Guess Who? V. 4 - Legion World

As I was saying:

When I'm around, everyone's chillin'?

Isn't that right, CJ?

CJ's not around, but you should lock the previous thread.

Don't you agree, Pov?

I put in a request for a mod to lock it, HWW.

You gonna help us break in this new thread, Lardy?

Oops! I thought you were a mod. Sorry.

Maybe Cobie will drop by to lock it.

Well, I have broken in a few things in my time, so...yeah!

Perhaps Pov will stop by to just plain break it?

If Loser Lad posts next, I automatically win a billion dollars.

Will he?

Sorry. Thanks for locking the old thread, though.

What say you about this, Lardy?

I've no comment at this time.

Does STU?

I'm never without comment!

How 'bout He Who Wanders? Have you seen your alternate board counterpart, He Who Wonders?

I've done very little wandering or wondering of late.

Perhaps Tamper will appear next?

Didn't think of me?

Rockhopper?

That's the wrongest guess since Wrong came to Wrongtown.

Lardy?

No, I'm just big boned.

Lard Lad, you can come out from hiding from Outdoor Miner

Only if I can go and hide from Miner next, its ages since I played hide and seek.

Are you going to count to 100 Miner?

Hmmm.. how could we do an internet hide-and-seek game?

Any ideas Rockhopper Lad?

I think Rocky's hiding. So Quis Shall we start looking

Indeed.

Did you bring the flashlights (aka torches) Faraway Lad?

Are you an outcast, Rocky?

Actually I didn't post because I was busy at work today.

Is Exnihil hereabouts?

I don't care who posts next, as long as it's not a man.

Nope,

Lash?

Yup! I mean, er, nope!

Up next: Kid Blackout?

Who's that?

Do you know Rockhopper Lad?

Know him? Yes. Am him? Sorry.

How 'bout you, Lard Lad?

Bah. Lard died years ago and this is some imposter.

Isn't that right, Midnight Son?

Actually, it's just 10:30 here.

Is that Lard Lad?

No, I wish I were that handsome. Could it be Semi Transparent Fellow next?

Why yes it is. I think this just might be the return of Semi Transparent Fellow.

How clever you are. I guess the next poster won't be so Transparent.

Why I'm just winning at this, am I not? Sorry for cheating. Here comes Iron Rat to chastise me.

Not quite, but I'm always glad to see you, Semi, so I see no need to chastise anyone,

Is that Lardy now?

No,'tis I!

Quote

Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
No, I wish I were that handsome.

Aren't you? (In the '70s,I think you looked like a younger version of Grant Show from Swingtown.

)

Now will you be back next?

I'm swingin' back in and thinking the Rat will be back at me.

Wow, you win!

Now I guess you again!

Damn you, Rat! I see Groundhog Day in my future, unless Rocky Hoppity Lad comes to my rescue.

Here I come to save the day...

Semi, are you still here?

Damn it, I am! I think the Ferrous Rodent will return, but I shan't be here.

You are correct! And good luck this weekend!

Will Hoppy come back?

Call me Rocky. Call me Hoppy. Just don't call me Eunice. I hate that.

Who hasn't been here in a while? Anyone think WalksWithCrowds might pop in for a much-delayed visit?

Nope,

Lash?

Incorrect!

Vee next?

With Semi posting here it was a possibility, but alas not so.

Maybe Semi will show up again.

Not yet, but perhaps Nighty?

He's lurking but not posting!

Director Lad, come on down!

Not yet, as I try to get 100 posts in one day, but perhaps Director Lad will come now?

Nope.

How 'bout now?

You channeled Director Lad, but you got me instead.

How do you like them apples, Cobie?

Love 'em!

Right back at you, HWW!

Looks like them apples is rotten!

Speakin' of rotten...Rocky?

Who's callin' my apples rotten?!

You gonna take that, Rocky?

No. I have special plans for Lardy.

Interested in what that might be, Lardster?

I have my suspicions...

Alright, time to confirm or debunk them, Rocky!

You'll find out--eventually.

What does STU (Iron Rat) have to say?

Nothing. I--I'm speechless.

Does that surprise you, Lard Lord?

A month or so ago?

Does my being surprised surprise you, STU?

Stu can't answer that right now, but jillikers, one more surprise return could really set this board aflame!

Isn't that right, Seahorse?

<crosses fingers>

...er, no.

Loser?

I wish! We haven't seen Loser for ages.

Quislet?

Correct.

Isn't this the first time Fat Cramer posted to a guess who thread? I think she'll be back to gloat about guessing correctly.

Nope,

JO?

NOPE!

Shady?

Well I am a lawyer after all.

Right Lard Lad?

Hm, I don't think he's here, know what I mean Quis?

Fail!

Pass to Rocky?

I never failed anything!

How was your GPA, Cobie?

I think he got distracted by a mirror again (probably happened in college, too).

"Mirror, mirror on the wall. Will Rocky be the next to call?"

The mirror cannot lie:
HWW is along for the ride.

And who could be next, me hearty?
Why, none other than . . . Lardy.

Alas, you are correct!
Will He Who Wanders post next?

Nope,

Lash?

Forty Lashes with a wet noodle
. . . alas, none are posting next.

Perhaps Lardy will post some more
If someone mentions "sex."

Sex?

Nope!

Lash?

Forsooth, someone chanted the magic word,
the one that makes me innards screwy!

Perhaps, if I say "umbrella",
I may, in turn, summon Huey?

Umbrella?

Nope!

Lash?

No Lash.

No umbrella.

Just little ol' me.

Abin?

Yep!

HWW?

"You and me against the world.
Sometimes I feel it's just
You and me against the world."

Backatcha, Abin.

Ya, Okay

HWW

Has Wide Wang? Present!

Rocky?

Nope.

Is l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN there?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope.

ActorLad?

Nope,

Loser Lad?

Nope.

Rtvu2?

Wrong.

Seymour?

Nope,

Princess Crujectra?

I only wish I had gams like that.

Pov?

Nope.

Jerry?

Wrongo!

Perverty Lad?

Nope,

Raging Bull?

Nope,

Terence?

Who? Nobody here but us chickens.

Kiwi Kid? (who just happens to be Member of the Moment)

Nope,

kalel007au? (Same idea, different moment.)

Like that will happen.

But maybe mechana will pop in here. Seeing as her tat buddy is here.

Not yet.

Titan Lad?

Only in cetain departments so to speak.

So Cobalt Kid, Hangover gone away Yet?

Nah!

How 'bout Arm Fall Off Boy?

His arm fell off so he can't type a reply.

Cobalt you here yet?

Here now!

How's things Far?

Yeah, how's it going?

And is Hrun the Barbarian around?

Massive Axe is thrown at Cobalts head

"Tis I young Lord"

"are you ready"

I don't think I'll ever be ready for giant axes being aimed at my head!

Will Cobalt Kid come to save me?

Pulls Hrun's axe from wall...

Back at you, Hrun!

Nope.

Lash?

Nada.

Cramer?

Not yet, is Hrun still around causing trouble?

Nope!

How 'bout He Who Wanders?

He may be, but I'm betting Iron Rat will stop him.

Nope! But maybe now?

Wow. We both win!

What 'bout the Cobester?

Sure thing!

Right HHW?

I'm thinking of changing my name to "He Hoo Wanders."

Sigh.

What do you think, Stu?

No, but haha, I probably did that after seeing someone else do it!

Know what I mean StuRat?

He probably does, but I definitely do.

How about you, HWW?

There are perils in following what others do.

Right, Cobie?

Indeed!

As Rocky will agree (shortly)

Right after l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN!

Wrong John.

STU?

Wrong three letters.

Cobie?

Right after Hoppy!

As long as you're hoppy, eh Pov?

Wrong Perv guessed!

Right, Rocky-the-anti-perv?

Not quite sir!

Perhaps FC should weigh in?

Hmmm... perhaps she should, at that.

Thoughts, Quislet?

Hm, well Quis, we're waiting...

Wait no longer.

Now let's get Lard Lad in here.

Hm, well Lardy, we're waiting?

I'm HERE already!

Cali, why are they bugging me?!?!

Because you look so cute all bothered.

Come on and give me a smile Lard Lad

Will I do?

Cobie may stop by before lunch.

Indeed!

But will FC be back before dinner?

Oh, who can wait that long?

Certainly not you, Rockhopper

Oh, I'm very patient.

Will He Who Wanders wander by?

Not before I do.

Will Exnihil come back before anyone else?

Ex is not next.

Perhaps Rocky will talky.

He shall talk right after Suddenly Seymour speaks.

Seymour is not sudden enough.

Perhaps Quis will be quick.

Quite possibly, but yonder comes Yellow Kid!

Not yet, but perhaps HWW?

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Now that you've won, Cobie, COME ON DOWN!

Is Cobie going down that unusual? :rolleyes:

Rocky was that over the top? (I can never tell!

)

If you said it, Lardy, assume it was over the top!

Wouldn't you agree, HWW?

I would agree, although I'm not HWW; I'm LFR!

Is Picante-- er, Caliente there?

Not yet, but were is that spicy senorita?

Do you know, Quis?

Somewhere in California, I think.

Does that answer your question Cobie?

Pretty much, but what what do you think she's doing, Quis?

Working.

What do you think she's doing, Cobie?

Not sure, but I'm sure Perversity, er, Poverty Lad knows, right Pov?

Pov's at the store right now getting a present for...

Shoot! I spoiled the surprise. Anyway, Happy B-day, Semi-Transparent Fellow

People say they can see right through me, but I'm not Semi Transparent.

Maybe Pov will stop by now.

Hm, not yet, but maybe Exnihil will return?

Not yet.

I'm guessing the next person will be a morally corrupt citizen who must be rehabilitated by any means necessary.

Morally corrupt? Moi? Surely, you jest!

Doesn't he jest, Quis?

Sir, I do not jest. Do I look capable of mirth?

And if inciting two men to gaze deeply into one's eyes, thereby casting them deep into the throes of a "mancrush," is not morally corrupt, I don't know what is.

(Will Suddenly Seymour be next?)

Nay, old friend, it is I. Will the perverse one named Pov be next?

There are two Povs???? One perverse and the other the one we know?

I think Rockhopper Lad will stop by next before going to work.

An un-perverse Pov? Why, thats outrageous!

Please explain Quis!

I can't begin to explain Quis.

I'll bet Actor Lad, on the other hand, has a great deal of insight.

Apparently, he's at loss.

Is that our loss, Quis?

Nah, but what do you say Semi?

Perhaps he's semi-retired.

Quis popping back in for inspiration?

Not yet.

Director Lad?

Maybe , not, but I've been called "Erect Lad".

That count, Quis?

Not quite, but how about you again Erect Lad, er, Lardy?

Present! <schwing!>

Back to Flaccid Lad (a.k.a. "Reading-on-his Honeymoon Kid")

Bah! Nothing flaccid about it, as you well know!

Now has your amnesia worn off yet, or are we still enemies, Lardy?

As I well know?

As you well know, one doesn't easily forgive one's being murdered by one's ex-best friend.

So, yes, we are enemies! Are you prepared to acknowledge your guilt, now, Cobalt?

Bah! I'm innocent and you know it in your heart! I've let this charade go on long enough so you wouldn't have to acknowledge the truth about your past life, Lardy!

What trutch is that, "friend"?

Very well, I'll tell you! You're life if one of tragedy and sadness these last two years, and---no, no...(what are you doing, you jerk? Look at him, he's at peace with himself finally...)

Hmph. Would that you could only trust me again, Lardy...

(but I can't remind me of what you did, and I can't remind you of the heartbreak you lost, no matter what it means for our friendship...not when you've come this far...)

But if you say we are enemies, then perhaps we are...LardLad

Listen well. I have amnesia about the past two years or so, but I'm fully aware of all that happened via news archives and such. Yes, I have no emotional connection to them, but I'm aware.

Pity. I apparently stood up for you when you murdered a sovereign power in the Dark Oval, causing an interstellar incident and war. You also murdered his wife Mordra. I've...fantasized about that, but I know in my heart that I couldn't do it when it came down to that. I'm sure I disapproved.

And I saved your miserable life from Mordru's wrath, too.

Is that how you repay our friendship, Cobalt?

Oh, Lardy...only now do I see how badly blinded you are by all of this. Whatever has affected your mind blurs you to put all of your guilt into hate towards me.

And I will take it, as a tribute to the friendship we once had.

...

Very well, time to get back to this charade and go forth towards Legion World once more.

Goodbye, LardLad.

Know this...whatever else you claim, Cobalt, my memory of my death is clear.

Jillikers! Right again hours later!

Surprised FC?

I dunno.

However, I sense the Lard Force at work nearby! Yes?

Indeed.

Is that the Quis Force I sense?

Yes, but right after me!

Not quite yet, but now?

Is Quis boycotting this thread?

Well, are ya, Quis?

Maybe he's waiting for the above Shakespearean drama to end.

Or maybe it's Cobie's turn to wax eloquently again.

Cobie will be by soon ...

... to help birthday boy Hoppy wax eloquently!

Not if I post first to apply the wax to my mancrush!

Ready, Rocky?

As long as Cobie doesn't wax, rinse, repeat.

He's a repeat offender!

Isn't he, STU?

I'm not STU.

Lardy?

Nay and I deny those allegations. Please speak to my lawyer: Quis?

"I'm not Lardy. I'm a human being!"

Perhaps Stu can vouch for me.

I can!

Isn't that right, Lardacious one?

Well Lardy, what do you say?

I say thee...lay!

What say thee, oh Ferrous one?

*ahem*, Stu, we're waiting...

...impatiently, now, STU!

STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEY!

Sheesh! So impatient!

Will Exnihil waddle on by?

Not yet, but perhaps, just perhaps, Yellow Kid will pop in?

Not at the moment!

ActorLad?

Only if I play the role.

Here comes Pov!

Right after a surprise appearance by...

...superboymddjr!

**Meow**

I smell a rat!

Hey Rocky, d'you smell a rat?

**Meow**

Rocky's sense of smell is not that accute.

Maybe the cute Everyday Girl will show up with guns ablazin'!

I'm not Everyday Girl, but am I cute?

Hey, Yellow Kid, don't be shy -- post!

I'm not known for being shy ...

How 'bout you, Cali?

I'm not Cali, but I actually am rather shy. People don't always realize that, though.

Did you know that, Quis?

Ya know... I did know that Quis... nice fellow.

...not as nice as l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN, mind you...

Yeah, where is l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN?

not in the pool ...

but i think Lard is coming over for a swim ...

Yes, I'm certain Lardy will show up soon and confirm that those orange things were Cheez-Its!

Actually, they were Cheese Nips!

Speaking of nips, perhaps Pov will drop by?

He may drop his pants, but I got here first.

Where's Rocky?

Here I are!

Is that Lard Lad fellow nearby?

Not he, but another perv: Pov!

Right you are!

Sharky?

Right after me!

<splash>

Sharks eat rats?

How 'bout penguins?

...or microscopic energy beings from the dimension of Teall?

At least Daxamites are invulnerable to shark bite.

But is Pov?

Well, his bottom is always temptingly exposed for them!

Is yours, Huey?

My bottom is not Huey.

Will CJ Taylor make an appearance here?

Apparently not.

But maybe after Quis.

Or... maybe after Lardimus Prime!

Who's that, STUagra?

He goes by Quislet-esque, sometimes!

Why, oh why, won't you post, Quis?

He's backing a brown motorhome or something like that...

...but Exnihil is going to post, isn't he?

I'm sure he will, but not just yet.

Perhaps Ram Boy will be next.

Nope.

How about birthday boy Tamper Lad?

He's been arrested for tampering.

Quis, don't make me have you arrested on some trumped-up charges--post now!

Quis is evading your trumped-up charges!

Will Semi post next?

Apparently he's not even half-interested!

Are you, now, Quis?

Half interested? Possibly.

What does STU (aka Legatus Ferrous Rodentus) think?

STU (a.k.a. LFR) thinks Hoppy might post next!

Does you prefer 'Rocky' or 'Hoppy' as a nickname, Dewey?

With so many names, maybe he doesn't know who you're talking to.

Why, you could even be referring to Stu?

He could be!

I'm going to guess Beyonder-Prime, Champion of Life!

Apparently, not "Champion of the MMB"!

Who would that be Huey?

My guess would be Cobie.

WRONG!

You're up, STU!

Stuey, or Dewey?

Will Huey or Louie post next?

Are we allowed to guess two?

Stuey? Huey?

No, but I use Dewey Decimal Classification at work.

Lardy?

Hardly.

Will there be a Quis?

He's gone to bed.

Has STU?

Not yet.

Has Hoppy?

Perhaps so.

Has STUey?

Maybe so!

How about kidflash2fan?

Guess he didn't bite!

Do you bite, Semi?

Arf!

Yeah, do you bite, Semi?

Guessing Semi doesn't check this thread.

Well, do you bite, Rocky/Hoppy/Dewey?

I have never bitten Rocky in my life.

Stop spreading those vicious rumors, Quis!

Yeah, Quis--you vicious rumor spreaderer!

Well! I never... well maybe once or twice.

Will STU make an appearance tonight?

maybe later ...

but after He Who Wanders ...

He Who Moseys must be busy moseying about.

Will Cobaltus stop by?

Maybe to make Double TIme Trapper, but not right now.

Will Shark Lad swim pass again?

Guess he's currently swimming in deeper waters.

Shirley will post next! (and yes, Quis, I'm callin' YOU Shirley!

)

Yes! It's me, Sha ... oh, you said Shirley ...

Isn't that a bummer, Quis?

Yeah, isn't it, Quis?

Not quite Lardster, but perhaps Stu can shed some light on the situtation?

I think he's preoccupied with some smoldering rubble at the moment...

Speaking of smoldering...your go, Quis!

Quiz must be taking a quiz ...

Hey Lance's realm! Quit lurking and post ...

Has Quis finished his quiz yet?

He's working on extra credit.

Do you think he'll pass, Rodentus?

I think so... don't you, HeWhoWa?

I guess that would be my Native American name.

What would Quis's be?

I dunno. Can we ask Quis himself?

We probably could, but what do you think masked one?

I-- I can't even think straight since I was horribly disfigured in the explosion at the Mansion.

What do you suggest I do, Cobie?

I suggest I take some time to reread all the threads and catch up on LW happenings but I don't have the time today...(damn wedding!)...I wish I could help...Masked Stu...

M.S. must be busy ...

Maybe Lash can help out ...

Or maybe THE LABRADORIAN will lend a paw, er, hand?

Not likely.

Will, Fat Cramer lend a paw instead?

Nope!

How's about DrakeB3004?

Yeah how about it, DrakeB3004?

Do you think Drake's not around any more, Lardy?

Yeah, I think he's gone back to the Drake Cave, STU.

But have you come back out of the Lard Cave yet?

Guess NOT...

CJ?

Nope, but where is CJ? Perhaps next?

He's getting a perm, I'd wager.

Have you ever had a perm, Pov?

No... I once had a temp Pov, though. Sent him right back to the agency when I caught him pilfering pencils.

Now, I know that you, lil'rhino, never stole from work... right?

I'm sure he hasn't. He's an honest rhino.

Isn't he, Lardy?

Is he honest, Quis?

Can't speak for the super-lawyer of space, but I'd say so!

Perhaps he'd like to comment himself, eh, Rhino?

Can another "horny" guy post in his stead?

Like you, Cobalt?

Sure can!

Now what about Quis?

Indeed. What about Quis? Frankly, I haven't the foggiest.

Any ideas, Rocky?

Rocky hasn't the foggiest, either.

Does

X 2?

I dunno.

What about SharkLad?

Just lil' ol' Lard Lass, cutie!

Where's GRL to get some HLA goin'?

... uh... hmm... I, uh... what now?

Say, Cobie, can you make heads or tails of that?

I'll ask him when I see him ...

Maybe Quis knows ...

I think Quis will be by right after the Hopster!

Just one luscious lesbian!

Gonna keep a girl waitin', Rocky?

If a girl's waitin' for me, she's got a long wait!

Now, where's that Hot STU?

Never seen 'im, so don't know if he's hot! (but I'm a lesbian, anyway *tee-hee*)

Speaking of lesbians, is GRL around?

Isn't GRL everywhere?

And just why are you looking for GRL Lard Lad or Lard Lass, who ever you are.

I'm not Lard anything!

Will Hoppy rock on over?

Here I am, STU, and, might I say, you are looking quite handsome today.

Doesn't he look good, Quis?

Yeah, don't I? (Thanks, GRL!)

Maybe we can get superboymddjr's opinion too?

Who's that?!?!

BTW...hey, STU!

<flashes boobs>

Hmm, er, what?

Who?

Will there be another hot lesbian up next?

Not a lesbian, but I have been told I'm kinda hot.

Quis, are you around?

You are hot, Hoppy!

Now that I'm a hot lesbian, I find I have a lesbian malecrush on you!

Hopeless, huh?

What do you think, Quis?

I think that if you are hot, you should turn up the air conditioning.

Same thing for you STU

I am not STU, STU does not exist

Do you believe in STU Lardy?

Is STULardy as hybrid?

I think Rockhopper Lad will show up next.

Not quite, but I bet Deddy is next

And you lose that bet.

Will Lard Lad pop in here next?

*POP!*

Sorry, it's me!

Next: He Who Wanders?

*POP!*

You got me!

Will Stealth be next?

Maybe if I'm reeeeally lucky...

(eerrr... did I post that "out loud"?

)

(must distract them all... )

HEEEEY, CEEEJAAAY!

He's ignoring you Pov.

But I think you'll come back here anyhow

I'm sure you are right Quis...

Pov will pop in real soon

Pop in what?

A movie?

A DVD?

Space, like a certain bug?

Maybe Faraway can help me figure it all out?

Or perhaps the King of PLORP instead?

Whoever that is, I know it's not me.

Maybe CJ can tell me who it is.

You're asking the wrong guy Quis; I'm lucky if I know who I am these days.

I'm betting Abin can shed some light on the subject.

Well we gave Abin plenty of time.

Didn't we, Rockhopper Lad?

How should I know? I'm not him.

Is that you, Lardy?

No, it's not.

However, I think this might be!

Let's check...

[Linked Image]

Yep, that's me!

Now...avast! Be that Rockhopper Pirate postin' next?

Arrgh!

Be that Lardy hereabouts?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[QB] Whoever that is, I know it's not me.

No respect, No respect! [Linked Image]

Right. I'm not you.

Do I have to post my pirate pic again to get Lardy's attention?

Do you want my attention, Rocky?

Don't we all want attention, Lardy?

Well you'll have to settle for me.

I'm hoping Shark Lad surfaces next.

Apparently he's in a feeding frenzy right now.

Wanna swim with sharks, Deddy?

Maybe he is off with SHark Lad seeing how neither are here.

Want to stand in line with me again CJ?

I'll wait with ya Quis, for their rambunctious return.

Will Exnihil wait with us?

Maybe

Hope bout Candle?

Don't have the Candle, but I gots the Wind!

Got a match, Rocky?

No, but I can freeze things.

Quister, can you help Lardy out?

Too much lard and it helps itself out!

Is there a Kent in the house?

No, but there's a house in Kent (England, that is).

I wonder if Faraway Lad has been there.

Darden gets arooooouuuund
(it's his kinda tooowwwwwnnn!)

Is EDE around?
(he's a real cool kiiiiiiid!)

Nope,

Lash?

Nope.

La... er Rockhopper Lad

nope.

EDE?

Nope,

Lash?

nope.

Afob?

Aww, you got me!

He Who Wanders?

Nope, ya got "He Who is Flatulent" instead!

Speaking of flatulence, will Flatulence Lad make a surprise appearance here?

If he is, head for the door!

Will Rocky be next?

Yes, I will.

Will Arm Fall Off Boy drop any limbs here next?

Caught again!

Actor Lad, is that you?

No, it's not.

Lardy, can you come out to play?

Yep!

I assume it's "fowl" play, Rocky?

Neither fish nor fowl.

Rocky?

Here I are.

AFOB?

I've been called a Fop, but I've never been called a Fob before.

EDE?

Nope,

Lash?

Not this time!

Lardy?

Yup!

Rocky?

C'est moi!

Ceej?

Is that me? I can never tell...

Tell me, EDE.

Jeepers! I pretty much never post in this thread!

Isn't that right, Rocky?

You do need to drop by more often, Mr E.

Doesn't he, Lardy?

Rocky needs to stop being so pushy with poor, shy Eryk!

Agree, AFOB?

Dunno ...

What say, Cobie?

M'Lord Cobalt shall say and I shall obay.

What is thy comand noble lord

Nope, not gonna do it...

Nope, not gonna do it...

Awwww Heckfire...

Nope,

Lash?

nope, just your friendly neighborhood carcharodon carcharias

and how is my lovely lady Crujectra?

You don't suppose Sharky wants to eat the Princess's boobs?!?!?

Well, do ya, Sharky?

How should I know?

Sharky?

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Not

Uh, Lard?

Yo!

Rock?

Nope.

Cleome?

Nope,

Lard?

Yep!

Abin?

Yeah, What?

Lard?

Aw, nothin.

Ab?

I'm still here...

Lardy?

Present and accounted for.

Ab?

Bouncing back and forth to Bits...

Lardy?

Back and forth to Gym'll's mostly.

Abby?

No, Cali. Not Abby. Pfft, who's Abby?

Rocky! Where art thou?

No Rocky...

Cali?

No, AFOB.

Cleome?

Now is the time for me.

AFOB again?

Negatory.

Abby?

me!!!

cali!

Nope,

Cleo?

[starts]

Huh ? Wha-- ?

Sarky ?

What's a Sarky?

Cali?

(Sarky aka Sarcasm Kid)

Quis ?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope,

Abby?

Not Ann Landers, either.

Cleome?

Nope.

Cali?

Nope,

Lardy?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope,

Loser?

Nope.

Semi?

Nope,

Vee?

Nope,

Kippers?

nope.

Abin?

Yep!

(What do I do Now?)

Ummm...

Lash?

Nope,

Rocky?

For you, of course!

Ceej?

Still asleep.

Quis?

Nope,

Rocky again?

Nope.

Kent?

yep!

AFOB?

You rang?

Sir Quislet?

yes.

Willl cleome keep up the string of correct guesses?

Apparently not.

Cleome now?

Cleo-who, now?

Any idea what that Penguin-type is talking about, Lardy?

He speaks of an engaging newer poster who has become quite prolific here in a short time.

Right, Cleo?

Oh, wow. Just for you, Lardy, and the rest, I am totally morphing right now into the entire line-up of The Lascivious Biddies , only even cuter. Then serenading the entire board with a live version of "(I Wanna' Be) Famous."

Psst. Rockhopper, are you there ? It's your turn to bring the paper umbrellas for everyone's drinks.

Nope, it's me. I can see how that music could grow on you.

Now are you there Rocky?

I am sure he is there, but I am here now.

Right Rockhopper Lad?

That Rocky---such a tease!

Right,

Rocky?

Nope.

Rocky?

I'm here and a tease, if you want me to be.

Is that what you want, Lardy?

Er...

B-back to deddy.

Wrong!

Say, is that the lovely and talented Caliente I see?

Probably, but for now you're stuck with me.

I've spent my whole life on the freaking "B" list. Damnit.

Cali ! Hurry. They all look so sad.

Cleome, Cleome, wherefore art thou, cleome?

It looks like she's in the post above you, whereas I am content to post below.

And who's below me? Why, bless my heart, is that He Who Wanders?

Your heart is indeed blessed!

Now, who's next? Could it be Exnihil again?

Nah, not even Nihil.

Is that Cleo behind door number three?

Nope

AFOB?

Negative.

HWW ?

Nope!

FC?

Final Crisis?!? Ohh, Cramer. Nosirree Bob.

Rocky?

You callin' me "Bob", bub?

Well, ARE ya, bub/AFOB?

apparently not.

Senor Rockhopper?

Uh-uh.

Hey, Rockhopper !

Is Rocky here?

Is he, Dedman?

Apparently not. But you did guess right

ummm, did i guess right Quis?

Yes you did.

Will I be corret by naming the member of the moment, Shark Lad?

You named him right, good job Quis!

Is AFB hanging out with us?

We have an Air Force Base among our membership?!?!?

No stranger than Fortress Lad, I suppose.

Right, Reboot?

No, tis I.

HWW?

no, me again.

Everyday Girl?

Nope. But I do know all the lyrics to the Plimsouls' "Everyday Things."

Kent ?

yep!

Quis?

Nope.

Yellow Kid?

Who you callin' yella, Deds?

Certainly not me.

Cleome should pop in here next.

Oh, all right, then.

Does Yellow Kid ever hang around here ?

Not as often as I.

Kent?

tis I!

Cleome again?

Afraid so.

Anyone got two shots of espresso they're not doing anything with right now ?

How 'bout you, Rockhopper ?

Not much of a fan of espresso.

Is CJ doing his barista thing?

Could be why he is not here right now.

I did so well with cleome, I'll guess her again.

Yeah, just back from the closest thing I've got to gainful employment. That wily Quis !

Is CK around ? He can share my discounted spanakopita, if he wants...

Nope, not here.

Cleome again?

No, AFOB.

Lardy?

Nope

dedman?

Not yet... but if I maintain that pack-a-day habit... who knows?

What are your thoughts, Quis?

How can you afford to buy a pack a cigarettes a day?

Exnihil needs to come back and answer that question.

Health insurance companies pay great salaries... budumpbump!

Arm Fall Off Boy, help us stop the inanity!

Did someone say "inanity"?

It's like the magic word that summons me! (or was that "insanity"?

)

What's your magic word, Cleo?

Sorry I'm late. I gotta say, I x-ray too many people with emphysema and it is insanity (Sorry Ex).

Can you take the case against Big Tobacco, Quis?

Weren't they already found guilty?

Time for cleome to pop in here.

[waves at Quis]

The magic word is "coffee," in case you still wanted to know, Lardy.

Who you callin' Lardy?

Is she talking to me Kent?

Nupe.

Coffee?

No, but I'll be making some tea in a bit.

Dost fair Cleome hither come?

Not yet,

But I bet you come back here Rocky.

i'm sure Rocky will stop by soon.

Rocky?

Will Sharky do?

Cleome?

Yo ! [Thick retro-Jersey accent.]

Kent ?

yep!

Cleome again?

Nope!

Coffee?

Nope, and who or what is the Coffee you mentioned?

Do you know, Rocky?

I'm not sure. Some people have special nicknames for others. Stu and Semi call me "Hoppy". Lardy calls HWW "Huey".

HWW, do you mind being called "Huey"?

He absolutely LOVES it. Trust me.

And Cleome said earlier in this thread that "Coffee" was the magic word that makes her appear. So far, not so magic, eh?

One more time?

Coffee!

I can't believe Lardlad STILL hasn't hit 10,000 posts yet. Why can't he get his lardy ass in gear?

I;'m thinking its because he's too busy saving the universe from the confines of the Hootchie Hut

Am I close Lardy?

*hic* Huh?

Coffee!!!

Dude ! Does this mean you're all better now ?

Chicken soup-- er, I mean:

KENT !!

you bellowed?

AFOB?

Nope, but if you say Diet Mtn. Dew I might show up-later-gotta go to work now.

Kent?

Nope.

Coffee?

Yep. Just no jokes about touching my sweet rolls. [cough] Unless you're...

Lardy ?

The sweet rolls are lardy? Have you tried canola oil?

Ohhhh...

Dedman?

Yippers.

Rocky?

Wassup?

Lardster?

not yet.

And not before cleome shows up.

Nah, next post.

Coffee?

Dude. It's only supermarket coffee. Bleah.

Did I miss Quis ? Dang.

Nope--still me!

Lessee...Diet Mtn. Dew?

...TO THE EXTREME!!!

Sorry, Mt. Dew makes me jumpy!

Do you have that problem, Rocky?

I don't know about Rocky, but I haven't had Mt. Dew in decades (though my nephew loves is)

cleome, tell me what you think.

Mountain Dew fuels one of my favorite people in all of California. The rest is classified.

Pov ? (Does Mountain Dew even have bubbles ?)

no (and I think so)

Rocky?

Nope.

CJ?

I have no idea if CJ has bubbles.

By the way, Diet Mtn Dew has lloottss oofff cccaaafffeeeiiinneee!

:bouncingboy:Larddddyyyyyyy????????

(Kicks the BB/AFOB into a net)

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!

Do I win, Clee?

Tsk. Horsing around is funny until somebody gets hurt, You Guys.

Set ?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Exnihil?

No!

Lard?

Yep!

Quis?

Nope ...

'sup Kent?

Nah. It's a shame, too. Then I'd have my own Con stories instead of having to borrow them from everyone else.

Ram Boy ?

that's something I've never done.

Stealth?

Yes indeed.

I'm wondering if the water's safe.

Sharky?

No. Swim at will. Let it also be known that my I've changed my sub-heading (member status) in Kent's honor.

Whether he likes it or not.

Rocky ?

Nope

Quis?

Oooooh... I hope it's not a pop Quis, I'm horrible at those.

How do you fare, Ram Boy?

dunno ...

How's Cobie?

Does anyone know?

Deds?

Cobie's ded??? I hope not.

I'm looking for Shark Lad.

Why? Wanna go for a swim?

You coming too, Cali?

California is a good place to swim.

Shall we all go on a swim meet, Ex?

I'm in ... as long as you guys don't mind some towel-snapping afterwards ...

You coming, Kent?

Not Kent... but I am down with the pool action.

CANNONBAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Oops, sorry I splashed you, cleome.

You call THAT a splash? Feh!

Rcocky, however, always makes a splash!

Yeah, I do, don't I?

Think Rocket Cat might stop by?

Nope,

Lardy?

No, sorry.

Still with us, Ex ?

I'm your ex?

Speaking of my exes, Nova Girl?

Nope.

She's Next.

Nova?

No estoy Nova.

Quis ?

Not likely,

Frio?

I think she is giving you the cold shoulder.

Time for cleome

No, it's not.

Rocky?

"Adriaaaaaannnnn" ... close enough??

Quis?

STU?

Quis Not

No one calls me semi-incomprehensible to my face.

Gay Green Giant ? I've got Mimosa fixings, if you're interested.

Ohmygod, i like didn't know Mimosa was broken...

Did you Mr Tamper-Puss?

Never been called Tamper-puss before ... chum-puss, yes ...

Cali-puss?

No, sorry.

Rockhopper ?

Yumm. Mimosa sounds delicious.
Do you still have time for a drink, cleome?

I'll ask her.

cleome, do you still have time for a drink?

I'll ask her. Cleome? How about some COFFEE?

It's coming ! It's coming ! Don't rush me !

You want some toast, too, Cobalt Kid ?

Nope,

Lash?

how many, ya kinky thing?

Quislet!

No Quislings here...

Frio?

nyet.

AFOB?

Dah!

LardLad?

He's busy making time paradoxes.

And isn't it time cleome showed back up?

Might be...

But I got here first

Your turn cleome...

she missed her cue.

Deddy?

No, but my daughter calls me Daddy.

Rocky?

Afraid not.

Lardy, can you hear me ?

Yes, my running mate!

Will Cobalt make a rare appearance on this thread?

Nope. No one has for a while.

I suspect cleome will be here next.

good thought... but wrong.

now, cleome?

maybe later ...

what say you, Stealth?

Stealth is silent.

I still say cleome will be here soon.

not yet.

Cramer?

Nope.

But I have got all the coffeemakers going, just in case. Oh, and fresh-baked yuppiemart muffins.

Cramer, your fans are waiting!

Well, they'll have to wait a little longer.

(Stretches, looks around)
Gee I haven't been here in forever...

Come to think of it, neither has...

Rocky?

*squeak*

No!

Is Cobaltus Maximus around? Or is he cracking the whip on the poor LWers toiling in the potato mines?

Nope!

Lash?

Out partying ...

What's up, Kent?

I don't know what's up Kent.

Maybe Lard Lad will stop by.

nope.

Cali, m'dear? Are you near?
(hey! that rhymes!)

Nope,

Loser Lad?

I wish.

It is more likely Lard Lad will show up next

Yeah, where is our fearless leader anyway?

fearlessly avoiding his constituency, no doubt.

cleome?

Indeed.

Now has anyone seen Stealth around?

She's not at the beach ...

Have you seen her, Cobie?

Hmm... I thought I did, but maybe not.

Hey, Rocky. Care for a nice cup of tea?

Rocky might like tea. I'll take a Diet Coke.

What would you like Kent?

I'm not Kent, but I'll take a coffee.

Whatcha, whatcha, whatcha want Ram Boy?

I don't know about Ram Boy, but I'll be glad to take that cup of tea.

Still offering, Cleome?

sure, I'll take cleome.
and a tea.

how about you, Cobie?

Nobody ever guesses the rodent inquisition.

Has that acrophobic janitor found his way back to ground level yet?

Yep, Me and my can of rat poi... errr... Rodent Treats, that's the ticket, Rodent Treats, are right here.

Have a taste, Rody...

Thanks, but I had a late lunch.

Set?

I'll stand but thanks for offering.

Man, I almost never visit this thread. I'm glad to see you guys keep it swept and picked up, not at all like the Security Office.

Right Cobie?

Absolutely Not,

Quank?

You rang?

I keep everything clean and swept up...

Right Cali?

Stop calling me that. (A guy could get a reputation.)

Lardy, Lardy, wherefore art thou, Lardy?

Wherefore anything, AFOB?

Deny thy father and refuse thy name, especially if it's Lard.

Da-dum... Da dum...

SharkLad, are you there?

Yes, but not for long ...

In my place, I offer ... cleome ...

What a pretty flower, but it's not me.

Right Abin?

Saw Abin just half an hour ago. He was wandering down the hall, reading aloud from that Norman Vincent Peale book again. In his Tom Waits voice. It was weird.

Eryk, ya' know what's up with that?

Yeah, what the hell, Eryk?

Talking to yourself again, Lardy?

I may have put on a few pounds, but that's a bit uncalled for.

Tell 'im, Kent.

Sorry, he kent make it.

You still around, Ex?

I hope I'm not your ex.

Hey, maybe Tamper Lad will make one of his all-too-infrequent visits to this thread.

He's not in the pool ...

Just me and Lash ...

30 lashes with a wet noodle! But, no MLLASH.

cleome, coffee........

Coffee?

With F. C.?

Coffee is one've Cleome's nicknames...like "Clee"! (or at least I call her that sometimes...)

Right, Clee?

Sorry. I was off buying more coffee filters.

Quis, what're you shopping for?

I'm not sure, but apparently he's walking to the Mall of America to get it.

Quis, it's been 8 days since you been on this board-you there?

Right here.

Right cleome?

no, she said go left!

jeez, who's driving? Kent?

There is no way I'm driving all the way to Kent!

You want to take over at the next rest stop, Lardy?

"That's no Lardy! That's my wife!"

Can you forgive me for that Lard Lad?

No forgiveness for you!

Can you forgive him on my behalf, Rocky?

Anything for you, Lardy!

Ego te absolvo, Quis.

what you talking bout, rocky?

Do you know, Abin?

I know I don't but it may be "Leggo my Eggo" in latin.

Abin, DO you know?

Abin is busy right now. Is there a message?

Quis, you're often around bright and early. Today?

Maybe tomorrow ...

But until then, it's ... Lash!

I Know this...

Right Lash?

Wrong-o!

Quis?

Nope.

Lardy?

Well, I have packed on a few ...

I call upon the mighty Caliente!

Sadly, I am not the one to ignite the flame in Sharky's heart.

Maybe if I had a better ghost writer for my love sonnets. Say, isn't that Kent over there?

He's not much of a sonnet writer, but he draws "purty pitchers"!

Speakin' of purty, where's Rocky?

Here I am!

Is Kent around?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope,

Stealth?

Right here and craving attention as only an only child can.

Ram Boy, are you here?

I am an Aries-though I don't put stock in astrology; is that the Ram you were referring to?

Ohhhhhhh.

Ram Boy?

Nah, I'm more of a bull. What kinda bull is up for interp.

However, it's NO bull that AFOB shall reply next!

I think he left to get more chips.

Coulda' sworn I saw Caliente by the cooler, though.

No, but people often confuse me with her.

Will He Who Wanders wander in next?

Haven't seen him, but I've been busy manning [sic] the grill.

Hey, Lardy, you having the grilled chicken or a hot dog?

Actually, I just had a grilled chicken wrap from Sonic!

What are you having, Clee?

I'm guessing coffee, but how should I know?

Rocky, you back?

Have I been away?

Is the lovely and talented Cleome hereabouts?

Reckon she's feelin' a might shy tuhday.

That whut you reckon, Huey?

I say I can imagine cleome being anything but shy?

What say you, Quis?

Quis went off to find us more lawyer jokes.

I could still swear that I'm sensing Caliente's out there somewhere...

Your senses betray you!

Magic eightball, however, says Rocky posting next is "very likely".

For you, Lardy, signs always point to "Yes"!

Maybe the lovely and talented Arachne may grace us with her presence.

Or maybe not,

but maybe cleome will...

Cleome will what? Say hi to Huey when he posts next?

You always know when I'm going to post next, don't you, Lardy?

I wonder if Rocky is also precognitive.

I wanted to ask him about that, but he's out. Left some note on the monitor board about some magic show featuring a talking moose.

Arachne, do you think he was just pulling my leg?

An Arachnid was pulling your leg?!?! Just how big was that thing?

Do you believe her story, Lardy?

Nah, it's rubbish ...

I'd much rather hear from Blockade Boy ...

Me? Ive' seen talking mooses but never saw one write.

Doctor One is the smart one, what's he think?

I'm not even smart enough to guess at that...

Right HWW?

You seem pretty smart to me, Abin.

Don't you agree, Lardy?

Lardy is over by that big Round Table...

Right Quis?

Quis must be helping Lardy clean up his mess at the Mission Monitor Board.

Nice of you to leave that post-it, Abin.

D'ya think I should have cleaned up that mess, HWW?

If you had, maybe Lardy would be posting next.

Well, If Leader Lad is absent, maybe that flowery devil of a deputy will answer...

She told me to tell you guys to be respectful of your elected leadership. Didn't you, Clee?

Yeah, That's likely...

Right Arachne?

On LegionWorld? Not going to happen.

Do you agree, Quis?

Well, I sure do,

Right Quis?

I think he's hanging out with...

Hoppy.

Not yet. I'm doing family stuff right now, but we will be getting together soon!

Is my man Lardy hereabouts?

Present and accounted for!

Is our old pal Raging Bull still visiting?

Nope,

Lash?

Not a chance.

Any other Canucks around...FC perchance?

Do Canucks find the term "Canuck" offensive, Deds?

More importantly, do zombies find the term, "Deds" offensive?

Any thoughts on the matter, Kent?

Kent doesn't seem to have an opion on the matter.

Do you Cleome?

Dude, my opinion is that matlock's been away from us too long.

Yo! matlock! Over here, buddy!

Apparently not.

I suppose Zardi will show up here too.

I hope not.

Lardy will save us from that!

I don't believe Lardy is present.

Is there a reason I should shy away from this thread Rockhopper Lad?

Not really.

What do you think, Quis?

I think he's gone to bed, babe.

However, Kent is still awake, I believe.

marginally.

maybe Rocky's more awake than I.

Here I am!

Still here, Lardy?

I am certain he will be along shortly.

Am I correct, LardLad?

Yes, you are correct!

Has Kent retired for the evening, yet?

Nah, He was lurking around that creepy cloud castle...

But maybe he's back

I'm going to bed... I've got an early morning flight.

He's not back, but I am.

Good enough, Rocky?

Rocky is most certainly good enough.

Is Arachne?

Not a spider fan...

Let's try Ms. Telepathic Breasts herself, Hot Chick?

okay, I'll try her.

Hot Chick?

You Called?

Oh you wanted the telepathic bimbo dincha?

Legolas?

C'est moi.

Luna?

Nope!

Maybe Vee is next?

Or maybe not?

Do I see Mystic Luna?

Good vision!!!

Time for a little Ghost Girl, perhaps?

Settle for a big Lard Lad, instead?

Will my man Eudyptes stop by?

That, for those not in the know, would be Prince Eudyptes Chrysochome of the House of Rockhopper--me!

Perhaps Candle will pop in?

**Meow**

Nah, just lil' ol' me...

But maybe she'll show up now

**Meow**

maybe.

But maybe EDE is next.

Or not...

Candle now?

Nope, although we both love Shadow Lass.

Kent?

Can't!

My?

Your what? Oh my!

Stealth, do you know he's talking about.

She may.

So may Stoopid Cat

He's busy trashing a trash can...

Back to Stealth?

Indeed. Sorry I wasn't back sooner, I was checking the Visionaries of Tomorrow archives.

ActorLad?

Nyet.

Lardy?

Hardly...

Rocky?

nope.

EDE?

Ohmygod! Like how about EDG?

Maybe Candle now?

I fear not.

Perhaps Sir Quislet, Esq. will chance by soon.

nope.

Lardy?

Nope,

Arachne?

Nein.

Sharky?

Non,

Kent?

Afraid not,

ded?

nope, not swimming belly-up yet ...

Quis?

But I didn't study...

Kent?

mais oui.

Cobie?

Quis?

On What?

Lard Lad?

What's on me?!?!?

Get it off!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!

Is it off, Kent?

You're off Lardy

Right,

MysticLuna?

The one!!

Actor Lad?

Did I hear my name?

Ram Boy?

No, 'tis I!

Is that Beagz that I see unexpectedly turning up as well?

Nope.

Lash?

Negative.

Everyday Girl?

Ohmygod! Like Present!

Miss cleome?

Yes, I do. Where is she?

Do you know, Quis?

I do know Quis, spent some quality time in SD talking about teleportation of all things.

Didn't we, Quis?

Don't call me Quis.

I'm guessing... Miner?

Nah, I'm legal.

Are you, Lou?

He's not back yet, but his appearance excited me into posting here.

Are you excited too, Eryk?

He's so excited, he forgot to answer, apparently.

Ever do that Cobester?

Not usualy. When I'm excited, I make sure I follow through.

Are you an "all the way 'til climax" guy, Lardi?

I'm here all the way thru this roleplay.

Is that what you meant, Cobaltus?

Eh, he went away to earn a living or something. So exotic.

But Rocky might emerge from the stacks and visit us.

Still no emerging from the stacks, so maybe he has a boy in there with him?

Or is that too scandalous, Cleome?

Did someone say "scandalous"? Oh I guess that was a more appropriate response from Lardy, not Lardi.

Perhaps Mllash has something inappropriate for us?

Undoubtedly... but not on this thread.

Right, Set?

Yep. All set.

Lardy???

Afraid not.

Sharky? You up?

to no good...

care to join me, candle?

Bah...

I've a few words for Candle, also...

like, "light up!!"?

what say you, Lardi?

He ain't talking,

right, cleome?

Swing and a miss.

Luna?

That's me!!!

Lard?

Yo!

Lou?

Hey there.

Pov?

Nope, just us fishes ...

Abin?

Yep!

Quis?

Probably golfing or whatever it is lawyers do.

Kent?

is not here right now.

Will new member, Lethargy Lad show up on this thread?

Not yet, but maybe you'll return first, Quis?

You are right.

Will I be right in saying Abin will be here next?

I don't think so but maybe his grand-daughter, Everyday Girl will show up?

You know I was going to guess you.

Let's see if you come back a third time today.

Ohmygod Mr Quizzy-Poo

I like tripped Mr Cobie so I could get here first [Giggle]

He'll be here in a sec...

Don't look like it.

Maybe your gramps will post next?

Ohmygod! He's like leaving to watch my cousin pitch in his fall baseball championship game.

I was gonna go but baseball is like boring...

Right Mr Quizzy-Poo?

He went to get more beer, I think.

Stealth?

Yes, it is I.

Who could be next? Dev Em?

non, senorita.

Lardi?

NO!

Pov?

Nope.

Stealthie?

I'm usually too loud and obnoxious to be considered stealthy.

Cleome?

Nope.

Lash?

No!

EDE?

NOPE

Ceej?

Nope

CEEJ!!!

Nope.

CEEJ?!?!?

Nope

What the H*&% is a CEEJ?

No idea, really.

Ask Eryk.

No, I will not!!!

...

CEEJ!!!

Nope.

Help us Ceej, you're our only hope!

Quote

Originally posted by cleome:
No idea, really.

Ask Eryk.

You can find the answer here...

Right Ceej?

Maybe we're misspelling his name.

Are we, Siege?

Nope,

We're spellin it rite.

Wright, Ceej?

Is Ceej's last name Wright?

Well, Ceej?

I have no idea what's going on in here.

Do you Kent?

No, but I told you not to call me Kent.

Isn't that annoying Luna?

Who's annoying Luna?

Lou?!?!

Everything annoys me.

Except Cobie. Where'd he go?

Back here to have my night made by that comment!

I think you're pretty swell yourself, cleome!

Awww...

Wonder if Rocky will show up next and favor us with a tune...

Sure, but it's gonna be "Good Night, Sweetheart".

Maybe Loser Lad is still up.

Er yeah. They say after four hours you should consult your doctor, right?

Luna?

Lad, SharkLad

Abin?

What's an Abin?

Loser?

Is Abin a loser? No, he always gets away with thievery.

Know what I mean, Sharky?

I believe he's been hooked up, elsewhere...

Quis?

He's a no-show.

Luna?

no luna

Have you seen Luna, Candle?

I've never seen a Luna Candle, but I have heard the song, "Moon Shadow".

Catchy tune, eh, Rocky?

And if I ever lose my eyes and if my colors all run dry...

Excuse me.

Quis, do you ever burst into song like that?

I think he does, but maybe Lash knows for sure.

He's busy working on his lovely artwork.

Zardikins?

Yes Stelthikins...?

Bah! I feel all sticky...

Why does that happen Cobalt?

Because you're a filthy, disgusting deviant. Oh, you mean in the figurative sense.

Perhaps Rocky can help you?

If anyone can help, it's Rocky.

Ceej!

Come back you cuddly little cutie you...

Get a room.

Cleome next?

She must be locked in her room.

Bevis?

Afraid not. There hasn't been nearly enough Bevis in these parts of late.

Wouldn't you agree, Lou?

I'm sure he would, as do I.

Do you concur, EDE?

Nope,

Lash?

(scratching head) me<------- feeling so stupid on this thread.

Um...was that a guess?!?!

In lieu of a judge, what is your ruling, Quis?

In lieu of a Quis, what say you Shark Lad?

Alas, the pool seems quiet... for now.

Blockade Boy, you out there?

Not yet, but perhaps the Lardster can shed some light on his whereabouts?

"Lardster"? I've put on a couple of pounds but, really!

Would you stand for such name-calling, Abin?

Nope,

Cobie?

No, although neither Cobie nor I make any apologies for loving the bomber-jacket-era Avengers.

Luna?

tic? ... yes, perhaps ...

Wanna get crazy with me, Candle?

Candle's burning at both ends. (Just kidding, Candle.)

Arachne?

Oh, what a tangled web she weaves when first she practices to post before me.

...or was that too pretentious an answer, Lardy?

Bah! I snub my nose at pretentiousness!

Don't I, Rocky?

Rocky told me you don't snub your nose at anything.

Didn't you, Rocky?

I called his place, and a beagle answered the phone. It's too bad I don't speak Beagle.

MLLASH, what can you make of this?

He could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl.

Where's Luna been?

I've been busy!

Um...CJ?

No. Sorry, I didn't get back sooner. Hyvvie took a message, but he misspelled the name.

Sorry about that, Cleome.

[makes a note to send "the messenger" something nice from the canine bakery ]

Is there a good bakery near you that caters to the four-footed crowd, Quis?

Last I heard, Quis was out hunting zombies. Or zambonies. I always get them confused.

A little help here Abin...

I'm helping Abin help you, CJ.

Perhaps cleome can remind me of why you need help.

CJ went Zombie? But... yesterday he looked so healthy!

Set, are you okay?

Set has been mummified for the moment. It's all part of our master plan.

Right, Cleome?

NO!!!

Masters plans always belong to, Lardi, right?

Nah! Master plans are for evil types!

Right, Zardi?

I guess he'd know.

Cramer should be up soon.

No, although I hope to one day be as serene as her.

My Aries brethren, Ram Boy?

That just sounds...dirty.

Or am I the dirty one, Quis?

Why is everyone looking at me? Hippies are supposed to smell like this! It's practically in the Bill of Rights!

Maybe Novelty will stop by while I go scrounge up some soap. You people are sooooo bourgeois, I swear...

I'm here. I guess that's something of a novelty.

I bet Abin is around here somewhere.

I'm sure he is.

Seen him, Cleome?

Yeah Cleome, seen him?

Nah. He hid because he got sick of me hitting him up for loans.

Psst. Abin, you can come out now. It's safe. Nightcrawler and I had... THE TALK.

Do you have any idea what she's talking about, Ex?

We're not officially exes yet are we Rocky?

Rocky?

Huh? Sumpin' goin' on which you twos?

Set the record straight, Quis!

I thought Quis was making a burger run.

Ram Boy, have you seen Quis around?

What's a quisaround? Is that like a henway?

Those old jokes are the best kind. N'est pas, Stealth?

Oui, Ex.

Lardi?

Yep, But I give up:

What's a henway, Ex?

About 2 pounds... bu-dump-bump!

I slay me. You, too, cleome?

Why would I want to slay cleome? I hardly know her.

Dev next!

Not quite.

Still here, Loser Lad?

Yes sir!

Rocky again!

You must be psychic!

Lou?

Lou? Lou who?

Lou Zer?

I sometimes use Lou Serlad as an alias when I register for things online.

What's your alias Abin?

I don't know about Abin, but I've registered for things as Rock Hopper.

And you, Lardi?

I know I've put on a few, but ...

What's your secret, Cobalt?

I didn't have the proper security clearance.

Perhaps Set does...?

Perhaps he does.

Does he, Exnihil?

I don't know if he's got the clearance, Clarence.

But what I'd like to know is, "What's your vector, Actor... Lad?"

And the Golden Globe goes to ...

Cleome

Accepting the award on behalf of Cleome will be Rockhopper Lad.

I'd like to thank everyone on Legion World for this honor, especially...Quis!

Quis is not in the audience apparently.

Would you like to thank Stealth instead?

Just me. And I'd post more if anyone ever guessed me in this thread!

Isn't that right, FC?

FC is busy doing good deeds, while I'm just being my usual antisocial self.

Am I a bad person, Lash?

No, Lash is bad because he never shows up here!

Isn't he, Raging Bull?

Never mind the Raging Bull, here's Stealth the Pistol.

Hasn't punk rock sucked since even before the 70s ended, Cleome?

Did it ever NOT suck?

(j/k)

Speaking of those who suck, where-oh-where's that ol' Raging Bull?

He's busy eating and doing the D-List showbiz circuit.

Is Martin Scorsese overrated, Quis?

I don't know.

What do you think Lardi?

I think I want Raging Bull to be the next to post!

So do I.

Will he?

No, tis I.

Maybe now they'll let out the bull?

I've been told I'm full of bull ... but rarely to my face ...

you wanna say something to me, Lardi?

Perhaps he does, but so do I.

And having said that, I turn the floor back over to Quis.

I speak for Quis when I say that he and I want Raging Bull to post next.

No offense to our brother/sister mammalians/bovines, but I've had enough raging bull today to last me well into my next lifetime.

Maybe Arachne will soothe my savage(d) eyes with some art, though...

She's gonna draw a picture of he who she wants to post next...Raging Bull!

Raging Bull Shark, maybe?

You still around, Exnihil?

Quote

Originally posted by Exnihil:

Guess not.

How about Hoppy?

(And only a dozen posts from me today, after five months of not posting at all, and someone's already had enough of me to last well into her next lifetime? Sheesh!)

How about me?

Maybe Cleome will show her pretty face here again.

You've seen cleome? I never have.

Have you seen her, Raging Bull?

Nope.

How 'bout Mattropolis?

I think I saw a picture of him somewhere. Not a bad-looking chap IIRC.

You still here Ragey?

Ragey? I'll have you know that the anger management sessions are coming along quite nicely.

Tell 'im, He Who Wanders.

I only wander during LW meet-up season, when I may come to a CBS near you.

How about Lardee?

Never heard of 'im.

Who is that, aRBy?

mmmm.... roast beef

Rockhopper Lad, are you here?

I'm sure he's around somewhere.

Haven't seen Kent in awhile...you there Kent?

The party you are trying to reach is not available. Please leave your name and number at the tone, and your message will be forwarded to Lardi.

Beep!

I'll pass on that message.

HEY Lardi!!!!!! You've got a message!

I'm not lardy; I'm just big-boned.

Is Exnihil around?

A round? I heard he's more of a square.

Not at all like that hep-cat Rockhopper Lad.

You rang, Daddy-O?

Is that Ragey?

Too tired for rage.

I wonder what Jerry's up to.

Not yet. But Arby (for Raging Bull's initials "R.B."--a much better nickname than "Ragey", IMO

) will hopefully post after me.

Arby works, but since he calls me "Hoppy", I figure I should have a unique name for him.

Does that work, Ragey?

Well, since I'm "Huey" to some people, I'll go with any "-ey" nickname for others. Right, Louie?

Both "Arby" and "Ragey" work for me (much more so than the other obvious alternative, "Bully"), but Ragey isn't technically unique. When R.B. was posting tons on various LMBP boards way back in 2001-2002, Ragey was the commonly used nickname.

I don't think anyone uses it anymore though, so it's effectively a Hoppy-unique name now!

Since we're talking about the bygone days of the LMBP, I'll guess someone who has zero chance of showing up next -- Therodo, a.k.a. Kid Therod, a.k.a. "Roo." And if he does post next, I'll eat my hat!*

*I'm not wearing a hat.

*sigh* Little chance of Roo posting obviously, but back in the day he was a very creative, fun and prolific poster. I miss Roo to this day.

By the way, I gave Roo his official LMB nickname, though I wouldn't be surprised if he has been called that in 'real' life at some point. I also coined "Lou" as Loser Lad's prominent nickname.

In addition, I gave He Who Wanders the much less verbose "Huey" as a nickname. It hasn't caught fire like "Roo" and "Lou", but a handful of us use it. In return for this Huey named me "Louie" and Rocky took on the secondary nickname "Dewey" for the Dewey Decimal System (appropriate cuz Rocky's a librarian!). So we collectively share as nicknames the names of Donald Duck's nephews!

This is all a lengthy precurser to my guessing Huey will be the next to post! Whew!

I'm not Huey, but I guess I could be a "Buoy" or a "Bowie"...

How about Huey now?

Apparently not.

Here's a shot in the dark: I'll guess the long-absent, probably never-to-return poster STU!

Well I'm not STU, but maybe we can call him out.

STU, you out there?

Still waiting for STU.

In the meantime, is Rockhopper stopping by?

Here I am!

When I first joined LW, I was usually called "RL", "RHL" or "RhL". Eventually, "Rocky" took over and became my primary nickname here. At another site where I have a presence and simply use "Rockhopper", they call me "Rock".

As for "Hoppy", it's not really unique to Ragey either. Semi Transparent Fellow (another person we don't see nearly enough of these days) also calls me that.

The first person to call me "Rocky", though, was Mystic Luna. Perhaps she'll stop by.

Maybe later?

(An anagram for Rockhopper Lad: choral pod perk!)

Where's Actor Lad been?

I think he was an extra in Avatar ...

Where Cobie at?

Cobie be chillin'.

Is Quis illin'?

Like a villain? Dunno.

Does Arby know?

Arby gone to Mickey D's.

Next poster may be Shark E.

Indeed ...

Where's EDE?

Hah! That's what I wanna' know!

EDE, that gig designing new caps for the entire American League is no reason to get all standoffish with your old friends!

[sulk]

EDE refers you to his press secretary, Arby.

How about deddie instead?

I think this thread will rest till morning, at which point we will see Cleome make an appearance

No rest for the wicked ...

Speaking of which, where's wicked awesome Quislet?

He never calls me! He knows how I worry! [snif!]

Maybe deddy will stop by again to console me.

How about me and my French toast hotdogs instead?

Will Arby join us?

Arby sends his regards.

Is darby (dedman) next?

Why yes he is.

Next up...Sharky

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Next stop ... Lard-ville

My transfer expired. I hate that.

I bet Dev Em never has to take the bus.

I bet you're right!

But would they let Pov on the bus?

Depends... what kind of bus?

Where's Arachne been lately?

The X-universe thread talking about Daken!

Now where has Shark Lad been?

Over in Bits looking for more Uncanny Excellents ...

Hopefully, Lash is hard at work on another run, right Lash?

Shark Lad's been paying bills.

Perhaps Eryk is available.

Is he? I've no idea whether or not he's single!

Are ya or aren't ya, Eryk?

Who knows....

maybe Cleome does?

If only... if only... [dreamy sigh]

Maybe Rocky wants to help me drown my sorrows.

Sorry, this body can (sadly) be used as a flotation device!

Need some help, Cramey?

Yeah... do you, Cramey?

If Cramey needed help, she would have responded by now.

Don't you think so, Quis?

Well Quis?

He was well last I heard.

Cramey, however, is worrying me by her silence! Assuage our fears, Cramey!

Indeed. Where do you think she is, He Who Wanders?

He's on walkabout (again).

Where in the world is cleome Sandiego?

Wandering with Huey, maybe?

Maybe Dewey knows where they wandered off to?

If not then at least Louey must know!

Why would I want to ask Dewey if I already know?!?!

Help us, Dewey--you're our only hope!

How about Dedie instead?

Is that good enough Cobie?

How come no one ever guesses me? Are you all speciesists?

I'm going to guess one of Cobie's alt IDs.

I would have guessed you, Rody, but you're not online right now. So, I'll guess Cobie da man himself!

Indeed it is!

But speaking of my many ald ID's, perhaps Shark Lad will be next?

And perhaps not...

Cleome?

deddy! [hic!] Now if could just remember whose alt I am... (shades of the second season of LoSH)

Maybe Candle is hiring?

If she is, she ain't talkin'!

Perhaps Arby knows?

Perhaps. But we'll never know for sure.

Know what I mean, Quis?

Perhaps he does.

HWW is next

...if by next, you mean Huey's right after me, that is.

No Huey ... or Dewey or Louie for that matter ...

So Cobie, are you claiming I'm one of your Alts?

Perhaps he was only joking. Is that what you think, Huey?

Yes it is. Oh crap, did I post this as Huey or Cobie?

Who can keep track anymore, right Deddy?

Nah...Deddy's next.

Who's yer Deddy?

Is it Rocky?

Nosir!

But I have a feeling Quis isn't far behind...

He isn`t...

he`s right behind me

<peeks>

Er...what's he doing back there?

Perhaps deds can enlighten us?

I think the person doing the enlightning should be someone with a sunboy avatar...

like HWW

You want light, you got it.

Maybe Lardi's Captain Marvel can provide us with a flash of lightning.

SHAZAM!

Now, back to Huey!

From sunshine to lightning back to sunshine to . . . volcano, cleome?

Nope,
Lash?

Nope.
Cobie?

Nope.
Lash?

Nope.
Cobie?

Nope.

Ragey?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope.
Cobie?

Nope.
Lash?

Only as foreplay

Nightie?

Nope.
Lash?

Nope.
Cobie?

Nope.
Lash?

Nope.
Cobie?

Nope.
Lash?

Nope.
Cobie?

Nope.
Lash?

Nope.
Cobie?

Nope.
Lash?

Nope.
Cobie?

Nope.
Lash?

Neither.

Is Cleome nearby?

Nope.
Lash?

Nope.
Quis?

Nope.
Lash?

Nope.
Quis?

Nope.
Lash?

Blech.

Cleome?

Not quite.

Might He Who Wanders wander by?

Soon, I'm sure. But meanwhile...

Lardi?

But of course!

And here's another opportunity for Rocky to post-whore....

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Is the lovely and talented Cleome in the house?

Physically, she is. However, her soul has flown and is off binging on Parisian Macaroons before dinner. It's a scandal, I tell you.

And speaking of scandal...

Cobie?

No, merely that quite unscandalous Rockhopper Lad, padding his post count.

Is the lovely and talented Lard Lad hereabouts?

Hereabouts, thereabouts and everywhereabouts!

Be thee anon, good sirrah Rockhopper?

Here I are!

Is Deddy here?

Not at the mo'.

Will Rocky return for another post-whorin' run?

I'm sure he will later.

Cleome?

Dude! [cranks up music]

Now if Jerry stopped by, this'd be a real partyyyy!!

What's a party without Lardy?

As MC, I hereby invite Rocky!

Here I am and only 15 posts to go after this one!

Is Ram Boy coming to the party

He is, and I am.

How about MLLASH?

How about MLLASH?

He's cute.

Still here, Lardster?

Well Lardy, you here or not?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope.
Lash?

That kid's sure elusive!

Quis?

Nope.
Lash?

I used to, during my days as an Opus Dei monk... oh, wait that wasn't me... that was in that horrible Tom Hanks movie.

Did you see that one, Cobie?

There was a monk in "Joe vs. the Volcano?"

Do you remember that, CJ?

Nope.
Lash?

Nope.
MLLASH?

Nope.
Cleome?

Maybe later.

But now Rockhopper Lad

Nope.
Lash Larue?

Nope.
EDE?

Nope.
Super Lash Tot?

I think he's out styling his hair again.

CJ?

Nope.
Cobie?

Nope.
Michael Lash?

Sorry, Lash is busy uploading another pic of him in a towel ...

I call upon Rocky

Nope.
Lashwire?

Nope. Lardlad?

Nope.
HWW?

Yep.
So, what does he win, Quis?

You got me confused with Quis, HWW.

Does that ever happen to you, Loser Lad?

If HWW can't tell Quis from Cobie and Cobie can't tell Rocky from Lou, does a tree make a sound when it falls in the woods?

Does it, Cleome?

Nope. How about Lardi?

How about me?

Lash Lad?

We know Lardy makes a sound in the woods!

Don't you, Lardy?

Nope.
Back to you Rocky.

Nope.
Michael Lash?

Nope.
EDE?

Nope.
Your Anus?

Nope.
Fart Girl?

I wish!

Space Tart?

Nope.
Umber?

How about Crujectra?
(or at least her boobs!

)

If only.

Wild guess...Lou?

No Lou for you!

CJ?

Uh-uh.

Dinner Damsel?

Nope.
LMB Spectre?

Not exactly.

Askanipsion?

Nuh-uh.
Retcon Girl?

Nope.

Biegeseid?

Not bloody likely.

Ltdpmac?

Nope.
Salad Tosser Lord?

Nosir!

Foxmoor?

No-no-NO!
Nads-Kicker Lass?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!

Penis Eradicator Lad?

Nosireebob!
Frankie Munez?

Yes! I mean... NO!

Tyroc's Fro?

Nope.

Entropy Spinach?

NEVER!

Johnson McPenisface?

Nein!

Richard Cranium?

Nope.
Crystal Ball?

Nah.

Grey?

WHAT!

Certainly not!

Harry Butt?

No.

What Was Wrong With the Reboot? Lad

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Elliot Stabler?

Nyet!

Megan Fox?

I don't think so.

Rokk Steady?

Nary a one.

Giant Robotic Lesbian?

Nope.

Gilligan?

Absent.

Dormant Damsel?

Nope.

Meatloaf-Eater Lad?

Alas, no.

Revenge Maiden?

Nope.

Cotton King?

Not!

Space Tart?

Nope.

Phineas B. Fuddle?

Just saw him...but no go.

Lube lass?

Nope.

Globe Girl?

Nope.

Silicon Sandra?

Nope.

Pussy Galore?

Yes, please. (OK, Nihil, that was entirely uncalled for.)

Candy Darling?

Pov?

Where is the pantless one, BTW?

Any ideas Deddy?

I hope he's got some, cause I'm shooting from the hip.

So how about it, deddy?

Not a clue...

can't belive you don't know Ex

Ex is terribly mysterious.

Dev Em?

Whaddya know...

Lardi?

Nope.

Alan Moore?

No, but I saw his beard around here.

Rocky?

Nope.

Lindberg Baby?

Nossir.

Loser Lad?

Nope.

Lucky Jim?

Nyet.

Slim Jim?

I say thee nay!

Deddy?

Indeed.

LMB Spectre?

Get outta town.

Elec Tyrant?

Nope.

Peggy Sue?

Pretty, yes... Peggy Sue, no.

Are you a fan of those classics, Set?

Don't know about Set, but I do Buddy Holly rocks.

Big Bopper?

Nope.

Don McLean?

No, but I've been known to sing "American Pie" at karaoke.

Quis?

No, but I've met him.

Cobie?

Nope.

bluemonkey?

Nope.

Fart Girl?

Nope.

Ram Boy?

Teeds?

Nope.

Rockhopper Lad?

No, although Rocky and I both love Peanuts.

Dev?

Nope.

10aftermidnight?

it's 25 minutes to 12 ...

Cali?

She's still trying to figure out what she should call herself now that she lives on the East Coast.

Kate St. John?

Nope.

Portfolio Boy?

Still packing up.

Lardi?

[sniffs the air]

Nope.

Suddenly Seymour?

ChlorophyllKid

Nope. But I've talked to him several times on the phone over the last year.

Deddy?

Nope.

Lash?

Nah,

The next person will be one of the other two owners of an alt ID named Bounty...for a long time ago.

Nope.

Lardi?

Yep.

Lash?

No, although Lash and I both love Bananarama.

Keren?

Nope.

Dev?

Nope.

ded?

yup.
Abin?

Nope.

EDG?

Nope.

Bob Marley?

Nope.

Jacob Marley?

Nope.

Scrooge?

Nope.

Donald?

Nope.

Huey?

Nope.

Dewie?

Nope.

Louie?

Yep!

One of my nicknames here!

Daisy?

Nope.

Donald?

Nope.

Don Johnson?

Nope.

Mearl Dox?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope.

Tamper?

Nope.

Vril?

Nope.

Next LMB Leader?

Can I count on your vote?

Runner up?

Not running.

Mojai Desai?

Just me again...

My Deputy Leader...?

Nope, your commander in chief

Tellus?

Nope.

Aquaman?

Nope.

FallenIcon?

Nope.

Liana the Fallen Angel?

Nope.

Tyroc's Fro

Nope.

Jacques' Cupcake Fro

Nope.

Autochef?

Nope.

Automan?

Nope.

Automatic?

Nope.

Stu?

Nope.

Lou?

No.

Cru?

No.

Luna?

nope.

dragorat?

Afraid not.

Fat Cramer?

No.

Arachne?

Nope.

beardguy57?

'fraid not.

Lardi?

Nope.

Director Lad?

Nope.
Lash?

I think he's working on somebody's campaign portrait.

Disdemona?

Nope.
Lash?

Better luck next time.

Lash?

Third time's the charm...

Lash?

Nope.

(maybe if I yell....)

LASH?

nope.

Time Teller lad?

Nope.

Bumptious Q. Bangwhistle?

Nope.

Senor Widebottom?

Nope.

Fart Girl?

Nope.

Loser Lad?

Nope.

Mystic Luna?

On the wane, it would seem.

Sketch Lad?

Nope.

Beagle Boy?

Nope.

Uncle $crooge?

Nope.

Veronica Lodge?

Not exactly.

Little Lotta, perchance?

Nope.

Wendy the Good Little Witch?

Well, I am dressed in red, if that helps.

Kent?

Nope.

Hot Stuff?

Why thank you...oh wait, never mind.

Hoping...

Beagz?

Sadly, no.

Triad Neutral?

Nossir!

High Risk Von Tingle?

Argh! NO!

Thora?

NooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

N'Chaka?

Nein!

Triad Purple?

Nyet!

Furball?

Non!

Lolita?

Teeds!!

Well, FUCK!!! I'm guessing Lash left and right for friggin' MONTHS and he finally posts when I'm not guessin' him!

So...

Lash?

Nope!

Mayavale?

Never!

Quinn?

Sunnuvabitch!

LASH!!!!!

You'll have to wait another 10,000 posts!

Lash?

No, he won't respond to YOU--only ME!!!

Right, Lash?!?!?!

I'm stealing the Lash Guess Who milestone!

Lash?

No effin' WAY!!!

Lash?

I'd say Lash isn't going to respond next.

Right, Lardi?

Lash?

Lou?

Lardi?

Lash?

Mearl?

Will you all keep it down? Some of us are hung over around here.

Darden?

Hi!!! teehee!

Tamper?

Hahahaha! Again, Lardy! Missed him again!

Next: uh, Lardy?

(damn your hide, Cobaltus!)

Lash! POST NOW!

Not so, dearest Cobalt.

I guess my old friend Eryk Davis Ester.

Where's my hundred bucks, Mayavale?!?!

Not so fast!

Time Teller Lad?

Here I am!

Jailbait Lass?

Nope.

Faraway?

Nope.

Lash?

LASH!

Nope.

Lash?

LASH!

heeheehee!

Aw, Lardy got it finally!

What a night of magic moments!

Jillikers!

Er, EDE?

Speaking of magic...

Luna?

Nope.

Sarky?

Ahhhh! (Abin'll be so jealous whenever he returns! *tee-hee*)

Anyone got a cigarette?

Lou?

Perhaps the cretinous male known as Dedman is next?

I'm cretinous, Thora!

But just how cretinous?

Eh, Thora?

Nope.

Umber?

No!

LLANCE?

Nixed!

Shady?

Sometimes.

Therod?

Missed.

Seahorse?

I wish!

Cali?

New York.

Goon Boy?

nope.

Harbi?

Sorry, no.

Lev?

Nope.

Kippers?

Unfortunately, no.

LumberFox?

Hardshell the Turtle Boy?

Nope.

Saturn Girls boobs?

Uh-uh,
Kitty Pryde's Panties?

nope.

Drean Girl's Barette?

No.

Jo Nah's Jock?

Nope.
Cru?

Negative.
Maxx?

Nope.

Sonny?

Nah.

Numf?

sadly no.

Vee?

Negative.

Ample Lad?

Remember him well. (though it was "Ample Man")

Bevis?

Nope.

Carrinawinters? LOL JUSt kidding...

Jailbait Lass?

(LOL)

Nope.

SMASHFACE?

Nope.

Abin?

Nyet.

EDG?

Ixnay.

Rokky?

Nope.

Cleome?

Yes! (w/special guest star Sid the Cat!)

Sir Tim?

Nope.

CJ Taylor?

Nope.

Gamenmea?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope.

Everyday Girl?

Nope.

Abin?

(and while yer at it, Chuck, check out page 80 of this thread to see the coup I pulled off!!!

)

ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Lash, My Mentor, how could you...

...I am now a broken man...

Lardi?

Pick yourself up, Quank! There will be other days for Lash to join you in Guess Who?

In the meantime, there's work to be done around here! This place is a mess!

Know what I mean, Lash?

Hee-hee-hee....yes, I am here. And I'm feeling mighty, mighty smug right now!

Speaking of smug,
Cobie?

Afraid not.

Dr. Mayavale?

Ohmygod Mr Cobalt, you like leave Gramps alone... can't you see he's like broken hearted that his mentor, the most beloved of all posters, like betrayed him?

Why'd you like do that Mr Lashie-Poo?

Nope ...

Quis?

Nope! He just needs tough love, EDG. Now come on Abin, lets drown your sorrows in Johnny Walker.

Wanna come, Lash?

Ohmygod, that's like gotta be the silliest question ever!

Right Mr Lard-Butt?

You would know, Brit.

Inappropriate references to underage females?

Have you really fallen that far, Lardi?

HI!

Teeds!!!

Nope.

Teeds?

Well, LOOK who pulled his head out of the ground...just days after I announced I'm in the process of resuming my true personality in the Election Discussion thread?

Could it be...Zardi?

Nope ...

Everyday Girl?

Nope,

Teeds????

Nope.

Teeds?

Nope,

Teeds?

Nope.

Teeds?

Nope,

Teeds?

Nope.

Teeds?

Nope.

Nightcrawler?

Nope.

Teeds?

Nope.

Nighty?

Nope,

Teedscrawler? Nope, Not Right

Ummm... NightTeeds? Not it either...

Lash?

Nope.

Kid Prime?

Nope.

Teeds?

Nope,

Harbinger?

Nope.

Spellbinder?

Nope,

Sonnie?

Nope.

Future?

Nope.

Grendel?

Nope.

Numf-El?

Nope,

Numf-el?

Nope.

Polar Boy?

Nope,

Galahadran? (Lurker Lad)

Nope.

Tymann?

Nope.

Healex?

Nope,

Mearl Dox?

Nope,

Italian Boy?

Nope.

Estimate Boy?

Nope.

Rokksteady?

Nope,

Arm Fall Off Boy?

Nope.

Vee?

Nope,

Semi?

Nope.

Tromium?

Nope,

Icefire?

Nope.

Owl Lad

Nope.

IB?

Nope.

minesurfer?

Nope.

Numberonelegionfan?

Nope,

Antacid Lass?

Nope.

Gigglebot Girl?

Nope.

Luna?

Nope,

Foxy Roxie?

Nope.

Sk8maven?

Nope.

Lucifer Lass?

Nope,

Blackula?

Nope.

White Raven?

Nope.

Eryk Davis Emu?

Nope.

Monkey-Eater Lad?

Nope.

Rody the Super Rat?

Nope.

STU?

Nope,

Caliente?

Nope.

Tarik the Mute's Android?

Nope.

Blue Battler

Nope,

Evil Queen?

Nope.

Almost but not Quite New Kid?

Nope.

Furball?

Nope.

Boy of 1,000 Faces?

Nope,

Jinx?

Nope.

Mantis?

Nope.

Nightcrawler?

Nope.

Teeds?

Nope.

Nighty?

Nope,

Teedscrawler? Nope, Not Right

Ummm... NightTeeds? Not it either...

Lash?

Nope.

Kid Prime?

Nope.

Teeds?

Nope,

Harbinger?

Nope.

Spellbinder?

Nope,

Sonnie?

Nope.

Future?

Nope.

Grendel?

Nope.

Numf-El?

Nope,

Numf-el?

Nope.

Polar Boy?

Nope,

Galahadran? (Lurker Lad)

Nope.

Tymann?

Nope.

Healex?

Nope,

Mearl Dox?

Nope,

Italian Boy?

Nope.

Estimate Boy?

Nope.

Rokksteady?

Nope,

Arm Fall Off Boy?

Nope.

Vee?

Nope,

Semi?

Nope.

Tromium?

Nope,

Icefire?

Nope.

Owl Lad

Nope.

IB?

Nope.

minesurfer?

Nope.

Numberonelegionfan?

Nope,

Antacid Lass?

Nope.

Gigglebot Girl?

Nope.

Luna?

Nope,

Foxy Roxie?

Nope.

Sk8maven?

Nope.

Lucifer Lass?

Nope,

Blackula?

Nope.

White Raven?

Nope.

Eryk Davis Emu?

Nope.

Monkey-Eater Lad?

Nope.

Rody the Super Rat?

Nope.

STU?

Nope,

Caliente?

Nope.

Tarik the Mute's Android?

Nope.

Blue Battler

Nope,

Evil Queen?

Nope.

Almost but not Quite New Kid?

Nope.

Furball?

Nope.

Boy of 1,000 Faces?

Nope,

Jinx?

Nope.

Mantis?

Nope.

Captain Lightbulb?

Nope,

KoKo?

Nope.

The Flasher?

Not hardly.

Mars Hottentot (and if not, why not?) ?

Nope,

Loser Lad?

Nope.

Dog Welder?

Nope.

Antler Lass?

Nope.

Helena Handbasket?

Nope,

Disaster Boy?

Nope.

Tiffany Spiffany?

Nope.

Bizarro Computo?

Nope.

Anti-Moderator?

Nope,

Lori Morning?

Nope.

Ekron?

Nope.

Gladys?

Nope.

Liberty Monkey?

Nope,

Lad Boy?

Nope.

Flying Foxlike Creature?

Nope.

Lance's Realm?

Nope.

LABRADORIAN?

Nope,

Dr. K-9?

Nope.

DrakeB3004?

Nope.

Mediocre Boy?

Nope,

Infectous Lass?

Nope.

Bicycle Repairman?

Nope.

Slim?

Nope.

Walkswithcrowds?

Nope,

Super Lad Kid?

Nope.

Truckstop Debutante?

Nope.

Grape Boy?

Nope,

Space Tart?

Nope.

Kid Gender-Stereotype Reversal II?

Nope.

lash?

Nope.

Teeds?

Nope.

Antequated Forms of Communication Lass?

Nope,

Antiquated Forms of Communications Lass?

Nope.

Lester Spiffany?

Nope,

Antiquated Forms of Communications Lass?

Nope,

Golden Girl?

Nope.

Globe Girl?

Nope.

Nightcrawler?

Nope.

HUGEMANBREASTS?

Nope,

Nads Kicker Lass?

Nope.

Penis Eradicater Lass?

Nope.

The One Called The One?

Nope.

Pornis?

Nope.

Salad Tosser Lord?

Nope,

Bagpipes Boy?

Nope.

Entropy Spinach?

Nope.

Hummer Lass?

(wonder if there's a graemlin for her in the works?

)

Nope.

Raging Bull?

Nope,

Dusty Baker?

Nope.

Kid Gender-Stereotype Reversal I?

Nope.

Frankie Munez?

Nope,

Madrox the Multiple Durlan?

Nope.

Flava Flav?

Nope,

Turns you onto a Country Fred?

Nope.

Anti-matter eater lad?

Nope.

Gamenmae?

Nope,

Giant Robotic Lesbian?

Would you settle for a bisexual glam-goth-girl?

Zardi?

Not the last time I checked.

Abin?

Here!

Stealthy Bi-Glam-Goth-Girl?

The one and only!

EDG?

Ohmygod, Like Hi Miss Stealth!

So, like who's Bi-Glam-Goth-Girl, I don't think I've like met her yet, but i bet she's fun to hang with when your in the mood to like goof on people and junk like that.

Right Mr Dev'em?

Why, Bi-Glam-Goth-Girl is none other than me, Stealth! Accept no substitutes!

Cobie?

Ohmygod! You should like register that alt like soonest then you can hang out at the mall with me and Jailbait and Helena Handbasket and My Whee Fem, and we can laugh at the creepers and like hang out and junk like that...

Right Mr Quizzy-Poo?

Quote

Originally posted by Stealth:
Would you settle for a bisexual glam-goth-girl?

Zardi?

You should be careful what you ask for...

As Cobalt Kid well knows...

I haven't seen Cobie wear the Ziggy Stardust costume in years.

Have you, Ram Boy?

It was a costume, cleome?!?!

Nope.

Salad Tosser Lord?

Suddenly I've lost my taste for salad. How strange...

Bicycle Repair Man?

Nope.

Vykros?

Nuh-uh.

Cobester?

nyet.

Lardi again?

Da!

Back to Kent?

Oui!

et M. Lardi aussi?

Oui!

Kent, sil vous plais?

mais oui!

I'll bet Quis is ready to jump in now.

Yep, right after me...

Hoo Boy! No Quis here, just a bad imitation. What fun!

Tellus?

Tell you what?

Lardi?

No, he's busy thinking up his next poop joke.

Sensor Girl?

What did one turd say to the other, Dev?

Nope.

Lash?

He caught a chill in that other thread, poor fellow.

Novelty?

Will plastic doo-doo do for a novelty?

Dingleberry Damsel?

Nope.

Sketchy?

He can't post right now, because he's doing my hair.

Cleome?

Yes, and now that you mention it, my hair is weathering RL better than the rest of me.

Enough of this melancholy. Where's Rocky?

He's on Ice.

My worthy deputy?

Right here.

Abin?

Nope. And, Deddy, I have never met Tora Olafsdotter.

Cleome?

I'm sure she'll be by sooner or later.

Anchor Boy?

Nope,

Lash?

Not!

cleome?

nononononono

me?

Yes!

Lardi?

Nope.

Cleome?

I haven't blossomed into a flower yet.

Your flower still ded, deds?

No, but my teeth are still sharp ...

Care for a nibble, Cali?

No, but she should post more often.

Don't you agree, Rocky?

I'm sure he would, I know I do

Lash?

Whip me...bea tme...hell, even lash me...but I'm still not him

Abin?

Nope.

Everyday Girl?

Nope, just Practically-everyday Dude, here.

Would Everyday Dude, a.k.a. Quis, post next?

Everyday Who?

The Next LMBP Leader?

Let's hope so.

Runner up?

I'm not running this time.

Cleome?

She should be running, away...

Dark STU?

I think he'd pick a better class of alt than Top Hat Lad, personally.

Ram Boy?

He's off losing an election...

Right O' Glorious King Lardi?

As I recall, I won.

Will MLLASH return to this thread again?

Not Likely,

in either case,

will cleome rescue you?

Nope. No rescuin' needed from you. Not evah!

Lash?

Says the disembodied spirit inhabiting his descendant's body...

I think it's time for Lard Lad to come back...

Oh, haven't you heard , Zee? I'm back! At least mostly.

Will Lash come back to this thread?

Not Yet.

Rocky?

Grooming his feathers, no doubt.

Kent?

c'est moi.

Exxy?

Can't!

Dev?

Nope!

Stealth?

Nyet!

Rocky?

Non!

Kent?

Nay!

Cobay?

Maybe?

Lardy?

Yessssss!

Sssssslim?

Noooooooooooo

My Whee Fem?

Not Lately

Kent?

Can't!

Space ranger?

Got it in one, Sentient!

Cobalt?

You got it!

Lardy?

Howdy!

EDG?

Not yet...

...now?

Ohmygod, How can I like resist an invitation like that?

Mr Quizzy-Poo?

Maybe he's taking literally a Quizzy poo!

Concur, Lash?

He still might...

Lash?

Nope.

Lash?

He had another fandango scheduled for tonight.

Spellbinder?

Unlikely.

Stealth?

Not now.

Abin?

Ohmygod, like nope,

Miss Stealth?

Not yet...

Dev?

Nope,

Mr Perv... Ummm... Pov?

Nope.

try again Everyday Girl?

Like, ohmygod, no.

Dingleberry Damsel?

very close.

CK

NO

Lardi?

No

Dingleberry Damsel? (Stealth--

)

Nah.

Kent?

Ohmygod! Like Mr Shakey-rear hasn't been around today.

Mr Dev'em

nope!

Sharky?

Nah...

How about Rokky?

I think he went to pick up some more herring.

kidflash2fan?

We need more KF2F on the MMB.

Know what I mean, Quis?

No actually I neither know nor care what you mean.

And I doubt the Red Bee does either.

Red Bee! He signed up for a nass whippin and i'm here to give it! : )

right everyday girl.

Brit's in school right now,

But other than that you are absorootie tootie correct sir!

Right Cobie?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Tickets... Get Yer Tickets HERE! Red Bee Vrs Dis Boy for the Championship of the Unyverse!)

You want me to right Cobie? Has he fallen over?

Sometimes those St. Paddy's day binges take their toll. Isn't that right, Quis?

Nope.

Globe Girl?

Nope!

Lash?

Ohmygod, NO!

Some worthless, no good, lousey, stinkin piece of garbage excuse for a human/sheep cloning experiment? AKA Cobalt Creep?

You mean one of those failed clones of me from the Good, the Dark and the Dead? Then nope!

Up next: that no good, lying, wolf in sheep's clothing Sam Pureheart?

You wish, woolite drinker,

That cheating, back-stabbing, low-life, Cobalt Creep?

Nope.

Selena Gomez?

You mean that caring, loving and handsome Cobalt Kid? Well, I'm here!

Next: that horrific, malevolent, pornographer Sam Penisface?

Nope.

Selena Gomez?

Nope.

Selena Gomez? (Her song is starting to get radio play around here. Before I had no idea who she was)

Nope,

Mr. Two-Faced Chicken Shyte Cobalt Creep?

Nope,

Selena Gomez? (In the Cast the LMBP movie thread, we all agreed that Selena Gomez would be perfectly cast as EDG.)

Love it!!!

What do you think Selena, er, EDG?

Ohmygod,

The only cast around here is the one Mr Creepbalt is gonna need for his head!

Miss Stealth?

You're so cute when your furious!

Isn't she, Stealth?

Yes, it is, and yes, she's adorable when she's angry.

Right, Lash?

Well? Lash?

LASH?

Nope.

Lash?

Y'know, I've already obtained my goal in guessing Lash here (and one-upping Abin in the process

), so I will henceforth retire from guessing Lash in this thread!

Kewl,
Abin?

Nope.

Fart Girl?

Glad you're here, Lardy! Now let's set this mother off!

Nope.

Helena Handbasket?

No,

Lardy

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Why am I doing this?)

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Butthead?

(If Bevis were here, he'd be pissed at me for that!

)

Nope.

Daria metamorphosing into Tank Girl?

(That's what happened to me between high school and college.)

Nope.

Chico Marx?

Nope.

Zeppo Marx?

Nope.

Richard Marx?

Nope.

Dennis Marks?

Nope.

Dennis Quaid?

Nope.

Mark Hammil?

Nope.

Mark Singer?

Nope.

Jane Badler?

Nope.

Jane Curtain?

Nope.

Susan "I can act, and that rasp in my voice isn't annoying at all" Saint James?

Nope.

Suddenly Susan?

Nope.

Suddenly Seymour?

Nope.

Susan Hayward?

Nope.

Susan Silo?

Nope.

Miley Cyrus?

Nope.

Demi Lovato?

Nope.

Laverne DeFazio?

Nope.

Shirley Feeney?

Not even close.

The Big Ragu?

Nope.

Lenny?

Nope.

Squiggy?

Hey! My hair's SUPPOSED to look like this! [cough]

rhino?

Nope.

Garry Marshall?

Nope.

Marshal Law?

Nope.

Lucy Lawless?

Nope.

Lucy Liu?

Nope.

Lucille Ball?

Nope.

Crystal Ball?

Nope

Crystal Gayle?

Nope.

Blue Tyson?

Nope,

Dora the Explorer?

Nope,

Diego?

Nope.

Don Diego de la Vega (aka Zorro)?

No hablo espanol!

Quislet, Esq.?

Yes,

cleome?

Yes.

Rocky?

No, but we both have fond memories of watching Super Friends.

Kent?

Nope

Quis?

Do I get anything for making so many people correct?

cleome?

I have some lovely baked apples, raisins and nuts optional.

Set?

Nope.

Abin?

Nope.

Dev?

Sure is

Kent?

Nope.

Lardi?

Nope.

Officer Taylor

Reporting for duty, I guess.

My assassin?

ummm...i don't think so.....

Bevis?

Nope ...

Butthead?

Nay.

Rocky?

It's not Bullwinkle!

The lovely and talented Cleome?

Not yet!

But perhaps Cleome will have some free time this morning now?

If she does, she sure ain't posting here!

rickshaw1?

This thread could use Rick's presence!

Right Blacula?

No, but we both love the 200th issue of the original Justice League of America.

Dev?

I actually bet Dev loves that issue as well, much like myself!

What about you, EDE?

Definitely one of my faves!

I bet Quislet, Esq. likes it too!

I'll take that action.

What are the odds running, Rocky?

The odds were apparently way against Rocky being next.

Magic 8-Ball, how likely is it that Dev'll post next?

<shakes it and awaits the answer to appear>

Nope.

Bevis?

Do they have intertubes in Wales?

Harbinger?

Nope.

Bevis?

Not quite yet.

When will Bevis show up, Rocky?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Rocky?

Nope.

Loser Lad?

No, but I love Dolores O'Riordan's song "Loser."

EDE?

Nope,

Bevis?

Nope,

Superman?

"Oh, Bevis, and I thought you were so rugged! Boo hoo hoo!"

^For those who don't get it, it's a Monty Python reference.

Officer Taylor?

Yo!

Yo, Ester?

Are you calling me a yo-yo?

Officer Taylor?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Stealth?

Yep.

Bevis?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.
Bevis?

Nope.

Stealth?

Yep.

Bevis?

Nope.

Bevis?

He's too busy being a daddy these days to post! (Hopefully that will change!!)

Know what I mean, Abin?

Nope.

Surely he can spare a minute or two to answer my call!

Bevis?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

cleome?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

cleome?

Nope,

Blue Tyson?

Nope

Buckwheat?

Nossir!

Superboy2000?

Nah.

Uncle Fester

Nope.

Festus from Gunsmoke?

Nope.

Chester Goode?

Nope.

Edie?

Yep.

Otie?

Nopers.

Odie?

Not he.

O. G. Readmore?

Uh...nope?

Huey?

Nope.

Dingleberry Damsel?

Nope.

Superboy2000?

Nope.

Blue Tyson?

Nope.

Susan Blu?

No missus!

Blue Tyson?

Nope.

Blu Makanuma?

Nope.

Blue Battler?

Nope.

Blue Da Ba Di?

Nope.

Igee the Mighty?

Nope.

Iggy Pop?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Quis?

Here I am.

Cobie, will you answer back?

Sure will!

And will you get another one in before Dev or Kent?

yes, I will

Next is FunkyFish1991.

Unfortunately no.

Perhaps Blue Tyson will post though?

Nah

How about Kent?

Not yet.

What about Eryk?

No,

But Stealth's due to check in.

soon, I'm sure.

How about now...Stealth?

Am I fashionably late?

Otie?

Nope. Huey.

Louie?

Hola!

Stealth?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope, but I just passed him in the post count race...

Cobie?

Think he left with some sheep earlier.

Dev?

Nope.

Blue Tyson?

Nope.

Superboy2000?

Who?!?!

Bevis?

Nope.

Renton?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Seahorse?

I wish!

Terence?

Nope.

Bevis?

Sorry, no.

Dev<strike>is</strike>?

Nope.

Lana Lang?

Nope.

Lori Lemaris?

Nope.

Lois Lane?

Nope.

Lena Luthor?

Nope.

Lightning Lord?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Elvis?

Nope.

Gayclypso?

Nope.

Anna Paquin?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Dev?

Nope.

deds?

not really...

EDE?

Yep!

Otie?

Yuh-huh.

Edie?

Yes!

Bevis?

No!

Dev?

Nope.

Doctor Mayavale?

Nuh-uh.

Doctor One?

I don't think so.

Set?

No!

Sir Tim Drake?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope,

Glen Cadigan?

not even close.

Quis?

Nope.

Abin?

I don't think so!

Liberty Monkey?

Nopers.

Eryk Davis Emu?

Nope.

Gladys the Sentient Disco Ball?

Not she.

Floating Foxlike Creature?

Alas, no.

Raging Bull?

Nah.

Cobie?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Lash?

No, but even my mom makes that mistake.

dedman?

Nope, he's having a drink.

Lash?

No, but give me a western shirt and some cowboy boots and I can do my impression of him at a rodeo.

Lash?

Nope, he's having a drink, too.

Demi Lovato?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Demi Lovato?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Demi Lovato?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Demi Lovato?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Demi Lovato?

Who dat?

Bevis?

Nope.

Miley Cyrus?

Miley can't come to the computer right now.

Ram Boy?

He shoots, he SCORES!!

Officer Taylor?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Pov?

Nope.

POV's pants?

Uhh...definitely nope!

Ram Boy?

<they have toshow up sooner or later>

Nope.

Kent?

Nope.

Lash?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

EDE

Yep!

Thomas Fatsi?

Fatsi, Fasti, his rash sure is nasty...but it's not him.

Bumptious Q. Bangwhistle?

Nope.

Bevis?

No, but this "Bumptious Q. Bangwhistle" sounds...intriguing!

Is he/she intriguing, DD?

Sorry, OT, he was just a joke name that Kurt Vonnegut made up, but the novel it was in, "Jailbird", is an excellent read.

Miley Cyrus?

I think you meant "Jailbait".

Right,
Lolita?

Don't poo-poo it -- it was a brilliant satire that anticipated the Enron scandal by almost thirty years.

Right,
Nancy McKeon?

Nope

Bevis?

Nope.

Kent?

Nope,

Otie?

nah...late as usual.

Cobie?

Nah, he's with the Lakers.

Edie?

Nah ...

Cleome?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Sharky?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quis?

Nope.

Rockhopper Lad?

Nope.

Gruertis Nyebif?

Nope!

Maye now Gruertis Nyebif?

Nope.

Doctor Mayavale?

Nope.

CRYMSUN?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nah.

Cleome?

Nope,

kenaustin?

Nooooo

MLLASH?

Nope.

Shagrek?

who?

Quis?

Nope.

Elvis Davis Ester?

No Thank You. No Thank You Very Much!

Dev-em?

Nope.

Gruertis Nyebif?

Nope.

Dev-Em?

No. Sorry.

Jerry?

Nope.

Dedman

Nope.

cleome

Nope.

Gruertis Nyebif?

Nay.

Lad Boy?

Nope.

Ram Boy?

Damn, you're good!

You agree, Rocky?

Nah ...

Ex?

Ex-what?

Exnihil?

Nope.

dalghryn?

Nope.

crymsyn?

Nope.

shagrek?

Uh-uh

Officer Taylor?

Nope!

Eryk?

Afraid not.

Teeds?

Not so.

Quis?

Nope,

*HIC* I fergit who... *HIC*

Oh yeah... *HIC* L... L... Loser? *HIC*

You calling me a loser? <sigh> Wouldn't be the first ...

Can you give me some loving, cleome?

She might. Not me, though.

Eh, Kent?

Is Kent Canadian? Or just a big Mckenzie Brothers fan?

What do you think, Otie... ya hoser?

Nope, just me

Zardi?

Nope,

Thunder Girl?

Not exactly.

Is Mattropolis in the house?

In the doghouse, according to unreliable sources ...

Where Cobie at?

Only Pickles knows for sure.

Right, Quis?

Quis, as a lawyer is always right.

Dont you agree Quis

<blink>*HIC*</blink>Hey! I ain't Quis! <blink>*HIC*</blink>

<blink>*HIC*</blink>Right, Officer Chief Trailor? <blink>*HIC*</blink>

nope.

Bevis?

Not at present.

Dev Em?

wrong alt.

Matt?

nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

Bevis?

Alas, no.

The lovely and talented Cleome?

Nope. It's the lovely and talented ME (and humble, too).

The exquisite and articulate Quis?

Nah.

Maybe ded?

Not yet.

Any idea when, Dev?

Not quite.

Cleome?

Nope.

Abin?

Not Quite, Sentient

Officer Sharklad?

No.

Kent Shakespeare?

No.

Sketch Lad?

SpiderGirl

Nope,

Lash?

He might be on a hot date with Kid Zombie.

Are you, Lash?

I am not on a hot date.

Lash?

Would that I were that fabulous!

Perchance the lovely and talented Caliente may appear here?

nope.

Lash?

What, still no Lash? That's just wrong.

Maybe POV can change that.

"Pov" and "change" in the same sentence? I'm not going there.

Perhaps Abin would be braver than I, though...

Are you Knuts?

I'm not changing Pov!

Get Cobie to do it.

We'll ask him as soon as he gets here.

Which is now, right Cobes?

Cobie isn't here right now, please leave a message.

With Rockhopper Lad.

Rock couldn't be here right now.

But Cobie should make an excellent replacement.

I could think of no one better than Cobie to stand in for me.

Could you, Cobie?

I guess he got sidetracked.

Maybe Dev Em will show up next...

Maybes don't make it so.

At least that what the next poster told me. Didn't you, Lash?

Didn't I lash who? If I did lash somebody, I'm sure they deserved it ...

What say you, Ceej?

Good question Sharky--Ceej, what do you say?

Ceej seems to be ducking the question.

what does cleome think?

that it's time to chase The Sid off the counter again! :rolleyes: Razza' frazzin' cats...

I wonder if CT's cat also likes staging countertop raids...

I don't know about that, but once Hyvvie managed to get a banana bread off the kitchen counter. He unwrapped it and ate it, but the plate it was sitting on didn't budge!

Any Pickles stories, Cobie?

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce.
hm. that should be on the dated refs thread.

right, OM?

The world will never know ...

Unless Abin has the answer ...

Huh?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope.

Bevis?

Nope.

cleome?

Nope,

Chief?

Don't call me chief!

Sharky?

Don't call me ... oh, wait ...

Kent?

yep!

Red Arrow?

Nope,

Hey, cleome, What happened to 82 and sunny?

I gotcher 82 right here... if it were sunny, the humidity would be unbearable!

nope.

Ceej?

Do I look like Ceej?

Fanfic Lass?

That's me!

Kent?

c'est moi!

Exxy?

Mais Oui!

Will Karie make her Guess Who debut next?

Not yet, but perhaps she will do so next?

apparently not.

Red Arrow?

Not this time.

Maybe Rocky will appear next...

Your wish is my command, Matt!

Miner?

Busted.

Did you see that one, Kent?

Are his glasses on, Ex?

Why would Ex be wearing "his" glasses?

Chief?

don't call me chief!

Rocky?

What did you say Chief?

Rocky's next?

Here I come to save the day...

And now Outdoor Miner's on his way.

fraid not.

Matt?

Nyet ...

Where's my homie, Cleome?

not here, obviously!

Right HWW?

He's out wandering ...

Where Rocky at?

Wrong, but kudos for getting the abbreviation correct!

Are ya proud of yourself, Abin?

NOPE,

LASH?

Nope,

Kent?

Nope,

Huey?

No,

Abin?

Nope,

Sharky?

Si!

Chief?

Noop

Sharky?

Nuh-uh.

Matt?

yup

Shark!

Nope.

Clee?

Nope

Chief?

Yup!

Sarky?

nope.

Matt?

Nope ...

Rocky?

nope.

Sharky?

Yeah ...

Kent?

Yep!

Sharky again?

How'd you know?

Kent, otra vez?

yep, it's easy with just two of us posting right now.

isn't it, Sharky?

Ridiculously so ...

Do you think someone else will jump in, Kent?

sooner or later, but it's nice to be right a few times in a row.

Sharky?

Yeah,

How long do you think we can keep this going, Kent?

until Cobie messes it up.

Sharky?

Gosh, I hope that doesn't happen ...

Kent?

yep!

Sharky?

Mwah-ha-HA!

Quis?

NO!

Abin?

What???

cleome?

non.

Quis?

not this time...

Abin?

nonononono

OM?

OMMMMMM...

Okay, is meditation time over, Red Arrow?

gee! send a guy to the west coast, and already he starts meditating! Next thing ya know, he'll come back a vegetarian, a granola-eater wearing hemp clothing!

Right, Quis?

Quis couldn't be here right now but he wanted me to accept for him.

Right OM?

"Right on?" (how 70s!) Oh, "Right OM!" oops. nope.

Rammie?

Rama Lama Ding Dong? Nope.

Chief?

Don't call me---

never mind.

Matt?

nope,

Cobie?

Nu uh

HWW?

Not Today'

Kent?

yep!

Sharky?

He went swimming, Kent.

OK.

Chief?

Nope,

La.. err... cleome?

Sorry, I am late. It's nice to know I am wanted.

Is that the original poster?

Nope,

but maybe now,

Loser you there?

If I say yes, does that make me a loser?

Where's Dev?

Probably in the salt mines.

Set?

nyet.

OM?

Didn't we do this bit once?

Chief?

no no no

Kent?

yep!

Abin?

Huh?

What?

Kent?

Oh, yes I Ken!

Punny enough for you, Lash?

Nope,

Lash?

non.

Red Arrow?

Nyet.

cleome?

nope.

Matt?

Matt the Hoople? I see by your expression, no.

Rocky?

NO its actually Matt

Rocky?

Yo....no.

Ex?

Next!

Kent?

Not quite.

Matt again?

YUP!

ROcky?

Nope.

Quank?

Non!

Kent?

Nay,

Kent?

Oui!

Chief?

Don't call me Chief!

Kent?

Nah,

cleome?

Yes.

And I should type every post in this color from now on until SDCC is over. Envy, doncha' know.

I bet that Mattropolis never gets into jealous moods. Do you, Matt?

Not Matt, but I like your new color scheme.

What do you think Red Arrow?

Red is not my color...

But it might be Rocky's!

It's mine (for this post at least)!

Care to recalim it, Red Arrow?

Buzz! Wrong answer!

Maybe this time?

Nope. 'Tis me instead, sweet Matt.

Rammy?

nyet.

Sarky?

No

Kent?

yep!

HWW?

No.

Dev?

Nah!

Outdoor Miner?

nope.

Rammy?

Lammy Ding Dong

But Nope,

cleome?

nope.

Actor?

nope

Actor again?

nope.

Abin?

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

Right Matt?

little late for dinner.
another time.

Matt?

As a matter of fact, I'm not Matt

But I suspect he'll be here shortly.

Matt?

Nope.

Matt?

[looks at watch]

Crymsun?

I am not. I am not Matt, either, but I expect he will be here ere long.

Matt?

Nope.

Matt?

NOOOO.

Mattropolis?

Yup!

Chief?

nope.

Rocky?

Here I am and, boy, are you glad to see me!

Isn't that right, Cleome?

YOu are right and wrong.

Maybe now Cleo?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

No.

Nope.

Nah.

Shark?

"Not I" said I.

That almost sounded Dr. Seussian.

Am I right, Rocky?

I would say, could say, Ram-I-Am.

Would you, could you in a trailer?
Would you, could you with Chief Taylor?

no.

OM?

Jerry?

Nope ...

Blacula?

Nope.

cleome?

Yes.

Miner?

Why, yes.

Back to you, cleome?

no, no, no ...

EDE?

Yep!

OM?

Yeah.

EDE?

Of course.

OM?

Nah,

HWW?

Ya got me!

Who's next?

Mattropolis?

nah.

Maybe now?

not bloody likely.

cleome??

Nope.

Dr. Mayavale?

*cough*

He got betrayed.

HWW?

That's the second time I've been got!

Chief?

Don't call me chief!

Quis?

Don't call me Quis!

Quis?

The part of Quis this evening is being played by Ex.

And what part are you playing, Quis?

I will play the part of Quis in his Golden years ...

Unless Quis has an objection ...

i'm here!! oh wait i'm not quis am i .... quis?

Not quite yet, but perhaps Kent knows where he is?

I do not.

FFL?

She's busy writing ...

Abin?

You got me. I'm an alt.

Right, Rocky?

The alts are all hewn from-- ICE?

LASH, do you think it's true?

Nope,

Wait why am I posting as... Me?

Shouldn't I be Kent?

You most certainly should.

Sound advice, eh, Cobie?

yuo bett!

opss. rong acountt.

Forgiv mee, Sharkee?

I saw Sharky on one of them Discovery specials last night. Or one of his relatives. Looked more hungry than forgiving. Yipe.

Hey, Seymour, how's your summer going?

Suddenly, Seymour isn't here.

How about you, OM?

[insert snarky-but-amusing response here]
that' the closest I could get to being OM.

Cobie?

He's out cruising with Thora ...

Have you seen them, Power Boy?

Power? Yes.

Boy? No.

So, Fanfic Kass, how goes it?

Never met Fanfic Kass ...

Where's Cobalt Lid?

On top of Cobalt Kid's head?

Would that be correct, Cobie?

does Cobie really have a lid on things?

what do you think, EDE?

I think EDE is a heck of a guy ...

Don't you, Cleome?

Good question.

Cleome?

[dreamy thoughts about EDE]

[cough]

Oh, hey! [clears throat] Is that Red Arrow who just popped in to say hello?

Nope, and that's no arrow in my pocket

...but I AM happy to see...Kent?

thanks! nice to be appreciated.

speaking of appreciated...
FFL?

Why, thank you, kind sir.

And welcome to the party...Chief Taylor?

It's wonderful to see you again, Stealthie! I've missed you very much!

Clee, I know you missed her, too!

She welcomed me back last night. But thank you, Chief Taylor, I've missed you, too.

Isn't Legion World a wonderful place, Quis?

Tep it sure is...

Right Lash?

(Welcome back FFL & Tempest)

No LASH. I think he went on another toenail-clipping spree or something and now he's all tuckered out.

Psst! LASH, wakeup! Those breakfast burritos aren't gonna' order themselves, y'know...

Mmmm... Breakfast Burritos... and there's a Del Taco right next door...

Should I bring you back one cleome?

Just what I need to go with my iced coffee!

CJ, what are you having?

CJ is free to share this cupcake with me ...

Unless you want some, Quis

I sense an impending resumption of hostilities between cupcakes and tartlets.

What do you think, Ram Boy?

So is Ram Boy a Cupcake or a Tartlet?

What do you think, Lash?

I'm sure Lash would like to lick the icing off of Ram ...

Would you blame him, Kent?

The only thing I can blame Lash for is betraying the defenses of the 12 Colonies.

Oh, wait, That was Dr. Gaius Baltar, not Lash. Never mind; Lash remains blameless. Except for the tesseract-bondage incident, but we won't go there...

will we, cleome?

Well, I sure can't go there. Not at my age.

But maybe l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN will...?

We'll ask him when he gets here. But he might not want to talk about it.

Maybe Dev will....

Dev is focusing his energy on another thread ...

But Lash gets around... right, Lashy?

Not this far, evidently.

Perhaps the Chief...

nyet.

Rocky?

No, but if it helps, you can imagine "Gonna Fly Now" playing.

Dev?

No, but it helps if you are familiar with Alan Rickman's role in Michael Collins, since we've moved into film refs.

cleome?

Not yet.

Perhaps now?

I'm sure she's around...

cleome, where for art thou?

She is east, and Legion World is the sun.

Maybe Kent knows for sure.

And a Rhino by any other name ...

...is a Rockhopper!

Is that Dev Em?

... arise fair sun, er, I mean Legion World and...

Was future king looking for you, Quis?

I'll ask him if I see him.

Or maybe Matt will.

It's possible.

What does Legion Tracker Think? Hmmm?

I'm still not convinced he's not an Alt of Abin so...

Senor Quank?

That would be a good question to ask Legion Tracker.

Don't you think so, Rhino?

Whadju call me?

EDE?

N-O.

Is my ex, Chief Taylor, around?

I don't see him.

do you see him, Sharky?

Given all the water falling around here, I'm surprised that he remains elusive.

Power Boy, can I borrow your umbrella?

Nope,

Lash?

Nope,

Quank?

Yep,

What did you win, Chiefy?

A new gig politicking, from the looks of it.

I wonder if Fat Cramer's around...

Nope

Bevis?

Alas, no.

Power Boy?

me!!

ok, you win, close the thread.

Tamper Lad ?

No, but where is Tamper Lad these days? Well? Tamper?

Nope.

We'll have to guess again in a new thread.