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Insert your own Hot Sex Scene into Classic Silver Age stories!
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The Silver Age had bold new concepts, fun new ideas, sheer genius and brillance and still blows us away to this day!

But is sure is lacking is hot sex scenes! Thus, it's up to us, in our post-modern sex-crazed era of comic book reading to add it on in!

Fantastic Four #50-52 : With the Human Torch looking for the Ultimate Nullifier and the Thing battling the Surfer as Alisha looks on, Reed realizes that Galactus really might destroy Earth!

Cut to: hot sex scene with Sue in the shower, as the two embrace one last time before the big climatic battle!

Avengers #25 : After Cap gives Power Man the beating of his life, Cap’s Kooky Quartet return home for some serious relaxing. Cut to: an awkward moment in the kitchen leads to Wanda and Cap going at it on the table, until both Hawkeye and Quicksilver busting in! Uh oh!

Atom #10 : After the Atom escapes from the clutches of a large carnivorous bird (at least, I’m guessing that happened in #10, since it happened every three issues or so), the might mite returns home to the warm arms of Jean Loring…and we see early hints of how crazy she really was…in the bedroom!

With all this sex added in, our heroes’ flaws and motivations become much more understandable, getting rid of that whole nonsense of heroism and selflessness!

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*Gulp*

I just realized that if this thread is too hot for this forum, I guess you can move it on to the MMB.

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Or the Bits forum.


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Or the Science Police forum, as a show of your rebellousness! (Much like my own misspelling of the words rebellousness!)

But, back to the topic at hand: What other hot sex scenes did we miss out on in the Silver Age?

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Any issue of Batman and Robin, of course... shudder eek


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Not exactly a wild sex scene, but:


Adventure #246: Lana Lang, in another attempt to get Superboy to notice her, wear her new green angora sweater. Superboy, wise to her tricks, pretends not to notice. In the next panel, labeled "The next day" You see Pa Kent shingling the roof to the Kent House. Ma Kent calls up "More holes, Pa?" Pa Kent replies "Yup, Ma!" while thinking "That boy better find something else to occupy his time or else get some sort of fortress of solitude."


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Any issue of Batman and Robin, of course... shudder eek
If B&D is your think, look at the Golden Age Wonder Woman.


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Not exactly a wild sex scene, but:


Adventure #246: Lana Lang, in another attempt to get Superboy to notice her, wear her new green angora sweater. Superboy, wise to her tricks, pretends not to notice. In the next panel, labeled "The next day" You see Pa Kent shingling the roof to the Kent House. Ma Kent calls up "More holes, Pa?" Pa Kent replies "Yup, Ma!" while thinking "That boy better find something else to occupy his time or else get some sort of fortress of solitude."
lol rotflmao

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Wow, I haven't seen him since that Space Ranger issue of "Strange Adventures" that involved S Ranger's lil pet (forget that fella's name) getting all hot and bothered!

Holy alien animal silver age sex!

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
<strong>Not exactly a wild sex scene, but:


Adventure #246: Lana Lang, in another attempt to get Superboy to notice her, wear her new green angora sweater. Superboy, wise to her tricks, pretends not to notice. In the next panel, labeled "The next day" You see Pa Kent shingling the roof to the Kent House. Ma Kent calls up "More holes, Pa?" Pa Kent replies "Yup, Ma!" while thinking "That boy better find something else to occupy his time or else get some sort of fortress of solitude."
lol lol rotflmao


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Instead of having the computer decide who is having the most fun kissing who, The Legion has it decide who is having the most fun f***ing who!


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Funny, Star Boy never seems to have time for hot sex!

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Felix Faust attacks the JLA, capturing GA, Aquaman and J'Onzz J'Onzz, who don't seem to mind at all being tied up together. Meanwhile, Wonder Woman tests how close the Flash/GL team-up truly is when she lets them tie her up with the lasso...

Aquaman and Mera, bored and a bit off as most royal families are, make a wager of who could seduce their younger counter-parts first! Aquaman takes Aqua Girl for a dolphin ride while Mera lets Aqua Lad take her bait...

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Shyeah, as if anyone had sex in the early sixties.


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You don't wanna know what randy behaviour lead to the cover of Crisis #7.


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Sometimes, Johnny Storm liked to make clandestine visits to the boyz down on Yancy Street, and get his "flame on"... eek ElasticLad


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Here's one that would NEVER have passed the censors:
Lois Lane #92 (with Lois as a horse, and Superhorse)
In this story, he's a stallion and she's a mare. What are stallions notorious for?
Need I say more?


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