Once, his posting total was a cool 10 000. His last, but hopefully not final, post gave him the purple robes of Trapperdom. But now, thanks to the Great Recount of 2017, Stu's total is 9843!
Looks like we're going to have to come up with ideas to cover for him!
Stu: Look! I am a Time Travelling Time Trapper!
thoth: when?
Stu: Right there!
thoth: what, that second forward?
Stu: That One Mighty Second Against The Weight Of The Universe's Future!
thoth: Like the rest of us do, still have it your way...
Stu: Foolish mortal!