Another classic Legion game, restarted!
One person gives the answer to a Legion-related question, the next posts the question, and a new answer!
I'll start:
A: The triple suns of Cargg!
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
A: The triple suns of Cargg!
Q: What do you see after downing an entire case of Silverale?
A: The Orakills of Orando
Originally posted by The Man From Cargg:
A: The Orakills of Orando
Q: Who are the descendants of Miss Cleo?
A: Every-Ten-Years Monster
Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
A: Every-Ten-Years Monster
Q: What is Calorie Queen's affectionate name for Evillo's erection?
A: TnT's covers
Q: What happens to Brainiac 5 when he undergoes his Coluan Pon Farr? (Oblique Star Trek reference involving sex for those not in the know)
A: The Super Moby-Dick of Space
Damnit, Blockade Boy...
Oh well...
next person pick whichever one you want I guess, or answer both of them...
Originally posted by Kid Prime:
Damnit, Blockade Boy...
Oh well... next person pick whichever one you want I guess, or answer both of them... Heh, Heh. L Lad did the same to me and I ended up deleting my response to the first answer to answer his.
This is my favorite game.
Hee, I love this game too!
A: The Super Moby Dick of Space
Q: What does LeVIathan call Galactus when noone else is around.
A: "I swear to God I didn't know it CAME OFF!"
Q: What does "Cock Falls-Off Boy" hear every Friday night?
A: Because Tellus was taking a crap.
Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
A: Because Tellus was taking a crap.
Q: Why was everyone ordered out of the pool?
A: Mirror Monster.
A: Mirror Monster
Q: Who did Star Boy really regret making super-heavy? (and he blamed the bad luck on me!)
A: Polar Boy's outfit with the fur
Q: Why were there so many gay polar bears hanging outside Legion HQ?
A: Tyroc did it! Tyroc did it!!
Q: OH NO! What the sprock happened to Crystal Kid?
A: That's what happens when you invite a Dominator to supper.
Q: Why have all the live lobsters in the "pick your own lobster" tank had their metagenes activated?
A: Venturan walking money.
Originally posted by matlock:
A: Venturan walking money.
Q: What do you pay a Venturan hooker with?
A: Ze Tongue!
A: Ze Tongue!
Q: What do Legion fans consider to be Jeff Moy's artistic style?
A: Blok's underpants
Q: What broke the Legion's washing machine?
A: Unfair Legion.
A: Unfair Legion.
Q: What was Polar Boy thinking after Sun Boy announced his rejection?
A: Tenzil's Doohicky Stew.
Q. What finally got Tenzil fired from the Legion World cafeteria?
A. Koko and the Miracle Machine.
Q.- Who won the battle of the bands at this year's Klordny Fest?
A.- Twenty credits, same as on Manna 5.
Q: How much does "Le Big Mac" cost on Bismol?
A: Lots and lots of silverale, Reep.
Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
A: Lots and lots of silverale, Reep.
Q: What does it take to get Jo to sleep with Tinya?
A: Sakata Free Library
Q: What response did Chameleon get when he asked how humans coped with the fact that their women couldn't change their appearance?
A: Hidden inside the fusion powersphere!
Holy simlutaneous posting fellas!
So I will provide a question to *both* answers!
A: Where the bloody nass can I find that manual on flotonic particle midi-chlorian bonding??
Q: Blok's ass
A. Blok's ass
Q. What was Brainy's back-up plan if Matter-Eater Lad couldn't eat the Miracle Machine?
A. Triplicate Girl, The Fatal Five, and a swimming pool full of peanut butter.
Q. What scene will ensure that The Legion movie wins becomes a blockbuster hit?
A. A brain globe of Rambat, hidden in Timber Wolf's room.
Q: What is the kinky secret fetish of a certain Lone-Wolf Legionnaire?
A: White Witch's antennae!
Q: What is the kinky, secret fetish of a certain Lone-Wolf Legionnaire's rather large rocky friend?
A: Drura's mucuous arm thingies
A: What is the one thing about Drura that should be retconned out?
Q: Calamity King's nelly li'l "Green Arrow" cap.
Q: What does Cosmic Boy secretly like where when he's spening 'quality time' with himself?
A: Magnetic nipples
(that has an obvious question so the aim is to not go for it.
)
A: Magnetic nipples
Q: What item is Sensor currently shopping for in order to complete her new look?
A: Nardo's third eye.
Q: What's round, plastic and glued to some alien's forhead just so others can think he's all smart and stuff (oooh, a third eye -- he must be enlightened and can see stuff we can't)?
A: Because she thought it was really Cham.
Q- Why did Ayla just spend an hour flirting with that Octo-cat?
A- Because Kid Psycho's turban was at the dry-cleaners...
Q: Why did Brin wipe his ass with Gim's giant shirt?
A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'"
A: "That's why they call me 'Iron Butt'"
Q: How did Ferro respond when asked what happened to the toilet?
A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!"
A: "Where are my telepathic plugs?!?!"
Q: What was Garth wondering at 3AM when Imra was mentally snoring (again)?
A: Supergirl's boots
Q: What completes the rarely used, and not particularly witty, 30th century saying, "Don't judge those who cross-dress and wear lead masks when suffering from amnesia until you've walked a mile in..."
A: Sensor's new hands
A: Sensor's new hands
Q: What is the #1 fetish among racoons in the 31st century?
A: Sharn Nux's prom dress
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
A: Sharn Nux's prom dress
Q: Old Robotica bar joke: what spends more time in the air than a monarch butterfly on migration?
A: quantum bubbles
Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
[qb]
A: quantum bubbles
Q: What appears in Kid Quantum's bathwater when she indiscreetly lets one go?
A: Accelerating chemical reactions.
A: accelerating chemical reactions
Q: Why was Jenni tossed out of Chem lab?
A: Saturn Girl's wardrobe
Q: What's pink and white and smells like Jo Nah's aftershave?
A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment.
Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
A: Dr Gym'll's fast-acting ointment.
Q: What's great for Dirk's frequent recurring problems with STD's?
A: Atmos's armpits.
Q- Where'd I leave that test-tube of flesh-eating virus?
A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine!
Originally posted by Loser Lad:
A- Because somebody had to eat the Miracle machine!
Q: Why did Tenzil miss being crowned Homecoming King?
A: Gildishpan!
Q- Where the hell should I put my gildishes?!?
A- Even R.J. couldn't afford that...
A: Even R.J. couldn't afford that
Q: What was overheard when a group of Legion girls were talking about getting a boob-job to obtain a rack like Saturn Girl's?
A: Nardo's other eye.
Q: What did Nardo bring up in a pathetic attempt to top Ethel?
A: On Planet Koobar
A: On Planet Koobar
Q: Where did Sugyn like to get Koodrunk?
A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet
A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet
Q: Who could help me with my pigmentation problems and what needs to be done?
A: The night-roaming phanders!
Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante:
A: Element Lad and Shrinking Violet
Q: Who will be the next Legion couple to appear on the Jerry Springer Show 3003?
A: Dev-Em and the moon.
Looks like EDE was quicker on the enter key than myself so:
A: The night-roaming phanders!
Q: Who are Nardo's love slaves?
A: Dev-Em and the moon.
A: Dev-Em and the moon
Q: With whom and where was Calamity King last seen?
A: Comet the Super-horse on Naltor
A: Comet the Super-horse on Naltor
Q: A horse is a horse of course, of course, unless it's ___________________________. (And even non-Naltorians can predict that he'll be at the end of the parade.)
A: Dr. Gym'll
A: Dr. Gym'll
Q: Who probably not the best person to go to with my purple skin complexion problems?
A: Three-Eyed Sam from the Planet Wham!
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
A: Three-Eyed Sam from the Planet Wham!
Q: What was George Michael's undercover name on the Super Stalag?
A: Hoover, 13 hands, and Reep.
Q: What do you need to party-down, Durlan style??
A: Charma, Chameleon
A: Charma, Chameleon
Q: What names went through Lyle's head before finally realizing, "Oh, I get it... 'C' stands for 'Condo'!"
A: "I'll handle the god!"
A: "I'll handle the god!"
Q: What were reportedly Floyd's last words?
A: Curt Swan
A: Curt Swan
Q: Who, in a bout of insecurity, modeled the Wierdo Legionnaire after himself?
A: Kid Quantum stepping out of the shower, again.
A: Kid Quantum stepping out of the shower, again.
Q: What Dallas-like plot event meant yet ANOTHER reboot?
A: the minutes from the last LSV meeting
Q: What document comes up as first choice when you do a google search for "Radiation Roy refused to stop farting and was expelled."??
A: Feed it to Tenzil -- he'll eat anything.
Q: What was the rejected concept for a pre-"Mikey" Life cereal ad?
A: Tellus's unhealthy dependence on methane.
Q. Why was Tellus happy when the cafeteria was serving burritos?
A. The Brain Globes of Rambat
Q: What do you call the reboot Harlem Globetrotters?
A: A triple-locked storage tesseract.
Q: Where does Triad keep her diary?
A: The noblest beings who ever lived
A: The noblest beings who ever lived
Q: Who cleans up Legion World after the toga parties?
A: Tharok ate the banyo meringue pie
A: Tharok ate the banyo meringue pie
Q: Why did Validus go on a rampage?
A: Rock of Eternity.
A: Rock of Eternity.
Q: What does Rokk call Little Rokk?
A: Lightning Ring Plantation
Q: What did the Ranz twins secretly call their commode?
A: A six-pack of silverale, handcuffs and cab fare.
A: A six-pack of silverale, handcuffs and cab fare.
Q: What does Sunboy consider necessary for a night out on the town?
A: Quislet's little ship
A: Quislet's little ship
Q: What did Tenzil eat that led to his stomach being pumped?
A: Urk, with EDE's little cat
Q: Who could bring down the socioeconomic structure of Legion World faster than Sugyn could down a barrel full of pluberries!
A: Kennedy re-elected
Q: What was the headline for the latest "ex-MTV VJ of the month" newsletter?
A: Because Charma told him to.
Q: Why did Lyle experiment with "C"?
A: The Unknown Spaceman
A: The Unknown Spaceman
Q: What 31st century top 40 Hit was really a cover of the Lee Majors song "Ballad of the Unknown Stuntman?" (from "Fall Guy")
A: Death -- no wait, cake!
Q: What internal debate kept a suicidal Bouncing Boy from ending it all?
A: Dr. Gym'll's third arm
Q: What has everyone mistakenly labelled Gym'll's penis?
A: Tinya's panties.
Q: What does Brin keep in the pocket of his leather jacket.
A: Welcome to the Devil's Nebula, mortals!
lil'rhino
Q: What would Glorith say to her stable of boytoys right before spreading her legs?
A: He had never done it with an Imskian before.
Q. Why didn't Duplicate Boy bring the little tiny condoms?
A. Dream Girl's barrette.
Q: What was found in Star Boys black hole???
A: A naked Chameleon
Q. What's the name of the current fave drink on Ventura?
A. Inertron Walls
Q: What does Tenzil consider a wonderfully filling snack?
A: Dr. Regulus
Q: Who did SunBoy take to the prom???
A: Cosmic Boys Left arm
Q: Where is there supposed to be a tiny "TT" (Time Trapper) tatoo?
A: Doug Nolan
Q: Whose name was brought up when Lyle asked Val, "So he doesn't happen to have a twin brother, now does he?"
A: The Six-Legged Legionnaire
Q: Who does MlLash have fantasies about???
A: Bloks armpits
Q - name a fate worse than Tarkon -Galtros?
A - Platinum blondes have more fun!
Q: What did Lori dial in the H-dial???
A: Saturn Girls pink bikini.
Q. Why does Mekt Ranzz keep denying his hair's WHITE?
A. I've got a RAY for that!
D'OH!!
A: Saturn Girl's pink bikini
Q: I wish I had a ray for that!
A: Monstress's change in skin color
Q: What did Brainy say to Kara on their first date???
A: Saturn Girls pink bikini
Q: What's the most revealing and impractical uniform Cockrum designed?
A: Satan Girl
Q: What is Saturn Girls new code name??
A: Magno balls
Originally posted by icefire:
Q: What is Saturn Girls new code name??
A: Magno balls
What was found in Lydda's hand luggage by the Braal customs officer?
Q) Brin's breath
Q: Why does Tinya prefer Jo over Brin???
A: Icefire and Sonnie
Originally posted by icefire:
Q: Why does Tinya prefer Jo over Brin???
A: Icefire and Sonnie
why is Sonnies man calling 6 times a day while he's off working abroad for a month?
Q)Eyeful Ethyl's optical bill
A: What nearly brought the UP to economic collapse
Q: Pol's pink uniform
Q: What did Ice wear on his date with Vee???
A: Legion world bathrooms
Q)where do Ice and Sonnie meet for clandestine meetings? (sorry Icy I can't keep it a secret anymore)
A) A rampaging eartquake beast!
Q: What does Ice call Sonnie in bed???
A: Duo Damsels favorite snack
q) what did Chuck call his "selective" inflating skill?
a) Dawny's tassles
Q: Why did Wildfire wish he had a mouth???
A: Color Kid and Polar Boy
Q: Who were Flame Lad's two biggest crushes?
A: rokk steady
Originally posted by Varalent:
Q: What does Brin use as dental floss?
BWAH HA HA HA HA - I had to read that twice to catch it, V good vee!
shit, I've forgotten the next answer now... oh well, it's all points on the post count...
Yeah, I liked it too but had to edit it out cause icy beat me to the punch with an answer!
sorry, what was the answer again?
PS: You do realize we both passed Nightcrawler a few posts ago, don't you?
A: Rokk steady
Q: Did you say "Rokk's teddy?" (sorry, I couldn't think of a real way to use that phrase in a question)
A: Gates did it in the parlor with an enertron pipe.
Q: What is more information than we ever wanted to know about a certain Legionnaires sex life?
A: Blackout Boy
Q: What did they start calling Tyroc when he came out of the closet?
A: Because Imra didn't want to be alone.
Q: Why was Garth trapped at the Metropolis Hussy House all night?
A: Butter-Eater Lad
Q. Superman's distant descendant, Laurel Kent, received only one of his superpowers: invulnerability. Name one of Matter-Eater Lad's distant descendants.
A. The class of 2977
Q: With whom did Roxxas' murder spree begin in Metropolis
A: Sunrise & sunset
A: Sunrise & sunset
Q: Which Simon Says command caught Sunboy?
A: Iron Butt and Ferro
Q: What was the steel cage championship match of 3003?
A: Hussy Legion
Q: When realities collide and Shikari is trapped in the Adventure era, who's the first Legionnaire at the clubhouse she recognizes?
A: The greatest Klordney festival ever!
Q: What most memorable of events was held in MLLASh's room.
A: Medicus One
q)what costs 350 credits on the Spaceopoly board?
a)Wildfire's visor!
Q: When all else fails what can you use as a salad dish?
A: Sensor Girl
Q: Which preboot Legionnaire secretly had a pathological fear of snakes?
A: Because he already did it with Monstress.
Q: Why did M'Onel know he'd be the Legion arm-wrestling champion after he beat Ultra Boy?
A: Too much of a good thing.
Q. What did Lu never say about Chuck during their marriage?
A. Agent If
Q: Who was the first reject of the Legion of Super Villians?
A: Blok and the White Witch
Q: Which two Legionnaires should have hooked up in the preboot?
A: One Athramite too many.
Q: Well, how do YOU explain Cher's wardrobe?
A: Unhand those ears!
Q: What did Antennae Lad's mom say when she caught him touching himself inappropiatly?
A: The Dazzling Debut of Dawnstar!
Q: What was Wildfire's fondest memory as a Legionnaire?
A: The Time Trapper's shoes
Q: What was Glorith always trying to fill?
A: Shady's missing finger
Q: What was found on the floor after a game of "Got you nose" with Mon-El?
A: Fourteen flight rings and a funny hat.
Q: What was the Legion's new variety hour called which starred over a dozen Legionnaires and Mordru the Merciless?
A: Two Emerald Eyes don't make an Empress
Q: What did Val say when Sarya's top fell down during a fight.
A: Brainiac XP
Q: What would have been a more appropriate new name for Querl than Brainiac 5.1 to show he had been "upgraded?"
A: Shady from the block
Q. Who's got the hottest booty in the 3003?
A. 247
Q: How often does Imra think naughty naughty thoughts?
A: Tellus' big fish fin
Q: What did Tenzil dream about turning into Sushi?
A: Kid Psycho's turban
Q: Where's Lori Morning been hiding herself?
A: Because The Time Trapper needs shoes.
Q: Why was Rokk seen playing craps at a casino?
A: 3-2-1
Q)how many wives did Chuck have pre boot?
A) Rond's ring
Q: What is that green glow issuing from the Time Institute at night?
A: Saturn's rings
A: Saturn's rings
Q: Where'd they hold this years Titan Grand Prix?
A: Querl eyes for the Late Guy (This idea hasn't quite bloomed, feel free to adjust it)
Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
A: Querl eyes for the Late Guy (This idea hasn't quite bloomed, feel free to adjust it)
Q number 1: What answer almost killed this thread? (2 weeks to reply. sheesh)
Q number 2: What Late Night show is co-hosted by Koko O'Brien (and still isn't funny)?
A: Timberwolf's hairy chest.
A: Timberwolf's hairy chest.
Q: Where would I love to frolic if Lyle wasn't interested?
A: Lar's red suit
[Edited because I just realized that both my answers work for the question I wrote!
]
A: Lar's red suit
Q: What did Chuck borrow as part of his Santa Claus outfit last Christmas?
A: Quicksand and Holdur
Q. What's the new brand of WonderBra in the 31st century?
A. Nara Minsork did it!
A. Nara Minsork did it!
Q. What did Universo say at his arraignment?
A. The answer is.... 643.
Q: What is the number times Brainy has said "D-oh!" within hearing of someone else?
A: Quislet
Q: What did Dr. Gym'll not realize, until is was to late, was not a mobile robotic ashtray?
A: TWO BUCK CHUCK
Q. Name the wine made in honor of Bouncing Boy.
A. This has been Keema Delf, with Inside Lowdown!
Q: What does Brad Majors hear his co-host say at the very end of each of their shows on Galaxynet
A: Uli Algor
Q: What brand of cat food does Streaky the super cat prefer???
A: I don't know how those got there
Q: What excuse did Jo give Tinya when she found a pair of Lar's red boxers under Jo's pillow
A: "Use the Miracle Machine, dummy!"
Q: What did Lu say to Chuck when he could not uuhhmm preform on their wedding night???
A: I like Lars boxers Tinya
Q: What did Jo quietly say to the door after Tinya stormed out of his room
A: And Kal-El's too!
Q: What did Jo say as he was getting dressed after Tinya left!!!!
A: He has such a big package
Q: What was Jo's comment as he passed Gim in the hallway.
A: Penetra Vision
Q. 31st century gynocologists prefer the tool that can perform which procedure?
A. We've got Roboticans on 8 levels now!
Q: What was said about the most successful Rimborian pyramid scheme by it's creator, Got Cha.
A: Buffer, Stasis or Phantom
Q: What three words should you never say in conjunction with the word "zone" in front of M'onel
A: He touched Validus' brain.
A: He touched Validus' brain
Q: Why did Tharok get the crap beat out of him?
A: "Take me to Ventura"
Q: What is the catch phrase on the Ventura Resorts Omninet pop-up ad?
A: The Legion of Substitute-Heroes Auxillary Reserves
A: The Legion of Substitute-Heroes Auxillary Reserves
Q: Who gets clean-up duty after every party at Legion Headquarters?
A: Tenzil Kem
Q: Why are their teeth marks on my robotic arms?
A: Ahee Hib!
Q: What is the sound of one Controller clapping.
A: Vygraian Viagra
A: Vygraian Viagra
Q: Name one unexpected off world use for iron supplement tablets
A: Computo's day job
Q. How do you "Lallorize" Kenzil Tem?
A. Mysa
A. Mysa
Q. What name takes on a new meaning when placed in front of the word "horny"?
A. The Luck Lords Shamrock
Seems like I messed up somehow....
Sorry bout that....
So, the unquestioned answer by Varalent was:
A. Computo's day job
Q. What do you call Encyclopedia Galactica HoloMarketing?
and the next one, by minsurfer, is...
A. The Luck Lord's Shamrock
A: The Luck Lords Shamrock
Q: What's the latest accessorization craze on Ventura?
A: I left it on Talus
Q. What was Kono's excuse for not turning in her homework?
A. Those are my friends Garl and Englen, from the planet ZIRR!
Q: Say, Lyle -- who are those stylishly dressed fellows over there eating all my salsa?
A: That's why Garth proposed to Imra.
Q. What's up with the pink thigh boots?
A. I AM MORE!
Q: What the name of the Cargggite rhyming game used to teach children to count?
A: Proteans don't like it.
A: Proteans don't like it.
Q: If you crashlash on a deserted planet and are unsure if the vegetation is suitable to eat, watch to see if _________________ .
A: Blok's birthday present wish list
A: Blok's birthday present wish list.
Q: What's this piece of paper that says "Naked Mysa" on it over and over??
A: Dreamer's lips, of course.
Q: What does the Kryptonian name Colla-Jyn translate to in Interlac?
A: Lester Spiffany's allowance
Q: What's the one thing larger than the UP budget?
A: Because she's wearing a halo-jewel
Q: Why is Imra no longer considered a shameless hussy?
A: Gas Girl's colon.
A: Gas Girl's colon.
Q: What has Lallor Petroleum hailed as the renewable solution to Lallor's energy crisis?
A: Legion Cruiser
A: Legion Cruiser
Q: What was Condo's secret nickname for Lyle?
A: Pluberry marmalade
Q: What tastes just as good coming up as going down?
A: Becasue he's a post whore, that's why
Q: Why did Mekt Ranzz make so much money while out "fixing fences" on Winath?
A: A super-secret project for the United Planets
Q: What excuse is Imra likely to give when confronted with the despicable way she's been using her power over some of the guys.
A: On mens room walls all over Legion World.
Q: Where did Chuck put all those inertron urinals?
A: A Titanian diner
Q: What eatery has no printed menus?
A: Sensor wanted some "tail"
A: Sensor wanted some "tail"
Q: What made Tellus quit the Legion and join the Dark Circle?
A: Fireballing
Q: How did the SW6 Inferno refer to "a night on the town"?
A: Bouncing Boy's third nipple
A: Bouncing Boy's third nipple
Q: What fit perfectly in Lu's navel when she and Chuck were in their favorite sexual position?
A: "Thom Kallor, Starboy-toy!"
Q. Dreamer's belt doesn't have an "L" buckle, what DOES her's say?
A. Your eyebeams are on high!
Q: What did Tinya say to Jo when she caught him looking at Imra's boobies?
A: Your highbeams are on Eye.
A: Your highbeams are on Eye.
Q: And what did Tinya say to Jo when she caught him staring at the Emerald Empress's boobies
A: For that you die!
Q. Young Dirk Morgna burnt up all of Dr. Regulus' vintage Playboy collection, what was his response?
A. A Starhavenite, a Durlan and a Venturan.
Q: Who are 3 sentients that walked into a bar?
A: Portly Spine Pete
Q: What nickname did Pete Dursin's little sister give him when she couldn't say "Porcupine"?
A: Streaky's ball of yarn
Q: What did Jo use to tie The Emerald Empress's nipple rings together (while she was wearing them of course) ?
A: Tenzil's pillow case.
Q: What smells like Star Boy's cologne?
A: Rimbor or Bust!
A: Rimbor or Bust!
Q: What does the bumper sticker on Quislet's craft say?
A: Tenzil & The Subs
Q: Which book would make be a great next project for the "Formerly Known as Justice League" team?
A: With butter...always with butter.
Q: How does Tenzil eat a Miracle Machine?
A: Because Shady said so.
A: Because Shady said so.
Q: How did Mon-El know he was married?
A: A doggie bag for Krypto
Q: After He put Krypto's balls in it, what did God hold up for everybody to see and what were his exact words?
A: Chuck Taine did it.
Q. Why were there doughnut stains on the ceiling and the floor, the west wall and the east wall, after the Legion's brunch?
A. Mystelor, and she's worth it!
Q: Who did Quanto trade Dream Girl for?
A: These are just some of the things that The Scavenger had "stored" over the years.
A: These are just some of the things that The Scavenger had "stored" over the years.
Q: What do Legion Flight cockrings, Back issues of "Play Sentient", and The Emerald Hand of Ekron have in common?
A: Force Field Belt
Q. What is the 31st century equivalant of the Chastity belt?
A. Furball
Q: What did Catspaw cough up after a night on the town with Brin?
A: Man in the Iron Mask
Q: What was the title of the posthumous biography written about Ferro Lad?
A: Fire Lad's breath
Q: What did the Legion use to defeat the Infinite Man?
A: I like the big one
Q. What did Catspaw say when she saw Live Wire, Chameleon and Leviathan standing nearby before the big meeting?
A. Weight Wizard
Q: What is Boucing Boys rejected code name?
A: But It only happened once
Q. What did Jo say to Tinya when she found parts of X-Bomb Betty all over his room?
A. Puff Stars and Quasars!
Q: Who can't wait to see us? They love us.
A: This is what caused Lyle's four hour, invisible erection. At least he claimed it was four hours.
A: This is what caused Lyle's four hour, invisible erection. At least he claimed it was four hours.
Q: What happened when Lyle got a mysterious note signed by "C"?
A: Condo's green jersey
Q: What used to be Condo's blue jersey before Jan got ahold of it?
A: It was dark, and he was horny.
Q: What did Brainy do one night that caused Koko to avoid him from then on?
A: Brin's hairy chest
A: Brin's hairy chest
Q: What forms the most comfortable pillow in Legion Headquarters?
A: JImmy Olsen, Elastic Lad
Q. When the remote's all the way across the room, who ya gonna call?
A. Triplicate Girl, Duo Damsel and Triad
Q: What is 3-1+1?
A: Does it hurt?
Q: What did Persuader say to Empress after that little slip with the axe?
A: By plugging it into Gear.
Q. What did the Khundian dancing girl inquire about Laurel Gand's thong?
A. Popping Planets
Uckk! Again this happens to me!
Blocky's unquestioned answer:
A. By plugging it into Gear
Q. How did Brainy dispose of Computo's unused discombobulator?
My unquestioned answer was:
A. Popping Planets
A. Popping Planets
Q: When Mon get REALLY mad, what does he start to do?
A: Brainey did it!
--->Q: Who fucked my dead cat???
A: Because Ferro's helmet was in the way.--->
A: Because Ferro's helmet was in the way
Q: Val, please explain just how you managed to break your nose trying to kiss someone?
A: Shady's missing finger
Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
--->Q: Who fucked my dead cat???
????
A: Shady's missing finger
Q: What's the one thing Tenzil would't DARE eat?
A: M'Onel of course!
A: M'Onel of course!
Q: Who does Jo dream about (when Irma's not interfering!)
A: Gear's left elbow
Q. Name a Legionnaire's erogenous zone.
A. Spider Girl's is prehensile.
A. Spider Girl's is prehensile.
Q. Why did Workforce's budget include a large percentage dedicated to hair care products?
(ok, I know it's lame, sorry)
A. Sesquipedalianism is the verbal shield of pusillanimous eremites, hence we must eschew esoteric obfuscation and, thereby, obviate our opprobrium.
Q: What did Tarik the Mute's Android say when his circuits went haywire?
A: Those two zany old men from Throon!
Q: Who are the last known D&D players in the30th Century?
A: Element Lad's Secret
Q: what do you call sodomizing a United Planets officer using cheeze whiz as a lubricant?
A: He was swallowed by a space whale.
A: He was swallowed by a space whale.
Q: Why does Jo stay far away from the sushi bar?
A: Because Dreamy's the only one who didn't wear panties.
Q: Why did shoe mirrors never become popular in LEGION headquarters?
A: Mekt Ranz.
Q. Which dastardly villain put the rest of the cheeze-whiz on the shoe mirrors in Legion headquarters?
A. Veyezine of Ekron.
Q: Which opthamologist does the Emerald Eye use?
A: Dr. Gym'll's secret
Q. What is a third testicle in his left calf?
A. Because Polar Boy has "shrinkage".
Q: What is a question me this! response about nothing.
A: Umbra's crotch armor.
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Sidenote, for those not from The States. Though my Q to minesurfer's A seems...rude, it has to do with the tv show from which minesurfer took his Answer as does my question.
Q: What was missing from the Legion Laundry room when it was Chuck's turn to do the wash?
A: Starfinger
Q - What is Dreamer's main objection to her love life?
A - Protoplasmic Goo
Q. What is Garth Ranzz - Preboot of course?
A. Every 74 years, The Legion sees this.
Q: How often can we expect Legion Trade Paperbacks to come out?
A: Quantum Bubbles
Q: What tickles Jazmin's nose when she is drinking space-champagne?
A: Two Silver Ale's and a shot of Talokian Tequila.
Q What did Chuck Taine find in Umbra's crotch armor when he stole them from the LLR (Legion Laundry Room)?
A Under Brainy's Omnicom, of Course!
Q: Where did Chuck hide Umbra's crotch armor when she came looking for it?
A: Weight Wizard, Plant Lad, Blockade Boy, Shadow Kid, and the rest
Q. Who ratted Chuck out then laughed while Umbra got revenge?
A. The newly discovered moon.
Q. What did they call Umbra's ass when she couldn't find her crotch-armor?
A. This happened at the Space-Whale races.
Q. Where did Umbra initially lose her crotch armor?
A. Shameless Hussy II
A: Who put it into Chuck's head to steal the crotch armor because she secretly coveted it?
Q: Spit Shine
(heh heh)
Q. What did she give the crotch armor when she finally got ahold of it?
A. Quislet's Private Black Hole.
Q: Where is the current location of the crotch armor?
A: Because the Gil'Dishpans invited them.
Q. Why was Quislet's whole Planet holding Klordny Week in the Crotch Armor?
A. Inside Tellus' Helmet.
Q: What was the last place Tasmia thought to look when searching for her crotch armor
A: Because it's against the Legion Code.
Q. Why didn't Tenzil eat the Crotch Armor?
A. Under Shameless Hussy's Bed.
Q: Where is Tasmia's crotch armor now?
A: Because Cub likes to play with it.
Q. Why did Tazmia throw the Crotch armor into the laundry in the first place?
A. Because M'onel kept heating it up with his heat vision.
Q. Why did Tasmia stop wearing her regular outfit and start wearing her heat resistant crotch armor?
A. This question has nothing to do with crotch armor.
Q. Why are the words 'Crotch Armor' not in this Question?
A. Because Tenzil washed it down with a Razzleberry Soder.
A. Because Tenzil washed it down with a Razzleberry Soder.
Q. Why did Andromeda's bra come out red? (get it? washed as in the laundry only with soder. man I'm a retard)
A. Because Andromeda was jealous of Koko.
Hmmm, switch in logic flow. Okay I can work with this.
Q: Why did Brainy take Andromenda's bra off of Koko and give him Umbra's crotch armor?
A: Sledding on the snow hills of Tharr.
Q, What did Quislet use the stolen Crotch Armor for?
A. Brainy's Mini-Time Bubbles
Q. What is Andromeda's nick name for Querl's testicles?
A. In the Legion Library, of course.
Q: We know it's Brainy, with a lead pipe, but what room was the muder done in?
A: Superboy's spit curl
Q: What is Triad's biggest turn-on????
A: its all green and scaly
Q: What does it look like when Sensor molts?
A: That's where Tasmia got the idea for crotch armor silly!
Q: What advice did Dreamer give Tasmia about her outfit??
A: I like crotch armor
Q. What was M'onel's first comment when Tasmia returned?
A. Because Tenzil had a toothache.
Q: Why did it take three bites for M-E Lad to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?
A: That wasn't peanut butter.
A: That wasn't peanut butter?
Q: What did Tenzil say when Proty II disappeared?
A: That's how Mon's initials got there
Q: Was the crotch armor really made in the 21st century?
A: That TIME of the month.
I just KNOW I've crossed an imaginary line never meant to be crossed.
Let's see who is clever enough to uncross it.
Q: What is the real reason behind Crotch armor?
A: It felt kinda cold and sexy
A: That TIME of the month.
Q: When is it that Shady gets extra bitchy and DOESN'T wear her crotch armour?
A: That's why Mon's favorite song is "The Wanderer"
BB: Is that what you had in mind? If not, oh well!
Q. What does Mon do at that time of the Month?
A. Quislet flying laps around Kid Q's head upside down.
Q: How did Kid Quantum get her latest hairdo?
A: Insect Queen
Oh let me try one!
Q: Who's a royal bug
A: That's when the Eye turned green
A: That's when the Eye turned green
Q: What happened to the Purple Eye in Miiligan's Pub, St. Patty's day, 2993 after consuming too many green beers?
A: He's ac/dc, but only on Braal.
Q. What did Pol's Parents say when they met Alya?
A. How else could Tenzil's initials have wound up THERE?
A. How else could Tenzil's initials have wound up THERE?
Q: You mean Tasmia's crotch armor is actually a life sized metal casting of Tenzil open jaw, from the inside?
A: Monstress' forehead ridge.
From the very popular 31st century HV Game Show - Matching Legionnairre Body Parts;
Q. What female legionnarre's most prominent facial feature is an exact match for Element Lad's butt cleavage?
A. In Jo & Tinya's Bedroom, Silly.
Q: Where is Jo least likely to get some action these days?
A: Try Lar's instead!
Q. What did Triad Purple tell Triad Neutral when they found Chuck's bedroom empty at 3am?
A. Well she certainly doesn't use it to sleep in.
Q: What did the Legionnaires say when they saw postboot Nura in Cockrum's legendary nightgown?
A: The other members of the Devil's Dozen
Q: Who were given the job of pulling a pyramid scheme on Colu?
A: the Jules Verne
Q. What is the name of GRGM's submarine?
A. But I don't know how it got THERE!
looks like my rare and unusual ability to kill threads has claimed another victim.
Bawahahahahahaha... *sob*
A. But I don't know how it got THERE!
OT but this reminds me of when I was in the 8th grade and they were supposedly teaching sex ed in my science class. They showed a video that had cartoon stuff that only showed the insides of the organs and one of the lines it said was "If the penis finds itself in the vagina". At which point I asked "Well how did THAT happen? Did it just wake up and say 'well look where I am!'?"
This quote just reminded me of that.
Anyhoo, might as well continue this..
Q. What did Brainiac 5 say when his nasal aspirator turned up in Umbra's Crotch Armor? (sorry, couldn't help going back to that theme-- it's just so much fun!)
A. Because it's Andromeda's favorite color.
luv,
-Su
Q: Why are all 31st century nuns black & blue
A: Darkseid's head
A: Darkseid's head
Q: What is Blok's Halloween costume?
A: Because Jo could only do one thing at a time.
A: Because Jo could only do one thing at a time.
Q: Why did Tinya take away Jo's chewing gum?
A: Because the super-pets were immune to their mental powers
Q. Why did Sensor and Saturn Girl set up Kryptonite animal repellant devices in the lounge.
A. Because Saturn Girl is secretly turned on by guys in BCGs (Birth Control Glasses).
A. Because Saturn Girl is secretly turned on by guys in BCGs (Birth Control Glasses).
Q: Why did Kent Shakespeare switch to contacts?
A: Coluan chapstick.
A: Coluan chapstick
Q: What's far more popular than Coluan slapstick?
A: The Church of the Last Son
A: The Church of the Last SON
Q: Where did the SUN-Eater mistakingly go looking for what he thought would be his last supper?
A. Karate Kid's sash.
A: Karate Kid's sash
Q: What did a drunken Val get knocked on after picking a fight with Superboy?
A: Blok's widdle piggies.
A: Blok's widdle piggies.
Q: What is the hardest thing to stub?
A: Brainy's Lab
A: Brainy's Lab
Q: Where should one probably not take X-Bomb Betty to run some tests on her powers?
A: The Gorilla Nebula
A: The Gorilla Nebula
Q: Where did Brainy want to "examine" Lyle?
A: Andromeda's biggest assets
A: Andromeda's biggest assets
Q: What did Laurel lose when Lar came back to claim his 1000 year old investments?
A: On Planet Koobar
A: On Planet Koobar
Q: Where are things slightly better than on Planet Fubar?
A: It was Quislet, in the mess hall, with Umbra's metal, heat-resistant thong.
A: It was Quislet, in the mess hall, with Umbra's metal, heat resistant thong.
Q: Who Killed Legion World Clue?
A: Because it's shaped exactly like M'onel's forehead.
A: Because it's shaped exactly like M'onel's forehead.
Q: Why did an embarrased Umbra have to get rid of her L* belt?
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A: Because Ferro's hard *all* the time.
A: Because Ferro's hard *all* the time.
Q: Why was Ferro voted the most popular Legionnaire of all time?
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A: Streaky
A: Because Ferro's hard *all* the time.
Q: Why are Querl and Lyle in the middle of the biggest cat-fight ever?
A: Him again. He always wins at these Bgtzl Bingo things.
Sorry, looks like Quislet beat me.
A. Streaky
Q. What did they want to nickname Ferro after looking at his dirty laundry?
A. Him again. He always wins at these Bgtzl Bingo things.
That should get us back on track.
A. Him again. He always wins at these Bgtzl Bingo things.
Q: What did Apparition say when Frankie Avalon tried to join the Legion?
A: "Not with my Earthquake Beast you don't!"
A: "Not with my Earthquake Beast you don't!"
Q: What did Tenzil Kem say to Chuck when he caught him using his Earthquake Beast to stir his chocolate milk?
A: Dr. Regulus' helmet.
A: Dr. Regulus' helmet.
Q: It was shiny as a mirror and shaped like sperm, what was Dreamy's favorite accoutrement?
A: Smoochin at the Boom Tube.
A: Smoochin at the Boom Tube.
Q: Name the song that Lyle is constantly humming.
A: But only if it's upside down during Klordny Week.
A: But only if it's upside down during Klordny Week.
Q: The Official Legion Fan Club discussed a pinata shaped like Bouncing Boy... When and in what condition did they finally decided to display the pinata?
A: Atmos' Flaming Red Mohawk
A: Atmos' Flaming Red Mohawk
Q: What was the only part of Atmos' body to remain visible after his invisibility disease spread from his armpits?
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A: Cub ate it
A: Cub ate it
Q: What did Ultra Boy say when he lost his flight ring?
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A: the Computer Tyrant of Colu
A: the Computer Tyrant of Colu
Q: Name one of the three mystery contestants that Danielle Foccarte had to choose from on "The Dating Game 2999"
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A: I said "Get me the headgear!" not "Get me the head, Gear!"
A: I said "Get me the headgear!" not "Get me the head, Gear!"
Q: Insect Queen, I did as you asked so why is Konk so upset?
A: Darkseid's minions.
A: Darkseid's minions.
Q: What did Polecat say when Eyeful Ethel asked what her new dress made her look like?
A: Saturn Girl's hot pink bikini!
A: Saturn Girl's hot pink bikini!
Q: What does Tenzil not have the "curves" for, but still insists on wearing while making margaritas for the Legion's annual beach party?
A: I guess Christmas came early on Sklar.
Q: What did they say when Pamela Anderson
landed on Sklar?
A: And THAT'S how you lubricate Gear.
A: And THAT'S how you lubricate Gear.
Q: What did Brainy say to Invisible Kid after pushing Gear into an oil pool?
A: It tastes like Proty!
A. It tastes like Proty
Q. When Imra used to do the naughty with Garth in the TMK Legion, when she licked her lips what would it taste like?
A. And that's how Dirk found out he was bi!
In honor of Cobalt's Return to Human-ness...
A. And that how Dirk found out he was bi!
Q. What is something that I have no idea about?
A. The Uncanny Amazers poker night did not include this.
A: The Uncanny Amazers poker night did not include this.
Q: What is a full house? (Most of them were already in the Legion!)
A: Rubber gloves, a tape measure, and two parrokats.
A: Rubber gloves, a tape measure, and two parrokats.
Q: What were the Bald Kid's winnings on Uncanny Amazers poker night?
A: Renkil Kem's tenure in the Legion
A: Renkil Kem's tenure in the Legion
Q: What got cut short soon after Ferro's lunchtime reading of Bart Simpson's favorite quote "eat my shorts."
A: They made a flag out of it.
A: They made a flag out of it.
Q: What happened to Colossal Boy's handkerchief?
A: High Seer of Naltor
A: High Seer of Naltor
Q: What did Nura become after breathing some of Doctor Mayavale's "special mists"?
A: Picking Validus's nose.
A: Picking Validus's nose.
Q: What foolish stunt almost guarantees a trip to Shanghalla
A: SO that's what Reep's antennas are for!
A: SO that's what Reep's antennas are for!
Q: What did the Legionnaires say after R.J. told Reep to go stand by the holovid when the reception was bad?
A: The Cheapest Vacation in the United Planets!
A: The Cheapest Vacation in the United Planets!
Q: What were captured villains jokingly told they had won while enroute to Takron-Galtos?
A: Beepo's original uniform
A: Beepo's original uniform
Q: What did the Super-Monkey wear before he changed his name to Beppo?
A: The Stolen Super-Powers!
A. The Stolen Super-Powers.
Q. What unexpected Items did Lar find in Tasmia's Crotch Armor?
A. Well, how else could it have gotten THERE????
A. Well, how else could it have gotten THERE????
Q. Do you think the chucks of metal in Tenzil's feces have anything to do with Tharok's missing phallus?
A. But why was her back all yellow?
A. But why was her back all yellow?
Q: The fact that he was sick of hearing what tired punchline to the "Initiation of Color Kid" story was the real reason Polar Boy dissolved the Legion of Substitute-Heroes?
A: War Between the Nights and the Days
Q. What war seems like it never ends?
A. Tellus' upper lip.
A: Tellus's upper lip
Q: Which of Tellus's body parts did Polar Boy tell him to keep stiff, not realizing that it was in fact one of his sexual organs?
A: End of an Era
A. End of an Era
Q. What is the best way you can describe Brainy finally losing his virginity to Tasmia on Talok VII?
A. No, it was tomato juice on the Monitor Board.
A. No, it was tomato juice on the Monitor Board.
Q: Did you hear that Jan finally busted Shvaughn's cherry while on monitor duty last night?
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A: Wildfire had a special suit made for the occassion.
A: Wildfire had a special suit made for the occassion
Q: Did anyone hear the rumor that Dawny is finally being rebooted?
A: Just hot air
A. Just hot air.
Q. What is sold at the "Just Hot Air" shop?
A. The Lightning Beast Ribs BBQ.
A. The Lightning Beast Ribs BBQ.
Q. What is sold at The Lightning Beast Ribs BBQ shop?
A. Cub, The Kwai Universe, and an old sweater.
Q. What three things could Ultra Boy do without?
A. Winema Wazzo in the VR room with a candlestick.
A. Winema Wazzo in the VR room with a candlestick.
Q. What does Ultra Boy have erotic dreams about?
A. The Super Moby Dick of Space and Saturnian Ring money.
Q. What is the thirty first century equivalent of mixing pop rocks and coka-cola?
A. Saturn Girl's space bra.
A. Saturn Girl's space bra.
Q. What does a blond type in when she's trying to find directions to "Saturn Girl's Space Bar" on Map Quest?
A. Organus, Nardo, and the Brain Globes of Rambat.
Q What was the original membership of the "Legion of Super-Villain Rejects"?
A Invisible Kid and Chemical King
A. Invisible Kid and Chemical King
Q. Whom did Scotty consult before he created transparent aluminum?
A. "Dude, Where's My Time-bubble?"
Q What Timber Wolf said when he got stranded in the 20th century.
A. 12 inches
A. 12 inches
Q. How much did Projectra make Val think he had?
A. Inside Night Girl's beehive.
A. Inside Night Girl's beehive.
Q. Where did the Legion of Substitute Heroes keep their honey?
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A. Blok's flight ring
A. Blok's flight ring
Q. What groans more than a teenager having to work on Saturday morning?
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A. Brainy's pet monkey, Koko.
A. Brainy's pet monkey, Koko
B. Who put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale?
A. A night on Kathoon, a day on Rimbor.
Q. What is the name of Mekt Ranzz's latest erotic film?
A. Val's skill of Super-Karate!
A. Val's skill of Super-Karate!
Q. What was the fourth, hidden super ability that tipped the scales in Mr. Armorr's favor for Legion Membership besides Super-Karaoke, Super-Putt Putt, and Super-Blowing Bubbles Out of His Nose?
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A. First meeting with the Wanderers
A. First meeting with the Wanderers
Q. What happened when M'Onel finally caved and asked for directions.
A. Salu's secret passion.
Q What is the name of the popular new lingerie line on Imsk?
A. Zoe's floaty hair.
A. Zoe's floaty hair.
Q. What was the first attempt at flight rings made from?
A. Phantom Girl's bell-bottoms and Imra's pink bikini
A. Phantom Girl's bell-bottoms and Imra's pink bikini
Q. What were first worn by Timber Wolf?
A. Martian Ice Cream
A. Martian Ice Cream
Q. What was NASA's first surprising discovery by the Spirit explorer?
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A. The Evil Hand of the Luck Lords
A. The Evil Hand of the Luck Lords
Q. What is second on the All Time Evil Hand List, just after Mano's Right Hand?
A. Mordru's green belt buckle.
A. Mordru's green belt buckle.
Q. What red thing does Mordru bind his belt with?
A. "Hussy Legion messed with my sprocking mind!"
A. "Hussy Legion messed with my sprocking mind!"
Q. What did Shikari say was the reason she beat up Tinya-Legion?
A. Tellus told us.
A: Tellus told us.
Q: What game replaced "Simon Says" in the 31st century?
A: Afros for everyone!
A: Afros for everyone!
Q: What did most of Tyroc's whacky screams translate to?
A: Tyroc's little white slippers
A: Tyroc's little white slippers
Q: What colorful euphamism did Tyroc's mom use to describe Tyroc's penchant for the harmless little fibs he told?
A: The Scavenger took it.
A: The Scavenger took it.
Q: What happened to the Legion's recyclables?
A: Shadow Champion
A: Shadow Champion
Q: What did Shadow Lass make Mon-El call her when they were doing S&M?
A: Mano's protective glove.
A: Mano's protective glove.
Q: What was the fourth item on the scavaneger hunt of space list at the annual Legion party?
A: "As revenges go, Tinya-Legion manages to be both inventive and spocking humiliating."
A. "As revenges go, Tinya-Legion manages to be both inventive and spocking humiliating."
Q. What did Shikari say when Tinya tricked her into dressing like a Klingon War Bride at the SPOCKING Star Trek convention.
A. The Legion of Lallor Heroes
A. The Legion of Lallor Heroes
Q. What is the answer to the subject of my 500th post?
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A. I'd like to thank the Durlan High Council for this award.
A. I'd like to thank the Durlan High Council for this award
Q: What did Cham say which prompted a Durlan High Council member to say "That's no award, it's your pet Protean!"
A: Evolvo
A: Evolvo
Q. Who have several space churches condemed for having powers that go against the word of their holy book/scroll/cocktai napkin?
A. That green bit in Salu's hair.
A. That green bit in Salu's hair.
Q. What is the source of that guy-who-turns-everything-green's power?
A. Gil'dishpan hands
A: Gil'dishpan hands
Q: What condition did Tinya claim after the LSH-LSV war?
A: The Lad Who Wrecked the Legion!
A: The Lad Who Wrecked the Legion!
Q: Ray Stevens XXXIII, aka The Streak Lad, was also known as ___________________, before Saturn Girl erased all memory of his ever being in The Legion. Look at that, Look at that.
A: Quincelet
Q. What name did Wildfire give to HIS pet Protean, in memory of Quislet?
A. Salu's Sushi Shop
Q. What is the name of Ayla's favorite fish shop, pre-boot of course?
A. In the backseat of the Legion Cruiser.
A. In the backseat of the Legion Cruiser.
Q. Where was Cub conceived?
A. The Emerald Empress's bowling ball.
A. The Emerald Empress's bowling ball.
Q: What gets the Eye green with envy?
A: "Well, that's going to leave a mark!"
A: "Well, that's going to leave a mark!"
Q. What did Tenzil say to Umbra after she told him to "Bite me"?
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A. Reflecto tub 'n tile cleanser.
A. Reflecto tub 'n tile cleanser.
Q. How does Imra keep her reputation so clean?
A. Insect Queen's wings.
A. Insect Queen's wings.
Q. What is the next best tastin' thing to RJ Brande's Buffalo Wings.
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A. That white streak in T-Wolf's hair.
A. That white streak in T-Wolf's hair.
Q. Where did Pepe Le Pew get the idea for his hair color?
A. Colossal Boy's boxer shorts.
A. Colossal Boy's boxer shorts.
Q. What unique item in the Clubhouse Trophy Room honors the "Longest Winning Streak" by a Legionnaire?
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A. Those circle things on Brainy's forehead.
A. Those circle things on Brainy's forehead
Q: What is the cleverest 31st century method of covering up acne?
A: Team 20
A: Team 20
Q. What Legionnaires are old enough for war but not for drinking?
A. Two Hundred McCalauleybucks and No Kissing.
A. Two Hundred McCauleybucks and No Kissing.
Q. What's Shameless Hussy's asking price?
A. Universo's monacle and Titanian wedding wands.
A. Universo's monacle and Titanian wedding wands.
Q. What's in Saturn Girl's hope chest?
A. Galactus and the planetary chance machine.
A. Galactus and the planetary chance machine.
Q. Name two things besides Wayne Newton XIV you'll always find in 31st Century Las Vegas?
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A. The Amazers, the Workforce, and the Cadets.
A. The Amazers, the Workforce, and the Cadets.
Q. Summarize Shameless Hussy's romantic history.
A. The Revolt of the Super Pets
A. The Revolt of the Super Pets
Q: What did Mekt call his second battle with the Super-Pets?
A: The Great Proty Puzzle!
A: The Great Proty Puzzle!
Q: Kids, what's Oooey, Gooey fun on a rainy afternoon?
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A: Part of Legion World is floating debris in space!
A: Part of Legion World is floating debris in space!
Q. What's the biggest continuity error in Legion history?
A. Matter Eater Lad's flagpole chomping ability.
A. Matter Eater Lad's flagpole chomping ability.
Q. What Legionnaire's super power can turn the world on with a smile even at half mast?
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A. Khundian Idol and Legion Cadet Apprentice
A: Khundian Idol and Legion Cadet Apprentice
Q: What two 31st Century reality shows were a distant 2nd and 3rd to Kem Family and Friends in the ratings?
A: Monster in a little girl's mind
A: Monster in a little girl's mind
Q. What was the subtitle of the article in the latest Metropolis Teen Beat titled "Shrinking Violet's Lust for Colossal Boy"?
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A. Gates' favorite hobby
A. Gates' favorite hobby
Q. What is teleporting into the girls' locker room while they are changing? Oops, sorry that's my favorite hobby... If I could actually teleport that is.
A. Kid Q's dental floss
A. Kid Q's dental floss
Q. Just like time, what does Jazmin never run out of (but actually knows how to use)?
A. Tenzil's worst nightmare
A. Tenzil's worst nightmare
Q. Who was Eyeful Ethel?
A. Evillo's Giant Eyeful Ethel Robot
A. Evillo's Giant Eyeful Ethel Robot
Q. Who would the Giant Robotic Lesbian like to meet?
A. Two silver-ales and a ticket off of Rimbor.
A. Two silver-ales and a ticket off of Rimbor.
Q. What are the exciting grand prizes for the winner of this year's Miss Rimbor competition?
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A. Mano's other hand.
A. Mano's other hand.
Q. If you were Mano, which hand would you spank your monkey with: Mano's disintegrator hand, or Mano's other hand?
A. Evillo's 12 wives.
A. Evillo's 12 wives.
Q. Who does Eyeful Ethel have an eye for?
A. Singularity's shoulder pads.
Man o man, I can't believe I'm killing my favorite thread.
bump.
The answer is... Singularity's shoulder pads.
A. Singularity's shoulder pads.
Q: What accessory inspired the bulky, padded Giffen costumes of the late LSH v3?
A: McCauley's Last Stand
A: McCauley's Last Stand
Q: The closing of what ruined Leland's chances on the 31st century version of "The Apprentice"?
A: The Super-Doghouse of Space
A: The Super-Doghouse of Space
Q. Where does Tinya have Jo living right now?
A. Fortress Lad
Q. What rhymes with Mattress Lad?
A. Your very own life-size Zoe Saugin replica doll.
A: Your very own life-size Zoe Saugin replica doll.
Q: What might be worthwhile, except Zoe probably won't look anything like that next week?
A: A giant Starfinger-shaped headquarters!
A: A giant Starfinger-shaped headquarters!
Q: What birthday gift did Starro least want?
A: An inerton-lined can o'beans.
At the risk of stalling this game again . . .
A: An inerton-lined can o'beans.
Q: What's the only thing that's immune to a Daxamite can o'worms?
A: White Witch's evening gloves.
Q. What did Brainy try on in order to get Lyle's attention?
A. He has two left feet.
A: He has two left feet.
Q: What were the unexpected results of Starfinger's attempts to duplicate Luornu's power?
A: A vacation in the 20th century.
A: A vacation in the 20th century.
Q: What was Dr. Gym'll's prize for correctly answering KLSH's (The Roc) rock trivia question, "Which philangesian hit helped introduce the 20th century's Beatles to The New World?"
A: Champaign
A: Champaign
Q: Where do I live?
A: Starfinger's funky mask with the booby looking eye thingies.
Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
A: Champaign
what the heck is that about, BB?
I don't know what the "Champaign" thing is about... maybe something to do with Issue #34's writer?
Anyways, back to the game:
I guess the last answer was...
A: Starfinger's funky mask with the booby looking eye thingies.
Q: What would be difficult to see through if it had nipples?
A: X-Bomb Betty's Space Burrito Stand
A: X-Bomb Betty's Space Burrito Stand
Q: Wher ei sone place Gas Girl should not go?
A: Colossal Boy's jock strap
A: Colossal Boy's jock strap
Q: What does Absorbancy Boy use as a blanket?
A: Undetectable by Athramites
A: Undetectable by Athramites.
Q: What is the only joke not told about Tasmia's Crotch Armor?
A: Three Rimborians and a badly mangled duck!
A: Three Rimborians and a badly mangled duck!
Q: What were the only remnants left in the Luck Lords' Sex Room that sentients don't have an explanation for?
A: This is the real reason they were named the Uncanny Amazers.
A: This is the real reason they were named the Uncanny Amazers.
Q: Because calling themselves the Uncanny X-Men would have resulted in a copyright infringement suit.
A: Sarya of Venegar, Ingria Olav and Cera Kesh.
Originally posted by jimgallagher:
Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
[b]
A: Champaign
Oh sorry Jim, I lost track of this thread. Minesurfer has it. I thought I'd throw something out about Kirk Champaign to see if anyone could come up with something.
A: Sarya of Venegar, Ingria Olav and Cera Kesh.
B: Who were the members of that 30th century oldies group "Third Eye Mine" best known for their remake of Fleetwood Mac's "Emerald Eyes."
A: Michael Jackson's handprint.
Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
I thought I'd throw something out about Kirk Champaign to see if anyone could come up with something.
I think his name is Keith Champagne.
I live in Champaign, IL and was quite surprised to see my hometown mentioned in this thread. Thought you were intending it for me for some reason.
A: Michael Jackson's handprint.
Q. What may be on Mano's costume but is definitely on all the little boys who have visited the Neverland Ranch?
A. Murran Super Pills and a case of Silverale
A. Murran Super Pills and a case of Silverale
Q. How did the Uncanny Amazers get their powers?
A. The only flavor not served at Nine Planets.
A. The only flavor not served at Nine Planets.
Q. What is Bismollian Reflux?
A. Nura does, but not with you.
A. Nura does, but not with you.
Q. What is the Space-Tube Snake Boogie?
A. That came from Tenzel, not Koko.
A. That came from Tenzel, not Koko.
Q: Isn't there a lot of metal in that poop?
A: Who's you're daddy?
A: Who's you're daddy?
Q: What sounds alot like Hoosier Daddy?
A: The Legion of Scrub-stitutes.
A: The Legion of Scrub-stitutes.
Q: What's the mid-season replacement for NBC's SCRUBS?
A: Umbra
A: Umbra
Q: What was Ferro's reaction when he saw Tasmia's new outfit? ("Um... bra...!")
A: The Dazzling Debut of Dawnstar!
A: The Dazzling Debut of Dawnstar!
Q: What answer got little Drake an "A" on his Englsih assignment on alliteration?
A: Because it was Minesurfer's turn.
A: Because it was Minesurfer's turn.
Q. Why is this my favorite all-time thread?
A. Tarnished Crotch Armor.
A. Tarnished Crotch Armor.
Q. Why does Umbra wear a thong into battle?
A. Variants must be deleted.
A. Variants must be deleted.
Q. Why did Varalent change his name?
A. The Bride of MLLash.
A. The Bride of MLLash.
Q. Who was unexpectedly left at home holding the bleach bottle while the groom and the best man went off on honeymoon?
A. The cover of Legion #35
A. The cover of Legion #35
Q. What is the proof that if the 21st century is considered the Information Age, the 31st century must be the Bond Age.
A. Command Kid's actual super power
A. Command Kid's actual super power
Q. Why is Dreamer "...all tied up."?
A. Universo's spare monocle
A. Universo's spare monocle
Q. What would MacGyver need besides a wad of gum and a paper clip to break into Legion HQ?
A. Bubble heads Cosmic King and Mano.
A. Bubble heads Cosmic King and Mano.
Q. Who are the first 2 in line evry time Jack's Aquarium has a sale on fishbowls?
A. Wonder Woman, boy wonder, and the wonderbra.
A. Wonder Woman, boy wonder, and the wonderbra.
Q. By the 31st century, what three wonderful things has the Wonderful World of Disney STILL not featured?
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A. Duo Damsel's Double-Play!
Ooo. Can I play?
Originally posted by Future:
A. Duo Damsel's Double-Play!
Q. Why does Bouncing Boy resent Matter-Eater Lad?
A. Arms Fall-Off Boy, Mano, and Superboy.
Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
[qb]
A: Every-Ten-Years Monster
Q: What is Calorie Queen's affectionate name for Evillo's erection?
Calorie Queen? I'm sure you meant Saturn Queen.
Originally posted by ferroboy:
A: Every-Ten-Years Monster
Q: What is Calorie Queen's affectionate name for Evillo's erection?
Calorie Queen? I'm sure you meant Saturn Queen.
I'm pretty sure Evillo nailed both of them, hence all of his "evilness"... although there must have been alot of time between each "thumping".
Back to the game...
A. Arms Fall-Off Boy, Mano, and Superboy.
Q. Who are three people whose superhero name can also double as their porno name?
A. The Orandian Royal Rumble.
Originally posted by minesurfer:
A. Arms Fall-Off Boy, ...
Q. Who are three people whose superhero name can also double as their porno name?
Heh...Some porno.
A. The Orandian Royal Rumble.
Q: What sound does Projectra's stomach make when she hasn't eaten recently? (Hey, there have to be a few G-rated ones!)
A: Imra, Garth, and Rokk on a Saturday night.
A: Imra, Garth, and Rokk on a Saturday night.
Q. Where can one find thinkin', drinkin', and iron clinkin'?
A. The Life and Times of Morlock the Merciless.
A. The Life and Times of Morlock the Merciless.
Q. What did Ming's step-brother title his book?
A. Roaring Inferno
A. Roaring Inferno
Q. What unflattering nickname did Dirk Morgna have to live down after a weekend binge at La Casa Beano?
A. For No Better Reason
A. For No Better Reason
Q. Why do I keep reviving this thread?
A. Inside Scavenger's closet.
A. Inside Scavenger's closet.
Q: Where can you find all the old costumes of the Female Legionnaires, like Saturn Girl's pink bikini?
A: Command Kid
A: Command Kid
Q. What's the three word name for Metropolis' hottest new comedy improv theatre; the second word being 'and'?
A: Great jewels of Jumar
A: "Great jewels of Jumar!"
Q: What's Lester Spiffany's latest exclamation?
A: X-Bomb Betty
A: X-Bomb Betty
Q: What's Lester Spiffany's latest sexclamation?
A: The Work Force
A: The Work Force
Q: Who're Gates and his Union followers mounting a revolt against these days?
A: Proty III
A: Proty III
Q: For what movie did Survivor record, "Eye of the Tiger... er, Elephant... er, keep Still
Until the Song's Recorded, Dammit!"?
A: 12 Angry Men
A: 12 Angry Men
Q: What do you call Evillo's ex-wives with a case of Grandin gender-reversal germs?
A: "My super-chest intercepted your execution rays!"
A: "My super-chest intercepted your execution rays!"
Q: Give Dreamer a little Ecstacy and Silverale and what does she go off spouting at all the onlookers?
A: Black Day for the Legion
A: "Black Day for the Legion"
Q: The day Dreamer returns from Dr. Gym'll's medlab having had super-chest reduction surgery to alleviate her backaches
A: I'd like to 'ultra-size' it!
A: I'd like to 'ultra-size' it!
Q: Which of Apparition's Freudian slips was the Legion laughing about on their way home from the Super McDonalds...of Space?
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A: Because upside-down rocket ships are so last season.
A: Because upside-down rocket ships are so last season.
Q: Why did go-getter trend-setting and stylings czar Rond Vidar (pronounced 'Vee-Dare' in fashion circles) invent the Time Cube?
______
A. Tellus another fish story.
A: Tellus: Another Fish Story.
Q: What was the White Triangle Propaganda Holovid regarding Hykraians called?
A: Revolt of the Legion Reservists!
Q: What happened during the "Sloppy Joe" shortage of 2995?
A: space-crabs
A: space-crabs
Q: What giant creatures were Gim forced to wrestle after being misheard asking for directions on where to catch a space-cab?
A: Nothing in here but that can of rubbish!
Q: What did Brainy tell Chuck to keep him from going into his quarters and discovering a still-basking-in-the-afterglow Lyle.
A: Two Hypno-Beasts and a Devil Fish.
Q: What will you face if you do not immediately kneel before her highness?
A: A princess, a pea, and her courtly steed.
A: A princess, a pea, and her courtly steed.
Q: What was the name of the Harlequinn romance holovid that Vi was caught watching at 3am?
A: He doesn't just "think" fast.
A:he doesn't just "think" fast.
Q: what reply did Andromeda give when questioned about Brainiac 5's sexual prowess?
A:Super Mobydick of space, Zaryan the conqueror, and the Validus plague.
Q: Name a dick, a prick and something that'll make you sick.
A: Lead underwear will do that to a guy.
Q: Why was Cosmic Boy so annoyed after Element Lad transmuted his clothing?
A: Star Boy's beard
Q: What is commonly referred to as "the Super Flavor-Saver...of Space!!!"?
A: I was sore for a week afterwards, but Tellus didn't seem to mind.
Q: What was the most common comment in the log of the Legion's secret esionage mission which required them infiltrating the Synchronzied Swimming Competition at the Galatcic Games?
A: Sensor's shedded skin
Q: What's Tenzil's favorite breakfast cereal?
A: He was busy "seeding the rim worlds" if ya know what I mean.
A: He was busy "seeding the rim worlds" if ya know what I mean
Q: Why did M'onel have such a big grin on his face when he returned from his journeys?
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A: Because she's still a snake at heart.
Q: Why did Sensor eat my pet rat?
A: Dream Girl, Phantom Girl and a tub of cher-berr gelato.
A:Dream Girl,Phantom Girl, and a tub of cher-ber gelato.
Q: name a L.I.L.F, a M.I.L.F, and a "WTF"?
A:Mordru, Ontir, and a 30 piece bucket of fried Elva-bird drumsticks.
Q. Name three things that will never be found in Umbra's Crotch Armor.
A. Because Invisible Kid lost his flight ring.
Q: What, when followed by "and it ended up in a box of breakfast cereal", plays a key role the origin of Floating Foxlike Creature Boy's powers?
A: Ferro's First Kiss!
Q: What event ended tragically with Andrew Nolan fused to the Super Electro Magnet at the Metropolis Space Museum?
A: Because Gates asked her to the Prom!
Q: What caused Insect Queen's abdomen to light up?
A: A good reason to stop using currency that feeds on metal.
Q: Has Ferro started singing an octave higher?
A: Cosmic Boy felt things were moving too slow.
Q: Why did we suddenly skip ahead five years?!?
A: Because Laurel's thong wouldn't fit.
A: Because Laurel's thong wouldn't fit.
Q: Why did Brainy stuff Andromeda's sock in his mouth?
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A: Yellow with a hint of aquamarine
A: Yellow with a hint of aquamarine
Q: What color kryptonite, "accidentally" discovered by Lyle Norg, has no effect on Kryptonians, but turns Coluans gay for 24 hours at a time?
A: Legion of the Darned
I have two for this one:
A: Legion of the Darned
Q: What supervillain group was formed in second grade detention?
A: Legion of the Darned
Q: What cabal of assassins would kill their victims by stabbing them with knitting needles?
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A: Under Ultra Boy's bed.
Q: Where did Tinya's pre-boot bellbottom costume finally end up?
A: Because I was Re-Imagined this way...
Q: Why did you come into being only after John Lennon gave up on peace?
A: Proof that Roxxas experimented with Profem.
Q: What do you call this "Roxxy and the Roxxettes" Summer Reunion Tour?
A: We had to find something for Marla Latham to do!
Q. How did Tasmia's crotch armor get so shiney?
A. Because he wouldn't answer to Mordork anymore.
Q: Why did Dirk finally start calling Gim "Colossal Boy"?
A: Either that or Supergirl got in to the Red Kryptonite again!
Q: Did Brainy just ask Superboy to the dance?!?
A: Because Dr. Gym'll won't see you without the proper Health Insurance.
Q: Why does Sun Boy still have that burning sensation?
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: Why did Tenzil spit out those Venturan Walking Coins?
A: Because we couldn't afford another new Headquarters.
Q. Why can't Fortress Lad bring his wife to Earth?
A. The Chloroform Kid and Stoned Boy.
Q: Name two of the founders of the Legion of Stupor-Heroes.
A: Because Kid Psycho was busy.
Q. Why was Kid Rock allowed into the Legion of Stupor-heroes?
A. Impetuous Lass and Colors Outside the Lines Kid.
edit: Got my Q and A reversed.
Q: Who was the first Legionnaires couple to deal with unwanted teenage pregnancy?
A: Catsmilk and Virginmage
(If this wrecks the thread, ignore it.
)
Q: Name 2 ingredients found in Miss Terious's spell to reverse Mysa's weathered old Hag transformation?
A: "Just let me go."
Q. What did Jo Nah say after his twentieth Silver Ale?
A. Evolvo Lad did it, but he was in primitive form.
Q: Who finally knocked of Jeopardy Grand Mage Ken Jennings?
A: Legion Headquarters just isn't the same without it.
Q: Why is Computo on the Legion's Most Wanted List?
A: Arm-Fall-Off Boy and Ultra Boy.
Q: Who do you get to have an un-rigged
arm-wrestling championship on Rimbor?
A: Mysa's three super-girlfriends.
Q: Who gave Blok those super-hickeys?
A: Because Vi shrunk and her costume didn't.
Q: Why did the Athramites get fired?
A: Universo's monacle and pixie slippers.
Q: What were the only things that Tyroc wore to the last Legion streaking party?
A: Well, he's not the richest sentient in the system for nothing.
Q: Why did RJ Brande never marry?
A: Sklarian Raider Slumber Party.
Q: What's one place you're sure to be beaten to a pulp and have your space-wallet stolen?
A: A couple of pluberry jello shots is usually all it takes!
Q: How much does it take to get a Proty drunk?
A: The 9 Planets Ice Cream shop was closed.
Q: What triggered panic amongst the SW6 Legion after they got out of their pods?
A: Validus was hungry!
Q: Where'd Whizzy and the rest of the Super Pets go?
A: You just can't buy that kind of publicity!
Q: With such a high fatality rate for his Work Force, what was McCauley's logic for keeping it active?
A: It's called a Buffer Zone.
Q: What was the unofficial name of the Legion Workout room?
A: Time Cube
Q: What does Tenzil use to make Temporal Stew?
A: Titanet.
Q. What is another term for Violet's fishnet stockings?
A. Sharn Nux
Q: On the History Channelnet special, "30th Century Weapons of War", who used the infamous "10 Dildoes of Death"?
A: The Beetles.
Q: What does Gates eat when he runs out of grubs?
A: Super Stretch-Marks...of SPACE!
Q: What does Nura Nal see every night that terrifies her more than any of her past battles?
A: A boom tube, a fish bowl, and Angtu.
Q: What three things have never screwed in a light bulb?
A: Catspaw, catnip, and a ball of yarn.
Come on people.... don't make me question my own answer.
Because I'll do it.
The answer is:
A: Catspaw, catnip, and a ball of yarn.
Q. What did Krypto get as a gag gift at last year's Legion of Super Pets Christmas party?
A. Because the Time Trapper had a previous engagement.
Q: Why did Glorith accept the award for Best Villian in a Supporting Role at this year's Takron Galtos Awards Ceremony?
A: If you had x-ray vision you would too!
Q: Why does Wildfire always "explode" around Dawny?
A: Because it was in the Rocketship
Q. Why was Superboy secretly called "Dirty Diaper Lad" behind his back?
A. Because they couldn't get a spot on "Jerry Springer".
Q: Why did Ultra Boy & Timber Wolf stop seeing each other?
A: Shrinking Chrysanthemum
Q: What was the name of Violet's gay half-brother?
A: The timetrapper's cloak, Mordru's hat and Laurel Gand's thong
Q. What three items on their list led to the untimely demise of every single member of the Legion of Super Scavenger-Hunters?
A. For 2.5 million in credit vouchers, you would, too!
Q: How could anyone -- much less galactic heart-throb Sun Boy -- shack up with SP Chief Circe and flirt with Earth President Wellington?
A: It's green, glowing and hungry!
Q: What is Matter-Eater Lad after eating a gamma bomb and a Miracle Machine?
A: Blank stares.
Q: Which power did Visi-Lad find especially useful during Scrabble?
A: A golden anniversary gift for Rokk's parents
Q. What did Tenzil eat that got him banned for life from Braal, and almost expelled from the Legion?
A. Takron-Galtos was having its annual Prisoner Rodeo.
Q: How did Holdur become a respected, well-known criminal?
A: A bottle of kono juice, Kathoon's moon, and Vrykos at your side.
Q. What were the prizes for the first showcase showdown of Nov 29, 3004 that eventually led to it being "passed" upon so that the contestant could bid on something better in the next showcase?
A. The Legion Outpost Companion.
Q: Who was rejected for Legion membership for having the same powers as Lad Boy?
A: Only in years divisible by 4 but not divisible by 400
Q: When does Superboy celebrate his birthday?
A: Timber Wolf and Blok
Q: What did the lumberjack yell to the creator of Law and Order and his tax accountant?
A: Of course, it's star-shaped!
Q. What was Nura's reply when asked about Thom's "miracle machine"?
A. A case of Silverale and a Dominion battle wagon.
Q: What did Lad Boy recently describe to his wife as "a beer and a cab ride home?"
A: an elementary consequence of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
Q: What was the title of Brainy's first-grade math textbook?
A: Oli-3 Queen
Q: What was the headline the day the Daily Planet outed the descendent of a Justice Leaguer?
A: Because Marla wanted a souvenir from Superboy's time.
Q: Why did Ultraboy steal Superboy's underwear?
A: Not as hairy as Furball
Q.What caused Spider Girl to fall into a 3 month bout of depression?
A.The Validus plague.
Q: What did Graym constantly complain about at school?
A: 3 inches, even on Imsk.
Q; What is Colossal Boy's secret shame?
A: Not since we caught Lyle invisible in our room.
Q: When was the last time the Legion 'heavyweights' (Timberwolf, Valor, Ultra Boy) tried out new athramite-designed jock straps?
A: A Sun-Eater.
Q: Whats Dirk's girlfriend's nickname?
A: Two Cargittes and a bowl of jello
Q. What was Bouncing Boy's best "Valentine's Surprise"?
A. Because he REALLY needed a ride to Medicus-1?
Why did Timberwolf refuse to ride the bus to Medicus-2?
SHAZAM!
Q: Whose predilection for insisting young children were really adults got him in trouble with the cosmic authorities?
A: Laurel Kent.
Q. Who shot Laurel Kent?
A. In the back seat of the Legion Cruiser.
<<Laurel Kent>>
Q: Name two small Maryland towns whose only claim to fame is their simultaneous appearance in this LegionWorld thread?
A: I can't believe it's not butter!
Q: What did Tenzil say after the first bite of the Miracle Machine?
A: Only on Teall!
Q: Where do you get San Jose Sharks merchandise?
A: The Time Trapper and Rokk Krinn.
Q: Because of an anagrammatical error, what was was delivered to a legion world founder instead of his requested "The Kramer Tit, Naked Pink Porn" ?
A: i before e except after c.
Q: What is one spelling rule in Interlac?
A: A Super-Reject.
Q: Besides Sex-crazed Lunatic, Shameless Flirt, Useless Goof-Off, what title has been given to Lad Boy in the past week?
A: 3 Khund warriors, 2 fishnet stockings, Element Lad's pink costume with the big "E".
Q: What did Legion Worlders get for Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzza?
A: Lightning Lad, Live Wire and Garth Ranzz.
Q: What prize does Lad Boy get for this -- his <blink>500th</blink> post at LegionWorld ?
A: Thanagar, Vinegar, Manager
Q: On a Thanagarian Bird of Prey, who deals with oil mishaps?
A: Darkseid and Universo.
Q. Who took first and second place in the "I have a stupid name" contest.
A. Vibrex and Absorbancy Boy
Originally posted by lancesrealm:
A. Vibrex and Absorbancy Boy
Q: Who got their names from ads for cleaning products?
A: Comet the Super Horse
Q: Who is one of Santa Lad's reindeer?
A: A time bubble.
Q: What did Tenzil burp after eating the Miracle Machine?
A: Infectious Lass must have sneezed!
Q: Why was Braal quarantined after the Legion of Substitute Heroes' last mission?
A: Paul Levitz.
Q. Who took his pen name from a catalogue advertising pale Levis?
A. Polecat's flatulence
Q: What was the most unexpected biological weapon the Dominators perfected in their SW-chambers?
A: Tyroc's Christmas Carollers
Q: Which Christmas Carollers inspired ear muffs?
A: Reflecto's secret identity, pre-Crisis.
Q: What was OJ Simpson's other claim to fame?
A: Just left of Khundia.
Q: Where is Left Khundia?
A: The HERO dial.
Q. What was Dream Girl's birth control pill dispenser called?
A. A Coluan with a really bad case of the hiccups.
Q: Who explained Identity Crisis to DC's editors and creators?
A: It's Coluan for love.
Q: What is Pi R Squared?
A: The Mission Monitor Bored.
Q: What were the first cases of 'Blighted' Legionnaires called around the bar?
A: Emerald Eyes and silver bracelets.
Q: What do you give Sarya the lycanthrope?
A: Legion of the Gosh-Darned.
Q. What was Legion of the Damned called in Canada?
A. nakedcarggites.com
Q: Where does The Man From Cargg earn his living?
A: LSH volume 3.5 Number 45.13865
Q: What lost Legion artifact did Shikari actually sense floating in the rift when she took off from her Legion buddies?
A: Lyle, Condo, Ayla, Vi.
Q: Who is the Legion Espionage Barbershop Quartet?
A: Bouncing Boy's dog.
Q: Who did pre-boot Duo Damsel have to compete with for Chuck Taine's affection?
A: Atom Girl and re-booted Crotch Armor.
Q: What are two things fans of the WaK Legion will apparently never see.
A: Because no man escapes the Manhunters!
Q: So why did Laurel Kent sneak into Dirk Morgana's room?
A: Two Durlans and a Khund!
Q: What is the start of most dirty jokes in the 30th Century?
A: Beaten by a girl
Q: What is the punchline of most dirty jokes in the 30th century?
A: The Lone Wolf Legionnaire Reporter!
Q: Who tells most of the dirty jokes in the 30th century?
A: Mattress Fires!
Q: How does Ayla jokingly refer to her numerous breakups with boyfriends?
A: The Rookie who Betrayed the Legion!
Q: What was the result of the Legion recruiting from magno-ball teams?
A: Advertising rep for a baby delivery service.
Q: What was Nura Nal's first job?
A: But, you said they'd float!
Q: To what Sun Boy line did Cera Kesh reply "I meant in water, nincompoop!" after Sun Boy pushed two casual observers off the roof of Legion Headquarters as a test of her powers.
A: Jumpin' Catfish!
Q: What was the name of the Louisiana superhero who tried for Legion membership?
A: 25 member rule
Q: What did the call the rule that ensured Colossal Boy could only enter the locker room at normal size?
A: "The Price of Love in the Dominion"
Q: What 31st century game show, hosted by B'obb B'arker, is a cross between The Price is Right and The Love Connection?
A: The Reverse Waterfalls
Q: Which of the Seven Wonders of the 31st Century accidently sent Devilfish to an early (and watery) grave?
A: The only girl to ever actually love a Sun-Eater
Q: What did Dirk become after borrowing Sean's Pro-Fem?
A: The blunt side of the Persuader's axe
Q: What did the old warden at Takron-Galtos use to tell the rookie guards he'd tan their hide with if they didn't feed Validus when they were supposed to?
A: Lana Lang's blue and red skirt!
Q. What was Pete Ross wearing when his mother came into his room, causing her to have a nervous breakdown?
A. Polar Boy, a case of Silverale, and the Emerald Eye.
Q: What three things were responsible for the origin of Emerald Emperor Penguin?
A: Dream Boy
Q: What did Light Lass tell Cos when he made a pass at her?
A: Two pom-poms and a silly looking mega-phone thingie.
Q: What are Kitson's key design elements for threeboot Tyroc's new uniform?
A: Stone Boy, Orando, Dawnstar
Q: Name the Legion World band inspired by the 70's group Tony Orlando and Dawn.
A: Tyroc's pimped-out 'fro.
Q: Where did Violet get her groove back?
A: Stuck in the Lazyboy
Q: Where did Porcupine Pete's quills end up when he tried out alongside an applicant with super-lethargy powers?
A: The Secret Origin of Super-Monkey!
Q: What do you call a documentary about W?
A: So THAT's what the Rokynite REALLY said to the Naltorian!
Q: When Waid and Kitson's run comes to an end, what will be the final line of dialogue?
A: Prisoner of the Substitute-Heroes!
Q. What did the Jehovah's Witness become when he knocked on the door of a clubhouse with tail fins?
A. Nura's lingerie
Q: What does Thom decorate his floor with?
A: Deep in the heart of Roxxas
Q. Where did Jan want to put the last crystal tsarin on Trom?
A. Because the Science Police radided the bathhouses on Rimbor.
Q. Why was Gim's brother recently seen in a bathhouse on Winath?
A. Because, like it or not, the Legion is now part of Earthgov's inner circle.
Q:Why does Garth now say, "Bon appetit, grandpa," when greeting dignitaries?
A: A flight ring, a threshold and Adlai Stevenson.
Q: What three things did Grover Cleveland receive during the Legionnaires trip to the 1880s?
A: The Straight-Buddies of Rimbor
Q: Who are the least likely candidates for Legion-Slash stories?
A: Because Lash said so.
Q: How do we know that "Straight Buddies of Rimbor" is a really misleading name?
A: Shadow Lass's leather outfit
Q: What do Talokians use the other parts of those farm animals for?
A: Delegate Ardeen, Winema Wazzo and Marta Allon
Q. Who created the 31st century First Wives Club?
A. Holdur and Persuader
Q. How did Bouncing Boy get Duo Damsel to "give it up"?
A. Because the Fatal Five were busy.
Q: Why did the Jackson Five get signed to a record contract?
A: Evillo, Metallo and J-Lo
Q: Name three super villians who's names end in "lo".
A: The Time Cube
Q: What is the Amalgam Universe's version of Rond Vidar crossed with Ice Cube?
A: Legionnaire's Disease
Q. What's Drura got?
A. Kathoon.
Q. What does Lydda's sneeze sound like?
A. Flight Ring
Q: what do you call a telephone reminder from your airline?
A: Only John Byrne.
Q: Who signed up for Gates' sensitivity training class?
A: The Luck Lords or that nasty rash.
Q: What are two things that you don't want bothering you after you leave Ventura?
A: A Superboy robot, a Neptunian invisible, and an ancient twentieth century satellite.
Q: What are the first three things one comes across in Grant Morrison's living room?
A: Northern Exposure, Twilight Zone and Three Eyed Sam From the Planet Wham!
What are Cobie's three least used alternate ID's here on Lewgion World?
Bizarro Waid and Mr. Mxytlkitson
Q: Who are the Legion's founding members in the next reboot?
A: Kara, Goobers, and Beatlemania Live.
Q: What is Querl's idea of a good night?
A: Cobie's farm
Q: The place in Scotland where Paul McCartney hangs out since his "death" in 1968.
A: "Why, 2 cups of Protean and a dash of cinnamin, of course!"
Q. What could possibly be worse than a cup of Protean with a dash of cinnamon?
A. Close cover before striking.
Q. What are the instructions printed on the back of Senior Widebottom's Pantaloons?
A. Think Twice
Q. What Lu had to do before agreeing to marry Chuck.
A. A pocket full of Kryptonite.
Q. Are you happy to see me, or is that a pocket full of Kryptonite?
A. Phantom of the Opera
Q: How does one describe Lee Falk's singing career?
A: The Longest Yard
Drat! Too slow!
Q. What would the Allons' house have if they moved away from Big City?
A. Part of a good, nutritious breakfast.
Q. How do you say "Legion of Super Pets" in Talokian?
A. The Rolling Stones
Q. What does Lu call Chuck's testicles?
A. It's cheaper on Tuesdays.
Q. Why won't you see Dr. Gym'll on Restaurant Row on Mondays or Wednesdays?
A. Blue Skin and Green Hair
Q: How do you know when your Oan fetish has gone too far?
A: It could have been worse; she could have been a Protean.
Q. What did Gim say when he found out "Vi" was really the Durlan Yera?
A. A cup of tea, a cookie and you.
Q: "The Maw's" bedtime snack
A: His transuit was inside out.
Q: How could anyone have mistaken Sean Erin for a girl?
A: It's not the heat; it's the humidity.
Q: What excuse did Gigi use in dumping Dirk?
A: Arsenic and old lace
Q: Name two main ingredients of a fancy Bismollian dessert.
A. One million
Q: How many dirty socks went missing before it was discovered that Matter-Eater Lad was addicted to them?
A: The Legion of Super-Rejects
Q. Name the support group formed by men Nura left at the altar.
A. Bits of Legionnaire Business
Q. What does Bouncing Boy leave behind in the Super-Toilet... of Space?
A. The Puppet-Planetoid.
Q: Where did Dark Lambchop get its start?
A: Zero Hour
Q: When does Inferiority Complex Anonymous meet?
A: Tyroc's bikini line
Q: Where has no man gone before..?
A: Emerald Empress'Lingerie
Q: Where many men have gone before,...but none returned!
A: The Mutara Nebula
Q: What can kill a thread for five days?
A: Splendidman and the Battalion of Hyper-Good-Guys
Q: Rejected name for Workforce?
A: Saturn Girl's boobs!!!
Q: How did Garth get "Ring around the collar"?
A: Two scoops of Bgztl Blue.
Q: What did Brek discover when he hit on Phantom Lad?
A: That's what Rimborians call, 'The Good Old Days.'
Q: What was the name of the now vacant hotel where Jo sometimes took his dates, the one that was the crown jewel of the Days Inn of Space chain before Marriott bought the property and instituted its 100% no-burning beds policy?
A: Not a significant source of trans fat.
Q: What label is required by Bismollian law to be put on transuits?
A. The Fatal Five
Q:What do you call a number 5 that falls off a sign and crushes someone?
A:Side-effects may include runny nose, sneezing and nausea.
Q: What is the most enduring label earned by John Byrne?
A: The truth is out there.
Q: Why did Andromeda become a Space Nun?
A: Braalian Metal Monsters
Q: Name the band Ozzy Osbourne formed when he was revived from cryostasis in 2978.
A: "Who let the Khunds out?"
Q: What unlikely cover did the Braalian Metal Monsters score their only #1 single with?
A: Last Fight for a Legionnaire!
Q: What did WWF fan Cosmic Boy say just before his holo privileges were revoked?
A: Death Stroke at Dawn
Q: What was the Teen Titans' code phrase for the best time to attack Deathstroke the Terminator (e.g., when he was watching "Gilligan's Isle," featuring Dawn (Mary Ann) Wells)?
A: Superboy's Future Shock
Q. What was dumber than Superboy's Past Shock?
A. Meet "Iron" Mike Grell
Q: The real reason Karate Kid spent so much time in the 1970s was to do what?
A: Because all the bizarros were busy.
Q: Why did the Legionnaires finally call upon the Subs for help?
A: Quislet's Quandry!
Q: How do you alliteratively describe:
Things really turned for the worse
No one was posting a verse
The people had spoken
The meter was broken
The "Limericks" thread was a hearse.
A: Lyle Norg's last will and testament
Q: The real reason there was a reboot?
A: Purple.
Q: Who is Prince's favorite Luornu?
A: medium rare.
Q. What the Bizarros answered when asked if witches were common on their world.
A. Gim's athletic supporter
Q: How did Yera mistakenly describe to Mrs. Allon the cheerleader outfit she wore for Halloween, when Gim was a Quarterback?
A: More fun than a barrel full of Beppos!
Q: How did Monkey-Eater Lad rate dining at the Gorilla City daycare center?
A: Jacques' first date with Drura.
Q: What event was crudely described as a Sub sandwich with only 4 grams of fat?
A: Streaky and Whizzy
Q: How would you describe the visible results of Drura's practical jokes?
A: A river of rocks
Q: What creek were the Legionnaires up without their paddles when they had to listen to Cosmic Boy's leadership acceptance speech?
A: A visit to Nullport
Bump
Q: What was the subtitle of the thesis on the intellectual theories of Timber Wolf.
A: From Out of the Phantom Zone.
Q: What was the liberation slogan of the gay Kryptonian prisoners?
A: the Time Trapper's day off
What's celebrated on the 29th of February in non-leap years?
Next:
We hold these truths to be self-evident
Q: What did the SP's say about charges when they arrested the 31st Century's hottest punk band, the Truth's?
Next:
A: Damn the torpedoes
Q: What did Gim Allon say after stuffing that submarine down his tights?
A: Fireballing
Q: Why did Dirk have an asbestos duvet on his bed?
A: 9/11/3001
Q: When was the next on-time Mike Grell project released?
A: That's the way --uh huh-- Waid likes it
Q: Why is KC and the Sunshine Band's Greatest Hits the only music played at the DC comics annual holiday party?
A: 51.999
Q: How many reboots has the Legion been through in the last 20 years?
A:Grimbor's booby trap
Q: What Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie item was recently sold on eBay to a legion World founder?
A: Ten centuries of sensory deprivation
Q: What did it feel like to read a Bates LSH script?
A: Daxam! Daxam! Go, Daxam!
Q: What cheer was heard coming from the inebriated Legion World attendees at this year's Super Bowl?
A: Like, <giggle>, ohmigod!, y'know?
Q: The use of what popular 1980s slang expression in the 31st century, proves that Frank Zappa will maintain his cult status for over a thousand years?
A: Arm-Fall-Off Boy and a dirty magazine
Q: What could possibly be more frustrating than a date with Infectious Lass during a penicillin shortage?
A: The not-so-obvious way Power Girl differs from Supergirl.
Q: For what unpublished story were Howard Chaykin and Milo Manera barred from ever doing JSA again?
A: The real reason Green Lanterns aren't allowed on Earth on Mondays.
Q: What follows Karaoke Sundays here:
Green Lantern Bar ?
A: As seen on You Tube after the SDCC.
Q: In a few months, what will be the new member status of a number of Legion Worlders?
A: Unabomber
Q: How did Countdown go over with Legion fans?
A: Branch Davidians
Q: What do you call fans who always agree with the "Dyvud" half of Double-Header in arguments with his "stupid other head"?
A: Superman X
Q: What name did John Henry Irons choose after joining Nation of Islam?
A: Great Caesar's Ghost!
Q: What was the Legionnaires overwhelming response when the Ghost of Ferro Lad served up for everyone his specialty salad?
A: Dark Victory
Q: What do the people of Marzal call Tyroc's admission to the Legion?
A: The Peril Men!
Q: What team did Galahad from Monty Python and the Holy Grail desperately wish to join?
A: Journey Into Mystery
A: What is Sean Erin's greatest ambition?
Q: Legion of Three Worlds
A: If Legion of One World is the loneliest number and Legion of Two Worlds is company, what is a crowd?
Q: Dagon the Avenger
Q: What did Dagon's wife reply when Dagon asked her whether they should drive the Dodge or the Pontiac to the mall?
A: The latest dance craze on the World Janda
Q: What was banned by the Interstellar Majority for Modern Morality?
A. Two words: "super karate."
Q: When comics creators are all granted super powers, what should be Keith Giffen's?
A: A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.
Q: What's a much shorter palindrome than "A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal--Panama!"
A: According to
Men\'s Health Magazine , Kid Prime's hometown, Birmingham, AL, ranks 99th out of 100 US cities in terms of Sexual Satisfaction.
Q: Why is Kippers really called "Kid Prime?"
A: Ammonia Nitrate with a twist of lime.
Q: What's in a Bismollian hangover home remedy?
A: April fresh, deep-down soft and no static cling!
Q: How does one describe Ms. Dumaka after her de-clawing?
A: Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Q: What song lyric, accidentally planted as a hypnotic suggestion in Brainiac Five's mind during the Dream Crime story, was misheard by Brainy's subconscious, leading to his infamous peck on Lyle's cheek?
A: The Quest for Cosmic Boy
What, besides "the fwoss fowr Dweam Giwl" did Legion Dentist Elmer Fudd recommend?
Power Boy's greatest moment.
Q: What do you call the time Sinde mistook Power Boy for Blok and asked for his autograph?
A: A shaving kit with the letter "LLL" on it.
Q: What item in the back of Furball's closet has never seen the light of day?
Q: What is the only documented evidence where Lana Lang proclaims her Love for Lois Lane?
A: The helmet of Starfinger I
Q: What item is a must have for really, really super-safe sex . . . in space?
A: Five Years Later . . .
Q: When will the Legion next be rebooted?
A: Now I know why they call him Colossal Boy!
Q: What did Shrinking Violet say about Gim Allon after she discovered his fondness for spelunking in Colossal Cavern in Kentucky?
A: Now I know why they call him Invisible Kid!
Q: What did Brainy think to himself when he first smelled goats in his lab?
A: Now I know why they call him MLLASH!
Q: What is the general response by all Legion Worlders to the person who wears a fedora, leather jacket, and whip who isn't Indiana Jones?
A: 3 Trips and a Baby
Q: What series of events caused Apparition to lose Cub to Child Protective Services?
A: It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
Q:What obscure presidential nomination rule of the Democratic National Committee has caused Hillary Clinton to sponsor legislation to fully subsidize Weight Watchers membership and to strip federal funding from all the performing arts except mime?
A: It was the Ultra love.
Q: What made Jo Nah such a great pirate?
A: The 31st Century equivalent to Hamburger Helper
Q: What is Elvabird 'Elper? (I love the holomericals with the Cockney mascot!)
A: Timber Wolf and the Chicago Cubs
Q: What is scheduled in Light Lass' appointment book for this coming weekend?
A: The main attraction at the Superman Museum
Q: What did Margot Kidder's pink Lois Lane panties become after "Superman The Movie?"
A: Sun Boy's little black book.
Q: What's another name for the roll call list of the Miss Universe pageant?
A: Storm Boy's laser eye surgery.
Q: What business did Storm Boy start up after he was rejected from the Legion?
A: Florg off you florging Florg!
Q: What did Jim Shooter say to Geoff Johns when he heard about "Legion of 3 Worlds?"
A: Because he wasn't wearing any pants!
Q: How did Jo and Kono know that Furball would be a good nick-name for Brin?
A: Okay, KK!
Q: What is Keith Giffen's mantra when practicing his target shooting?
A: Because the invitation to RJ's gala said "formal wear."
Q: Why was Blok wearing his black speedos?
A: Nardo, Mano and Evillo.
Q: Name the swingingest music trio of 2966.
A: Tenz, Tas, and Tinya
Q: Who likes to eat in the dark, wearing bellbottoms?
A: Blink and you'll miss him.
Q: What did Micro Lad's girlfriends say about him?
A: Coming to a holo-vid near you!
Q: What's Holt doing back there?
A: Tizzles was busy.
Q: How Did George W. Bush become President?
A:Yes, but only when it rains.
Q: Am I a heavy sleeper? (Well, it's true to me.)
A: Oh no, you'd need a figurative lockpick to solve it!
Q: Explain the Democratic Party's process of using super-delegates.
A: Al Gore will be the next one.
Q: Does Diana Bianchi have anymore challenges in mind?
A: "LMBP" was scrawled on a bathroom stall.
Q: What happned in Jennifer Granholm's office one day?
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A: Chutzpah!
Q: What do you have to have to use the surname Goldberg-Rabbinovitz?
A: Know her? I married her!
Q: What did Bill Clinton say when asked by the Fundamental if he knew Satan?
A: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
Q: How does Bush decide what part of the Constitution to use for toilet paper on any given day?
A: Camp David.
Q: What was the site of a famous slingshot battle?
A: I only drank a little.
Q: What is the greatest lie Dedman ever told?
A: Billy Dee Williams, Mel Gibson and Luornu Durgo.
Q: What's old, crazy and has six boobs?
A: Chubby Checkers
Q: What is the simplified version of Fat Chess?
A: Vote for Change!
Q: What slogan typo accidentally benefited the election campaign of Walter Chang?
A: Now you see them, now you--
Q: What pick-up line gave Invisible Kid a reputation for being a really big tease.
A: Two bowls of chili, four cabbage rolls, and three bean burritos.
Q: What was the secret of Gas Girl's power?
A: Because he's not housebroken, that's why.
Q: Why did Ayla really dump Brin?
A: Lime, two shotes of tequila, a dash of tobasco and Brainy's lab.
Q: Questions about Atom Girl –
a) What color is her costume?
b) What is loaded in her guns?
c) What caused that silly streak in her hair?
d) Where is she always shrinking off to?
A: I can see Khundia from my house.
Q: What did Lester say when asked about his involvement in Earthwar?
A: A lovely elva-bird with pluberry compote.
Q: What did Hannibal Lecter like to eat when he learned that that fava beans and a nice Chianti were no longer available in the 31st century?
A: The Bird's the Word!
Q: What is the mantra at the Church of The Holy Chicken Goddess
A: Sell! Sell! Sell!
Q: Why is Princess Projectra's outfit so revealing?
A: You're soaking in it!
Q: Where's your lunch after Drura's powers malfunction again?
A: It'll all be over by Klordny week.
Q: When will Jo quit chasing the skirts?
A: Fluff!
Q: What did Cham ask Ayla to do after he changed into a pillow?
A: The One-Evil.
Q: What is Dan DiDio's nickname?
A: No, he's not housebroken.
Q: Why did it take Lone Wolf so long to join the Legion after his initial appearance?
A: I'd love to, but you'll have to remove that damn cat.
Q: After starring in Gigli, what did Jennifer Lopez say when asked if she wanted to be in another catastrophe?
A: Obama
Q: Who has been misquoted by 31st century historians as saying, "Floorg, we can!"
A: "and that's how the batwitch wound up in the vicari-comics!"
Q: What did M'rssey say that made his mom wash his mouth out with foam-cleanse?
A: SCORE!
Q: What is Ayla's field team called, whether or not it has 20 members?
A: GOAL!
Q: Who is the super-cousin of Stop-El and Yield-El?
A: The stock market plunge of 3008.
Q: What is the most recent disaster traced to George W. Bush?
A: It's "Nukular!"
Q: What flavor is Comet Queen's lip gloss?
A: That's why it's so squishy.
Q: So Bouncing Boy had to pee out the Gingold?
A: Not once, but twice, which is so illegal.
Q: How many times was Garth Ranzz's identity melded with anothers?
A: In my mouth, silly!
Q: Where does Atom Girl moonlight as a dentist?
A: atomic, nuclear, and Hallmark TV
Q: Name 3 bursts of energy sure to devastate civilization.
A: Yes, no, maybe.
Q: What is Luornu's typical reply when asked for a date?
A: "It concentrates all the power in the universe."
Q: What's that "extra" button on the Planetary Chance Machine do ?
A: "In a white room, with black curtains."
Q: What does a stoned Color Kid do for fun? Sit inna....
A: Pumkin Pie, Tinya's lips, Legion Flight belts!
Q: What are the must-have bribes if you want Jo to take your night patrol shift ?
A: An all-expense-paid trip to Weber's World.
Q: What's the grand prize on "Wheel of Fortune, Legion World Week?"
A: It stretches for miles and miles.
Q: What parlor trick makes Chameleon the hit at every Legion happy hour?
A: just a little bit colder than Triton
Q: How does Polar Boy like his root beer floats ?
A: The second Tuesday of next week.
Q: When will issue 3 of Legion of Three Worlds be out?
A: A duck, a goose, and LardLad.
Q: What will still be left in the kitchen even after you finally drag that dead tree out to the curb ?
A: Year of the Rat
Q: What 365-day infestation is the downfall of any restaurant?
A: The Every Ten Years Monster
A: What does Duo Damsel call sex with Bouncing Boy?
Q: Because Porcupine Pete sneezed.
Q: Why did the once-normal Trel Secolo of Grzan become Ocarina Girl: The Newest Substitute ?
A: At that yard sale three star systems over.
Q: Where did the Emerald Empress really get the Emerald Eye?
A: Half man, half robot.
Q: What was the real reason Al Gore lost the 2004 election?
A: "Excuse me while I whip this out."
Q: What was Indy's first line in the, er, groundbreaking crossover fanfic of 1982: Raiders of Vidar's Lost Arc ?
A: "Karaoke with Computo ! Win fabulous prizes !"
Q: What's scheduled to be the hottest attraction at this year's Klordny Festival?
A: President Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Q: Who was Atmos' role model during the latter's ill-fated run for high office in the U.P. ?
A: Reduce heat to 300 F, and bake an additional hour without opening the oven door. Serve warm, with sides of peach chutney and homemade flatbread.
Q: What is Mater Eater Lad's secret reciepe for garbage disposal.
A: Pink bubble Bath
Q: How did the Fatal Five (w/special guest villain Lawrence Welk IV?) circumvent Tellus' power that one time ?
A: Earth-222.
Q: On what alt-Earth do Legionnaires attend Walt Whitman High School in Mega-California with teacher RJ Dixon, who teaches tolerance during the tumultuous and unpopular war with the Dominators?
A: The gravity chute, but not after the Super-Pets visit.
Q: Where do fresh recruits to the Academy have to spend their first night after registering ?
A: "Better knock knock knock on wood, Baby..."
Q: What is Jason Woodrue's best pick-up line?
A: Best comeback? All he did was shave!
Q: What did the press bring up in order to politely avoid the subject of Zero Hour Star Boy's costume ?
A: Walk North about three blocks, then turn left at the cosmetology school. You can't miss it.
Q: How do I get to Lyle and Condo's new B&B The CU(NO3)2 Arms ?
A: The Miss Femnaz Pageant
Q: What did Limbaugh 5 need all those sleep-constructed girl androids for ?
A: Well, okay. But only if we're really in love.
Q: Can I stop calling you 'sir,' Peppermint Patty?
A: A fedora, a pack of Lucky Strikes cigarettes, a steamer ticket on the Olympic and a Tran-suit.
Q: What line from the 31st Century "authentic translation" of The Rubiyat finally made Superboy laugh until he cried ?
A: A density exceeding that of room-temperature water, but not exceeding that of liquid mercury.
Q: How did Vi describe Kal-El's tears?
A: Athramite bowling
Q: Why is Jo's house being picketed by the Legion of Diminuative Sentients?
A: Three finger discount.
Q: What special was Ferro eligible for after his battle with Nadir? (I seem to recall fingers being broken off...)
A: "He can't be the Time Trapper... I am!"
Q: What was the funniest, though least understood line in the "Sparticus" gag reel?
A: Meat cleaver.
Q: What name did an alternate universe Lar Gand adopt when he crash landed in Wally and the Beaver's back yard and was falsely believed to be a distant cousin?
A: Yes, we have no banyo fruit
Q: What encoded phrase did the Espionage Squad use to inform President Allon that they'd indeed drafted Fruit Boy to lead that "very special" mission against the Monsanto Empire?
A: Out of an orange-colored, purple-striped, fruity green polka-dot sky.
Q: Where will John Edwards' next chance at political office come from?
A: No, No, NO! Twice to the left, once to the right, then stop when you hear a click!
Q: When Ronald Reagan first thought to run for Governor as an independent, what political advice did he get from John Hinckley?
A: Swine flu.
Q: What badly proofread holo-listing resulted in a total misunderstanding of that neat new oenophile-martial arts show from Drura's homeworld?
A: I've got ladyfingers.
Q: What did Cham say to Rokk explaining why he shouldn't "pow" if Rokk overdid the "lovey-dovey" act?
A: You're soaking in it!
Q: [Yera:] Mrs. Allon, when do we get to this
"Mikveh" that Gim was talking about?
A: Two times that.
Q: What did Luornu tell Dirk when he asked if he really had zero chance with her?
A: I'd like to buy a vowel.
Q: What did the president of Bgztl say that got him thrown out of office?
A: Here's lookin' at you, Kid.
Q: What was the working title of 3010's Interplanetary Academy Award Winner For Best Director (The cloned Preston Sturges, helming a delightful screwball comedy where Lyle and Jacques went on a road trip to the past with Eyeful Ethel.)
A: I don't know where it's coming from, Officer, but it's giving me one hell of a headache.
Q: What did the people of Bgtzl say when Tyroc's screams started being heard in their dimension?
A: Consolation flight belts
Q: What did the committee that posed as "Justin Thyme" receive in return for adhering to that ten-year oath of silence?
A: Offer valid in all U.P. territories, except New Canada.
Q: What was written on the fine print in the "All-the-Maple-Syrup-You-Can-Eat" Gift Certificate offered as a second place prize in the Bismoll Olympics?
A: The Secret Origin of Porcupine Pete
Q: What was really under the "treasure-stone" unearthed by Geraldo Rivera's film crew in Needles, CA last year?
A: That doesn't belong in coffee!
Q: What is often heard when Arm-Fall-Off-Boy visits the Super Starbucks...of Space!
A: I have never calculated them, but I am sure they are astronomical.
Q: How many times have Legion members been caught watching the Moopsball playoffs when they were supposed to be on monitor duty instead?
A: Grife! I turn my back for one lousy nanosecond, and now look at it!
Originally posted by cleome:
Q: How many times have Legion members been caught watching the Moopsball playoffs when they were supposed to be on monitor duty instead?
A: Grife! I turn my back for one lousy nanosecond, and [b]now look at it! [/b]
You're crazy!
Harrumph!
I thought that was a rather sedate question, compared to some of the ones that appear earlier in the thread.
A: Grife! I turn my back for one lousy nanosecond, and now look at it!
Q: What did Vril Dox say when he noticed the Durlan/Phase exchange?
A: It was easier than flying.
Q: Why did the elvabird cross the road?
(OK, a cop-out... but irresistable)
A: Just a little off the top.
Q: Why did the elvabird cross the road?
A: Dr. Regulus's date with Cher.
Originally posted by Karl Earl Nick Tain:
Q: Why did the elvabird cross the road?
Are you goofing on me, or did we just spontaneously make the same joke? (If the latter, wow... great minds and all that.
)
A1: Just a little off the top.
Q1: What did the Imskian embezzler get for Holiday?
A2: Dr. Regulus's date with Cher.
Q2: What is Disco Inferno?
A: Bismollian Bear Scout Troop #141.
