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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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324. Between the beer gut and the moobs, my 'six pack' was more like a 'three pack.'

325. I stubbornly defied convention and wore my underwear *on the inside.* Turns out any sort of convention defying behavior that has Superman on one side and the 'new guy nobody has heard of' on the other automatically defaults to 'Superman wins.'

326. My battle-cry of 'Respect mah authoritah!' turns out to already be trademarked by someone else. A ligitious someone else...



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327. I should have cleaned the underwear I decided to wear on the outside.


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328. I kept tripping over my cape.

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323. I was an even bigger lech than Roy Harper... I tried sleeping with all the heroes and villains of all sexes and genders... not Roy himself though. That was the kicker. He felt left out.


OK that really IS worthy of an eighty-six. Poor Roy.


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329. Atomic Hairballs are effective, but also really unappetizing to see in action. Catspaw


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330. I have to get Mr Wayne's dinner ready, then I have iron his costume and write to the social services regarding all the kids he keeps adopting...


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331. I put all the other heroes' dirty secrets in my memoirs.

But I disguised their identities!!! How could I have ever expected people to guess that Larry Ellen was my alias for the Flash??

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332. Once you start flying round the world to change time, it's hard to stop. Everything must be ... perfect.


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333. I made a joke about blue moon rocks and everyone took it the wrong way. Heroes sure have filthy minds. shrug


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334. I asked Brainy to comment on which UP species are the laziest. It did not go over well...

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335. I asked if there was a no skin tight spandex clothing option.


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336. It was my turn to do the shopping and I'm the only one who likes the crunchy, unsalted, no-stir peanut butter.


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337. When I joined the Legion of Nut Crackers I thought it was because they were tough. How was I to know, when I bought peanut butter, that they existed to eradicate nuts from the world because of their allergies.


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338. I cracked a different kind of nuts

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339. My golden age sidekicks are thinly veiled racist stereotypes that I did nothing to fight against.


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340. I reminded everyone that Dollar Bill got killed because of his stupid cape.


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341. I came on Defender for a Day but Dollar Bill said I was ruining his shots with my Blurring the Images power.

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342. Teams are full of reformed villains, but they said they were getting too many complaints. - Kid Exorcised


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343. I threw out everything in the Complaint Box so I could re-purpose it to hold recipe cards.


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344. Super fur shedding turns out not to be a super power, but a condition that requires medical advice.


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345. While psychokinetic is just another word for telekinetic, it seems that psychopath is *not* just another word for telepath...

346. Also, pyrokinetic is a superpower and can get you a spot in the Fantastic Four or Legion of Super-Heroes. Pyromaniac, not so much. I even got turned down by the Flash's Rogues Gallery, because Heatwave said the position was filled.


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347. I skipped out on the battle with Luthor, et al because the weather was finally cool enough for me to prep compost at home again. shrug

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348. Turns out my magical power to make someone succumb to their darkest desires wasn't terribly useful to a superhero.

349. The army of zombies was also, I am told, off-theme. Heroes are so picky...


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350. The "HOT NOW" sign was up at Krispy Kreme...

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351. Its not considered heroic to leave the cat up the tree while hitting on the old ladies hot granddaughter.


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