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there are still a few crumbs on the floor. You can still fight over them.
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I miss the good old days, when all we ever fought about was art, politics, philosophy, religion and the line-up of The Rolling Stones.  Also, there should be glow-in-dark-Funyuns that can double as jewelry at rock concerts, carnivals and sporting events.
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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Oww! Stop that! The funyuns have been gone for days... Oww! Oww! Enough alrea... Oww! Then what's <span style="font-size: 32px;">THIS?!?!?!</span> ![[Linked Image]](http://blogs.tampabay.com/popmusic/images/funyuns_2.jpeg) Holding out on us????
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Today, as I was walking from my car to my workplace, I looked down and saw...a bag of Funyuns!
True story.
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I wonder if the bag Stealth saw had real Funyuns inside, or just something stupid and boring like bundles of fifty-dollar bills...
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A "big grab" size bag of FUNYUNS is only a mere 4 points on Weight Watcher's plan!
FUNYUNS: EAT THEM AND LOSE WEIGHT!*
*as part of an otherwise healthy diet and excercise plan
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Bold Flavors
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Funyuns are yet another awesome thing you can buy at a gas station!
Why, just check out what you could get during an LMB road trip:
Funyuns for Lash
Porno for Pov
Gas for LMB car
Teenage girl at the counter to flirt with Cobie
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 Because it needed to be done, by damn!
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Still no @#$%ing Funyuns?!?!?!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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If you've experienced the any following symptoms after consuming one or more bags of Funyuns -
Funyun Breath
Funyun Fingers
Funyunitis (scraping of the mouth palate)
- Then you may be entitled to compensation. Please contact me and find out if you're eligible to join a class action lawsuit against Frito(They'll-Eat-Anything)Lay, the makers of this dangerous, dangerous "snack".
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Crap. Here I all was, sitting here on a Friday night trying to get the urge to get off my ass and go out for a drink or something, and then the Funyuns thread comes back. The grocery is right next door... so, so, SO much closer than the gay bar...!
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Great space!!!! Surely a sign of the apocalypse... ![[Linked Image]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/MLLASH/hotfunyuns.jpg)
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Crap. Here I all was, sitting here on a Friday night trying to get the urge to get off my ass and go out for a drink or something, and then the Funyuns thread comes back. The grocery is right next door... so, so, SO much closer than the gay bar...! Yes, but waking up bleary eyed with an empty bag of Funyuns stuck to your head is never any "fun". Fight the urge, MLLASH!
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Which urge-- the one where I go buy 2 bags of Funyuns and gorge myself at the laptop while bumping years-old threads in the LEGION forum, or the one where I go out, get drunk, flirt with people and then get yelled at by my bf?
Both urges are strong... SO strong...
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MMLASH, avoid the Funyun Shoppe and then follow the plan outlined below.
Step 1: Tell boyfriend you're going out to feed insomniac orphans
Step 2: Head straight to gay bar
Step 3: Dance, flirt and be merry
Step 4: Make sure to find a new boyfriend before last call, because your probably going to need one when the current one sees through the insomniac orphan ruse.
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Choke! I'm a failure on all counts! No Funyuns, no gay bar... I did go to the grocery for some hard cranberry lemonade and Coors light, and I had my, er-- traveling pharmaceutical rep bring over some "over the counter" mood enhancers... so I get to get drunk andc moood-enhanced while still bumping years old threads! Surely I can find someone online to flirt with!! Plus I still get to get yelled at when the bf gets home at midnight and discovers I'm all drunk and mood-enhanced!
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 Not to play relationship cop or anything, but I'm mystified as to why one couldn't pick up a bag of Funyuns on the way to the bar. Surely man was not meant to live by pretzels and peanuts alone!
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Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy: Originally posted by Abin Quank:
[b] Oww! Stop that! The funyuns have been gone for days... Oww! Oww! Enough alrea... Oww!
Holding out on us????[/b]
A singin' and a dancin'
along the way.
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I wonder how many comic books could fit in here ... 
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It's the newest member of the Legion of Substitute Snacks! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.rudolphfoods.com/images/product-pix/onyums-thumb.jpg)
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I hope they don't turn out to be sentient, or it'll be that Popplers episode of Futurama all over again. 
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
Choke! I'm a failure on all counts! No Funyuns, no gay bar... I did go to the grocery for some hard cranberry lemonade and Coors light, Coors Light?? *Coors Light*??? Failure to obtain Funyuns is the least of your problems.
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Oh, is Coors Light sentient now, too? Because that would explain a number of things...
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I was just thinking that Cajun-blackened Funyuns would probably be marketed as "Blackest Night" Funyuns. I hate myself for this. 
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