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Why I couldn't be the hero...
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1. Because I can't do the cool one-liners.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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2. The costume I ordered was the wrong size.


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3. My parents were well adjusted and alive.


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4. My cape got me sucked into an airplane engine.

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5. It's more fun to be the villain.


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6.I look terrible in spandex.

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7. My sidekick is on strike.


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8. My sidekick died frown

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9. My main villain would be a simple cell phone that's too complicated for me to work.


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11. My ex-wife got the house in the divorce, and my secret HQ was in the basement.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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12. I tried, but being the villain paid the mortgage.


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13. Convictions after my sidekick described crime fighting as "another late night of bruising, wrestling action."


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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14. Somebody cast a spell to make me evil

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15. The mayor said that Mighty Flatulence Powers weren't really what they wanted to be defended by.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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16. Somebody broke in and stole all my crime-fighting gadgets.

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17. Superior archery skills and nifty arrows turned out to be an over-crowded sector.


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18. My banter needs work.

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19. I didn't pass the telepathic screening.

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20. constantly coming up with evil schemes.


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21. I was on jury duty that day.


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22. Taking a real interest in how the villain builds his orbital death rays, means I'm chatting away when I should be saving the charred ruins of freedom loving areas of the world.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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23. The only thing radioactive that bit me was a nematode.


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24. The Incredibles didn't cast me.

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25. Shrieking like a little girl does not make for a confidence inspiring battle cry.


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