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The UNMENTIONABLES! #628340 07/14/03 10:16 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 A new villain team to plague the Legion! Jacques Strappe-- Makes you itch in uncomfortable places! Princess Granny Panties-- Beware the clinging touch of her colossal cloth! Bustier Boy-- He wears it well and wears you out! Boxer Boy-- Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628341 07/14/03 11:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,699 Starhaven Consulate, City of A... G Greybird Leader Greybird Leader G Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,699 Starhaven Consulate, City of A... I'd describe Paul Levitz's THONGERELLA, created to steal the thunder from Stan Lee ... but Lardy is certainly on his way over with a publicity shot of her.

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628342 07/16/03 02:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 I'm a little surprised that a thread about a super-team based on underwear has gotten such a low turnout! Shame on you, LMB! Shame. Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628343 07/16/03 02:59 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Good golly, I never even saw it! Legion World is so big.... My team additions are all femmes.... Push-Up Pam - She raises anything to new heights 18-Hour Lass - Lifts and separates you (ouch!) Black Silk Lace - the seductress you can't resist G-String - J. Edgar Hoover's 31st century descendant, gone bad White Cotton - Black Silk Lace's sister - she may sound dull, but you can always rely on her to get the job done Garters and Girdles - the twins; one has a ferocious hold and snaps - the other constricts you til you can't breathe Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628344 07/16/03 06:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 *tee hee!* Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628345 07/17/03 05:39 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Miss Fit - watch out, she'll creep up on you.

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628346 07/17/03 05:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Victoria - makes the men vaguely uncomfortable and keeps the women distracted with 2-for-1 sales!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628347 07/17/03 05:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Boom Tube Bikini Boy - if you remember 'em from the early 80s, then you know what we're dealing with here. BOOM!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628348 07/17/03 05:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Edible Elle - meet Bismoll's premier bad girl!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628349 07/17/03 05:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Inside-Out Lad - for god's sake don't let him touch you. You know exactly where that's been.

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628350 07/17/03 05:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Commando Kid. 'Nuff said.

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628351 07/17/03 05:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 The Slip - Bgztl villainess. And her little sister Half Slip is no better!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628352 07/17/03 05:57 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Tap Pants. Like Sugyn, but not exactly. You figure it out.

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628353 07/17/03 05:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 StrapLass - she's aiming for you, Lash.

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628354 07/17/03 05:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 TD to the rescue of my neglected thread! YAY!!!! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628355 07/17/03 06:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 X-BRA BETTY: You can look but DON'T touch, they're explosive! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628356 07/17/03 06:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 And of course they were brought together by the elderly, reclusive S. Roebuck and have their secret HQ in Roebuck's Foundation(s).

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628357 07/17/03 06:03 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 The Truss - retconned out.

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628358 07/17/03 06:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 The Accident - EDE's evil counterpart. The one your mom warned you about!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628359 07/17/03 06:11 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Itch Witch. Dammit!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628360 07/17/03 06:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Knee High - this Imskian isn't defective, he's just a perv. Reboot as Thigh High kept the letter columns buzzing.

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628361 07/17/03 06:44 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Teddy. Grrr!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628362 07/17/03 11:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Rejected applicants: Legwarmer Lass (didn't really qualify, plus someone thought she "wasn't classy enough") UndeRoos Guru (underage) Rumba 'Pants (was in fact Senor Widebottom - later claims to the LMB that he was working for the Espionage Squad but was probably checking out the talent) DeshaBille (was in fact The Mess) The Flap (and The Mess brought Ron-Karr. Geez guys, go to trade school or something!)

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628363 07/18/03 09:04 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Hand Wash Hazel - even Mano is scared of her

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628364 07/18/03 09:29 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Pantaloons and Union Suit - the 19th century villains from whom The Unmentionables drew their inspiration. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628365 07/27/03 12:47 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Merry Widow: she's have you in stitches

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628366 07/27/03 12:48 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 The Droop: feeling tired? Worn out?

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628367 07/27/03 03:21 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,853 Café Cramer Whalebone: Looks great but can't breathe or eat. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628368 07/27/03 06:57 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Control Top & his side kick Bear Bottom "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628369 10/27/04 08:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Quote Originally posted by Thriftshop Debutante: Itch Witch. Dammit! *gasp!!* Eryk Davis Ester, you owe SOMEbody 5 super-dollars... of space! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628370 10/27/04 08:28 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY ferroboy Legionnaire! ferroboy Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY MLLash, how am I supposed to make it to the bottom of page 1 when there's a resurrected thread every time I return to that page? And then I go and feel obligated to respond! Ah, well, at least my post count is rising. Dan

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628371 10/27/04 08:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Jillikers, Ferro! Post faster! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628372 10/27/04 08:33 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY ferroboy Legionnaire! ferroboy Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY I would, but I'm on a stupid 56K modem. I feel like I'm stuck in the mid-1990s or something. Dan

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628373 10/29/04 01:13 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 524 out & about Mekt Ranzz Active Mekt Ranzz Active Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 524 out & about one notes the lack of winathian representation. *tee hee!*

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628374 10/29/04 03:49 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple Quote Originally posted by ferroboy: I would, but I'm on a stupid 56K modem. I feel like I'm stuck in the mid-1990s or something. I'm on a 52K modem, the key is to open as many seperate windows as possible. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628375 10/29/04 09:00 AM Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas rtvu2 Legionnaire! rtvu2 Legionnaire! Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,923 Texas 52k modem? Yall are still on modems?

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628376 10/29/04 05:58 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY ferroboy Legionnaire! ferroboy Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY Pizzaz, I would, but I'm afraid I'd crash the damn thing! Dan

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628377 10/29/04 06:53 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,935 The Temple Quote Originally posted by ferroboy: Pizzaz, I would, but I'm afraid I'd crash the damn thing! I do that all the time, just did it twice in the last half hour, you get used to it. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628378 10/29/04 06:54 PM Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY ferroboy Legionnaire! ferroboy Legionnaire! Joined: May 2004 Posts: 3,331 Newburgh, NY I know I'm supposed to have this iron constitution and all, but my delicate sensibilities just can't stand a crash! Dan

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628379 04/08/07 01:09 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 I bet B5 feels like a heel now!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628380 08/21/11 11:09 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Quote Originally posted by MLLASH: TD to the rescue of my neglected thread! YAY!!!! And here I am again, providing support!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628381 08/21/11 11:16 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Kid Culottes Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628382 08/21/11 11:31 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH OP Time Trapper OP MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Spanx Lass (AKA Liz Lemon) Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! #628383 08/21/11 01:46 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,036 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,036 Brazzier - Smoking hot, she'll burn you up! Watch out for her bouncing solar globes! Sheer Energy - The skintight energy field around her l'eggs allows her to run, jump and fly with the best of them! Briefs Lad - Quislet, Esqs. assistant. He carries his briefs. No, legal briefs. Why, what did you think I meant? Corset Lass - On light duty, until she can catch her breath. Le Hosier - Exhibitionist transvestite firefighter who fights crime with an animated firehose. Not actually French, just eccentric. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: The UNMENTIONABLES! Mekt Ranzz #944757 02/22/18 05:56 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,145 Originally Posted by Mekt Ranzz one notes the lack of winathian representation. *tee hee!* Yep, giggling about lingerie.