Yes, this guy.



Strange but true.

Trying to copy Batman, the first Spidey-light projected the silhouette of an arachnid onto NYC's skyline. 14 arachnophobic deaths later, Peter Parker began to rethink his approach.

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Cobie Fast Fact: Ditko created Princess Python for this issue and she was such a hit with fans and Stan, that she ensured the Circus of Crime did not fade into oblivion.

So, an ALL-green polka dotted garment thread.

Yes, tell me Dad, indeed! (shoves chick onto cobra, clutches hot blonde guy) Oh what an awful thing to happen to her!! But she's a goner now and we can't do a thing about it. C'mon, let's run before it gets us!! (drags hot blonde guy away)

Girlfriend In A Coma was inspired by Woozy!

I bet her garter belt is green with black polka dots.

Literally -ing

Nah. Look at the handcuffs. They're tourists all right. Welcome to Amsterdam Mr & Mrs Badge.

I helped!

I was just over on that other thread, and wondered if it had appeared here

This thread is like Shake and Bake!

Rebellious Woozyites!

Ben Bolt is a terrible songwriter! With a voice like BLACK Bolt!

I just got that Ben Bolt and the Teenage Canary are big old butt pirates!

Almost?

Woozy's expanded spring line?

What is Joan babbling about? Why doesn't Annabelle just turn Tad's head to show him that Joan's right in the room? Why don't they both take advantage of his head injury and give him a better name than Tad? Only in Irritating Romance Monthly.

Woozy extends his empire beyond fashion and comic books, into home decor.

"Actually kind of sexy", they said it, not me.

O Canada!

Polka dots: not just for super-heroes...

Hedy has a little bit 'o Sarya goin' on there. But when she takes off those shades, there's just ionic energy; STDs from Wonder Man. Watch them all back off suddenly.

A NEW INTERPRETATION FOR THE SILVER AGE?

She's just referring to him as buddy, as if she just picked this unconscious, random. drunken guy from the bus station.

With the love film over, and her random guy not into it due to being asleep, Debbi gets mad. And when Debbi gets mad, that can only mean that this guy's going to wake up in the basement.

I can almost hear his screams, as the 40th Love Boat episode is played. I say almost, as Debbi has sound proofed the walls.

Stayed tuned for more Debbi's Doomed Dates!

Hipster Reverse Woozyite

(thanks, io9)

You don't hear me laughing because I've just dumped you and I'm half way up the street finding someone less smug.

That outfit is so clashy it took me 2 years to notice the woozyness!

Why don't we have a Naomi the Model comics or Tyra the Model comics? Think of the festivities and hijinks

And the hats! The hats!

Something else else to do with the central characters needing to have some endearing qualities*.


*This catty comment was too good to pass up, and was based on no knowledge whatsoever of either of them other than a couple of articles on blood diamonds. Actually, that alone...

Rorschachy Woozy!

Reprinted in Action Perv Comics #24...
Having fallen down the manhole, Jimmy Olsen triggers his signal watch...
Oh! I can see up skirts from here! Never mind Superman!

Yeah yeah... inspired someone to write Boys of Summer with a bit of gender tweaking... whatever...what *everyone* wants to know ...

Is Turkish Taffy better than Yum-Yums!? I say no!

*GASP!*

IS EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT WOOZYNESS...WRONG??

c. 1917




Not only Woozy, but...

All Change for the Harlequinade!

The referee takes suggestions that he has crabs badly.

I said create tension, not crate it!

If not Woozy, at least Semi-Dizzy

A guy with coma for a surname is clearly a serial killer.



My sympathy waned when I noticed they all had robot dialogue boxes. Theatre time in Westworld.



I'm glad there's more covers after this. For a minute...I thought it was curtains for Woozy. >running away as fast as my LW Walking Ring will take me<
Incidentally, it's not the impossible waist, gams or blonde hair that makes baby a catch. Note that one arm is a lot more muscular than the other. A sign that she is an expert at delivering a great pint of ale.



At the sight of the gun, all colour seemed to drain from him. Read more in R.I.P. Kirby, deceased detective.



You can get rid of Winks' body Jughead. But you'll have left a clue. One piece of evidence tying you to the crime. You look nervous Jughead. Sweaty. Why don't you wipe that off your brow...with your handkerchief!

See that star?
Yeah.
That's how far I'm gonna kick you.

Mopsy conforms to the "A.G.P. Teenage Code of Approved Reading". It appears to be an Australian version of the Comics Code - but for teenagers only? Was there a separate one for little kids? Does A.G.P. stand for Australian Grumpy Parents?

Mopsy doesn't look like a teen. She looks a bit like Joan Crawford.

Australian teens grew up fast back then.

She look America by storm.

Jimmy Olsen is creepy.