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Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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... arranged and paid for a Meet-up of all Legion Worlders at this years San Diego Comic Con.
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... brought dried mangoes and fresh coconut and roast pig from the Philippines for everyone
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...was praised by all Ibby's pals for how I rocked my sexy two-piece on the beach!
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... Saw Philippine social media explode with the hashtag #cleomeHottie
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this is the "imaginary" version.
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[sings]"Imagine all the swimsuits, Fitting perfectlyyyy You may say I'm a dreamer, But I'm not the only one..."
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... Hosted a mega ball to introduce cleome to Philippine society
... Saw Philippine social media explode with the hashtag #cleomeHottie
this is the "imaginary" version.
It COULD happen if cleome were ever to visit. It would take a while for me to be able to sponsor her visit here though, hence making this imaginary.
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... returned in after spending 5 years traveling in the TARDIS.
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... Booked a vacation that will take me to every single country in the world over 2 years
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With nearly 200 countries in the world, I imagined IB could fit a week's work of activities and sight seeing into a day.
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All that "moving at the speed of light" really helps
But I would like to take my time on vacation.
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... made my debut at the Metropolitan Opera House.
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...brought a dozen roses to Quislet, Esq.'s dressing room.
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... became Quislet's No. 1 fan and attended all his shows!
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...can't wait to throw my buckets of cash at the Black Friday machine! In fact, I'm so excited that I'm not even bothering with sleep for the next three days!
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... ate a tomato and liked it.
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... initiated a hostile takeover of my company.
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... was not at all annoyed to have the dog in the other room wake me up with her loud barking, while the dog in my room was a perfect angel and let me sleep peacefully
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...retrained The Sid to be a sweet, cuddly lap cat who never claws, bites, steals food off the counter or bullies his roommate.
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... turned down 5 offers by handsome millionaires to sleep with them.
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... had the best, long, restful sleep ever
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... became the sole heir of a rich relative I never heard of.
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... started my new hobby of building model ships in a bottle. I finally found a big enough bottle to fit me.
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... invented a new means of communication: reflecting sunlight even at night using giant spectacles
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... I saw Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump making out.
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...learned to grill a steak.
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...ate my weight in cheeseburgers.
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... seceded from the United States and started my own country of Quislandia
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... gives Kappa Kid the guest bedroom and puts a cap on immigrants.
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... took a vote on whether Quislandia should rejoin the US. The vote was inconclusive.
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... formed my own modern-day Legion of Super-Heroes with the blessings of the United Nations, and gained citizenship to every U.N. member and then some. I also came out as gay publicly, single-handedly changing world opinion and making the LGBT community accepted by heterosexuals everywhere. My wedding to Blaze will be televised and everyone on Legion World is invited, free lodging and plane fare.
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... took the first steps to become a historian.
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Kung fu chopped Hong Kong Phooey
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... engineered a fake alien invasion to get all of humanity to finally work together, damn it!
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...accepted House Beautiful 's invitation to have my place featured in their special "Hippies In The Sticks & Their Funny Little Dwellings-- How Quaint!" issue.
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... watched the live action Legion movie. It was awesome!
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... delivered ravens to the Queen
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... swam for my university team
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.... have a hot date with my university swim team
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... will film Myg's hot date
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.... starred as Quislet in the Live Action sequel to the Legion movie.
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... filmed Ibby's private party
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... started a movie studio with Myg.
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... worked on distribution deals for the movie studio Ibby and I have
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... signed a merchandising contract for Myg and Ibby and Blaze action figures
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...wrote something brilliant in this thread.
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...hired Ibby's clones out as tech support for wealthy but computer-illiterate old people.
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...wrote this whole labor dispute up in Counterpunch for the princely sum of 50 cents a page.
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... signed a contract to play myself in a movie about my union exploits
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... revealed on Legion World that I am really Paul Levitz
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... met my future self, and had a nice long discussion about keeping my my priorities in life
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.... caught a leprechaun and got a pot of gold
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...skipped showering because showering is bourgeois.
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... caught a leprechaun and got his lucky charms.
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....nipped over to Boston to borrow Quislet, Esq.'s shower because mine isn't working.
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....nipped over to Boston to borrow Quislet, Esq.'s shower because mine isn't working.
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...got beaten up, arrested and removed trying to take my seat on a United flight to Portland.
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... posted the video I took of Ibby and Kent to youtube
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...was too scared of the rain and mud to go outside at all.
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... got ready for my audition for Ibby's next movie
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...got my 2 millionth Like on YouTube for that vid where I was dressed like Supergirl & bouncing a quarter off my abs.
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...learned the complete works of Queen Ida on my new accordion. Bon Ton Roulet!
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...blew off my necessary trip to the DMV so I could chat with Myg "Coffee Emperor" Andy S at Ibby's wedding reception. (Coffee with Dim Sum? A bit unorthodox, but I'll cope. Hope my gift passes muster with the grooms.)
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... was so happy with Cleome's gift that I invited her and mr cleome to meet up with us for the part of our honeymoon. How do you fancy visiting Iceland?
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...get my passport readied for my pending trip to Iceland. Woo! (I just need to find a neighbor who'll tend to The Sid and the plants while we're gone.)
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In the Russell Crowe movie "The Sum of Us", a character does come out when his parents see him on television dancing on a float in the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras
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...took Quislet's old body out for snacks and a matinee'. That other brain informs me that it loves marinara sauce on its cheese sticks AND that Tom Cruise is a real pain the butt to work with.
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... became king of the world. Then the ship I was on sunk.
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... figured out the best way to make an omelette. Oh, I'm going to be world-famous!
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How many eggs did you break?
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In the present
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...got caught up on all my reading.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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... flew to Mauritius for a friend's wedding, then hopped over to Chile for another - stopping in Peru on the way to see my best friend from school (who was also invited to both Mauritius and Chile weddings).
At least, that's the plan after the world becomes normal again
Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...broke into the Art Museum and helped myself to that one gorgeous bronze nude I always wanted. Sure, my back hurts like you wouldn't believe, but hey my living room's never looked classier.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt ! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... sunbathed nude in the sun, although with social distancing I had to do it in my apartment building's garden. Luckily, many of the neighbors are also gay men, so they appreciated it... not like the rest...
Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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...published the novel I've been writing
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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... shaved off all my body hair
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...drank some Miracle-Gro so my whole body would be covered with a lush green grassy pelt.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt ! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... gave away all my possessions and started hiking to Tibet to hide out from the coronavirus pandemic
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...grew to 100 feet tall.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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... finished the boring work thing that I have been putting off
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... jumped into the canal outside my living room window
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