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April 2011 Election Debate Thread
#188953 03/31/11 10:08 AM
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This is the thread in which you are to ask whatever questions you will of candidates once they have declared their candidacy. (Please understand most of these candidates are people you wouldn't want washing your car or mowing your lawn when formulating the questions).

The candidates are commanded to answer the questions as untruthfully and/or as self-servingly as is appropriate.

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To each candidate:

Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please. As well, we would like a list of all shady organizations you have ever been a member off, associated with, or have a friend of a friend of a friend that has a tenous connection with said organizations at best.

Thank you and I'll hang up and take your response off the air.


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#188955 03/31/11 12:36 PM
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Candidates,

While I would assume that it's a given that each of your respective platforms will include the repeal of the ban on three-martini lunches as fully tax-deductable business expenses, I think the real question is: what is your position on olive stuffing?

Do you favor garlic, pimento, hot pepper or au naturale?

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#188956 03/31/11 12:46 PM
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Candidates,

Public hangings were a great way to socialize and meet other people in ancient times. Will you try to bring these back?

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Candidates,

Could we temper CK's extremism by perhaps just publicly hanging a dead fish around the necks of offenders for a few days until they repent of all wrongdoing? Or would you consider that a waste of a perfectly good dead fish?


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#188958 03/31/11 12:57 PM
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Candidates,

What are your thoughts on knuckledragging, exactly?


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Originally posted by Exnihil:
Candidates,

While I would assume that it's a given that each of your respective platforms will include the repeal of the ban on three-martini lunches as fully tax-deductable business expenses, I think the real question is: what is your position on olive stuffing?

Do you favor garlic, pimento, hot pepper or au naturale?
And on a related note: Does this turn you on?

[Linked Image]


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#188960 03/31/11 03:17 PM
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What is your postion on the stone age. Is it a good place to go to?


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#188961 03/31/11 04:51 PM
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Why should Canadians give a rat's ass anyway?

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#188962 03/31/11 05:35 PM
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Candidates;

When will be annexing Canada?


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#188963 03/31/11 05:37 PM
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
To each candidate:

Please discuss which bribes you will be offering and the relative worth of said bribes in credits please. As well, we would like a list of all shady organizations you have ever been a member off, associated with, or have a friend of a friend of a friend that has a tenous connection with said organizations at best.

Thank you and I'll hang up and take your response off the air.
Well, how about a free fuel card to start. It never runs out of credots, and is also good for snacks at any roadside shop.

I'm afraid the other information is classified...but let's just say that I may know where Hoffa is.


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#188964 03/31/11 05:38 PM
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Originally posted by Exnihil:
Candidates,

While I would assume that it's a given that each of your respective platforms will include the repeal of the ban on three-martini lunches as fully tax-deductable business expenses, I think the real question is: what is your position on olive stuffing?

Do you favor garlic, pimento, hot pepper or au naturale?
Pimento needs to be the first choice, followed by hot peppers.


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#188965 03/31/11 05:39 PM
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Candidates,

Public hangings were a great way to socialize and meet other people in ancient times. Will you try to bring these back?
I prefer to go with public canings...but hangings are not off the table, or chairs for that matter.


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#188966 03/31/11 05:40 PM
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Originally posted by cleome:
Candidates,

Could we temper CK's extremism by perhaps just publicly hanging a dead fish around the necks of offenders for a few days until they repent of all wrongdoing? Or would you consider that a waste of a perfectly good dead fish?
It would work as long as we make those people also take the roley poley fish heads to a movie.


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#188967 03/31/11 05:41 PM
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
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What are your thoughts on knuckledragging, exactly?
I swore never to talk about your problem in public. laugh


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#188968 03/31/11 05:41 PM
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Originally posted by Exnihil:
[b] Candidates,

While I would assume that it's a given that each of your respective platforms will include the repeal of the ban on three-martini lunches as fully tax-deductable business expenses, I think the real question is: what is your position on olive stuffing?

Do you favor garlic, pimento, hot pepper or au naturale?
And on a related note: Does this turn you on?

[Linked Image] [/b]
Quite honestly...yes, yes it does.


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#188969 03/31/11 05:42 PM
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
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What is your postion on the stone age. Is it a good place to go to?
I would prefer the stoned age...just so I could giggle with them...never touched that stuff personally.


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#188970 03/31/11 05:43 PM
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Fruit freak.


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My wife can't have olives, figs, and I don't think she's ever tried it, but dates would probably start the same allergic reaction.


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#188971 03/31/11 05:44 PM
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Why should Canadians give a rat's ass anyway?
Because my dear neighbor, you're just like part of my family...I've visited quite often.


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#188972 03/31/11 05:46 PM
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Take'em down, dirty Canadians.

They've perpetrated Jim Carey and Shania Twain on the world. No quarter given.


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When will be annexing Canada?
Right after South Carolina. wink


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Take'em down, dirty Canadians.

They've perpetrated Jim Carey and Shania Twain on the world. No quarter given.
Jim Carey was funny at one time (think In Living Color), and what is wrong with Shania?


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#188975 03/31/11 05:48 PM
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Nevah! We started it onc't, we can finish it now. We've got tha nintendo!


lol


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#188976 03/31/11 06:20 PM
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Nevah! We started it onc't, we can finish it now. We've got tha nintendo!


lol
I'd respond to this...but ya lost me at 'Nevah!"


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#188977 03/31/11 06:21 PM
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Shania's right there with megan fox fas as I'm concerned. And we did that to ourselves.


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