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Re: Limericks #385172 05/22/05 07:37 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley The girl that we knew as sweet Violet Auditioned for an ABC pilot The producer's a git But the show is a hit So if there's nothing else on, dial it Next: While cruising the Baltic Sea The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #385173 05/23/05 09:23 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I saw someone I thought was a she But as it turned out He had something to flout So we retired to his room - tee hee NEXT: I stopped to smell a flower Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385174 05/27/05 05:32 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I stopped to smell a flower I did it on my lunch hour its guest I did not see so I was stung by the bee turning the whole event rather sour. Next: How I miss Captain Crunch The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: Limericks #385175 06/01/05 06:37 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Now that I've had my lunch The milk did spill I've had my fill from eating bananas - a whole bunch. NEXT: They said I was wrong Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385176 06/14/05 11:22 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 They said that I was wrong To wear a paisley thong What a sight It was too tight I should have worn the sarong. Next: There was a young Briton named Sam

Re: Limericks #385177 06/14/05 12:42 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Who went to a party in Rotterdam He went for a smoke And was offered a toke Then quoted Dr. Seuss - Sam, I am! NEXT: I live in an odd shaped house Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385178 06/14/05 12:57 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 I live in an odd shaped house With an old quadraplegic mouse He likes to eat cheese While I rub his knees With a pale pink satin blouse. Next: I like to climb the old oak tree

Re: Limericks #385179 06/15/05 09:10 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I like to climb the old oak tree And stay up there from five to three But when I have had a lot to drink I take some time to think Do I really need to climb down to pee? NEXT: A man and a boy did argue Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385180 06/15/05 10:13 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A man and a boy did argue Over who had dibs on the pool cue The man said, "I'm older" The boy said, "I'm bolder" So Jane stepped in and said "Screw you!" NEXT: There once was a planet named Saturn

Re: Limericks #385181 06/16/05 09:33 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston There once was a planet named Saturn Whose name fit a certain pattern Except for Earth and Uranus They are all famous For coming from the Latin NEXT: A young man from Daxam Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385182 06/16/05 12:01 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A young man from Daxam Liked to put his feet up and relax 'em And write notes to his love His sweet turtle dove And after, to her,he'd fax 'em. NEXT: I spent the morning waiting in court

Re: Limericks #385183 06/16/05 12:20 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston because of a case of tort but my lawyer died so I sat & cried "But this was my last resort!" NEXT: A cute young pup named Duncan Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385184 06/16/05 01:57 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Whose coat is white and light tan Likes to bite and chew Anything that's new Even his owner, the old man. NEXT: He likes to wear a nightie ( )

Re: Limericks #385185 06/20/05 08:37 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston And you may think him a little flighty But how do you feel When it's the Man of Steel Do you still think his deeds are mighty? NEXT: Joy-riding in a Time Bubble Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385186 06/20/05 09:43 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Joy-riding in a Time Bubble We bumped the aging Hubble The lens popped out And floated about And boy were we in trouble! NEXt: She brushed her hair a hundred strokes

Re: Limericks #385187 06/21/05 08:45 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston To make herself pretty for all the blokes But with a very big nose and many runs in her hose She was the butt of their jokes. NEXT: With my sweetheart at the fair Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385188 06/21/05 09:35 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 With my sweetheart at the fair I shot an arrow on a dare My aim was wide And I hit my bride But luckily only in her hair. NEXT Gleefully I took off my shorts

Re: Limericks #385189 06/21/05 09:52 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Gleefully I took off my shorts Feeling free from all reports I was prancing about when I danced into a group of men Lucky for me they are all good sports. NEXT: Someone has a dirty mind Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385190 06/21/05 10:23 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Someone has a dirty mind They like to see me bump and grind Strip off my clothes Spin on my toes And with my beauty strike them blind. NEXT: Oh that man, he done me wrong

Re: Limericks #385191 06/21/05 10:24 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 [An aside to Quis. Do you think we should advertise the Limmericks thread? It's really quite fun and all the rest of the Legion Worlders are missing out.]

Re: Limericks #385192 06/21/05 10:26 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: [An aside to Quis. Do you think we should advertise the Limmericks thread? It's really quite fun and all the rest of the Legion Worlders are missing out.] How would you advertise it? Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385193 06/21/05 10:29 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 With a limmerick?

Re: Limericks #385194 06/21/05 10:42 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow: With a limmerick? well I put a limerick in the shout box Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385195 06/21/05 10:45 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq OP strange but not a stranger OP Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Oh that man, he done me wrong He expected me to wear a thong While he wore my dress It was quite a mess This ain't no country & western song. NEXT: A trio of teens at the space port Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Limericks #385196 06/21/05 11:36 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 A trio of teens at the space port Tried to arouse the robot Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto Were the words, you know To make that giant a destructive sort. NEXT I love the Day the Earth Stood Still