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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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379. The Planetary League of Justice already had a Saturn Girl, a Miss Mercury, a Jon Jupiter, a Martian Manhunter, etc. and all that was left was... Uranus Lad. Hard pass.


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379. I couldn't get my sidekick IB to run around with his bare legs.

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380. Jfposey wouldn't pay for my leg waxing

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382. My power phrases "wax on" and "wax off" proved to be problematic with the copyright guys. - Waxman


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All the others laughed when the "Sidekick Kid" suggested he be taken more seriously.

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384. I got confused between Tighty Whiteys and Tidal Wideys. Poor Florida.


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385. I should have realised my power to transform myself into a window meant that I would also have a glass jaw. - Pane Lad (now Pained Lad)


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386. I kept throwing people through Pane Lad.

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387. I kept getting taken advantage of by the villains. It was if they could see right through me. - Pane Lad


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388. One of a kind love affair Man here. Look, she didn't LOOK 82. I thought she was in her mid fifties. Broken hips happen. I thought she said Lambada, not lombago.


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389. Was in the greenhouse when I heard the call for help and grabbed what I thought was my Miraclo pill but instead was MiracleGro. Needless to say I grew some very lovely African Violets for the victim when I visit the hospital.

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390. My quest for freedom, equality and liberation keeps me mainly chained to the railings of Downing Street. - The Suffragette.


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391. Tourette's is not a super-power. - Expletive Lad


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392. I'm so rarely in the country now. When they said I was going to be "defender of the realm," I didn't realise it meant renting me out to our "allies" to bomb the crap out of people they didn't like. - Typhoon Lad


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393. Being able to operate under a hangover is not a real power, apparently

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394. Even the Subs didn't want a guy who could get appliances to work a whole year after they were out of warranty. - The Kettle Whisperer.


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395. I insisted on wearing my underwear on the inside.


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396. League policy insisted that someone always stay behind and watch for incoming alerts. And with my name... - The Monitor.


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397. My powers of "reversal" opperated at the wierdest times. No one likes a flying man to suddenly become super dense and crash through their skylight as they are taking a soak.


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398. They seemed happy to admit me for possessing Super Density. Less than happy when they found out it meant I was very bad at arithmetic.


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399. People didn't like my slogan. "Look, up in the sky! It's a Bir...(plop) ...shit!"


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400. Being able to change beverages with the wave of my hands from say cola to whiskey lead to too many FUIs (Flying Under the Influence).

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401. I was so bitingly sarcastic that even my allies broke down in tears.

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402. Sponsorship was considered to be a great thing, even back in the early days of super heroes. So, when Coca Cola wanted me to be Cocaine Kid, it seemed like the future was bright.


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403. Methane Miss was considered to limited in potential.


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