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Originally posted by Exnihil: Originally posted by Future:
[b] What's the shortest route I can take to Constantinople without running into tolls?
I, of course, realize, that Constantinople no longer exists, superseded by Istanbul.
Why did Constantinople get the works? Well, that's no one's business but the Turks.[/b]Someone seems a hesitant to contemplate the time travel route. Perhaps Phineas B. Fuddle left a bigger scar than we thought?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Originally posted by Exnihil: [b] Originally posted by Future:
[b] What's the shortest route I can take to Constantinople without running into tolls? Ah... a wiley question, Future, one that clearly tripped up my opponent. I, of course, realize, that Constantinople no longer exists, superseded by Istanbul. Why did Constantinople get the works? Well, that's no one's business but the Turks.[/b] Do I understand that my opponent wishes to implement a toll system on time-travel routes? For shame, sir. For shaaaaaaaame.
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Originally posted by Exnihil:
I'd like to ask what the juiciest rumor is that you've heard about each of your respective opponents. Excellent question... if only to demonstrate the type of negative campaigning that other, lesser, candidates might engage in. I, personally, do not believe in the spreading of rumors, and I advise that no one should trust a candidate who does. ... ... ... ... ... Like Cobie.
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all- as the appointed spokesman for The Candidate Who Hast Not Yet Announced (TCWHNYA), I am duly authorized to answer some questions on their behalf. Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
So, candidates.
If I were looking for someone to wash my car, would you be a good choice? TCWHNYA does not wash cars (for reasons that will one day soon become completely obvious) Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
What color underwear do you wear?
I'll only vote for someone who wears green underpants. That's the color I wear! TCWHNYA does not approve of the wearing of any undergarments, unless they are all one wears. In the latter case, green is an acceptable choice. Originally posted by Exnihil:
I'd like to ask what the juiciest rumor is that you've heard about each of your respective opponents. We hear unconfirmed reports that Anita and Cobalt Kid are one and the same person! Sorry, that's all we hear as of yet. Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Whoever will be the next leader and deputy will be the immediate heirs of the glorious Rocky/Fanfie legacy. What do you offer that is worthy of that legacy? Clearly those shoes are too big to fill. TCWHNYA proposes a national week of mourning for the end of said administration, to be followed by a month of drunken debauchery.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Where's Hoffa buried? TCWHNYA points out that Candidate Cobalt Kid only puts that question out to deflect attention from his own role in the matter. Originally posted by Future:
What's the shortest route I can take to Constantinople without running into tolls? The Atlantic to the Mediterranean to the Aegean. Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
What is your stand on Alt IDs?
And does this shirt make me look fat? TCWHNYA will neither confirm nor deny that TCWHNYA is someone's alt. Nothing makes you look fat. Originally posted by Calm Yo Tits:
Which one a y'all hos gonna calm my tits? That would be MLLash, whether he is running or not.
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Kent, care to comment on the rumors that you are representing Legion Worlder 'gone'?
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
If I were looking for someone to wash my car, would you be a good choice? The Election Tyrant does not get his hands dirty. Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
What color underwear do you wear?
I'll only vote for someone who wears green underpants. That's the color I wear! The Election Tyrant goes commando and can convince you to vote for him anyway. Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Where's Hoffa buried? The Election Tyrant could make reveal this answer for a large donation to the Ex/Tyrant Campaign Fund. Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Whoever will be the next leader and deputy will be the immediate heirs of the glorious Rocky/Fanfie legacy. What do you offer that is worthy of that legacy? I'm the Election Tyrant. Originally posted by Future:
What's the shortest route I can take to Constantinople without running into tolls? The Election Tyrant doesn't pay tolls. Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
What is your stand on Alt IDs?
And does this shirt make me look fat? The Election Tyrant regularly stands on Alts. The Election Tyrant requests Invisible Brainiac to remove the shirt so as to give the question context.
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Candidates,
Now that it looks like the PB&J ticket is going to enter the race, are you ready to drop out and concede the race?
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I promise Legion World that if I ever drop out, it will be at the last minute and only after I've made a complete and utter mockery of the election, dragging it out far past the point of being funny. 
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Concede? Ha!
I don't know the meaning of the word, "concede"!
<whispering to his campaign team> <span style="font-size: 10px;">No... seriously... what's it mean? You guys have to start doing better prep work if I'm going to be fielding questions. I'm dying out here.</span>
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How any good can come of participating in this thread, I don't know. 'sigh' Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
So, candidates.
If I were looking for someone to wash my car, would you be a good choice? Yes. Super speed! Unless I accidentally smashed your car with my bulging biceps. then I would fly you around personally. We could reenact that scene from Superman. Power Boy: "Don't worry, I've got you." EDE: "But who's got you!"  Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
What color underwear do you wear?
I'll only vote for someone who wears green underpants. That's the color I wear! hmm, I'm not sure New Gods based on Greek myths wear 'underpants'. Let's find out AFTER Jerry and I get your vote!  Originally posted by Calm Yo Tits:
Which one a y'all hos gonna calm my tits? I can ... indeed ... Calm Those Tits! But Jerry has graciously offered ..... Originally posted by Exnihil:
So... even though I don't think there are any declared candidates yet... once they do start showing up, I'd like to ask what the juiciest rumor is that you've heard about each of your respective opponents. Mostly rumors of CORRUPTION Exnihil ! In fact, I plan on throwing the Election Tyrant into the darkest dungeon on Legion World for one year as my first act as leader!! It's not looking good for yourself or Cobalt Kid either.  Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Whoever will be the next leader and deputy will be the immediate heirs of the glorious Rocky/Fanfie legacy. What do you offer that is worthy of that legacy? This is a very good question, One I will leave to Jerry, In fact I offer Jerry as worthy of the Rocky/Fanfie legacy. He's awesome. Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Where's Hoffa buried? Why do you ask? Mob ties? Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
What is your stand on Alt IDs?
And does this shirt make me look fat? I think we should treat our Legion Worlders with multiple personality disorder compassionately. (Otherwise we wouldn't have any members!) And ... yes. that shirt makes you look fat.  Take it off immediately. There ... MUCH better.  Originally posted by Future:
What's the shortest route I can take to Constantinople without running into tolls? <---- BOOM tube teleportation.
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Originally posted by Power Boy: Yes. Super speed! Unless I accidentally smashed your car with my bulging biceps.
then I would fly you around personally. We could reenact that scene from Superman.
Power Boy: "Don't worry, I've got you."
EDE: "But who's got you!"
Okay, that just won my vote!
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Originally posted by Power Boy:
How any good can come of participating in this thread, I don't know. 'sigh' Although somewhat mitigated by the subsequent participation, this shows a certain wisdom.
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Originally posted by Power Boy: [b]Yes. Super speed! Unless I accidentally smashed your car with my bulging biceps. then I would fly you around personally. We could reenact that scene from Superman. Power Boy: "Don't worry, I've got you." EDE: "But who's got you!" I forgot to remind him to hold onto his nelly hat!
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Originally posted by Shining Son: Originally posted by Power Boy:
[b]How any good can come of participating in this thread, I don't know. 'sigh' 
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Candidates,
Recently, LW seems to have seen a sharp decline in posts by Ram Boy. In fact, it has been over a month since his last post. What will you do about this serious threat to the level of humor on LW?
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Candidates:
Can I have onion rings on the side instead of fries for the same price?
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Originally posted by cleome45:
Candidates:
Can I have onion rings on the side instead of fries for the same price? Of course. But, we agree with Hillary that carrots are a better choice. Onion Rings Carrots
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Candidates,
Recently, LW seems to have seen a sharp decline in posts by Ram Boy. In fact, it has been over a month since his last post. What will you do about this serious threat to the level of humor on LW? Amnesty and one month's free rent.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Originally posted by cleome45:
Candidates:
Can I have onion rings on the side instead of fries for the same price? I am in favor of any initiative that involves my constituency getting some on the side. <Ex's campaign team quickly scrambles to his side, frantically whispering> What? No... settle down, fellas. The press would never take a quote out of context.
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I'll vote for whomever can promise to lower or altogether eliminate LW's exorbitant monthly user fees.
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