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#929830 - 05/27/17 07:51 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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298. I couldn't stick to the fitness regimen. Nobody wants to see a guy in ONLY decent shape in full spandex...

#929833 - 05/27/17 09:17 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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299. Bought out by a bigger franchise. - Xylophone Man.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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300. I didn't have anything special to contribute to the 300th post.

#929872 - 05/27/17 03:57 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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301. ... I joined in the big 300th Anniversary issue, but there was the usual reader slump after it, leading to my removal form the team in an attempt to gain sales.


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#929911 - 05/28/17 03:18 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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302. The OTHER company claimed I was a rip-off of one of their most famous heroes. Well, I never! I am Mark Dent, the Incredible-Man! Also known as Lak-Le from the planet Xenon! I am nothing if not original!

#929924 - 05/28/17 08:43 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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303. I was out on a date with Infectous Lass the other night, might have to change my name to Diarrhetic Lad. Excuse but I need to run...where's the bathroom in this place!!!

#929993 - 05/29/17 05:55 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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304. I cannot intervene. I may only...watch. Mainly from my prison cell after convictions for leching and stalking...


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#930001 - 05/29/17 06:33 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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305. The Comics Code Authority forbids the portrayal of supernatural creatures such as myself, and you can't superhero these days without a comic line to leverage your merchandising.

It's all about brand management, donchaknow? Did you think it was a coincidence that the Legion was kickstarted by a man named Brande?



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#930010 - 05/29/17 10:47 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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306. Puns went out with TV's Robin. - The Flying Pun


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#930052 - 05/29/17 01:48 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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307. I voted Lex

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308. I'm not nice to my mother.

#930062 - 05/29/17 02:23 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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309. Ring around the collar.

(I hope I didn't already do that one.)

310. Long-term memory problems. shake


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#930076 - 05/29/17 03:18 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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311. I kept copying the other heroes' moves

#930111 - 05/29/17 06:57 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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312. I demanded adventures with ingenuity, plot and characterisation. The big two dropped me like a stone.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#930132 - 05/29/17 11:06 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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313. I demanded that Ryan Reynolds play me. Except I am nothing like Deadpool...

#930158 - 05/30/17 09:26 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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314. I refuse to reign in the beast.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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#930168 - 05/30/17 10:12 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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315. My ability to create cost free energy has resulted in me being hunted by all the government backed super heroes.


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#930180 - 05/30/17 12:08 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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316. I fell in love with a super villain

#930206 - 05/30/17 01:03 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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317. I transmuted too much gold and ruined the world economy.

#930214 - 05/30/17 01:19 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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318. The cat was on my lap, and that takes precedence over some nation's emergency.


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#930229 - 05/30/17 02:51 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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319. I didn't clear my Internet browser history properly before showing reporters my phone...

#930238 - 05/30/17 04:14 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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320. That pesky Lois revealed my identity and that's when I was grounded under the weight of the lawsuits.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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321. I hated playing with kids, kissing babies, petting dogs... and all my fan pictures had me scowling

#930268 - 05/31/17 01:54 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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322. I was all of two feet away when Jimmy turned on his signal watch, ruining my sense of balance forever as my ears and brain turned to mush.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#930281 - 05/31/17 03:51 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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323. I was an even bigger lech than Roy Harper... I tried sleeping with all the heroes and villains of all sexes and genders... not Roy himself though. That was the kicker. He felt left out.

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