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#906401 - 08/21/16 08:56 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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26. Shouting "Flame On!" just gives me third degree burns and the power of loud screaming.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#906407 - 08/21/16 12:09 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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27. If I had powers...people would just be dead.


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#906409 - 08/21/16 01:49 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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#906424 - 08/21/16 02:46 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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29. I kept using my telekinesis to change my outfits

#906425 - 08/21/16 03:50 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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30. Pay's not good enough.


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#906428 - 08/21/16 08:54 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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31. Those missions were too dangerous for a girl.


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#906431 - 08/21/16 11:02 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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32. The voices told me not to.

#906443 - 08/22/16 03:33 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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33. Need to finish binge-watching Masha and the Bear (Masha i Medved). Again.

Last edited by Klar Ken T5477; 08/22/16 03:34 AM.

I'm nigh invulnerable. I have the reflexes of an Olympic-level jungle cat. I have the strength of 10, perhaps 20 men: a crowded bus stop of men. But my greatest power is this: when destiny speaks, she speaks to me.
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#906465 - 08/22/16 08:08 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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34. Next door, The Wayne's got a bat thrown through their window inspiring them to fight crime. The newspaper boy just threw yesterday's paper through mine. Sure, I investigate what's in it, but it had all already happened...


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#906468 - 08/22/16 08:40 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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35. All those restraining orders


Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!
#906469 - 08/22/16 08:48 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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36. See, it's just a local tremor. Honestly dad, you totally overreact. "Planet blowing up" indeed.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#906470 - 08/22/16 09:00 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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37. Too lazy


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#906483 - 08/22/16 11:57 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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38. I suck at this whole secret identity thing. Just too much of a hassle to wear regular clothes over my costume... the buttons keep getting stuck...

#906589 - 08/24/16 06:29 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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39. I can only live in the desert due to the restraining orders keeping me away from sentients.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
#906611 - 08/24/16 09:57 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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40. With fewer phone booths around thanks to mobiles, I keep getting arrested stripping off in the gents toilets.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#906648 - 08/24/16 05:53 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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41. I suck at time management. I barely have enough time for my "secret identity" job...

#907912 - 09/06/16 01:38 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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42. My spandex shrunk embarrassingly.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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#907950 - 09/07/16 03:22 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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43. My mommy won't let me

#907960 - 09/07/16 04:38 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: thoth lad]  
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Originally Posted by thoth lad
40. With fewer phone booths around thanks to mobiles, I keep getting arrested stripping off in the gents toilets.


Next time use the ladies room Wonder Woman!


Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!
#907968 - 09/07/16 06:42 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: Quislet, Esq]  
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Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
Originally Posted by thoth lad
40. With fewer phone booths around thanks to mobiles, I keep getting arrested stripping off in the gents toilets.


Next time use the ladies room Wonder Woman!


Are you pulling my chain? Because if I am in chains my powers will fade...


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#907969 - 09/07/16 06:44 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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44. I was chosen to become the next Spectre but it would have gone against my atheism.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#907970 - 09/07/16 06:57 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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45. Denied entry into the country because I was a Stranger Visitor from another planet. If only I had been a regular visitor...


Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!
#907973 - 09/07/16 07:00 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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46. Trump had me deported back to Krypton.



"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#907975 - 09/07/16 07:08 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: thoth lad]  
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Originally Posted by thoth lad
46. Trump had me deported back to Krypton.



So you are hanging in a nearly empty area of space? Hopefully far enough away from those radioactive fragments that will kill you.


Buy Whizzo butter and go to heaven!
#907977 - 09/07/16 07:15 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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I took out the "radioactive ruin" part of the post as I thought it lacked impact. Unlike all these giant green rocks flying around here, now I'm back home.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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