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Ample lasses love skinny-asses: The IRESA Fan Club!
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Sign up now as a lifelong fan of everyone's favorite "heavyset but only likes skinny boys" playa chick!

Believe it or don't, this is the first thread here in which Iresa is mentioned in the subject line!

Iresa


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IRESA appearance checklist


ADVENTURE COMICS # 321


ummmm... that's it.


IRESA FUN FACT

Iresa is never seen again after her 1-panel appearance in Adventure # 321!


IRESA SPECULATIONS

Spec!! It is likely that Iresa dumped Chuck after he regained his powers and got fat again, circa ADVENTURE # 350-351.

Spec!! Could it be that Iresa is the mother of preboot Cera Kesh, who became the Emerald Empress in LEGIONNAIRES?
Let's check the facts:

*Both were ample

*Both had brown hair

*Both liked skinny Legionnaires (Iresa liked Chuck when he was slender, and Cera ad a crush on Dirk Morgna).


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Bah! Gold-digger! Her tricks may have worked on poor unsuspecting Chuck, but I'd like to see her give Dirk a try like Cera did!

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Jillikers, Cobie! You don't sound like an Iresa fan at all!


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[b]Spec!! Could it be that Iresa is the mother of preboot Cera Kesh, who became the Emerald Empress in LEGIONNAIRES?
Let's check the facts:

*Both were ample

*Both had brown hair

*Both liked skinny Legionnaires (Iresa liked Chuck when he was slender, and Cera ad a crush on Dirk Morgna).
Hmm... could Chuck Taine be Cera Kesh's father?

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POPPIN' PARAKATS!!! There's a theory for us! But he would have had to have knocked her up before he regained his powers and got dumped by her. And I can't see sweet jovial Chuck doing that. Of course, who knows what Iresa might have done to Chuck with her hussylike wiles. She might have taken advantage of his sweet, innocent nature.


Spec!! I wonder if Lu teased Chuck about Iresa after they were married. "Oh, you don't like my space-casserole? Well, wy don't you just go back to Ireeeeeeesa then. She looked like a good cook!!!"


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Hmm... Chuck and Iresa dated for a little over two years while he was powerless, from late 2975 to early 2978. If she got pregnant shortly before she dumped him (which presumably she would have to have for him to not know about it), that would mean that Cera was born in late 2978. That would probably make her 16 when she tried out for the Legion in 2995!

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Maybe Luornu's other body suspected that that was the case, which is why she was unfaithful!

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Jillikers! What's good for Chuck's goose is good for Lu's gander!

Or something....

involving waterfowl...


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Spec!! I wonder if Lu teased Chuck about Iresa after they were married. "Oh, you don't like my space-casserole? Well, wy don't you just go back to Ireeeeeeesa then. She looked like a good cook!!!"
Oh MLLASH, you are so out there with your theories which in a strange and plausible way, make some sense....

But let me suggest someone else: Bouncing Boy was teleported via the Seven Stones of Alactos to the dimensional realm of Nadir where he was supposed to combat Kodar for the hand of Princess Elwinda. If it had been Chuck instead of Cham (who was Chuck in disguise) who would have been married to the Princess, then his marriage to Duo Damsel would have been bigamous!!!! faint

It all sounds like heavy BS - but would have made some interesting developments had those minor plot threads been further developed.

Not even "Days Of Our Lives" had been this wacky!

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1 day later, and I still have no love for Iresa!

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Could it be that Cobie is mad because he's not slender enough for Iresa to date? She only likes bony boys, you know.


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Cobie's anti-Iresa feeling obviously hide his secret passion for her!

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J-j-jeepers! That couldn't be it! C-could it?

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I like the idea of Iresa in Grell style clothing!

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Lash, maybe Chuck wasn't so jovial and sweet while he was thin. Maybe he was arrogant and misogynistic. Acting all mean to Iresa, doing untold terrible things in private!

However, over in Bits, at the XGF thread, I have Iresa and Chuck remembering their time together with joy.

Here's a new question...did skinny Chuck pop Supes in the nose after that rude comment? I think he would have, knowing that Superboy would only respect his ilk.

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Here's a new question...did skinny Chuck pop Supes in the nose after that rude comment? I think he would have, knowing that Superboy would only respect his ilk.
Mostly agree; the only reason that Chuck wouldn't hit Superboy is that invunerability. They made the point in too many pre-Crisis stories that a human can break his hand on Superman, if he doesn't use his super-reflexes to roll with the punch.

But yelling at Superboy and demanding he apologize? That's perfectly acceptable. smile

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Hmm... I'd completely forgotten about the theory that Cera Kesh was the daughter of Chuck Taine and Iresa!

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From the Truth is stranger than fiction files:

From the Asheville Citizen-Times, March 22 2009.

"BRYSON CITY – A man charged in a double slaying and a Swain County detention officer who authorities believe helped the inmate escape from jail remain on the loose...
Swain County Sheriff Curtis Cochran said investigators believe detention officer Anita Kaye Vestal, 32, aided Jeffery Czechonna Miles in his escape...
Miles, 27, is black, about 6 feet 2 inches tall and weighs 180-190 pounds.

Vestal, who has worked at the Swain County jail for about eight months, Cochran said, is described as a Native American, about 5 feet 3 inches tall and weighing 275 pounds."

Oh, there are pictures here.


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Where do I sign up to be a member of the IRESA haters club?

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1 day later, and I still have no love for Iresa!
One wonders how Cobie feels 5 years later?


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5 years later and I admit to feeling a little bit of love for Iresa for providing us with several great threads on Legion World over the years. When I buy DC and force myself into Legion writer position, I will bring her back!

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She should totally hook up with Chlorophyll Kid!

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Color Kid will be so jealous!

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COMET QUEEN AND IRESA

One, a slender lass who like ample ass!

The other, a zaftig miss who likes a thin man's kiss!

I'd like to see them duke it out for Chuck's affections, since he can be BOTH ample and thin(ish)... but we'd have to retcon out the pesky marriage to Lu first...


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^^Jeenyus!

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Okay, any pictures of Iresa?

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By the way, I'm totally digging the Cera Kesh as daughter of Chuck Taine and Iresa theory once more!

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Oh, NO! I, er-- mean I love it!


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Iresa even has her own smiley, which several of us demanded years ago!


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I've been trying to use this image in the "Bad Habits the LSH learned from the Teen Titans" thread but ... all i've got so far is Terry Long ...

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GASP! A long-forgotten IRESA image I did, years ago and stuff:

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GASPPPP!!! Another one! This one was entitled "Brickhouse":


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Iresa deserves more fans!

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When's the long awaited Iresa/Megan Trainor team up issue coming out?


Keep up with what I've been watching lately!

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Where they use their bodacious confidence to tell off those lazy lasses for overusing the Cellular Trim Ray!

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Love the Cera Kesh origin smile


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Obviously, Kal's finely honed super intellect told him that Iresa was going to break Chuck's heart ....

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