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They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
#914214 10/25/16 04:23 PM
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...my big master plan to take over Gerber 7 involved stealing all the 3oz. bottles from the baby supply stores.

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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
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rickshaw1 #914231 10/26/16 12:35 AM
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....when I tired to enslave the people of Freedom 12. They defeated me by ignoring me. That hurts! I had a brilliant plan too. I was going to take over their communications and play the same song over and over until they acquiesced and surrendered to my evil plans. The song was...



They actually made that song their anthem! Horrible creatures.

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I forgot to bring the coffee cake when it was my turn.


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I asked Superman for an autograph

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They found out that Batman is my third cousin twice removed.


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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When I went to change into my costume in the locker room I forgot that I had my Aquaman Underoos on.

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I didn't know what a clatch was.

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I kept taking funny pictures of the other villains

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My meme of Lex Luther went viral as a fussy baby needing his diaper changed.

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I killed everyone that posted video's of cats playing an being cute. And while that might be considered evil by some folks, far tooo many others thought it a public service.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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I told the leader my favorite Transformer is Starscream.


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...I couldn't afford a hollowed out volcano, so I bought an old school bus and parked it down by the swamp.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
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... beaten again by my arch enemies... sugar and spike.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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...I bragged about still hanging out on MySpace.


Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... my clatch could just buy sleek, mass produced, death rays online from China, rather than put up with my cobbled-together-from-household-utensils death rays.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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... I recycle

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... they found out I was a politician and even super villains have standards.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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...Lex finally started to grow his hair back, but I can't stand that ahole and snuck some nair into his shampoo. The hissy fit he threw pissed everyone off.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
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...I set up Lex on a blind date with Egghead.

It went so swimmingly they retired from the villain biz and started a BB&B* together.

(*Bald Bed & Breakfast)


Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... accidentally mentioned Dr Doom's crush on Ferro Lad at a clatch meeting of space.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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... I was stuck trying to get this death trap right

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...I called a locksmith to help break into the vault.

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...I kyped Mrs. rickshaw1's secret PB&J cookie recipe and emailed it to everyone.


Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... my outfit didn't match the team's color scheme

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... they said that they posted the raid details on their secret forum, but all I could see was an error message.


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