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Yet Another Kill This Thread!
The following rules were established by Kent at the start of the first 24-hour version, adapted from the original rules by EDE:
The rules:
1. The Basic Idea: Post to this thread, if no one posts after you for 24 hours, you win!
2. Posts that are not direct responses to one of the five preceding posts are ineligible to win. The topic can drift, but no complete non-sequitors. Posts that are responses to non-sequitors are also ineligible to win. Posts that are responses to responses to non-sequitors, and responses to those posts, etc., become eligible, however.
3. In the event that this thread is locked, there shall be no winner unless a new thread is started for the contest. Furthermore, any post that results in the banning of the poster shall also be ineligible to win.
4. So, more precisely, one wins if one makes a post, and then no one makes another post that's eligible to win for 24 hours.
Okay, time to kill!
I - walkwithcrowds (7-day version) II - none III - none IV - Quislet, Esq V - Rockhopper Lad (the first 24-hour version) VI - Rockhopper Lad VII - cleome VIII - Rockhopper Lad IX - Rockhopper Lad X - none XI - none XII - none XIII - Invisible Brainiac XIV - Invisible Brainiac XV - Invisible Brainiac XVI - Invisible Brainiac XVII - Invisible Brainiac XVIII - cleome XIX - cleome XX - cleome XXI - Jfposey XXII - Invisible Brainiac XXIII - jfposey XIV - Invisible Brainiac
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Wow! Do these usually end like the last one did--with no one realizing someone had won and going on as normal until someone notices? I wonder if some of these should have either ended sooner, or in the case of the no-winner threads, might there have been a winner but no one ever noticed? I think the board's current post time format makes it more difficult to see.
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I won mine fair and square.
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I remember that threads X to XII ended by getting to 2000 posts with out anyone winning. Players were very competitive then
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We should cooperate and not post for 36 hours from right now.
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Oops, I was late! Okay, now I'll start!
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Ooh! Hate to break this up, but I had a news flash to share! Oh, darn, I forgot what it was..... I suppose we can start again....now!
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Gee, thanks for thinking of sharing the news with us!
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I prefer....Alternate Facts!
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Here's one for you. I've won all of these "Kill This Thread" threads
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QUis is a thread mass-murderer
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No bodies to have to hide
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Quis is a practical mass murderer!
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My partner is in the musical "Jack the Ripper!" as a reporter.
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John Ritter played Jack Tripper on the old sitcom "Three's Company".
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Two's company, three's a crowd. What's four and five? Nine.
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Don't get me started about six being scared of seven.....
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I saw a Tweet somewhere about seven eating nine, because we are supposed to have three square meals a day.
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Very few of my meals are square. Or resembling any other geometric shape, really.
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Yeah. Most of my meals nowadays are just thrown together in a bowl
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The sport called "bowling" seems to have nothing to do with bowls.
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Maybe they realized that bowls don't roll very well.
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Wonder if anyone's ever had a bowel movement the size and shape of a bowling ball?
OUCH!
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I guess an elephant could have that...
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I'll bet that'd be one elephant who would never forget.
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One elephant who wouldn't want to repeat, either.
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I dunno. I figure bowling ball-size turds are average or even below average for a full-grown elephant. I'm not an elephantologist or anything, though.
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Are you saying size matters?
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It depends. Can something else compensate for the size?
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I suppose a gigantic penis could!
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The new Star Trek has me SO excited!
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I think you buried the lead there, Andy!
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Now I understand why Andy is so excited
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I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
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I think he is looking forward to first contact.
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And it's through the uprights!
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Are two holes better than one?
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Looks like this thread is going down the rabbit hole.
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At the bottom of the hole, there is a tea party. Happy unbirthday!
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`You might just as well say,' added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in his sleep, `that "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe"!'
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I too sleep on my side of the bed. The other side has someone else in it.
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Ooh! Are we supposed to guess who's on the other side? Is it Chaaro?
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I sleep in a twin size bed
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And how are the twins doing?
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They have to share half the space.
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If one twin is evil, sharing may be a problem.
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Depends on whether evil twin hates good twin
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At the very least. they usually seem pitted against one another.
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Peaches come from a can/They were put there by a man
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Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally emotionless except for her heart Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas she totally confused all the passing pihranas
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Are facts really "fun"? I mean a fact is just a fact, right?
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Some people find facts fun.
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Yeah! People who aren't out dancing at a club or tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon or jumping a shark tank on a motorcycle.
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I actually don't know many people who jump shark tanks on motorcycles. You know in rereading that sentence, I am not sure if I am talking about a person on a motorcycle jumping a shark tank or if the shark tank is on a motorcycle.
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Sharks are almost as played out as vampires and zombies. (Except for our own Shark Lad, of course.)
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So, are you saying that sharks have jumped the shark?
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More like the jump has become a slump.
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Sharks can very well jump over their own kind if they want.
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I give that shark jump a 9.0. (The Russian judges give it a 4.7. )
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Bah, such bias from the other judges!
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I like Judge Cassandra Anderson a lot more than I like Judge Joe Dredd.
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I haven't met any judges in real life yet
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Judge Judy says "Don't piss on my leg and then tell me that it's raining."
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I've met a few judges at the legal get-togethers mr_cleome goes to. Also, one of my best friends in art school had a dad who was a retired judge. Haven't seen either of them in years, though.
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I have met a couple of lawyers here at business school. I also have a few friends studying law back home.
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My favorite lawyer joke:
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other is a fish.
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Cheri Oteri on Saturday Night Live as Judge Judy says: "Don't give me rabbit poop and tell me it's chocolate!"
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I didn't really like Steve Martin, but I liked one of his opening monologues on SNL.
In life you need to establish easily achievable goals that can build upon each other. So, I plan to become master of all space and time. Then I'll go to Europe.
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If I were master of space and time, I would do a lot more traveling than I do now.
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Would we have to start calling you "The Doctor"?
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Can you call me "Your Highness" instead?
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I'm doing it! I'm doing it! wheee!
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Oh IB too close to the sun! Wax wings! Now I really do know what it sounds like When Doves Cry!
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From a soaring eagle to a lame duck
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Peking duck is a tasty dish
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I love the sauce that goes with it. Sweet and thick.
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Is that what they call "duck sauce", or is it actually something else?
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American-Chinese restaurant "Duck sauce" is orange-colored and tastes mainly of sugar, with a vague undertone of fruit. Its consistency is almost as thick as jam.
Hoisin's definitely a different, er... animal.
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All this sauce is confusing! I guess I'll just settle for a splash of awesomesauce!
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Ah, that we don't have. I bet it tastes great with duck too though!
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Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!
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You're so spicy. and a little bit salty.
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Ginger Spice Baby Spice Sporty Spice Posh Spice Scary Spice
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Shoot, that leaves Old Spice for me.
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The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
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And look like, with a strict diet and exercise regime
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They are of proportionately large importance in the gay world
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I think that is true for young people, gay or straight
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Well, I don't disagree.
that is why I prefer guys my age or older. they tend to be more mature, less shallow, more open and more appreciative of qualities other than looks.
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After all, one can drown in the shallows, too!
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Water and asshole guys. Both can be equally treacherous.
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The Straits of Magellan are considered treacherous.
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Magellan could be considered treacherous by some. His battle with the natives of Cebu is one of the lessons I remember most from Philippine history class.
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And Magellan was not the first person to sail around the world. He died in the Philippines. only 18 men survived the trip.
Name Rating Juan Sebastián Elcano, from Getaria (Spain) Master Francisco Albo, from Rodas (in Tui, Galicia) Pilot Miguel de Rodas (in Tui, Galicia) Pilot Juan de Acurio, from Bermeo Pilot Antonio Lombardo (Pigafetta), from Vicenza Supernumerary MartÃn de Judicibus, from Genoa Chief Steward Hernándo de Bustamante, from Alcántara Mariner Nicholas the Greek, from Nafplion Mariner Miguel Sánchez, from Rodas (in Tui, Galicia) Mariner Antonio Hernández Colmenero, from Huelva Mariner Francisco Rodrigues, Portuguese from Seville Mariner Juan RodrÃguez, from Huelva Mariner Diego Carmena, from Baiona (Galicia) Mariner Hans of Aachen, (Holy Roman Empire) Gunner Juan de Arratia, from Bilbao Able Seaman Vasco Gómez Gallego, from Baiona (Galicia) Able Seaman Juan de Santandrés, from Cueto (Cantabria) Apprentice Seaman Juan de Zubileta, from Barakaldo Page
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Of course, his death didn't stop the Philippines from becoming a Spanish colony for almost 400 years...
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And then the US tried to take over
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It never occurred to me until this moment: Were the Philippines named after a guy named Phillip?
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Indeed it was! Philip II of Spain.
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And Massachusetts was named for a guy whose name started with M and had a big ass.
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And Mississippi was named for an old wife who could not stop peeing.
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Virginia is for lovers because Maryland has crabs!
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And as everyone knows, Iceland as just one big iceberg!
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South Carolina is a bottom!
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Colorado and Wyoming are such big squares!
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Wyoming - Why O Ming? Questioning a Chinese emperor
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And Florida is full of flowers.
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"Flower" was a great name for a skunk!
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Pepe Le Pew is a very dense skunk.
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Or that cat is one sexy feline.
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I heard she is a real cougar.
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She was flirting with Batman to get to Robin.
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Have you not seen his butt?
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Smoking hot, but no tobacco
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Don't touch his butt, Quis. You might get burned.
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Well, a butt was mentioned. The only natural conclusion is to assume tobacco use, right?
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This proves that Paladin is straight.
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Or he likes other body parts better.
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Which parts would those be?
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What parts do you like best, Lardy?
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Well, in the movie "Pearl Harbor", I liked the war parts, but the rest of it was utter dreck! Um, what were we talking about again?
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Pearl Harbor sounds like a good one to talk about.
I watched it, but I barely remember any of it!
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Spoiler alert The allies win World War II
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I wish I could resist spoiler boxes! Now, I know the ending....
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If you have a time machine, you could go back in time, step on a butterfly, and change the outcome.
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Just stay away from your grandfather.
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Marty McFly had a lot of damage control to do after meeting his mom and dad in the past!
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I wonder if his parents ever began wondering why their son looked so much like that kid they knew years ago.
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Actually Marty looked nothing like that kid. His parents just had a bunch of plastic surgery done on young Marty.
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They must have been really grateful.
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Or they both still had the hots for him.
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Very possible, very possible.
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My nasty mind side likes to think so
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Should I call you "Ms. Jackson", Quis?
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No. I should call all you that as I am the nasty boy
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So nasty boys call other people Ms. Jackson.
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"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Something else else seems not right here.
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Nasty boys don't mean a thing
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Lots of charming boys are meaningless nasty boys
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I wonder what the boys in the back room are having.
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I don't think it is anything good.
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Shouldn't we taste it first before saying it isn't good?
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I suppose you could hire someone to taste it for you.
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That person would probably demand a very high salary, as well as a generous health insurance and death benefits package.
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But isn't it worth not being poisoned or tasting something truly horrible?
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Apparently, if one person tastes something bad, they want another person to taste it, too. At least, that's according to the commercial with the raccoons.
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We like sharing bad things too!
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I did have one woman drink something and then say "This is horrible. Try it." I didn't.
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Wise Potato Chips is a regional brand. They have an owl as part of their logo
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I love Wise Potato Chips.
I allowed myself a bag of them recently, after my doctor gave me the good news that my last blood test shows I am no longer borderline-diabetic.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Congrats on the diagnosis.
I went against what I am supposed to be doing for my CHF today and had me a large Dunkin Donuts Strawberry Coolada (without the whipped cream - I did have a little restraint) because it feels hot as Hades outside.
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Thank you, J-Pops.
And please don't be too hard on yourself, we've all gotta indulge ourselves a bit from time to time, in my opinion.
"Whipped Cream and Other Delights" was an album by Herb Alpert, who did an instrumental in the early 80s that I really love, and yet I can never remember what it's called. "Route __ (?)" Or something like that?
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Thanks for the video, J-Pops. You're a peach!
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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I love peaches. My favorite fruit. Strawberries are a close second.
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peaches are meh for me. Apples for me.
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The Apple Jacks jingle from the mid-1980s was a real ear-worm.
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There are many jingles I want to forget.
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I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle As I go riding merrily along And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single? And that song ain't so very far from wrong
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Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, The batmobile lost its wheel And the Joker got away, hey!
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Sometimes we would sing this:
Happy Birthday to You You live in a zoo You look like a monkey And you smell like one too.
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Sometimes when I'm feeling silly, I continue the birthday song with "And how old are you now? How old are you now?"
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I heard my first Christmas carol of the year walking home through a mall today.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Jingle Bells was written here in Medford, MA. We have a plaque and everything to commemorate this.
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Daffy Duck sang a sarcastic, half-hearted version of "Jingle Bells" in Chuck Jones's classic cartoon-short "Duck Amuck."
"Dashing through the th'now Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha O'er the field'th we go Laughing all...the...way..."
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I prefer the earlier crazy Daffy to the latter greedy Daffy
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I do too, Quis, but "Duck Amuck" is one of the few Chuck Jones Daffy cartoons from the 50s that still holds up today, in my opinion.
No, as far as I'm concerned, Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies peaked around 1946-1947.
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"Duck Amuck" is a classic.
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Does a duck who drive a truck wanna climb the ladder and become a top mucky-muck? Well, I wish him luck.
And for another rhyme, I confess I'm stuck.
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I'm a poet and I don't know it.
Although I can rhyme anytime.
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