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FONDLED OR MURDERED
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Because, since my hand doner was a murderer/serial fondler, my new left hand is going to do one or the other to you. I can't be held responsible of course. if you state your ;preference here, I will do my best to see my left hand follows your direction. it might be helpful to state your preference of area to be fondled too. as well your preeference of way to be murdered.

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I'd like to be foot rubbed by your new paw, while we watch a Hands of Orlac/ Mad Love double bill.

This would clearly link into the Foot Rub thread sparking a massive Legion World crossover.


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MY LEFT HAND LOOKSFORWARD TO IT-- !!!!!!!


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Does it? That means you got the hand of...

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The Ten Eyed Man! Man, you'd have thought his hand would be all stinky rotten, since he's been dead since Crisis.

You haven't been hanging around those back alley, super villain organ transplant labs again have you?


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Listen Lash, whatever you do, don't show off your 5 eyed hand around Ibby. Ten Eyed Man snuffed it right beside Kole in Crisis.

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So, if his parts survived, Kole's would have too...

Ibby: um, thoth...you seem to have...uh...breasts today.
thoth: Yes, LASH gave me the address of Continuity Corpse Labs.
Ibby: So, your breasts are from ... the dead?
thoth: Sure are! Dead comic characters. These are Kole's!
Ibby: What? Waaaaaaahhhhhhggg!!!!
thoth: Ah c'mon, we're just adding something extra for the fondling part of Lash's thread.
Ibby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhggg!! Not listening! Not listening!!!




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non responders go straight to the murdered pile, of course.


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Originally Posted by thoth lad


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The Ten Eyed Man! Man, you'd have thought his hand would be all stinky rotten, since he's been dead since Crisis.



He probably shouldn't take up a career as a proctologist.

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Originally Posted by thoth lad
Listen Lash, whatever you do, don't show off your 5 eyed hand around Ibby. Ten Eyed Man snuffed it right beside Kole in Crisis.

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So, if his parts survived, Kole's would have too...

Ibby: um, thoth...you seem to have...uh...breasts today.
thoth: Yes, LASH gave me the address of Continuity Corpse Labs.
Ibby: So, your breasts are from ... the dead?
thoth: Sure are! Dead comic characters. These are Kole's!
Ibby: What? Waaaaaaahhhhhhggg!!!!
thoth: Ah c'mon, we're just adding something extra for the fondling part of Lash's thread.
Ibby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhggg!! Not listening! Not listening!!!




*sob* WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?!?!?

Kole... Kole...

*clutches the page where Kole dies in Crisis and goes off to the corner to cry*

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MLLASH #874595 10/30/15 11:20 PM
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I was murdered by Lash's cereal killer hand while peeping in Mrs. Eugenia Coxon's hard aport. I don't regret a moment of it. Grrrrrooooowwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllll!


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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rickshaw1 #874614 10/31/15 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by rickshaw1
I was murdered by Lash's cereal killer hand



My....my cornflakes...moidered!


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Re: FONDLED OR MURDERED
MLLASH #874828 11/02/15 04:35 PM
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so maNy prefer to be murdered rather than fondled!! MY FEELInGS!!!


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Fondled... TO DEATH!!! Holdur Holdur

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MLLASH #874870 11/03/15 01:38 PM
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once you've been fondled by Lash's new left hand, what else is there? You might as well let it murder too.


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MLLASH #874874 11/03/15 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by MLLASH
...FEELInGS!!!


oh nass. LASH is going to moider us through singing



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Pov #875075 11/04/15 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Pov
Fondled... TO DEATH!!! Holdur Holdur


HE cK YEAH!!!!


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I can think of worse ways to die.

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YOU'LL BE TOUCHED WHEN LEAST YOU EXPECT IT!


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Touched by an angel! What a heavenly feeling!

Re: FONDLED OR MURDERED
MLLASH #875156 11/05/15 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MLLASH
YOU'LL BE TOUCHED WHEN LEAST YOU EXPECT IT!


That was a typo. Lash meant to say "You'll be touched where you least expect it." Although both are true.



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Re: FONDLED OR MURDERED
MLLASH #875856 11/12/15 06:42 AM
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Another contender for classy threads started by me!


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Re: FONDLED OR MURDERED
MLLASH #875863 11/12/15 08:04 AM
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You know it's bad when Georgia Satellites actually classes up the joint!

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MLLASH #875867 11/12/15 08:25 AM
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When I was told that Legion World was classless, I joined up thinking it was a future utopia. But I think they just meant it had none. smile





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thoth lad #875875 11/12/15 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by MLLASH
YOU'LL BE TOUCHED WHEN LEAST YOU EXPECT IT!


That was a typo. Lash meant to say "You'll be touched where you least expect it." Although both are true.



The when is very real. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see a strange man with his hands down my shirt... And I wasn't even drunk at a party!


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^^The Clutching Hand is a real...



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Wow. That clutching hand makes me hurt in sensitive places

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So... this thread makes it look like I've already been dead for about two years.

shrug It's a nice day & I might even get brunch out of it, so whatever. Apparently the afterlife isn't as bad as it usually looks in the movies.

Just apply the directions below when you get my memorial satellite completed, thanks.



Also, the reminder that supporting Crisis was the biggest non-election-related mistake of my generation is always appreciated.


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Don't Call Me Darling!

I should think not. From left to right it's Officer Sweet Cheeks, Officer Wolfie Face, Inspector Snuggle Buns and Officer Dreamy.

Nothing says dangerous relationship control freak like propelling your partner around by their neck. Let's see if he finds a police beating to be as romantic an adventure. Creep.


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How did I never know that Dick Powell had his own comic?

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Because you don't PAY ATTENTION!

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*Gasp!* You must've posted that sometime when I was knocked unconscious and visiting my alter-ego Retse on Cloud Eight!

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I just really want to post on this thread. And now I have.

FONDLED OR MURDERED!!!!

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But which?!


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I can't decide!!!

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Okay then, Andy...Fondue or Marinara?


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Oh that's way easier, Ann - Marinara!
I have to be in Geneva a few times a year for work ... and there's SO MUCH fondue there ... the smell now makes me gag a bit

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Oh that's way easier, Ann - Marinara!


Yay! Same here! I love Italian food.

Originally Posted by Myg - Andy S
I have to be in Geneva a few times a year for work ... and there's SO MUCH fondue there ... the smell now makes me gag a bit


"If we have the fondues, then where are the fond-don'ts?"

- George Carlin


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Originally Posted by Ann Hebistand


"If we have the fondues, then where are the fond-don'ts?"

- George Carlin


The sage wisdom of the Carlin

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Is sage the only herb that can be used with fondue?


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