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Since Teeds made a valid objection to having poop jokes in the Shout Box, I thought Legion World could use its own poop joke thread.
So here we go...
Ever heard of the incontinent rock-and-roll-loving hillbilly musician?
He invented a new musical genre: CACABILLY!
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Since Teeds made a valid objection to having poop jokes in the Shout Box, I thought Legion World could use its own poop joke thread.
So here we go...
Ever heard of the incontinent rock-and-roll-loving hillbilly musician?
He invented a new musical genre: CACABILLY! Huh. No shit?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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LOL  He did write a song called "Up Shit Creek". It's sounds kinda similar to "All Shook Up".
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Y'know, it occurs to me that the kids who did the Twist back in the day are now senior citizens with constipation problems.
"Let's poop again
Like we did last summer
Let's poop again
Like we did last year
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I fall into feces
Each time I pee on you again
I fall into feces
Now can I just use your can?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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LOL 
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"Feces on the grass, alas."
"I ain't no stinkin' fecal matter."
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strange but not a stranger
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I've just gone through "House on Pooh Corner"
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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LOL
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I was playing a game with my 13-yr-old a few days ago. He did something unpleasant to me and I called him a coprolite. He understood it and thought it was funny. It now seems to be the family insult.
Coprolite is fossilized feces, btw.
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Speaking of poop, did you know wombat poop is cubical? I have no idea how they manage this. Their excrement looks like little brown dice with rounded corners.
I guess if wombats gamble, they're really shooting craps, huh?
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Unseen, not unheard
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Maybe nature evolved them that way so they have easy access to a pair of dice...
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To the tune of Marvin Gaye's "You" (or, rather, Three Dog Night's typically hammy cover of that same song):
Poo
Also called excrement
It is so pestilent
And no one can avoid the thankless task of making it
I smell poo-oo-oo-oo...
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
You eat your poo?
*ducks from tomato*
Last edited by Nostalgia Lad; 08/04/15 07:35 AM.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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"That's poopy. P-O-O-P-Y. Pestilent, offensive, odorous, putrid, and yucky."
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"It's Laxative Sam!"
"Yeah, Laxative Sam! The roughest, toughest, poopiest, smelliest, gol-durn shittiest hombre that ever battled constipation. With one flush, I flood the whole nation!"
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"It's Laxative Sam!"
"Yeah, Laxative Sam! The roughest, toughest, poopiest, smelliest, gol-durn shittiest hombre that ever battled constipation. With one flush, I flood the whole nation!" "Eh...what's up, Doc? Say, have you ever thought of goin' into bizness manufacturin' fertilizer? I can be yer partner. I'll supply the Mexican food, and you'll pump out the fertilizer." "Say, fer a long-eared varmint, yer okay. It's a deal. Let's shake on it." (Much later, Sam is all skin and bones from pushin' it to the limit, while Bugs is rolling in money.) "Hee hee hee hee...ain't I a stinker?"
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Having just spent ages dealing with a litter box incident, I am unamused by this thread... so there.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Good thing you didn't read the April Dumaka litter box joke in the Legion forum's Akka thread, then! Oh, hang on a minute... Well, if I tried to please everybody, I'd have to change my name to Brianna Michaela Bendis. 
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thoth: cue a thread...
Fickles:...where we all...
thoth:..complete each other's sentences...
Fickles: ..even though we're little talking heads...
Quis: ...in separate rooms!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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thoth: cue a thread...
Fickles:...where we all...
thoth:..complete each other's sentences...
Fickles: ..even though we're little talking heads...
Quis: ...in separate rooms!
Ha ha ha ha!! So quintessentially Bendis! Then, of course, there's the pacing that's so glacial it makes Jonathan Hickman read like Alan Grant. And the loose ends, oh Gods, the loose ends! 
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But we get to be so snarky! Well, the one personality all the characters share gets to be.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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LOL
Segueing back on topic:
Calling Bendis's writing glorified toilet paper is an insult to toilet paper!!
Well, maybe not South American toilet paper, which is...yeesh.
But definitely an insult to North American toilet paper.
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I saw an ad for old toilet paper...actually I mean that the ad was old, not that they were selling used toilet paper*...
Anyway, its selling point was that it was splinter free. It wasn't that long ago. 1930s/40s Yikes!
*Collect 4 and send away for your free DCNu plot.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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