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#907985 - 09/07/16 09:17 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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47. I was busy eating pizza.

#907987 - 09/07/16 09:29 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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48. Lactose intolerance

#908008 - 09/07/16 11:24 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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49. I was inspired to fight crime after a giant sloth was catapulted through my drawing room window. One day my training will be complezzzzzzzz...


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#908012 - 09/07/16 11:35 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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50. I have to keep going to the bathroom during fights

#908034 - 09/07/16 03:07 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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51. Turns out, super nagging does not a great hero make

#909160 - 09/16/16 11:28 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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52. I was written out of 52!


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#909195 - 09/16/16 02:59 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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53. I didn't keep up on my equipment bills

#909208 - 09/16/16 03:11 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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54. I put diesel instead of Ultra-Unleaded into my thoth-mobile.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#909222 - 09/16/16 03:34 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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55. Because I built the fence between Mexico and the US

#909225 - 09/16/16 03:39 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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56. Because I chose the wrong year to debut as the playing card themed Trump Teen.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#909235 - 09/16/16 03:57 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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57. Because I killed all my villain enemies, which left me with nothing to do.

#909247 - 09/16/16 04:06 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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58. Because I'm working undercover with Infectious Lass trying to prevent her arch enemy Mr Sniffles from infecting presidential candidates with pneu... ah, look what happened when I'm typing...ah heck...Drura is not going to be happy...


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#909253 - 09/16/16 04:17 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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59. I thought it was just a new reality TV show...

#909261 - 09/16/16 04:23 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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60. I don't like wearing my underwear on the outside.

#909268 - 09/16/16 05:01 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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61. "And the Mighty (yet burned out) Johns said 'Let the colours of the Rings be combined!' And so it came to pass. But following the dispute against the Estate of Tolkein the ring was...um... powered down quite a bit. But, you know, changing the colours of things can be pretty effective too you know." - Plaid Lad.




"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#909281 - 09/16/16 05:22 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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I'm nigh invulnerable. I have the reflexes of an Olympic-level jungle cat. I have the strength of 10, perhaps 20 men: a crowded bus stop of men. But my greatest power is this: when destiny speaks, she speaks to me.
She says hi, by the way.
#909285 - 09/16/16 08:00 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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63. I hate conflict.

#909288 - 09/16/16 09:07 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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64. Too busy watching superhero movies and TV shows.


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#909292 - 09/16/16 09:44 PM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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65. My secret origin was not silly enough.

#909301 - 09/17/16 12:31 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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66. Yes, I look just like him. Yes, the whole book went for years, and a dozen writers, with people thinking he was me, down to the tiniest detail. But he was a clone, I tell you. I'm not responsible for anything bad that happened in the end. I was trapped down one of the Holes on the planet Plott the whole time. Now let me out of this cell, or my buddies will get me out. Either the Avengers or the Sinister Six depending on who they think I am today.



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67. Nobody could understand my powers.

#909319 - 09/17/16 04:10 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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68. Being given the Helm of Fate made me realise that everything is predetermined. So why intervene at all?


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#909326 - 09/17/16 05:27 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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69. Because I don't have an Alfred Pennyworth to get rid out those annoying battle stains. Oxy-Clean cannot get rid of Plasmus goo.

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70. Because I watched "Super Size Me" last night and saw my new life's goal. At the drive-thru now.

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#909329 - 09/17/16 05:41 AM Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... [Re: rickshaw1]  
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71. Because butt dimples are not pretty in spandex.

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