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Have a message for the editors? Comments on this issue? Please drop us a line and tell our staff what a great job they did, what you loved or what you didn't! Send your letters to: Attn:Mort! LMB Mailbag 344 Clinton St Metropolis, NY ..............br549 *note: This post is meant to represent a letters column call for a Silver Age LMBP comic*
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Dear Morty,
I loved this issue of the LMBP! When Princess Crujectra said," We're doomed!" I really believed it! Even Cobalt Kid looked scared. Now that's Adventure! Your comic is always first on my reading list every month. It's even first over Green Lantern! (and that's really saying something) Thanks for a great comic book month after month. You guys Space-Rawk!
ps: I LOVE Crujeckie and I always wanted to ask..are those real?
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Dear Mort,
I knew you couldn't die. You've just moved on to another, better dimension.
Will Bob the Cat be getting his own comic any time soon? He's so cool!
FC
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Dear LMB Mailbag,
I really liked the latest issue. I think Cobalt Kid is the dreamiest. When is Everyday Girl going to get a boyfriend? Maybe you could have Lard Lad's cousin be Everyday Girl's boyfriend.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Dear LMB Mailbag.
I really liked the latest issue. I have ten seperate issues now. I save up my pocket money and buy them. They are even cooler than yucky girls! My dad has helped me write this letter.
Keep up the good work,
Walkwithcrowds (age37)
Be lucky
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Dear LMB Mailbag:
I recently saw Lash Lad on a talk show, and he sang a couple of songs. Has he released any karaoke CDs?
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Time Trapper
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Dear LMB Mailbag,
Hi! I love your comic book and this is my first letter ever.
I loved how Captain Lightbulb and the Light Brigade kicked Salad Tosser Lord's butt in the backup story!
Anyhow, my older brother wanted me to ask you a question: Which LMBer has a bigger bra size? Spellbinder or Lard Lad?
I think boobies are yucky!
And please bring back Middlefinger!
Yours until Lash Lad loses his whip, Tony
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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We like Middle Finger too Lard Lad. You'll be seeing him often if I have anything to do with it!
We're sorry Spellbinder but if Lash has released any NEW singles it's news to us! We'll look for sure.We like it when the staff dances through their workday!
And that's ok Walkswithclouds, I predict that by the time you havd a HUNDRED issues of the LMB maybe girls won't be so "yucky".
Write more letters to the LMB
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Dear LMB Mailbag,
In the last issue, Lard Lad paid $423.67 for a bottle of soda. Isn't that kind of expensive?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Dear Editor,
I am tired of these old skool LMBers? When are you gonna feature the All-New, All-Kewl LMB. You know with the all low cut costumes designed by Joe-Boy.
Also when is Tamper Lad actually going to be allowed to use his genius to improve the lot of the downtrodden. I am tired of his portrayal as the village goof.
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Time Trapper
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Dear LMBP Mailbag:
"LMBP Mailbag" is too boring a name for such a cool comicbook's letterpage! Why not have a contest for a new name for the lettercol?
Oh! And I have a suggestion for a new member for the LMBP. "Pull-My-Finger Lad" !!!!!! His name is Dexter Thumbus of Digitan and he emits noxious fumes whenever he pulls on one of his fingers!!!!! Each finger does something different, like his left thumb causes a cloud of knock out gas, and his right pinky casues a cloud of laughing gas!!!
Don't you think he would be a great addition to the LMBP? I do too and can't wait to see him appear in an upcoming issue!!!!!!!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Dear LMB Mailbag,
More imaginary stories please! I loved seeing Cobalt Kid marrying Princess Crujectra once and for all. Plus can we see more of the baby LMBPers from when the Time Mouse Trapper turned them all into cute little babies (but still too much for him to handle *chuckle*)?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Dear Mort,
Please keep the groovy go-go checks on the covers of all your books. They are fab and gear.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Leader
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Dear LMB Mailbag
My friends, who all like Spiderman, always laugh and say the LMB is for geeks. Then when I say it isn't they kick the crap out of me. But I don't care too much about that. What I want to know is how come the sea monkeys I ordered from the back of your magazine don't really do much?
Ram Boy
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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Dear Mort,
The Outdoor Miner fanclub is very pleased about his recent spotlight issue. We'd love it if you could finally give him a love interest or wrap up the subplot about his status as a possible UP President.
Thanks, The Outdoor Miner Fan Club Cobalt Kid (President)
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Dear Mort,
The latest issue was the coolest yet. It's really gonna be tough for you guys to top that one, Reboot and Abin destroying all those Cobalt Kid Statues while the team hunted down Middle Finger provided just the right amount of comic relief to offset the dramatic revelations about Tamper Lad and Caliente.
But what I don't understand is why Cobalt Kid thinks that Reboot and Abin did it all on purpose.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Dear LMB Mailbag,
Is HUGEMANBREASTS really dead? If so, you've put hundreds of LMB fans in a tizzy! Many, many of us out here in fandom can relate to Hugh and his physical imperfection! Hugh is one of us, and we take killing him off very personally!
And we noted with chagrin that while Hugh was brutally murdered, that comely doll-like Alt-ID Jailbait Lass was completely unharmed.
And Hugh's killer, that trampy Hummer Lass, who's nothing but a pin-up for lusty fanboys, got off scot-free because she was "mind-controlled". Give us a break!
This is obvious discrimatory cow-towing to traditionally-held definitions of beauty! We need more realistic body forms such as Hugh's depicted in our graphic literature!
So BRING BACK HUGEMANBREASTS...or we'll boycott LMB and all the other periodicals published by your company!
Bigtah Tahz President of M.A.N.B.O.O.B.S. (the Men Amply & Naturally Blessed Of Oversized Breasts Society)
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Yo Mort,
Longtime reader, first time writer. I have two words for you for what the LMB needs more of right now:
Lucien Lad.
'Nuff said!
- CK from CT
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Dear LMB Mailbag,
I enjoyed the LMB Super-Pets story. So did my dog, cat, pet rock, cow and giant bee. My elephant, platypus, komodo dragon, lesser panda and tree sloth did not enjoy it. They felt left out. Can you introduce a super-elephant, super-platypus, super-komodo dragon, super-lesser panda and super-tree sloth so they will not feel left out any more?
Thank you.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Substitute
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Dear LMB Mailbag,
When are you going to kill off some of the LMB? There's far too many members. Time to trim the fat. I'd start with Outdoor Miner, Cobalt Kid and Rockhopper Lad.
Sincerely, LR from tDO
Justice comes at a price. What are you willing to pay for it?
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Yo Mort,
When you gonna bring back Lash Lad's old boyfriend Large Handsome? We all know he's a reanimated corpse now, but jeez, there's a ton of ways around that one!
- Legend from Statue Way
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Ohmygod! Mr Mort,
I know that having members of the Legion go to jail is a longstanding tradition, but jeeze, isn't like sending Everyday Girl to Reform School like going a bit too far?
Brit Q.
Hi! How are you? <click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Dear LMB Mailbag,
When are we going to see a return of the pre-OOPS (Operation: Oppenheimer, Parallel Subjectiverses -Ed.) LMBP? Is the Pre-OOPS LMBP back in continuity again, or isn't it?
I'm sure I am only one of a gazillion fans waiting to find out if the mutant clone of Sanity or Madness? kept his Tyroc powers or not, and of Varalent Man really was a time travelling version of Varalent Boy or not.
-R.K.S.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Dear Mort,
The return of the Hoochie Hut is an affront to the fundamentalist scientists everywhere.
Are we to believe that a team of heroes could be capable of such depraved acts of indecency as depicted?
My colleagues at the Science Academy and I plan to boycott this filth until all Legionnaires are married and making babies by sleeping in separate beds a la the Flintstones. We all know that babies come in FedEx paks (not the envelopes that would be silly, the waterproof paks are what they come in).
T.L.
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