Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board The Random local news you can't believe thread...

I know people say that we all need to spend more time with our kids, but this is unbelievable.
Man robs Radio Shack with child in tow

That child will end up just like Rose Wilson!

His wife had to go into work on short notice because a co-worker was sick. You don't expect him to leave the kid unattended at home, do you?

Tsk.

This is way worse than the time my Dad got into an agruement with a store clerk in front of me.

Parents can be so embarrassing.

Oh, God. Ram Boy and I have the same father. Ever since that thing where mr_cleome went to the same High School as Jim Shooter, my life just gets stranger and stranger...

Yes, and if Dad were to pull a Radio Shack heist, he'd be wearing shorts and calf length socks.

Also, he'd be doing plenty of bitching about their shoddy customer service while he was at.

Lone Wolf and Cub!
Road to Perdition!

I can think of a few other things to do to this guy...

Dad who used child as a shield against Taser faces prison

Taze him in the balls repeatedly until they fall off.

If I ruled a country, I would execute people by pushing them off cliffs. This guy would be one of them.

In the water below would be sharks.

Its stories like that that cause me not to watch the news anymore.
Makes me lose faith in humanity.

These are just from skimming the local paper on-line. No real digging to find them. It's unthinkable to me to do anything to purposely endanger any child. If I was in charge, people like this would be severely dealt with.

If I was in charge, we'd apply this same logic to our charming imperial endeavors overseas.

Whatever happened to, War is not healthy for children and other living things ?

Please don't give our local law enforcement any ideas like this. They're "inspired" enough as it is. :rolleyes:

Here's a story for you.

Women Hold Topless March For Gender Equality

The market for those "Gone Wild" videos will surely be irrevocably damaged should the rest of America decide to follow the example of those crazy folk in Maine.

Tsk. Won't somebody think of the beleaguered sleazeball marketers amongst us? They're an endangered species! Just like the spotted owl!

[cries]

Pov, er, the ride to Portland isn't too long and we can support a good cause!

Pick me up on the way.

There there, comforts Cleome...heh

PICS OR STFU

And I do not care if I am several states out of your way!

If you guys are picking Dev up in MI, you might as well stop by for me, too.