John Beauford Bangya
Mo Diddly Dunright
I. Widdleon Pdiddy
Ima <Squak> Yo, Im really happy for you....<squak>
Somewhere over the rainbow...with a shotgun, a squirrel, and talking mushrooms
Scuba Sam the underwater man...Hey ladies!
Bob
Not going to go for "Justin Thyme"?
He's already an LMB bad guy
I once came up with the idea for "Udder Nonsense" using the Liberty Meadows mad cow avatar. I thought it was so funny...until I actually created it. Then three posts later, got bored with it. That alt is now long gone.
"Nightcrawler," but Cobie is already using that one.
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I once came up with the idea for "Udder Nonsense" using the Liberty Meadows mad cow avatar. I thought it was so funny...until I actually created it. Then three posts later, got bored with it. That alt is now long gone.
Cow characters work better as GenChars, I think. At some point I came up with Old Dutch the Super-Cow and thought she was hilarious, but everyone seemed to prefer Rockhopper Lass, Hyvvie the Wonder Beagle and Time Teller Lad (who eventually became my one alt). Of the four, TTL works best on his own.
Perhaps the problem with Old Dutch is that Old Dutch Cleanser is a fairly obscure product and not everyone gets the connection to Comet the Super-Horse. If you have to explain a joke, then it's probably not funny.
I guess if I get an alt, it should be male. Just to keep the universe in balance.
Boo.
That way, when I become a famous sports figure and have a spectacular failure...People will be cheering for me.
Doesn't AltId discussion belong over on the Mission Monitor Board?
I'm tired of talking to myself over there.
Nein. Nyet. Nunh unh.
This is the anywhere, we can talk about anything. Did you notice how lovely the decayed crocus were on jupiter last night?
Hockeysnockey!
In honor of a longtime poster...
Cat Framer!
Woof woof...ruff ruff ruff...bark bark!
*Translation: The cat did it, officer, I was over here licking my <bleeeeeeep>!
I'd post as "Morten Harket," but I'd get sued and Stealth would hate me for trying to break her heart.
Back to the drawing board...
My son loves it when he asks me what super hero I am, and I reply:
"Big Bad Rad Mad Dad!"
I have the powers of SuperDad!
barfomaticor!
"jackuler"
Slobnoggin
Only alternate versions of my own name, as I am trying to "brand" myself. Which isn't as easy as you might think
I hear curling irons do a good job.
hmmmmm, sounds like something for Horrible Musings.
Bjorn Dorngalorn
Crowing Cocks!
the Non Vandy Dandy
The one among my GenChars who eventually took on a life of his own was Petty Officer Marvin of the Brood. I remember intending him to be a Brood drone who had the personality of Marvin the Martian, and writing in an invasion of Looney Tunes characters, and... well...
Oh, and of course there's my Blaze alt, whom I can foresee eventually becoming more popular than my Invisible Brainiac main ID.
So Blaze is an alt? I'm so disappointed. thought you guys were made for each other, lol. But, I'm really bad at alts anyway. Never know who they are.
Oooh is he gonna be so mad when he finds out I made people think he's an alt! Nah, I couldn't posisbly flirt with myself that well if I were (insert your fave celebrity-you-love-to-hate here).
Wet Pleasure
<span style="font-size: 10px;">(Seriously, this is a genuine product name in the feed warehouse where I work right now. I wish I were kidding you. And for the love of all that's holy, DON'T google it!)</span>
The Moral Order of the Universe
1. Question Lad
2. One of Emily's Cousins
3. Gideon Albrecht- A telepath whose morality is controversial with Red Arrow, so I can only imagine how other LMB members would perceive his methods.
The World's Only Redneck Time Trapper
Barfolomew Canus
Ringo Dingus
Donkey Hoetee
Pal Mongol
Horton Heard'ah Hoe
Afternoon Depression Luv Machine
Hoochie Coochie Rupmled Stiltskin
Dilettante Dame
Bon Vivant Babe
Muddy Martha
Digger Dot
Damn Smexy: 70's Porn Hunk!
Cranky McBasstard, now that facebook chickenshitted out.
Cranky McBasstard, now that facebook chickenshitted out.
That was a genius user name! Stupid Facebook!
Thanks Ibby. The name came from the great folks here. That's why I loved it so much.
It's definitely on my list of most awesome names ever!
Visibly Brainy
Cranky McBasstard's Basstard Brother
Cranky McBasstard's Basstard Brother
And accepted any time.
Repetitive Lad
Repetitive Lad
Doh! I forgot I put this before!
Aw, no big
Happens to me all the time.
Warm-and-Fuzzy Lad
I guess I should also add Amnesia Lad then.
The Ernest Borgnine Tribute Poster
Poor College Football Prognosticator Kid
Procrastinator ...um...something... I'll finish the post later...
Procrastinator ...um...something... I'll finish the post later...
Slighted Lad
Before marriage: HANDy Lad.
Aha! I knew it! Thothy IS a girl!
Failed Detective Lad
Hollow leg Hal, the eternal eater!
The Toxic Avengers Writer
Self Destructive K>ABOOOM!<
Salad-Tosser Lad... Oh, wait.
Self Censor Lad.
That's half a dozen times I've not posted something in the last couple of months. What's going on there?
The Fail Whale of Space
- found that on an old Actor Lad post.
Flannel Lad fighting against his arch foe: the Filibuster
Day-glo Splatter Bo! Only because it has an exclamation in it, though.
Nagger Ned
Lemonade Lass
Klub Soda Kid
Tonic Water Titan
(As my quest continues to find things other than pretend beer to drink credibly at the bar.)
Kopparberg Kid
Kid Kaliber
Nrrev the Outsider
Tyrian
Those two are LMB villains I created.
Sponsored by [insert name of sponsor for big fee here] Boy.
Likes Supergirl's hot pants Lad
Fly rot
Ibby, they have salve for that now. It's very affordable.
Aaaanyway...Weasel Woman
The Death Defying Diarist
Servant Of The Sidâ„¢
Devil Dame: Harlot Of Hell
The Madwoman Of Columbia Heights
Qypthone Queen
(though the years roll by, I still love their songs)
The Can't Post For Eight Days Monster
Multiple Me (in honor of the current glitch)
Name Man, the living palindrome!
Awesome Lad
Courageous Kid
Radioactive Lass
Observer Boy
Super Teen
Titanic Lass
Incredi-Miss
Cutlass Kid
Klepto Kid
Invinci-Lad
Dynamic Boy
Coaxle Kayb-El
Deflater Mouse
Buzz Lightbeer
Cornflake Girl
John E.B. Goode
Mister Tamb
or
Een Man
Get-A-Life Lass
Get-A-Job Jane
Tarnnilpferdmann
The Invisible Hippopotamus
Professor Fremdengeist
Chinpunkanpunsan
Kretzulesco
Dr. Alzheimer
Treselgonian Dementialist
Much Manly, Man of Dad Fu!
Clog Kid, forcing Ibby to become Clog Kid II
Serpentine Lass.
5 days ago, I didn't even know what a serpentine belt was. Now I can change one. All the mechanics were closed for the holidays, but youtube came to the rescue.
Thumbs up to the above post. Almost all things are possible. Me having tact isn't one, but almost everything else is.
Dalton Dinkeledge the Damned Delinquent!
Courtney's Cox. *yeah, watching cougar town again
Lima Bean The Flatulence Machine!
* Lièvre de Mars
* Old Enough To Know Better
* The Archbishop of Canterbury (The Cleric of Kent)
* Why the bicycle riders?
* Writer's Blok
* You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause
* Dr. Alzheimer
Sex Gunn and the Blanks!
Mr. Meh
Blah the Awesome
Kabinga the one-legged Donkey Man!
Snorf!
Lamba Lamba Kabamnda!
Damn Madly the Once Dead Detective
Wings Mouser the Flying Cat
Pookie Bahookie
* Bizarro Composite Superman
Ha! Ha! LegionWorld am Bizarro Composite Superman’s only enemy!
* Inferior Amazo
All the powers of the Inferior Five… combined!!
* Alt ID I Might Consider Changing To
Another alt ID I might consider changing to ....
* Putin On The Ritz
Absolutely no political commentary at all.
Blackbeards' Basted Balls!
The Far-Distant Artemis (or maybe "Platypus" it's tough to decide)
Long Dong Zero, quicker than the human fly....
Butt Rubb, Private Investigator!
KKLLORGGGG the mildly tedious!
Indecisive Lad.
Well, maybe.
It is too obvious?
Maybe make it snappier. Like a one-word name...
Tee Bhone. Ah play guitar with tha gravy's.
Hyperactive Lad like I'm so excited I can't stop just postpostpostpostpost gosh I have 247tabs open reply reply reply reply reply
Boondocks Bill, The Heavenly Hillbilly
Rumplemanboobskin. Happened when I lost weight.
Perpetual Bad Hair Days Damsel
Flynn Rider. What my new guy calls me
Chili Eater Lad!
In a few hours, I might have to change it to Flatulent Fred...
Big Bang Bob the Exploder Emoter!
Shaggy Man
I really need a haircut...
King Gruntfuttock Of Peasmoldia!
Flameboyant...the floating fire lad.
Golden Age Bin Surfer Man
Not-a-Morning-Person Person
Scmuck Dodgers in the 13th and a half century Man!
High C's. I'm round, red, and juicy.
Old Crow
Mot Hess, Man of Three Disguises!
Noose Goose, The Avian Executioner!
Hum Dinger, I succeed .325 percent of the time.
Lucky you. I'd have to be the Incredible Shrinking Bladder.
That is actually me, too. But I think it's more of a superpower to have the big bladder
That is actually me, too. But I think it's more of a superpower to have the big bladder
OK now I know for sure the answer to that question "which superpower do you wish you had?"!
Stile's Counsel
(If you're really old, you get this.)
That is actually me, too. But I think it's more of a superpower to have the big bladder
OK now I know for sure the answer to that question "which superpower do you wish you had?"!
I very much wish for that superpower when I am on long flights / train rides...
Stile's Counsel
(If you're really old, you get this.)
I suspect I am old enough but too old for the memory to work correctly? Sounds familiar but not sure.
The Style Council, authors of "My Ever Changing Moods" (1984) - Hit No. 70 in Australia and No. 29 in the U.S.A.
Well. They flew right under my radar. The song did well enough for me to have probably heard it back then but I have no recollection. About that time I was flatting with a Uni student who introduced me to Split Enz. It took a while because his favourite group was different to what I was used to but I came to appreciate their clever lyrics. Thanks for bringing The Style Council to my attention.
Very popular over here, as was Weller in The Jam and later solo.
I'd forgotten all about them, too... until a couple of weeks ago when I heard a Jazz instrumental of the song. I thought it was pretty good.
Anyway, back on topic:
Ferret Fan
That is actually me, too. But I think it's more of a superpower to have the big bladder
OK now I know for sure the answer to that question "which superpower do you wish you had?"!
I very much wish for that superpower when I am on long flights / train rides...
It's all about the bladder
control, therefore the ID would be Bladder Control Lad.
Shale Oyl
(the Oyl sister they never talk about, probably because she's happy being single and doesn't enjoy hanging around sailors)
Taken
No flirting with this boy, no, I already have someone!
There Hasn't Been Any Good Music Since 1987 Lass
Chemical King
Anti-Matter-Eater Lad
Bananas contain potassium.
Potassium-4O decays to calcium through the emission of a positron.
Bananas contain anti-matter.
If you have ever eaten a banana, you have demonstrated your power to eat anti-matter.
Q.E.D.
The Man With the Medusa Touch
Pha King Man. Iike that Vietnamese food.
I am so enamored of Invisible Brainiac I'm thinking of changing my ID to Kid Five Two.
Klen Kar.
Matchstick Man (with Matchstick Cat and Dog)
El Kal, the non super man.
El Kabong, the copyright infringer
Lobotomize Larry, The Loud Farting Tory.
One Punch Han. I hit first.
One Stroke Han. I shot first.
Stang Wang, the Arbitrary Thang!
The Weed Stalker--- I have the power, the POWER of WEED-KILLER! Dash of Salt, Sulfur, and .... FIRE! Your ticket to burn!
The Feeb Gawker - the one who always stops in front of an accident and gawks, without doing anything constructive or helpful
Macro Man, Master of the Can Can!
Mulch Man, with the power to eat any natural food plant known. Granted, not much of a power, but still....
THE POMEGRANATE POUNDER! I say it Proudly and Loudly!
Hey, I'm the Peach Pounder! We should team up!
Grease Weazer, Super De-sleazer!
Greased Lightning, the sentient car from Grease
From another thread....Sea List Man.
Tom Taylor the Able Mailer