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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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26. Shouting "Flame On!" just gives me third degree burns and the power of loud screaming.


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27. If I had powers...people would just be dead.


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29. I kept using my telekinesis to change my outfits

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31. Those missions were too dangerous for a girl.


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32. The voices told me not to.

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33. Need to finish binge-watching Masha and the Bear (Masha i Medved). Again.

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34. Next door, The Wayne's got a bat thrown through their window inspiring them to fight crime. The newspaper boy just threw yesterday's paper through mine. Sure, I investigate what's in it, but it had all already happened...


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35. All those restraining orders


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36. See, it's just a local tremor. Honestly dad, you totally overreact. "Planet blowing up" indeed.


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38. I suck at this whole secret identity thing. Just too much of a hassle to wear regular clothes over my costume... the buttons keep getting stuck...

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39. I can only live in the desert due to the restraining orders keeping me away from sentients.


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40. With fewer phone booths around thanks to mobiles, I keep getting arrested stripping off in the gents toilets.


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41. I suck at time management. I barely have enough time for my "secret identity" job...

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42. My spandex shrunk embarrassingly.


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43. My mommy won't let me

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Originally Posted by thoth lad
40. With fewer phone booths around thanks to mobiles, I keep getting arrested stripping off in the gents toilets.


Next time use the ladies room Wonder Woman!


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40. With fewer phone booths around thanks to mobiles, I keep getting arrested stripping off in the gents toilets.


Next time use the ladies room Wonder Woman!


Are you pulling my chain? Because if I am in chains my powers will fade...


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44. I was chosen to become the next Spectre but it would have gone against my atheism.


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45. Denied entry into the country because I was a Stranger Visitor from another planet. If only I had been a regular visitor...


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46. Trump had me deported back to Krypton.



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Originally Posted by thoth lad
46. Trump had me deported back to Krypton.



So you are hanging in a nearly empty area of space? Hopefully far enough away from those radioactive fragments that will kill you.


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I took out the "radioactive ruin" part of the post as I thought it lacked impact. Unlike all these giant green rocks flying around here, now I'm back home.


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