Sillies! We can't do that until the pharmaceutical giants have nicked all of their herbalist secrets to then use to rip off everyone else. And we can't do that until they have signed over all of their lands to the people that, by complete coincidence, accused them. I mean, obviously
persecute the innocent and helpful, because they're different. But don't forget that bottom line. That's what [Insert name of any company/organised religion you like] have always done!
"Look! She turned me into an African swallow! But I got better!"
"A laden or unladen African swallow?"
"Never mind him! She turned us into an ignorant, bellowing mob of xenophobic simpletons!"
"And we still are!"