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On the first day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me
A message board for posting
On the second day of Christmas the LMB gave me
2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.
On the third day of Christmas the LMB gave me
3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.
On the fourth day of Christmas the LMB gave me
4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.
On the fifth day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me
5 Punning Teeds
4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.
On the sixth day of Christmas the LMB gave me
6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds
4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.
On the seventh day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me
7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds
4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.
On the eighth day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me
8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds
4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Crmers and a message board for posting
On the ninth day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me
9 studs named Matthew, 8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds
4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.
On the 10th day of Christmas the LMB gave me
10 Outdoor Miners, 9 studs named Matthew, 8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds
4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.
On the eleventh day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me
11 robot lesbians, 10 Outdoor Miners, 9 studs named Matthew, 8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds
4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.
On the twelth day of christmas the LMB gave me
12 free SHAKES cocktails, 11 robot lesbians, 10 Outdoor Miners, 9 studs named Matthew, 8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds
4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers
AND A MESSAGE BOARD FOR POSTING!
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I had to seperate the 7 Cobies humping, they were scaring the 11 robot lesbians.
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I'm sure on of the punning Teeds must've said something to make you smile when that happened...
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Hmm... does that add up to: 12 message boards for posting 22 Fat Cramers 30 Dean pics 36 Cruey busts 40 punning Teedses 42 Icefires flirting 42 Cobies humping (guess the flirting paid off just right ) 40 caps so nelly (enough for all the punning Teedses) 36 studs named Matthew 30 Outdoor Miners 22 robot lesbians 12 free SHAKES cocktails Wow! (I claim one of those cocktails... )
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The punning Teeds ran off with 10 of my cocktails (one for each of their hands!)
Can I interest you in a cap so nelly?
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Such a lie. I'd take the caps (which on me would not be nelly but instead darling).
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OK, but just one. You'll have to offload the rest of that shoddy merchandise elsewhere -- maybe as Secret Santa gifts at your workplace.
I'll take 6 Fat Cramers, 25 Icefires, 21 Cobies, 18 Matthews, and an Outdoor Miner or two. Just back the U-Haul up to the side door, please...
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NO WAY am I giving up my Cobies, Matthews and Miners!
Take the robot lesbians instead.
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I'd, uh, rather not.
[trembling]
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Originally posted by STU: I'd, uh, rather not.
[trembling] More proof that STU is NOT a lesbian
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No, I was just trembling with anticipation.
And demurring so that I could play hard to get.
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ROTFL Hillarious Lash, but only 12 Shakes cocktails? That's barely enough to survive.
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Glad you liked it, Arachne!
It was fun trying to come up with words that fit the original song that were also references to LEGION WORLD...!
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That was good. All we need is a Chameleon smiley morphing into a Christmas wreath.
(No pressure, Nighty!)
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Originally posted by STU: No, I was just trembling with anticipation.
And demurring so that I could play hard to get. I knew it.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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I guess the Nightys bamfing, Lightning Laddies, Drakeys drawing, Sonnies traveling, Greybirds flying, Juans a-doctoring, Reeps a-polling, Stu's a-barking, Povs a-painting, Arachnes spinning, Calebs moving, Rokks a-sueing, Seymours planting, and even Primes transforming are still up for grabs. To say nothing of the Lyric LASHES.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Thank you, Santa Lash! Perhaps you could start working on "The Night Before Christmas on Legion World".
And a jolly alternate version, KP!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Lash, do I get to at least be one of the stud Matthew's? I know the others are reserved for a certain other Matt...
Touch the magic...
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See, I realized right away there was no way I could include everyone (and I couldn't figure out how to make Jeffy/Kippers or Povvins fit in the song, though I tried!)....
Sooooooo I tried to use blanket references to cover many folks at once. The "studs named Matthew" cover Boy w/ UP, Danny Blaine, matlock and probably a few others as well. The SHAKES cocktails was giving a wave to Semi, Vee and the steady customers of that fine establishment and of course the message board for posting was the greatest gift of all from Scooter and Gary! (I had also tried to work the phrase "Gary Smilies" or "Gary Graemlins" into the song but couldn't make it sound good!)
So Danny, you were already intended to be one of the studs named Matthew!
And Kippers, if you have an alternate version you wanna post here I'd love to read it!
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I think we could have an entire thread devoted to LW carols!
Deck the boards with Nighty graemlins...
Dashing through the threads, posting all the way...
Silent night (no one's posting)...
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Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen! Peace on LWORLD and mercy mild Reep and Greybird reconciled
Joyful now as Thora rises And rubs Cobie with her thigh-ses As Harbinger hosts proclaim Lash is horny once again Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen
Teeds whom we all just adore EDE full of Legion Lore Povvins is a naughty sweet Sonnie Boy just can't be beat
lil rhino is so witty Arachne is oh-so pretty Nightcrawler is graemlin king at the Karaoke Stage we all will sing
Hark! The LMB shall sing Glory to Homecoming Queen!
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Flirting we have done online Sweetly typing those PMs Posting silly sweet nothings It's time to flirt once again
Gloria in excessive flirting
Gloria in excessive flirting
Posters why no jubilee? Why has flirting nearly ceased? What hubby don't know won't hurt him So resume flirting once again
Gloria in excessive flirting
Gloria in excessive firting
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All I want for Christmas is my two front ...
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Wow. You definitely have a gift for parody lyrics, Mikey. Those are great.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Originally posted by STU: 36 Cruey busts I can't imagine that anyone would want those... They must be like 31st Century fruitcakes...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Lash, your version of "Hark! the Herald angel sings" has just made my whole week ! I love it! I want more!
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Thanks Cobie!
Here's a few quickie snippets for ya:
Santa Baby
Semi baby Leave a cocktail under the tree For me I've been an awfully bad boy Semi baby Hurry down my chimney tonight
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The First Noel
The first meeting of the LMB was a crazy occassion that made history
From home to home they all have been hurled But now they reside on Their very own WORLD
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Let it Snow
Oh the weather outside is frightful So stay in and post and take a poll Hit the PC Machine, now go! Take a poll, take a poll, take a poll
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[MLLASH] { Reep and Greybird reconciled }
"Might as well be frank, monsieur. You'd need a miracle to get out of Casablanca, and the Germans have outlawed miraclesssss." -- Ferrari (Sydney Greenstreet) in "Casablanca"
{rueful smile}
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Originally posted by Kid Prime: That was good. All we need is a Chameleon smiley morphing into a Christmas wreath.
(No pressure, Nighty!) I warned Gary this would happen. He's already given in to the Reep/Turkey. After the Reep/Wreath or Reep/Santa what's next? Reep/New Year's Baby? Reep/Cupid? Reep/Washington/Lincoln? Just create one, morphing through the major holidays and call it quits.
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Santa Baby
Semi baby Leave a cocktail under the tree For me I've been an awfully bad boy Semi baby Hurry down my chimney tonight
All of your work is exquisite, but this one truly shows the boundless extent of your artistry. The understated appreciation for your subject matter makes this ditty obviously one of your most beloved.
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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very funny LASH !!! nice of you to mention, me !!! Matthew.
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Thanks Lash I am honored to be put into your song!!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Thanks Lash Im honored to be part of your Holidays!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Originally posted by MLLASH: See, I realized right away there was no way I could include everyone (and I couldn't figure out how to make Jeffy/Kippers or Povvins fit in the song, though I tried!)....
Sooooooo I tried to use blanket references to cover many folks at once. The "studs named Matthew" cover Boy w/ UP, Danny Blaine, matlock and probably a few others as well. The SHAKES cocktails was giving a wave to Semi, Vee and the steady customers of that fine establishment and of course the message board for posting was the greatest gift of all from Scooter and Gary! (I had also tried to work the phrase "Gary Smilies" or "Gary Graemlins" into the song but couldn't make it sound good!)
So Danny, you were already intended to be one of the studs named Matthew!
And Kippers, if you have an alternate version you wanna post here I'd love to read it! Lash, I had figured as much. You aren't really one to leave people out.
Touch the magic...
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God Rest Ye merry Message Posters of tidings and dismay! for Lightning Lad and Nightcrawler have made Legion World today To save us all from message board limbo when we have gone astray...
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It's official. The holidays have begun:
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Originally posted by STU: It's official. The holidays have begun: do you count the day after THANKSGIVING then ??? as the start of the CHRISTMAS .... i suppose we wait till December the 1st and the first day of the ADVENT calendar, although in work at the moment i'm in the mood for Christmas songs !!! Matthew.
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Deck the threads with Nighty graemlins
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
So festive (unlike the Kremlin)
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
(Make a joke at your own peril)
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
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WOW! Lash you've really started something here. People seem to be excited for the holidays now. See, it IS a state of mind and heart, and it's not all about the gifts and how much you can spend. This year we have each other, and this unique and magickal place to share. Scott is still in a sleeping coma from the turkey yesterday, but when he wakes up and goes into LMB Founder Mode, you can bet he will add some more new lyrics to old festive favorites. Keep it up! I'm going to work on a song too, and I will be laughing as your 'Legion lyrics' will replace old lyrics this season. (singing mode)
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Rockin' around the LMB at the Hootchie Hut tonight Strippers will dance where you can see so there's no need to fight
Rockin' around the LMB over at the Red Light Lounge Head to the back room if what you need Is the hottest guys in town
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Cobie saying, "Sweet ass sweet" When the stripper's clothes Fall to her feet
Rockin' around the LMB At their Christas party hop Everyone's dancing merrily Doing the Durlan Bop
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I'm rather good at the Dulran Bop and it makes the ladies weak in the knees...
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Originally posted by STU: Deck the threads with Nighty graemlins
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
So festive (unlike the Kremlin)
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la!
(Make a joke at your own peril)
Fa la la la la, la la la la! ROTFL!
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I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus Over on the MMB last night. He didn't see me creep Into this thread to have a peep; He thought that I was taking a poll by Reep. Then, I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Mommy had only seen Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!
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Jillikers! What gifts might the 12 days of Christmas 2004 bring...?
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I'm particulurly fond of this one Originally posted by MLLASH: Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen! Peace on LWORLD and mercy mild Reep and Greybird reconciled
Joyful now as Thora rises And rubs Cobie with her thigh-ses As Harbinger hosts proclaim Lash is horny once again Hark! The herald Jeffey sings Glory to Homecoming Queen
Teeds whom we all just adore EDE full of Legion Lore Povvins is a naughty sweet Sonnie Boy just can't be beat
lil rhino is so witty Arachne is oh-so pretty Nightcrawler is graemlin king at the Karaoke Stage we all will sing
Hark! The LMB shall sing Glory to Homecoming Queen!
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The first Numf-El Harbiinger saw Was not unlike MLLASH but not quite as raw. Not quite as raw, minding the boards On a cold winter's night fending off Hrun's little hordes Numf-El,Numf-El,Numf-El,Numf-El Porn is the thing of Quislet's cell.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Good High Priestess Viv looked out on the Feast of Yule. When ev'ryone that posts about fellowship and brew. Brightly shone the moon that night, Glist'ning like shined pewter Rather than watch such stars so bright, all were on computer.
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This thread really just gets better with age.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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OH.MY.GOD!
Hi! How are you? <click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Originally posted by Everyday Girl: OH.MY.GOD!
I second that!
Hic!
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Bold Flavors
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God Rest Ye Merry Jectra Twins, Let nothing you dismay, Remember Lash our Founder, was born happy and gay To save us all from the Anti-Moderator When we weren't allowed to play O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery On Legion World, in the MMB, The blessed babe was born But if anyone else calls Harbi a babe they'll get a trumpet or a horn, And Abin'll be left to clean it up, while Miner scoffs with scorn, O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
From Nightcrawler and Lightning Lad, a blessed joke once came, And unto certain LMBers, brought tidings of the same, How that in the legend of Stu was born, The made up poster by name, O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Now to past and future sing praise, All you within this place, And with true love and brotherhood Each other now embrace; This holy tide of the LMB All other doth deface O tidings of ennui and debauchery Ennui and debauchery O tidings of ennui and debauchery
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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To celebrate my first Christmas on Legion World, I've written a little ditty also. The tune is my favourite Christmas song "In the Bleak Midwinter" (I am a choir nerd). If you've never heard it, you can find it here: http://cyberhymnal.org/htm/i/n/intbleak.htm At the lodge of Rockhopper Frosty winds had moaned. Ground was hard as iron, Water like a stone. Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow. So decreed Rockhopper: The party was a go! His guests, the LMBers, (some are a bit insane) Needed time to get away Heroing’s a strain. The Rookery of Rockhopper With its roofs all iced, Held their Christmas party Who’d not be enticed? Frio and Icefire Had help him prepare that day, Ice sculptures of each LMBer, Lined the entry way. SHAKES and Café Cramer, Provided food and more. The furniture was put away To make a dancing floor. Cobalt Kid and LAM Were first to arrive there. Actor Lad and Caliente Were a pretty pair. Lash and Tamper were next, Then Disaster Boy and Quis. Crujectra greeted her host With a kiss. After all were gathered, Lightning Lad began A toast to all on Legion World: Every penguin, cat, woman and man. And so the Christmas party Was off to a fine start. And so the song is ended Before the good part!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Sure, this is silly, and, probably unnecessary, but, in keeping with the current Rhino craze, we might as well...
On the twelfth day of Rhino, my rhino sent to me:
Twelve rhinos drumming Eleven rhinos piping Ten rhinos leaping Nine rhinos dancing Eight rhinos milking Seven rhinos swimming Six rhinos laying Five gold rhinos Four colly rhinos Three French rhinos Two rhino doves And a rhino in a pear tree.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Time Trapper
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Legionnaire!
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I'll be here on Christmas. Log-in and you’ll see Genie tricks, bad limericks, And much inanity.
Lash and Quis might find me With our penguin host. I'll be here on Christmas Join me for a post.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by Ladrhino Boy:
Lash and Quis might find me With our penguin host.
I like this song!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Mixing the old and the newer, back to the 12 Days of Xmas :-
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve tampering Tampers Eleven leaping Lardys Ten Rockhoppers Nine naughty Nightys Eight Calientes Seven sex-starved Cobies Six Spellbinders Five Lightning Lads
Four Abin Quanks Three Thriftshop Debs Two Varalents
And a Harbinger and a Sonnie !
Hic!
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I like that one Numf! Good job!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Wanderer
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Didn't I get anything during those twelve days of Christmas?
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Wow! I got a day, and I'm not exactly postariffic!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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I guess you have to have been there, dude...
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Actually...it might be because of all those hand jobs...
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Hand jobs? Are you a hand model?
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Um...I dunno..I guess I meant like, uh, blue collar work or something. Yeah! That's the ticket!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Sounds good to me, dude
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Hand model! That's it! I'm like frickin' George Costanza! Yep---that's what I meant!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Okay....
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Time Trapper
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by legionadventureRhino: Didn't I get anything during those twelve days of Christmas? Hey, sorry laR - but there's only 12 slots, and I somehow managed to get 13 LWers in there. That leaves another 900 + that didn't manage. It was nothing personal, but getting legionadventure man to scan neatly was a bit of a bind ........... Tell you what - here's one especially for you - On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:- 12 legionadventuremen 11 legionadventuremen 10 legionadventuremen 9 legionadventuremen 8 legionadventuremen 7 legionadventuremen 6 legionadventuremen 5 legionadventuremen ! 4 legionadventuremen 3 legionadventuremen 2 legionadventuremen and a legionadve-hen-tureman There, happy now? K'N
Hic!
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Deliriously! And despite my (previously) glum-looking icon, I was just pulling your leg, Numf - excellent job on the poetry!
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Originally posted by MLLASH: I had to seperate the 7 Cobies humping, they were scaring the 11 robot lesbians. Oh I just kill me.
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The Present is Past
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The Present is Past
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Lash, you are the cleverest man ever. It's true!
What shall this year's 12 days entail?
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We should find room for Pantsless Povvys, Missing Losers, and Future stickers!
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And a shin-bruise delivered by Teeds!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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[morphs into Dreidel Damsel and sings, "Lonely Jew At Christmas"]
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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The Present is Past
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Originally posted by MLLASH: And a shin-bruise delivered by Teeds! This is totally the end of the song. Done.
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Legionnaire!
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A singin' and a dancin' along the way.
JosephPrince.org
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And Shadys sighing
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Legionnaire!
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Yes yes yes, Merry Christmas to all!!
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Leader
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ActorLad
Friendly Neighborhood Performer
Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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Don't forget Festivus for the rest of us.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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The most beloved holiday thread of all-- IS BACK!!!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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How delightful.
Love the songs, Lash. Very inventive.
Happy Holidays to one and all.
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Unseen, not unheard
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So what 12 things do you all wanna get for Christmas?
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12 Thora floggings
11 Hi-Risk con jobs
10 Pantsless Povvys
9 Comic Review months
8 Sarky commissions
7 horny rhinos
6 Set fanfactions
5 Cle-o-mes
4 hurt Rickshaws
3 Lard Lads
2 Cramey purrs
and Avengers threads by Fannie!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Yay! I've had the honor of being mentioned in a Lash Christmas Carol.
Thank you, Lash.
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I tried to do folks who weren't in the original one and STILL did Cramey two times...
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"5 Cle-o-mes" is just brilliant.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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If I had buttons on my shirt, they'd be bursting with pride right now, LASH!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Unseen, not unheard
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Originally posted by MLLASH classic: I tried to do folks who weren't in the original one and STILL did Cramey two times...There are so many ways this can be taken out of context
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Nothing says Christmas like some Hi-Risk Von Tingle cons.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Legionnaire!
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Tingle is a character in Legend of Zelda, buy it on the NES or the new-fangled Switch.
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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12 DAYS? BAH! FEMBRAIN STRONGLY ENCOURAGES A NARROWER DELIVERY WINDOW.
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Lean and mean operations !
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