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I was always interested in soaking cork as far back as I could remember. Often I imagined what it would be like as I held the cork in my hand and gingerly began to soak it. I knew the day would come that I would finally soak a cork in reality and I must admit I was a little nervous about it!
When the opportunity presented itself, I hesitated! I was quite intimidated by the size of the cork and was afraid I would soak it incorrectly.
Turns out, I did an okay job and soon I was soaking cork all the time! Corks of various sizes, shapes and colors, I soaked them all expertly!
Nowadays I can't help but let out a little chuckle every time I think back on the first time I soaked cork. So nervous for no reason! It turns out most folks enjoy having their cork soaked so much it doesn't even matter if you don't do a first-rate job!
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 The undisputed master, ladies and gentlemen!
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I will add that if it weren't for my proclivity and ability to soak cork quite well, I wouldn't have held on to my fur-Jenny-T for so long!
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I used to have a fur-Jenny-Tee too! I loved it, but I finally just wore it out! I can't seem to find a replacement. I don't think Jenny makes tee-shirts anymore, because of all that "fur is murder" stuff. 
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When I think of Eryk reading about our love of corksoaking, Lash, I picture him stating a resounding "Jeepers!" Is this my Naltorian precognition or something less?
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Jillikers, Miss T, pretty gals who love soaking cork are the most popular ladies of all, I'm sure!!
As for cooters, I've never had one myself, but I have played with my friends' cooters before. They're cute and all, but I always seemed to get bored with them quickly...
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Eryk's never expressed an interest in soaking cork, unfortunately. I bet he'd be good at it. I would certainly volunteer to instruct him in the intricacies involved. But some people just aren't interesting in learning new hobbies.
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I scare him, too! *tee hee* Eryk conjures visions of doe-eyed forest critters with big, puffy cracker afros *dreamy sigh* A little bit country, a whole bunch of rock 'n roll... Oh and I went to Catholic school, Lash - corksoaking is practically a required course for graduation. It's because the Pope won't let them cover their corks. I wonder if Eryk has ever summoned a cooter by saying "Jeepers!"
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The corksoaker skit was one of the greatest things on SNL last season. 
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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wHAT AM CORK SOAKER? aM JUST LIKE jIZZ-MOPPER?
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There was a skit??? I just thought Lash was a flirting genius. I'm still convinced of it!
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Originally posted by Kid Prime: The corksoaker skit was one of the greatest things on SNL last season. Agreed, I thought it was the highlight of the season. Inspired. And poor Janet Jackson couldn't keep a straight face during the scene...! That episode was an all-around winner.
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I saw that one, I watched it with my mom. Tee hee, massage grapes.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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