'd away!

Did that work, Cleome?

Brought tears to my eyes. I like that Steven Foster.

Did it wake the dedman?

Not unless he's from the future.

Right Rick?

He went out to get more cigars.

Kent, do you smoke?

nope. although I did the other night, after too many drinks.

what about you, Sharky?

Not the Shark, but no smoke for me, thanks. Except for the wood-burning kind.

What does Rocky think?

I dunno, we should ask him.

Rocky, what do you think?

Nope,

Nighty?

nope.

Lardy?

nope.

Bevis?

Sorry no, just the king reaching out to you.

Hey Ram Boy, are you around this morning?

Haven't seen him...

What about you, Abin?

not he.

Rocky?

Voilà!

Is He Who wandering about?

He is, indeed.

Is EDE nearby?

Not near me no, sorry.

Does the Chief post on this thread anymore?

Nah. He's out buying more comics and more legumes.

Or is that just a rumor, Red Arrow?

Sorry, missed the target.

Does the Shark bite tonight?

No, but the Rockhopper hops.

Know who I'd really like to see pop by? Semi Transparent Fellow!

Yeah, me too ...

But, I'd gladly settle for Icefire

Either or both would be fabulous.

Beagz posts here a bit more often these days. Think he might come by?

Maybe later, the future is now baby!

What say you C. Lardy?

Lardy?

I say thee, NAY!!!

What do you say, Lash?

Not Lash, but 'tis I, the Legendary Poster known as Cobalt Kid.

Up next:

Sharky?

Yup, yup...

How about the most beloved of posters next, the one and only LASH!!!

It's only Tracker, the lesser loved.

What's in the future, king?

Alas, not a king am I.

But maybe a chief will show up, eh, Lardy?

nope.

Lash?

No, but I do have nice eye lashes! :rolleyes:

Maybe Ram Boy knows where he is?

nope.

Sharky?

Nope.

Is there a Tempest in this teapot?

nope.

Zardi?

Nope,

Kent?

nope.

Abin?

nope.

Dev?

Nope.

Rocky?

Sorry, no.

Cobie??

Yessir! Top of the morning to 'ya.

Exnihil?

Indeed, 'tis.

Will Dev-Em pop by next?

nope.

Red Arrow?

Soon, but not now.

Rocky?

C'est moi!

Lardy?

Hardly,

Cleome maybe?

Nope...

Abin?

Blacula?

No, he usually sleeps during the day.

Rickshaw1 is awake tho'!

Not quite.

Is Sharky still swimming around these here waters?

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Is Cobie hanging out?

Hanging out of what?

How about cleome?

How about her?

We haven't seen much of the Quister lately. Maybe he'll pop in.

Sorry I'm late, Gents. All that old junk wasn't gonna' clean itself outta' the spare room, though.

Where IS Grand Jury Lad anyway? I want to see him, too!

I'd like to see him too...

But, I also miss Blacula...

Yes...

and Kent...

OMG, I miss Kent so much. When he's around, my posts are a lot more lucid and tasteful. Come back, Kent, come back!

Do you forgive me for my Grizelda alt-ID, Tempest?

Alts on this board? Well, I never!

Rocky, you're not an alt, are you?

Everybody used to think I was an alt.

Who started the investigation? Kent.

No one here but us innocent alts!

Is SuperLance hereabouts?

Haven't seen him...

Maybe Rocky has...

I'll ask him when I see him...

Where's Rick tonight? I miss that crazy loveable galloot.

Rick's probably reading his old Bloom County trades.

Rocky loves penguins, so I wonder if he's a fan of Opus. Rocky?

He must be penguin-petting.

Are we on the alert for SharkLad?

Bah... his splash is worse than his bite.

Blacula, on the other hand...

Not hre, wherever he is.

Maybe Quis will drop by...

Quis flew away in his cute little ship.

Perhaps Tempest will visit?

Not yet.

Lookin' for Lardy....

...in all the right places!

Gimme some dap, LT!

NO! I say

Eh, Timber Wolf?

Er, uh...hi, Temp.

Um...where's my man, LT?

Back atcha, Lardy!

Is the Lady Fanfic still posting the night shift?

Yes, indeed. Closing in on my posting goal for the night.

You still there, Tempest?

She may be, but so am I.

Am I tracking Legion Tracker?

Not unless he's from my timeline.

Where's Quis when you need him?

I heard rumors about Publishers Clearing House and Bermuda, but...

Maybe Emily Sivana is around...?

I couldn't say...

But how about the birthday boy, Devilish Em?

Sure...how about me?

Cobie?

No, but I often get mistaken for him, because we're, ah, both male...and bipedal...

Is that Tempest?

It is!!!!

Congratulations, I am now your mistress,

and Dev's?

Peebs.

Where's Dev ?

Sleeping off the merriment from yesterday!

Oh, I feel a sneeze coming on ... "Exnihil!"
'scuse me

Out of nothing...Legion Tracker!

Dev up yet?

Think he's in the bunker...

Where's Rocky?

Must be campaigning.

Does his running mate, the fabulous Fanfic Lady, have a moment to stop by?

I surely do.

How about Lash?

He's overdosing on onions at the moment

Hey Tom, where's JERRY tonight?

Jerry's in the hot tub, cranking up the stereo.

Hey, DEV . . . still waiting on that hot fudge.

I've got the hot fudge, as well as the vanilla ice cream and the marshmallow.

Is Ram Boy in the house?

Not presently, but he and I are both Aries and both like Julian Cope.

I wonder what Rick's sign is?

Ric's sign is "Wet Floor." (And so he does)

Is it He Who time?

Nope.

Is Peebs hereabouts?

I wish he would post more.

Is Exo-Lardy posting bright and early?

No, but Ex O'Nihil is. (St. Patty's Day came late, I guess.)

Will Sharky swim by next?

Why, yes... yes, I will...

Maybe Fanfie wants to come for a swim...

I'll take the plunge.

How about you, Dev?

Who you callin' Dev?

Where's Legion Tracker tonight?

Good question.

Where are you, Tracker?

Late to the party tonight.

Let's see, who would be awake now? Dev?

Nope.

Is my buddy Future King around?

Probably...

Rick?

Nah, you got his sidekick.

Where's Cobie tonight?

Three days and no Cobie?

What about Rocky?

Ask Bullwinkle.

Right, Lardy?

Hey, take it easy... I'm working on losing some weight

By the power of Grayskull, I summon Exnihil!

But you got me instead....

Is Lard Lad around this evening?

Haven't seen him, but now I'm hungry for donuts. Maybe I'll run out and get some.

Reboot, what kind of donut do you want?

I'm not a Reboot, but I can track one...for a donut.

Is there a Hoprocker around?

Here I am Tregion Lacker!

Is He Who here?

He is here!

Now, will Dev Em drop by?

Maybe he's not a morning person, or it's just one of those time stream/time zone foul ups...

Maybe Fanfic Lass is watching the clock...?

Sorry I'm late, the clock was way off.

Is Eryk around, or is he too busy eating spinach?

A spinach salad would hit the spot right now, certainly...

/looks around/

Ms. Sivana, do you have an opinion on this subject?

Not sure, how about my opinion instead?

Rocky, what do you think?

Not sure, but I think Rocky wants to ask Emily.

No Rocky. No Emily.

How 'bout cleome?

Maybe she got raptured.

Did you, Cleome?

I think she's still at the hair salon...

Where's Cobie at?

Good question, if poor grammar.

Any idea, Future King?

Here I am, as requested!

cleome babe, are you around this morning?

Maybe cleome is working?

Is Sir Lard Lad here?

I'll let you know when I see him!

How's Quislet, Esq tonight?

I'm sure he's fine.

I'd like to see this thread by candlelight--or see Candlelight in this thread!

Perhaps she's gone dancin'?

DoctorMayavale

No sorry ... I guess "We Will Get By" without him!

Right Legion Tracker?

We'll just barely get by until Jerry shows up.

Is Rocky rockin' by tonight?

Your wish is my command, Tracker!

It would be really cool if Semi Transparent Fellow showed up.

It would.

<--- alas.

um ... Future King?

Nope.

And no need for modesty, Peebs. I'm always glad to see you!

Is He Who here?

You rang?

Dev, I'm tied up. Will you get the door?

Sorry, unexpected company!

I ain't leavin' until Thursday too.

MLLASH did you want to say something?

probably "*removed*"...

Betcha Pov does too...

I'll ask him when I see him.

How's Cleome on this fine Saturday?

Sorry, neither.

Will Shining Son drop by this thread?

That I would like to see!

How's Power Boy this morning?

Probably he's getting photographed again. [dreamy sigh]

Maybe Lardy's available to chat, though...?

Lardy must be chatting elsewhere.

Power Boy missed the morning shift. Maybe he's on tonight?

Power Boy is jet lagged!

What's up LT?

LT is heading to bed.

Is Rocky still awake?

Indeed I am.

Is Lardy lurking around?

I'll look for him...

Care to help, cleome?

Sure I can help Cleome, what does she need me to do?

Have you seen her Dev??

I just saw him take off with his hat and ukelele in tow. Something else else about American Idol auditions and "Have You Ever Seen The Rain."

Fanfic Lady, will you favor us with a tune?

She not here so ... "tip toe, thru the tulips".

How's my singing Shark Lad?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tough to hear under the water...

Better ask He Who...

Oh, please, don't ask me to sing. If fk sounds underwater, then I'm underground (and not in a Velvet sort of way).

But I know who is a good singer . . . Rocky!

Technically, I'm a chorister.

I seem to recall hearing that Lardy also has been known to raise his voice in song.

I gave him $20 to stop singing.

Where the heck has EDE been hiding lately???

Not sure...

Maybe Cleome knows?

ME!!!

uh, er ... cleome?

I haven't beem cleome in days!

Where the heck has Legion Tracker been lately?

How does one "beem" cleome? And would mr_cleome object?

And where indeed is LT?

Here I am, home from a week's vacation.

I saw lots of penguins on billboards, for some reason. Were any of them our own Rocky?

Not me on the billboards that I'm aware of. Maybe they were all Rocky wannabes.

I could also see them wanting to be Peebs.

Don't see too many traditional-style penguins with legs like his, though. [clears throat] Er, uh...

LASH! How ya' doin'?

I'm not sure if that compliment was meant for me, but I'll take it! For that matter, being mistaken for Lash or Peebs would be a huge compliment!

I hope that didn't make Cleome uncomfortable.

Have you not perused the Gams Thread today, Leader?

Maybe that's where Pov is right now...

[cue dramatic end-of-season-cliffhanger music]

Missed that one. Yet another reason to love Power Boy.

What sayest thou, Peebs?

bwahahaha! I'm too shy for all this attention!

POV dosn't seem shy, being without pants and all.

How about another pantless wonder?

Why doesn't richshaw1 ever post on this thread??

When he puts on his pants I'll ask him.

Doesn't He Who know all? Maybe he has the answer.

Has someone evoked my boundless wisdom?

And will cleome45 post again before she becomes cleome46?

Nope, and if you guessed future king you'd be wrong too!

Where's EDE when we need him??

EDE's off eating spinach, of course.

What's your vegetable of choice, Lardy?

I'm a fan of brussels sprouts...

Where Exnihil at?

He's not in here.

Hey Lard Lad, what do you think? Hmmm???

I think FUBAR King is really a Lard Lad alt ID. Maybe future king was too. Hmmm?

What does Rocky think?

Rocky thinks all sorts of cool thinks.

Is Future King (or whatever he's calling himself) hereabouts?

He'll be here next, I predict.

I hate to prove you wrong, Lad Boy, but I have to let you know how glad I am to see you!

Will Quis get in on this happy little reunion?

Nope, but I'm rooting for him.

Er, good morning Sharky ... maybe?

He's had all day but no show yet.

Is Quis having a good evening?

I don't know, but I see his name here right now.

Is Quis having a good morning?

Oh I'm sure he is!

Right Peebs?

Peebs no esta...

Donde esta Lardy?

I serenaded his house with my kazoo rendition of "Lady of Spain," but no dice.

Legion Tracker, como estas?

Tres bien, madame, merci.

Does the Canadian future king speak French too?

Désolé non je ne fais pas

(actually I know maybe 5 words altogether)

What's LASH up to this morning?

As the ancient Atlanteans used to say: Sycra illuth pat i cryh.

Up next: My dear friend Rockhopper Lad?

Pasensya na, hindi po siya. (As we'd say in the Philippines).

Maybe Quislet Esq. would like to visit?

Maybe. But not right now.

Right Shark Lad?

Well, you knew it was someone related to an aquatic life-form.

Is Peebs hereabouts?

In our hearts, always.

Is this not so, Legion Tracker?

Verily, it is, cleome.

And what about another friend...king futy?

Nope. Just Prince Rocky.

I'm still holding out for Peebs.

Quote

Originally posted by cleome45:
In our hearts, always.

Is this not so, Legion Tracker?

I'm not dead or anything ....

Miss cleome 45.

How can you miss me when I've been camped out here all day, Babe?

I think lancesrealm just arrived, though.

If he did, he's hiding.

Future King might be next, unless he's sleeping in today.

*yawn* I'm up, I'm up!

I think it was Rocky that slept in!

I was up at seven.

Could that be the fair Fanfie next?

I am here, but unfortunately I overslept.

Wonder how dadman is sleeping these days?

Sleepin good till baby arrives

Is that Dev is see approaching?

Well, obviously you weren't expecting me!

Formerly-known-as-Stealth?

Maybe in a past life, Reboot.

I wonder if you will post again, Reboot?

Not yet!

But I'm sure he'll be the next person to post.

Oops! Sorry to break in.

I'll get out of the way for Reboot.

But, but... we WANT you in the next reboot! Don't be such a Shikari!!

Next poster's initials are EDE

Not really, no

iB?

Probably catching up on sleep. How selfish!

Lard Lad, didja' bring the donuts? I made coffee!

No coffee for me

You coming back?

I always come back!

Right He Who LSHes?

Wrong

I expect you to apologise for your presumptiousness now

Oh ok... if I must!

Is Sharky around this morning?

It's the afternoon, but I'm here...

Hope Power Boy is enjoying better weather than I am...

hot hot hot.

trying not to use the air conditioner too much ...

Rocky and his penguins would not like it here. Would you Rocky?

I dunno!

Legion Tracker'll probably be here next...

Right you are!

hmmm...does Quis travel through here?

Oh yes, I know for a fact he does!

Right LASH?

Supposition: Inaccacurate

Next: future king?

Present and accounted for!

Who else is here ... cleome45 maybe?

Me again

You again?

No. He again.

'Boot again?

Again!

Lash?

Yes sir! May I have another, sir?

Is it about time for a Reboot return?

Nope

Rocky?

Now it's time for the Reboot to come back. And I'm here too

HWW?

Nope, back to me.

Quis?

I'll let him know you're looking for him.

Maybe Rocky knows?

It's possible, but I don't.

Tracker?

Yep, just flying by.

Is He Who around?

Maybe

Bevis?

Doesn't seem so

future king?

You got it!

Where's Sharky tonight?

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I predict Quis will be next...

Quis just had fission babies, so he's probably busy.

Where da Reboot?

NOt here

Where's Cleome

She must be busy baking Fat Cramer and rickshaw1 their birthday cakes!

Do I see Lash waaay over there?

I guess he's still waaay over there.

How close is the Shark?

still away

hmm...Faraway?

Far away from here this morning!

Where's Teeds at today?

Not here.

dedman?

Yup

FK?

Nope, me.

Now you again?

I like this dance. May I cut in?

Or is dedman the jealous type?

I dunno.

Maybe he'll tell us?

Or maybe he won't.

Perhaps Edie will?

Hmmm... naaaaaaaaaaaah.

Legion Tracker?

I'll take that as a compliment, but sadly no.,

Teeds, care to make a comment?

Seems unlikely

Dev?

mmmmm...nope.

Lardy?

Nope

Tracker?

Passing through.

Is the King of the Future due?

Not yet...soon

FK?

FK me?!?!

Oh....fk!

fk?

Nope, its drunkman...i mean dedman!!!

umm..FK?

Wrong!

Lard?

No, but thank you anyway, I prefer margarine.

Yo Sharky, sssssup?

Nope...

Maybe Sharky will answer now?

No, but Rocky will!

Is the lovely and talented Ram Boy around?

Can I leave a message for him?

How is Cobie this morning??

I dunno, and it's afternoon here.

Tracker?

Nope.

Bevis?

Tracker here, a bit late....

Is Rocky hoppin' around here?

Not jus'now.

Will the dedman rise?

Oh I'm sure he will soon.

Right Future?

nope.

Bevis?

Incorrect.

Next: Tracker?

Correct.

Is the Rock around?

Would I let you down?

Peebs?

Nope.

Cobie?

No way!

Dev?

Wrong!

Tracker?

No, but I am a Trekker!

Are you on here tonight Teeds?

I see the future got here before I did.

Let's see...how about a Reboot?

nope.

Fart Girl?

Non, Sir Wrong of Wronginess, Wrongshire ;p

Mayhap HWW shall follow...

Nope, the future is now.

Right Cobie?

You were expecting someone else? (Oh wait, you were....)

Ded?

You called?

Gladys the sentient disco ball?

She's shining her love elsewhere.

Emily Sivana?

Nope!

The dedman may rise again?

Dev Man maybe,

Right Future King?

Wrong, Dev-Em

Maybe Legion Tracker next?

Nope.

You popping in Quis?

Nope, me again.

You again?

Very good.

I predict another Reboot.

Sanity? Or Madness?

I believe I saw Quislet hanging around...

Nope...

Although Deddy has been seen around.

As have I.

And the way things are going, you'll be back shortly

Yep. I think our race will keep us both here for a while...right Reboot?

Possibly, Dev-Em

Yes...Reboot?

Is this becoming predictable, Dev-Em?

I do believe it has.

Right FK?

Not so predictable.

Dev?

Yeppers.

Future King?

Tag, you're it!

Right Reboot?

I was waiting for someone else to break the predictability

Dev'll probably be back shortly though.

But not before me.

Futy?

Sorry I'm late...

You still talking to me Reboot?

I am not Reboot.

You know who I wish would post more? Lad Boy!

Me too .... where's he hiding these days?

Hey Sharky?

Nope

Future King?

Nope, I'm just passing through.

Quis should be along shortly.

Not very

Future King?

Bingo! Well, ok... that's my middle name.

Did you know that Legion Tracker?

I did not know that, FBK!

Did Dev know?

Want me to ask him for ya?

Maybe Birthday boy Rocky knows?

Of course I knew!

One FK's alter egos was as That Wilkin Boy !

As for whether Dev knows, I'll let him answer that.

Dev must be lollygaggin' somewhere.

Future king might pass by....

I never pass a good thing by.

Right Sharky?

Nope, but I'm sure you missed me hammer

Dev?

yep.

Quis?

Nope.

F-King?

Quote

Originally posted by Reboot:

F-King?

Who else sees a swear word in the making here?

Not innocent lil ol' me.

How about innocent lil ol' Dev?

Dunno about Dev

What's Lardy doing these days?

Probably starring in another seasonal fic.

Exnihil, any comment?

Maybe he'll comment later.

After Cobalt Kid does, anyway.

But first, a message from Legion Tracker:

Anybody seen Lardy?

I haven't.

Maybe he's with Tempest?

Maybe. Who know for sure.

Right Rocky?

I dunno, I'm not him.

Is Loser Lad around?

Haven't seem him.

Maybe Exnihil knows?

He hasn't replied yet.

How about Caliente?

I'd love it if she was here to spice up my day but no.

Perhaps Tamper is out & about?

Not in the pool...

cleome, love, are you about?

Yo! Wishing I had some Thanksgiving leftovers just about now.

Is lancesrealm available to join me for a virtual turkey sandwich?

Oh that sounds yummy. I love left-overs!

Wanna get in on some of this action Jerry?

He's still worn out from dancing the night away.

Reboot?

Did my computer crash again?

Where's Bicycle Repair Man?

I hear he's down at Fat Cramer's place, getting a warm-up.

Cramer, do you have any of those splendid scones left?

I'll run and fetch some from her.

Want any scones, Peebs?

Nope,

Just Coffee...

Right Cleome?

Oh dear, have I changed sex again?

Maybe Doctor One can help me.

I sent him out for a fresh half-gallon of milk.

Maybe Rocky can provide a few cookies for us.

mmmm me want hot cookies !!!

ROCKY !!!!

I'm baking a batch tonight.

Want some cookies too, Ibby?

Ding ding ding we have a winner! and yes, I'll have a jar please.

Would Emily Sivana like to share?

Who knows? Certainly not I

Will cleome be along to volunteer some?

I'll forward your message to her.

We should hav something to drink along with those cookies. Has anyone seen Fat Cramer?

I just left her a message. I'm out of filters for my Melita, and I was hoping she could lend me a few.

Meanwhile, I guess we'll have to make do with espresso drinks. What's your pleasure, HWL?

I suspect it is too scandalize to reveal...

Hey cle, can I borrow a couple of eggs?

Sure, Hon. Do you want some of this fresh fruit, too?

Quislet, Esq., should we set a place for you?

I'm sure he'll be there.

Let's also invite Ibby to the party.

Many thanks for the invite, Rocky!

Who wants some homemade pasta? Maybe Cobalt Kid?

I'm always hungry...

Care to share, Rocky?

Not Rocky.

Not Lash Either.

Maybe Nighty?

Nein.

Are you there, Quis?

I think he just left.

But I think Candle just came in.

We may not see her on the Day of Rest. Monday, perhaps.

I'll put the kettle on in case Rocky's here, though.

A spot of tea sounds lovely?

Care for a cuppa, Peebs?

Cuppa tea, cuppateacuppatea

I wonder if anyone recognizes the above as a Cocteau Twins lyric.

Kent?

Not Kent and no I don't recognize the lyric. Not really surprising with my taste in music

I wonder if Bevis recognizes it?

Just us Buttheads here...

Hey cleome... how you doing?

She's fine, I'm sure.

How are things, Fanfie?

She must be too pooped to respond right now. (Sorry.)

I wonder if Viridis Lament is around...

I'm here, bored at work!

Is Matlock also working on this fine Saturday?

He must be. Hope I'll do instead.

Perhaps Rocky is still around?

Here I are!

Is Dev-Em hereabouts?

Can't say...haven't seen him on my stroll through LW.

Howzabout cleome?

She's a heck of a gal...

Right, Cobster?

I think he's off drinking beer.

Maybe with Lard Lad?

I think not.

Mayhaps with Anita Cocktail?

I think she's getting drunk.

Maybe lil'rhino is giving her something to drink.

Paradoxically unreasonable. Er. Nope.

How about Rockhopper?

He's just about to close up the library!

At least I think that's what Dev Em told me...

Never trust a Durlan Daxamite...

Right, Rick?

Not Rick. I like (some) disco.

What's your opinion of disco, Cleome?

I posted in the Dance Party thread once. (Or five or six times.)

Maybe Jerry wants to revive it.

Too busy campaigning, I thinks...

How's trick's, Blaze?

Should 'tricks' really have an apostrophe-S, whether Blaze turns up or not?

or am I being too much of a grammar Nazi, cleome?

Not too sure there Kent.

Grammar is important...right Ric?

Rick's busy being cranky.

Maybe Fanfic Lady's in a better mood?

Hopefully she is.

Maybe Kent knows?

Probably. Kent is very snart.

Have we a Peebs?

Peebtacular! Rocky should get a prize!

Is Tempest still here ?

dunno. i just got here.

well, Tempest, are you?

Tempest is a busy bee, busier than me.

Cleome, what do you think is the best flower for making honey?

Don't know much about honey...

But, I bet Ibby knows a thing or two...

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

I wonder if I'll get lucky too - maybe Blaze will check in?

Haven't seen him.

HWW?

You rang?

Rocky, will you answer the door?

Landshark...

Can Set come out and play?

He's kind of tied up right now.

Sharky, you still htere?

Not Sharky, I float through the realms of the imagination, not the aquatic realms.

Hey, Quis, how's the latest issue of X-Factor? Would you recommend it? I myself still read it occassionally.

I think Quis isn't done reading it yet.

Maybe Fat Cramer has an opinion?

FC must be busy feeding her pets.

Cleome, have your cats done anything cute and/or funny lately?

dunno.

Rocky?

Here I are!

Is Jerry hereabouts?

Maybe he was, but not right now.

Is lancesrealm here to celebrate his birthday?

Probably still out celebrating...

Maybe Rocky wants to hang...

Always!

Is He Who wandering by?

Just passing through . . .

Can we get Sean Retconnery to put in an appearance?

Sean, yes. Retconnery, no.

is Ibby next?

How nice of you to expect me, Kent!

Is Blaze gonna follow me in?

Uh-oh! Looks like I'm in his way!

Care for a Lardy sandwich, Blaze?

If I know Blaze, he'd quite hungry!

But what would Quislet Esq. say?

"Shut up--I'm trying to sleep?"

How would Blaze respond?

Nope,

Only me.

How about Lash?

Is probably off whipping someone.

Would Caliente like to come over for some tea?

By the way, I wouldn't know how Blaze would respond. I'm usually sleepier than he is

Cali has been M.I.A. for some time now...

Where's the Lady Fanfic?

Off polishing her latest fanfic.

You still there, Sharky?

Here I is...

But where's cleome?

In a chair with her feet up, and deliriously happy about it.

But... [cue organ music] what about-- <strike>Naomi</strike> Quislet?!

Nope,

Lash?

Nope.

Is Raging Bull in the house?

I'll check the bathroom...

I predict an appearance by Quislet...

nope!

now Quis?

Still not.

Is that Rocky feller around?

Here I are!

Is Emily hereabouts?

I am finally back!

Is my friend Everyday Girl around?

not that I've seen. And welcome back! Missed ya!

Sharky?

Not quite.

Blaze?

Although I have occasionally been described as "flaming", I am not Blaze.

Maybe Fanfie will pay a call.

Here she is, Miss Legion World...

Is Lance still around?

Nada...

Perhaps, Kent?

Kent outted me from Lurkerville, so perhaps I should make him regret it by posting in his place.

Is Quis here yet?

Nope.

Blaze?

Nope, he's busy giving me a massage.

Would Rocky want one as well?

You bet!

Think Peebs would also want one?

Peebs wants one! what is it? I guess I'll have to go back to page 49.

Or maybe Fanfic Lady can tell me ?

Would a nice breakfast scramble be as good as a nice massage?

Or maybe Reboot prefers granola?

I'll send him a PM to ask.

Would Emily Sivana prefer oatmeal, I wonder?

It would be something she and I have in common.

Do you like oatmeal, Kent?

Not a huge fan...

Who wants pancakes? Cramer?

Cramer's more an oatmeal fan, but I'll take pancakes.

Wanna share, Virdy?

Isn't he already sharing his old avatar with you, Kent?

Do you remember your old avatar, Emily?

I don't remember hers, but my very first 'way back when was actually one of Loser Lad.

It's a long shot, but might Loser pop in?

Who are you calling a loser?

Where's Cobie at?

Cobie is ordering a Cobb salad at the Copacabana.

Is Peebs popping in?

Not that I've seen.

Rhino?

Nope, maybe he's visiting relatives in Africa.

IB?

nope!

cleome?

Absent...

Fanfie?

That's me!

Exnihil?

not my amigo from the old neighborhood, no.

Rocky?

He's out buying a new, summer-length pirate shirt.

Lard Lad?

No, he's having nachos with olives and beer in a bucket.

Reboot?

He's busy tinkering with his new laptop which is actually called the "new Laptop."

Shiny?

nope. where's he been lately?

Emily?

No, but she was looking for you.

Has Cleome recovered from birthday festivities?

It takes old people longer to recover.

Is Quis questing about?

probably.

Dev?

Nope...

Lardy?

I think he's over on Bits.

Will Fat Cramer post again?

If not now, then later.

Blaze?

Nyet.

Lance?

Nope,
Abin?

All these days, and you never guessed me!

iB?

nope.

EDE?

'Tis not, sirrah!

Ex?

Nope, maybe he's enjoying his birthday.

Will Healex make a surprise appearance?

That could have happened.

It didn't, but it could have.

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Shining Son is...the sun!

No, it's me. I'm back

Shall Kent return?

Eventually, but not now.

I'd love to see Fat Cramer.

Shall I go fetch her?

And maybe Dev-em too?

Peebs! or Peebz.

Viridis?

Hanging out in the graveyard...

Anyone seen Jerry?

Nope.

Will Blaze be back?

He's taking a break.

Is Sharky around?

Why yes, yes I am...

Any chance cleome will stop by?

Maybe later.

Blaze, you there?

He may be there, but I'm here

PB?

Rockhopper ?

Nope,

Cle?

Nope,

Nighty?

No, a cat t-shirt (pink) and a pair of old baseball shorts (blue). I don't go in for that there fancy sleepwear since my swinging bachelor days ended.

Power Boy?

Nah.

Quis?

Thou art incorrect.

Be it possible that Abin shalt return?

Nope.

Sharky?

Nope.

Dev-Em?

Nah.

Shiny?

No, Rocky.

It would be really cool if Lad Boy showed up next.

Well, he's had enough time to!

IB?

Ding! You win a prize!

Wonder if we'll see Xben in here?

No prize for you. And no no-prize either

Blaze?

He's all tied up.

Pov?

Na-ah.

Reboot?

You may be right

R-Lad?

Not unless I change my name.

Cobalt Kid?

When did he last post in the Guess Who threads?

Blaze?

You win 1 free meal of your choice in our resto.

PB?

Off writing the next chapter of the Dark Oval novella.

Arachne?

Nope. I wish she'd check in, though.

Kent?

Off studying, it seems.

Will Caliente come on back?

She hasn't been in the pool...

Cramer?

Nope. Nor Goodwin or Wolfe!

IB?

Correctamundo! You win... something invisible.

Nightcrawler?

Still not, alas.

Leap Year Lord?

Not either.

Power Boy?

RAWRRRRRRRR!!!! BONZAI!

*ahem*

Fat Cramer ??? ChlorophyllKid

*does a little victory dance*

Well, I used to be fat, but I'm not nearly furry enough.

Will He Who Wanders wander in here?

Tis I!

Shalt thou return?

You're He Who Wanders know? I knew it!

I am back!

Will Reboot be back?

To me.

To you?

To me

To you again?

"Again"? Clearly, you were deprived of the Chuckle Brothers as a child

Let's break it up and suggest Blaze might show next!

Alas, I had to Google that reference

Sleephyhead Blaze isn't around, was too tired (not by me!) to go online these past few days. Tsk!

But maybe Blaze will show up now that I'm demanding his presence?

Probably not. Will I do?

Maybe Kent might drop by.

I sent him out for bagels and the Sunday paper. (And that was my last ten bucks, too. Tsk.)

razsolo, can you spot me an extra ten?

How would I know?!

Will R-Lad be back?

He's too busy being a Lucky Pierre.

Hey Blacula, are you gonna post here this time?

Guess not...

Maybe he will now?

Not yet.

Will we see Lash here?

Naw.

Bevis?

Alas, no.

Beagle Boy?

I have a beagle and I'm a boy, but, no.

It would be awesome if Caliente showed up next.

It would... but I am not holding my breath.

Are you, Virdy?

Virdy who? Blaze here!

Hmmm... Rocky, yoohoo!

Here I am! Did you want a Yoo-Hoo ?

Would you like one, Tracker?

He might but i don't know for sure

perhaps Semi will bring some?

Yoohoo Viridioo! I haven't seen Semi....

But even if we can't see Invisible Brainiac, maybe he'll stop by?

He'd better. I want him to try some of this melon I just fixed.

Hey, Quis, do you like melon?

[ETA- party guests polished all the melon off in an hour on Sunday. So my heartiest /nyahhhh!!!/ to melon-haters the world over!]

I don't know about Quis, but I can't stand melon!

Maybe iB will be over to try your horrid fruit.

I'll step in before melon-lovin' IB pounds you.

Who else is a big-fruit lover? Rocky?

Rocky fruits? No thanks.

Maybe cleome is next.

No, but I brought some lovely pineapple!

Want some, Ex?

I dunno about Ex, but I'll pass...not a pineapple fan

Speaking of fans, is Fanfie around?

I saw her down at the thrift shop, trying on poet's shirts and metallic belts.

Speaking of which, where's Teeds?

And I'm supposed to know, why?

Has iB been around?

Who know? He's invisible...

I can see HWW clearly though...

You mean way over yonder?

Will I see Blaze sunning himself at that clothing-optional resort we've been wanting to go to?

Get a room already

Cobaltus! Where art thou?

We already have one

But we don't need one... a screen of trees will do. Or an empty men's room. Or a deserted parking lot.

Perhaps MLLASH will give us some pointers?

Exactly HOW many threads did you bump?

I expect you to return and answer

He's too busy bumping. [ahem]

Is cleome around?

Done bumping

Blaze says Hi.

Didn't count, but I thought some of ya might want to see the role-playing style threads that LW has to offer!

I think she's making some of her wonderful art again.

Is Dev-Em in today?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Not in the water...

Where's the delightful cleome?

Off being delightful.

Will Jerry check in?

NO HE WON'T! 'TIS ME, the most unexpected next one of all!

Dare I guess that-- EDE himself will post next?!!!???????????????? (??????????)

You dared, but it was wrong!!

And I bet rickshaw will be in here to further his quest to become the next Time Trapper!

Wrong! (And "next"? I'm over 500 posts ahead of him!)

Bet you'll be back.

Correctamundo. And I only meant rickshaw would TRY to overtake you, not that he'd succeed

Are you gonna respond again?

I'm sure he will at some point...

Until then, I present the amazing Fat Cramer!

She asked me to be her understudy...

... along with the lovely Arachne!

I may be lovely, but I'm not Arachne.

also lovely is the divine cleome....

Not lovely or devine...but will I do?

Maybe Invisible Brainiac would be a better choice.

Boy, I sure hope I count as lovely! But I'm hardly divine.

Unlike Mearl Dox, the supreme ruler of the universe.

Nope.

Lash?

Nope.

Huey?

Nope.

Quis?

Nope.

Shiney?

Nope.

HWWey?

You rang?

Is Palardy next?

Peebz.

Come get some Lardy!!!

Nope. Rocky.

Virdie?

Indeed

Cleome?

Nope.

Back to you, Virdie.

Not exactly.

He Who?

He no.

Rocky?

Nope.

Lardy?

Nope.

Virdie?

Still no.

Think Connie might drop by?

Not in time.

Rocks?

Nope, though I am told I have enormous rocks.

Cobie?

Past his bedtime.

Virdie?

Wrong again.

Ibby?

I be not.

Rocks?

Now we're talking!

Pal?

Always!

Virdie?

Still undead.

Rocky?

Nope.

Lash?

Still staring blankly.

HWW?

Nah...

IB?

You got it!

Will you be back, LT?

For sure.

Back to you, IB?

Nope. Back to Rocky.

Now back to Tracker and his Tracker Action?

Hours later...yes!

Is HWW wandering through?

Nope.

FC?

Sorry, nope!

Will Blaze finally post here?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope.

LArdy?

Whay, yes! But why the capital "A"?

Why do you think he did that, Kent?

Trying to analyze me made Kent's brain go *boom*

Will Doctor One show up to help him?

Nope.

Peebz is up next.

I hollered but Peebz didn't answer.

Next...Rocky?

oh oh .. oops ... damn ... super speed and super hearing ... and still i'm late.

Hopefully I am just in time for Paladin.

Ahhhhhhhh....just in time.

next, shall post the suddenly-active today, Cranky McBasstard!

Sadly, it's another cranky dude.

Perhaps cleome will come soothe me next?

No such luck

Quis next?

Nope, must be busy in court.

EDE?

Nope, 'tis I

Lardy?

'Tis!

Edie?

Nope.

Rocky?

Nope, not as "cool" as that.

Shining Son?

Nope

Conjure?

Nope.

Will Blaze finally get his ass in here?

Not yet, I guess.

How about Paladin?

Not yet.

Now?

Yes---NOW!!!

Next:
Huey?

Nope, unless I change my name.

Next: Reboot?

Nope. Still Paladin. For now...

Next:
Edie?

Nope

Quis?

Alas, no.

How 'bout that Rocky feller?

How about me?

Do I see Peebz?

Maybe you saw his picture.

Will Anita Cocktail be drinking on LW again?

Not at the mo'.

Rocks?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope.

Lance?

Nope!

Ex?

I guess I'm someone's ex, but my last real relationship before I started dating The Boyfriend last year was a long time ago.

Tracker?

^ you two are so cute together!

Nope.

Dev-Em?

Ibby should know a thing or three about being part of a cute couple.

Right, Ib?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope.

Shiny?

Originally Posted by Rockhopper Lad

Ibby should know a thing or three about being part of a cute couple.

Right, Ib?

You're so complimentary, Rocky

Nope.

Paladin?

Yeppers!

Rocks?

Nope!

He Who?

Wbo, Me?

Ibby?

Not quite.

Lardy?

BOOOBIES??? WHERE YOU AT???

Dear me! Such poor grammar!

Are you still with us, Peebz?

by with us ... do you mean alive?

just barely ... but I'm still looking for BOOOBIES!!!!

Did someone say

?

Back to Peebz?

What do you think Rocky???

I think I prefer pecs.

Dare I ask what Lardy thinks?

I'll plead the fifth!

What say you, Peebz?

booo!!!!!!

you don't get Lardy just for that.

it is a fine line anyway ... between pecs and saggy boobs!

Looks like EDE is on here!

damn .. too slow but still waiting for EDE!

I saw his name.

EDE now?

Not yet.

POW!er Boy?

how can i refuse ...

right rockster?

I can't refuse you or Tracker. You're both awesome!

Still here, Lardy?

In and out and about!

LT still around?

HIYAH!

I'm still around. for now.

<dude ... someone is doing construction outside ... it is well into the night>

what do you think about that LT?

Maybe Jerry will pop in instead?

Maybe he'll do it later.

Emily Sivana, perhaps?

nyet.

Paladino?

Yep, but no "o", right now.

Ibbins?

YO.

Ibbins?

Can't track him at the moment.

Peebz?

yez!

now IB?

He'll be along shortly, I suspect.

But first---PEEBZ!!!

Nope. Rocky.

Now Peebz?

Not yet.

Cobie checking in on his birthday?

Surprise! It's only me.

Ibby - you back?

Good guess, FC!

Will you start a conversation with me, FC?

I want to talk to FC too!

But she's not back yet

Will FC be back now?

How long should we wait for

FC!!!!

I don't know, but I'm still waiting!

FC, come back please!

Dontcha know, it's too early for Cramey?

Howzabout, Peebz?

I beat him to it

Maybe Dev will pop in?

Nah, he's out Devvin' around.

IB, you back?

Indeed I am!

Shall we start a conversation, LT?

no!

Blocky?

Nupe.

Quis?

Nope!

Spellbinder?

Sorry.

Rockhopper?

Here I are.

He Who?

I am a He, but not He Who.

LT?

How 'bout a former LL instead?

Peebz?

nope.

Rocky?

Nope.

Still around, Kent?

where is Kent?

Dunno.

Ibster?

Nope. Lardster!

Trackster?

Nope.

Rocky Rockster the Rockstar?

Present.

How about the Peebster?

Absent (for now).

How about the (Pa)Lardster?

Werd!

Will the Cramester reply nexter?

Alas no.

Cobester, perhaps?

Nopester!

Peebzter?

Nada.

NightcrawlSter?

Busy teleporting around.

He Who Wanders?

Nope, I guess he's out wandering.

Power Boy?

right on time.

IB?

Not I. Not B either.

Quis?

No thanks, I haven't studied.

IB?

Bingo!

Shall we start a conversation, LT?

It is just me.

LT?

Nope!

Rocky?

"Yo Adrian!"

That's the best Rocky I got...

Where Peebz at?

I dunno, but he ain't here.

Will you be back, Sharky?

I jumped the Shark.

Will someone Hop the Rock?

If he invites me to, I will.

Will someone seize the Power (Boy)?

Well .. here I am.

I wonder if He Who Wanders is done wandering?

Nope, stil wandering.

Will lancesrealm pop in to say Hi?

"POP, POP!" -- Magnitude...

Hailing Paladin!

He didn't get the message.

Will Sharky be back?

Who doesn't love a good shark sequel...

Rocky!

Nope, I'm very smooth.

Rocky again?

He's out Voldemorting around.

PB? (not peanut butter)

He's out with a jar of peanut butter.

HWW?

Yep, but I didn't bring any jelly.

Kent, can you run out and get some?

He did, and boy is he taking a while!

Maybe Nightcrawler can pop in and bring some?

BAMF!

False alarm...

I need a lawyer... where Quislet at?

Don't know.

But Nightcrawler is around here....

BAMF!

Did I fool you LT?

No, you fooled me instead.

Where is Quislet Esq.?

I don't know.

I think Paladin will be easier to find.

Nope. Just looked for him in the larder.

Is Rocky out of the loft yet?

I think he's still combing his feathers.

Has anyone seen Fat Cramer? It IS her special day today!

Cats are known to keep their own council.

Birds on the other hand... like our next poster, Rocky...

I guess Rocky is being a quiet bird as well.

Will our recently-returned Fanfic Lady pop in?

Hell Yeah.

Sorry to disappoint.

Fanfic Lady .... COME ON DOOOOWWWWNNNN!!!!!!

Still not here! Maybe cleome can invite her in?

I'm sure she will.

Blockade Boy?

Perhaps later!

Blaze, get yo butt in here!

wrong butt.

Rockhopper Lad?

ah well, Blaze won't mind if I go around looking at other people's butts. As long as I don't touch.

So Rocky, get YOUR butt in here!

Sorry to butt in...

Is Ibby done with butt patrol yet?

Nah, still looking.

Maybe Paladin will come in and help me patrol?

He's probably still cleaning up from the Big Storewide Labor Day Retcon.

Have you asked Cobie?

Can't seem to find him. I think he's enjoying himself in Castiglione too much.

Maybe we should ask He Who Wanders?

Ask me what?

What did I miss, LT?

Beats me, HHW.

Maybe PB knows?

Who's HHW?

Maybe Cobie knows?

Let's find him and ask.

Hey Blaze, go find Cobie will ya.

Bah! Blaze isn't playing the role of subservient boyfriend.

Will Lash's recent return mean that he will post here?

Unfortunately, no.

You might be back, though...

Yes, he will soon, but not now.

Where's that Dave guy, eh? Someone gave me this huge dish of poutine and I'll never get through it alone!

I don't want any poutine.

Maybe Reboot will.

He has been active recently. Maybe he will come in and say hi in this revived thread?

Not even four years later?

Is the lovely and talented Ann Hebistand in the house?

She is, I've seen her in Kill This Thread

Maybe Ann Hebistand will post here next?

Nope. Rocky again!

Might the lovely Ms. H be about now?