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#930282 - 05/31/17 03:56 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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324. Between the beer gut and the moobs, my 'six pack' was more like a 'three pack.'

325. I stubbornly defied convention and wore my underwear *on the inside.* Turns out any sort of convention defying behavior that has Superman on one side and the 'new guy nobody has heard of' on the other automatically defaults to 'Superman wins.'

326. My battle-cry of 'Respect mah authoritah!' turns out to already be trademarked by someone else. A ligitious someone else...



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#930285 - 05/31/17 05:26 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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327. I should have cleaned the underwear I decided to wear on the outside.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#930306 - 05/31/17 08:44 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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328. I kept tripping over my cape.

#930308 - 05/31/17 08:52 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: Invisible Brainiac]  
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323. I was an even bigger lech than Roy Harper... I tried sleeping with all the heroes and villains of all sexes and genders... not Roy himself though. That was the kicker. He felt left out.


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#930309 - 05/31/17 08:53 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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329. Atomic Hairballs are effective, but also really unappetizing to see in action. Catspaw


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#930310 - 05/31/17 09:01 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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330. I have to get Mr Wayne's dinner ready, then I have iron his costume and write to the social services regarding all the kids he keeps adopting...


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#930319 - 05/31/17 10:46 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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331. I put all the other heroes' dirty secrets in my memoirs.

But I disguised their identities!!! How could I have ever expected people to guess that Larry Ellen was my alias for the Flash??

#930377 - 06/01/17 12:38 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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332. Once you start flying round the world to change time, it's hard to stop. Everything must be ... perfect.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#933884 - 07/15/17 09:16 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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333. I made a joke about blue moon rocks and everyone took it the wrong way. Heroes sure have filthy minds. shrug


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#933940 - 07/16/17 02:22 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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334. I asked Brainy to comment on which UP species are the laziest. It did not go over well...

#933950 - 07/16/17 07:41 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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335. I asked if there was a no skin tight spandex clothing option.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#933979 - 07/16/17 11:48 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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336. It was my turn to do the shopping and I'm the only one who likes the crunchy, unsalted, no-stir peanut butter.


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#933991 - 07/16/17 12:08 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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337. When I joined the Legion of Nut Crackers I thought it was because they were tough. How was I to know, when I bought peanut butter, that they existed to eradicate nuts from the world because of their allergies.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#934046 - 07/17/17 12:53 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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338. I cracked a different kind of nuts

#934067 - 07/17/17 02:11 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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339. My golden age sidekicks are thinly veiled racist stereotypes that I did nothing to fight against.


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#934209 - 07/19/17 08:15 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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340. I reminded everyone that Dollar Bill got killed because of his stupid cape.


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#934212 - 07/19/17 08:26 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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341. I came on Defender for a Day but Dollar Bill said I was ruining his shots with my Blurring the Images power.

#934314 - 07/20/17 12:41 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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342. Teams are full of reformed villains, but they said they were getting too many complaints. - Kid Exorcised


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#934508 - 07/23/17 06:52 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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343. I threw out everything in the Complaint Box so I could re-purpose it to hold recipe cards.


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#934844 - 07/28/17 10:08 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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344. Super fur shedding turns out not to be a super power, but a condition that requires medical advice.


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#934949 - 07/29/17 07:58 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: thoth lad]  
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345. While psychokinetic is just another word for telekinetic, it seems that psychopath is *not* just another word for telepath...

346. Also, pyrokinetic is a superpower and can get you a spot in the Fantastic Four or Legion of Super-Heroes. Pyromaniac, not so much. I even got turned down by the Flash's Rogues Gallery, because Heatwave said the position was filled.


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#935825 - 08/12/17 08:06 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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347. I skipped out on the battle with Luthor, et al because the weather was finally cool enough for me to prep compost at home again. shrug

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#936258 - 08/20/17 06:25 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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348. Turns out my magical power to make someone succumb to their darkest desires wasn't terribly useful to a superhero.

349. The army of zombies was also, I am told, off-theme. Heroes are so picky...


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#936323 - 08/21/17 09:57 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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350. The "HOT NOW" sign was up at Krispy Kreme...

#936701 - 08/29/17 07:19 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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351. Its not considered heroic to leave the cat up the tree while hitting on the old ladies hot granddaughter.


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