I hate Ed Sheeran. Not so much his music, which I find merely mediocre, but because of the way he "kissed-and-told" when he claimed that his venomous, misogynous earworm of a hit single "Don't" was about fellow pop star Ellie Goulding, whom I've come to love over the years!!

Ergo, I love that this happened to him:

Careful, it's sharp. OOPS!!

Bet he's glad he didn't ask for a fake circumcision.

It's only a scratch Sheeran!

And that's what wrong with the royals right there! As soon as they started bringing in third party executioners, their marital skills just plummeted.

Call that a sword wound?! Why back in my day...

Yay! I was wondering if someone would post that

I will neither confirm or deny that my daughter had an Ed Sheeran poster in her room for ages. I think he's finally run his course though.

I am gratified that I don't even know who this Sheeran character is.