By the way, it was about 35 years ago, during my ill-fated field hockey career, that I was nailed in the crotch by a teammate who swung her hockey stick backwards at just the wrong moment. I neither know nor care to imagine how fast the stick was going backwards when it collided with my forwards-moving junk.
She didn't mean it, of course. I'm not even sure you could plot out such a random mishap even if you wanted to. But I fell on the ground and saw stars. There may not technically be as many delicate exposed parts on the cis female anatomy in these situations, but then again we didn't wear cups. So for my money there were MORE than enough.
To this day it's my fallback argument for couch potato-ism.