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Why did the farmer give his cow a pogo stick?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">He wanted a milk shake</span></span>
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Uh, to bring all the boys to the yard?  [ETA- Now I'll never win that year's supply of canned squid!]
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Why did the cow cross the road?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">To get to the udder side</span></span>
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These jokes could really sour a person on upping her post count. 
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Where do space-cows like to land?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">On the MOOn!</span></span>
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by cleome45: <strong>These jokes could really sour a person on upping her post count.  Funniest post today!!
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EDE's bovine-themed jokes are second funniest.
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Who's the favorite Legion villain among cows?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Tarik the Moote</span></span>
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Originally posted by MLLASH classic: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by cleome45:
<strong>These jokes could really sour a person on upping her post count.
Funniest post today!! [bows] Thank you! I'll be here all year! [smooch]
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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I'd have to be a real moon-calf to find these jokes amusing. Oh, wait a minute. I AM a moon-calf! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Which Legion villain has udders that disintegrate anything they touch?
You guessed it . . . Moo-no.
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What do get when you cross a cow with a duck?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Milk and quackers</span></span>
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What do you get when you cross The United States with a cow?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">To the end of the tip much slower than if you had used an airplane, a car, or even a horse. Man, it'd take forever to cross the U.S. with a cow!</span></span>
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Why couldn't the offspring of Element Lad and Bova fly?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Because she was an E-Moo.</span></span>
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What was every cow's must-have fashion accessory four decades back?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">A Mooooood Ring.</span></span>
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Where do surfing bovines live?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">In a cow-a-bungalow!</span></span>
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When was beef the highest?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text"> When the cow jumped over the moon</span></span>
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Where do surfing bovines live?
<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">In a cow-a-bungalow!</span></span> extra points for using the word cowabunga. 
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What is a cow called in the Arctic?
An Eskimoo
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