I'll start a rumor. The next poster passes it along with slight modification or misquote.
Have you heard . . .
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare are two really bright guys.
Have you heard . . .
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare are two nearly bright guys.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare are two nearly white guys.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare were nearly beaten up by two white guys.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare were nearly beaten up by two white girls.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare nearly beat up two white girls.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare nearly beat up two blind girls.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare nearly beat up three blind girls.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare rarely meet up with three blonde girls.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad went to see Shakespeare with three blonde girls he'd barely met.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad went for a shake with three blonde girls he'd barely met.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad went for a shake with three Bond girls who were barely dressed.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad went for a shake with three bondage girls who were barely dressed.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad went for a shake with three bondage girls with hairy breasts.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad went for a shake with the three bondage girls which Prince Harry blessed.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad went for a shake with the three baggage girls that Prince Harry kissed.
Have you heard...
Tamper Lad went for a shake with the three bags of pearls that Prince Harry missed.
Tamper Lad shook three bags of pearls until they were hairy.
Have you heard . . .
Tamper and Lad Boy took three bags of pearls that belonged to Mary.
Have you heard . . .
Tamper and Lad Boy took three bags of pearls because they longed to marry.
Have you heard . . .
Tamper and Lad Boy were married by Pearl Bailey.
Have you heard...
Temporarily, Lad Boy was married to Pearl Bailey.
It's scary, but Lad Boy is in the Old Bailey.
Have you heard...
In Scranton, Lad Boy went to Old Navy.
With Fat Cramer, Lad Boy went to Old Navy.
Fat Cramer and Lad Boy went to join the Navy.
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer showed Lad Boy her navel.
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer showered lads and boys at the Navel Academy.
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer showered Latin boys at the Naval Academy.
Fat cream slowed down lots of boys at the Naval Academy.
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer stowed lots of boys in a narwhale cavity.
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer stewed lots of boiled narwhales named McCavity
Have you heard...
Fat Cramer and Stu lost a boiled whale named Mick with cavities.
Have you heard . . .
Cat trainer-man Stu's sauce for boiled whales gave Mick cavities.
Have you heard...
Cat Trainer Fu Manchu saw four boiled wells Saint Nick gave to me.
Have you heard...
Fat gainers, who men choose for oiled smells, said "Pick Caliente!"
Have you heard...
Mainers who wear shoes with royal bells bring pork to Caliente.
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner wears shoes of royal blue while stalking Caliente.
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner sure likes a royal blue stalk of celery.
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner should like the Royals but talks silly.
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner could hide boils on pork bellies.
Outboard motors could hide balls on park benches
Have you heard...
Outboard motors would have been OK to please Bevis.
Have you heard...
Outdoor Miner would haved toked up to punish Bevis
Out loud, 'hopper would have spoken of puns to Bevis.
Have you heard...
A loud chopper made a run towards Bevis.
Have you heard...
A wood chopper had a race with beavers.
Have you heard...
The woods are stocked with a race of super-beavers.
Have you heard....
Would MLLASH have a stock car race with Bucky the Super-Beaver?
Have you heard...
MLLASH got a scar on his face from Bucky the Super-Beaver!
Have you heard...
MLLASH got a scar from the feces of Bucky the Super-Beaver!
Have you heard...
MLLASH's facial scar came from Bucky's pet super-beaver!
MLLASH's favourite part came from Bucky's pet, Somer Beaver.
My sash is a favorite part of a lucky pet's summer fever.
Caliente's rash got her favorite partner's pet locked up forever.
Caliente dashed to get a favor parted from Matlock in September.
Caliente's haberdashery gets its flavor from Matlock's timber.
Cali entered hard dastardly gents in favor of Matlock
Cauliflower has astral tree jets of flavor for Matlock.
Have you heard...
Matlock and Flavor Flav jetted to Austria for some cauliflower
Matt locked Flavor Flav out if his jet over some flowers.
Matthew's locks are now flavored with fabulous fruits & flowers
Matt's two locks are somehow layered with less juice and power.
Ultra Matt 's two blocks of layered glass juice up Susan Powder.
Ultra Matt raced two blocks only to spill Susan's chowder.
Ultraman threw two rocks at a Souix's father.
"Ultra-Brite toothpaste rocks", say STU and Heather.
"Ultra Boy toots Pop Rocks!" says Hugh Hefner.
Ultra Boy's Tootsie Pop slayed Hugh Hefner!
Ultra's boytoy's pop stayed with Hugh and the heifer.
Ultra coy Roy popped up with Hugh Grant's hooker
Have you heard...
Until Radiation Roy popped up, Stu granted bookies' wishes.
Radiation Roy and STU dropped by to wash the Rookery's dishes.
Have you heard.....
Radiation Roy, while stewed, dropped the Rookery's dishes.
Have you heard...
boy, when stewed, Rockhopper dropped dishes on the radiator.
Have you heard...
boy, so crude, Rocky dropped trou' in front of the Terminator
Boys are so rude! Rocky stuffed trout in the perculator.
Lad Boy's so rude! He stuffed Rocky's trout in the park.
Lad Boy's so lewd! He stroked Rocky's feathers when it got dark
Have you heard....
Lad Boy's so loud, he shouted Rocky's Theme after dark.
Have you heard...
Lad Boy's so proud, he shouted down Rocky in the park.
Have you heard...
Lad Boy sold shortened hockey teams to Mark.
Have you heard...
Lad Boy short sheeted the hockey team at the Mark 5 Hotel
Have You heard...
Lad Boy showed the hockey team to Maroon 5.
Have you heard...
Lad Boy showed the hockey team how to do the "hand jive"
Have you heard...
Lad Boy showered the hockey team in chives.
Have you heard...
Lardy's boys' shunned the hockey team in China.
Have you heard...
Lardy's boys' smashed the hockey puck made of China
Have you heard...
Lardy's boys' smashed a hockey puck over China's head.
Lardy trashed Lash's truck instead of China's
Lard Lad and Lash drove a truck made of china.
Lard Lad and Lash dove into the muck over in China.
Lard Lad and Lash strove to muck-rake about Indo-China.
Lardy and Lash strew mushrooms around Indonesia.
Lately Lash has been harvesting straw mushrooms in Indonesia.
Have you heard...
Lastly, ash has been helping to season mushroom stew for Invisible Brainic.
Have you heard...
Lately, ash has been hovering in a mushroom cloud over Istanbul
Have you heard...
Lady Ashley has been hoovering mushrooms before crowds in Istanbul.
Have you heard...
Lady Ashki has been wowwing crowds in Istanbul
Have you heard...
Actor Lad has been winning clouds for Isabel.
Have you heard...
Actor Lad was whining about Claude's icy bells
Have you heard...
Actor Lad was willing to aid Gary Concord in Bali.
Have you heard....
Actor Lad was whirling around in Gary Concord's ballet.
Have you heard....
Actor Lad was whistling "Allouette" while Gary conquered Baltimore.
Have you heard....
Actor Lad was writing a letter while Gaby Hayes climbed the Biltmore.
Have you heard....
Astro Boy went later to greater Hartford clinging to Bevis.
Have you heard....
Astro Boy went lamely to Gerald Ford whinging about Beatles.
Have you heard...
The Astros boiled lint tamely with General Foods warnings from Bevis.
Have you heard...
The Houston Astros billed Lynn Tamely for general things and foods despite warnings from Bevis.
Have you heard...
A huge asteroid bumped Liz Taylor's rings and fooled Bevis' early warning system.
Have you heard...
Hugh Astor bumped into Liz Taylor and fooled Regis Philbin's early morning system.
Have you heard...
Hugh Astor dumped Liz Taylor, who drooled over Regis Philbin this morning then kissed him.
You asked her to stump Liz Taylor, who appeared with Regis Phibin who was in mourning.
Have you heard...
STU answered Rick Tyler's apple while moaning about his Royal Fizz-bin.
Have you heard?
Stewardesses' apple martinis are more than Royal Fizzes!
Have you heard...
Stupid apples markets are made holy by the Royal Inquisitor.
Spigold apples were marked and poked full of holes by her Royal Highness.
Have you heard...
Spider Girl applies wet, marked polka dots and holes on her royal tights.
Have you heard...
Spider Girl lies about the wet marks, dots and holes in her royal thighs.
Have you heard...
Spider Girl lies around with Wetworks, digging holes in royal things.
Have you heard...
Sketch Lad spied a girl on Legion World, doing hulas in Spellbinder's palace
Have you heard?
Sketch Lad spilled his guts on Legion World, while hula-hooping with Spellbinder.
Have you heard...
Sketch Lad spiked his gin on Legion World, while hip-hoppers were spellbound.
Have you heard...
Sketching lads were smuggled into Legion World, while Harbinger was bound.
Have you heard...
Kvetching Labs were snuggled on Legion World, while Harbinger was bound for glory.
Have you heard...
Flexing abs were ogled on Legion World while Harbinger told a story.
"Fixing Cabs" was googled on LegionWorld because Harbi told off Lori.
Have you heard...
"Fixing Cobie" was going on, on Legion World, because Harbi sold off Lori.
Fact-checking Cobie was on Legion World and Harbi sold her lorry.
The fat Czechoslokian visited Legion World when Harbi told a story.
Have you heard...
A fast check from an Imskian had Vee insisting that Legion World had mold on a pony.
Have you heard...
Arafat's check formed an Imskian hajj, but Vee insists that Legion World has a monopoly.
Have you heard...
Hat Check Girl from Imsk had Vee insist that Legion Worlders played Monopoly.
Have you heard....
Hatchet Girls and Imps had Vee insist that Legion Worlders had mono.
Have you heard....
Flat-chested girls and their pimps had Vee insist that Legion Worlders listen to Yoko Ono.
Have you heard....
Fat-bottomed girls and their sisters pimped up Vee, so that Legion Worlders like Koko's oboe.
Have you heard....
Phantom Girl and a spinster skipped with Vee, so more Legion Worlders would try playing the oboe.
Phantom Girl and a web-spinner slapped Vee while Legion Worlders were playing in aloe?
Phantom Girl and Tangleweb slapped me because Legion Worlders were playing alone.
Fan girls got tangled hair because Legion Worlders won't pay for a comb.
Have you heard....
Fangirl Girl got entangled here because Legion World errs when it plays for crumbs.
Have you heard...
Fangirl Guy got engaged here because Legion World irks players and bums.
Have you heard...
Fangirl got her guy enraged because Legendary poster Cobalt Kid played with her bum.
Fangirl's guy engaged her legs and pictured Cobalt Kid playing with his bug.
Fangirl got enraged because Cobie turned his sheep into a rug
Fangirl alleged that Cobie and a sheep danced the Frug.
Fangirl alleged that Cobie "scored" the sheep via drugs.
Fangirl challenged Cobie to score the sheep via drugs.
Fangirl changed Cobie into a sore man via hot sheep love.
Fangirl changed Cobie into a fat man via hot dog love.
Have you heard...
Phantom Girl challenged Cobie to fight He-Man's violent dog without a glove.
Have you heard...
Phantoms channeled Cobie to fight Hrun's visigoths inside a glade.
Condoms...click..bzzzzzzzz. Damn FBI watchdogs leave my connections alone.
beep boop boop - brap bop bop boop.... hello?
Fans canceled Moby's night song "New Dawn Fades."
Fins channelled Moby Dick's flight along New Dawn Space.
Fish cancelled Moby Dick's fight with Dawnstar's face.
Have you heard...
Shark Lad called Cobie "Dick" right after Dedman fainted.
Have you heard...
Shark Lad culled Cobie's ducks right after Dedman painted.
Shark Lad cut Cobie's Dockers after Dedman was pantsed.
Have you heard....
Shark Lad docked Cobie's pay while Dedman panted.
Have you heard...
Shark Lad decked Cobie after Dedman ranted.
Have you heard...
Shark's lady decorated Cobie's raft, which Dedman rented.
Have you heard...
A sharp lady laughed at Cobie's deck and Dedman vented.
Have you heard...
The shrimp lady laughed at Cobie's wreck, which dead men evaded.
Have you heard...
The chimp lazily laughed at Cobie's work, which demeaned Eva.
Have you heard...
Detective Chimp laughed at the laziness of Cobie's working demeanor forever.
Have you heard...
Detective Comics launched a business of Cobie walking to meet Eryk Davis Ester.
Have you Heard . . .
Defecting communists had a business lunch meeting with Cobie and Eryk Davis Ester.
Have you heard...
Dessert at a business lunch left commuters talking about Kobe Bryant's date with Eryk Davis Ester.
Eryk Davis Ester deserted me at a business luncheon and left his computer to go shopping at Lane Bryant!
Have you heard...
Eryk Davis Ester and Lad Boy had lunch in the desert, leaving computations for shipping lion brains.
Have you heard...
Eryk Davis Ester and Lad Boy had brunch at the Desert Inn, leading Computo to shop for lionel trains.
EDE and Lard Boy had breakfast with dessert, leaving Computo stuck on the El-Train.
Have you heard...
EDE and Lard Lad went berserk with Computo and were cleaning junk off a swell drain.
Have you heard...
EDE and Lardy went broke when Comp-USA cleansed its junk bonds on a slow day.
Have you heard...
EDE and Lardy went bonkers when Cape Cod USA released its drunk blondes on a ho's day
Have you heard...
EDE and Lash went to Yonkers from Cape Cod to release a trunk of blondes on a Tuesday.
Edie and Lash went to Yonkers to catch and release codfish while a punk fought Doomsday.
Have you heard...
Eydie Gorme and Lash went to Yalta to kvetch about relish & old fish when a hunk caught shrooms today.
Have you heard...
Lash ate a gourmet dinner of malt, ketchup, relish, cold fish and mushrooms and caught a hunk today.
Have you heard...
Lash had a gourd in May, mauled cats, relived old fishing wounds and coughed up chunks today.
Have you heard...
Lash hoarded hay in a mall with Reboot after dishing up coffee for Chuck Taine.
Have you heard...
Lash ordered a malt with his boot while dialing Gilbert Godfrey with his brain.
Have you heard ...
Lash's sordid alt wears boots while diving with Melissa Gilbert in the rain.
Have you heard ...
Lash is all sore from wearing boots while driving Marisa Tomei from the train.
Have you heard...
Slash gave the boot to Marisa Tomei!
Have you heard...
Marisa gave Flash's boot to George Takei!
Have you heard...
Marcia flashed while Greg took pictures.
Martian flesh with eggs is pictured on the Cafe Cramer menu.
Martin flashed his legs for Fat Cramer's nephew.
Martin washed his legs for Fat Cramer's nephew.
Have you heard...
Martin Walsh legged it over to Fat Cramer's nephew's.
Have you heard:
Martin Walsh liked it over at Fat Cramer's new pew.
Have you heard...
Martian warlords liked it over at Fat Tony's.
Have you heard,
Martian warlords like Tony's fat over rice.
Have you heard...
Marni Nixon looked Stoopid Cat over twice.
Have you heard ....
Richard Nixon licked Stoopid Cat all over --- TWICE!!!
Have you heard...
Cynthia Nixon kicked her stupid cat into Rover twice.
Have you heard...
A Sin City Vixen cooked her stewed cat in a roaster twice.
Have you heard...
During Spin City, Vicky hooked her cat Sue to a rooster in a trice.
Have you heard,
During the spin cycle, Vicky, a hooker, caught Sue with a Rastafarian.
Have you heard,
Enduring a splintering bicycle, Vicky's hookah was smoked by a Rastafarian.
Have you heard ...
During her cycle, Vicky's hoop skirt was stroked by a nasty fairy.
Enduring icicles, Colin Mochrie averted a stroke while playing the Snack Fairy
Have you heard...
While touring, the Icicle hollered meekly and vented with Stratum while waiting for the Staten Island Ferry.
Have you heard...
While touring with the Ice Capades, Stratum honored the meerkats of Staten Island.
Have you heard...
While touting the nice Cascades, Seattle's honored mayor cattily stated he owned ten islands.
Have you heard...
While pouring Cascade nicely in Seattle, Caliente marched onward, stating she owed ten eyebrows.
Have you heard ...
While pursuing her crusade nightly in Seattle, Caliente marched stately with ten crossbows.
Have you heard ...
While perusing Crujectra's nighties in Seattle, Caliente matched ten ribbons and bows.
Have you heard...
While persuading Crujectra nightly, Caliente secretly watched ten beaus riding.
have you heard...
when the Persuader knighted Crujectra, Caliente's secret watch struck ten.
Have you heard...
The Persuader noticed Crujectra and Caliente keeping watch over ten skunks.
Have you heard,
Crujectra persuaded Caliente to keep washing ten noted skanks.
Have you heard...
Cru loaned her suede jacket to Caliente who owed ten notes to loan sharks.
Have you heard...
Cru used her lifejacket while Cali rowed ten boats past lion sharks.
Our crew team's lifejackets are on the Nile, and Cali's boasting about her past with lying sharks.
Have you heard,
Cali's boasting to liars in SHAKES, "Screw our team's jackets, Lyle."
Have you heard...
Cali's posting flyers in SHAKES that say "Sew a tweed jacket with style."
Ohmygod! Have you like heard...
Cali wore a tweed jacket that said "Leader Lady Style" to SHAKES!
Have you heard,
Cali swore on her new tweed jacket, that she's going to shake her booty "Lady Style" tomorrow.
Have you heard...
Allies of Thora carjacked a shipment of Nutri-shakes and boasted of their booty on the Style network.
Have you heard ...
Ali McGraw hijacked a ship of nudists and and broadcast their bodies on the Style network.
Have you heard...
Tim McGraw hijacked a news broadcast with groupies from the Style network.
Have you heard...
Tom McCraw hijacked a Khund broad who was casting groupers from Stealth's fishnets.
Quickdraw McGraw said "Hi Jackie", to a country broad who was groping Stealth with her castanets.
Have you heard...
"Johnny Quick outdrew Groo," said Jeckie, to the county's Board of Health, with her castaways.
Have you heard...
Johnny drank his Quik and grew two heads, so Crujectra counted boards to help her cassowary.
Have you heard,
Jean Nie spanked his chick and grew a beard so that Crujectra could achieve ecstacy with a count.
Have you heard,
Chuck splashed with Jean Naté and groomed Count von Count's beard so that Crujectra wouldn't sneeze excessively.
Have you heard...
Luck and cash, which Juno granted Crete, can't be sought through electric means without Zeus' vexing.
......umm what are you guys talking about??? I am lost <confused>
Originally posted by Askanipsion:
......umm what are you guys talking about??? I am lost <confused>
Originally posted by Lad Boy:
I'll start a rumor. The next poster passes it along with slight modification or misquote.
Have you heard . . .
Tamper Lad and Kent Shakespeare are two really bright guys.
It's like the kids' game "Telephone," only you pass on the message intentionally askew.
Have you heard?
Lucky Lash went to Crete in June and bought eclectic beans and juice from Rex.
Lucky Lash went to Crete with June Lockhart and brought electric beans and juice for sex.
Flunky Flashman went to a crate which soon locked up his heart with electric beams and fused hexes.
Have you heard?
Funky the Flasher-man went on a date which soon broke his heart with eclectic schemes and shoes in Texas.
Have you heard?
Frankie Fleischmann dated a witch, broke her heart and electricuted a shoe salesman from Texas.
Frannie the freshman baited some fish, spoke in the dark and parachuted into Texas
Frankie the French man waited for Trish, woke in the park and partially raised taxes.
Have you heard?
Frank touched the Frenchman's tush, right in the park, while Patty razed Texas.
Have you heard?
Frank heard the Frenchman hush Nighty in the dark while Lardy ate tacos.
Have you heard?
Frank the Hunchback tushed Lando while eating flamingos!
Have you heard?
Frank's hatchback touched Linda while reading Freidrich Engels!
Fran Halfback-Touche lied, I'll redeem free rituals.
Have you heard?
Fanfic Lass backed up to ride while reheating free victuals.
Well, have you heard:
Fanatic Lass bagged up two ryes while eating three ventricles!
Do you know? Do you know? Have you heard the news?
Fanatics kidnapped a lass in bag and they choked her to death with two rye sandwiches with goats heart ventricles!
Have you heard?
Lash was kidnapped during The Fantasticks by an artichoke with breath like dry sanitizer and a goat with tentacles.
It's been a while, so I'll mishear myself:
Have you heard?
Lash napped while driving a Fanta truck and Bea Arthur choked on dry salami and a goat with tentacles.
Have you heard?
Lad Boy strapped on a fantastic belt and barfed on Dyna-Dik, the GoBot with testicles.
Have you heard?
Lad Boy sat on my fantastic pickles and married Dyna-Soar and Goober, while kicking the brat's testicles.
Have you heard?
LeBeau stumped fanatically for potheads and carried Dina Lohan as they Hoovered cocaine from receptacles.
Have you heard?
Lobo studied fandango with Jughead and Lois in Gary's diner that hovers on a rectangle.
Have you heard?
Lobo's studded leather finally got Jughead and Lois too scared to dine at Hubbard's, although they wrangled.
Have you heard?
Lobo's studded leather finally got Lois's jugs too scared to dine at Hubbards, although they dangled.
Have you heard?
Loco stayed with Heather, floating on Lois' jugs to Skartaris with the Brothers Walko.
Have you heard?
Heather went totally loco, and sent mugs flying towards Lois after she caught her pouring tartar sauce on Malcolm's bro!
Have you heard?
Locally-grown heather was sent to Lois in a mug after she taught Malcolm to make tartar sauce like a pro.
Have you heard?
Louise and Louis got mugged for their Tabasco sauce by pro-wrestlers wearing nothing but leather!
Have you heard...?
St. Louis got hugged by Tabasco Sauce recipe wielders citing nothing but November's weather!
Have you heard?
St. Louis got hit by a Tabasco Sauce tornado. Strange weather for November.
Have you heard?
Loser Lad lost his tobacco shop, which is strange because no one remembered winter.
Have you heard?
Lethargic Lad looted a toboggan shop, while strange bears remaindered whistles.
Have you heard?
Loser Lad lost his lethargy because white werewolves chased him into a shop.
Have you heard?
Cheryl Ladd tossed this liturgy because night workers raced her to the bus stop.
Have you heard?
Cheryl Blossom tossed Archie out on his bum because she found out he'd cruise at the bus stop at night!
Have you heard?
Arches blossomed out of Shirley's bum when she saw Tom Cruise at the bus stop last night.
Have you heard?
Shirley Temple gave her arch to Tom Sawyer when they bumped buses last night.
Shirley went to Temple, Texas, with Tom's arch lawyer and got bombed on the bus last night.
A temple to lawyers magically appeared in Texas. Surely you don't think Tom had anything to do with it?
Have you heard?
A tempting magic lawyer appeared in Texas; suddenly, Hugh donated Tom's hat to go with him.
Have you heard?
The Fighting Temptations invited Hugh and Tammy to join them for a magic show in Tennessee.
Hugh and Tammy were tempted to fight a magician in tennis shoes.
Have you heard?
Huge Manbreasts and Tamper Lad were temping as magicians with ten inch shoes!
Have you heard?
Ceej and a man bested Tamper Lad while taping a musician for tennis shows.
Have you heard?
Tampering with Lad Boy's CDs led many men to get hit by magical tennis balls.
Tampons which lack buoyancy seemingly cost less, meaning women get helpful bargains on monthly toiletry budgets.
Have you heard?
In Tampa, Power Boy and Semi caught mean Leslie getting hateful barnyard toilets from musty budgies.
Have you heard?
Powerful semi trucks leaped over barns full of nasty, pudgy pigeons.
Have you heard?
Power Girl, semi-intoxicated, leaped into a barn full of nasty Pudding Pops.
Have you heard?
Power Girl, super-intoxicated, lathered up a barn full of nasally. plodding Cops.
Have you heard?
Power Girl, recently indoctrinated, showered in a stall that was needlessly hot.
Have you heard?
Power Boy indecently towered over the doctors, becoming exceedingly tall.
Have you heard?
Power Boy went to the tall medical tower and met with an indecent doctor!
Have you heard?
The tall doctor meted out punishments to a glowering Power Boy.
Have you heard?
The top doctor met our paramour Power Girl at Glorith's.
Have you heard?
The top doctor met a pair or more of Power Puff Girls and Gloria.
Have you heard?
The hot doctor ate pear, cream puff and soya.
Have you heard?
The hot proctor basted bears, Hilary Duff and Renee Montoya.
Have you heard?
The Prague octopus traced Bouncing Bear and the tough, hairy Renee Montoya.
Have you heard?
The plucky omnibus traded Bouncing Boy with toxic red mongooses.
Have you heard?
The ducky homunculus trained Bouncing Boy to read to sick geese in bed.
The horny duck greased up Bouncing Boy in his bed
Hvae you heard?
Duck's horns were found being bedded by Flouncy Boy.
Have you heard?
Hawthorne was read by Beyonce.
Gave you heard?
Harmonia was bedded by three monsters!
Have you heard?
Beagle Boy sang harmony with Cookie Monstress.
Have you heard?
Beagles staked their claim on Harmonica Dadaesque's masterpieces.
Have you heard?
Hyvvie the Wonder Beagle ate steak and clams while Dad wore mascara.
Have you heard?
Huey, Louie and Dewey baked Jake and Sam into a big bad mass of pudding.
Huey, Dewey and Louie got baked with Jake and Sam when the plants started budding
A Huey crashed into Lou's Mountain Dew shack at the big bud plantation.
He Who Wanders smashed Loser Lad's shaggable psychedelic shack!
He Who Wanders got smashed in Loser Lad's opium den.
A wandering loser smashed into Godzilla's den.
Wonder Woman and the Losers trashed Giganta's pen.
The Wandering Woman lost her giant panda's trashbag.
Have you heard?
He Who Wanders got lost with a panda in a giant woman's handbag.
Have you heard?
She-Ra wondered about losing Amanda Bynes in the giant forest.
Have you heard?
Sheikhs with rats lauded animated brains with generic platitudes.
Have you heard?
Shakey's put rats loaded with green peppers into their pizzas.
Sharky's rats loaded green poppers into their pitas.
have you heard?
Sarky ratted out the mean pooper-scooper and dumped it into a pit.
Have you heard?
Sardines rattle our theremin purposelessly as doublechinner introduces Phil Jimenez.
Have you heard?
Saltine crackers raged against therapists proposing to dribble chipmunks in the Philippines.
Have you heard?
Saltline fractures erupted encasing the double-dip monks in jellybeans.
Have you heard?
Stealthy fixers endorsed cases of dripping monkeys in jello.
Syrian liquor entered the Chaise Longe through corrupt monks' jars of jam.
Jammy Monkeys corrupted the Chinese liquor lounge.
Jimmy and Mommy caught Shriners licking lozengers
(the "rules" as it were: I'll start a rumor. The next poster passes it along with slight modification or misquote.)
The Lozenges licked Jimmy and the Sunshine Band.
The lost hinges tripped Timmy and his sore behind.
Behind every timorous man is a locquacious giant
We hide with time or houseman in a location granted.
It is very important to bide one's time well.
It's impotent to hide when times are swell.
Men hide swelling that proves they aren’t impotent
It's telling that most positions are insipid.
Peeping toms go seeping into brink
Jilted Thoms go slipping into the drink.
Thom clipped Jill's wings
Thorns ripped Jill's things
Jack and Jill are a thing
Jack and Bill were eaten by The Thing!
The Thing loves eating Jacks and Bills
In Spring Dove's saving stacks of bills.
Inspiring coves steer gulls by their bills.
Gilly and Billy inspired Coventry beers.
Godiva got chilly raising Coventry's fears.
Bears fear wear and tear.
Bear tears will free your fears
Gear's deer live in trees on Legion World
Tree Lad unfurled on Gear's deer
Plant Lad and Chlorophyll Kid curled Tree Lad into a beer.
Plantagenet Lad and Kono Kid smashed Beer Lad into a tree.
Kono and Koko went loco in a moto
Loco Kono, Koko and Joto were arrested in toto.
Bono and Koko yelled YOLO while bungee jumping in Togo.
Chuka Umunna held Bono hostage while wearing a toga.
Chico and Rico made free coke with a dodo
Cheech and Chong bought coke for Dido at a lido.
Chimichiangas cook kilos of chimpanzees
Jimmy's Kangas coquettishly creeped out Zee!
Zee and Johnny had croquettes with the Creeper!
Sea air aided crotchety old Mr Creeper
The Creeper was caught by those meddling kids and their dog.
The Creeper catches kids and loses them in the fog!
Dogs are creeping out of logs
Creepy dog logs recording fog are the thing to read.
Recalled defective dogs are found deep in the woods
Renowned Detective Dogs close a net on the hoods!
Dudes are rude but better if they’re nude
Legion Special coming sooner-than-soon, by Steve "The Dude" Rude
Specialized Legionnaires come too soon, I heard from "those" dudes
A new Legion book can't come too soon, say well clothed herds.
Clothing and nerds done two moons.
Unclothed nerds got done for mooning.
Blue moons finish birds and nerds
Blue Moon is made from barley and wheats
The villainess Blue Moon has taken to beating up meats
The victorious New Moon was caught singing "We Got The Beat"!
Victoria Beckham will be releasing the Go-Go's "We Got No Feet"!
David Beckham was heard screaming "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"!
David Beckham was in a go-go suit along with some screaming queens
David Beckham is in a lawsuit involving Dancing Queens.
ABBA went daba-dooing on the chutes
Lady Gaga sang Louie Louie while in a parachute.
Louis, Louie, Lois and Louise went parachuting.
Donald Duck's nephews have joined the paratroopers!
Donald ducked next to a joint of parachutes.
The Donald was mocked by joint old coots
Donald mocked as he was found out to be in cahoots.
Donald tucked into the caboose for various crimes
Donald dressed as a moose ushered in vacuous times.
Voracious mice upended Donald's tower.
Vivacious lice attended Arnold's bower.
Victorious rice up-ended Leonard's mower.
Licentious vice busted up Donald's tower.
Little varmints braved Donald Duck's glower.
Little spearmints breathed Droopy Dog's fire.
Pickle spears minced beneath goopy Eggs Moglhai.
Prick Up your Ears men ensheath gooey legs while hog-tied.
Prickly oarsmen unleash gooey eggs when tongue tied.
Primping orchids unsheathe golden earmuffs where toucans tweet.
Printing aphids under gold makes fruit cans sweet.
Pining katydids sunder mold flakes without man's sweat.
Katy did some pining under cornflakes about some man's sweat.
Sadie?s deed sank whining yonder good flakes around the sum of human?s breath
Shady deeds sent whirring gold flakes around the sun of Herman's death.
Shady's dogs went barking mad at Drake for fanning her man's head.
Shadow Lass's clogs won Birkenstock's medal in a drag fan's four mean hats.
Shadow Lad's crocs were bribed by Medusa to drip paint in men's underwear.
The Shadow caused were-beagles by dripping paint on Medusa's underwear.
The Short-Eared Owl cruised where Bend's boulders drift past Medford's undrained weeds.
The Court Bard's jowls jiggled when Bendis spit out that Gold Lantern would maim us with his deeds.
Jason Bard howled and giggled when Bendis slipped out Gold Lantern's main deeds.
Jasper barred howling, giggling, and bending Green Lantern's slippers in Maine.
James Jaspers bared jiggling bent grins as Maine slipped into the warp!
Jealous beasties bowled over green gables in miscellaneous alleys.