Insert your own Hot Sex Scene into Classic Silver Age stories! - 01/18/05 02:54 PM
The Silver Age had bold new concepts, fun new ideas, sheer genius and brillance and still blows us away to this day!
But is sure is lacking is hot sex scenes! Thus, it's up to us, in our post-modern sex-crazed era of comic book reading to add it on in!
Fantastic Four #50-52 : With the Human Torch looking for the Ultimate Nullifier and the Thing battling the Surfer as Alisha looks on, Reed realizes that Galactus really might destroy Earth!
Cut to: hot sex scene with Sue in the shower, as the two embrace one last time before the big climatic battle!
Avengers #25 : After Cap gives Power Man the beating of his life, Cap’s Kooky Quartet return home for some serious relaxing. Cut to: an awkward moment in the kitchen leads to Wanda and Cap going at it on the table, until both Hawkeye and Quicksilver busting in! Uh oh!
Atom #10 : After the Atom escapes from the clutches of a large carnivorous bird (at least, I’m guessing that happened in #10, since it happened every three issues or so), the might mite returns home to the warm arms of Jean Loring…and we see early hints of how crazy she really was…in the bedroom!
With all this sex added in, our heroes’ flaws and motivations become much more understandable, getting rid of that whole nonsense of heroism and selflessness!
But is sure is lacking is hot sex scenes! Thus, it's up to us, in our post-modern sex-crazed era of comic book reading to add it on in!
Fantastic Four #50-52 : With the Human Torch looking for the Ultimate Nullifier and the Thing battling the Surfer as Alisha looks on, Reed realizes that Galactus really might destroy Earth!
Cut to: hot sex scene with Sue in the shower, as the two embrace one last time before the big climatic battle!
Avengers #25 : After Cap gives Power Man the beating of his life, Cap’s Kooky Quartet return home for some serious relaxing. Cut to: an awkward moment in the kitchen leads to Wanda and Cap going at it on the table, until both Hawkeye and Quicksilver busting in! Uh oh!
Atom #10 : After the Atom escapes from the clutches of a large carnivorous bird (at least, I’m guessing that happened in #10, since it happened every three issues or so), the might mite returns home to the warm arms of Jean Loring…and we see early hints of how crazy she really was…in the bedroom!
With all this sex added in, our heroes’ flaws and motivations become much more understandable, getting rid of that whole nonsense of heroism and selflessness!