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298. I couldn't stick to the fitness regimen. Nobody wants to see a guy in ONLY decent shape in full spandex...

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299. Bought out by a bigger franchise. - Xylophone Man.


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300. I didn't have anything special to contribute to the 300th post.

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301. ... I joined in the big 300th Anniversary issue, but there was the usual reader slump after it, leading to my removal form the team in an attempt to gain sales.


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302. The OTHER company claimed I was a rip-off of one of their most famous heroes. Well, I never! I am Mark Dent, the Incredible-Man! Also known as Lak-Le from the planet Xenon! I am nothing if not original!

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303. I was out on a date with Infectous Lass the other night, might have to change my name to Diarrhetic Lad. Excuse but I need to run...where's the bathroom in this place!!!

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304. I cannot intervene. I may only...watch. Mainly from my prison cell after convictions for leching and stalking...


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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305. The Comics Code Authority forbids the portrayal of supernatural creatures such as myself, and you can't superhero these days without a comic line to leverage your merchandising.

It's all about brand management, donchaknow? Did you think it was a coincidence that the Legion was kickstarted by a man named Brande?



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306. Puns went out with TV's Robin. - The Flying Pun


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307. I voted Lex

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308. I'm not nice to my mother.

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309. Ring around the collar.

(I hope I didn't already do that one.)

310. Long-term memory problems. shake


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311. I kept copying the other heroes' moves

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312. I demanded adventures with ingenuity, plot and characterisation. The big two dropped me like a stone.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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313. I demanded that Ryan Reynolds play me. Except I am nothing like Deadpool...

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314. I refuse to reign in the beast.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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315. My ability to create cost free energy has resulted in me being hunted by all the government backed super heroes.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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316. I fell in love with a super villain

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317. I transmuted too much gold and ruined the world economy.

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318. The cat was on my lap, and that takes precedence over some nation's emergency.


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319. I didn't clear my Internet browser history properly before showing reporters my phone...

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320. That pesky Lois revealed my identity and that's when I was grounded under the weight of the lawsuits.


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321. I hated playing with kids, kissing babies, petting dogs... and all my fan pictures had me scowling

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322. I was all of two feet away when Jimmy turned on his signal watch, ruining my sense of balance forever as my ears and brain turned to mush.


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323. I was an even bigger lech than Roy Harper... I tried sleeping with all the heroes and villains of all sexes and genders... not Roy himself though. That was the kicker. He felt left out.

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