2 members (Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Lard Lad, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac, Invisible Brainiac),
11
Murran Spies, and
2
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Previous Thread |
|
Next Thread
|
|
Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,757
Time Trapper
|
OP
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,757 |
1. Because I can't do the cool one-liners.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 6,692
Humanoid from the Deep
|
Humanoid from the Deep
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 6,692 |
2. The costume I ordered was the wrong size.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,757
Time Trapper
|
OP
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,757 |
3. My parents were well adjusted and alive.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400
Unseen, not unheard
|
Unseen, not unheard
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400 |
4. My cape got me sucked into an airplane engine.
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141
Not much between despair and ecstacy
|
Not much between despair and ecstacy
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 24,141 |
5. It's more fun to be the villain.
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400
Unseen, not unheard
|
Unseen, not unheard
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400 |
6.I look terrible in spandex.
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 6,692
Humanoid from the Deep
|
Humanoid from the Deep
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 6,692 |
7. My sidekick is on strike.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400
Unseen, not unheard
|
Unseen, not unheard
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400 |
8. My sidekick died
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,757
Time Trapper
|
OP
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,757 |
9. My main villain would be a simple cell phone that's too complicated for me to work.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 2,104
Leader
|
Leader
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 2,104 |
Last edited by Klar Ken T5477; 08/19/16 06:29 PM.
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 31,441
Tempus Fugitive
|
Tempus Fugitive
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 31,441 |
11. My ex-wife got the house in the divorce, and my secret HQ was in the basement.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,853
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,853 |
12. I tried, but being the villain paid the mortgage.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 31,441
Tempus Fugitive
|
Tempus Fugitive
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 31,441 |
13. Convictions after my sidekick described crime fighting as "another late night of bruising, wrestling action."
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400
Unseen, not unheard
|
Unseen, not unheard
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400 |
14. Somebody cast a spell to make me evil
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 31,441
Tempus Fugitive
|
Tempus Fugitive
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 31,441 |
15. The mayor said that Mighty Flatulence Powers weren't really what they wanted to be defended by.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400
Unseen, not unheard
|
Unseen, not unheard
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400 |
16. Somebody broke in and stole all my crime-fighting gadgets.
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,853
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,853 |
17. Superior archery skills and nifty arrows turned out to be an over-crowded sector.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 6,078
Wanderer
|
Wanderer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 6,078 |
18. My banter needs work.
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400
Unseen, not unheard
|
Unseen, not unheard
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400 |
19. I didn't pass the telepathic screening.
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
20. constantly coming up with evil schemes.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 6,692
Humanoid from the Deep
|
Humanoid from the Deep
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 6,692 |
21. I was on jury duty that day.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 31,441
Tempus Fugitive
|
Tempus Fugitive
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 31,441 |
22. Taking a real interest in how the villain builds his orbital death rays, means I'm chatting away when I should be saving the charred ruins of freedom loving areas of the world.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,757
Time Trapper
|
OP
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,757 |
23. The only thing radioactive that bit me was a nematode.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400
Unseen, not unheard
|
Unseen, not unheard
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 83,400 |
24. The Incredibles didn't cast me.
|
|
|
Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
25. Shrieking like a little girl does not make for a confidence inspiring battle cry.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Forums14
Topics21,019
Posts1,044,900
Legionnaires1,729
|
Most Online53,886 Jan 7th, 2024
|
|
Posts: 142
Joined: December 2003
|
|
|
|