I think I understand Wertham now.

"Dick" seems to be doing well for a nipple-less freak of nature....

The irony is that he's the one they should all beward of! Ann learns the lesson that it was a mistake to give her lips too freely to Dick!

No, he's the one who should be the ward. That's how it works for famous comic book Dicks.

The suspense is killing me. How did the story end?

Well did she give her lips too freely? I'm waiting. (tap, tap, tap ...)

I must-- nay, WILL-- own this comic!

Heh, my wife loved this. Ann's lips love Dick? Hehehehheheheh.

"I'll do antyhing to hold dick."

I promise to work this phrase into every conversation I have from now on!

Jillikers! Duo Damsel was in YOUNG LOVE # 83!!

And she was using too much blush!

Is that Giordano's art?

This calls for a Third Rock from the Sun moment...Dick, anyone?

I still don't own it... YET.

But have you at least held Dick?

Boy, HAS he!!!

Nah, wertham went after this book because of the "rock" formation between her and the nipless dick.

"Is that a boulder in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

*sigh* I needed a good laugh and looked up this thread. Sadly, it just isn't funny without the pic.

*sniffle*

I'm so lost right now...

Sometimes you just can't go home again.

Somebody replace the pics!!!!!

Hold your...oh, never mind.

Do you own this issue yet Lash?

I thought it looked like Walt Simonson's work.

*choke!* No...

You know, I tried looking this up on ebay to see how much it was going for, but without an issue number, I couldn't even find it. Does anyone have a number, or at least a publication date?

According to this site, it's issue #9. The publisher was St. John.

Further Dick Troubles

oh boy.....esp with the top - "how to pick a boyfriend.." if it was bought by a young boy or man who reads to learn about how to pick up a new boyfriend from the army. Dont Ask Dont Tell....right!

She kept Dick out ten hours past his time. Impressive.

So what was Dick's secret? Was Dick too small? Too big? Was he really a woman? Did he wear a wig? Was he a Proty? A Durlan?

Hold Dick Quick?




His loving cup is also up for grabs.

How blatantly suggestive.

Hmm... Freckles, plaid jacket and badly died red hair? It looks like Jimmy Olsen really had to hustle before he became Superman's pal and left his "Dick Quick" days behind him.

Those things always come back to haunt you Jimmy.

Well, at least he got first prize...

Actually in this case I think he was Dick Giordano, cover artist.

Dick again?

Dick has PROBLEMS.

The "My Personal Problem" girl sure looks like Tinya, before she got the Legion job...

The Bride Hates Dick!

I still think she needs to be more serious in that picture. She's smiling at the reader like, "yay! Your wife/husband is a cheater and i'm making money off of it! Hooray!"

I'm anxious to see what secrets of youthful lovers are revealed in Romantic Hearts! Especially since I don't remember many proficient lovers at that age!

this thread makes me want to change my name to Richard.

Real bad.

HOW ABOUT:

THE MEETING OF THE DICKS

FAST DICK!

Oh Dick, slow down.

She's not getting near the train station if that Dick keeps shouting on the doorstep. Mind you, she's painted it on the side of the house. Secretly they hate each other and are trying to get out of going away together.

"Be a Sultry Sphinx Minx." - Who knew MILF had ancient Egyptian origins?

Aren't they always...

Probably some ancient Egyptian knowledge deity.

Yeah, they're such pervs...Hey!

And when he gets caught...

You have to say that his death was definitely on the cards.

We get it. Seriously, we get it!!!!

DICK TRAP!

It's terrible an animal died for this guy's clothing, but to die for an adult nappy...

I deduce it was Löjtnant Dick who set the trap for Tarzan.

Do you think so? I was looking at the tree myself...

Good thing this thread was created and thus titled in 2005. These days I'd probably just call it HEY COME LOOK AT THESE DICKS

"Did I give my lips too freely?" - A heart-breaking tale of lost love in the resistance bunkers by Grinn

WHO'S TAKING DICK HOME?