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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Tell the ladies that he's literally riveting company.



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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Spit polish his robot arm until it shines.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
Cobalt Kid #831683 12/13/14 08:07 PM
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Offer to use those years of extensive spit polishing on other things.


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Do bionic arm pushups in front of her.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Tell her that you have no dark side. In fact any hint of dark thoughts exist in an entirely different being. That's sure to make her think how amazingly normal you are Tharok.


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Swap the black tank top for a white one.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Entertain your date by showing her the execution of underlings who tried to double cross you.


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Wear a wig and a leather jacket.


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Get a nice tan.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Begin an affair with her vacuum cleaner to make the lady of his affections jealous.


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
Cobalt Kid #911036 09/28/16 01:41 AM
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Give parts of him the ability to vibrate gently.

Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Promote the fact that he has an app for every occasion.


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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Perhaps reconsider how to half the body between human and cyborg...

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Re: Ways to Help Tharok become more sexually appealing to the ladies
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Talk about a crotch rocket...

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