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You know... it just occured to me that Calamity King and X-Bomb Betty would be a really bad idea...
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Chemical King and XS. Suddenly, a child is born that has no control over his power, which is to make chemical reactions speed up.
Just imagine him walking by a Power Sphere...or worse yet, imagine him/her walking by cute space chicks in bikini's and his power goes outta control causing their bikini's to age to dust in seconds. Oooooh the horror, ooooh the humanity, ooooh the money his skeezey little buddy "Boner" would make filming it for "space chicks gone wild", lol.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Of those that actually were written I'd go with Garth and Proty, or Garth and Jan.
Of those with potential for failure, X-Bomb Betty is a wealth of fun.
X-Bomb and Policy Pam has failed business written all over it.
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Mano and..um...Mano's member. Can you imagine the burns?!?
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skeezy little buddy boner....
OOHHH! Boner is a separate person!
>whew<
Now that I think about it tho, Calamity King and Policy Pam would be the most lucrative coupling ever!
He causes disasters, she comes in after and sells them "Retcon Insurance" or "Acts of Validus" plans.
Scrofulus!
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Well, I suppose the worst would be Garth and Ayla.
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Tempus Fugitive
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Chemical King & Ferro Lad has that rust risk.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Fire Lad and Chlorophyll Kid would be quite the fire hazard.
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On a more somber note, alas poor Element Lad and Monstress...
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Tempus Fugitive
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Yera & Cham seek help after tentacle tangles!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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You know how some of us sleep talk? Well, Sensor sleep EATS. As poor Gates found out the next morning...
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Wanderer
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Vi and Gim, because they can't sleep together or Vi might explode.
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Tempus Fugitive
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Nolan: From now on, I shall be known as Lead Boy!
Morgna: You've been sleeping with Jan again haven't you?
Nolan: I have not!
Morgna: Yet you can't change into Iron now. Did he say that he could put more lead in your pencil?
Nolan: I did not! I didn't!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Lyle: it's not in yet, is it?
Condo: well, duh! You turned invisible just as I was about to put it in...
Lyle: oh, sorry, I got too excited... say, why are you sweating so much?
Condo: oh sprock. I'm increasing. My metabolism again, aren't I?
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