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352. After a space disaster horror movie situation, I'd be pulling for the aliens after all that screaming and crying from the humans.
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353. Kept trying to capture the aliens, monsters, super-villains, etc. and put them in my extra-dimensional menagerie, insisting that I needed to 'collect them all.'
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354. My attempted marketing ploy with playful writing didn't work so well in my uniform's emblem as Krazy Kaptain Kaos
355. I didn't know getting punched hurt that much
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356. So hard to find criminals who are willing to resolve disputes with group therapy. Everyone's so angry and confrontational!
357. So hard to find criminals who are willing to resolve disputes with rock, paper, scissors. It's all about the punching and explosions with these people!
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352. After a space disaster horror movie situation, I'd be pulling for the aliens after all that screaming and crying from the humans. [tangent] You just described my problem with shows like the Battlestar Galactica reboot, or the Walking Dead. The 'protagonists' are so assy to each other, I end up rooting for the robots/zombies/whatever to just kill them all already! [/tangent] 358. I couldn't be a hero, because of all the drama and hero vs. hero 'choose a side!' infighting. Team villain is where it's at. So much better behaved! Also, generally, less judgmental about costumes and color choices.
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359. I asked a lady for a Kiss after saving her. I just wanted a Hershey's but well......
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360. Having to repeatedly die and come back made my friends angry since they got tired of all the wakes and funerals then welcome back parties. They said I was doing it for the attention and gifts. [aside] Maybe a little. [/aside]
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361. My superpower involved flying. I get airsick.
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362. Every single time, that damn mushroom cloud.
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363. Listen! You try and grab someone from a burning building! It don't matter where your hands go! You just wanna get them away so you can rescue someone else. Now I got to put up with all these groping allegations...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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364. Yes, I have x-ray vision. but I swear I don't use it to peep. Still, one hysterical ninny pitches a hissy fit and...
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365. Technically, I did stop the villains... it's just that I destroyed the universe and created another in its place at the same time. - Singularity Lad
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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366. Eating criminals is apparently frowned upon, as is stomping through Tokyo, knocking over buildings. - Godzilla Lad.
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367. "I swear the Bride was waving a hatchett." Absinthe Lad.
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368. Allergic to Miraclo.
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369. Heroes? Who needs heroes? The Wizarding World has long been at peace since Voldemort the Beneficent destroyed the upstart Harry Potter.
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.” -- Groucho Marx
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370. Edna Mode said, "No More Capes!" and my super-powers, which were entirely based on my magic cloak, went away. That was some Wanda Maximoff **** right there... - Cape Lad.
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371. My seven league boots didn't quite work out so well. My new Identity of "Captain Severe Groin Injury"... didn't really work.
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372. I kept asking all the attractive lady villains if they wanted to go "Netflix and chill". I honestly thought it just meant watch some tv. They took exception.
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373. My power of having a magnetic personality resulted in concussion after the first bystander flew into me.
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374. My obsessive compulsive habit of following orders. Seriously, I was once told to go jump inna Space Lake. It was alcoholic methane clouds. It just...it just wouldn't work.
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375. Turns out 'hyperactive thyroid' is a medical condition, not a super-power. - Large Lad.
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"Because I can't stop watching The Six Million Dollar Man, no matter what. If I do, Steve sings again.... People will have to save themselves this once" was deemed "unacceptable".
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377. Yep that pretty much says it all.
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378. I didn't want to run around with my bare legs.
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