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#933756 - 07/13/17 06:34 PM My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye!  
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I mean the man has A CYBERNETIC EYE!

Let me say it slowly: Cave. Carson. Has. A. Frickin'. Cybernetic. Eye.

How awesome is that, right?

But my wife and 2 sons couldn't give two shits!

I announce it to them. They don't even look up from their iPhones. One of them says, "Who?"

Does it really matter 'who'? I mean, there's a cyber-fucking-netic eye involved, damnit!!!! How crazy is that?!?!

I mean, if they don't care about that, I guess it would be "la-dee-dah" if I tell them about Garth Ranzz's cybernetic arm (assuming it still is--who knows, right?) or Vic Stone's cybernetic practically-everything!

Why, oh why, is our society so jaded about the wonders and horrors of post-modern science? Would they be more impressed if Facebook or Siri told them?

I just don't know about these people I live with.....


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#933758 - 07/13/17 07:57 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Pffftttt! Steve Austin had a cybernetic eye, an arm, and two legs.


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#933759 - 07/13/17 09:46 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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But Steve Austin was no spelunker.

#933763 - 07/13/17 10:44 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Well, if you've seen ONE cybernetic eye, you've...

WAIT

How many cybernetic eyes do you have in your house?

#933773 - 07/14/17 12:49 AM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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People who don't care about cybernetic eyes are probably secret cyborgs.


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#933840 - 07/14/17 03:03 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Does it shoot lasers? If not.... meh...


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#933843 - 07/14/17 03:20 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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"Cybnertic cock or GTFO" - jaded millennials

#933847 - 07/14/17 04:06 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Cobalt Kid]  
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Originally Posted by thoth lad
Does it shoot lasers? If not.... meh...


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Originally Posted by Cobalt Kid
"Cybnertic cock or GTFO" - jaded millennials


Not Legion World Comic Code Approved.6

Know the difference. Don't be a tool silly person. smile


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#934012 - 07/16/17 05:38 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Not enough LWers care that Cave Carson Has a Cybernetic EYE!!!!!! scream


Still "Lardy" to my friends!
#934017 - 07/16/17 07:04 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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everybody knows that she's really Daddy Feelgood
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Originally Posted by Fat Cramer
People who don't care about cybernetic eyes are probably secret cyborgs.


I never kept it a secret. If you people can't be bothered to read the fine print, that's on you.


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#934064 - 07/17/17 02:07 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Cybernetic eyes are tasty. I like caring. - bot lad


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#934080 - 07/17/17 06:02 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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I think a telethon is in order to promote awareness of cybernetic eyes... someone get David Haselhoff on the Omnicom...


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#934087 - 07/17/17 07:06 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Wait... does David Haselhoff have a cybernetic eye? Because that would be cool.

#934089 - 07/17/17 07:41 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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The most scandalous thing (which you Philistines would know if you were reading the book), is that he doesn't even have the cybernetic eye anymore. It straight up left him for the first demonic world devouring enitity that came along. Cybernetic eyes can be so fickle.

#934101 - 07/18/17 12:30 AM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Cybernetic eyes are hussies!


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#934161 - 07/18/17 02:47 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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If I had a cybernetic eye, I just know I'd be the one to change its hussy ways and get it to settle down!


Still "Lardy" to my friends!
#934163 - 07/18/17 03:01 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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But Cybernetic Eyes can't be tamed Paladin! A cybernetic eye is a roving eye! Or is it just a squint....


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#934174 - 07/18/17 06:03 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Newsarama has a story out that a golden age hero is rumored to be soon rebooted with a cybernetic ass...


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#934190 - 07/19/17 12:37 AM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Cheeks the Toy Wonder would be suitable for a cybernetic ass too.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
#934412 - 07/21/17 01:45 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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I can sympathize, Lardy. My family (well, okay, my uncle for certain, but probably the rest of my dad's relatives as well) can't tell any of the Terminator movies apart!

The first one, the low-budget one, has always been, and always will be, the best.

I had also typed out a couple sentences about the actor who plays the title character, but as part of my ongoing effort to no longer cast aspersions at people I don't know personally, I decided to backspace them into nothingness.

#934954 - 07/29/17 08:39 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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I recently got the Cave....Cybernetic Eye TPB off eBay. Even as I SHOW my family the EVIDENCE, they STILL can't give even HALF a SHIT!!!! mad


Still "Lardy" to my friends!
#935183 - 08/03/17 04:45 AM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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Perhaps if one of those Cardassian sisters from Star Trek had a cybernetic eye, there might be more interest... Which one is married to Kayne?


Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
#935783 - 08/11/17 11:19 AM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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I think it's the really annoying, shallow one with zero talent who looks in every picture like she's got a big ol' nothin' going on upstairs.

Oh, wait. That doesn't really clear things up, does it? Sorry. shocked


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#935786 - 08/11/17 12:49 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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DOUBLE LOL lol lol

#935787 - 08/11/17 01:39 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: cleome51]  
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Originally Posted by cleome51
I think it's the really annoying, shallow one with zero talent who looks in every picture like she's got a big ol' nothin' going on upstairs.

Oh, wait. That doesn't really clear things up, does it? Sorry. shocked



I think that narrows it down to all of them.


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#935793 - 08/11/17 06:03 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: cleome51]  
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Originally Posted by SharkLad
Perhaps if one of those Cardassian sisters from Star Trek had a cybernetic eye, there might be more interest... Which one is married to Kayne?

Originally Posted by cleome51
I think it's the really annoying, shallow one with zero talent who looks in every picture like she's got a big ol' nothin' going on upstairs.

Oh, wait. That doesn't really clear things up, does it? Sorry. shocked


Um, I can remember the Klingon sisters but Cardassian ones?!? confused


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#935797 - 08/11/17 10:35 PM Re: My family could care less that Cave Carson has a cybernetic eye! [Re: Paladin]  
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